# E10 - A Fight with the Ex?! Operation Get the Milk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY79XXGVR/a-fight-with-the-ex-operation-get-the-milk)
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**[00:08] [SONG] ---**
When you asked me how I felt about you
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I said, "You're okay, I guess."
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Wait, are you crying?
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Oh!
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Now I think you might be cute.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Then you tried to run away
so I grabbed your hand.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
And something deep within
my heart began to dance.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I wish there were a textbook for romance.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
There are just too many
problems I don't understand.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
I wish there were a teacher for romance.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
If I add You + Me
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Will the answer be "Love"?
**[01:17] ---**
Otani...
**[01:21] ---**
Sorry.
**[01:22] ---**
But I can't just forget
everything that happened.
**[01:25] ---**
So forget I said THAT.
**[01:28] ---**
I really do like you, Otani.
**[01:31] ---**
At least remember that.
**[01:42] ---**
...Okay.
**[01:53] ---**
I like who I like.
**[01:55] ---**
You got a problem with that?
***SIGN*** "Face Off Against The Ex?! Operation Breast Exposure!!"
**[02:10] ---**
What's up with this? I'm
falling out of the picture!
**[02:13] ---**
Yeah, you look freaking lame.
**[02:15] ---**
Please, Mrs. Sea Monk, take better pictures!
**[02:18] ---**
Look at this one. You look
really ugly in this one.
**[02:21] ---**
What? There's more?
**[02:25] ---**
What the hell is this!
**[02:27] ---**
Give it back!
**[02:28] ---**
Why should I? I took this with MY camera.
**[02:31] ---**
I don't trust you with that
picture in your possession!
**[02:34] ---**
Maybe I should print out copies and paste
them on the walls of the school hallway.
**[02:37] ---**
I'm seriously slapping you!
**[02:39] ---**
Is that the way you treat a guy you like?
**[02:43] ---**
How can you say something like that?
**[02:45] ---**
If you think about it, you're at fault
for being mean in the first place!
**[02:48] ---**
I'm TOTALLY gonna make copies!
**[02:50] ---**
I'm gonna make, like, 100 copies and pass
them out to people at the train station!
**[02:54] ---**
I'm TOTALLY slapping you now!
**[02:55] ---**
C'mon. Gimme your best shot.
**[02:58] ---**
I've got the original data right here, buddy.
**[03:00] ---**
Looks back to normal to me.
**[03:01] ---**
TOO normal.
**[03:04] ---**
Ah, crap.
**[03:05] ---**
Otani has my largest weakness
in the palm of his hand!
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Makes my stomach churn.
**[03:09] ---**
Don't waste your time churning!
**[03:11] ---**
You wanted to make Otani
regret rejecting you, right?
**[03:14] ---**
I know it's easy to think
about it or speak about it...
**[03:19] ---**
Shut up!
**[03:20] ---**
And stop making that ugly face!
**[03:21] ---**
Try remembering why he rejected you.
**[03:24] ---**
Because he only saw you as
a comedy partner, remember?
**[03:27] ---**
Well, I guess so...
**[03:29] ---**
Right?
**[03:30] ---**
Then you need to STOP being
a comedian like before!
**[03:33] ---**
Unleash your femininity!
**[03:34] ---**
My femininity?
**[03:35] ---**
That's right.
**[03:36] ---**
March forward with your breasts exposed!
**[03:37] ---**
I can't do that!
**[03:38] ---**
Yes you can, run a lap bare-breasted!
**[03:39] ---**
I'll get arrested!
**[03:40] ---**
You gotta show him what you're made of!
**[03:44] ---**
Ohhhh?
**[03:47] ---**
What's going on?
**[03:48] ---**
Expose my breasts to show
him what I'm made of?
**[03:56] ---**
It's almost Christmas.
**[04:00] ---**
My, how the year passes us by...
**[04:03] ---**
You sound like my Grandma.
**[04:05] ---**
That reminds me...
