E2 - Vengeance is a Staff Meal

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[01:44] Ohana
    Whenever I counted on someone, I ended up getting hurt.
[01:47] Mom
    You can count on me, Ohana!
[01:48] Guy
    Okay, who has the answer?
[01:49] Mom
    I'll go to your next Parents' Day, I promise!
[01:52] Kids
    Me!
[01:53] Guy
    All right, Koyanagi?
[01:54] Koya
    Okay!
[01:57] Koya
    The answer is 45 degrees!
[01:59] Guy
    Correct. Well done.
[02:01] Guy
    Thank you. Please have a seat.
[02:03] Ohana
    So, it's best not to rely on anyone, ever.
[02:39] Ohana
    It's true that I don't know a thing about working,
[02:42] Ohana
    but...
[02:43] Grand
    This is a basic principle.
[02:45] ---
    If you can't accept that,
    you shouldn't be here.
[02:47] Minchi
    Do you understand the concept of "work"?
[02:51] Ohana
    I'll show them.
[02:53] Ohana
    Something my mother, that useless woman, taught me is...
[02:57] Ohana
    You promised! Why didn't you come?
[03:03] Mom
    Ohana!
[03:04] Mom
    Mark my words: people can't be trusted.
[03:07] Mom
    Not even family.
[03:09] Mom
    Never rely on someone else.
[03:11] Mom
    Believe only in yourself.
[03:13] Ohana
    That's not even what—
[03:15] Mom
    What you need to do,
[03:16] ---
    is get them before they get you.
[03:19] Mom
    Gouge them. Cut them down.
[03:21] Ohana
    Cut them down?
[03:23] Mom
    Yes. Cut.
[03:25] Ohana
    Cut them down!
[03:28] Ohana
    Cut them down!
[03:30] Ohana
    Yikes, almost got some wild rocamboles.
[03:34] Tomoe
    Huh? Good morning!
[03:36] Tomoe
    Hard at work at five in the morning?
[03:39] Ohana
    Yep!
[03:40] Tomoe
    What a diligent girl.
[03:42] Ohana
    Nah...
[03:43] Grand
    She's not accomplishing nearly as much as she thinks.
[03:46] Grand
    You're not cutting them short enough.
[03:48] ---
    They'll just grow right back.
[03:50] Grand
    Careless effort does nothing but harm.
[03:55] Tomoe
    Harsh.
[03:57] Ohana
    I'm not too fond of Grandma.
[04:00] ---
    I mean, "Madam Manager."
[04:02] Ohana
    But that's why I'll...
[04:05] Ohana
    Cut them down!
[04:10] Grand
    Come with me.
[04:14] Nako
    M-Me?
[04:17] Grand
    A new waitress should learn from one more experienced.
[04:20] Grand
    Tomoe instructed you, did she not?
[04:23] Nako
    Y-Yes, ma'am, but...
[04:25] Ohana
    I'm going to be a waitress?
[04:28] Ohana
    That sounds awesome!
[04:30] Ohana
    Although, I'm not old enough to drink alcohol.
[04:34] Grand
    You will not be required to attend banquets.
[04:36] Grand
    However, all other duties must be performed perfectly.
[04:39] Grand
    As of today, Ohana will be under your wing.
[04:42] Grand
    Have I made myself clear?
[04:44] Nako
    Y-Yes.
[04:46] Ohana
    Huh?
[05:02] Ohana
    I wish I could wear it like you.
[05:06] Ohana
    You look dazzling!
[05:07] Nako
    C-Come on...
[05:10] Ohana
    Not a single wasted motion.
[05:12] ---
    Your gestures are so elegant!
[05:13] Ohana
    Plus, you're tall, so I bet you're great at sports!
[05:18] Ohana
    You've gotta be!
[05:19] Ohana
    Huh?
[05:20] ---
    Paulownia Room
[05:22] Ohana
    Even I should be able to do a decent job at cleaning.
[05:25] Nako
    Oh, you're not supposed to step there.
[05:30] Ohana
    Why not?
[05:31] Nako
    B-Because.
[05:34] Ohana
    Okay then, I won't step on it!
[05:50] Nako
    W-We need to remove the sheets first.
