9 - The President's Recollections are Painful
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[00:12] ---
Beaches everywhere have been
thronged with beachgoers for days on end.
[00:17] ---
Look at this!
[00:18] ---
The shore is packed with beach umbrellas.
[00:21] ---
Yumigahama Beach in Kohoku...
[00:22] ---
"New Mail: 1"
[00:22] ---
"0001 No Subject - Mikazuki Yozora"
"0002 No Subject - Kashiwazaki Sena"
[00:23] ---
"Be at the club at 2:00.
Everyone bring a swimsuit."
[00:24] ---
"Be at the club at 2:00.
Everyone bring a swimsuit."
[00:24] ---
Swimsuit?
[00:32] ---
Kobato, what's wrong?
[00:35] ---
Kobato-chan!
[00:39] ---
Hi, Kobato-chan!
[00:41] ---
No.
[00:41] ---
What should we play today?
[00:44] ---
No!
[00:44] ---
Kobato-chan, did you
bring your swimsuit too?!
[00:46] ---
No!
[00:48] ---
She's totally rejecting me!
[00:50] ---
Did you bring a swimsuit, Sena?
[00:53] ---
Yeah. Stupid Yozora said to, so just in case.
[00:56] ---
--Oh, Kobato-chan!
[00:57] ---
--We're here.
[01:02] ---
Horse?!
[01:14] ---
QUIVER
[01:15] ---
Vigorously bursting with goodness
[01:17] ---
You know, that's surprisingly addicting
[01:19] ---
Let's get the ball rolling
while you're idly acting shy!
[01:23] ---
Let's make friends and play, yeah!
[01:32] ---
"Haganai"
[01:35] ---
I look cool, but I'm actually super lonely
[01:38] ---
(My delusions went bye, bye, bye
Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)
[01:42] ---
I'm not held back any, but this isn't enough
[01:45] ---
(Is a happy life in the real world far, far, far away?
Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)
[01:49] ---
If a group of unlucky
people gathered together,
[01:56] ---
Ah--I can't picture it
[01:58] ---
This situation is like stepping on a mine!
[02:05] ---
FIDGET
[02:05] ---
I totally, totally want to take a peek
[02:07] ---
I don't want to regret this 100 times
[02:09] ---
Totally toss aside and
shake off that boring pride
[02:12] ---
Unfortunately, this idea popped into my mind,
and you know, it's surprisingly addicting
[02:16] ---
Let's find some as we
clash and rattle each other!
[02:21] ---
Let's make friends and play, yeah!
[02:25] ---
I totally, totally want to take a peek
[02:28] ---
You! Toss aside and shake yourself off
[02:32] ---
Yes! Well? What do you think of that?
[02:36] ---
"The President's Recollections are Painful"
[02:41] ---
I never would've guessed that I'd encounter
[02:44] ---
the demon Astaroth in a place like this...
[02:46] ---
But I thought the Evil Gate was destroyed
[02:48] ---
during the last war between
God and the Devil!
[02:50] ---
Never mind about that...
[02:51] ---
Yozora?
[02:53] ---
That's Yozora?!
[02:54] ---
Indeed.
[02:55] ---
What the heck are you doing?
Are you an idiot? A fool?
[02:59] ---
W-What?
[03:01] ---
Don't come near me! That's gross!
[03:03] ---
Ow!
[03:04] ---
Hey! What was that for?
[03:06] ---
--What the hell does she want?
[03:07] ---
--Hey! That hurt!
[03:08] ---
Today is Swimsuit Day.
[03:10] ---
Swimsuit Day?
[03:11] ---
The plan is to wear swimsuits at the club.
[03:14] ---
Why would we do that?
[03:15] ---
Because it would be a shame not
to wear my swimsuit after I bought it.
[03:19] ---
It's your fault, you and
Rika, for going home!
[03:21] ---
Well, we left soon after that, too.
[03:25] ---
The pool was so crowded,
it was impossible to have fun.
[03:27] ---
Is that true?!
[03:29] ---
Y-Yeah...
[03:33] ---
What happened?
[03:34] ---
I mean, what's with the horse mask?
[03:37] ---
And on top of that, you're wearing
a full-body zebra-like swimsuit...
