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8 - School Swimsuits Don't Appear

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[00:11] ---
    So last weekend, we went
    swimming together, which was fine, but...
[00:19] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[00:21] ---
    No problem!
[00:27] ---
    Let's go together, okay?
[00:28] ---
    All right, let's say next Sunday.
[00:34] ---
    The season of happy kids...
[00:38] ---
    I'm home...
[00:40] ---
    --Hot out there...
[00:40] ---
    --Raysis! Wait!
[00:44] ---
    What's wrong, Guernica? Fight back!
[00:45] ---
    Raysis, why?
[00:47] ---
    --Why, you ask? That's a silly question.
[00:47] ---
    --Kobato, you're not using
    the air conditioner?
[00:50] ---
    Raysis!
[00:51] ---
    Bro...
[01:08] ---
    WANAWANA
[01:09] ---
    Gutto Good hajiketeru
[01:11] ---
    Angai nandai hamatten jan
[01:13] ---
    Hito mishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!
[01:17] ---
    Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[01:26] ---
    "Haganai"
[01:29] ---
    Kuuru ni miete, jitsu wa chou sabishii
[01:32] ---
    (Mosou nara bai, bai, bai
    Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)

[01:36] ---
    Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai
[01:39] ---
    (Riajuu kara tooi, tooi, tooi?
    Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)

[01:43] ---
    Zannen doushi de atsumattara
[01:50] ---
    Ah- yosou ga dekinai
[01:52] ---
    Tenkai no jirai wo funda!
[01:59] ---
    SOWASOWA
[01:59] ---
    Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:01] ---
    Koukai hyakkai shitakunaitte
[02:03] ---
    Tsumannai puraido nante
    sutekicchatte furikicchatte

[02:06] ---
    Zannen kannen shite mitara,
    angai nandai hamatten jan

[02:10] ---
    Butsukatte, dogimagi atte, mitsukeyou!
[02:15] ---
    Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[02:19] ---
    Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:22] ---
    You! Sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:26] ---
    Yes! Doudai? Doudai, sokontoko
[02:30] ---
    Here it comes!
[02:30] ---
    "School Swimsuits Don't Appear"
[02:34] ---
    Okay, I'm back.
[02:37] ---
    Did you buy a new A/C?!
[02:39] ---
    Yeah, but they won't come to
    install it for another three days.
[02:42] ---
    Th-Three days?!
[02:45] ---
    Honestly, humans are worthless...
[02:49] ---
    How interesting...
[02:51] ---
    Then, for the time being,
[02:53] ---
    shall we make merry at
    this purgatorial feast?
[02:59] ---
    My name is Raysis Vi Felicity Sumeragi!
[03:03] ---
    Even if I were to be surrounded
    by 20-million-degree flames,
[03:06] ---
    I would still be the great King of
    the Night, as hale and hearty as ever...
[03:10] ---
    Why don't you put on something lighter?
[03:13] ---
    This dress embodies my powers of darkness.
[03:16] ---
    I can't just change into something else.
[03:19] ---
    All right, whatever. Want some barley tea?
[03:24] ---
    Have I seen this before?
[03:27] ---
    Oh. Yesterday's recording...
[03:30] ---
    Here.
[03:34] ---
    I never thought I would be
    backed into a corner like this...
[03:37] ---
    Gaze upon my true form!
[03:40] ---
    Releasing binding spell!
[03:42] ---
    Unleashing magic power!
[03:51] ---
    This is my true form!
[03:54] ---
    Your... true form?!
[04:02] ---
    So the conclusion is next week, huh?
[04:08] ---
    Let's Go!
[04:11] ---
    Bro!
[04:13] ---
    R-Releasing b-binding spell!
[04:23] ---
    Watch me!
[04:33] ---
    Put everything you took off in the washer.
[04:36] ---
    Right!
[04:40] ---
    All right!
[04:41] ---
    U-Unleashing magic power!
[04:49] ---
    This is my true form!
[04:53] ---
    A ripoff?
[04:54] ---
    It's not a ripoff!
[04:57] ---
    I didn't want it to be necessary
    to unleash my true power...
