8 - School Swimsuits Don't Appear
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[00:11] ---
So last weekend, we went
swimming together, which was fine, but...
[00:19] ---
Sorry I'm late!
[00:21] ---
No problem!
[00:27] ---
Let's go together, okay?
[00:28] ---
All right, let's say next Sunday.
[00:34] ---
The season of happy kids...
[00:38] ---
I'm home...
[00:40] ---
--Hot out there...
[00:40] ---
--Raysis! Wait!
[00:44] ---
What's wrong, Guernica? Fight back!
[00:45] ---
Raysis, why?
[00:47] ---
--Why, you ask? That's a silly question.
[00:47] ---
--Kobato, you're not using
the air conditioner?
[00:50] ---
Raysis!
[00:51] ---
Bro...
[01:08] ---
WANAWANA
[01:09] ---
Gutto Good hajiketeru
[01:11] ---
Angai nandai hamatten jan
[01:13] ---
Hito mishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!
[01:17] ---
Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[01:26] ---
"Haganai"
[01:29] ---
Kuuru ni miete, jitsu wa chou sabishii
[01:32] ---
(Mosou nara bai, bai, bai
Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)
[01:36] ---
Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai
[01:39] ---
(Riajuu kara tooi, tooi, tooi?
Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)
[01:43] ---
Zannen doushi de atsumattara
[01:50] ---
Ah- yosou ga dekinai
[01:52] ---
Tenkai no jirai wo funda!
[01:59] ---
SOWASOWA
[01:59] ---
Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:01] ---
Koukai hyakkai shitakunaitte
[02:03] ---
Tsumannai puraido nante
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:06] ---
Zannen kannen shite mitara,
angai nandai hamatten jan
[02:10] ---
Butsukatte, dogimagi atte, mitsukeyou!
[02:15] ---
Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[02:19] ---
Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:22] ---
You! Sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:26] ---
Yes! Doudai? Doudai, sokontoko
[02:30] ---
Here it comes!
[02:30] ---
"School Swimsuits Don't Appear"
[02:34] ---
Okay, I'm back.
[02:37] ---
Did you buy a new A/C?!
[02:39] ---
Yeah, but they won't come to
install it for another three days.
[02:42] ---
Th-Three days?!
[02:45] ---
Honestly, humans are worthless...
[02:49] ---
How interesting...
[02:51] ---
Then, for the time being,
[02:53] ---
shall we make merry at
this purgatorial feast?
[02:59] ---
My name is Raysis Vi Felicity Sumeragi!
[03:03] ---
Even if I were to be surrounded
by 20-million-degree flames,
[03:06] ---
I would still be the great King of
the Night, as hale and hearty as ever...
[03:10] ---
Why don't you put on something lighter?
[03:13] ---
This dress embodies my powers of darkness.
[03:16] ---
I can't just change into something else.
[03:19] ---
All right, whatever. Want some barley tea?
[03:24] ---
Have I seen this before?
[03:27] ---
Oh. Yesterday's recording...
[03:30] ---
Here.
[03:34] ---
I never thought I would be
backed into a corner like this...
[03:37] ---
Gaze upon my true form!
[03:40] ---
Releasing binding spell!
[03:42] ---
Unleashing magic power!
[03:51] ---
This is my true form!
[03:54] ---
Your... true form?!
[04:02] ---
So the conclusion is next week, huh?
[04:08] ---
Let's Go!
[04:11] ---
Bro!
[04:13] ---
R-Releasing b-binding spell!
[04:23] ---
Watch me!
[04:33] ---
Put everything you took off in the washer.
[04:36] ---
Right!
[04:40] ---
All right!
[04:41] ---
U-Unleashing magic power!
[04:49] ---
This is my true form!
[04:53] ---
A ripoff?
[04:54] ---
It's not a ripoff!
[04:57] ---
I didn't want it to be necessary
to unleash my true power...
