19 - Unbreakable Strange-Girl
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[00:12] ---
Hey, Kodaka...
[00:13] ---
What is it?
[00:15] ---
What was Yozora doing in
your dream of ten years ago?
[00:21] ---
Um, wh-what are you talking about?
[00:24] ---
Kodaka-sempai, you were shouting
"Yozora! Yozora!" in your sleep.
[00:30] ---
Seriously?!
[00:33] ---
There's nothing strange about me
appearing in his dream of the past.
[00:37] ---
We were childhood playmates.
[00:41] ---
P-Playmates? You and Kodaka?
[00:45] ---
That's right.
[00:46] ---
Until Kodaka left this city ten
years ago, we often played together.
[00:52] ---
We were what people call "playmates"...
[00:54] ---
No, we were "friends."
[00:57] ---
Frie...
[00:58] ---
...nds?
[01:00] ---
Wh-Why didn't you say anything?!
[01:03] ---
No point in going around spreading the story.
[01:06] ---
"A long time ago, Kodaka
and I were friends."
[01:08] ---
That's all there is to it.
[01:11] ---
Rika did have some inkling, but...
Friends... Former friends, eh?
[01:18] ---
Friends...
[01:39] ---
Be My Friend
[01:40] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[01:43] ---
Be My Side
[01:44] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[01:46] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[01:50] ---
Sono te ni datte todokisou sa
[01:58] ---
"Haganai NEXT"
[01:59] ---
Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi
[02:04] ---
Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da
[02:12] ---
Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa
[02:19] ---
Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou
[02:26] ---
Be My Friend
[02:27] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[02:29] ---
Be My Side
[02:30] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[02:32] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[02:37] ---
Te wo toreru you ni
[02:39] ---
Be My Friend
[02:40] ---
Miagete bakari datte
[02:42] ---
Be My Side
[02:43] ---
Akogareteru ima mo
[02:46] ---
Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou
[02:50] ---
Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
[02:57] ---
"Unbreakable Strange-Girl"
[03:11] ---
Anybody else have comments?
[03:17] ---
It's just like normal...
[03:20] ---
Okay, then our contribution to the school
festival is officially a maid café!
[03:26] ---
Come to think of it, we have a
school festival coming up, huh?
[03:30] ---
Kodaka, you just stepped on a land mine.
[03:34] ---
Land mine?
[03:35] ---
Never mind. There's no "school festival."
[03:39] ---
I don't even know what those words mean.
[03:41] ---
Come on, you know our school has festivals!
[03:44] ---
Kodaka.
[03:46] ---
A school festival is an event of,
by, and for people with real lives!
[03:53] ---
Truer words.
[03:54] ---
You get it now?
[03:55] ---
Yeah... I guess it doesn't have
anything to do with us, huh?
[04:00] ---
Hey!
[04:01] ---
Don't lump us all in with you.
[04:04] ---
Kodaka the transfer student
might not know this,
[04:06] ---
but I played a big part
in last year's festivals!
[04:09] ---
Ah, Rika saw Sena-sempai last year!
[04:13] ---
She watched the festivals
from the guest seating,
[04:15] ---
on the President's invitation.
[04:17] ---
Okay, then you explain to them
my magnificent performance!
[04:21] ---
Right... You were in many competitions
in the Athletics Festival.
[04:25] ---
Yeah! Like the 200-meter dash!
[04:28] ---
And the scavenger hunt race!
[04:29] ---
And the obstacle course!
[04:31] ---
And the bread-eating race, and the
marathon, and the mock cavalry battle!
[04:36] ---
I entered every singles event and
won first place in all of them!
[04:40] ---
That's impressive!
[04:42] ---
And I did the Culture Festival
too, not just Athletics!
[04:46] ---
Ah, yes, the class play.
[04:48] ---
Sena-sempai cut down the
villains with her sword.
[04:51] ---
Right, right! I was the lead!