[05:01] ---
    Chalk it up to an annoying season of hell,
[05:04] ---
    I suppose...
[05:06] ---
    Well, that's fine with me, but...
[05:09] ---
    Oh, Kobato, I'm heading out to the club.
[05:13] ---
    Do you wanna go with?
[05:15] ---
    You can go out wearing that, right?
[05:17] ---
    And the club's got a
    working air conditioner...
[05:19] ---
    I'll go!
[05:21] ---
    Kobato...
[05:23] ---
    Those are your clothes from
    elementary school, aren't they?
[05:26] ---
    That you can wear them with no problem
    even as a 2nd-year middle school student
[05:29] ---
    maybe means you're not growing...?
[05:32] ---
    W-W-What should I do, Bro?!
[05:35] ---
    I'm not getting any bigger?!
[05:43] ---
    N-Now that I think about it,
[05:45] ---
    as a member of the Night Tribe, I am eternal.
[05:49] ---
    My body will never get
    discrepant or ugly with age.
[05:53] ---
    I see...
[05:56] ---
    I'm glad you won't get discrepant.
[06:00] ---
    Yep.
[06:03] ---
    It's "get decrepit," Kobato.
[06:11] ---
    Hi.
[06:12] ---
    You're late!
[06:13] ---
    Welcome back, Aniki.
[06:16] ---
    Big Brother!
[06:17] ---
    Hey, long time no see!
[06:18] ---
    Listen to this! Today,
    Yukimura got me sushi for lunch!
[06:23] ---
    And yesterday I had steak!
    Yukimura is a good guy!
[06:26] ---
    Wha...? Sushi? Stea--
[06:28] ---
    Since you ordered me to
    give Maria food that tastes good,
[06:32] ---
    I've been preparing lunches
    for her with all my heart and soul.
[06:36] ---
    S-Sure, I said that, but
    you're going overboard!
[06:40] ---
    When you force-fed me that weird medicine,
[06:42] ---
    I swore to God that I would
    "chop something off of that homo"!
[06:46] ---
    But now, it's different!
[06:47] ---
    Thank you, Yukimura!
[06:49] ---
    Please thank Aniki.
[06:51] ---
    Thank you! I love you, Big Brother!
[06:56] ---
    Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
[06:59] ---
    I hope my bro hates you,
    getting fattened up like a pig!
[07:03] ---
    W-What was that?!
[07:07] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[07:08] ---
    I'm Bro's little sister!
[07:13] ---
    Kobato-chan!
[07:14] ---
    You're that vampire?! You fooled me!
[07:17] ---
    Despised incarnation of darkness!
[07:19] ---
    --Begone! Begone! Begone!
[07:20] ---
    --Ow! Ow!
[07:21] ---
    Why, you...!
[07:23] ---
    A vampire bit me!
[07:24] ---
    Why would you bite me?! Dummy! Dummy!
[07:27] ---
    Of course she bit you.
[07:30] ---
    That's what vampires do.
[07:31] ---
    That's what you get, tool of God!
[07:34] ---
    Those who are bitten by
    vampires become kin to the vampires!
[07:39] ---
    I-Is that true, Big Brother?!
[07:41] ---
    I have heard that before.
[07:45] ---
    I'm gonna turn into a vampire!
[07:48] ---
    Maria? I've heard if you bathe in the
    sun's rays right after getting bitten,
[07:52] ---
    you won't become a vampire.
[07:55] ---
    Really?!
[07:55] ---
    It's true.
[07:56] ---
    Although it won't work if you wear
    clothes. You have to be totally naked.
[08:00] ---
    Got it! Thank you, Yozora!
[08:06] ---
    You're evil...
[08:07] ---
    She really is a moron.
[08:11] ---
    What?
[08:12] ---
    Stop staring at me!
[08:13] ---
    Kobato-chan, you're adorable!
[08:16] ---
    Tell me, why did you give up the
    Goth-Lolita look? To change your image?
[08:19] ---
    I unleashed my true power.
[08:22] ---
    I don't know what you mean,
    but you're so darn cute!
[08:25] ---
    You're cute every time I see you!
[08:28] ---
    Bro...