**[04:08] ---**
Last year on Christmas,
**[04:10] ---**
he broke his promise with his
ex to spend the evening with me.
**[04:15] ---**
She sure was cute.
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, Otani?
**[04:21] ---**
What kind of relationship
did you and Kanzaki have?
**[04:24] ---**
Where'd that come from?!
**[04:25] ---**
I'm just curious.
**[04:27] ---**
It was average.
**[04:29] ---**
"Average," eh?
**[04:30] ---**
What're ya saying?
**[04:31] ---**
Nothin'.
**[04:32] ---**
But I guess you guys weren't a comedy duo.
**[04:43] ---**
Otani's former girlfriend...
**[04:45] ---**
The girl Otani used to like...
**[04:49] ---**
For Otani to like me in that way...
**[04:53] ---**
What would I have to do?
***SIGN*** WacDonald's drive through
**[04:59] ---**
What do you think I should
give Darling for Christmas?
**[05:02] ---**
Are you giving Suzuki something this year?
**[05:04] ---**
Umm, I'm making him a sweater this year.
**[05:10] ---**
Umm....
**[05:12] ---**
It's okay, don't mind me.
**[05:17] ---**
Risa, you don't have plans
this Christmas, right?
**[05:21] ---**
'Course not.
**[05:22] ---**
Why not spend it with Otani?
**[05:24] ---**
Tell him, "I wanna spend
this special day together."
**[05:25] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[05:26] ---**
But he rejected me! I can't put
myself out there - it's awkward.
**[05:30] ---**
He already knows you like him,
**[05:32] ---**
so I don't see how things
can get any more awkward.
**[05:35] ---**
I really do like you, Otani.
**[05:38] ---**
At least remember that.
**[05:41] ---**
That's a memory I didn't
want in my head right now!
**[05:42] ---**
Ahh, this's so embarrassing I could die!
**[05:44] ---**
How could I have been so bold?
**[05:45] ---**
What?
**[05:46] ---**
Don't ask!
**[05:47] ---**
Don't worry, don't worry.
**[05:49] ---**
Romance is an embarrassing thing.
**[05:51] ---**
Everyone battles against embarrassment
as they fall in love.
**[05:54] ---**
Nobuko, how did you and Nakao get together?
**[05:57] ---**
Me?
**[05:59] ---**
It happened on a cold,
rainy winter's night...
**[06:10] ---**
That's their boss, Nakao.
**[06:12] ---**
I hear he sent 20 other
punks to the hospital.
**[06:16] ---**
Oooooh, how scary!
***SIGN*** Stray cat, someone please give him a home.
**[06:36] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:37] ---**
I live in an apartment, so I can't take you.
**[06:44] ---**
You really do like milk, don't ya, buddy.
**[06:52] ---**
Then, one day,
**[06:53] ---**
a bunch of rough punks had me
surrounded, and the gang boss...
**[06:56] ---**
That's enough.
**[06:57] ---**
I put a love letter in his shoe box.
**[06:59] ---**
That's enough!
**[07:00] ---**
Just kidding.
**[07:01] ---**
In our third year of middle
school, we met at cram school.
**[07:04] ---**
Cram school?
**[07:05] ---**
So I was like, "I'd sure like to
have a boyfriend like you, Nakao."
**[07:08] ---**
Then he was like, "I'd like to have
a girlfriend like you, Nobuko."
**[07:12] ---**
Then we were like, "Wanna go out?"
**[07:13] ---**
The rest is history.
**[07:15] ---**
There was no drama whatsoever.
**[07:16] ---**
But it's better that way! I hate drama.
**[07:20] ---**
The guy you like likes you back...
**[07:22] ---**
That's wonderful enough as it is.
**[07:24] ---**
It's practically a miracle.
**[07:26] ---**
Risa...
**[07:27] ---**
Risa...
**[07:28] ---**
Chiharu, you're the same!
**[07:29] ---**
Yes?
**[07:30] ---**
Without any drama, you and Suzuki
miraculously wound up together.
