E3 - Balut

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[01:41] Min
    She's so annoying.
[01:42] Min
    She's so loud,
    even though she's tiny.
[01:44] Min
    Who does she think she is,
    telling me what to do?
[01:47] Min
    Screw her. Die already.
[01:51] Min
    Damn...
[01:52] Guy
    What are you mumbling to yourself for?
[01:56] Min
    I-It's nothing...
[02:04] Nako
    The guest staying in the Wave Room
[02:06] ---
    says he won't be needing breakfast.
[02:08] Woman
    That damned novelist seriously
    thinks it's our fault.
[02:13] Woman
    Hey, I've got an idea.
    Why don't we eat his fish?
[02:16] Nako
    But I need to keep my stomach empty...
[02:21] Woman
    What's wrong?
[02:23] Nako
    I-I need to prepare myself mentally.
[02:26] Woman
    What?
[02:29] Minchi
    Morning.
[02:30] Nako
    Oh, morning.
[02:33] Minchi
    The revenge meal...
[02:36] Nako
    What if she adds things like lizards
    in addition to the taro?
[02:42] Minchi
    I'll eat it.
[02:43] Nako
    Even the lizard?!
[02:45] Minchi
    Won't you?
[02:47] Minchi
    After all,
    you don't like her, right?
[02:49] Nako
    No, it's not like I dislike her...
[02:52] Nako
    It's just that she looks
    you straight in the eye
[02:53] ---
    when you're speaking to her.
[02:56] Nako
    And her voice is really loud...
[02:57] ---
    Episode 3: Balut
[02:58] Nako
    I'm slightly afraid of her...
[03:04] Minchi
    Let's go in.
[03:16] Minchi
    She...
[03:17] Minchi
    She betrayed me!
[03:18] Nako
    What?
[03:22] Minchi
    I didn't prepare any meals for today!
[03:25] Minchi
    She'll pay for this...
[03:26] Minchi
    I'm going to get yelled at ag-
[03:32] Nako
    Th-This many taro?!
[03:37] Minchi
    Spinach?!
[03:40] Minchi
    So, where is she?
[03:46] Ohana
    That's right.
[03:47] Ohana
    At that very precise moment,
    I was in the middle of an outrageous situation.
[03:51] ---
    Wave Room
[04:07] Guy
    Let's see...
[04:09] Guy
    Ah.
[04:10] Guy
    Okay...
[04:12] Guy
    This goes in that hole.
[04:14] Guy
    Dammit!
[04:18] Guy
    I wanted to use the turtle shell bondage,
    but it's so difficult!
[04:23] Ohana
    Umm...
[04:29] Ohana
    Here first.
[04:32] Guy
    I-I see!
[04:34] Guy
    Thanks.
[04:38] Guy
    Why am I being taught
    by the girl I confined?
[04:45] Guy
    Hey-!
[04:51] Ohana
    Don't worry.
    I'm not going to scream or anything.
[04:54] Guy
    Oh, you're not?
[04:57] Ohana
    But first things first,
[04:58] ---
    why did you tie me up and gag me?
[05:06] Guy
    You saw my draft, didn't you?
[05:09] Ohana
    "The Hot Spring Waitress
    and Her Bubbly Training"?
[05:13] Guy
    Yeah, to tell you the truth,
[05:16] Guy
    I'm actually not a best-selling author.
[05:19] Ohana
    I figured as much.
[05:25] Guy
    I can't write...
[05:27] Guy
    I just can't.
    I can't put my heart into it.
[05:30] Guy
    I figured that I could
    come up with some great ideas
[05:33] ---
    if I lived the cooped up
    life I'd always dreamed of.
[05:36] Guy
    I planned to win an award
[05:39] ---
    and turn the table around, but...
[05:42] Ohana
    So that explains the draft.
[05:46] Guy
    I started writing an erotic novel
    in order to pay for the bill here!
[05:51] Ohana
    An erotic novel?
[05:52] Guy
    But I can't even write that!
[05:55] Guy
    I have no talent!
[05:57] Guy
    My life is over!