[05:54] Ohana
    Oh, we do?
[05:59] Ohana
    There.
[06:01] Ohana
    Which room's next on the list?
[06:03] Nako
    Th-The Wave Room, but...
[06:05] Ohana
    But what?
[06:08] Tomoe
    Hey, I need you!
[06:10] Nako
    C-Coming!
[06:14] Nako
    I-I'll be right back.
[06:17] Ohana
    O...kay...?
[06:24] Ohana
    "Never rely on someone else.
    Believe only in yourself."
[06:28] Ohana
    That's what my mother taught me.
[06:30] ---
    Wave Room
[06:31] Ohana
    I suppose I should go ahead and clean this room.
[06:41] Ohana
    Housekeeping!
[06:47] Ohana
    Good grief.
[06:49] Ohana
    So this must be...
[06:51] Tomoe
    He stays in the Wave Room.
[06:54] Tomoe
    Rumor has it he's a famous author.
[06:58] Tomoe
    I'm not much of a reader,
    so I don't know his name,
[07:00] Tomoe
    but I hear he's something else!
[07:03] Ohana
    Yeah, he's something else, all right.
[07:08] Ohana
    He must have a lot on his mind.
[07:13] Ohana
    Famous people have troubles, too.
[07:16] Ohana
    My problems are pretty small in comparison.
[07:21] Ohana
    I just want to work hard,
    and show everyone what I'm capable of.
[07:28] Ohana
    Nako!
[07:30] Ohana
    I finished cleaning.
[07:32] Nako
    Y-You did?
[07:34] Ohana
    What should I do next?
[07:36] Nako
    Next? Nothing.
[07:39] Nako
    We're done for the morning.
[07:41] Nako
    You did well, thank you.
[07:50] Ohana
    Don't lose heart, Ohana!
[07:56] Ohana
    Relying on others will only cause you pain.
[07:59] Ohana
    There's nothing you can't handle.
[08:01] Guy
    For crying out loud, get it together!
[08:03] Ohana
    Y-Yes, sir!
[08:06] Guy
    What good is a kitchen hand
     if she just makes things worse?!
[08:08] Guy
    Look, it's burned to a crisp!
[08:11] Minchi
    I'm sorry.
[08:12] Tohru
    We can't serve this garbage to our c–
[08:14] Guy
    Tohru.
[08:15] Guy
    Stop. What's done is done.
[08:18] Guy
    Make salt grilled greenlings instead.
[08:20] Guy
    The rape blossoms were to be tonight's entrée,
    but we'll use them as a side dish.
[08:22] Tohru
    Yes, sir!
[08:23] Minchi
    Umm, and the staff's breakfast?
[08:24] Tohru
    Not this morning!
[08:25] Tohru
    There's no time to cook for them.
[08:27] Tohru
    Get to work!
[08:28] Minchi
    Yes, sir!
[08:32] Ohana
    Hmm...
[08:37] Ohana
    Hmm...
[08:39] Guy
    Ahh, I can finally take a break.
[08:41] Guy
    Huh?
[08:42] Chef
    We're very sorry.
[08:43] Guy
    Sorry? For what?
[08:47] Chef
    Due to an unforeseen error,
     breakfast this morning is—
[08:49] Tomoe
    Wow!
[08:51] Tomoe
    This looks incredible!
[08:55] Ohana
    I didn't have anything to do, so...
[08:58] Tomoe
    Wow, I didn't know you could cook!
[09:03] Enishi
    Tasty!
[09:05] Tomoe
    You're amazing, Ohana!
[09:07] Ohana
    My mom's kind of crazy...
[09:08] ---
    She's had me cooking meals since preschool.
[09:12] Enishi
    Preschool?!
[09:13] Enishi
    Boy, you've had a pretty tough life, huh?
[09:15] Enishi
    What a good girl.
[09:18] Tohru
    I think she might be better at this than you.
[09:24] Minko
    I'm going to do inventory.
[09:28] Enishi
    What's with her?
[09:29] Ohana
    Minko!
[09:30] Tomoe
    That was crossing the line, don't you think?
[09:33] Tohru
    What do you mean?
[09:38] Ohana
    Wait up!
