11 - Eastern Angel, Western Hawk

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    To the rhythm!
[00:19] ---
    Check it!
[00:23] ---
    OK, fellas!
[00:41] ---
    Yeah yeah party people
    let's go let's turn it up
[00:44] ---
    Let's rush in let's send it flying
    let's attack let's dash
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    The battlefields are sacred,
    Bakuretsu Tenshi, Crazy Burst Angel
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    They're a bother, they're cheeky,
    come on, blast 'em good!
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    Everybody, loosey
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    Be in full bloom, bluesy
[01:04] ---
    Vividly, crazy
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    Fly up, angel
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    We are the risma so charisma
[01:12] ---
    We soar, really prisma (bomber)
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    Hey! It's danceable OK
    shake it right now let's go
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    Gutsiness let's go beat
    let's ride the rhythm tension
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    It goes flying frustration
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    Alright let's go let's get it on
    loosey beauty get your body
[01:26] ---
    Everybody, loosey
[01:29] ---
    Be in full bloom, bluesy
[01:32] ---
    Vividly, crazy
[01:36] ---
    Fly up, angel
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    Sure ain't many taxis. That the only one?
[02:00] ---
    All the taxis in Osaka get
    in an accident or something?
[02:03] ---
    There're so many people out at night.
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    Men and women are up to
    no good nowadays, ya know?
[02:11] ---
    It's rough!
[02:12] ---
    Ain't you up to no good, too?
[02:14] ---
    Ha! You're worse than me!
[02:20] ---
    "D.D.D. Ultra Beast vs.
    Mega Rider Dai-Osaka Dome"
[02:21] ---
    Thank you for riding.
[02:23] ---
    Now approaching our last stop, Dai-Osaka.
[02:26] ---
    Note that all connecting
    lines have ended for today.
[02:31] ---
    You read that article in the paper?
    Tokyo's had it bad lately!
[02:35] ---
    How so?
[02:36] ---
    There're loads of gun-toting
    kids around Shibuya!
[02:41] ---
    There's no telling when you'll get shot!
[02:44] ---
    Guess we got it better here, huh?
[02:46] ---
    My oldest daughter went to
    a school in Tokyo last month.
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    Sorry to hear it!
[02:52] ---
    Seriously, she could've
    gone to any other school!
[03:05] ---
    What the...
[03:19] ---
    Huh?
[03:38] ---
    You said no taxis would
    come, so a train did instead!
[03:43] ---
    This ain't my fault, you idiot!
[03:45] ---
    What the heck?!
[03:47] ---
    What's going on?!
[03:49] ---
    "Episode 11: Angel of the
    East, Hawk of the West"
[04:00] ---
    So then it just flew off! Huh?
[04:04] ---
    Not my toupee, dimwit! The train!
[04:08] ---
    Where did Shin-chan go?
[04:09] ---
    Probably girl-hunting again.
    Often does it at accident scenes.
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    Assistant Inspector!
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    This is a real mess.
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    Seems one of the cars suddenly started up
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    and ran smack into the last train of the day.
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    Just one car?
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    The station manager says
    it wasn't scheduled to leave,
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    and the conductor wasn't on board.
[04:32] ---
    That's crazy. How can a train
    just start without a conductor?
[04:36] ---
    Maybe it was a ghost?
[04:37] ---
    Maybe the curse of someone
    who jumped into a train's path?
[04:42] ---
    Assistant Inspector Iriki!
[04:43] ---
    What?
[04:44] ---
    A call for you in the
    station manager's office!
[04:48] ---
    Who's it from?
[04:49] ---
    Dunno, but they said they have
    info for you about the accident...
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    Alright...
[05:01] ---
    Who is this?
[05:02] ---
    Iriki-han of the Hanshin Police's Tiger Unit?
[05:06] ---
    I hear you have some info for me?
[05:08] ---
    That's right. I have everything.
[05:11] ---
    Want something on a super bargain sale?
[05:13] ---
    Cut the crap! Are you a
    discount supermarket?!
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    Bet you were shocked, huh?
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    I'm busy. I'm hanging up if this is a prank.
[05:22] ---
    It's no prank. There was
    nobody on the train, right?
