13 - Showdown in Osaka

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    To the rhythm!
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    Check it!
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    OK, fellas!
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    Yeah yeah party people
    let's go let's turn it up
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    Let's rush in let's send it flying
    let's attack let's dash
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    The battlefields are sacred,
    Bakuretsu Tenshi, Crazy Burst Angel
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    They're a bother, they're cheeky,
    come on, blast 'em good!
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    Everybody, loosey
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    Be in full bloom, bluesy
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    Vividly, crazy
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    Fly up, angel
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    We are the risma so charisma
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    We soar, really prisma (bomber)
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    Hey! It's danceable OK
    shake it right now let's go
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    Gutsiness let's go beat
    let's ride the rhythm tension
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    It goes flying frustration
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    Alright let's go let's get it on
    loosey beauty get your body
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    Everybody, loosey
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    Be in full bloom, bluesy
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    Vividly, crazy
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    Fly up, angel
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    Starting today, this town belongs to me!
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    What kind of joke is this?!
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    It's no joke! It's for real!
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    I am the new law in this town!
    Dissenters will get no mercy!
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    Oh, and this white
    doll-thingy... It's an eyesore.
[02:09] ---
    Try using it again and I'll kill her!
[02:13] ---
    With Meg kidnapped, we
    can't make any careless moves.
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    All that's left is you!
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    Too bad they make you
    toil for such little pay!
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    Why? Why did you betray us?!
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    Incompetent morons like you disgusted me!
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    You were all pathetic losers
    who clung only to your titles!
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    "Episode 13: Bloody Battle! Naniwa Hoodlums"
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    They caused a few
    terrorist incidents in Osaka
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    to show the ineptness of the Hanshin Police,
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    and then took up the issue in the Diet.
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    The government's the wirepuller
    behind the terrorist attacks?
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    That's right. I think they promised
    Detective Iriki reign over Osaka.
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    But even in the center, there's
    another hidden party involved!
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    All the guys that Jo's fought
    have had advanced technology,
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    so it must be a big organization...
[03:10] ---
    Amy, can you locate their hideout?
[03:14] ---
    There was an underground
    cybot factory beneath
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    where that truck was stopped.
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    As expected, a glowing brain
    was used as its control.
[03:24] ---
    As it was quite large,
    it was probably from that monster.
[03:31] ---
    I had Bailan check into it, but
    apparently there's not a trace left.
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    And they've also used a strong EM
    signal to create a magnetic storm...
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    Unless we're right behind them,
    there's no way to tell where they are.
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    At least do something
    about that, you dimwit!
[03:47] ---
    That's mean! I am not a dimwit!
    I can even read hard kanji!
[03:53] ---
    Jinno-san, I'd like Django
    to be ready to go at once.
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    I strengthened its equipment
    for just such an occasion,
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    but with its pilot like this...
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    I have a request!
[04:05] ---
    Oh? What's that?
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    Give Django wings.
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    We appreciate your assistance.
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    A private jet engine and a load of ammo...
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    You startin' a war or something?
[04:21] ---
    No, just chastising the
    emperor in his new clothes.
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    Ah, so that's what this is about...
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    Alright! Bring the trailer in!
[04:39] ---
    Leo-ojichan, are you
    really putting wings on it?
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    Do you think I can?
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    No.
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    Mommy... Why isn't Daddy getting up?
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    Mommy!
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    Listen, Miri. Daddy won't
    be getting up anymore...
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    He's sleeping forever...
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    No!
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    Katsu-ojichan gave me lotsa toys!
    I wanted to show Daddy!
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    Daddy! Wake up! Come on, Daddy!
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    Miri! Don't be unreasonable!
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    Boss...
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    Yes?
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    Did my husband protect the town bravely?
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    Naniwa's justice will never die!
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    Yeah... He did...
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    That's good! He protected it!
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    I'm sorry, Mom...
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    Jo, was it?
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    Now you've done it;
    now Osaka's symbol is ruined.
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    You gonna arrest me again?
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    No. But I'll skip the awkward
    talk and thank you in advance
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    for trying to protect Masa-yan...
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    I will avenge him.
    I'll make that scum Iriki pay!
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    And I'll get the guy in that robot too!
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    There's no one in there.
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    What do you mean?
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    You know that monster
    that escaped underground?
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    Its brain is inside that cybot.
    That's what's controlling it.
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    Is that even possible?
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    Yeah? Alright, I'll be right there.
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    Jo!
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    The Kanbaku Hawk will
    repay her debt! Don't forget it!
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    It's that again...
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    A beautiful shining brain, don't you agree?
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    Do you know how much just
    one of them costs to make?
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    Of course I don't, you pervert!
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    As long as that brain is
    in there, it'll never lose
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    to Bailan's snow-white doll!