[09:40] Ohana
    Minko!
[09:41] Minko
    Back off!
[09:42] Ohana
    Huh?
[09:43] Minko
    Did you make that meal just to spite me?
[09:45] Ohana
    No, of course not!
[09:48] Ohana
    It's just, I wanted to make up
[09:50] ---
    for the trouble I caused you with the whole futon thing.
[09:52] Minko
    So, you repay me by giving me more trouble?
[09:55] Ohana
    M-More trouble?
[09:56] Minko
    Thanks for nothing.
[09:58] Ohana
    Seriously, what's with y–
[10:00] Minko
    Die.
[10:09] Ohana
    Here we go again...
[10:14] Ohana
    Why does she hate me so much?
[10:17] Ohana
    I'm just trying to get used to my job.
[10:21] Ohana
    And that's when I heard...
[10:23] Guy
    Manager!
[10:26] Guy
    Get me the manager!
[10:28] Ohana
    ...a phrase that was somehow familiar.
[10:33] Guy
    The draft I've been working on non-stop
    since coming here has vanished!
[10:37] Guy
    You hear me?
[10:38] Guy
    It's the work of the century!
[10:39] ---
    It might very well win the Naoki Prize!
[10:41] Guy
    Do you understand?!
[10:43] Ohana
    What's all this about?
[10:44] Guy
    That's the girl who cleaned my room, isn't it?
[10:47] Guy
    You!
[10:49] Guy
    You! You! You! You!
[10:51] Guy
    New girl!
[10:52] Guy
    Was this your doing?!
[10:55] Ohana
    Huh?
[10:59] ---
    Office
[11:00] Grand
    You're absolutely positive that all you did was clean?
[11:04] Ohana
    Y-Yes.
[11:05] Ohana
    I did throw out the papers
    that were in the trash, but that's all.
[11:08] Guy
    Unbelievable.
[11:10] Grand
    Shall we call the police?
[11:12] Guy
    No, that's all right.
[11:14] Guy
    There's no need for that.
[11:15] Grand
    But...
[11:16] Guy
    I want to compete with the quality of my work.
[11:20] Guy
    If it's made famous simply because of this scandal,
[11:23] Guy
    it won't receive a fair evaluation.
[11:25] Grand
    I understand.
[11:27] Grand
    My entire staff will search for the draft in question.
[11:31] Guy
    I'll be holding you responsible if it's not found.
[11:36] Guy
    Meaning, my stay here will be free of charge.
[11:39] Grand
    Yes, of course.
[11:52] Enishi
    Mother, that jerk's been here at least a month—
[11:54] Grand
    Madam Manager.
[11:56] Enishi
    What shall we do, Madam Manager?
[11:59] Grand
    We are not to clean the Wave Room
    without the customer's supervision.
[12:05] Grand
    Did Nako not tell you this?
[12:08] Ohana
    She did, I'm sorry.
[12:11] Grand
    It's commendable that you're taking initiative.
[12:14] Grand
    But I warned you.
[12:17] Grand
    Careless effort does nothing but harm.
[12:21] Tomoe
    Ma'am, that's—
[12:22] Ohana
    How was I careless?
[12:23] Ohana
    What do you want from me?
[12:26] Ohana
    You told me I don't understand what it means to work,
[12:29] ---
    so I was trying my hardest to learn.
[12:31] Ohana
    I'm doing my best...
[12:34] Ohana
    But after all that...
[12:36] Ohana
    I'm going to look for the draft.
[12:39] Grand
    No, don't.
[12:43] Grand
    I can't have you making another mistake.
[12:46] Grand
    Return to your regular duties.
[12:51] Tomoe
    She's acting so strangely today.
[12:53] Tomoe
    She'd usually stop at nothing
    to fulfill a customer's request.
[13:03] Ohana
    I've thought about rebelling,
[13:06] ---
    but I don't even know how to.
[13:10] Ohana
    Maybe I should be like Mom,
     and start flirting with boys.
[13:19] Tohru
    Hey, kid.
[13:21] Tohru
    If you've got nothing to do, come with me.
[13:24] Ohana
    "Kid"? Are you talking to me?
[13:27] Tohru
    I don't see anyone else here.