[05:29] ---
    It was a ghost. A real one.
[05:31] ---
    Now, now. Don't mock
    the discount supermarket.
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    You're gravely mistaken
    if you think this is over!
[05:38] ---
    Listen, I will crush the police.
[05:43] ---
    That's not all, I'll crush
    Osaka itself. Look forward to it!
[05:49] ---
    Who are you?
[05:51] ---
    An ultra-hyper-deluxe terrorist!
[05:59] ---
    You get a trace?
[06:00] ---
    He used an anti-tracing EM filter...
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    We have a psycho on our hands.
[06:05] ---
    Obviously! Would a
    normal person be a terrorist?!
[06:09] ---
    Set up a wide-area police net!
[06:11] ---
    I want every suspicious person taken in!
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    What're you doing here?
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    You don't look so friendly! Come with us!
[06:22] ---
    Screw you! My unfriendly
    looks run in the family!
[06:26] ---
    It's Tetsuzo of Minami!
[06:28] ---
    You don't scare us! Hey, Stop!
[06:31] ---
    Good morning!
[06:36] ---
    Let's do our morning exercises!
    One, two, three!
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    Welcome!
[06:56] ---
    Please select a meal ticket and
    insert it into the order box.
[06:59] ---
    Put both hands behind your
    head and face this way!
[07:04] ---
    Is eating udon a crime here?
[07:07] ---
    Shut up and raise your hands!
[07:09] ---
    From Tokyo, huh?! That makes
    you even more suspicious!
[07:16] ---
    Those're some big guns you got there...
[07:20] ---
    Oh, she's just a kid...
[07:23] ---
    You got a license for those?!
[07:28] ---
    Tokyo must be mighty dangerous if
    they give licenses to girls like this.
[07:33] ---
    But fake licenses are common lately...
[07:37] ---
    Sorry, but you'll have to come with us.
[07:39] ---
    No. I have somewhere to go.
[07:42] ---
    Where's that? I can give ya a
    lift after we double-check things.
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    Ever heard of D.D.D.?
[07:51] ---
    You're here to see D.D.D.?
[07:53] ---
    Masa-yan...
[07:54] ---
    So you came all the way from Tokyo?
[07:58] ---
    In that case, things are different.
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    I'm a huge fan myself! I'll let ya go.
[08:03] ---
    Fine. I'll overlook you for his sake.
[08:07] ---
    All I ask is you don't wave
    those big guns around too much.
[08:15] ---
    Good work. Resume your search!
[08:17] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:22] ---
    "♪1: Takoyaki Parfait"
[08:23] ---
    Let's see...
[08:27] ---
    Oh, here it is!
[08:29] ---
    Huh?!
[08:29] ---
    That's strange. It says they're open today...
[08:34] ---
    Excuse me! I want a takoyaki parfait!
[08:37] ---
    Hey, you! What're you doing?!
[08:39] ---
    Scram, you moron!
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    Right! Sorry!
[09:02] ---
    Get your hot dogs here!
[09:05] ---
    At last, our holy knight, Mega Rider,
    encounters his greatest crisis!
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    During the previous "Super Survival G-5,"
[09:11] ---
    the evil deity Ultra Beast
    suffered near-fatal injuries,
[09:14] ---
    but acquired a Dark Aura
    to rise again from Hell!
[09:18] ---
    An intense battle at full throttle!
    Hurry to the battle stage!
[09:24] ---
    Mega Rider won't lose!
[09:26] ---
    Send that lame Ultra Beast back to Hell!
[09:29] ---
    Yeah!
[09:30] ---
    Five minutes until we close!
[09:33] ---
    Only three Mega Rider
    vs. Ultra Beast sets left!
[09:45] ---
    You're late.
[09:47] ---
    I was having udon.
[09:49] ---
    A girl?
[09:50] ---
    That's right.
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    And a kid, at that!
[09:53] ---
    Would an older man have been better?
[09:55] ---
    How dare you speak that way?!
[09:57] ---
    Stop!
[09:59] ---
    I asked for someone reliable. Not a child.
[10:04] ---
    Fine. But since I'm here,
    I'll tell you something.
[10:09] ---
    What's that?