[04:54] ---
You were the one person more into it
than everyone else for both festivals,
[04:58] ---
and it turned other people off.
[05:00] ---
What?! B-But the audiences
were really into me!
[05:03] ---
True, all the running and
jumping made your boobs jiggle,
[05:08] ---
so the guys definitely loved it.
[05:10] ---
And they saw your panties
during the play, too.
[05:14] ---
S-So they weren't really mesmerized
by my super-brilliant performance?!
[05:18] ---
Sounds like you made a rather
tragic showing. Very Meat-like.
[05:23] ---
You are truly the saddest of sad cases.
[05:25] ---
Don't call me that!
[05:28] ---
All we can do is quietly let the
happy people have their fun.
[05:34] ---
S-So, Kodaka...
[05:37] ---
Will... will you spend that day with--
[05:39] ---
I know! The Neighbors Club can present
something in the Culture Festival!
[05:44] ---
Meeeeaaat...
[05:46] ---
What? Times like this always end
up with the club doing something!
[05:51] ---
She's right, that is the formula.
[05:53] ---
Okay, let's practice for when we'll
need to do something with friends
[05:58] ---
for festivals in the future!
[05:59] ---
That settles it!
[06:00] ---
Hey, wai--
[06:01] ---
Rika has no objections.
[06:02] ---
No, look--
[06:04] ---
Aniki's wish is my command.
[06:06] ---
K-Kodaka!
[06:09] ---
What's wrong, Yozora?
[06:10] ---
Hmph! Nothing!
[06:12] ---
You're a moron, Kodaka!
[06:15] ---
Very well! The Neighbors Club will
participate in this year's Culture Festival.
[06:19] ---
We shall cast those real-lifers
enjoying the festival into hell!
[06:24] ---
Yeah!
[06:25] ---
Understood.
[06:27] ---
Naturally!
[06:28] ---
Look, we really shouldn't
cast them into hell.
[06:32] ---
Now, as for what we should contribute...
[06:32] ---
"Decide-What-to-Do-at-Culture-Festival
Meeting"
[06:36] ---
How about a maid café?
[06:37] ---
Die.
[06:37] ---
Why'd you shoot that down?!
[06:39] ---
Maid cafés are the easy
path to festival victory!
[06:42] ---
Thoughtless fool!
[06:43] ---
Is it not obvious that I could
never wait on customers?!
[06:48] ---
Yeah, there's no way
Yozora could manage that.
[06:51] ---
Especially not as a maid.
[06:54] ---
I just pictured Yozora in a maid
outfit waiting on customers,
[06:58] ---
and it was the funniest thing ever!
[07:00] ---
That's some gag! Bwa ha!
[07:03] ---
T-True, I can't do customer
service--but neither can any of you!
[07:09] ---
Hey, I can manage that much!
[07:12] ---
Not that I've got experience...
[07:14] ---
If Kodaka tried that, all the
customers would run away!
[07:18] ---
They would not! Not if I acted pleasant!
[07:21] ---
Kodaka-sempai, acting pleasant?
[07:24] ---
Fine, what about you?!
[07:26] ---
Can you do customer service?!
[07:29] ---
We cannot have you underestimating
genius inventor Shiguma Rika!
[07:33] ---
Yozora-sempai, do you have the maid
costume Yukimura-kun wore here?
[07:37] ---
Y-Yes, I do.
[07:45] ---
Rika might as well wear the maid
outfit to put this into practice.
[07:49] ---
Rika will change clothes, so
close your eyes, Kodaka-sempai.
[07:52] ---
R-Right.
[07:57] ---
You can open your eyes.
[08:06] ---
Your face tells me you've simply
acknowledged Rika is wearing maid clothes,
[08:10] ---
and have no comments in particular.
[08:13] ---
Wow. How did you just read my mind?
[08:16] ---
Moron! You're a moron, Kodaka-sempai!