[05:01] ---
Chalk it up to an annoying season of hell,
[05:04] ---
I suppose...
[05:06] ---
Well, that's fine with me, but...
[05:09] ---
Oh, Kobato, I'm heading out to the club.
[05:13] ---
Do you wanna go with?
[05:15] ---
You can go out wearing that, right?
[05:17] ---
And the club's got a
working air conditioner...
[05:19] ---
I'll go!
[05:21] ---
Kobato...
[05:23] ---
Those are your clothes from
elementary school, aren't they?
[05:26] ---
That you can wear them with no problem
even as a 2nd-year middle school student
[05:29] ---
maybe means you're not growing...?
[05:32] ---
W-W-What should I do, Bro?!
[05:35] ---
I'm not getting any bigger?!
[05:43] ---
N-Now that I think about it,
[05:45] ---
as a member of the Night Tribe, I am eternal.
[05:49] ---
My body will never get
discrepant or ugly with age.
[05:53] ---
I see...
[05:56] ---
I'm glad you won't get discrepant.
[06:00] ---
Yep.
[06:03] ---
It's "get decrepit," Kobato.
[06:11] ---
Hi.
[06:12] ---
You're late!
[06:13] ---
Welcome back, Aniki.
[06:16] ---
Big Brother!
[06:17] ---
Hey, long time no see!
[06:18] ---
Listen to this! Today,
Yukimura got me sushi for lunch!
[06:23] ---
And yesterday I had steak!
Yukimura is a good guy!
[06:26] ---
Wha...? Sushi? Stea--
[06:28] ---
Since you ordered me to
give Maria food that tastes good,
[06:32] ---
I've been preparing lunches
for her with all my heart and soul.
[06:36] ---
S-Sure, I said that, but
you're going overboard!
[06:40] ---
When you force-fed me that weird medicine,
[06:42] ---
I swore to God that I would
"chop something off of that homo"!
[06:46] ---
But now, it's different!
[06:47] ---
Thank you, Yukimura!
[06:49] ---
Please thank Aniki.
[06:51] ---
Thank you! I love you, Big Brother!
[06:56] ---
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
[06:59] ---
I hope my bro hates you,
getting fattened up like a pig!
[07:03] ---
W-What was that?!
[07:07] ---
Who the hell are you?
[07:08] ---
I'm Bro's little sister!
[07:13] ---
Kobato-chan!
[07:14] ---
You're that vampire?! You fooled me!
[07:17] ---
Despised incarnation of darkness!
[07:19] ---
--Begone! Begone! Begone!
[07:20] ---
--Ow! Ow!
[07:21] ---
Why, you...!
[07:23] ---
A vampire bit me!
[07:24] ---
Why would you bite me?! Dummy! Dummy!
[07:27] ---
Of course she bit you.
[07:30] ---
That's what vampires do.
[07:31] ---
That's what you get, tool of God!
[07:34] ---
Those who are bitten by
vampires become kin to the vampires!
[07:39] ---
I-Is that true, Big Brother?!
[07:41] ---
I have heard that before.
[07:45] ---
I'm gonna turn into a vampire!
[07:48] ---
Maria? I've heard if you bathe in the
sun's rays right after getting bitten,
[07:52] ---
you won't become a vampire.
[07:55] ---
Really?!
[07:55] ---
It's true.
[07:56] ---
Although it won't work if you wear
clothes. You have to be totally naked.
[08:00] ---
Got it! Thank you, Yozora!
[08:06] ---
You're evil...
[08:07] ---
She really is a moron.
[08:11] ---
What?
[08:12] ---
Stop staring at me!
[08:13] ---
Kobato-chan, you're adorable!
[08:16] ---
Tell me, why did you give up the
Goth-Lolita look? To change your image?
[08:19] ---
I unleashed my true power.
[08:22] ---
I don't know what you mean,
but you're so darn cute!
[08:25] ---
You're cute every time I see you!