[05:59] Ohana
    Come on, don't be so depressed!
[06:03] Ohana
    One cannot determine for themselves if they lack talent.
[06:09] Guy
    Then...
[06:11] Guy
    Can I ask you a favor?
[06:14] Ohana
    What?
[06:16] Ohana
    What...
[06:41] Eni
    She wasn't in the hall either.
[06:43] Girl
    Any luck, Beanman?
[06:48] Woman
    Vanishing in
    the middle of cooking...
[06:51] Eni
    I have the feeling this is related
    to that novelist's draft going missing.
[06:56] Girl
    You mean, there's a
    criminal living here?!
[06:58] Nako
    Maybe she doesn't like us anymore.
[07:03] Minchi
    What?
[07:04] Nako
    I was horrible to her.
[07:08] ---
    Maybe she went back to Tokyo...
[07:14] Gra
    That's quite enough.
[07:16] Girl
    What?
[07:17] Gar
    We won't be getting
    any more customers today.
[07:20] Gar
    We'll be cleaning areas
    we don't usually clean.
[07:22] Eni
    But Madam Manager...
[07:24] Gra
    Oh right, Nako...
[07:26] Nako
    M-Ma'am?
[07:31] Girl
    You don't need to hold back.
[07:34] Girl
    I'll teach you everything;
    not just things related to the inn.
[07:44] Min
    It seems like you're loud
    even in situations like this.
[07:48] Ohana
    Please, don't say that!
[07:51] Guy
    You still think I have talent?
[07:56] Ohana
    Is my voice really that loud?
[07:59] Guy
    W-Well, I wouldn't say it was quiet.
[08:03] Ohana
    But how can you write about me?
[08:08] Guy
    O-Obviously,
    because I've been watching you.
[08:13] Guy
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[08:14] ---
    I've never peeked at you
    in the bath or anything!
[08:15] Guy
    I'm serious! I swear on the bible!
[08:25] Guy
    It sucks, right?
[08:27] Guy
    It's really boring, isn't it?
[08:29] Ohana
    Well, it's too early to judge whether-
[08:36] Ohana
    I-I want to sparkle!
[08:40] Nako
    Don't worry.
[08:42] Nako
    Why don't we scrub you?
    You'll be sparkling in no time.
[08:47] Ohana
    B-But that's...
[08:49] Min
    Didn't you say you wanted to sparkle?
[08:51] Ohana
    What?!
[08:57] Guy
    I've been so out of shape lately!
[09:00] Ohana
    Mr. Jiroumaru, isn't this...
[09:06] Nako
    I'm here to do today's cleaning...
[09:10] Guy
    I don't need it. Not today.
[09:12] Nako
    Okay.
[09:13] ---
    I was also asked to check
    the light bulbs in this room...
[09:17] Guy
    You're really persistent, aren't you?!
[09:18] Guy
    The reason you all misplaced my draft
    is because you're all too caught up
[09:19] ---
    in stupid things like this!
[09:22] Nako
    But...
[09:23] Guy
    For crying out loud...
[09:25] Nako
    I-I'm sorry!
[09:27] Guy
    I guess it makes sense for there to
[09:28] ---
    be low-class waitresses at
    a low-class hot spring inn.
[09:30] Ohana
    Back off already!
[09:35] Guy
    Hey! Why did you show yourself?!
[09:37] Ohana
    Because you're taking it too far!
[09:39] Nako
    Ohana?
[09:42] Guy
    I guess there's no choice!
[09:43] Guy
    Now I'll have to confine you too!
[09:48] Guy
    What?
[09:49] Guy
    Guess I have no choice
    but to tie this old man up-
[09:55] Girl
    What?
[09:55] Girl
    Why are you...
[09:57] Girl
    Huh?
[10:03] Guy
    It's impossible. Impossible. Impossible!
[10:05] Guy
    There's no way
    I can tie everyone up!
[10:09] Ohana
    Hang on, Mr. Jiroumaru!
[10:17] Grand
    I see.
[10:20] Guy
    So it was all a farce.