**[07:35] ---**
You should be thanking God every
day for your good fortune.
**[07:41] ---**
B-b-but I'm the only....damn it...why...
**[07:45] ---**
Woah, is there alcohol in her drink?!
**[07:47] ---**
D-don't worry, Risa, he didn't
say he DOESN'T like you.
**[07:51] ---**
She's right, Risa, hang in there!
**[07:54] ---**
But! I just can't expose my breasts.
**[07:57] ---**
Moron!
**[07:58] ---**
Who told you to literally expose them?
**[08:00] ---**
I meant to metaphorically
expose your breasts!
**[08:02] ---**
My metaphoric breasts?
**[08:04] ---**
That's right!
**[08:05] ---**
The metaphoric boobs sleeping
deep within your bosom...
**[08:08] ---**
Mine aren't as big as yours, Nouko...
**[08:10] ---**
Size got nothin' to do with it!
**[08:11] ---**
- Just shove 'em in his face! Shove 'em!
**[08:12] ---**
- Nobuko, you shouldn't say that so loudly...
**[08:14] ---**
You can do it if you try!
**[08:17] ---**
She's right.
**[08:18] ---**
You're really pretty, Risa!
**[08:21] ---**
I'm pretty?
**[08:22] ---**
Just unleash a LITTLE bit of your femininity,
**[08:24] ---**
and Otani will fall like a brick!
**[08:26] ---**
But...I'm a giantess.
**[08:28] ---**
Or you're "tall like a model"!
It's all perspective!
**[08:31] ---**
I agree.
**[08:36] ---**
Keep at it!
**[08:41] ---**
Believe in a miracle!
**[08:45] ---**
Believe in...a miracle?
**[08:55] ---**
So that Otani might develop
feelings for me someday...
**[09:00] ---**
Okay! I'm gonna keep at it!
**[09:02] ---**
I commence operations at Christmas!
**[09:05] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:06] ---**
Step One: buy him a Christmas present!
**[09:09] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:09] ---**
The boobs are coming out!
**[09:11] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:19] ---**
Otani, dearrrr.
**[09:21] ---**
Do you have any plans on Christmas?
**[09:26] ---**
Creeper!
**[09:27] ---**
Why'm I a creeper?!
**[09:28] ---**
Here I am trying to shove my
metaphoric breasts in your f--
**[09:36] ---**
Breasts?
**[09:37] ---**
Um, well, are you free on Christmas?
**[09:40] ---**
Christmas? Nope.
**[09:45] ---**
It's over.
**[09:46] ---**
Why?
**[09:47] ---**
Why, you ask? Why're you busy?
**[09:51] ---**
There's a Christmas party with
my Jr. high basketball buddies.
**[09:54] ---**
Oh...
**[09:57] ---**
Is that the one Kanzaki invited you
to last year, but you didn't go?
**[10:01] ---**
Ah, yeah. Wow, you've got a good memory.
**[10:03] ---**
How could I have forgotten that?
**[10:06] ---**
Um, is Kanzaki going to that party, too?
**[10:11] ---**
Well, I'm not sure...
**[10:13] ---**
She probably will. She was
the manager, after all.
**[10:18] ---**
Damn, you make the most disgusting faces!
**[10:21] ---**
What's your problem?!
**[10:22] ---**
Nooooothin'.
**[10:24] ---**
Listen, as I've said before,
**[10:26] ---**
there's nothing between
me and that chick anymore.
**[10:29] ---**
"That chick"?
**[10:30] ---**
He called her "that chick"
**[10:32] ---**
Ahhhh! Madam, did you hear the news?
**[10:35] ---**
He said there was nothing
between him and "that chick".
**[10:36] ---**
Isn't he such a COOL badass?
**[10:39] ---**
WHAT is your problem!
**[10:41] ---**
Nothing...
**[10:44] ---**
Last year, he came to me instead.
**[10:51] ---**
I promised you first, Koizumi.
