2 - There's No God in the Electric World

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[00:13] ---
    You're here? It's about time...
[00:16] ---
    Um... Kashiwazaki...?
[00:18] ---
    Call me "Sena"!
[00:21] ---
    You call that fox woman
    by her first name, don't you?
[00:24] ---
    If you use my family name, it's like
    I take second place in your head.
[00:29] ---
    Got it...
[00:31] ---
    S-Sena...
[00:40] ---
    Let's begin the Neighbors Club activity.
[00:42] ---
    Hey, Mikazu--
[00:44] ---
    It's Yozora!
[00:47] ---
    Yo... zora...
[00:50] ---
    Hey, what is our club activity?
[00:53] ---
    I mean, there's no way
    we can simply make friends...
[00:56] ---
    Video games are one way to make friends!
[01:09] ---
    WANAWANA
[01:10] ---
    Gutto Good hajiketeru
[01:12] ---
    Angai nandai hamatten jan
[01:14] ---
    Hito mishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!
[01:18] ---
    Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[01:27] ---
    "Haganai"
[01:30] ---
    Kuuru ni miete, jitsu wa chou sabishii
[01:33] ---
    (Mosou nara bai, bai, bai
    Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)
[01:37] ---
    Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai
[01:40] ---
    (Riajuu kara tooi, tooi, tooi?
    Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)
[01:44] ---
    Zannen doushi de atsumattara
[01:51] ---
    Ah- yosou ga dekinai
[01:53] ---
    Tenkai no jirai wo funda!
[02:00] ---
    SOWASOWA
[02:00] ---
    Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:02] ---
    Koukai hyakkai shitakunaitte
[02:04] ---
    Tsumannai puraido nante
    sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:07] ---
    Zannen kannen shite mitara,
    angai nandai hamatten jan
[02:11] ---
    Butsukatte, dogimagi atte, mitsukeyou!
[02:16] ---
    Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[02:20] ---
    Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:23] ---
    You! Sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:27] ---
    Yes! Doudai? Doudai, sokontoko
[02:31] ---
    "There's No God in the Electric World"
[02:33] ---
    I'm telling you, only kids
    would be taken in by that!
[02:37] ---
    You're naïve, Kodaka.
    The majority of recent games… are on this!
[02:42] ---
    Playing States Portable.
[02:44] ---
    PSP, right? My little sister has one, too.
[02:47] ---
    When I went to a family
    restaurant by myself last night...
[02:50] ---
    You went to a family restaurant alone?!
[02:51] ---
    Shut up!
[02:54] ---
    There were four high school
    students at the table behind me
[02:57] ---
    who were having a good time playing this.
[02:59] ---
    "Monster Hunting Portable"
[03:01] ---
    Oh, Monster Hunting, huh?
[03:03] ---
    You know it?
[03:04] ---
    It's an action game where you hunt
    monsters and animals in a fantasy world.
[03:08] ---
    In this game, you can play
    cooperatively with other people.
[03:12] ---
    If you're good, other players
    will come to depend on you,
[03:14] ---
    and while playing, you can become friends.
[03:17] ---
    You can exchange items too, and
    it's easy to make opportunities to talk.
[03:22] ---
    In other words, our club activity
    will be building our skill at this game...
[03:25] ---
    --...getting items...
[03:26] ---
    --Hey!
[03:26] ---
    --Don't touch it! You'll leave a smudge!
[03:26] ---
    --...and then trying to make friends?
[03:28] ---
    I'm not that oily!
[03:30] ---
    --Shut up, Fatty Meat!
[03:30] ---
    --Are they even listening?
[03:32] ---
    And so, next Monday,
    bring a PSP and Monster Hunting.
[03:37] ---
    O-Okay...
[03:42] ---
    And so, the following Monday...
[03:46] ---
    You've practiced using the
    controls and everything, right?
[03:48] ---
    Yeah.
[03:49] ---
    I was busy, but I fiddled with it a little bit.
[03:53] ---
    Although it's just a game. Kid's stuff...
[03:57] ---
    Kodaka and Milk Cow, what are your ranks?
[03:59] ---
    Still at one...
[04:01] ---
    I haven't been able to
    take down any of the enemies.