[13:29] Ohana
    Don't you think it's rude
    to address someone that way?
[13:33] Tohru
    Just hop in.
[13:41] Tohru
    There's going to be a ton of stuff to carry.
[13:44] Tohru
    But you've got big biceps,
[13:46] ---
    and you look pretty strong,
    so you'll be perfect for the job.
[13:49] Ohana
    I-I highly doubt you can see
    my biceps through these sleeves.
[13:51] Tohru
    Once you're prepared to deal with the pain of loss...
[13:57] Ohana
    I'm not too fond of this guy.
[14:00] Tohru
    Say...
[14:01] Ohara
    Yes?
[14:02] Tohru
    You don't have any friends, do you?
[14:04] Ohara
    What?!
[14:04] Ohara
    How rude! I do so!
[14:13] Ko
    I've always liked you, Ohana Matsumae!
[14:19] Tohru
    Yeah, sure. Doesn't look that way.
[14:20] Tohru
    You don't seem very considerate, is all.
[14:23] Ohara
    Right back at you.
[14:26] Tohru
    Well, you're pretty uncooperative.
[14:28] ---
    It's like you're blind to what's going on around you.
[14:30] Ohara
    I decided a long time ago not to rely on other people.
[14:35] Tohru
    Oh, but you can rely on yourself?
[14:38] Tohru
    Are you so amazing you can do everything by yourself?
[14:46] Ohana
    Let me rephrase that. I seriously dislike this guy.
[14:49] Ohana
    What's the best word to hurt
    someone in situations like these?
[14:58] Ohana
    Die.
[15:00] Tohru
    Huh?
[15:03] Ohana
    J-Just kidding! You didn't hear that!
[15:05] Ohana
    I was joking!
[15:14] Tohru
    What the heck is your problem?!
[15:16] Tohru
    You trying to kill me?!
[15:17] Ohana
    Dying is bad.
[15:20] Ohana
    Don't die! That'd be awful!
[15:23] Ohana
    I have to go.
[15:28] Ohana
    Please drive carefully, Tohru.
[15:33] Ohana
    Come home safe!
[15:36] Tohru
    H-Hey!
[15:38] Tohru
    What am I gonna do about the luggage?!
[15:40] Ohana
    You'll figure something out!
[15:54] Ohana
    What's wrong with me?
[15:57] Ohana
    Why do I feel so mixed-up inside?
[15:59] Ohana
    I thought I just wanted to work.
[16:04] Ohana
    But is that really all?
[16:07] Ohana
    I didn't actually come here to work...
[16:12] Ohana
    But now... I want to prove myself to them.
[16:17] Ohana
    What is it that I really want to do?
[16:24] Tohru
    Oh, but you can rely on yourself?
[16:27] Ohana
    Rely...
[16:29] Ohana
    On that day, I decided to stop relying on others.
[16:32] ---
    I hate you Mommy
[16:33] Ohana
    So why am I so confused?
[16:38] Ohana
    Dinner's ready.
[16:42] Satsu
    Thanks, Ohana!
[16:44] ---
    I hate you Mommy
[16:45] Ohana
    Since broccoli was my mom's least favorite food,
    I made a ton of it for dinner that night.
[17:09] Ohana
    Somehow, it made me feel a bit better.
[17:17] Ohana
    Yeah.
[17:20] Guy
    I expect to see crab on the menu tonight.
[17:24] Guy
    Do you realize how much trouble you've all caused me?!
[17:27] Minchi
    Yes, sir.
[17:28] Guy
    Sheesh...
[17:31] Ohana
    Huh?
[17:32] Ohana
    U-Um...
[17:39] Ohana
    Minko–
[17:39] Minko
    This is your fault.
[17:42] Minko
    Die.
[17:52] Ohana
    Stop telling me to die!
[17:54] Minko
    Huh?
[17:57] Ohana
    What if I actually did end up dying?
[18:00] Ohana
    You would feel bad afterwards, right?
[18:02] Ohana
    Choose your words a bit more wisely!
[18:06] Minko
    What are you...
[18:09] Ohana
    And you!
[18:13] Ohana
    Stop running away all the time!
[18:15] Minko
    What is with you?