[08:28] ---
Bro...
[08:30] ---
Little missy, what kind
of panties are you wearing?
[08:32] ---
Both of you, come on...
[08:33] ---
Let's take them off, okay?!
[08:36] ---
I wonder how I'll be able
to conquer Kobato-chan...
[08:40] ---
Behave yourselves, perverts!
[08:46] ---
Light!!
[08:48] ---
God's light!
[08:56] ---
Still, there's nothing to
do during summer vacation.
[08:59] ---
Yeah. So little, I wouldn't mind
[09:02] ---
if we'd been given ten times
the amount of summer homework.
[09:05] ---
That, I can do without.
[09:07] ---
We've got all this time on our hands.
[09:08] ---
I wonder how other people are killing time...
[09:12] ---
They're having fun with
their friends, of course...
[09:16] ---
I wish all the happy people would just die...
[09:19] ---
"Wow, look! Look! The pool is huge!!"
[09:23] ---
I wish they'd die, too...
[09:25] ---
Don't have murderous
thoughts about game characters.
[09:28] ---
If I were the writer of that game,
I'd put a shark in the scene.
[09:32] ---
A shark?
[09:33] ---
What are you being so nasty for?
[09:35] ---
"I'm gonna swim with you, Mizuki!"
[09:36] ---
If a shark suddenly appeared in that scene
[09:38] ---
and made a big bloody mess
as it devoured those girls,
[09:40] ---
I would recognize that as a godly game.
[09:43] ---
A stupid development
like that would never happen!
[09:45] ---
In the first place, this scene is at a pool!
[09:49] ---
"Shark!"
[09:54] ---
I'm sure it's not a real shark.
[09:57] ---
It's either Marina's radio-controlled
one or a stuffed animal...
[10:00] ---
Anyway, it's one of those cliché events.
[10:04] ---
"What's a real great
white shark doing here?!"
[10:06] ---
Why?!
[10:11] ---
I-It's okay! This is a comedy!
[10:14] ---
In a comedy, it's possible to have
a shark suddenly show up at a pool.
[10:18] ---
I predict the main character
will kick the shark's ass...
[10:22] ---
And everyone's favorable ratings will go up!
[10:25] ---
"Mizuki...!!!"
[10:26] ---
No!! Mizuki!!
[10:40] ---
Well, that was a godly game.
[10:42] ---
I've had enough of this shitty game!
[10:44] ---
That was St. Jaws Academy Tale, right?
[10:47] ---
Yeah, so?
[10:48] ---
The rumors were right, then, that it has a
really extreme bad ending.
[10:51] ---
If you fail to set up the flags in St. Jaws,
[10:54] ---
it not only plunges you into a bad ending,
[10:57] ---
but finishes with a brutal scene
that comes totally out of left field!
[11:02] ---
In a sense, the game is
supposedly famous for being stupid.
[11:05] ---
Even the world of girl games is deep.
[11:09] ---
"St. Jaws Academy Tale"
[11:09] ---
Even so, I wanna go to a pool.
[11:13] ---
Huh?
[11:14] ---
You say that right after seeing a
scene of heroines devoured at the pool?
[11:20] ---
Do you have a death wish?
[11:22] ---
How does that follow?!
[11:24] ---
It doesn't have anything to
do with that dumbass game,
[11:27] ---
I just wanna go to a pool.
[11:30] ---
Oh...
[11:31] ---
I was worried
[11:32] ---
that your eyes were opened to the
joys of being a predatory carnivore.
[11:38] ---
Be grateful to me!
[11:39] ---
Th-Thank you...
[11:42] ---
I wanna go to the pool, too...
[11:45] ---
Kobato-chan, you wanna go to the pool?!
[11:46] ---
Then let's go together!
[11:50] ---
That's just creepy, Meat!
[11:53] ---
A pool, huh? The hangout
of the happy people...
[11:56] ---
If I made friends, the pool
would be a place I could go to...
