1 - We Can't Make Any Friends

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    Don't even joke about that!
[00:15] ---
    So then after that...
[00:18] ---
    Yes!
[00:21] ---
    If we don't hurry, she's gonna get mad at us!
[00:23] ---
    Wait for me!
[00:26] ---
    "Please keep the shoe cupboards clean."
[00:27] ---
    So you bought 'em!
[00:28] ---
    Yup yup. I've got new shoes.
[00:31] ---
    So I'm gonna be super-fast today!
[00:33] ---
    I'll leave you in the dust!
[00:34] ---
    Not a chance!
[00:36] ---
    Takayama Kate-sensei, please return
    to the faculty room as soon as possible.
[00:41] ---
    --This one made me cry a lot, too.
[00:41] ---
    --Repeating, Takayama Kate-sensei, please return...
[00:44] ---
    --Why is he in the library?
[00:46] ---
    You're late, freshmen!
[00:48] ---
    I'm sorry!
[00:50] ---
    Change and start running!
[00:51] ---
    Okayyy...
[00:52] ---
    Don't stretch out "okay"!
[00:54] ---
    Okayyy...
[00:55] ---
    What are you going to do now, Sena-sama?
[00:57] ---
    I brought the movie you
    were talking about last time.
[01:03] ---
    "Wind Instrument Club"
[01:04] ---
    What's wrong, Sena-sama?
[01:16] ---
    Forgot my gym uniform.
[01:20] ---
    How about going to that shop again today?
[01:22] ---
    I was gonna ask you the same thing...
[01:27] ---
    S-Sorry!
[01:33] ---
    That was scary!
[01:34] ---
    Miki-chan, are you all right?
[01:50] ---
    QUIVER
[01:51] ---
    Vigorously bursting with goodness*
[01:53] ---
    You know, that's surprisingly addicting
[01:55] ---
    Let's get the ball rolling
    while you're idly acting shy!
[01:59] ---
    Let's make friends and play, yeah!
[02:07] ---
    "Haganai"
[02:11] ---
    I look cool, but I'm actually super lonely
[02:14] ---
    (My delusions went bye, bye, bye
    Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)
[02:18] ---
    I'm not held back any, but this isn't enough
[02:21] ---
    (Is a happy life in the real world far, far, far away?
    Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)
[02:25] ---
    If a group of unlucky people gathered together,
[02:32] ---
    Ah--I can't picture it
[02:34] ---
    This situation is like stepping on a mine!
[02:40] ---
    FIDGET
[02:41] ---
    I totally, totally want to take a peek
[02:43] ---
    I don't want to regret this 100 times
[02:45] ---
    Totally toss aside and
    shake off that boring pride
[02:48] ---
    Unfortunately, this idea popped into my mind,
    and you know, it's surprisingly addicting
[02:52] ---
    Let's find some as we
    clash and rattle each other!
[02:57] ---
    Let's make friends and play, yeah!
[03:01] ---
    I totally, totally want to take a peek
[03:04] ---
    You! Toss aside and shake yourself off
[03:08] ---
    Yes! Well? What do you think of that?
[03:12] ---
    "We Can't Make Any Friends"
[03:15] ---
    Man, Kyou-kun, you're always exaggerating...
[03:17] ---
    I'm serious! I'm telling you it's totally scary!
[03:24] ---
    --Don't tease me! It is not!
[03:26] ---
    --What? Whose voice is that?
[03:28] ---
    --Huh? It's my fault?
[03:29] ---
    --Talking on a cell?
[03:31] ---
    That's what you always say!
[03:34] ---
    --I know that girl...
[03:35] ---
    --I told you, it's not true!
[03:40] ---
    --She's in my class. Mikazuki... Yozora.
[03:43] ---
    --Right, right!
[03:44] ---
    But the Mikazuki I know
    doesn't laugh while talking like that.
[03:50] ---
    She always looks like she's in a lousy
    mood and projects an aura to match...
[03:55] ---
    --I've never seen her talking to anybody.
[03:56] ---
    --Really?!
[03:58] ---
    --And yet...
[03:59] ---
    --I'm happy if that's true.
