E7 - All Quiet on the Kissui Front

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[01:42] Mom
    Tomoe, what do you say
    to coming home next week?
[01:46] Tomoe
    What? What on earth
    are you talking about?
[01:50] Mom
    You're going to attend
    a marriage meeting.
[01:52] Mom
    I've already sent them your picture.
[01:53] Tomoe
    No one's mentioned this to me at all!
[01:57] Mom
    You're the only one in
    your group of friends
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    from high school who's
    still single, right?
[02:03] Tomoe
    How did you know that?
[02:05] Mom
    You'd be surprised at how information
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    spreads amongst neighbors.
[02:08] Tomoe
    Man...
[02:10] Mom
    You were saying
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    how you'd find some rich customer,
[02:14] Mom
    but I bet no one rich
    visits your inn, right?
[02:16] Tomoe
    H-How rude!
[02:18] Mom
    I mean, your place is so busy
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    that they have to hire
    students, correct?
[02:24] Tomoe
    Just how much information
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    did you get from our neighbors?!
[02:29] Mom
    Anyway, the meeting's next week.
[02:32] Mom
    I don't want to die before
    I see my grandchild's face.
[02:34] Tomoe
    Whatever!
[02:36] Mom
    Take care!
[02:37] Tomoe
    Wait?!
[02:38] Tomoe
    Hello!
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    Hey!
[02:49] Tomoe
    Jesus...
[02:52] Tomoe
    Pestering me about marriage...
[02:57] Tomoe
    I mean, I do want to show them
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    a grandchild while they're
    still healthy, but...
[03:22] Tomoe
    I wonder if there's any point
    in continuing this job...
[03:25] Tomoe
    Episode 7
     All Quiet on the Kissui Front
[03:30] Ohana
    Oh, good morning, Tomoe.
[03:33] Tomoe
    Morning. Are you off to school now?
[03:36] Nako
    Yes, we finished our job pretty fast,
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    so we wouldn't have to
    rush to school today.
[03:43] Tomoe
    It must be great to be young...
[03:45] Ohana
    Nonsense. You're young too, Tomoe!
[03:51] Tomoe
    I think you're the only person
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    who can say something
    like that without sounding sarcastic.
[03:56] Ohana
    Did something happen?
[03:58] Tomoe
    Nope, nothing. Run along now.
[04:01] Ohana
    Bye!
[04:13] Tomoe
    Seriously, it must be great to be young.
[04:16] Tomoe
    They have a bright future ahead of them,
[04:17] Nako
    Morning, Minchi.
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    and they're filled
    with hopes and dreams.
[04:19] Ohana
    Morning. Let's go.
[04:20] Tomoe
    They can wear mini-skirts.
[04:22] Tomoe
    They can fall in love, go out, have fun,
[04:25] Tomoe
    and still find time for more recreation.
[04:29] Tomoe
    Compared to them,
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    my life is just an
    endless cycle of doing the same thing...
[04:37] Tomoe
    I don't feel alive anymore!
[04:45] Sui
    Could you stop acting like an idiot
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    and get ready to greet the customers.
[04:49] Tomoe
    Yes, Ma'am.
[04:52] Sui
    Oh, and about those customers...
[04:56] Tomoe
    Yes?
[04:58] Sui
    It's them again.
[05:03] Tomoe
    "Again"?
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    Don't tell me...
[05:08] Sui
    Things will get hectic around here.
[05:17] Ohana
    Hey, why don't we go out
    the day after tomorrow?
[05:20] Nako
    We can't.
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    Didn't you see the reservation
     for that group of customers?
[05:23] Ohana
    Oh, damn!
[05:24] ---
    I see...
[05:26] Ohana
    Guess we won't be relaxing
    this week either...
[05:28] Nako
    But it's probably better than
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    having no customers at all.
[05:59] Gamer
    Target located.
[06:01] Gamer
    Roger that. Commence pursuit.
[06:03] Gamer
    Roger.
[06:03] Gamer
    Roger.
[06:08] Ohana
    What's this? New stalkers?
[06:10] Ohana
    Are they Nakochi fans or something?
[06:12] Nako
    How would I know?!