[10:22] Girl
    What a creep!
[10:24] Girl
    I let him off the hook for the
[10:26] ---
    sexual harassment
    because he said he was famous!
[10:28] Guy
    He was always
    complaining about our food too!
[10:32] Enishi
    Madam Manager,
    just call the cops on him-
[10:33] Jiro
    The cops?!
[10:34] Madam
    Wait.
[10:36] Madam
    We can't make a
    decision until we hear what
[10:39] ---
    the customer himself has to say.
[10:40] Ohana
    Are you saying you don't believe me?
[10:43] Madam
    Of course not.
[10:45] Madam
    However, more importantly,
[10:47] Madam
    I don't want to have to doubt a customer.
[10:52] Enishi
    What are you talking about?
    We all saw him!
[10:56] Enishi
    Beanman was about to be restrained
    in the style of turtle shell bondage.
[11:00] Madam
    Either way, we'll...
[11:04] Enishi
    Huh?
[11:05] ---
    That's our truck.
[11:07] Guy
    Wait, who's behind the wheel?
[11:26] Guy
    Hey, stop the car!
[11:42] Jirou
    I'm such a good-for-nothing.
[11:43] ---
    Look at me,
    I'm even following the rules in a situation like this.
[11:46] Jirou
    I can't break out of my shell...
[11:51] Guy
    Hey, you! Open up!
[11:57] Guy
    Hey!
[12:02] Guy
    Son of a...
[12:03] Guy
    What? Wait-
[12:05] Guy
    Mr. Ren!
[12:09] Enishi
    Get him, Mr. Ren!
[12:12] Ren
    Beancurd skin.
[12:13] Enishi
    What?
[12:14] Ren
    How about adding that
    to next month's menu, Madam?
[12:18] Gran
    Sounds good.
[12:20] ---
    Try making it.
[12:21] Enishi
    What?
[12:23] ---
    Kaneko Tofu Shop
[12:29] Ohana
    Somehow, this situation isn't as tense
    as I'd imagined it would be.
[12:33] Tomoe
    I know, right?
[12:37] Tomoe
    What?
[12:38] Tomoe
    What?
[12:38] Nako
    Excuse me...
[12:41] Tomoe
    Oww!
[12:42] Nako
    No, it's nothing...
[12:46] Enishi
    There he is.
[12:52] Enishi
    Where did he go?
[12:54] Tomoe
    You okay?
[12:56] Tohru
    Ye-ah.
[13:00] Tohru
    Isn't that-
[13:02] Tomoe
    Over there?!
[13:02] Enishi
    Where?!
[13:04] ---
    Kissuiso
[13:10] Enishi
    He isn't in here!
[13:10] Enishi
    Dammit!
[13:16] Tomoe
    He's up there!
[13:26] Tohru
    Hey!
[13:27] ---
    It's dangerous up-
[13:28] Jiro
    Stay away!
[13:30] Jiro
    Please, stay away!
[13:34] Jiro
    I've...
[13:38] Jiro
    I've been acting all high and mighty,
[13:40] ---
    believing that I had you all fooled.
[13:43] Jiro
    But all along, I'd already been seen through...
[13:47] Jiro
    by the Madam Manager.
[13:50] Jiro
    I'm so ashamed.
[13:52] Jiro
    I was just taking advantage of her goodwill.
[13:55] Jiro
    I should just disappear-
[13:57] Ohana
    It wasn't out of goodwill.
[13:58] Jiro
    What?
[13:59] Ohana
    She only said what she said
    because it's part of her job.
[14:04] Ohana
    Do you honestly believe
    that she's that nice of a person?
[14:07] Jiro
    H-H-Hang on,
[14:09] Jiro
    you just ruined the entire mood.
[14:12] Gran
    You have my apologies, sir. She's absolutely right.
[14:16] Jiro
    Yeah.
[14:17] Jiro
    What?
[14:20] Tomoe
    Madam!
[14:22] Gran
    In our occupation,
    you cannot doubt your customers
[14:24] ---
    even if you realize their true background.