[04:04] ---
    I'm three.
[04:05] ---
    Three?! Wow!
[04:07] ---
    I'm six!
[04:09] ---
    Six?!
[04:10] ---
    That's the top rank!
[04:13] ---
    Guess I'm a prodigy even when it comes
    to video games. How perfect can I get?!
[04:17] ---
    I thought you said
    you'd only played it a little...
[04:20] ---
    How much time did you spend on it?
[04:22] ---
    H-Hardly any time at all!
[04:25] ---
    Let me see your playing time, Meat!
[04:27] ---
    Hey!
[04:28] ---
    I didn't give you permission to look!
[04:30] ---
    "Playing Time: 53 hours, 27 minutes"
[04:30] ---
    What?! 53 hours?!
[04:33] ---
    And the outfit is cute...
[04:35] ---
    Too cocky for half-baked Meat!
[04:40] ---
    Oww!
[04:42] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[04:44] ---
    Hey!
[04:45] ---
    You've got bags under your eyes...
[04:50] ---
    I-I do not!
[04:53] ---
    After we went home on Friday, you
    spent the whole weekend playing, didn't you?!
[04:58] ---
    A-A bobcat always devotes
    itself to whatever it's doing,
[05:01] ---
    even if it's just Monster Hunting!
[05:03] ---
    A boobcat?
[05:04] ---
    Bobcat!
[05:05] ---
    Oh...
[05:06] ---
    Cryin' out loud!
[05:08] ---
    Okay, let's start the game. I'll host.
[05:11] ---
    I'll let you two warm up by taking
    on an easygoing quest, so get ready.
[05:15] ---
    When all's said and done, she's
    making a serious effort for this club.
[05:19] ---
    Okay, let's go!
[05:36] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[05:38] ---
    What's with that get-up?!
[05:40] ---
    What do you expect?! I'm still a beginner!
[05:42] ---
    It's not the equipment,
    but the entire character!
[05:45] ---
    It's sad how much it doesn't
    resemble you in the slightest.
[05:49] ---
    Does this mean you wanna be a
    long-haired foreigner like that, Kodaka?
[05:52] ---
    And your character name,
    "Hawk," talk about cheesy!
[05:55] ---
    Leave me alone!
[05:56] ---
    This is a game, so it can be
    a little bit different from reality!
[05:59] ---
    A little bit?!
[06:02] ---
    All right, let's go hunting!
[06:12] ---
    --Let's go hunting for the boss right away!
[06:12] ---
    --Cut it out!
[06:17] ---
    Where should we go first?
[06:26] ---
    "Night has lost all her might."
[06:28] ---
    Huh?! What the hell was that, Meat?
[06:31] ---
    Oopsie! I goofed up with the controls.
[06:35] ---
    Now pull yourself together
    so we can go hunting.
[06:39] ---
    Could a rank six player really
    make a mistake like that...?
[06:43] ---
    Don't tell me she spent tens of
    hours of playing for that moment?!
[06:48] ---
    Well, I can't blame you for
    making a mistake with the controls...
[06:51] ---
    Shall we go?
[07:00] ---
    There!
[07:09] ---
    What the hell was that about?!
[07:11] ---
    Whoops. I pushed the wrong button.
[07:13] ---
    You were clearly aiming at me!
[07:16] ---
    I was not. I wish you would stop
    with your incessant false accusations!
[07:22] ---
    You dirty, lowdown...
[07:23] ---
    Hey, here it comes!
[07:32] ---
    I'll easily kick this guy's ass!
[07:39] ---
    It'll be a hundred years before
    some lizard can stand up to me...
[07:48] ---
    K-Knockout drug?!
[08:04] ---
    Hey, Yozora...
[08:06] ---
    Kaboom!
[08:10] ---
    "Objective achieved."
[08:13] ---
    "Quest Completed"
[08:14] ---
    Yes! I killed it!
[08:16] ---
    What?!
[08:17] ---
    I was trying to give you backup,
    but used a little too much force. Sorry.
[08:22] ---
    You were obviously targeting me!
[08:24] ---
    Look, this is co-op play,
    so cooperate, would ya?!
[08:28] ---
    You're right.