[06:17] Ohana
    Nakochi, wait!
[06:26] Gamer
    According to the spy squadron,
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    our target works at that inn.
[06:31] Gamer
    Perfect.
[06:34] Gamer
    This is Bravo 1.
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    Let's begin and enjoy our game.
[06:38] Gamer
    Bravo 2, roger.
[06:40] Gamer
    Roger.
[06:41] Gamer
    Okay, let's move!
[06:52] Ohana
    "Survival Gamers"?
[06:55] Nako
    What are they?
[06:56] Tomoe
    People who play survival games.
[06:59] Nako
    No, for starters, I was wondering
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    what "survival games" are...
[07:02] Minko
    What's up?
[07:09] Minko
    Huh?
[07:10] Tomoe
    Take a wild guess, Nako!
[07:12] Tomoe
    Basically, they shoot
    each other with toy guns.
[07:17] Ohana
    Wow, do they come often?
[07:20] Tomoe
    Those types of customers
    come by every now and then,
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    but they're generally calm.
[07:24] Tomoe
    But...
[07:25] Ohana
    But?
[07:27] Tomoe
    These guys are different.
[07:29] Tomoe
    They've come by for
    the past two years already,
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    and they're insane.
[07:34] Tomoe
    They do things that are on
    the verge of being illegal.
[07:37] Ohana
    I think Nakochi just had a taste
    of one of their activities.
[07:41] Nako
    Th-That was the first time in my life
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    I've ever run so fast.
[07:46] Tomoe
    That's not the first time
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    they've chased people to
     practice what they call "pursuing."
[07:51] Tomoe
    But it's okay. They'll only chase you.
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    They won't do anything else.
[07:55] Nako
    I-I just don't trust them!
[08:19] Gamer
    We've reached our destination.
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    We're ready to enter at any time.
[08:23] Gamer
    Wait until backup arrives.
[08:26] Gamer
    But we can't miss this opportunity.
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    While she's cleaning the men's bath-
[08:29] Gamer
    Remain on standby, Bravo 2!
[08:31] Gamer
    Commander...
[08:32] Gamer
    This is an order.
[08:36] Gamer
    Commander!
[08:38] Tomoe
    What are you doing?
[08:42] Tomoe
    E-Excuse me? Sirs?!
[08:45] Ohana
    Is someone there?
[08:49] Ohana
    A-A peeking squadron?!
[08:51] Tomoe
    They only went as far as
    peeping in the dressing room last year,
[08:55] Tomoe
    but their actions keep
    getting worse and worse...
[08:59] Tomoe
    Wait, Ohana,
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    were you taking a bath while cleaning?
[09:02] Ohana
    I couldn't help it...
[09:04] Tomoe
    Then I guess you deserve
    to be peeped at...
[09:08] Ohana
    I'm sorry!
[09:10] Tomoe
    Oh dear...
[09:13] Jiro
    Hello.
[09:15] Tomoe
    Hi.
[09:17] Tomoe
    One of the "rich marriage candidates"
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    turned out to be a fraud too.
[09:21] Jiro
    What?
[09:26] Tomoe
    It's too big a task for those girls.
[09:30] Sui
    But we can't just turn
    the customers away.
[09:33] Sui
    Force them to work harder.
[09:39] Tomoe
    Excuse me, Madam Manager?
[09:40] Sui
    Yes?
[09:42] Tomoe
    I know this isn't the
    best time to tell you,
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    but I'm actually thinking
    about returning home.
[09:48] Sui
    A paid vacation?
[09:49] Tomoe
    No, it's actually...
[09:53] Enishi
    Oh?
[09:54] Enishi
    If you're going home during
    your paid vacation,
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    could you be attending
    a marriage meeting?
[09:57] Enishi
    So, even the great
    Tomoe is giving up and-
[10:07] Tomoe
    Never mind.
[10:14] Tomoe
    Wh-What happened?
[10:16] Nako
    I can't take this anymore, Tomoe!
[10:19] Nako
    They're even chasing me in the inn now!
[10:22] Tomoe
    Oh my, they like you that much?
