1 - Hell Comes Silently

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[02:07] ---
    To the rhythm!
[02:10] ---
    Check it!
[02:14] ---
    OK, fellas!
[02:32] ---
    Yeah yeah party people
    let's go let's turn it up
[02:35] ---
    Let's rush in let's send it flying
    let's attack let's dash
[02:39] ---
    The battlefields are sacred,
    Bakuretsu Tenshi, Crazy Burst Angel
[02:43] ---
    They're a bother, they're cheeky,
    come on, blast 'em good!
[02:48] ---
    Everybody, loosey
[02:52] ---
    Be in full bloom, bluesy
[02:55] ---
    Vividly, crazy
[02:59] ---
    Fly up, angel
[03:01] ---
    We are the risma so charisma
[03:03] ---
    We soar, really prisma (bomber)
[03:05] ---
    Hey! It's danceable OK
    shake it right now let's go
[03:08] ---
    Gutsiness let's go beat
    let's ride the rhythm tension
[03:11] ---
    It goes flying frustration
[03:12] ---
    Alright let's go let's get it on
    loosey beauty get your body
[03:17] ---
    Everybody, loosey
[03:20] ---
    Be in full bloom, bluesy
[03:24] ---
    Vividly, crazy
[03:27] ---
    Fly up, angel
[04:40] ---
    "Episode 1: Hell Silently Approaches"
[04:49] ---
    Stop screwin' around! Pay up!
[04:51] ---
    Shut up! I'd never pay a fraud like you!
[04:55] ---
    Drop the tough act, old man!
[04:57] ---
    Ha! You don't have the guts!
[05:00] ---
    What?! Don't you mock me!
[05:02] ---
    You're getting on my nerves, kid!
[05:05] ---
    Shut up! I'll kill ya!
[05:07] ---
    Why, you!
[05:29] ---
    What the...
[06:22] ---
    Gunshots out of nowhere!
[06:24] ---
    Machine guns on both sides!
    I thought for sure I was dead...
[06:29] ---
    Now that people can
    legally own weapons,
[06:33] ---
    guns on the market keep
    getting stronger and stronger.
[06:38] ---
    I figured we'd be safer with
    the RAPT headquarters here.
[06:43] ---
    Apprehension rates are on the rise,
    but arrests are on the decline.
[06:48] ---
    Apprehension is up
    but arrests are down? How come?
[06:52] ---
    Fewer people are being
    caught alive. All thanks to RAPT.
[06:57] ---
    Kyohei-kun. I hear you're
    looking for another job?
[07:00] ---
    Yes. I quit my last one...
[07:03] ---
    A job is fine and all,
    but don't be missing class now.
[07:08] ---
    Of course not.
[07:10] ---
    Sensei, what's that?
[07:11] ---
    Oh, this?
[07:15] ---
    A job offer off the Internet.
[07:17] ---
    But there've been lots
    of pranks lately, so...
[07:21] ---
    "Eagerly seeking a wonderful man
    to cook delicious and fancy cuisine.
[07:25] ---
    Excellent salary and conditions.
    First come basis. Visit now!"
[07:32] ---
    Is this for real?!
[07:34] ---
    "Skyscraper Gangster Story"
[07:37] ---
    --He finally left New Alcatraz
    Prison after 10 long years.
[07:38] ---
    --The air on the outside's great...
[07:40] ---
    --Father!
[07:40] ---
    --What awaited him was a cruel reality!
[07:41] ---
    --Boss!
[07:43] ---
    --Sister!
[07:43] ---
    --A torn bond... Betrayal...
[07:44] ---
    --Avenge his death!
[07:46] ---
    --Why, you!
[07:46] ---
    --A heated fight begins between the two men!
[07:48] ---
    --Stop. It's pointless.
[07:50] ---
    --A fight it is!
[07:50] ---
    --Starring Machikata
    Hiroki and Kiba Shinichi!
[07:52] ---
    --Bring it on!
[07:53] ---
    --Stop!
[07:53] ---
    --The heroine between them is
    Hollywood actress, Yuka Salmon!
[07:55] ---
    --Aaah!
[07:58] ---
    A shocking suspense love
    comedy! Watch for it!
[08:03] ---
    Here is the news.
[08:06] ---
    Late last night, a freight car was attacked
[08:10] ---
    by an unregistered workbot
    on the Tomei Mega Highway
[08:13] ---
    and had its construction materials stolen.
[08:16] ---
    Four similar events have occurred this month.
[08:20] ---
    The investigation has changed hands
    and is under RAPT jurisdiction.
[08:31] ---
    Tachibana Kyohei-san from
    Love & Happy Cooking School?
[08:36] ---
    Yes, that's right...
[08:41] ---
    You're saving money to study abroad?
[08:44] ---
    I'm studying to be a patissier.
[08:47] ---
    Oh, that's a pastry chef.
[08:51] ---
    Patissier? Never heard of that.