[03:39] ---
It's embarrassing to display your flesh
where there are a lot of people, isn't it?
[03:44] ---
With this, my flesh isn't exposed,
and no one can see my face,
[03:48] ---
so I'm not embarrassed.
[03:49] ---
If you'd gone to the pool wearing
that, people would've been pissed.
[03:53] ---
There's no rule against
swimming with a mask on, is there?
[03:56] ---
But there is a rule against
weird stuff in the pool.
[04:00] ---
Then you wouldn't get in, huh?
[04:01] ---
What was that?!
[04:02] ---
When you go in the pool, the whole pool...
[04:05] ---
Kodaka-sempai!
[04:07] ---
Rika is wearing a swimsuit
under her lab coat.
[04:09] ---
Want to see?!
[04:10] ---
No, not especially.
[04:12] ---
Listen to me!
[04:14] ---
--If you look, I'm sure you'll be surprised.
[04:15] ---
--Stupid Yozora!
[04:17] ---
Rika calls it... "The Emperor's
New Clothes" swimsuit!
[04:19] ---
That's just going nude!
[04:21] ---
So take a look!
[04:23] ---
Knock it off, idiot!
[04:25] ---
Just kidding.
[04:27] ---
Well? How does Rika look in her swimsuit?
[04:30] ---
Kind of normal...
[04:32] ---
N-Normal?!
[04:33] ---
Normal is only the outward appearance!
[04:35] ---
Actually, this swimsuit
[04:36] ---
--becomes translucent in hot water!
[04:37] ---
--Cut it out!
[04:39] ---
Rika will go with Kodaka-sempai
to a mixed bathing hot spring,
[04:42] ---
and Sempai will think it's a
swimsuit, but before his eyes,
[04:45] ---
Rika will emerge from
the hot water, totally naked!
[04:48] ---
Sempai will lose control and follow his
carnal desires that surge up from within!
[04:53] ---
Not gonna happen.
I'd never go to a hot spring with you.
[04:57] ---
Seriously?
[04:58] ---
"Maria"
[05:00] ---
Big Brother!
[05:05] ---
Ow...
[05:07] ---
M-Monster! There's a monster in here!
[05:10] ---
It's okay. She's...
[05:12] ---
I'm gonna munch on you!
[05:15] ---
You can't eat me! I'm raw! I'm no good raw!
[05:18] ---
I'll grill you good first, and then eat you.
[05:20] ---
I-I-I still won't taste good, even grilled!
[05:23] ---
Because I've been eating vegetables lately!
[05:25] ---
I'm a vegetarian!
[05:28] ---
If I knew this was gonna happen,
I wouldn't have stopped eating steak!
[05:32] ---
--I should've given myself
a fat, flabby taste!
[05:33] ---
--She isn't eating steak?
[05:35] ---
--Recently, Maria-dono has said
that normal food is fine, so...
[05:35] ---
--I'm gonna be eaten!
[05:37] ---
--Wait! Wait! Don't move around!
[05:41] ---
Go, Astarot!
[05:43] ---
Start at the head and munch your
way down that uppity agent of God!
[05:47] ---
I thought it was "Asta roth"...
[05:51] ---
S-So you're a friend of the vampire?!
[05:53] ---
Stupid dummy idiot poopy vampire!
[05:55] ---
Die!
[05:58] ---
You're the one who's gonna die!
[06:00] ---
I'm gonna munch on you!
[06:02] ---
--Munch-munch-munch-munch!
[06:03] ---
--Help me, Big Brother!
[06:05] ---
That's enough, Yozora.
[06:08] ---
Fine.
[06:14] ---
The horse turned into Yozora!
[06:15] ---
Why?! Why-Why-Why?!
[06:17] ---
This is a cursed mask.
[06:19] ---
If you put it on, the
demon Astro possesses you.
[06:22] ---
Whoops. The power of
darkness is moving my hands...
[06:26] ---
I can't see anything! It's pitch-black!
[06:29] ---
It's proof that the power of
darkness has invaded your mind!
[06:35] ---
I don't wanna be a horse monster! Help me!
[06:39] ---
If you want help, swear you'll
never go near my Bro again!