[08:18] ---
And you actually kept your
eyes closed the whole time!
[08:21] ---
You were supposed to sneak a peek!
[08:24] ---
Why?
[08:25] ---
"Why," he says.
[08:26] ---
Never mind, you pudding-headed imbecile!
[08:29] ---
Get your ass out of this
room and come back in again!
[08:34] ---
You've really got a foul mouth lately.
[08:40] ---
You pudding-headed dickwad!
[08:43] ---
What the heck was that for?!
[08:45] ---
Just sit down in your
chair, you fucking clod!
[08:50] ---
Again?!
[08:50] ---
So you understand that you're being kicked,
[08:51] ---
but not that you're being told to "sit"?!
[08:54] ---
You're a stupid, poorly trained mutt!
[08:57] ---
Rika seriously questions whether there
are brains in that head of yours,
[09:01] ---
which by the way is the color of her
poop after she eats keema curry!
[09:06] ---
You can't get away with whatever you
want just by talking tsundere-style!
[09:10] ---
Hmph, Rika says!
[09:12] ---
Jeez...
[09:13] ---
Who gave you permission
to sit in a people chair?!
[09:18] ---
Where the hell do you want me to sit, then?!
[09:20] ---
There's a chair right there!
One invisible to idiots!
[09:28] ---
Now, I didn't bring this for you, got it?
[09:32] ---
And the coffee is 980 yen, got it?
[09:36] ---
I can't believe you're charging
me for coffee I didn't even order.
[09:39] ---
And it's expensive...
[09:41] ---
Whatever, just take off your pants
[09:43] ---
and pathetically humiliate yourself
in public by exposing your privates
[09:46] ---
as you enjoy the diabolical combo of
coffee aroma and your own crotch stink!
[09:50] ---
You perverted worm. Hmph!
[09:53] ---
P-Please, I'm begging you, no more.
[09:58] ---
You can come back again, though, got it?
[10:01] ---
Not on your life!
[10:05] ---
So, how did you like Rika's "tsundere maid"?
[10:08] ---
Tsundere my ass! My heart
was starting to break!
[10:11] ---
That's strange... Rika thought this
wait style would get people hooked.
[10:14] ---
That unlikely hypothesis aside,
this could be a direction to go in.
[10:19] ---
No, it really couldn't!
[10:20] ---
What did you think, Yukimura-kun?
[10:23] ---
I'm afraid your skills are still immature.
[10:26] ---
So, as a former maid, do you by any
chance know the essence of the Maid Way?
[10:31] ---
Yes. The essence of the Maid Way...
[10:36] ---
...is a spirit of fidelity to Aniki!
[10:40] ---
W-Well then, let's see Meat's
customer service skills next.
[10:44] ---
What? Me, too?
[10:46] ---
Wh-Why not? I'd love to see it, Sena-sempai!
[10:51] ---
Oh, all right.
[10:54] ---
Okay, Kodaka! I'm changing,
so go out in the hallway!
[10:57] ---
I can't just close my eyes?
[10:59] ---
Of course not!
[11:00] ---
I-I mean, we've already got
two strikes on our record...
[11:03] ---
Hmm? What?
[11:05] ---
Never mind, just get out!
[11:09] ---
What's with her?
[11:14] ---
Okay, Kodaka!
[11:18] ---
Welcome home, Master.
[11:22] ---
Th-That looks tight...
[11:25] ---
Don't stare at me!
[11:27] ---
I'm surprised you guys managed
to put on something this tight.
[11:32] ---
Fuck.
[11:34] ---
American porn...
[11:35] ---
You sow...
[11:38] ---
What would you like to order?
[11:40] ---
We have special maid sandwiches,
[11:42] ---
special maid cakes, special maid
tea, and special maid coffee.
[11:49] ---
Okay, I'll have coffee...
[11:51] ---
Coming right up, my master!
[11:58] ---
What's with you? Why can you do this?!