[08:30] ---
    On the next hunt, I'll cooperate even more.
[08:32] ---
    I'll seriously cooperate, too!
[08:35] ---
    Brace yourself.
[08:37] ---
    And after that, the true hunting began...
[08:45] ---
    It's disgusting to see meat moving around.
[08:47] ---
    I'm gonna turn you into ground meat.
[08:49] ---
    Talk about "trash talk"...
[08:52] ---
    Now hold still and let me hunt you!
[08:54] ---
    Silence, Meat!
[08:56] ---
    Shut up, stupid fox!
[09:20] ---
    Dogrite! Lucky!
[09:26] ---
    Act like the trash you are and lick my boots!
[09:30] ---
    Shut your mouth and die, Meat!
[09:40] ---
    H-Help me!!
[09:45] ---
    Sorry. I died...
[09:49] ---
    I only really feel alive
    when I'm killing someone!
[09:52] ---
    I'm gonna rip out your intestines and
    cram 'em down your throat, stupid fox!
[09:55] ---
    Die!
[09:56] ---
    --Don't duck, idiot!
[09:56] ---
    --Become minced meat!
[10:03] ---
    "Your time is up."
[10:06] ---
    "Quest Failed"
[10:11] ---
    I guess video games aren't a good idea.
[10:14] ---
    We were just wasting time.
[10:16] ---
    And I don't like that portable
    game systems these days
[10:19] ---
    are all about multiplayer games.
[10:21] ---
    Why should I have to play
    the game with other people?
[10:24] ---
    Then what was the point
    of today's club activity?!
[10:26] ---
    Exactly.
[10:28] ---
    Something's wrong when you
    have to worry about other people,
[10:31] ---
    even in some game world!
[10:32] ---
    Totally!
[10:35] ---
    When have you two ever
    worried about somebody else?
[10:40] ---
    N-Nothing.
[10:46] ---
    Where should we stop in today?
[10:47] ---
    Let's see...
[10:51] ---
    How was Monster Hunting last night?
[10:52] ---
    I took down Jinrou, but it
    didn't bring down any imperial wrath.
[10:56] ---
    Even though I've got plenty of tail...
[10:58] ---
    All right!
[11:00] ---
    If you've got extra loot, share it with me!
[11:02] ---
    Okay.
[11:03] ---
    H-Hey...
[11:09] ---
    I'm playing Monster Hunting too, see...
[11:12] ---
    If you've got "Dosjagira's Scarf,"
[11:15] ---
    would you trade me something for it?
[11:17] ---
    Of course!
[11:19] ---
    I-Is there anything else you could use?!
[11:21] ---
    I'll give you anything!
[11:23] ---
    Really? I'd appreciate it!
[11:26] ---
    By the following day, a rumor
    had spread through the whole class
[11:31] ---
    that I pulled a shakedown
    in our room in broad daylight.
[11:45] ---
    What's that?
[11:46] ---
    Ignorant, as expected of a Yankee.
[11:48] ---
    They're two modern conveniences
    known as a TV and a Playing States system.
[11:52] ---
    They run on electricity.
[11:53] ---
    What do you think I am, a barbarian?
[11:55] ---
    I meant, what are they doing in the club room?
[11:57] ---
    They're here so we can play a game, duh!
[12:00] ---
    How the hell did you get that TV in here?
[12:03] ---
    I mean, why bother bringing
    it all the way to school?
[12:07] ---
    This time, it isn't a crap
    game like Monster Hunting,
[12:09] ---
    but one that looked useful to the club,
    so I took the trouble to bring it here.
[12:14] ---
    Be grateful, you pieces of trash.
[12:15] ---
    Silence, Meat. You'll make my coffee go bad.
[12:19] ---
    I never gave you permission
    to use the tea set I brought over!
[12:25] ---
    Sparkling School Life... 7?
[12:28] ---
    Is that one of those so-called "gal games"?
[12:30] ---
    It's a game that's a
    perfect fit for our club, right?
[12:33] ---
    True, it could be good for
    conversation skill practice.
[12:37] ---
    But isn't this aimed at guys?
[12:39] ---
    I'm sure there are games aimed more at girls,
[12:41] ---
    where you try to befriend good-looking men...