[08:30] ---
    Little missy, what kind
    of panties are you wearing?
[08:32] ---
    Both of you, come on...
[08:33] ---
    Let's take them off, okay?!
[08:36] ---
    I wonder how I'll be able
    to conquer Kobato-chan...
[08:40] ---
    Behave yourselves, perverts!
[08:46] ---
    Light!!
[08:48] ---
    God's light!
[08:56] ---
    Still, there's nothing to
    do during summer vacation.
[08:59] ---
    Yeah. So little, I wouldn't mind
[09:02] ---
    if we'd been given ten times
    the amount of summer homework.
[09:05] ---
    That, I can do without.
[09:07] ---
    We've got all this time on our hands.
[09:08] ---
    I wonder how other people are killing time...
[09:12] ---
    They're having fun with
    their friends, of course...
[09:16] ---
    I wish all the happy people would just die...
[09:19] ---
    "Wow, look! Look! The pool is huge!!"
[09:23] ---
    I wish they'd die, too...
[09:25] ---
    Don't have murderous
    thoughts about game characters.
[09:28] ---
    If I were the writer of that game,
    I'd put a shark in the scene.
[09:32] ---
    A shark?
[09:33] ---
    What are you being so nasty for?
[09:35] ---
    "I'm gonna swim with you, Mizuki!"
[09:36] ---
    If a shark suddenly appeared in that scene
[09:38] ---
    and made a big bloody mess
    as it devoured those girls,
[09:40] ---
    I would recognize that as a godly game.
[09:43] ---
    A stupid development
    like that would never happen!
[09:45] ---
    In the first place, this scene is at a pool!
[09:49] ---
    "Shark!"
[09:54] ---
    I'm sure it's not a real shark.
[09:57] ---
    It's either Marina's radio-controlled
    one or a stuffed animal...
[10:00] ---
    Anyway, it's one of those cliché events.
[10:04] ---
    "What's a real great
    white shark doing here?!"
[10:06] ---
    Why?!
[10:11] ---
    I-It's okay! This is a comedy!
[10:14] ---
    In a comedy, it's possible to have
    a shark suddenly show up at a pool.
[10:18] ---
    I predict the main character
    will kick the shark's ass...
[10:22] ---
    And everyone's favorable ratings will go up!
[10:25] ---
    "Mizuki...!!!"
[10:26] ---
    No!! Mizuki!!
[10:40] ---
    Well, that was a godly game.
[10:42] ---
    I've had enough of this shitty game!
[10:44] ---
    That was St. Jaws Academy Tale, right?
[10:47] ---
    Yeah, so?
[10:48] ---
    The rumors were right, then, that it has a
    really extreme bad ending.
[10:51] ---
    If you fail to set up the flags in St. Jaws,
[10:54] ---
    it not only plunges you into a bad ending,
[10:57] ---
    but finishes with a brutal scene
    that comes totally out of left field!
[11:02] ---
    In a sense, the game is
    supposedly famous for being stupid.
[11:05] ---
    Even the world of girl games is deep.
[11:09] ---
    "St. Jaws Academy Tale"
[11:09] ---
    Even so, I wanna go to a pool.
[11:13] ---
    Huh?
[11:14] ---
    You say that right after seeing a
    scene of heroines devoured at the pool?
[11:20] ---
    Do you have a death wish?
[11:22] ---
    How does that follow?!
[11:24] ---
    It doesn't have anything to
    do with that dumbass game,
[11:27] ---
    I just wanna go to a pool.
[11:30] ---
    Oh...
[11:31] ---
    I was worried
[11:32] ---
    that your eyes were opened to the
    joys of being a predatory carnivore.
[11:38] ---
    Be grateful to me!
[11:39] ---
    Th-Thank you...
[11:42] ---
    I wanna go to the pool, too...
[11:45] ---
    Kobato-chan, you wanna go to the pool?!
[11:46] ---
    Then let's go together!
[11:50] ---
    That's just creepy, Meat!
[11:53] ---
    A pool, huh? The hangout
    of the happy people...
[11:56] ---
    If I made friends, the pool
    would be a place I could go to...