[12:01] ---
I-It's not that weird!
[12:04] ---
I'm, um... Oh! I'm just copying Stella!
[12:08] ---
Oho. So it's because you have a
professional butler nearby, then?
[12:12] ---
Yes! That's right!
[12:14] ---
Why would watching a butler work give
you the ability to be a café girl?
[12:19] ---
Copying or not, I'm impressed!
[12:22] ---
A-Aw, stop it!
[12:23] ---
Oh, right, I have to do a
spell to make it taste better!
[12:27] ---
A spell?
[12:29] ---
Taaaaaste good! Moe, moe, oh!
[12:35] ---
H-Huh?
[12:37] ---
Meat.
[12:38] ---
Y-Yes, Master?
[12:43] ---
Meat.
[12:46] ---
Meeaaat...
[12:51] ---
I-I do not visit maid cafés
whenever I'm not in school, okay?!
[13:00] ---
Okay, maid cafés are off the table.
[13:05] ---
Well, I'm going home.
[13:07] ---
Okay.
[13:15] ---
Oh, right...
[13:18] ---
Yozora, I wanted to ask you--
[13:24] ---
I-It's not...
[13:25] ---
I-I have reasons! I mean... Um... You see...
[13:30] ---
Hey, wait--!
[13:33] ---
"BL de Fan-Comic"
[13:41] ---
Sorry, everybody with AB blood--today
is a very unlucky day for you!
[13:45] ---
Make sure you're careful, so you
don't end up hurting your friends.
[13:51] ---
Like I have any friends...
[13:53] ---
Oh, Kobato, do you have
make-up classes today?
[13:57] ---
Today my long two-week
ordeal comes to its end.
[14:02] ---
That's nice.
[14:04] ---
Next time don't fail any classes.
[14:07] ---
Mm-hmm.
[14:08] ---
"St. Chronica's Academy Festival"
[14:10] ---
"Decide-What-to-Do-at-Culture-Festival
Meeting"
[14:11] ---
Let's see... How about
a fortune-telling booth?
[14:15] ---
Do you actually believe in that stuff?
[14:18] ---
Not personally, but don't lots of people
like getting their fortunes told?
[14:23] ---
Especially high school girls.
[14:25] ---
I don't buy into any of that stuff.
[14:27] ---
After all, I've been chosen by God!
[14:31] ---
Every day is my lucky day!
[14:35] ---
That's exactly right, Meat.
[14:38] ---
Every day is your lucky day.
[14:40] ---
Yozora...
[14:42] ---
So you admit it!
[14:44] ---
Yes, every day is your lucky one.
[14:46] ---
Which means you've hit your luck ceiling.
[14:48] ---
There's nowhere to go from here.
[14:50] ---
You'll never make friends,
[14:52] ---
your female classmates
will hate and shun you,
[14:55] ---
and you'll always be alone in gym class.
[14:58] ---
When people pair up for cooking
practice or class trips,
[15:01] ---
someone will always say, "Kashiwazaki-san,
why don't you pair with a boy? Bwahahaha,"
[15:04] ---
ruining your memories.
[15:06] ---
Yes, your current circumstances are the
most happiness life will allow you!
[15:11] ---
H-How could you say that?!
[15:13] ---
Sena-sempai, keep doing
your best in life, okay?
[15:16] ---
I feel sorry for Sena-anego.
[15:19] ---
Not you, too!
[15:22] ---
Do your best!
[15:24] ---
Still, the fortune-telling idea isn't bad.
[15:27] ---
Do you believe in fortune-telling, Yozora?
[15:30] ---
Of course not.
[15:32] ---
For three months in middle school,
[15:35] ---
each day I checked every fortune I could,
[15:37] ---
on TV, in newspapers, in
magazines, everywhere,
[15:40] ---
and also recorded in detail everything
that happened to me that day.