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    A good emperor mustn't cause suffering.
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    I'll have to crush this entire
    town in one swoop to cultivate it!
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    And I have a huge tiller at my disposal!
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    They were ecstatic when I
    said I obtained a smart brain!
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    Ow!
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    Next week, I'm getting an upgraded tiller!
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    Whadya say? Wanna be part of it?
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    No, no, no! I don't wanna be a tiller!
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    We can't cancel tomorrow's
    festival, no matter what!
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    If we do, Osaka's spirit will vanish!
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    Unless we somehow find
    that robot's hiding place,
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    we have no chance of winning!
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    Do whatever it takes to get
    whatever info you can get!
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    It has to be hiding somewhere in this town!
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    Leave it to me, Boss! If it's
    that huge, I can find it, no sweat!
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    'Cuz you're good at finding
    your men whenever they run away!
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    Listen! This is a war!
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    The greatest battle since Kanbaku began!
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    We must protect this town!
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    Please continue without
    stopping at intersections!
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    That house was damaged!
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    It gets damaged every year. But
    they've never complained even once.
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    Huh? Where did Tetsuzo-san go?
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    Wait! The Tetsuzo?!
[09:44] ---
    Yeah, we're acquaintances...
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    Take my advice! Get back to Tokyo now!
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    Someday you'll get sent flying to the moon!
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    All those festival floats!
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    Shaddup. I wanna see 'em too, ya know!
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    A quick look wouldn't hurt, would it?
[10:02] ---
    Yeah. Wanna check 'em out?
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    Boss!
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    From the ocean?!
[10:14] ---
    What the...
[10:23] ---
    That house just got demolished!
[10:25] ---
    Yikes. Might actually get
    some complaints this year...
[10:33] ---
    To the devil with you!
[10:45] ---
    It's Tetsuzo!
[10:46] ---
    Yeah! It's Tecchan!
[10:47] ---
    Tecchan's here!
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    Please! Send that thing flyin'!
[10:50] ---
    Alright, giant robot! I'm gonna
    stuff a rocket up your ass
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    and send you flying to the Grand Canyon!
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    The Grand Canyon?!
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    Yeah, Tecchan swears the
    Grand Canyon is in Hiroshima...
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    "What is Osaka's fate?"
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    A RAPT mobile unit has
    been dispatched from Tokyo
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    to put an end to the series of
    terrorist incidents in Osaka.
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    The large unit is en route via the
    temporarily closed Mega Highway.
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    It is expected to arrive at 6 pm,
    some four hours from now.
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    Damn, this sucks. We givin' up already?
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    But we lack the firepower,
    and there's no way to find that thing
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    if it can hide in the sky or ocean!
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    Oh, Captain! Looks like we're
    getting lots of company from Tokyo.
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    What should we do?
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    Hell if I know!
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    Captain!
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    What should we do?
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    Are we unable to protect
    this town by ourselves?
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    Takane here.
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    Dad?
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    Takane! There's no time, just listen!
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    Right!
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    The Hanshin Police has lost its way...
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    It's gotten so lost that
    it's going in circles now!
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    At times like this, you should
    return to where you started!
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    Where you started?
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    Yes! Return to where the incidents began!
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    Search the scene 100 times. That
    is the heart of all investigations!
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    Its brain is inside that cybot.
    That's what's controlling it.
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    That's...
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    Damn! It pulled a fast one on us!
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    It took off once everyone was gone!
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    This is Takane! Send the science
    squad to Dai-Osaka Station ASAP!
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    Figure out where exactly
    the monster lost its brain!
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    That was great! The tourists this
    year really got their money's worth!
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    You're a detective!
    Aren't you ashamed of yourself?!
[13:41] ---
    Don't give me lines that I've heard before!
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    All boys would rather be
    emperors than detectives!
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    Anyway, this mouth is a little
    rude toward its emperor!
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    Damn brat!
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    You think I'll let you off easy
    just 'cause you're a kid?!
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    Come on!
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    Ow!
[14:07] ---
    --Let's try breaking a couple limbs!
[14:10] ---
    --I'm gonna fall!
[14:13] ---
    I fell!
[14:15] ---
    No, you didn't!
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    Oh. Hi.
[14:18] ---
    Iriki!
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    Aww, I had hoped to play
    hide-and-seek a little longer,
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    but you found me sooner
    than I expected. Well done.
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    Shut up! Now it's time for you to pay!
[14:32] ---
    Huh? Pay? You must be
    out of your mind, kiddo!
[14:36] ---
    It's the emperor who decides
    who will pay or not! And that's me!
[14:43] ---
    The emperor has decided!
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    He will now go and
    personally crush your fortress!
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    Fools!
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    Go home and drink your mixed juice, kids!
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    It's a giant robot!
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    Help!
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    No way!