[12:00] ---
    It isn't something that
    requires a lot of thought.
[12:02] ---
    I went to Sea God's
    Palace Land before with Koda--
[12:06] ---
    Nothing!
[12:07] ---
    W-Well, why don't we all go
    there together, as a club activity?
[12:12] ---
    Like a rehearsal for the real thing...
[12:14] ---
    That's not a bad idea...
[12:16] ---
    It's not like we've got anything
    better to do. Maybe we should go...
[12:18] ---
    Yay!
[12:19] ---
    --Kodaka-sempai, don't get too excited
    when you see Rika in her swimsuit, okay?
[12:19] ---
    --You'll go with me to the
    pool, right, Kobato-chan?
[12:23] ---
    --I bet you wear one of those things, like
    a white dress over your swimsuit, right?
[12:26] ---
    --Still creepy, Meat!
[12:28] ---
    W-Why would you think that?
[12:29] ---
    Since you say so, Rika will
    choose a really sexy swimsuit
[12:32] ---
    to make you irresistibly
    drawn to her charms, Sempai!
[12:35] ---
    Low leg cut,
[12:36] ---
    string bikini,
[12:37] ---
    brassiere swimsuit,
[12:38] ---
    Band-Aids,
[12:39] ---
    nude,
[12:40] ---
    pride!
[12:44] ---
    --What the hell were the last three?
[12:45] ---
    --I don't understand you, Meat!
[12:52] ---
    "I did an indecent act. I'm sorry."
[13:08] ---
    Looks like she's having fun...
[13:09] ---
    Sempai!
[13:11] ---
    Over here!
[13:13] ---
    You're all here early.
[13:15] ---
    You're late!
[13:17] ---
    We're not supposed to meet here.
[13:21] ---
    It was like this when we got here.
[13:28] ---
    What's with this rush hour traffic?!
[13:32] ---
    Yozora, are you okay? You look sick.
[13:35] ---
    I am...
[13:37] ---
    It's not from the bus.
    It's the crowd of people.
[13:42] ---
    I feel sick...
[13:47] ---
    Here.
[13:48] ---
    Don't need it. I'm not gonna throw up...
[13:50] ---
    I'm definitely not gonna throw up...
[13:54] ---
    R-Rika will do her best, too...
[13:57] ---
    You too?
[13:58] ---
    A sh-shut-in in this crowd...
[14:01] ---
    But I'll be fine...
[14:04] ---
    If I have to, I'll get energy
[14:07] ---
    from Kodaka-sempai below the belt!
[14:09] ---
    I-I see...
[14:11] ---
    By the way, when Yozora-*sempai
    *says, "I'm not gonna throw up,"
[14:15] ---
    it's kind of a turn-on, isn't it?
[14:17] ---
    Are you sick or feeling
    good? Make up your mind!
[14:22] ---
    Kobato-chan, what do you
    wanna do when we get to the pool?
[14:26] ---
    Swim...
[14:26] ---
    Of course, right?
[14:28] ---
    Shall I teach you how to swim?
[14:31] ---
    No, I can swim already.
[14:32] ---
    You can swim! What are you good at?
[14:35] ---
    Long-distance...
[14:36] ---
    Then why don't we swim
    long-distance together?!
[14:38] ---
    No!
[14:40] ---
    I love how unfriendly she is, too!
[14:43] ---
    She's a "tough on the outside,
    tender on the inside" type!
[14:46] ---
    A-Are you okay?!
[14:47] ---
    Help me, Bro!
[14:49] ---
    Did you bump into something?
[14:50] ---
    --Look how cute they are...
[14:50] ---
    --Kobato-chan?
[14:52] ---
    They look alike. Maybe they're sisters?
[14:55] ---
    "Sea God's Palace Land"
[15:02] ---
    We finally made it...
[15:05] ---
    Sempai...
[15:08] ---
    See, Kodaka? Told you
    I wasn't gonna throw up...
[15:11] ---
    Yeah. Very admirable.
[15:14] ---
    Yozora-sempai didn't throw up...
[15:19] ---
    Anyway, look at all these people...