[14:29] Gran
    Besides,
[14:30] Gran
    if you pay your bill
    after winning an award,
[14:33] Gran
    we'll be even.
[14:37] Gran
    No one knows what the future holds.
[14:40] Gran
    As long as you win the award-
[14:41] Gran
    No, as long as you
    don't give up on winning it,
[14:45] ---
    there's still a chance.
[14:47] Gran
    You're still our customer.
[14:50] Tomoe
    H-Hey, that was just too cool!
[14:54] Jiro
    But I can't!
[14:56] Jiro
    It's impossible!
[14:57] Jiro
    Impossible!
[14:59] Jiro
    I'm talentless!
[15:01] Jiro
    I'll never be able to win an award!
[15:08] Ohana
    Mr. Jiroumaru!
[15:12] Jiro
    I... don't want to die!
[15:15] Tohru
    What?
[15:16] Renji
    Hey, we're going to help him.
[15:19] Nako
    Please hold on to that, Ohana!
[15:22] Ohana
    Nako!
[15:24] Tohru
    Hey, don't-
[15:36] Tohru
    Amazing...
[15:38] Tohru
    Is she going to be okay?
[15:39] Grand
    Of course she is.
[15:41] Grand
    As a child,
    she was called "Kappappa."
[15:44] Ohana
    What?
[15:44] Tohru
    K-Ka?
[15:46] Grand
    If I recall correctly,
    she's been having swimming lessons since she was three.
[15:49] Grand
    Now then,
    shall we go and meet them?
[16:00] Minchi
    Nako!
[16:01] Tohru
    Nako!
[16:03] Tomoe
    You were so cool!
[16:06] Minchi
    You okay, Nako?
[16:08] Nako
    Minchi...
[16:09] Minchi
    Yeah.
[16:11] Tomoe
    Let me grab you a towel.
[16:14] Ohana
    Nako.
[16:18] Jiro
    I can't even die...
[16:21] Jiro
    I'm such a...
[16:23] Tohru
    You still spouting that rubbish?
[16:26] Jiro
    I'm seriously such a-
[16:33] Oharu
    You do have talent!
[16:37] Oharu
    "I want to sparkle!"
[16:40] Minchi
    What the heck are you talking about?!
[16:42] Ohana
    It's a line from something Mr. Jiroumaru wrote.
[16:46] Ohana
    You, Nako, and I are part of the cast.
[16:49] Minchi
    What?
[16:50] Ohana
    And...
[16:52] Ohana
    We're touching each other
[16:55] ---
    in inappropriate places
    with the mop, but...
[16:57] Minchi
    We're what?!
[16:59] Ohana
    Yes, it was a perverted novel,
[17:03] Ohana
    but you understood things about me
[17:07] ---
    that I didn't even realize myself.
[17:10] Ohana
    It's not like I wanted to work,
    but I was upset,
[17:14] Ohana
    so I wanted to do something.
[17:17] Ohana
    I didn't understand
[17:18] ---
    where these feelings
    of mine were coming from,
[17:20] Ohana
    but you knew and told me.
[17:24] Ohana
    I wanted to sparkle.
[17:28] Jiro
    Ohana...
[17:29] Ohana
    I don't know much about novels,
[17:33] Ohana
    but I think it's vital that writers are observant.
[17:37] Ohana
    You taught me something
    about myself that I hadn't known.
[17:41] Ohana
    You're a true novelist!
[17:53] Jiro
    I'm so sorry!
[17:55] Ohana
    Mr. Jiroumaru is going to be
    working at the inn now.
[17:59] Tohru
    Hey!
[17:59] Ohana
    He's going to continue writing
[18:01] ---
    and aiming for the award
    while paying off his inn bill with labor.
[18:10] Tohru
    Anything you eat at the beach
    always tastes better than usual!
[18:14] Tohru
    It's not ready yet, sir!
[18:16] Enishi
    Geez, come on...
[18:17] Ohana
    Nako!
[18:19] Ohana
    You were the star today!
[18:21] Ohana
    That was so cool!