[18:17] ---
    Why are you bossing us around?
[18:19] Ohana
    I'll change, too!
[18:21] Ohana
    I'll learn to be more considerate!
[18:23] Minko
    You sure don't seem very considerate right now.
[18:25] Ohana
    I'll also learn to count on others!
[18:27] Nako
    Beg your pardon?
[18:28] Ohana
    I'll count on you! I'll rely on you!
[18:30] Ohana
    So teach me more about work,
    and the things I shouldn't do!
[18:36] Ohana
    But not just that!
[18:38] Ohana
    I want to know more about you two!
[18:41] Ohana
    Like, tell me your least favorite foods!
[18:44] Minko
    What?
[18:45] Ohana
    I'll make a meal for the staff again tomorrow!
[18:48] Ohana
    But I'm really mad at you two right now,
[18:50] ---
    so you'll be seeing what you
    hate most on your plates!
[18:54] Minko
    Excuse me?
[18:55] Minko
    You're insane.
[18:57] Minko
    Let's go, Nako.
[18:58] Nako
    M-Minchi...
[19:03] Ohana
    Tell me!
[19:12] Ohana
    Tell me!
[19:14] Minko
    Spinach.
[19:16] Nako
    Taro, I guess?
[19:24] Ohana
    Got it!
[19:30] Minko
    What's her deal?
[19:32] Nako
    Ohana didn't tell the manager.
[19:37] Nako
    She didn't tell her it was my fault.
[19:40] Nako
    I deserve to face her wrath.
[19:44] Minko
    Nako.
[19:57] Ohana
    What am I doing?
[20:03] Ohana
    But...
[20:07] Ohana
    At least this is a start.
[20:27] Ohana
    I want them to eat this.
[20:30] Ohana
    I'm counting on them to.
[20:32] Ohana
    I've gotta face the fact that
    I can't do everything myself.
[20:38] Tomoe
    Morning, Ohana!
[20:40] Ohana
    Good morning to you, too!
[20:42] Tomoe
    That's not where you dump the trash, you know.
[20:45] Ohana
    Oh?
[20:45] Tomoe
    That's where we put things we don't often use.
[20:48] Tomoe
    Trash goes over there.
[20:51] Ohana
    Oh man...
[20:53] Tomoe
    Something wrong?
[20:54] Ohana
    This is where I dumped the trash yesterday,
[20:57] ---
    after I cleaned out that room.
[20:59] Tomoe
    You mean, Nako didn't tell you?
[21:02] ---
    She's gonna be the death of me...
[21:03] Ohana
    Oh, well, umm...
[21:05] Tomoe
    Just put it where it belongs, okay?
[21:08] Ohana
    Okay!
[21:10] Ohana
    I think this is yesterday's trash.
[21:13] Ohana
    Bingo.
[21:15] Ohana
    So this is the so-called "work of the century"?
[21:26] Ohana
    Let's see...
[21:27] Ohana
    "And that's when Ohana..."
[21:29] Ohana
    Wow, same name as me!
[21:32] Ohana
    "Ohana's tender, special spot..."
[21:36] Ohana
    Her what spot?
[21:39] Ohana
    Reading on...
[21:42] Ohana
    Th-Th-Th-Th-This–
[21:47] Guy
    It's not my fault.
[21:49] Guy
    It's not my fault.
[21:51] Guy
    I swear.
[21:53] Guy
    It's not my fault.
[21:54] Guy
    It's not my fault.
[22:02] Guy
    It's not my fault.
[22:04] Guy
    Not my fault!
[22:06] Guy
    It's...
[22:07] Guy
    It's...
[22:08] ---
    Episode 2: Vengeance is a Staff Meal
[23:40] Minko
    She betrayed me!
[23:42] Guy
    I guess it makes sense for there to be
[23:42] Girl
    No, don't say it!
[23:43] ---
    low-class waitresses at a low-class hot spring inn.
[23:43] ---
    Want me to teach you?
[23:43] Girl
    You mean, there's a criminal living here?!
[23:45] Ohana
    I want to sparkle!
[23:47] Minko
    Balut!
[23:47] ---
    Episode 3: Balut
[23:50] ---