[15:22] ---
    It wasn't like this the last time I was here.
[15:25] ---
    I guess it's just so hot that
    even commoners flock to the pool.
[15:29] ---
    Cursed sun!
[15:31] ---
    But now that I'm in my
    true form, it can't destroy me!
[15:38] ---
    I wanna get in the pool quick!
[15:39] ---
    Aniki...
[15:42] ---
    "Admittance 50% Off!!"
[15:42] ---
    "Only in August"
[15:42] ---
    So this is the reason it's so crowded...
[15:45] ---
    We're totally risking our lives being here.
[15:47] ---
    We should've come in July.
[15:49] ---
    Well, it's cheap, right?
[15:52] ---
    I'd rather pay double to get
    in than have to be in a crowd!
[15:55] ---
    And to hell with sales
    or special early-bird offers!
[15:58] ---
    That wouldn't do me any good...
[16:00] ---
    Anyway, shall we go?
[16:09] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting. Here.
[16:12] ---
    Then let's meet in front of
    the showers after changing.
[16:13] ---
    Sure.
[16:16] ---
    A woman?!
[16:18] ---
    Aniki, I guess I am a wimp
    who's hated by all boys...
[16:24] ---
    No, that's not what it is...
[16:27] ---
    D-Despite the way he looks,
[16:30] ---
    this guy is a full-fledged... guy!
[16:36] ---
    Uh... Um...
[16:38] ---
    That's my Aniki.
[16:42] ---
    I suppose this is fine.
[16:44] ---
    So should we get changed?
[16:45] ---
    Yes, Aniki.
[16:53] ---
    Why is your swimsuit a woman's?!
[16:56] ---
    Yozora told me to wear
    a girl's swimsuit, too.
[16:59] ---
    Why would you consult
    Yozora about a swimsuit?
[17:02] ---
    Yozora-anego is my adviser.
    
[17:05] ---
    But I also want my inner masculinity
[17:07] ---
    to shine through even when
    wearing women's clothing,
[17:11] ---
    so I thought I'd challenge
    myself whenever I can.
[17:13] ---
    That's too much of a challenge!
[17:14] ---
    I did bring along a men's
    swimsuit too, just in case...
[17:18] ---
    Heave-ho!
[17:19] ---
    That's...
[17:20] ---
    Yes. A loincloth.
[17:23] ---
    Please go with the woman's
    swimsuit, please, please.
[17:25] ---
    Then I'll let you wear the loincloth, Aniki.
[17:28] ---
    I'll pass!
[17:29] ---
    Say, Kobato-chan, shall I help you change?
[17:33] ---
    No!
[17:37] ---
    All... right...
[17:41] ---
    Need a hand?
[17:43] ---
    Yes, please.
[17:52] ---
    C-Calm down, Kodaka... He's a man!
[17:56] ---
    You're set.
[17:57] ---
    Thank you, Aniki.
[17:59] ---
    Sure...
[18:01] ---
    Certainly, it's hard putting on clothes
    like that and taking them off alone...
[18:05] ---
    Is something wrong, Aniki?
[18:08] ---
    Why are you hiding your chest?!
[18:10] ---
    I'm embarrassed about not
    having a defined chest.
[18:13] ---
    But if you want to see, Aniki...
[18:17] ---
    I'm not gonna look! Just forget
    about it and get the swimsuit on!
[18:20] ---
    Understood.
[18:32] ---
    Why are the men so late?
[18:34] ---
    Sorry. It took a little time to change.
[18:38] ---
    Why is even his swimsuit a woman's?!
[18:41] ---
    Don't ask me...
[18:44] ---
    Huh?
[18:45] ---
    Where are Yozora and Rika?
[18:46] ---
    They said they'll come
    after resting a little while.
[18:49] ---
    Yeah, it looked like
    they were both done in.
[18:52] ---
    I'm gonna swim first!
[18:57] ---
    It's cold!
[18:58] ---
    Hurry up, Bro!
[19:00] ---
    Coming.
[19:05] ---
    This is...
[19:06] ---
    ...more crowded than we imagined, huh?
[19:08] ---
    I can't swim long-distance...