[12:00] ---
It isn't something that
requires a lot of thought.
[12:02] ---
I went to Sea God's
Palace Land before with Koda--
[12:06] ---
Nothing!
[12:07] ---
W-Well, why don't we all go
there together, as a club activity?
[12:12] ---
Like a rehearsal for the real thing...
[12:14] ---
That's not a bad idea...
[12:16] ---
It's not like we've got anything
better to do. Maybe we should go...
[12:18] ---
Yay!
[12:19] ---
--Kodaka-sempai, don't get too excited
when you see Rika in her swimsuit, okay?
[12:19] ---
--You'll go with me to the
pool, right, Kobato-chan?
[12:23] ---
--I bet you wear one of those things, like
a white dress over your swimsuit, right?
[12:26] ---
--Still creepy, Meat!
[12:28] ---
W-Why would you think that?
[12:29] ---
Since you say so, Rika will
choose a really sexy swimsuit
[12:32] ---
to make you irresistibly
drawn to her charms, Sempai!
[12:35] ---
Low leg cut,
[12:36] ---
string bikini,
[12:37] ---
brassiere swimsuit,
[12:38] ---
Band-Aids,
[12:39] ---
nude,
[12:40] ---
pride!
[12:44] ---
--What the hell were the last three?
[12:45] ---
--I don't understand you, Meat!
[12:52] ---
"I did an indecent act. I'm sorry."
[13:08] ---
Looks like she's having fun...
[13:09] ---
Sempai!
[13:11] ---
Over here!
[13:13] ---
You're all here early.
[13:15] ---
You're late!
[13:17] ---
We're not supposed to meet here.
[13:21] ---
It was like this when we got here.
[13:28] ---
What's with this rush hour traffic?!
[13:32] ---
Yozora, are you okay? You look sick.
[13:35] ---
I am...
[13:37] ---
It's not from the bus.
It's the crowd of people.
[13:42] ---
I feel sick...
[13:47] ---
Here.
[13:48] ---
Don't need it. I'm not gonna throw up...
[13:50] ---
I'm definitely not gonna throw up...
[13:54] ---
R-Rika will do her best, too...
[13:57] ---
You too?
[13:58] ---
A sh-shut-in in this crowd...
[14:01] ---
But I'll be fine...
[14:04] ---
If I have to, I'll get energy
[14:07] ---
from Kodaka-sempai below the belt!
[14:09] ---
I-I see...
[14:11] ---
By the way, when Yozora-*sempai
*says, "I'm not gonna throw up,"
[14:15] ---
it's kind of a turn-on, isn't it?
[14:17] ---
Are you sick or feeling
good? Make up your mind!
[14:22] ---
Kobato-chan, what do you
wanna do when we get to the pool?
[14:26] ---
Swim...
[14:26] ---
Of course, right?
[14:28] ---
Shall I teach you how to swim?
[14:31] ---
No, I can swim already.
[14:32] ---
You can swim! What are you good at?
[14:35] ---
Long-distance...
[14:36] ---
Then why don't we swim
long-distance together?!
[14:38] ---
No!
[14:40] ---
I love how unfriendly she is, too!
[14:43] ---
She's a "tough on the outside,
tender on the inside" type!
[14:46] ---
A-Are you okay?!
[14:47] ---
Help me, Bro!
[14:49] ---
Did you bump into something?
[14:50] ---
--Look how cute they are...
[14:50] ---
--Kobato-chan?
[14:52] ---
They look alike. Maybe they're sisters?
[14:55] ---
"Sea God's Palace Land"
[15:02] ---
We finally made it...
[15:05] ---
Sempai...
[15:08] ---
See, Kodaka? Told you
I wasn't gonna throw up...
[15:11] ---
Yeah. Very admirable.
[15:14] ---
Yozora-sempai didn't throw up...
[15:19] ---
Anyway, look at all these people...
