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25 - I _____ Many Friends

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[00:25] ---
    Be My Friend
[00:26] ---
    Shiranai furi shitatte
[00:28] ---
    Be My Side
[00:29] ---
    Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[00:32] ---
    Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[00:36] ---
    Sono te ni datte todokisou sa
[00:43] ---
    "Haganai NEXT"
[00:45] ---
    Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi
[00:49] ---
    Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da
[00:57] ---
    Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa
[01:05] ---
    Ima shika nai kara kono
    shunkan kizamitsukeyou

[01:11] ---
    Be My Friend
[01:12] ---
    Shiranai furi shitatte
[01:15] ---
    Be My Side
[01:15] ---
    Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[01:18] ---
    Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[01:22] ---
    Te wo toreru you ni
[01:24] ---
    Be My Friend
[01:25] ---
    Miagete bakari datte
[01:28] ---
    Be My Side
[01:29] ---
    Akogareteru ima mo
[01:31] ---
    Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou
[01:36] ---
    Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
[01:42] ---
    "I ______ Many Friends"
[02:07] ---
    Whoa, there!
[02:09] ---
    Th-Thank you, Hasegawa-kun.
[02:12] ---
    P-Please excuse me-- Uh-oh!
[02:14] ---
    That's dangerous! I'll carry one.
[02:17] ---
    Thank you very much.
[02:19] ---
    Don't sweat it.
[02:20] ---
    All right, then.
[02:27] ---
    Carrying two boxes this heavy
    at once is asking for trouble.
[02:31] ---
    I'm behind on my student council
    work because I skipped for a week.
[02:35] ---
    A week, huh?
[02:40] ---
    Why were you so set on destroying
    the Neighbors Club, anyway?
[02:46] ---
    Because the exceptionally gifted should
    be somewhere appropriate to their gifts.
[02:51] ---
    "Somewhere appropriate"?
[02:53] ---
    Yes! It's a loss to the human race
[02:56] ---
    for someone as talented as Kashiwazaki
    Sena to fritter away her time there.
[03:01] ---
    Does that mean you tried to disband
    the Neighbors Club for Sena's sake?!
[03:05] ---
    Yes!
[03:08] ---
    Oh...
[03:12] ---
    Yeah, Sena would probably
    be an asset to any club.
[03:17] ---
    And not just Sena. Yozora and
    Rika are high-spec people, too,
[03:21] ---
    and Yukimura and Kobato are popular.
[03:24] ---
    Maybe Yusa's right, and there's really
    no point to the Neighbors Club...
[03:30] ---
    Nah, just kidding.
[03:32] ---
    What?
[03:33] ---
    Kashiwazaki Sena has everything.
[03:36] ---
    I just wanted to give her a good scare.
[03:39] ---
    In other words, it was simple jealousy.
[03:42] ---
    Hey, even Sena doesn't have everything.
[03:45] ---
    What doesn't she have?
[03:46] ---
    Friends, for example.
[03:49] ---
    Are you okay?!
[03:53] ---
    Huh? Why are you laughing?
[03:56] ---
    You really do have a good
    sense of humor, Hasegawa-kun.
[04:00] ---
    There's not a person in this
    world who doesn't have friends!
[04:05] ---
    Is that so...
[04:07] ---
    You're such a nice person, telling
    a joke to cheer me up like that.
[04:18] ---
    Okay!
[04:21] ---
    Thank you very much, Hasegawa-kun!
[04:24] ---
    There are more, right? I'll
    help you with those, too.
[04:26] ---
    I-I can't ask you to do that!
[04:28] ---
    This stuff piled up because you were
    observing the Neighbors Club, right?
[04:31] ---
    So it's not like I'm uninvolved.
[04:34] ---
    But don't you need to go to your club?
[04:37] ---
    Well, the Neighbors Club doesn't
    really plan activities.
[04:39] ---
    So if we have other stuff to do,
    it's okay to put that first.
[04:44] ---
    Who am I really making these excuses to?
[04:50] ---
    Phew, we're finally halfway through.
[04:53] ---
    Yes.
[04:56] ---
    Great work, you two!
[04:58] ---
    Hinata-san! What brings you here?
[05:01] ---
    I heard another student was helping you out.
[05:05] ---
    I thought I'd come thank him.
[05:07] ---
    Um, I'm Hasegawa Kodaka, from Class 2-5.
[05:11] ---
    Oh, you!