[15:07] ---
    Not again!
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    Hurry back to Jo!
[15:14] ---
    And tell her I paid back my debt!
[15:19] ---
    She said she paid back her debt?
[15:21] ---
    Yeah.
[15:22] ---
    And he said he was going
    to crush their fortress?
[15:25] ---
    Yeah.
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    Sei! Let's go!
[15:27] ---
    But of course!
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    Be sure to pay him back
    and give him a souvenir.
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    Whatever. At least I can go all out now!
[15:41] ---
    Until the sun sets,
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    put your life in the
    hands of the Kanbaku Hawk!
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    Fire!
[15:49] ---
    Listen, you! Don't underestimate
    the Minami homosexuals!
[15:52] ---
    There's no beating us
    once we're really angry!
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    I use pans so thick that they
    stop bullets! Come have a bite!
[15:59] ---
    Don't take frozen tuna heads lightly!
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    Sieges have been our specialty
    since the Summer Siege of Osaka!
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    We can't give up!
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    Here goes! I dub this,
    "Operation Angel Wings"!
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    Playtime's over!
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    Impudent garbage!
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    And not just you!
    This entire town is a trash heap!
[16:46] ---
    The whole place reeks of old hags!
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    I'll clean out all the trash and
    turn it back into beautiful land!
[16:58] ---
    Now it's your turn to die!
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    Listen up, loser robot!
[17:05] ---
    If you wanna kill our boss,
    you'll have to come through me first!
[17:08] ---
    Yeah! We won't let her die!
[17:10] ---
    I don't want her to die!
[17:13] ---
    How beautiful! Is this the
    friendship of her fellow scum?
[17:17] ---
    I guess I'll kill you all together!
[17:20] ---
    You're the one who's dying!
[17:22] ---
    What the...
[17:30] ---
    Watch it, you moron!
[17:33] ---
    An acquaintance of yours?
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    Help from the east!
[17:49] ---
    Huh? You already got 'em all?
[17:51] ---
    The end!
[17:52] ---
    Whoa...
[17:54] ---
    Awesome!
[18:14] ---
    Talk about reckless!
[18:29] ---
    That's enough Air Tag!
[18:31] ---
    I'll scrap you and dump you into this ditch!
[18:35] ---
    No! Not into this nasty river! Just kidding!
[18:45] ---
    Whoa!
[18:47] ---
    One arm to go!
[18:49] ---
    Ha!
[18:51] ---
    Enough of your sleep-talk!
[18:53] ---
    You're the one who's going
    to wind up as Dotonbori sludge!
[19:05] ---
    What the...
[19:09] ---
    What are you doing to
    Osaka's famous things?!
[19:12] ---
    You're the one who went
    around destroying them all!
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    That's it!
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    Here's my thanks for the hard time!
[19:33] ---
    I'm gonna rip your head off and
    stick it on top of Osaka Castle!
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    You're pathetic, Tokyo!
[19:42] ---
    Lose to him and there'll
    be no crossing the Hakone Wall!
[19:47] ---
    Stay away! You can't fight him on a bike!
[19:49] ---
    Don't underestimate the Kanbaku Hawk!
[19:53] ---
    This time I'll warn you
    that I'm jumping over you!
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    These are Masa-yan's last words!
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    "Naniwa's justice will never die!"
[20:18] ---
    Did we get him?!
[20:19] ---
    Yeah, we got 'im!
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    Jump!
[20:47] ---
    See you later.
[20:49] ---
    There's no later. I'm never coming back.
[20:51] ---
    Then I'll go to the east!
[20:54] ---
    Come on, we're taking off! It's time!
[20:58] ---
    Bye-bye, hawk lady!
[21:01] ---
    Seems like lotsa fun!
[21:04] ---
    Stay away. It'll get even noisier in Tokyo.
[21:07] ---
    Sounds all the more fun!
[21:25] ---
    Well done, Takane.
[21:33] ---
    I'm sorry. I wasn't able
    to visit Mom's grave...
[21:37] ---
    You needn't say anything.
    You did well. Very well.
[22:10] ---
    I remained motionless within the crowd
[22:18] ---
    Not even the voice of my
    tears carried on this street
[22:25] ---
    as my feelings of lonesomeness joined it
[22:33] ---
    In truth, everyone wants
    to smile with each other,
[22:42] ---
    yet they get hurt when
    they can't do it very well
[22:49] ---
    But someone will always be there to watch,
[22:58] ---
    so let's walk together beneath this sky
[23:25] ---
    In the great metropolis,
    there lives a group of children.
[23:28] ---
    Will a miracle occur for these young spirits
[23:31] ---
    who wait for the light of hope?
[23:33] ---
    On the next Burst Angel, "Wild Kids."
[23:36] ---
    "Wild Kids"