[15:22] ---
It wasn't like this the last time I was here.
[15:25] ---
I guess it's just so hot that
even commoners flock to the pool.
[15:29] ---
Cursed sun!
[15:31] ---
But now that I'm in my
true form, it can't destroy me!
[15:38] ---
I wanna get in the pool quick!
[15:39] ---
Aniki...
[15:42] ---
"Admittance 50% Off!!"
[15:42] ---
"Only in August"
[15:42] ---
So this is the reason it's so crowded...
[15:45] ---
We're totally risking our lives being here.
[15:47] ---
We should've come in July.
[15:49] ---
Well, it's cheap, right?
[15:52] ---
I'd rather pay double to get
in than have to be in a crowd!
[15:55] ---
And to hell with sales
or special early-bird offers!
[15:58] ---
That wouldn't do me any good...
[16:00] ---
Anyway, shall we go?
[16:09] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting. Here.
[16:12] ---
Then let's meet in front of
the showers after changing.
[16:13] ---
Sure.
[16:16] ---
A woman?!
[16:18] ---
Aniki, I guess I am a wimp
who's hated by all boys...
[16:24] ---
No, that's not what it is...
[16:27] ---
D-Despite the way he looks,
[16:30] ---
this guy is a full-fledged... guy!
[16:36] ---
Uh... Um...
[16:38] ---
That's my Aniki.
[16:42] ---
I suppose this is fine.
[16:44] ---
So should we get changed?
[16:45] ---
Yes, Aniki.
[16:53] ---
Why is your swimsuit a woman's?!
[16:56] ---
Yozora told me to wear
a girl's swimsuit, too.
[16:59] ---
Why would you consult
Yozora about a swimsuit?
[17:02] ---
Yozora-anego is my adviser.
[17:05] ---
But I also want my inner masculinity
[17:07] ---
to shine through even when
wearing women's clothing,
[17:11] ---
so I thought I'd challenge
myself whenever I can.
[17:13] ---
That's too much of a challenge!
[17:14] ---
I did bring along a men's
swimsuit too, just in case...
[17:18] ---
Heave-ho!
[17:19] ---
That's...
[17:20] ---
Yes. A loincloth.
[17:23] ---
Please go with the woman's
swimsuit, please, please.
[17:25] ---
Then I'll let you wear the loincloth, Aniki.
[17:28] ---
I'll pass!
[17:29] ---
Say, Kobato-chan, shall I help you change?
[17:33] ---
No!
[17:37] ---
All... right...
[17:41] ---
Need a hand?
[17:43] ---
Yes, please.
[17:52] ---
C-Calm down, Kodaka... He's a man!
[17:56] ---
You're set.
[17:57] ---
Thank you, Aniki.
[17:59] ---
Sure...
[18:01] ---
Certainly, it's hard putting on clothes
like that and taking them off alone...
[18:05] ---
Is something wrong, Aniki?
[18:08] ---
Why are you hiding your chest?!
[18:10] ---
I'm embarrassed about not
having a defined chest.
[18:13] ---
But if you want to see, Aniki...
[18:17] ---
I'm not gonna look! Just forget
about it and get the swimsuit on!
[18:20] ---
Understood.
[18:32] ---
Why are the men so late?
[18:34] ---
Sorry. It took a little time to change.
[18:38] ---
Why is even his swimsuit a woman's?!
[18:41] ---
Don't ask me...
[18:44] ---
Huh?
[18:45] ---
Where are Yozora and Rika?
[18:46] ---
They said they'll come
after resting a little while.
[18:49] ---
Yeah, it looked like
they were both done in.
[18:52] ---
I'm gonna swim first!
[18:57] ---
It's cold!
[18:58] ---
Hurry up, Bro!
[19:00] ---
Coming.
[19:05] ---
This is...
[19:06] ---
...more crowded than we imagined, huh?
[19:08] ---
I can't swim long-distance...