[03:59] ---
    --Wait a second, she's not holding a cell phone!
[04:02] ---
    --Of course, I haven't thrown in the towel yet.
[04:07] ---
    --What does that mean? Who's she talking to?
[04:08] ---
    --But I don't think he's totally against it, right?
[04:10] ---
    --Is there actually somebody else in there?
[04:12] ---
    --I know that!
[04:14] ---
    --A girl talking to an invisible something
[04:14] ---
    --We've been friends a long time.
[04:16] ---
    --in an otherwise empty classroom at dusk...
[04:17] ---
    --Yeah...
[04:18] ---
    --Well, someday that day may come...
[04:19] ---
    --You know, that book I'm reading
[04:22] ---
    --starts with exactly this kind of situation.
[04:22] ---
    --I hope...
[04:25] ---
    I find out her secret
[04:28] ---
    and throw myself into a battle
    against "something not of this Earth."
[04:33] ---
    Then it develops that, uh...
[04:36] ---
    ...w-we fall in love...
[04:40] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    Tomo-chan, that time you--
[05:07] ---
    Her usual expression is back...
[05:10] ---
    But she was cute when she was laughing...
[05:14] ---
    What?!
[05:17] ---
    Um, can you...
[05:18] ---
    ...see ghosts and stuff like that?
[05:20] ---
    Huh? Ghosts don't exist!
[05:24] ---
    But you were talking to somebody--
[05:26] ---
    You were watching me?!
[05:36] ---
    I-I was just talking to my friend!
[05:39] ---
    My air friend!
[05:50] ---
    Air friend...?
[05:52] ---
    What's that?
[05:54] ---
    Exactly what I said.
[05:56] ---
    You've heard of "air guitar," right?
[05:58] ---
    She's that kind of friend.
[06:00] ---
    So... you pretend someone
    is there and talk to them?
[06:05] ---
    I'm not pretending! Tomo-chan exists.
[06:08] ---
    See, she's right here.
[06:10] ---
    Before, Tomo-chan and
    I were talking about this time
[06:12] ---
    we went to an amusement park in middle school
[06:15] ---
    and this group of guys was hitting on us,
[06:17] ---
    but I was imagining that one of
    them was a new, handsome teacher
[06:21] ---
    --and boy, did we--
[06:22] ---
    --You just said "imagining"!
[06:24] ---
    I did not! It really happened!
[06:27] ---
    How much of it really happened?
[06:30] ---
    I was in middle school...
[06:32] ---
    That's almost 100% fabrication!
[06:35] ---
    I at least wanted the part about
    going to an amusement park to be real!
[06:38] ---
    What would be fun about
    going to an amusement park alone?!
[06:41] ---
    You just admitted you were alone!
[06:43] ---
    Forget what I said.
[06:44] ---
    --Tomo-chan is really cute...
[06:46] ---
    --This girl's off her rocker.
[06:47] ---
    --If I went to an amusement park...
[06:48] ---
    --I'd better do something fast...
[06:48] ---
    --...I'm positive a man would come to me...
[06:50] ---
    ...so I'm just exercising self-control.
[06:52] ---
    What are you looking at me like that for?!
[06:54] ---
    Well, if you wanna talk to a friend,
[06:57] ---
    wouldn't you be better off making a real one?
[07:00] ---
    Not an air friend...
[07:02] ---
    One that actually exists.
[07:04] ---
    If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
[07:08] ---
    No kidding.
[07:11] ---
    Now that I look at you, you're that
    new student who's always alone in class.
[07:16] ---
    It's been a month since I came here.
[07:18] ---
    Stop calling me the "new student."
[07:20] ---
    What's your name?
[07:22] ---
    Hasegawa Kodaka.
[07:25] ---
    Kodaka, you have no right to
    tell me anything about friends.
[07:29] ---
    Suddenly we're on a first-name basis?!
[07:31] ---
    A month has passed and
    you don't even have one friend.
[07:34] ---
    You're a lonely guy, Kodaka.
[07:36] ---
    Wha...?! I don't wanna hear that from
    somebody who made an "air friend"!
[07:39] ---
    You're making fun of Tomo-chan?!