[12:43] ---
    Huh? What's the point of
    making friends with guys?
[12:47] ---
    So it's like that, huh?
[12:52] ---
    "Sparkling School Life 7."
[12:52] ---
    "Sparkling School Life 7"
[13:00] ---
    "Start from the beginning"
[13:02] ---
    "Name"
[13:03] ---
    Ka... Ka... Kashi... wazaki...
[13:07] ---
    Hey, Meat! What's the idea of using your name?!
[13:11] ---
    Excuse me?!
[13:11] ---
    Since I'm the public face of this
    club, you should put in my name.
[13:15] ---
    And when exactly did you become
    the face of this club, stupid fox?!
[13:18] ---
    Hey, the main character is a guy,
    so how about using my name?
[13:22] ---
    Forget about it!
[13:22] ---
    The only time you two are in harmony...
[13:25] ---
    Well, Sena's the one who brought the game here,
[13:28] ---
    so shouldn't we use her name?
[13:31] ---
    Fine, whatever.
[13:33] ---
    Kodaka understands.
[13:34] ---
    Let's see, Kashiwazaki Se... Se... Se...
[13:39] ---
    I changed my mind.
[13:43] ---
    There.
[13:44] ---
    For crying out loud! What are you doing, stupid?
[13:46] ---
    "My name is Kashiwazaki Semoponume."
[13:49] ---
    What's "Semoponume"?!
[13:51] ---
    I think it's a nice name.
[13:54] ---
    Why don't you change your real name to that?
[13:56] ---
    After all, the name "Sena" makes me
    sick to my stomach every time I say it.
[14:00] ---
    "Yo, Semoponume!"
[14:04] ---
    "This guy's name is Suzuki Masaru.
    We've been best friends since middle school."
[14:08] ---
    What the hell?! He already has a best friend?!
[14:11] ---
    And he's got the balls to
    say he still wants friends?!
[14:15] ---
    Kodaka, that's a scary look!
[14:17] ---
    Or more like gross!
[14:19] ---
    "The best way to lead
    a fulfilling high school life
[14:21] ---
    is to get cozy with a cute girl!"
[14:24] ---
    You're a player, but you do
    know what you're talking about.
[14:27] ---
    I mean, that's exactly
    the kind of friend I want!
[14:37] ---
    "Nice to meet you. I'm Fujibayashi Akari.
[14:41] ---
    I was nervous about starting at a new school,
[14:44] ---
    but I'm relieved to sit next to such a nice guy.
[14:46] ---
    Let's be friends, okay, Kashiwazaki-kun?"
[14:51] ---
    "1) 'Nice to meet you, Akari-chan!'"
[14:52] ---
    Oh, you choose how the guy answers...
[14:55] ---
    Number 3!
[14:56] ---
    Why 3?!
[14:57] ---
    "3) 'What a pushy broad. Get lost!'"
[14:57] ---
    It's the most unlikely one!
[14:59] ---
    There's no way you can trust a girl
[15:01] ---
    who suddenly starts chatting
    to some guy she doesn't know
[15:03] ---
    on the first day of school!
[15:05] ---
    Yep. I'm sure she says the same
    exact thing to all of the guys in class.
[15:10] ---
    Aw, come on. She looks
    like a serious girl, doesn't she?
[15:14] ---
    That's what she looks like
    now, but she's really a bitch.
[15:17] ---
    There's one in every class.
[15:19] ---
    A girl who looks pure and innocent,
[15:21] ---
    but is actually running
    around with all the guys.
[15:23] ---
    There's someone like that in our class?
[15:25] ---
    I'm sure.
[15:26] ---
    It says on the Net that high school girls are all bitches these days.
[15:30] ---
    You're one of those
    "high school girls these days," too...
[15:33] ---
    Okay, so we agree on number 3.
[15:37] ---
    "What a pushy broad. Get lost!"
[15:40] ---
    "S-Sorry, Kashiwazaki-kun.
[15:43] ---
    As it is our first time meeting,
    I may have been too forward...
[15:47] ---
    I'll be more careful from now on,
    so I hope you're not mad at me."
[15:53] ---
    I'm sorry, Fujibayashi-san.