[06:42] ---
I refuse! I love Big Brother!
[06:46] ---
Don't you dare say, "I love Big Brother!"
[06:50] ---
Yay! The curse was broken!
[06:54] ---
That's what you get, little turd!
[06:55] ---
Why, you... um... uh...
[06:58] ---
Idiot!
[06:59] ---
--Takes one to know one! Poopy vampire!
[06:59] ---
--Look, Yozora, if you
don't want your swimsuit
[07:02] ---
--Shut up, poopy church girl!
[07:02] ---
--to go to waste, how
about visiting the beach?
[07:04] ---
--The beach is packed with people.
[07:04] ---
--If I'm "poopy," you're
a super-stupid poopy!
[07:06] ---
--What about my family's private beach?
[07:07] ---
--Then if you call me a
vampire, you're a vampire!
[07:10] ---
--Y-You have one?!
[07:12] ---
Yeah. We've got a summer
house, which has a beach...
[07:15] ---
That's what makes her one of the bourgeois!
[07:17] ---
Well, to be honest, I've only
been there once, when I was little.
[07:21] ---
It's so far that you have to
stay overnight, which is a pain...
[07:25] ---
So...
[07:25] ---
we could hold a training camp at
your summer house, Sena-sempai?
[07:30] ---
I see... Training camp...
[07:32] ---
They often have them in gal games, you know?
[07:34] ---
To be sure, that is a
traditional club activity.
[07:36] ---
Well, it could be a good
experience to prepare us
[07:39] ---
for when we become "happy people"...
[07:42] ---
Then I'll ask Daddy.
[07:45] ---
So... it's okay to set it up?
[07:47] ---
Does anyone have other plans?
[07:48] ---
We're all free anytime,
since none of us have any friends.
[07:53] ---
Not a pleasing thing to hear...
[07:55] ---
Hey, hey, what's a training camp?
[07:58] ---
Hmm... I suppose a training
camp needs its adviser, too...
[08:05] ---
If you look up, you'll see the wide blue sky
and, set against it, towering Mt. Asano.
[08:10] ---
At its base is a stream
of refreshing spring water.
[08:13] ---
Yes?
[08:14] ---
H-Herlo...
[08:15] ---
Hello! I'm Kashiwazaki Sena...
[08:18] ---
I-Is Kodaka-kun there?
[08:20] ---
Relax, Sena! This is my cell phone.
[08:23] ---
Oh... oh yeah, that's right.
[08:26] ---
So... do you want something?
[08:28] ---
A-Are you free today? Kobato-chan, too...
[08:31] ---
Just the club after lunch...
[08:33] ---
Then come to my house today.
[08:35] ---
Remember what you said before?
[08:37] ---
About wanting to pay respects to my father...
[08:39] ---
Oh. But this is all of a sudden...
[08:41] ---
Yeah. When I asked him about
the summer house today,
[08:44] ---
I mentioned your name,
[08:46] ---
and Daddy said he wanted
to see you in a hurry.
[08:48] ---
Why?
[08:49] ---
I don't know. But, anyway, okay?
[08:52] ---
Well... gotcha.
[08:53] ---
Then I'll tell you how
to get here and the time.
[08:56] ---
I'll write it down...
[08:57] ---
"The Collected Works of Akutagawa Ryunosuke"
[09:01] ---
This is the due date.
[09:12] ---
"Taka - No Subject"
[09:12] ---
"Meat - No Subject"
[09:13] ---
"Taka"
[09:13] ---
"Kobato and I won't be at the club today."
[09:15] ---
"Won't be there," he says?
[09:21] ---
"Meat"
[09:21] ---
"I'm taking the day off."
[09:31] ---
"The Collected Works of Akutagawa Ryunosuke"
[09:37] ---
"Ultra-Mecha"
[09:59] ---
There?
[10:02] ---
"Private Property"
[10:06] ---
It's easy to tell...
[10:24] ---
U-Um...
[10:25] ---
Welcome.
[10:27] ---
You're Hayato's children, aren't you?
[10:29] ---
I'm Sena's father.
[10:31] ---
I'm the president of the academy.