[15:43] ---
Then I objectively assessed my luck,
[15:47] ---
tallied it against all the fortunes,
and collected the statistics.
[15:50] ---
Not a single fortune had an
accuracy rate higher than 7%.
[15:55] ---
Therefore, I decided not to
believe in fortune-telling!
[15:58] ---
When you go that far, you
actually seem fortune-obsessed.
[16:02] ---
More like, are you still agreeing
to the booth after all that?
[16:07] ---
All we have to do is make
up a bunch of random crap,
[16:11] ---
and we can fleece real-lifers unintelligent
enough to take fortune-telling seriously.
[16:16] ---
What business could be pleasanter?
[16:18] ---
Cruel...
[16:20] ---
You're a real witch, aren't you?
[16:22] ---
You are way extreme.
[16:25] ---
Meat. I'll read *your
*fortune as an experiment.
[16:29] ---
M-Me?!
[16:35] ---
Yes, I see it.
[16:38] ---
S-See what?
[16:39] ---
Something is troubling
thee right now, is it not?
[16:43] ---
Huh? Troubling me?
[16:44] ---
"Thee"?
[16:45] ---
Something to do with thy relationships.
[16:49] ---
Relationships? N-Now that you mention it...
[16:52] ---
I thought so.
[16:54] ---
Thou art giving off a faint purple mist.
[16:59] ---
This symbolizeth unease.
[17:01] ---
I can tell from the shape of the mist
that relationships are the root.
[17:05] ---
Wow, you're totally right!
[17:07] ---
I see and know all.
[17:10] ---
Yes, thou generally thinkest
in a positive manner,
[17:15] ---
but occasionally thou feelest
regret, dost thou not?
[17:17] ---
You can tell?!
[17:19] ---
Sena-sempai...
[17:21] ---
Thou also hast certain gifts
beyond what others have,
[17:26] ---
yet I warrant that thou art often vexed
[17:28] ---
at not being able to fully express them.
[17:31] ---
Though thou hast an optimistic side,
[17:34] ---
sometimes thou waverest about thy
actions and decisions, growing worried.
[17:39] ---
And while thou art fundamentally cheerful,
[17:42] ---
thou also hast a lonely side.
[17:45] ---
Why? Why do you know that?!
[17:48] ---
Hey, what's the name for
this kind of thing, again?
[17:52] ---
The "Barnum effect."
[17:54] ---
"Something about your
friendships is troubling"
[17:54] ---
It's a phenomenon where the subject,
[17:55] ---
"You appear confident, but harbor unease"
[17:56] ---
when told general things
[17:57] ---
"You have little troubles
in your school life"
[17:58] ---
that could apply to anyone,
[17:58] ---
"You've been worried about your weight"
[17:59] ---
takes them to be an accurate
personal diagnosis.
[18:00] ---
"Do you think you're a romantic?"
[18:01] ---
"Are you waiting for a fateful encounter?"
[18:03] ---
Wow, you're dead-on!
[18:05] ---
I didn't realize you understood
me so well, Yozora.
[18:09] ---
Aw, that makes me a little happy...
[18:13] ---
She fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
[18:15] ---
Yep.
[18:16] ---
I'm willing to tell thee
a way to improve the life
[18:19] ---
of a sweet yet awkward person like thyself.
[18:23] ---
Really?! Tell me, tell me!
[18:25] ---
Tonight at midnight on the dot,
[18:28] ---
go to the roof and balance
a bowl of water on thy head,
[18:31] ---
turning around three times
while giving an eerie shriek,
[18:34] ---
and then shout "Sexy Beam!" loud
enough for the whole house to hear.
[18:39] ---
If the water doth not spill, thou
shalt attain the moon's blessing,
[18:42] ---
and thy life shall be
visited by great fortune!
[18:47] ---
Got it! Thanks, Yozora!
I've been wrong about you!
[18:52] ---
I-I... wish for... thy... happiness...
[19:09] ---
Sena?