[15:57] ---
    Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[16:02] ---
    So it looks like you choose your actions,
[16:05] ---
    and if you meet the right parameters,
    you'll encounter girls, right?
[16:07] ---
    It's a rough world for guys
[16:09] ---
    who don't even have enough
    merit to go out with a girl.
[16:12] ---
    Just like reality.
[16:14] ---
    Anyway, having low test
    scores is out of the question.
[16:17] ---
    Let's start with having him study.
[16:19] ---
    Good idea. I hate guys
    who are cerebrally challenged.
[16:24] ---
    The more he studies, the smarter he gets?
[16:27] ---
    How stupid was this guy at the beginning?
[16:30] ---
    Well, it is a game...
[16:33] ---
    Somebody's here.
[16:38] ---
    "Oh, sorry..."
[16:41] ---
    "2) Say 'I had this book first!, '
    take it, and walk away."
[16:42] ---
    Another choice?
[16:44] ---
    I'm sure they'll go with 2...
[16:46] ---
    Which one are you gonna do?
[16:47] ---
    1!
[16:50] ---
    Why?!
[16:50] ---
    Instead of reading books, you'd better
    use your time to study, Semoponume.
[16:54] ---
    I'm aiming for a 200 in
    academic ability by the next test,
[16:58] ---
    so don't you slack off, trash!
[17:00] ---
    Of course...
[17:04] ---
    "No, I'm sorry."
[17:07] ---
    "Thank you!
[17:09] ---
    Um, if you don't mind, may I have your name?"
[17:13] ---
    "Sure. I'm Kashiwazaki
    Semoponume from class D."
[17:18] ---
    "Kashiwazaki Semoponume-san...
[17:20] ---
    That's a nice name."
[17:22] ---
    What terrible taste...
[17:24] ---
    It's scary...
[17:26] ---
    "You are now able to ask
    Nagata Yukiko out on a date."
[17:28] ---
    For now, I'm thinking of
    being friends with this girl.
[17:31] ---
    Do you have a problem with that?
[17:32] ---
    She's a lot better than that Fujibayashi bitch.
[17:35] ---
    Go ahead.
[17:52] ---
    "Yukiko..."
[17:56] ---
    "Yes?"
[17:59] ---
    This girl is so cute!
[18:00] ---
    Really cute!
[18:02] ---
    There's nothing better
    than having a girl adore you!
[18:06] ---
    She's actually a nice girl.
[18:27] ---
    "Yukiko. Let's walk home together."
[18:31] ---
    "No."
[18:33] ---
    "I'm sorry!"
[18:37] ---
    W-Why?! What's wrong, Yukiko?
[18:40] ---
    I guess this was the reason
    Nagata Yukiko suddenly became cold...
[18:44] ---
    What do you mean?!
[18:45] ---
    Every time you meet Fujibayashi-san,
    you've treated her like dirt, right?
[18:49] ---
    When one girl hates you,
    she spreads unfavorable rumors
[18:52] ---
    which cause a chain reaction,
[18:54] ---
    making all the other girls
    get a bad impression of you.
[18:56] ---
    In other words, Yukiko
    doesn't like me anymore
[18:58] ---
    because Fujibayashi has been going around
[19:00] ---
    bad-mouthing me all over the school, huh?!
[19:03] ---
    That rotten bitch!
[19:04] ---
    I don't think that's how it happened...
[19:06] ---
    It says here, "If you get a bad reputation,
    quickly apologize and make up."
[19:10] ---
    Huh?! Why do I have to
    apologize to that frickin' bitch?!
[19:15] ---
    "Make up," my ass! I don't remember
    ever being on friendly terms with that sow!
[19:19] ---
    I agree!
[19:21] ---
    It's not our fault!
[19:23] ---
    By no means should we bow
    down to that stupid woman
[19:26] ---
    who started talking to us
    and got hurt on her own!
[19:29] ---
    We agree, huh?
[19:31] ---
    I'm definitely not caving on this one.
[19:33] ---
    And I'm sure Yukiko will understand
    that it's all a misunderstanding!
[19:38] ---
    Yeah!
[19:39] ---
    "1) Give up on Yukiko."
    "2) Believe in Yukiko!"