[10:33] ---
It's a pleasure to meet you,
President! I'm Hasegawa Kodaka.
[10:36] ---
This is my younger sister, Kobato.
[10:39] ---
You resemble Hayato, with
a brazen-looking face.
[10:42] ---
And this one has Airi-san's face.
[10:46] ---
A meal has been prepared. Come.
[10:49] ---
Wait. Sir, you haven't
given your own name yet...
[10:56] ---
I'm Kashiwazaki...
[10:58] ---
My name is...
[11:01] ---
...written with the characters "ten" and "uma."
[11:03] ---
Kashiwazaki... Tenma-san?
[11:06] ---
It reads as "Pegasus."
[11:08] ---
Pegasus?
[11:09] ---
You don't call me by that name!
[11:14] ---
I mean... It isn't that
dignified a name, you know?
[11:19] ---
For that reason...
[11:20] ---
I-I understand...
[11:22] ---
I'm Stella, the house steward.
[11:25] ---
Steward?
[11:27] ---
Please don't stare at me
like that, Kodaka-sama.
[11:30] ---
I'll get pregnant.
[11:41] ---
Is a steward the same thing as a butler?
[11:43] ---
At first, I thought Stella-san
was maybe Sena... -san's mother...
[11:48] ---
My wife is currently abroad.
[11:50] ---
But it's rare for you to
meet guests at the door, Daddy.
[11:55] ---
I was passing by.
[11:56] ---
He's been fidgeting to
meet the two of you for a while.
[12:01] ---
I-I have not!
[12:03] ---
Now just bring the food out!
[12:05] ---
As you wish.
[12:12] ---
Please go ahead, everyone.
[12:13] ---
Thank you for the food!
[12:15] ---
Eat a lot, okay, Kobato-chan?
[12:17] ---
With good manners, Kobato.
[12:19] ---
Thank you for the food.
[12:20] ---
Well, thank you for the food.
[12:33] ---
U-Um, thank you for helping
us transfer into the academy.
[12:37] ---
It seems like my dad asked for a big favor...
[12:40] ---
He did indeed.
[12:42] ---
Right when the entrance
season was over, suddenly
[12:45] ---
that idiot demanded, "Enroll my son
and daughter in that school of yours."
[12:51] ---
I-I apologize for that...
[12:54] ---
Even though you're his son,
you're very well-mannered.
[12:58] ---
Oh, that's right! Here.
This isn't much, but...
[13:02] ---
"Kuriya"
[13:05] ---
What is this?
[13:06] ---
The "It's salty and spicy, but is also like
deeply-flavored life: Rayu assortment.
[13:12] ---
What's that mean?
[13:13] ---
Well, it really is delicious!
[13:16] ---
It goes with rice, pasta, anything.
[13:18] ---
Even Kobato likes it, and
she hates spicy stuff.
[13:21] ---
Can I open one?
[13:22] ---
Please, go ahead.
[13:31] ---
Good!
[13:32] ---
Yeah, you're right! This is delicious!
[13:35] ---
Glad you like it.
[13:36] ---
Bro, me too!
[13:38] ---
Your big sister will feed you!
[13:42] ---
--Okay, open wide!
[13:42] ---
--Come to think of it, Hayato
[13:43] ---
--has always been good at finding
[13:43] ---
--No!
[13:44] ---
--these kinds of unusual
foods and seasonings.
[13:45] ---
--Come on, eat your big sister's!
[13:47] ---
--Well, almost as long as I can
[13:47] ---
--No!
[13:48] ---
--So cute! Say, "Aaaaah!"
[13:49] ---
--remember, we've moved all over Japan...
[13:51] ---
This time, he suddenly went abroad...
[13:53] ---
Even after all these years,
that man hasn't changed.
[13:57] ---
It must have been hard on you two.
[13:59] ---
--It's yummy!
[13:59] ---
--Unbelievable, devoting
himself to digging up ruins,
[14:00] ---
--No!
[14:02] ---
--Big sister's gobbling up Kobato-chan!
[14:03] ---
--even dragging you kids into it, the scum!
[14:05] ---
He's not scum!
[14:11] ---
S-Sorry...
[14:14] ---
Um, our father isn't scum.