[10:25] Nako
    That doesn't please me at all!
[10:27] Ohana
    Can't we just kick them out?
[10:29] Tomoe
    For me, right now,
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    returning customers are a godsend.
[10:33] Tomoe
    They do call customers
    "gods" sometimes, you know.
[10:36] Nako
    Something tells me that
    God isn't a stalker...
[10:43] Nako
    H-Here they come again!
[10:44] Ohana
    Wait, Nakochi!
[10:47] Nako
    Please stay away!
[10:49] Tomoe
    Sirs?!
[10:54] Tomoe
    Another stressful day at work...
[11:05] Tomoe
    Nako seems to be at her limit...
[11:08] Tomoe
    If I were to quit right now,
    she wouldn't survive...
[11:13] Tomoe
    Wow, another old film...
[11:17] Sol
    Commander! We've been
    surrounded by the enemy!
[11:21] Tomoe
    But you know,
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    I don't have to worry about
    what's going to happen
[11:22] Com
    I'll hold them back! You go ahead!
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    after I quit.
[11:26] Tomoe
    I should be worrying about
    how I'm going to quit.
[11:26] Sol
    C-Commander!
[11:29] Com
    All of you have a future!
[11:31] Com
    I'm not letting you lose your lives
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    on this shitty battlefield!
[11:35] Sol
    Commander!
[11:36] Tomoe
    Yeah, it's wrong to let
    kids with a bright future
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    throw their lives away.
[11:42] Sol
    Okay, baby! Get some!
[11:44] Sol2
    Commander!
[11:49] Tomoe
    Huh?
[11:50] Sol
    Okay, baby! Get some!
[11:53] Tomoe
    But if I were to abandon
    those girls and quit,
[11:55] Tomoe
    wouldn't I be throwing my life
    away without doing anything?
[12:06] Tomoe
    Yeah!
[12:08] Tomoe
    Since I'm going to quit anyway,
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    I'm going to harass those customers
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    until they complain about me,
[12:13] Tomoe
    and get myself fired!
[12:18] Tomoe
    If all goes to plan, I'll be able
    to kick those slimeballs out
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    and quit my job at the same time!
[12:23] Tomoe
    It's time to put in some
    effort for their future!
[12:30] Tomoe
    Good morning, soldiers!
[12:32] Ohana
    Good morning, Tomoe.
[12:35] Tomoe
    What's with the glum faces this morning?
[12:38] Ohana
    It's those survival gamers.
[12:41] Nako
    We told them that
    breakfast is served at 8
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    but they don't seem to be up yet,
[12:45] ---
    so we can't prepare their meals.
[12:48] Tomoe
    I see.
[12:59] Tomoe
    Wake up! Up! Up!
[13:01] Tomoe
    Drop your cocks and grab
    your socks, ladies!
[13:05] Tomoe
    Yes! My waitress life
    is officially over now!
[13:09] All
    Yes, Ma'am!
[13:10] Tomoe
    What?
[13:11] Guy
    Your order, Ma'am?!
[13:14] Tomoe
    We'd like to prepare breakfast,
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    so could you please leave this room?
[13:19] All
    Yes, Ma'am!
[13:21] Guy
    Squad, left, face!
[13:24] Guy
    Double time, march!
[13:32] Ohana
    Wow! You had the customers
    listening to you so obediently!
[13:36] Nako
    You're amazing!
[13:38] Tomoe
    Wh-What?
[13:41] Ohana
    Doesn't Tomoe remind you
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    of an older sister you can trust?
[13:45] Nako
    Did you know that you can call more
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    experienced waitresses "older sisters"?
[13:50] Ohana
    Really?
[13:51] Ohana
    But you don't call her that, do you?
[13:54] Nako
    She says she doesn't like it.
[14:00] Nako
    M-Minchi?
[14:03] Tomoe
    How weird.
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    That was supposed to be a critical hit.
[14:08] Ohana
    It's an emergency, Tomoe!
[14:11] Nako
    Y-You can't, Minchi!
[14:14] Minko
    Let go!
[14:15] Tomoe
    What's going on?
[14:15] Minko
    I need to have a word with them!