[05:13] ---
    Huh?
[05:13] ---
    Do you know of him?
[05:15] ---
    Nope, never heard of him.
[05:17] ---
    Then what was that reaction for?!
[05:18] ---
    Just a whim.
[05:22] ---
    I'm Hidaka Hinata, student
    council president.
[05:24] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[05:26] ---
    R-Right...
[05:38] ---
    By the way, why are you helping Aoi?
[05:42] ---
    Are you her boyfriend, perhaps?
[05:44] ---
    N-No! I'm sure Hasegawa-kun already has a--
[05:49] ---
    Do you have a girlfriend?
[05:50] ---
    No!
[05:51] ---
    You never date anyone
    from the Neighbors Club?
[05:55] ---
    No, I don't! It's... not like that with them.
[05:59] ---
    Oh, I see. Well, that's for the best.
[06:01] ---
    What do you mean?
[06:03] ---
    You're the only boy in the club, right?
[06:08] ---
    If you dated one of them,
[06:10] ---
    the whole atmosphere would get awkward.
[06:13] ---
    Yeah, it would...
[06:15] ---
    So, if you're not her boyfriend, why help?
[06:18] ---
    Hasegawa-kun is a wonderful person
    who always helps people in trouble!
[06:23] ---
    Oho, very admirable!
[06:28] ---
    Keep up the hard work, kid!
[06:31] ---
    Ow!
[06:32] ---
    Okay, all done!
[06:37] ---
    Thank you so much for your help today.
[06:39] ---
    Seriously, it was no problem. Good night!
[06:43] ---
    Say, Hasegawa.
[06:45] ---
    Yes?
[06:46] ---
    I like you. Want to join the student council?
[06:50] ---
    What?
[06:50] ---
    We just lost our general affairs person,
[06:54] ---
    so we're looking for a replacement.
[06:55] ---
    Yes, that might be a good idea!
[06:58] ---
    You too, Yusa? That's crazy.
[07:00] ---
    We're an all-girls council right now,
    and we could really use a man around!
[07:05] ---
    I think you would work
    out fine, Hasegawa-kun.
[07:08] ---
    Look, do you guys honestly not
    know how people think of me?
[07:14] ---
    Um... As a super-cool,
    bad-boy chic real-lifer?
[07:19] ---
    You're the only one who
    thinks that, thank you!
[07:22] ---
    But I'm afraid it's not
    "bad-boy chic," just "bad."
[07:26] ---
    They all think I'm a delinquent or a Yankee.
[07:28] ---
    Because of the hair and
    my grumpy-looking face.
[07:33] ---
    True, your hair does
    stand out at this school,
[07:36] ---
    and your eyes look evil.
[07:38] ---
    Exactly. Putting me on the student
    council would wreck your repu--
[07:42] ---
    Only fools judge people by appearances.
[07:47] ---
    I don't care what fools think of me.
[07:52] ---
    What's wrong, Hasegawa? You look dazed.
[07:54] ---
    Oh, it's nothing!
[07:56] ---
    I see. Well? What do you say?
[08:01] ---
    I'm sorry. I think the student
    council is too much for me.
[08:06] ---
    Oh, but just let me know whenever
    you need more manual labor.
[08:11] ---
    I'm usually free.
[08:12] ---
    Great! Can you come back tomorrow, then?
[08:15] ---
    The library requested our help.
[08:18] ---
    Yes, of course!
[08:19] ---
    Good answer!
[08:23] ---
    A week went by before I knew it.
[08:28] ---
    I helped out the student
    council pretty much every day.
[08:32] ---
    All the students go "Hidaka's amazing
    for bringing that punk in line,"
[08:38] ---
    Make sure you sort it all!
[08:38] ---
    so her reputation is soaring.
[08:40] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[08:42] ---
    My rep doesn't seem to have changed.
[08:43] ---
    Please excuse me!
[08:47] ---
    I haven't even set foot in our club room.
[08:49] ---
    "Common Room 4"
[08:51] ---
    The Neighbors Club is still important to me.
[08:55] ---
    But after running out on it like that,
[09:00] ---
    I just couldn't go back.
[09:06] ---
    So here you are.
[09:13] ---
    Yukimura...
[09:16] ---
    Aniki.
[09:23] ---
    H-Hi, Yukimura. What's up?
[09:27] ---
    I heard a despicable gang was
    making you do forced labor,
[09:31] ---
    so I came to rescue you.