[19:10] ---
    Yes, I think that would be difficult.
[19:13] ---
    The common herd is so annoying...
[19:16] ---
    I wish a shark would appear...
[19:18] ---
    You'd have a crap game intrude on reality?
[19:20] ---
    When Yozora and Rika get here,
[19:22] ---
    how about heading over to
    the lazy river and water slide?
[19:26] ---
    It's totally different from last time.
[19:27] ---
    Yep...
[19:29] ---
    Just the two of us came then, right?
[19:31] ---
    Uh... Yeah...
[19:33] ---
    That's right...
[19:35] ---
    And you got mad at me...
[19:38] ---
    After all, you...
[19:40] ---
    That doesn't bother me.
[19:42] ---
    It's just, as we parted ways...
[19:45] ---
    ...why did you say, "Thank you"?
[19:49] ---
    Jeez, Yozora and Rika
    are taking a while, huh?
[19:51] ---
    Yeah...
[19:54] ---
    I'll go check on them.
[20:01] ---
    What's she flustered about?
[20:12] ---
    I see... At the time, there were
    only three of us in the Neighbors Club...
[20:19] ---
    We've got more members now...
[20:22] ---
    I can't say we've fulfilled
    our goal of making friends yet,
[20:26] ---
    but depending on how you look at it,
    maybe we have changed a lot.
[20:31] ---
    Kodaka!
[20:33] ---
    I got this text from Yozora!
[20:35] ---
    "I'm going home. Rika, too."
[20:37] ---
    Yozora!
[20:41] ---
    Kodaka!
[20:42] ---
    Bro...?
[20:52] ---
    Yozora! Rika!
[20:59] ---
    Hey! Wait, Yozora!
[21:06] ---
    That idiot...
[21:08] ---
    And I was gonna show off my
    elegant swimming form to her...
[21:13] ---
    "We're waiting for your next visit."
[21:21] ---
    Maybe we haven't changed...
[21:23] ---
    Kodaka?
[21:26] ---
    Nothing...
[21:30] ---
    Should we go home?
[21:32] ---
    Yeah...
[22:04] ---
    The Neighbors Club activity report...
[22:10] ---
    "We're waiting for your next visit."
[22:10] ---
    Today's activity:
[22:13] ---
    Nothing...
[22:36] ---
    Aa, nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
[22:42] ---
    Ima sara docchi datte
    ikkedo... tomodachi zukuri

[22:46] ---
    Hitori sabishii yatsu da to
    sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru

[22:52] ---
    De, uwattsura dake atsumattara...
[22:55] ---
    Sore de ii to omotte iru uchi ni~
[22:59] ---
    Are yo are yo to toujou, sorotte
[23:02] ---
    Hatenkou na yatsura ni
[23:04] ---
    Maipeesu midasarete yuku
[23:07] ---
    Atama kuru! Toku ni nikukkuki niku!
[23:09] ---
    Watashi no mune, hisoka
    ni asette yuujou fudan kimi de

[23:14] ---
    My heart tsutaerarenai
[23:17] ---
    Zannen na no wa watashi na no ka?
[23:20] ---
    Moya moya wo kakiwake Today!
[23:34] ---
    Okizari ni sareta otome
    gokoro ano hi kara kuyande iru

[23:41] ---
    Hayaku mitsuke dashite, maigo no kokoro
[23:51] ---
    Here's shabu-shabu.
[23:52] ---
    Meat! Meat!
[23:53] ---
    Here's some sushi.
[23:54] ---
    Roe! Salmon roe! Fatty tuna!
[23:55] ---
    Here's steak.
[23:56] ---
    Marbled! Delicious!
[23:58] ---
    Here's broiled eel over rice.
[24:00] ---
    I can't even see the rice! Wow! Yummy!
[24:03] ---
    Wonderful!
[24:06] ---
    I can't move anymore!
[24:10] ---
    A-A dream! I just had a scary dream!
[24:14] ---
    Next time: "The President's
    Recollections are Painful."
[24:14] ---
    "Next time: The President's
    Recollections are Painful."
[24:16] ---
    I'm scared to eat!