[14:17] ---
Though he may be stupid...
[14:20] ---
I know that.
[14:27] ---
Stay over...?
[14:30] ---
There's no need to hesitate.
[14:31] ---
No, it's not hesitation...
[14:34] ---
Actually, on Saturday and Sunday,
[14:36] ---
there are no buses to
Tooya Station after 8pm.
[14:43] ---
If you absolutely must
get home, I could drive you...
[14:48] ---
...but to be honest, it would be a pain.
[14:50] ---
It'd be a pain...?
[14:52] ---
Just stay over!
[14:54] ---
But we didn't bring pajamas or anything...
[14:56] ---
You can use my nightclothes.
[14:58] ---
That's what Hayato always
did when he stayed over.
[15:01] ---
I think my old pajamas
would fit you, Kobato-chan.
[15:05] ---
But the room, or...
[15:07] ---
We have a guest room.
[15:09] ---
Um...
[15:15] ---
Thank you for your kind offer.
[15:20] ---
She's super-cute when she's sleeping, too!
[15:22] ---
Don't touch her!
[15:24] ---
Anyway, it seems Daddy really likes you.
[15:28] ---
I haven't seen him in that
good a mood for a long time.
[15:31] ---
That was his good mood?
[15:33] ---
A great mood!
[15:35] ---
Bro, where are we?
[15:38] ---
Say, Kobato-chan, why don't we take
a bath together before going to bed?
[15:42] ---
Take a bath...
[15:46] ---
You know, Kobato, it wouldn't
hurt you to skip one night...
[15:49] ---
Then let's go to the bath!
[15:57] ---
President...
[15:59] ---
Have a drink with me.
[16:03] ---
Um, I'm a minor...
[16:06] ---
This is regular grape juice. Relax.
[16:10] ---
I don't know about this...
[16:11] ---
This is the real thing.
[16:14] ---
Shall we trade?
[16:15] ---
No, like I said, I'm...
[16:16] ---
Just kidding.
[16:24] ---
In our student days, Hayato
and I often drank like this.
[16:28] ---
So I'm standing in for Dad...
[16:35] ---
You can really down it!
[16:37] ---
It's not alcohol!
[16:43] ---
Um... are you okay?
[16:45] ---
Huuuh? S'what okay?
[16:48] ---
That was quick!
[16:55] ---
In our shtudent daysh,
Hayato and I often drank like thish!
[17:05] ---
In our shtudent daysh...
[17:11] ---
In our... In our shtudent daysh...
[17:19] ---
President!
[17:20] ---
President, please wake up!
[17:24] ---
P-President?
[17:37] ---
Should I call Stella-san?
[17:44] ---
Kobato!
[17:46] ---
Bro!!
[17:48] ---
What's wrong?!
[17:48] ---
Wait, Kobato-chan!
[18:11] ---
Ow...
[18:14] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing here, Kodaka?!
[18:17] ---
Stupid idiot dirty molester poopy pervert
brute main character of an erotic game!
[18:21] ---
Th-That's 100% my line!
[18:28] ---
Universe!!
[18:31] ---
She ran outside...
[18:33] ---
I don't believe it. Seriously?
[18:35] ---
Oh, dear. Dirty-minded Kodaka-san.
[18:38] ---
No! Um, that was just an accident...
[18:41] ---
I know.
[18:44] ---
Come, Kobato-sama, while you have a chance...
[18:47] ---
Okay.
[18:48] ---
U-Um, the President is sleeping on the bed...
[18:51] ---
Once the Master falls asleep, he
absolutely won't awaken 'til morning.
[18:57] ---
I'll have Kobato-sama
sleep in the servants' room.
[19:00] ---
So, my apologies, but
please sleep in the same bed
[19:04] ---
with the Master tonight, Kodaka-sama.
[19:06] ---
I-I'll sleep in the servants' room, too...
[19:08] ---
I sleep in the nude.
[19:11] ---
I'll sleep with the President.
[19:13] ---
No...!
[19:18] ---
You often drank together
in your student days...
[19:24] ---
No question, the President
thinks of my dad as a close friend.