[09:33] ---
    How rude!
[09:35] ---
    Kodaka-kun is helping me out
    of the kindness of his heart!
[09:38] ---
    Is that true, Aniki?
[09:40] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[09:42] ---
    In that case, I shall help as well.
[09:44] ---
    No thank you! And wait, aren't you the
    one who wanted to poison me before?!
[09:48] ---
    Yes.
[09:49] ---
    Why are you wearing a boy's uniform?
[09:51] ---
    I'm endeavoring to become a true man.
[09:54] ---
    "True man"? What's that?
[09:57] ---
    A very great man.
[10:00] ---
    You are a girl, right?
[10:02] ---
    A true man can transcend his birth gender.
[10:07] ---
    Huh? That sounds crazy.
    You're a strange person.
[10:12] ---
    Aniki... May I slay her?!
[10:16] ---
    Whoa, hang on!
[10:17] ---
    Sorry, Aoi, but would you give us a minute?
[10:20] ---
    Oh, all right.
[10:24] ---
    Yukimura, how is the Neighbors Club doing?
[10:27] ---
    Sena-anego is engrossed
    in gal games, as usual.
[10:32] ---
    She really is unwavering...
[10:35] ---
    What about the others?
[10:37] ---
    Yozora-anego and Rika-dono haven't
    been to the club room in several days.
[10:42] ---
    Maria-dono occasionally comes to
    have a snack, and then she leaves.
[10:45] ---
    So you and Sena are the
    only ones showing up now?
[10:49] ---
    Yes.
[10:51] ---
    What do I do about this?
[10:55] ---
    Aniki, I'll carry half of those.
[10:57] ---
    Nah, they're not heavy.
[10:59] ---
    Then is there anything else
    I can assist you with?
[11:02] ---
    Not today, I guess.
[11:05] ---
    I see.
[11:06] ---
    I will come back tomorrow, then.
[11:10] ---
    Hey, Yukimura.
[11:12] ---
    Why do you serve me like this?
[11:16] ---
    Because I am your sworn brother.
[11:19] ---
    I'll rephrase the question.
[11:20] ---
    Yes?
[11:22] ---
    Why are you still my sworn brother?
[11:25] ---
    You've realized it by now, haven't you?
[11:28] ---
    I'm not the "true man" you want
    to be--I'm nothing but a wimp!
[11:33] ---
    Yes.
[11:34] ---
    What, seriously?!
[11:36] ---
    Because I am your sworn brother.
[11:38] ---
    Then why the hell haven't you disowned me?!
[11:42] ---
    There's no point to this!
[11:44] ---
    Does there have to be a point?
[11:47] ---
    I am by your side because
    I want to be, Aniki.
[11:55] ---
    Hey... What would you do if
    the Neighbors Club were gone?
[12:00] ---
    Nothing would change.
[12:02] ---
    I would merely keep serving
    you as I always have.
[12:07] ---
    You're really cool, you know that?
[12:09] ---
    No way am I worthy of being your Aniki.
[12:15] ---
    Aniki! I have never been so
    frustrated that I'm not a boy!
[12:22] ---
    Huh?
[12:23] ---
    You're making my heart flutter right now!
[12:26] ---
    Oh, if only I were a brawny man,
    I would overpower you right now
[12:30] ---
    and plunge my raging passion
    into your yaoi hole!
[12:35] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[12:38] ---
    It's a terrible shame.
[12:40] ---
    What you're saying is a shame!
[12:42] ---
    And there's no such thing as a "yaoi hole"!
[12:45] ---
    You jest. Rika-dono told me...
[12:51] ---
    Really?
[12:54] ---
    Right, her...
[12:58] ---
    Rika?
[12:59] ---
    "Please come to the roof right away.
[13:01] ---
    If you're not here in three minutes,
[13:03] ---
    Rika will broadcast to the whole
    school the secret recording she made
[13:07] ---
    of your dramatic BL reading."
[13:08] ---
    Recording?!
[13:10] ---
    Aniki?
[13:11] ---
    Sorry, but could you deliver those
    to the student council room for me?
[13:15] ---
    All right...
[13:16] ---
    I owe you one!
[13:18] ---
    Aniki--
[13:20] ---
    Good luck in your battle.
[13:22] ---
    Thanks!
[13:32] ---
    Three minutes, twenty-six seconds.