**[10:54] ---**
...Even so, it was because
of the Sea Monk concert.
**[10:57] ---**
It wasn't like he chose to be with
me over her because he likes me.
**[11:01] ---**
I know that.
**[11:02] ---**
I know that, but I was still happy.
**[11:05] ---**
But now, without a Sea Monk ticket,
**[11:08] ---**
all I am is a rejected giant.
**[11:10] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[11:11] ---**
He can go have a Merry Christmas
with "that chick" this year.
**[11:15] ---**
And if it results in getting
back together with her,
**[11:18] ---**
this giantess will be
in no place to complain.
**[11:22] ---**
Koizumi?
**[11:27] ---**
Whazzup.
**[11:28] ---**
You wanna come to the Christmas Party?
**[11:31] ---**
What're you saying?
**[11:33] ---**
I didn't go to your Jr. High.
**[11:36] ---**
But we're allowed to bring guests.
**[11:39] ---**
It may be called a "party,"
**[11:40] ---**
but it's just gonna be a bunch of people
playing basketball and goofing off.
**[11:41] ---**
The more the merrier.
**[11:44] ---**
Nakao's bringing his girlfriend, too.
**[11:46] ---**
What? No one told me that.
**[11:48] ---**
That's why I suggested we
spend the Eve together.
**[11:51] ---**
That way we can spend
Christmas Day at the party.
**[11:52] ---**
Ohhh. I like that idea.
**[11:55] ---**
Right?
**[11:56] ---**
So?
**[11:57] ---**
You're free anyway, right?
**[12:04] ---**
I am free!
**[12:12] ---**
I ordered us a cake.
**[12:14] ---**
But we can't eat it in the
gym - we'll get in trouble.
**[12:16] ---**
We'll be fine.
**[12:18] ---**
Risa, Risa, time for your Christmas Attack!
**[12:21] ---**
Close in on him with your boobs!
**[12:25] ---**
Boobies!
**[12:26] ---**
Boobies!
**[12:27] ---**
Okay! Exes and anyone else, outta my way!
**[12:33] ---**
I'm gonna shove my boobs in Otani's
face and make him fall for me!
**[12:38] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[12:41] ---**
It's Otani and Nakao!
**[12:43] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[12:45] ---**
Otani, you're tiny as ever.
**[12:48] ---**
You're getting slapped!
**[12:50] ---**
I guess his ex isn't here yet.
**[12:52] ---**
Otani, sucks for you!
**[12:54] ---**
Kanzaki can't make it today.
**[13:01] ---**
Did you guys get back together again?
**[13:03] ---**
Nothing happened, guys.
**[13:05] ---**
You're acting so weird.
**[13:09] ---**
And you too! Your dazed
smile is creeping me out!
**[13:13] ---**
She's not coming!
**[13:15] ---**
'Ello, 'ello?
**[13:18] ---**
Is this Otani's new girlfriend?
**[13:20] ---**
Seriously?
**[13:21] ---**
Er, um...
**[13:23] ---**
She's just a giantess from my class.
**[13:25] ---**
So she's not his girlfriend.
**[13:27] ---**
Seems that way.
**[13:31] ---**
That hurt!
**[13:33] ---**
Isn't there some other way
you could've introduced me?
**[13:35] ---**
You know, like, say something nice?
**[13:37] ---**
I didn't say anything wrong!
**[13:40] ---**
It was wrong on so many levels!
**[13:45] ---**
You're not exposing your boobs -
you're exposing your butt crack!
**[13:48] ---**
Yeah, well...
**[13:50] ---**
This doesn't seem like much
of a Christmas party anyway.
**[13:53] ---**
There's gonna be a cake later, I hear.
**[13:55] ---**
Oh, yay.
**[13:57] ---**
We're taking a little break.
**[13:59] ---**
Sweat never seems to suit you, Darling.
**[14:02] ---**
Nobuko, why don't you girls join in?
**[14:05] ---**
I didn't bring shoes for it.