[10:10] ---
    You have a rat in the ceiling.
[10:25] ---
    This is an entertainment
    reporter for a weekly magazine!
[10:28] ---
    I see! He's quite a large rat!
[10:34] ---
    I like you! Come sit down!
[10:40] ---
    Seems a kid was okay, after all.
[10:43] ---
    Iron K hits Red Giant with an explosive kick!
[10:50] ---
    The Masked Battlers are
    an important income source
[10:52] ---
    for the western Bailan, which
    supports Japan's economy.
[10:56] ---
    But Mega Rider is the real superstar.
[10:59] ---
    He's worth as much as 1000 thoroughbreds.
[11:03] ---
    Comparing people with horses?
[11:05] ---
    At any rate, I want you
    to protect Mega Rider.
[11:08] ---
    It's a serious affair if
    anything happens to him!
[11:11] ---
    We've learned that the guys
    behind the Dai-Osaka incident
[11:14] ---
    are targeting this location next.
[11:18] ---
    The Hanshin Police know this,
    but don't seem to care much.
[11:23] ---
    No matter how much we
    rely on exciting events,
[11:26] ---
    the match must be seen to its end.
[11:30] ---
    Protect Mega Rider for us.
[11:32] ---
    I just need to let the match finish?
[11:35] ---
    The match will last 15 minutes
    if all goes as scripted.
[11:39] ---
    A simple job, wouldn't you say?
[11:43] ---
    The time has come...
[11:48] ---
    ...for the final showdown between
    good and evil, light and shadow!
[11:52] ---
    The resurrected fiend from
    Hell has challenged our hero!
[12:00] ---
    Come forth, aboard your holy blue smoke!
[12:03] ---
    Holy knight, Mega Rider!
[12:13] ---
    Yes! It's really him!
[12:16] ---
    Totally awesome! He's flying!
[12:28] ---
    Here he is!
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    The monster of pure evil that
    changed his injuries into anger
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    to return from Hell!
[12:43] ---
    What a huge egg!
[12:45] ---
    Mega Rider! Turn him
    into an omelet and eat him!
[12:50] ---
    The mighty evil deity, Ultra Beast!
[12:55] ---
    So bright!
[12:56] ---
    What the... I can't see!
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    Help!
[13:07] ---
    This is it. We're counting on you.
[13:09] ---
    What if the match goes long?
[13:11] ---
    Don't worry.
[13:13] ---
    It'll end on time if they do
    it like they did in rehearsal.
[13:18] ---
    I shall send you to Hell once again!
[13:20] ---
    Today, you will die once and for all!
[13:25] ---
    "I will stain this world with evil power!
    You will be the sacrifice!"
[13:32] ---
    There's the starting bell.
[13:36] ---
    The play is on. Right?
[13:57] ---
    Why, you! What is that power?!
[14:06] ---
    He totally went flying!
[14:08] ---
    Ultra Beast got super strong!
[14:11] ---
    Oh, my! It's the Mega Rider
    Super Dash Punch Stance!
[14:23] ---
    Come on! Are you even serious?!
[14:27] ---
    What's the deal?!
[14:34] ---
    Incredible! Ultra Beast
    unleashes a fierce attack!
[14:37] ---
    Is the special training he
    underwent in Hell effective?!
[14:44] ---
    Mega Rider! Pull yourself together!
[14:46] ---
    He's all bashed up!
[14:53] ---
    Hey, wasn't Mega Rider supposed to attack
[14:57] ---
    and send Ultra Beast outside the ring?
[15:00] ---
    Yes. This isn't in the script.
[15:09] ---
    When did he learn to jump like that?!
[15:19] ---
    Why, you!
[15:21] ---
    It seems you've powered
    up with Hell's energy,
[15:25] ---
    but justice cannot afford to lose!
[15:33] ---
    Do it like we did in rehearsal!
[15:38] ---
    Do you know what'll happen afterwards?!
[15:48] ---
    What is that?!
[16:01] ---
    Impossible! This wasn't in the script!
[16:04] ---
    Whoa, he transformed!
    This is why I love D.D.D.!
[16:10] ---
    But the pamphlet picture is
    different. Maybe they changed it?