[08:55] ---
    On-the-job training is the only
    way to break into the business.
[09:00] ---
    But it costs a lot of taxes
    to go overseas nowadays.
[09:05] ---
    I can't ask my parents, so...
[09:08] ---
    Remarkable! You have a real
    goal even though you're young.
[09:12] ---
    I like people like that.
[09:20] ---
    Pastries are my specialty,
    but I have some experience
[09:23] ---
    with Japanese, Western,
    Chinese, and Italian food, too.
[09:29] ---
    I think there's an extra zero here...
[09:34] ---
    Yes?
[09:35] ---
    Sei? Where are you?
[09:37] ---
    Buying food with the new cook.
[09:40] ---
    We'll be there soon, hold on.
[09:44] ---
    Hurry! I'm starving!
[09:50] ---
    Let's hurry.
[09:51] ---
    Okay...
[09:52] ---
    How many people am I cooking for?
[09:57] ---
    Is it a big mansion or something?
[10:00] ---
    Something like that.
[10:01] ---
    Our last cook suddenly had to return home.
[10:08] ---
    Here?
[10:15] ---
    It's Sei! I brought our new cook!
[10:18] ---
    Coming!
[10:30] ---
    Welcome back! Is he our new cook?
[10:34] ---
    That's right.
[10:36] ---
    Hello...
[11:04] ---
    This is where you'll work. Your job
    is to cook meals for these girls.
[11:12] ---
    Do they go for picnics in this?
[11:15] ---
    No, this is their home.
[11:19] ---
    We all live here.
[11:20] ---
    All? Your families too?
[11:24] ---
    Leave 'em alone and they
    eat nothing but junk food.
[11:27] ---
    We need a chef who will cook them real meals.
[11:32] ---
    That's Meg.
[11:34] ---
    This is Amy.
[11:36] ---
    Turn around.
[11:38] ---
    Turn. 180 degrees.
[11:41] ---
    Alright...
[11:42] ---
    Like this?
[11:45] ---
    Isn't he too young?
[11:47] ---
    Don't be rude. He's an excellent
    cook from a real cooking school.
[11:54] ---
    I wouldn't say "excellent"...
[11:58] ---
    You smell like cake!
[11:59] ---
    I just baked a practice one...
[12:02] ---
    Say! That flyer was cute, wasn't it?
[12:05] ---
    You drew that?
[12:07] ---
    Yup! I was worried who'd show up,
[12:10] ---
    but I'm glad it was someone interesting!
[12:13] ---
    You look like you'd last a while,
    even in bad situations!
[12:17] ---
    I dunno. He looks kinda
    wimpy and wiry if you ask me.
[12:24] ---
    Kyohei-san is saving money to study overseas.
[12:27] ---
    Wouldn't it be nice to help
    make his dream come true?
[12:35] ---
    You, helping someone?
[12:38] ---
    To make his dream come
    true? That's hilarious!
[12:41] ---
    Sei! Has your comedic edge gotten sharper?
[12:45] ---
    Don't mind them. Well? Are you up to the job?
[12:50] ---
    Yes, of course! If you'd like me to!
[12:53] ---
    Hold on! What about Jo's say in this?!
[12:57] ---
    Jo?
[12:58] ---
    She's here?
[12:59] ---
    She just got back.
    Said she did some job for free.
[13:05] ---
    I bet she's watching
    another video somewhere.
[13:07] ---
    She always does after a job.
[13:11] ---
    There she is!
[13:12] ---
    Just a sec!
[13:15] ---
    Look away.
[13:17] ---
    Is "eh" and "huh" all you say?!
[13:23] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:25] ---
    She has a sharp tongue,
    but she's really a kind person.
[13:29] ---
    Meg? Kind?
[13:31] ---
    Your jokes really are good today!
[13:35] ---
    Um... Are you all sisters?
[13:40] ---
    No. We just wound up together.
[13:52] ---
    Jo, this is the new cook.
[13:56] ---
    Think we can use him?
[13:59] ---
    A man?
[14:03] ---
    Sure, whatever.
[14:04] ---
    That settles it. Welcome aboard,
    Tachibana Kyohei-kun.
[14:10] ---
    Thanks...
[14:15] ---
    Sorry. I'll be right back.
[14:30] ---
    Say, are you--
[14:33] ---
    Hey, now!
[14:35] ---
    You're not trying to make a
    pass at her already, are you?!
[14:38] ---
    No!
[14:41] ---
    She couldn't be...
[14:50] ---
    "Acquire Data Disc"
[14:53] ---
    We got a job. Everyone, get ready.
[14:56] ---
    A job?
[14:57] ---
    Eh? But I'm so hungry!
[15:01] ---
    Don't be selfish. What are we here for?
[15:05] ---
    Once the job's done, we can
    buy the parts you wanted.
[15:08] ---
    Really? Let's get to work, then! Work!
[15:12] ---
    Um... About my job...