[19:10] ---
Yes, I think that would be difficult.
[19:13] ---
The common herd is so annoying...
[19:16] ---
I wish a shark would appear...
[19:18] ---
You'd have a crap game intrude on reality?
[19:20] ---
When Yozora and Rika get here,
[19:22] ---
how about heading over to
the lazy river and water slide?
[19:26] ---
It's totally different from last time.
[19:27] ---
Yep...
[19:29] ---
Just the two of us came then, right?
[19:31] ---
Uh... Yeah...
[19:33] ---
That's right...
[19:35] ---
And you got mad at me...
[19:38] ---
After all, you...
[19:40] ---
That doesn't bother me.
[19:42] ---
It's just, as we parted ways...
[19:45] ---
...why did you say, "Thank you"?
[19:49] ---
Jeez, Yozora and Rika
are taking a while, huh?
[19:51] ---
Yeah...
[19:54] ---
I'll go check on them.
[20:01] ---
What's she flustered about?
[20:12] ---
I see... At the time, there were
only three of us in the Neighbors Club...
[20:19] ---
We've got more members now...
[20:22] ---
I can't say we've fulfilled
our goal of making friends yet,
[20:26] ---
but depending on how you look at it,
maybe we have changed a lot.
[20:31] ---
Kodaka!
[20:33] ---
I got this text from Yozora!
[20:35] ---
"I'm going home. Rika, too."
[20:37] ---
Yozora!
[20:41] ---
Kodaka!
[20:42] ---
Bro...?
[20:52] ---
Yozora! Rika!
[20:59] ---
Hey! Wait, Yozora!
[21:06] ---
That idiot...
[21:08] ---
And I was gonna show off my
elegant swimming form to her...
[21:13] ---
"We're waiting for your next visit."
[21:21] ---
Maybe we haven't changed...
[21:23] ---
Kodaka?
[21:26] ---
Nothing...
[21:30] ---
Should we go home?
[21:32] ---
Yeah...
[22:04] ---
The Neighbors Club activity report...
[22:10] ---
"We're waiting for your next visit."
[22:10] ---
Today's activity:
[22:13] ---
Nothing...
[22:36] ---
Aa, nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
[22:42] ---
Ima sara docchi datte
ikkedo... tomodachi zukuri
[22:46] ---
Hitori sabishii yatsu da to
sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru
[22:52] ---
De, uwattsura dake atsumattara...
[22:55] ---
Sore de ii to omotte iru uchi ni~
[22:59] ---
Are yo are yo to toujou, sorotte
[23:02] ---
Hatenkou na yatsura ni
[23:04] ---
Maipeesu midasarete yuku
[23:07] ---
Atama kuru! Toku ni nikukkuki niku!
[23:09] ---
Watashi no mune, hisoka
ni asette yuujou fudan kimi de
[23:14] ---
My heart tsutaerarenai
[23:17] ---
Zannen na no wa watashi na no ka?
[23:20] ---
Moya moya wo kakiwake Today!
[23:34] ---
Okizari ni sareta otome
gokoro ano hi kara kuyande iru
[23:41] ---
Hayaku mitsuke dashite, maigo no kokoro
[23:51] ---
Here's shabu-shabu.
[23:52] ---
Meat! Meat!
[23:53] ---
Here's some sushi.
[23:54] ---
Roe! Salmon roe! Fatty tuna!
[23:55] ---
Here's steak.
[23:56] ---
Marbled! Delicious!
[23:58] ---
Here's broiled eel over rice.
[24:00] ---
I can't even see the rice! Wow! Yummy!
[24:03] ---
Wonderful!
[24:06] ---
I can't move anymore!
[24:10] ---
A-A dream! I just had a scary dream!
[24:14] ---
Next time: "The President's
Recollections are Painful."
[24:14] ---
"Next time: The President's
Recollections are Painful."
[24:16] ---
I'm scared to eat!
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