**[14:06] ---**
I don't know how to play basketball.
**[14:09] ---**
So why couldn't Kanzaki come?
**[14:12] ---**
She suddenly had something she needed to do.
**[14:15] ---**
And here we were, planning on
getting those two back together.
**[14:19] ---**
But she's got a boyfriend, right?
**[14:22] ---**
There's a loophole for that!
**[14:26] ---**
Woah, that was close!
**[14:27] ---**
Otani really liked Kanzaki a lot.
**[14:33] ---**
After they broke up, Otani was like a zombie.
**[14:36] ---**
He really suffered some major damage.
**[14:39] ---**
Yeah, I couldn't stand the sight of him.
**[14:41] ---**
You never told me that.
**[14:43] ---**
I thought Koizumi would be hurt if she knew.
**[14:52] ---**
Risa!
**[14:53] ---**
Hey, what were Otani and Kanzaki
like when they were together?
**[14:58] ---**
What were they like?
**[15:00] ---**
Well, Otani was head-over-heels,
for starters.
**[15:03] ---**
Even before they were a thing, he
was too nervous to speak around her.
**[15:07] ---**
So we locked them alone in the
gym closet together, as a joke.
**[15:15] ---**
And after they came out, they were a couple.
**[15:21] ---**
We have no idea what happened
in that closet, though...
**[15:23] ---**
Gee, I wonder what happened?
**[15:25] ---**
Wh-wh-what the hell happened?!
**[15:34] ---**
Payback from earlier!
**[15:37] ---**
You guys're slacking off way too much!
**[15:40] ---**
We're still in the middle of a game.
**[15:41] ---**
No one told me that!
**[15:43] ---**
You're taking this too seriously!
**[15:46] ---**
If he's around a girl he likes,
he's too nervous to talk...
**[15:55] ---**
Risa...
**[16:00] ---**
I freaking hate Christmas!!
**[16:03] ---**
Hey, don't...what happened to
your breasts? Your breasts!
**[16:05] ---**
I don't care anymore.
**[16:10] ---**
What're they doing?
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, Otani, are ya interested in her?
**[16:15] ---**
Why?
**[16:17] ---**
Well, she's the complete
opposite of your usual type.
**[16:21] ---**
But she's fun.
**[16:24] ---**
- Your boobs! Your boobs!
**[16:25] ---**
- Fun, eh...
**[16:27] ---**
I don't think I've ever
met a girl as fun as her.
**[16:30] ---**
Then you must really like her.
**[16:33] ---**
Your boobs! Expose them! Expose them, Risa!
**[16:37] ---**
Let me gooo!
**[16:43] ---**
...I'm not sure.
**[16:48] ---**
So you see, Otani and...
**[16:53] ---**
Let's get the others in on this.
**[16:55] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:56] ---**
Risa, we can't eat in the gym, so
we're gonna have the cake outside.
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[17:03] ---**
Ah, but before that, you need
to put this ball in the closet.
**[17:09] ---**
Why do I have to do it?
**[17:11] ---**
Never mind why.
**[17:16] ---**
Ball.
**[17:17] ---**
Oh, toss it.
**[17:26] ---**
Hey! I just heard it click.
**[17:33] ---**
I can't open it!
**[17:34] ---**
You got a text, bro!
***SIGN*** Nobuko
***SIGN*** Expose boobs
**[17:37] ---**
We'll let you out later. Good luck.
**[17:45] ---**
Oh no...
**[17:47] ---**
Who was it?
**[17:49] ---**
Nobuko.
**[17:51] ---**
What did she say?
**[17:53] ---**
To expose my boobs...
**[17:55] ---**
Woah, keep those creepy things covered!
**[17:58] ---**
Ahh, they got us.
**[18:02] ---**
Umph.
**[18:03] ---**
"Umph"?
**[18:05] ---**
Hey, Otani?
**[18:07] ---**
When you were locked up with Kanzaki,
you weren't this calm, were you.
**[18:17] ---**
H-h-how do you know about that?