[14:18] Minko
    They didn't lay a finger on the meals
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    Mr. Ren and Tohru made!
[14:22] Ohana
    They keep eating these processed foods.
[14:25] Nako
    Apparently, they brought
    them themselves.
[14:28] Tomoe
    Oh, no...
[14:31] Tomoe
    Those customers enjoy
    "battlefield meals."
[14:34] Nako
    Battlefield...
[14:35] Minko
    ...meals?
[14:37] Tomoe
    Like rations.
[14:39] Tomoe
    In other words, I think
    they prefer eating light
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    rather than gourmet meals.
[14:50] Guy
    A riceball?
[14:52] Guy
    But we have our rations...
[14:55] Tomoe
    This is a lot tastier and healthier
[14:57] ---
    than those foods that are
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    packed with preservatives
    and synthetic dyes.
[15:02] Guy
    Oh...
[15:03] Tomoe
    Oh, and before I forget...
[15:08] Minko
    Hey, Tomoe?!
[15:09] Tomoe
    She made them!
[15:13] Tomoe
    I figured there was no point in
    bothering the cooks for this.
[15:17] Guy
    Did...
[15:18] Guy
    Did this girl really make them?
[15:22] Tomoe
    What?
[15:23] Tomoe
    Y-Yeah!
[15:25] Tomoe
    Right, Minko?!
[15:26] Minko
    Y-Yes...
[15:28] Minko
    But I'm not an actual chef yet, I'm...
[15:33] Guy
    Then I guess I'll take a bite...
[15:43] Guy
    It's delicious!
[15:45] Guy
    It tastes exactly like the riceballs
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    my mother used to make me!
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    Commander!
[15:50] Guy
    I'm so glad to be alive!
[15:53] Tomoe
    What?
[15:54] Guy
    More, please!
[15:56] Guy
    More! More! More!
[15:58] Guy
    Please, more!
[16:02] Ohana
    You're incredible, Tomoe!
[16:04] Ohana
    Before you did that,
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    they wouldn't lay a finger on our food!
[16:07] Nako
    I've also never seen
    Minchi look so happy!
[16:12] Tomoe
    What on earth?
[16:18] Tomoe
    I-I'll just have to do
    whatever it takes now.
[16:28] Game
    We failed last time.
[16:31] Game
    We can't afford to fail again.
[16:33] Game
    Commander!
[16:34] Game
    Our army's future
    depends on this battle!
[16:37] Game
    Not one soul will grieve your deaths!
[16:40] Game
    Will you lend your lives to me?!
[16:49] Game
    All right!
[16:50] Game
    Identify our current situation!
[16:51] Game
    No enemies to the right!
[16:53] Game
    No enemies to the left!
[16:55] Game
    Charge!
[17:04] Jiro
    Oh, my God!
[17:10] Jiro
    Jesus!
[17:12] Tomoe
    Okay, let's clean this place up!
[17:16] Ohana
    But Tomoe, this hose is...
[17:20] Tomoe
    I'll take responsibility for everything!
[17:22] Tomoe
    Okay, baby! Get some!
[17:25] Guy
    We're under attack!
[17:29] Tomoe
    Now I'm really done for!
[17:35] Guy
    Dammit!
[17:36] Guy
    Retreat! Retreat!
[17:38] Tomoe
    Those who run away are survival gamers,
[17:40] Tomoe
    and those who don't run
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    are well-trained survival gamers!
[17:45] Ohana
    She looks like she's
    having a lot of fun...
[17:47] Nako
    You're sparkling, Tomoe!
[17:50] Tomoe
    What did you say?
[17:52] Ohana
    You're sparkling!
[18:00] Tomoe
    Oh, come on...
[18:04] Tomoe
    Oops...
[18:08] Tomoe
    I was?
[18:11] Tomoe
    I did have a lot of
    fun out there, but...
[18:17] Tomoe
    But I'm surely done for now.
[18:31] Tomoe
    Madam Manager.
[18:33] Tomoe
    I'm terribly sorry.
[18:35] Tomoe
    The responsibility for all
    the events lies with me.
[18:38] Madam
    What are you talking about?