[16:15] ---
    Mega Rider! What're you scared for?!
[16:18] ---
    Attack him back, Mega Rider!
[16:20] ---
    I can't beat this!
[16:37] ---
    Mega Rider has been thrown out of
    the ring and knocked unconscious!
[16:44] ---
    No way! My Mega Rider!
[16:47] ---
    What kind of hero disgraces
    himself like that?!
[16:51] ---
    Yeah!
[16:52] ---
    I want my money back!
[16:53] ---
    You better retire tomorrow!
[17:02] ---
    Looks like it was worth
    coming to Osaka after all!
[17:05] ---
    It's so realistic!
[17:08] ---
    What is this?!
[17:21] ---
    Now it's you and me!
[17:23] ---
    Who's that chick?
[17:25] ---
    Maybe there's a new plot starting today?
[17:28] ---
    That's it! Pulverize that monster!
[17:50] ---
    "Showdown Today!!"
[17:51] ---
    Wish I could see it. Bet
    it's going on right now..
[17:57] ---
    Hanshin Poli-- Oh, Takane! What's up?
[18:02] ---
    What?! Ultra Beast turned
    into a real monster?!
[18:06] ---
    --Let's move out!
[18:07] ---
    --Right!
[18:08] ---
    Tiger Unit and Shark Unit.
    Hurry to Dai-Osaka Dome at once!
[18:13] ---
    I repeat...
[18:19] ---
    Tougher than I thought!
[18:20] ---
    The match is ruined because of your laziness!
[18:24] ---
    I told you to protect Mega Rider!
[18:26] ---
    Complain to the monster!
[18:29] ---
    Whoops.
[18:34] ---
    Damn it! Do something about him!
[18:36] ---
    You rely on exciting events, don't you?
[18:38] ---
    Why, you!
[18:40] ---
    Are you all right, sir?!
[18:42] ---
    --You moron! This is your fault!
[18:44] ---
    --Please calm down!
[18:55] ---
    He's in the sewers beneath the
    Midosuji Line and moving north!
[19:00] ---
    Estimated course?
[19:01] ---
    At this rate, he may come
    out directly beneath
[19:04] ---
    the scene of last night's accident.
[19:06] ---
    Where are you now, Takane?
[19:08] ---
    500 meters west of Umeda Underground.
[19:10] ---
    I can get to the shopping center first.
[19:13] ---
    Roger that. We're counting on you!
[19:31] ---
    Didn't expect to do bug collecting in Osaka!
[19:46] ---
    You're as stubborn as a bug!
[20:16] ---
    Is this one of those?!
[20:33] ---
    Shut up already!
[20:51] ---
    Who're you?!
[20:52] ---
    That's my line!
[20:57] ---
    Put the guns away.
[20:59] ---
    You can't expect to live long
    jumping over people like that!
[21:05] ---
    You gonna fight?!
[21:10] ---
    Important material evidence
    has gotten away because of you!
[21:14] ---
    What do you have to say for yourself?!
[21:16] ---
    Material evidence?
[21:19] ---
    Not to mention obstruction of police duties!
[21:24] ---
    What?!
[21:25] ---
    Hanshin Police, Section 1, Hawk Unit.
[21:29] ---
    Katsu Takane of the Independent
    Investigation Team...
[21:32] ---
    I'm a detective, in other words!
[21:34] ---
    Takane! You all right?!
[21:37] ---
    It's you!
[22:10] ---
    I remained motionless within the crowd
[22:18] ---
    Not even the voice of my
    tears carried on this street
[22:25] ---
    as my feelings of lonesomeness joined it
[22:33] ---
    In truth, everyone wants
    to smile with each other,
[22:42] ---
    yet they get hurt when
    they can't do it very well
[22:49] ---
    But someone will always be there to watch,
[22:58] ---
    so let's walk together beneath this sky
[23:25] ---
    A town that must be protected.
    Loved ones. A heated battle...
[23:30] ---
    A gigantic plot finally
    unfolds! What is its true form?!
[23:34] ---
    On the next Burst Angel,
    "Tsutenkaku Tower, Drenched with Tears."
[23:36] ---
    "Tsutenkaku Tower, Drenched with Tears"