[13:36] ---
    Well, Rika will let it slide.
[13:39] ---
    Oh, yeah? I bet you didn't really record me!
[13:44] ---
    Is this how desperate you've
    been for my d-d-di... ck...?
[13:48] ---
    You seriously did it!
[13:50] ---
    Rika is no soft touch.
[13:53] ---
    And? What's your business with me?
[13:55] ---
    It's nothing you'd call "business"...
[13:58] ---
    Rika just wanted to inflict a little
    torture on a certain Yankee wimp
[14:03] ---
    who had the nerve to act cool and say
    he wanted to "value the Neighbors Club"
[14:06] ---
    and then run away like a pathetic loser.
[14:09] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:11] ---
    You're quite meek today.
[14:13] ---
    Anything you say to me,
    Rika, I probably deserve.
[14:17] ---
    Punch me, kick me, or whatever else you want.
[14:21] ---
    Very well, then.
[14:25] ---
    What are those?
[14:26] ---
    A form of artillery Rika can control via
    brain waves: The Nine Lives Breaker.
[14:30] ---
    Rika took the name from a powerful
    spell in Fullmetal Necromancer.
[14:35] ---
    No, I mean--
[14:36] ---
    It's simplest to just show you.
[14:39] ---
    Shatter the very soul of Rika's enemy!
[14:46] ---
    You're going way too far!
[14:48] ---
    No punch from a weakling
    like Rika would hurt much.
[14:53] ---
    You're pushing your luck if you think
    you can escape your guilt that easily.
[14:58] ---
    Rika is angry, you know.
[15:01] ---
    She'll use these to beat that habit
    of running away right out of you!
[15:11] ---
    It's not a habit! That day I--
[15:12] ---
    Rika can understand a sudden love
    confession throwing you off.
[15:16] ---
    Rika's angry about what you did afterward.
[15:27] ---
    Over a week later you still
    haven't come back to the club,
[15:30] ---
    and now you're all lovey-dovey with
    the girl who tried to disband us?!
[15:36] ---
    I'm not lovey-dovey with Aoi!
[15:39] ---
    N-Now you're on a first-name basis!
[15:43] ---
    And you're flirting with the
    student council president, too!
[15:46] ---
    How dare you fall for the sex appeal
    of an older woman, you closet lecher!
[15:51] ---
    You're wrong!
[15:54] ---
    I'm not being seduced by sex appeal.
[15:56] ---
    I'm crazy about Hinata-san's
    personality, not her body!
[16:01] ---
    That's worse!
[16:03] ---
    Wait, by "crazy about her" I
    meant I respect her as a person!
[16:07] ---
    Rika wonders!
[16:09] ---
    Knowing you, you probably got in a
    few accidental peeks, didn't you!
[16:14] ---
    H-How did you know?!
[16:16] ---
    You actually did?!
[16:18] ---
    Nobody should be straight out
    of a romantic comedy like that!
[16:23] ---
    I can't take much more!
[16:27] ---
    Artillery she controls with her brain waves?
[16:29] ---
    Are those cat ears the antenna, then?!
[16:33] ---
    Go!
[16:35] ---
    Damn, I can't get close!
[16:37] ---
    Rika asked Sena-sempai when she fell for you.
[16:42] ---
    So, you saved her from
    some boys at the pool, eh?
[16:46] ---
    Apparently even you were
    manly, once upon a time!
[16:48] ---
    Shut up!
[16:50] ---
    And you've been clearing flags ever
    since! You even stayed at her house!
[16:54] ---
    Quit it with the "flag" thing!
[16:56] ---
    On top of that, she's your
    fiancée and childhood friend?
[16:59] ---
    She's a freaking cheat character!
[17:01] ---
    Take that up with her!
[17:05] ---
    Thanks to which Yozora*-sempai* is
    totally withdrawn and depressed!
[17:08] ---
    Of course she is! Our past is
    a precious memory to Yozora,
[17:13] ---
    and it's been supporting her emotionally!
[17:15] ---
    Hmph! If memories and who met you
    first are really that important,
[17:18] ---
    you might as well just suck
    on Mommy's breasts forever.
[17:23] ---
    You can't just force emotions to be rational.
[17:26] ---
    Well, aren't you a nice guy!
[17:30] ---
    You just keep clearing flags
    with one girl after another--
[17:34] ---
    What are you, some oblivious harem-anime hero
[17:36] ---
    who gets all the girls just by being nice?!