[07:41] ---
    Tomo-chan is cute, smart...
[07:44] ---
    ...great at sports...
[07:46] ---
    ...kind, good at talking, and listening...
[07:49] ---
    And she...
[07:50] ---
    And she would never stab me in the back.
[07:59] ---
    I understand.
[08:00] ---
    There's nothing else I can do.
[08:02] ---
    I don't know how to make friends...
[08:07] ---
    I dunno how, either.
[08:09] ---
    You didn't have any friends at your old school?
[08:12] ---
    Sure I did.
[08:14] ---
    Do you still?
[08:15] ---
    --He said he would text me, but...
[08:15] ---
    --Come on, let's go!
[08:17] ---
    --Just a second!
[08:18] ---
    You probably just thought
    you were friends, Kodaka.
[08:21] ---
    Shut it.
[08:24] ---
    I've got it. How about paying
    someone to be your friend?
[08:28] ---
    That's just sad!
[08:31] ---
    Like 1,000 yen a week for
    spending time together at school...
[08:35] ---
    A lover's contract...
[08:36] ---
    No, a friendship contract...
[08:39] ---
    Well said.
[08:41] ---
    That's it exactly. A contract!
[08:44] ---
    How about just asking to be friends?
[08:48] ---
    I see that kind of thing on dramas
    and stuff, but I don't really get it.
[08:52] ---
    You ask someone to be friends,
    and the moment that person agrees,
[08:55] ---
    a friendship is suddenly formed?
[08:57] ---
    Even if you'd never spoken
    to each other before then?
[09:00] ---
    --What if you never even talk after getting approval?
[09:01] ---
    --Looking good out there.
[09:02] ---
    --You really shortened your time.
[09:03] ---
    --Can you still consider that person your friend?
[09:04] ---
    --Seriously?!
[09:05] ---
    --Yeah!
[09:06] ---
    Well, that kind of thing
    doesn't really suit me either.
[09:11] ---
    Besides, it's not like I need to have friends.
[09:17] ---
    "She's a lonely girl without any friends."
[09:20] ---
    I can't stand condescension.
[09:23] ---
    I see...
[09:25] ---
    I sorta get it.
[09:27] ---
    Certainly, people think
    having few friends is bad.
[09:32] ---
    But maybe that's not quite true.
[09:35] ---
    I'm fine being alone.
[09:37] ---
    Friendships at school...
    superficial friendliness is plenty for me.
[09:43] ---
    Even so...
[09:44] ---
    ...I'd like to have a real friend.
[09:53] ---
    What about clubs?
[09:55] ---
    No way.
[09:56] ---
    Why not?
[09:57] ---
    Right now, it's June of our second year.
[10:00] ---
    Club relationships have been long set.
[10:03] ---
    Nothing would be more embarrassing
[10:05] ---
    than joining a club alone after all this time.
[10:07] ---
    Well, sure, but...
[10:10] ---
    --I really didn't think you'd beat me!
[10:10] ---
    --If your only purpose is to make friends,
[10:12] ---
    --joining a club you have no interest in
[10:13] ---
    --Just shows you my true potential...
[10:14] ---
    --would only screw up their teamwork.
[10:15] ---
    You'd be a new club member
    without any particular talent.
[10:19] ---
    Who would welcome someone like that?
[10:22] ---
    To be sure...
[10:23] ---
    ...my motives aren't pure,
    and I've got no real talents.
[10:26] ---
    Worse, I might end up disturbing
    people who are already friends.
[10:29] ---
    That would suck...
[10:37] ---
    I've got it! A club!
[10:46] ---
    See you later, Kodaka!
[11:02] ---
    "One Month Earlier"
[11:08] ---
    "Sagarakita"
[11:09] ---
    You mean my hair?
[11:10] ---
    Yeah, my late mother,
[11:12] ---
    she was English, see...
[11:14] ---
    Oh, "half-blood"? Yeah, you could call me that.
[11:18] ---
    Thank you. I was heartbroken,
    but time heals all wounds...
[11:25] ---
    My dad had to go abroad for work,
[11:27] ---
    and on my first day here at
    St. Chronica's Academy in Tooyashi,
[11:31] ---
    I took the wrong bus and
    suddenly became way late.