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    Yukiko, I...
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    I'm sorry!
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    Goodbye!
[19:57] ---
    Wait!
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    I-I had faith in Yukiko...
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    Seriously? How emotionally
    involved is she in this game?
[20:20] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[20:22] ---
    I'm gonna kill Fujibayashi Akari!
[20:27] ---
    A-Are you okay?
[20:29] ---
    Yukiko!!
[20:37] ---
    Good morning!
[20:41] ---
    Kodaka! Kodaka!
[20:43] ---
    Over here!
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    Here!
[20:54] ---
    I'm letting you borrow that,
    so use it as soon as you get home!
[20:57] ---
    The third-year event with
    Fujibayashi Akari is especially moving!
[21:02] ---
    You're the one who kept calling
    Fujibayashi Akari a bitch and a sow yesterday!
[21:07] ---
    Don't talk like that about Akari!
[21:09] ---
    Huh?
[21:10] ---
    Listen, Akari has been all on her own
    since she lost both her parents as a kid.
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    She's been through a lot!
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    And yet, she doesn't hold
    a grudge against the world,
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    but shares a warm smile with everyone.
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    Is that right?
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    Also! Make sure you capture Yukiko!
[21:26] ---
    Actually, Aina, Miho, Natsumi, Mizuki, Karen...
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    They're all good girls!
[21:32] ---
    After going home yesterday,
    you conquered all of them?!
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    Of course!
[21:36] ---
    You'd definitely better watch
    the endings of all of them, too!
[21:39] ---
    Got it?!
[21:41] ---
    Well, I'll try it, if I'm in the mood...
[21:44] ---
    Not good enough! Do it,
    whether you're in the mood or not!
[21:47] ---
    It's your duty.
[21:49] ---
    Sparkling School is a work
    that all people should play!
[21:52] ---
    It's not just a game!
[21:54] ---
    In a word, it's...
[21:56] ---
    ...life, I suppose.
[22:00] ---
    Oh, no! Class is gonna start!
[22:06] ---
    You'd better do it!
[22:09] ---
    Uh oh!
[22:12] ---
    Neighbors Club Record:
[22:14] ---
    Sena became friends with seven girls.
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    Two-dimensional girls...
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    Aa, nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
[22:42] ---
    Ima sara docchi datte ikkedo... tomodachi zukuri
[22:46] ---
    Hitori sabishii yatsu da to
    sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru
[22:52] ---
    De, uwattsura dake atsumattara...
[22:55] ---
    Sore de ii to omotte iru uchi ni~
[22:58] ---
    Are yo are yo to toujou, sorotte
[23:02] ---
    Hatenkou na yatsura ni
[23:04] ---
    Maipeesu midasarete yuku
[23:07] ---
    Atama kuru! Toku ni nikukkuki niku!
[23:09] ---
    Watashi no mune, hisoka
    ni asette yuujou fudan kimi de
[23:14] ---
    My heart tsutaerarenai
[23:17] ---
    Zannen na no wa watashi na no ka?
[23:20] ---
    Moya moya wo kakiwake Today!
[23:34] ---
    Okizari ni sareta otome
    gokoro ano hi kara kuyande iru
[23:41] ---
    Hayaku mitsuke dashite, maigo no kokoro
[23:51] ---
    Meat, did you know?
[23:52] ---
    If you clear a "gal game"
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    in the middle of the night,
    you'll be brainwashed by it.
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    Seriously?!
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    People whose brainwaves
    are controlled by gal games
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    lose their normal sense of judgment
[24:02] ---
    and aren't able to make any friends, it's said!
[24:04] ---
    Stop it!
[24:04] ---
    On top of that, their hair
    turns a stupid blond color,
[24:06] ---
    the fat around their chest
    increases, and they turn into cows!
[24:09] ---
    Is that true?!
[24:11] ---
    Of course it's a lie!
[24:12] ---
    Yozora, you're an idiot!
[24:13] ---
    You're the idiot!
[24:15] ---
    Next time: "There are No
    Flags at the Swimming Pool."
[24:15] ---
    "Next time: There are No
    Flags at the Swimming Pool."
[24:17] ---
    Why "pool"?