[17:40] ---
    A harem-anime hero, eh?
[17:44] ---
    Yeah, don't I wish!
[17:48] ---
    I'd love to give everyone
    I care about a happy ending
[17:51] ---
    just by being oblivious and nice!
[17:55] ---
    But I'm not some harem hero.
[17:58] ---
    I can't help what can't be helped!
[18:01] ---
    That's why I'm so helplessly lost, moron!
[18:03] ---
    Taking it out on Rika? You're pathetic!
[18:05] ---
    I know that!
[18:07] ---
    I've never had this before!
[18:09] ---
    I've never had a place like this
    club, and it's like a miracle.
[18:12] ---
    It's a nice, kind world
[18:14] ---
    where freaks like us can just be
    who we are without holding back.
[18:19] ---
    That's why I don't ever want to wreck it!
[18:24] ---
    That's meaningless if it makes
    you hold back, you know!
[18:27] ---
    You always pretend to be oblivious
    and act like some bystander,
[18:30] ---
    and then when you can't, you run away!
[18:32] ---
    What's the point of leaving the
    place you love to protect it?!
[18:36] ---
    We don't want a world protected by that
    kind of cheap self-sacrifice, you jerk!
[18:40] ---
    You don't get to talk, you jerk!
[18:43] ---
    Who's the self-sacrificing one here?!
[18:45] ---
    You're always playing the hyper class clown
[18:48] ---
    while you work like hell
    for us behind the scenes!
[18:51] ---
    You're too fucking good to us!
[18:53] ---
    And you're taking on a thankless
    role right now, too!
[18:56] ---
    So which one of us is holding back?!
[18:59] ---
    What do you want, Rika?
[19:04] ---
    Come on, what the hell do you think?
[19:10] ---
    I want friends, damn it!
[19:39] ---
    Apologies, Sempai.
[19:42] ---
    Rika lied about controlling
    them with her brain waves.
[19:45] ---
    Then what are the ears?
[19:47] ---
    Just a toy. Rika uses her brain
    waves to make them twitch.
[19:50] ---
    Excuse me?
[19:57] ---
    You're a tough fighter.
[20:01] ---
    You, too...
[20:03] ---
    The truth is, Rika could
    barely stay on her feet.
[20:11] ---
    Hey, Kodaka-sempai.
[20:13] ---
    Yeah?
[20:15] ---
    If you can't fix things on your
    own, please, come to Rika.
[20:21] ---
    Rika is a genius, you know!
[20:23] ---
    She'll eat your impossibilities
    for breakfast.
[20:31] ---
    Hey, Rika.
[20:33] ---
    Yes?
[20:34] ---
    Be my friend.
[20:37] ---
    Hmm? What did you say?
[20:39] ---
    "What did you say," my ass. Idiot!
[20:44] ---
    Don't be absurd.
[20:49] ---
    After all, we're already
    your friends, aren't we?
[20:57] ---
    It was like ten years ago all over again.
[21:02] ---
    I'm not weak!
[21:08] ---
    But Sora isn't here now. And
    neither is proud little Taka.
[21:16] ---
    Just weak, pathetic Hasegawa Kodaka.
[21:22] ---
    Help me, Rika.
[21:25] ---
    Sure.
[21:28] ---
    One for the Neighbors Club
    history books: we made a friend.
[21:35] ---
    "Common Room 4"
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    Sena.
[21:49] ---
    Sena...
[21:51] ---
    I...
[21:59] ---
    "I'm leaving on a journey. Please
    don't come looking for me."
[22:04] ---
    Huh?!
[22:11] ---
    It looks like our tragically
    flawed youth isn't over yet.
[22:40] ---
    Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
[22:43] ---
    Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
[22:48] ---
    Nani wo shinjitara ii?
[22:53] ---
    Fuantei sugiru sekai de
[22:56] ---
    Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
[23:02] ---
    Nakusu no ga kowakute
[23:06] ---
    Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
[23:09] ---
    Torikago de agaiteta hibi
[23:12] ---
    Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa
[23:18] ---
    Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
    nigirikaeshite kureta ne

[23:25] ---
    Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
    hane yori tsuyoi n da

[23:31] ---
    Tsubasa nante nakutatte
    motto takaku toberu kara

[23:38] ---
    Kitto ima nara daijoubu
[23:41] ---
    Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
[23:47] ---