[18:25] Nako
    Do you want me to teach you?
[18:27] Ohana
    What?
[18:28] Nako
    I-I'm sorry!
[18:30] Nako
    I guess being able
    to swim is sort of useless, isn't it?
[18:33] Ohana
    No way. I don't think that at all!
[18:37] Nako
    I'm not really good at teaching
    you what you need to know to be a waitress,
[18:42] Nako
    but I'm more confident at swimming, so...
[18:48] Tohru
    Hey! Supper's ready!
[18:51] Ohana
    Let's go!
[18:52] Nako
    Okay.
[18:55] Tomoe
    It smells delicious!
[18:57] Tohru
    Eat to your stomach's content!
[18:58] Ohana
    Oh, spinach.
[19:00] Ren
    Spinach goes well with the small fish.
[19:06] Ohana
    Allow me to serve you.
[19:12] Ohana
    Here!
[19:14] Ohana
    Enjoy!
[19:22] Ohana
    She ate it!
[19:23] Tomoe
    Ohana?
[19:24] Ohana
    She really ate it!
[19:24] Tohru
    I seriously don't get her sometimes.
[19:26] Ohana
    Yay!
[19:28] Ohana
    She ate it!
[19:29] Minchi
    Balut!
[19:33] Ohana
    B-
[19:35] Ohana
    Balloot?
[19:40] Gran
    Dear, she's...
[19:42] Gran
    the spitting image of Satsuki.
[19:48] Gran
    Has Mr. Jiroumaru moved rooms yet?
[19:50] Bean
    Yes.
[19:53] Gran
    It used to be a
    storage room for futons,
[19:55] Gran
    but he'll just have to live with it.
[19:59] Gran
    Is there something wrong, Denroku?
[20:01] Bean
    So you knew.
[20:04] Gran
    Knew about what?
[20:05] Bean
    You knew that Ohana would set things right.
[20:12] Gran
    They say, "Praise a fool, and you may make him useful."
[20:22] ---
    Waitress Handbook
[20:24] Ohana
    This is so difficult!
[20:26] Ohana
    Time for a break.
[20:38] Ohana
    I wonder if she's still
    practicing her peeling.
[20:46] ---
    An insult other than "Die!"
[20:46] ---
    "I hate you." -> But maybe this is too common...
[20:49] ---
    "Stay away from me!" -> But maybe this isn't harsh enough...
[20:52] ---
    "Balut." -> Smelly and ugly!
[20:55] ---
    Smelly and ugly!
[20:59] Minchi
    Balut!
[21:01] Ohana
    "Balut.
[21:02] Ohana
    A duck egg with an almost fully developed
    embryo inside.
[21:05] Ohana
    It's a dish, but it's disgusting.
[21:07] Ohana
    I can't stand them and I never will.
[21:10] Ohana
    That defines how I
    feel about her too..."
[21:13] ---
    We have a winner!
[21:19] Ohana
    It's incredible how much
    effort she put into this...
[21:24] Ohana
    It's actually kind of
    refreshing to be hated this much.
[21:31] Ohana
    Another inconsiderate text from Mom?
[21:35] Ohana
    Guess I know where that trait came from.
[21:39] ---
    From: Ko
[21:39] ---
    I'm sorry I didn't see you off. Good luck with everything, Ohana!!
[21:41] Ohana
    Ko...
[21:44] Ohana
    It was a mysterious feeling.
[21:46] Ohana
    When I was still in Tokyo, we texted
    each other all the time. It was nothing speical.
[21:51] Ohana
    Yet his latest text made me really happy.
[21:55] Ohana
    "Good luck," huh?
[22:00] Ohana
    Yeah.
[22:01] Ohana
    I'll do my best...
[22:05] Ohana
    so I can sparkle here.
[23:40] 1
    Minchi is really popular with the guys.
[23:41] 2
    They're actually more
    warmhearted than anyone!
[23:43] 3
    Who are you calling a "plateau girl"?!
[23:47] ---
    Episode 4
[23:47] ---
    Grey Heron Rhapsody