[19:09] ---
"Daddy spanked me so hard... But I
don't mind, if it's for my happiness!"
[19:16] ---
Sexy Beam!
[19:18] ---
Don't tell me she actually did it?!
[19:22] ---
"Google 'Barnum effect.'"
[19:26] ---
Yooozooooraaaaa!
[19:31] ---
What do you want, Meat?
[19:32] ---
Don't--
[19:37] ---
Don't "what do you want"
me, you rotten vixen!
[19:40] ---
How dare you trick me!
[19:41] ---
Trick you? Whatever do you mean?
[19:44] ---
That fortune-telling yesterday!
[19:45] ---
You made up that awful lie, and I... I...
[19:50] ---
Hey, don't feel so down.
[19:53] ---
The President yells at you for
dumb stuff you do all the ti--
[19:57] ---
That's not the issue!
[19:58] ---
Yesterday I actually felt... kind of happy...
[20:04] ---
You're just... you're really just...
[20:10] ---
Moron! Moron, moron, moron!
[20:14] ---
You're a moron, Yozora!
[20:22] ---
Come on, how about we
all go to the club room?
[20:27] ---
Hiya...
[20:30] ---
I've been waiting for you, my other half.
[20:32] ---
Hi, Koba--
[20:33] ---
Kobato-chan's here!
[20:35] ---
Yay! Long time no see, Kobato-chan!
[20:38] ---
So, why are you here today, huh?
[20:41] ---
Oh, Kobato-chan, you're a total angel!
[20:45] ---
Your angelic-ness is the best in the world!
[20:47] ---
Bro!
[20:48] ---
Ow...
[20:53] ---
What is it, Kodaka?
[20:54] ---
Nah, never mind.
[20:57] ---
I'm so lucky today, getting
to see you, Kobato-chan!
[21:00] ---
It seems good fortune has visited you.
[21:04] ---
You're right! I really have
been visited by good fortune!
[21:06] ---
I've been visited by Kobato-chan!
[21:10] ---
Look, she's just back in the club because
her make-up classes are over, okay?
[21:15] ---
Y-Yes, you're right.
[21:18] ---
It's got nothing to do
with Yozora's fake magic.
[21:21] ---
How can you be so sure?
[21:24] ---
You're really unlikable, you know that?
[21:26] ---
B-But, well, I'll forgive you this
time, in deference to Kobato-chan.
[21:31] ---
Hmph! Don't get a big head, Spoiled Meat.
[21:40] ---
Welcome back, Kobato.
[21:45] ---
So, are we doing the fortune-telling
booth for the festival, then?
[21:50] ---
Rika brought reference books, just in case.
[21:55] ---
I suppose we'll defer the
fortune-telling decision.
[21:57] ---
Yeah.
[21:59] ---
"Feudal Generals Fortune-Telling"
[22:02] ---
"Birthday Fortune-Telling"...
[22:04] ---
Come to think of it, Kobato's
birthday is next week, huh?
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Kobato-chan's birthday?!
[22:09] ---
Y-Yeah... October 18th...
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Then we have to celebrate!
[22:14] ---
We're giving Kobato-chan a birthday party!
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Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
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Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
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Nani wo shinjitara ii?
[22:53] ---
Fuantei sugiru sekai de
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Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
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Nakusu no ga kowakute
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Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
[23:09] ---
Torikago de agaiteta hibi
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Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa
[23:18] ---
Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
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Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da
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Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara
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Kitto ima nara daijoubu
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Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
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At last I have returned victorious
from my long and brutal death match!
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'Grats on finishing the make-up
work. Now study every day
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so you don't fail the next exam!
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I-I only failed that one because the
akashic records happened to malfunction.
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Do--your--studying!
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Okay.
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Next time: "He's My Brother,
But As Long As There's Love,
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It Doesn't Matter If He
Gets More Sisters, Right?"
[24:16] ---
I-It does too matter, jerk!
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