[19:29] ---
I'm sure that's why Dad could leave
[19:32] ---
Kobato and me in Japan
and go off on a journey.
[19:42] ---
I wonder if I'll ever make
a friend like that someday...
[20:04] ---
Well, thank you for everything.
[20:08] ---
Kobato?
[20:11] ---
Th-Thank you for everything.
[20:15] ---
You're welcome to come back anytime.
[20:17] ---
Thank you.
[20:19] ---
Next time, let's take
another bath together, okay?
[20:21] ---
No!
[20:23] ---
--Nooooooooooo!!
[20:23] ---
--Kobato!
[20:27] ---
What'd you do to her?
[20:29] ---
I didn't do anything!
[20:32] ---
That aside, Kodaka...
[20:34] ---
What?
[20:35] ---
U-Um, about what happened last night...
[20:40] ---
Last night?
[20:42] ---
Sorry, the President made
me drink wine last night,
[20:46] ---
and I was so drunk that
I don't remember anything.
[20:49] ---
Did something happen?
[20:50] ---
Um... well... that is...
[20:53] ---
Nothing!
[20:55] ---
Kobato-chan! Wait!
[20:58] ---
The best thing to do is not
remember anything, even if it is a lie.
[21:02] ---
Kodaka-kun...
[21:03] ---
Yes?
[21:05] ---
Wh-What?!
[21:07] ---
Please take good care of my daughter!
[21:11] ---
O-Of course...
[21:13] ---
...Pegasus-san!
[21:16] ---
Y-You wretch!
[21:18] ---
Well, excuse me.
[21:24] ---
Knock that off! Stella!
[21:36] ---
"0001 No Subject - Kashiwazaki Sena"
[21:36] ---
"0002 No Subject - Mikazuki Yozora"
[21:37] ---
"You really don't remember anything
about last night, right? Really?"
[21:47] ---
"Kodaka"
"Really, really, really."
[21:56] ---
"0001 No Subject - Mikazuki Yozora"
[21:56] ---
"0002 No Subject - Kashiwazaki Sena"
[21:57] ---
"Mikazuki Yozora"
[21:57] ---
"Monday, Club at 2:00."
[22:02] ---
"Incoming Mail..."
[22:03] ---
"Taka - No Subject"
[22:03] ---
"Meat - No Subject"
[22:04] ---
"Taka"
[22:04] ---
"Roger!"
[22:15] ---
All right!
[22:36] ---
Ah, my mind is escaping
reality as ideally as imaginable
[22:42] ---
Not that it really matters
now if I... make friends
[22:46] ---
Those eyes that belittle me saying,
"You're a lonesome person on your own," bug me
[22:52] ---
So, while I was thinking
that it'd be cool...
[22:55] ---
...if only a superficial group gathered up,
[22:58] ---
They show up, one here,
one there, and gather together
[23:02] ---
The unique characters
[23:04] ---
Throw me off balance
[23:07] ---
It ticks me off! Especially that mean meat!
[23:09] ---
My chest is secretly filled with
apprehension and I feel a bit indecisive
[23:14] ---
I can't tell you what's in my heart
[23:17] ---
Am I the one disappointed by that?
[23:20] ---
Plow through the fog today!
[23:34] ---
Ever since the day I got left behind,
my maiden heart has been filled with regret
[23:41] ---
Hurry and find it--my lost heart
[23:51] ---
When I woke up in the morning, an old man's
sleeping face was only centimeters away from me!
[23:54] ---
Hayato...
[23:56] ---
Oh, God... You say my
dad's name in your sleep?!
[23:59] ---
W-Where...?! W-What did you do to me?!
[24:02] ---
What are you doing in my bed?!
[24:04] ---
I'm Hasegawa Kodaka and...
[24:05] ---
I mean, this is my bed!
[24:07] ---
You're the one who suddenly
fell asleep here in the first--
[24:08] ---
You didn't do anything?!
[24:09] ---
What are you, a beautiful girl?
[24:11] ---
Next time: "No One Sleeps at Camp."
[24:11] ---
"Next time: No One Sleeps at Camp."
[24:13] ---
Really? I'll never forgive
you if you're lying!
[24:17] ---
Th-That's actually pretty cute...
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