[18:41] Guy
    So, it was you.
[18:44] Guy
    Madam Manager, your inn
    has a brilliant commander.
[18:48] Tomoe
    What?
[18:49] Madam
    Thank you for your praise.
[18:53] Guy
    She followed through
    with our operations,
[18:56] Guy
    enabling us to have a wonderful time.
[19:00] Guy2
    That ambush was marvelous.
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    We were completely defeated.
[19:03] Tomoe
    What?!
[19:05] Guy
    We'll be coming again.
[19:06] Guy
    Next time,
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    we'll break through
    your defenses for sure.
[19:11] Sui
    Thank you.
[19:12] Sui
    We, along with the commander,
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    will do our best to make
    your stay more comfortable.
[19:17] Tomoe
    What?!
[19:21] Guy
    Salute the commander!
[19:30] Tomoe
    We hope to see you again.
[19:34] Ohana
    I'm so impressed, Tomoe!
[19:37] Ohana
    I didn't know we were supposed
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    to change our procedures
    depending on the customers!
[19:41] Tomoe
    What?
[19:42] Tomoe
    R-Right!
[19:44] Ohana
    So that's what Madam Manager means
[19:46] Ohana
    when she always says, "An
    inn is a place that provides
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    things out of the ordinary."
[19:51] Tomoe
    I don't know about that...
[19:53] Nako
    We really feel like we have
    a long way to go still!
[19:57] Ohana
    I want to learn more from you,
[20:02] Ohana
    s-sis.
[20:05] Nako
    That's not fair, Ohana!
[20:07] Nako
    C-Can I call you "sis" too?
[20:16] Tomoe
    They're so cute!
[20:19] Tomoe
    O-Of course!
[20:21] Tomoe
    Of course you can!
[20:23] Ohana
    Okay, sis!
[20:25] Nako
    Sis!
[20:26] Ohana
    Sis!
[20:27] Nako
    Sis!
[20:28] Tomoe
    No... I take that back.
[20:32] Tomoe
    It's so ticklish...
[20:34] Mom
    Did you see the pictures?
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    Aren't they all handsome?
[20:37] Mom
    The meeting's next week!
[20:39] tomoe
    I sent the pictures back.
[20:41] Mom
    What? Why?!
[20:44] Tomoe
    At first,
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    I really did intend to quit work and
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    return home, but...
[20:50] Mom
    But?
[20:52] Tomoe
    But I want to keep working here.
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    My co-workers are so cute, too.
[20:57] Tomoe
    I realized that I'm really
    cut out for this job.
[21:02] Tomoe
    When weirdos come, I
    get really hyped up.
[21:07] Mom
    What on earth?
[21:09] Tomoe
    I really feel alive when
    I'm working my shift
[21:13] ---
    and being overwhelmed.
[21:16] Mom
    What?
[21:18] Tomoe
    Alive and stressed out, though.
[21:22] Mom
    You really sound like
    you're enjoying yourself.
[21:24] Tomoe
    Yeah.
[21:25] Tomoe
    I promise I'll present you a grandchild
[21:27] ---
    before you go to Heaven,
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    so just give me a bit more time.
[21:33] Mom
    Okay.
[21:34] Mom
    I won't say anything anymore.
[21:36] Mom
    Just stay healthy, okay?
[21:39] Tomoe
    I will. Sorry.
[21:41] Mom
    Come home every now and then, okay?
[21:44] Tomoe
    Okay.
[21:45] Tomoe
    Actually, that might be a bit tough.
[21:47] Tomoe
    I'm the head waitress, after all.
[21:49] Mom
    Really?
[21:50] Tomoe
    Really.
[21:54] Tomoe
    Good morning!
[21:56] All
    Good morning!
[21:58] Tomoe
    Right, let's get crackin'!
[22:01] Ohana
    Yes, Ma'am!
[23:40] Minko
    I couldn't be of any use.
[23:42] Ohana
    A-An ambulance!
[23:43] Sui
    Idiot!
[23:44] Ohana
    Mom, Grandma is...
[23:47] Ohana
    Episode 8
     Run
[23:47] Ohana
    Something I can do right now...
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