**[18:20] ---**
Someone told me.
**[18:22] ---**
WHO!
**[18:23] ---**
He's getting slapped!
**[18:24] ---**
What did you do...
**[18:26] ---**
What...what the hell?
**[18:28] ---**
Whaaaat diiiid youuuu doooo?
**[18:32] ---**
In this small, dark place,
what did you do to Kanzaki?
**[18:36] ---**
I didn't do anything! We just talked!
**[18:39] ---**
But you were too nervous to talk
to her. So what did you talk about?
**[18:43] ---**
Th....they told you THAT too??
**[18:45] ---**
Damn it! I'm totally slapping th...!
**[18:49] ---**
Did you ask her out then?
**[18:53] ---**
Well...I guess I did that.
**[18:57] ---**
So you liked her that much.
**[18:59] ---**
Like I said...!
**[19:06] ---**
Like I said...that happened a long time ago.
**[19:10] ---**
I know that!
**[19:12] ---**
That's not why I'm upset.
**[19:22] ---**
Koizumi, you've been crying a lot lately.
**[19:25] ---**
AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!
**[19:26] ---**
Me?!
**[19:27] ---**
Don't act surprised!
**[19:29] ---**
Who else would make me cry?!
**[19:31] ---**
I see...
**[19:32] ---**
I guess that makes sense.
**[19:34] ---**
You're really a moron.
**[19:40] ---**
A miracle will never happen to me.
**[19:44] ---**
What's this?
**[19:46] ---**
A Christmas present.
**[19:48] ---**
To me?
**[19:50] ---**
I went through a lot of trouble buying it.
**[19:52] ---**
And I'd feel awkward taking it back
home with me, so you can have it.
**[20:00] ---**
Oh, gloves!
**[20:02] ---**
I've been wanting a pair.
**[20:03] ---**
Well, isn't that nice.
**[20:05] ---**
But I didn't get you a gift.
**[20:08] ---**
I know that. I wasn't expecting one.
**[20:12] ---**
It's really that serious?
**[20:20] ---**
You're really that serious about me?
**[20:27] ---**
Wha?! Why're you saying that?!
**[20:30] ---**
But you started it!
**[20:32] ---**
Don't you "but" me!
**[20:33] ---**
Stop saying stuff that's better not said!
**[20:37] ---**
Come on! Let me out, Nobuko!
**[20:45] ---**
Why're ya smirking?
**[20:47] ---**
I'm not.
**[20:49] ---**
You ARE smirking!
**[20:50] ---**
Am I?
**[20:52] ---**
You think this is funny, don't you.
**[20:56] ---**
I'm having fun.
**[21:03] ---**
Risa...
**[21:04] ---**
What's your problem?! Are
you a rotten guy after all?
**[21:07] ---**
C'est la vie.
**[21:11] ---**
Shaddup!
**[21:17] ---**
It's Christmas, for Christ's sake!
**[21:20] ---**
Would it be too much to
ask for a miracle today?
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
On the way home from school, alone
in the park, sitting on our bench,
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
I noticed you were happier than usual
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
So I asked you,
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
"What would you do if the world disappeared?"
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Saying nothing, you squeezed
my arm in response.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Please, keep looking at me.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Our lips are too close and
my heart won't stop pounding.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
No matter what mood you're in,
I'll accept you for who you are.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
And if your heart ever breaks
and tears fall down your cheeks,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I will protect you even if it means
turning the rest of the world against me.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I love you
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
I don't need words.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
You will be my last kiss.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Now and forever.
**[23:21] ---**
Kanzaki broke up with her boyfriend.
**[23:23] ---**
Oh, crap! Otani's gonna slip
back together with his ex!
**[23:25] ---**
You really don't have enough adrenaline.
**[23:28] ---**
Lovely Complex - Love Com.
**[23:29] ---**
"Up A Creek Without A Paddle!
Back Together With The Ex?!"
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**[23:32] ---**
Don't miss it!