[15:15] ---
    I'm really sorry. Could you
    possibly leave for today?
[15:20] ---
    Jo, we got a job.
[15:25] ---
    Jo! Stop!
[15:27] ---
    You! Get out already!
[15:33] ---
    Please come back after school tomorrow.
[15:35] ---
    Okay...
[15:37] ---
    Later, then.
[15:42] ---
    Quit your dawdling and scram!
[15:48] ---
    Makes no sense at all...
[15:51] ---
    I wonder if they're really rich?
    How are they related?
[15:55] ---
    They're all good-looking,
    but something seems off...
[15:58] ---
    What exactly do they do?
[16:01] ---
    What are you--
[16:19] ---
    Say, what would that boy think
    if he learned what we do?
[16:25] ---
    He'd run off. He looked like a total wimp.
[16:30] ---
    Jo! Are you ready?
[16:32] ---
    OK.
[16:35] ---
    The job is simple.
[16:36] ---
    Weapon smugglers are making
    a deal in a Harumi warehouse.
[16:40] ---
    Our target is the disc they're trading.
[16:43] ---
    What's on the disc?
[16:45] ---
    Not sure. Maybe Bailan wants
    to copy it and mass market it.
[16:51] ---
    A car's been following us.
[16:53] ---
    Transmitting an aerial view now.
[16:59] ---
    We have company? What do we do?
[17:02] ---
    We can't cause a scene here.
[17:04] ---
    Let's leave it alone.
    It can't do anything anyway.
[17:19] ---
    The info was right.
    The deal's going down right now.
[17:23] ---
    Good. Get to work.
[17:26] ---
    Can we take care of 'em all?
[17:28] ---
    No. Don't cause a scene.
[17:30] ---
    Keep things quiet.
[17:39] ---
    Confirmed.
[17:40] ---
    Same here.
[17:46] ---
    What the--
[17:47] ---
    A mouse?!
[17:51] ---
    Damn thing!
[17:56] ---
    Don't move!
[17:58] ---
    Behind you, too!
[18:02] ---
    Aren't we just after the disc?
[18:04] ---
    This is bonus.
[18:14] ---
    Bailan conspirators.
    We knew you were after the disc.
[18:19] ---
    Too bad, though.
[18:21] ---
    We took one of your friends
    for just such an occasion.
[18:24] ---
    Friend? Who?
[18:27] ---
    Did Sei screw up?
[18:29] ---
    Never!
[18:32] ---
    What's he doing here?!
[18:34] ---
    Who is he?
[18:34] ---
    That cook!
[18:39] ---
    Return the case. Otherwise,
    his brain gets splattered all over!
[18:48] ---
    Go ahead.
[18:49] ---
    What?!
[18:58] ---
    You sure?
[19:00] ---
    I swear I'll shoot!
[19:10] ---
    Go ahead.
[19:23] ---
    What?! Nobody told me about that!
[19:26] ---
    Doesn't matter! Now's our chance!
[19:29] ---
    What the heck's going on?!
[19:43] ---
    Stay with me!
[19:44] ---
    Right...
[19:54] ---
    Meg!
[20:10] ---
    Hot!
[20:12] ---
    Don't move!
[20:13] ---
    Don't shoot!
[20:15] ---
    Escape on your own! Okay?!
[20:18] ---
    T-Thanks...
[20:23] ---
    Meg!
[20:31] ---
    Meg! Get down from there!
[20:32] ---
    No! I can't break loose!
[20:35] ---
    Meg! What's going on?! Tell me!
[20:38] ---
    What's that cybot?! Report!
[20:40] ---
    You don't know, either?!
[20:42] ---
    It's an enemy, whatever it is.
[20:44] ---
    Meg's been caught. Release Django!
[21:07] ---
    Jo!
[21:15] ---
    Wake up, Django!
[21:20] ---
    Jo's waiting for you!
[21:34] ---
    Don't get too smug, you bucket of bolts!
[21:39] ---
    She's the one I saw in Shinjuku!
[21:44] ---
    I'll take you...
[21:50] ---
    Take you to Hell!
[22:10] ---
    I remained motionless within the crowd
[22:18] ---
    Not even the voice of my
    tears carried on this street
[22:25] ---
    as my feelings of lonesomeness joined it
[22:33] ---
    In truth, everyone wants
    to smile with each other,
[22:43] ---
    yet they get hurt when
    they can't do it very well
[22:49] ---
    But someone will always be there to watch,
[22:58] ---
    so let's walk together beneath this sky
[23:25] ---
    Meg has been abducted by a mysterious
    cybot that suddenly appeared.
[23:28] ---
    Kyohei is made part of her rescue plan,
[23:30] ---
    and with Jo, he enters
    the lawless town of Shibuya.
[23:34] ---
    On the next Burst Angel,
    "The Coldhearted Gunfighter."
[23:36] ---
    "The Coldhearted Gunfighter"