[11:37] ---
    When I finally arrived at school,
[11:39] ---
    I was on the verge of tears.
[11:43] ---
    Compared to the crusading
    armies, Saladin's Islamic army was...
[11:50] ---
    Um... I'm...
[11:52] ---
    ...the transfer student...
[11:54] ---
    Uh... okay!
[11:55] ---
    ...Hasegawa... Kodaka!
[12:01] ---
    Osada-sensei...
[12:03] ---
    Did he attack her?
[12:04] ---
    What? Is he a delinquent?
[12:05] ---
    The new student?!
[12:07] ---
    Look at that hair!
[12:20] ---
    Textbook...
[12:24] ---
    H-Here...
[12:26] ---
    Thank...
[12:30] ---
    By the evening of my first day,
[12:32] ---
    the whole school had heard the rumor
[12:35] ---
    that I'd swiped the textbook
    of the girl sitting next to me.
[12:44] ---
    It's been a month since then,
[12:46] ---
    and I still haven't been able to
    redeem myself for that first-day failure.
[12:50] ---
    See you later, Kodaka!
[12:55] ---
    "Kodaka"...
[12:58] ---
    I haven't been called that for a long time...
[13:06] ---
    In algebraic equations of the
    nth degree, there's always a root.
[13:09] ---
    As a result, the root of n...
[13:14] ---
    The usual...
[13:17] ---
    ...Mikazuki.
[13:24] ---
    Kodaka, follow me.
[13:26] ---
    Mikazuki talked to him!
[13:28] ---
    To the new guy?!
[13:30] ---
    Wha...?! Hey!
[13:34] ---
    What's this about?
[13:35] ---
    I've gone through all the formalities.
[13:38] ---
    Formalities?
[13:39] ---
    To make a new club.
[13:41] ---
    Since joining a club that
    already exists won't work,
[13:44] ---
    I figured I'd make my own.
[13:47] ---
    Certainly...
[13:48] ---
    ...with a new club, social
    relationships can start afresh...
[13:52] ---
    ...but what kind of club would you make?
[14:02] ---
    The Neighbors Club!
[14:05] ---
    Neighbors Club?
[14:06] ---
    That's right.
[14:10] ---
    In compliance with God's instructions,
[14:12] ---
    we become neighbors with our
    fellow students, deepen that friendship,
[14:16] ---
    and, as occasion may require,
    sincerely work hard together.
[14:20] ---
    And an application like
    that is gonna go through?
[14:23] ---
    This school is softhearted.
[14:26] ---
    Throw "God's teachings" or
    whatever in there and they'll usually buy it.
[14:29] ---
    Religion's an easy sell, see?
[14:32] ---
    And what is this
    Neighbors Club actually gonna do?
[14:35] ---
    It's for making friends, of course.
[14:38] ---
    The point is to avoid those contemptuous,
[14:40] ---
    "she's a lonely girl without any friends" looks
[14:42] ---
    by loading up on shallow acquaintances,
[14:45] ---
    while keeping an eye out for those
    "true friends" you mentioned, Kodaka.
[14:48] ---
    Not what I pictured...
[14:51] ---
    Well, good luck.
[14:54] ---
    Why are you talking like you're
    not involved in it? You're a member!
[14:57] ---
    Huh?
[14:58] ---
    You left yesterday before I could get it to you,
[15:00] ---
    so I filled out your sign-up form myself.
[15:03] ---
    Thank me.
[15:04] ---
    As if!
[15:05] ---
    So without further ado,
    let's start our club activities...
[15:08] ---
    Member Kodaka!
[15:13] ---
    W-Wait!
[15:17] ---
    The chapel's common room.
[15:20] ---
    Are you sure it's okay to use it?
[15:22] ---
    The club adviser okayed it, so it's okay.
[15:25] ---
    And will this club adviser give
    guidance on the subject of making friends?
[15:29] ---
    That's out of the question.
[15:31] ---
    The club adviser is Sister Maria,
[15:33] ---
    who doesn't have any friends herself.
[15:35] ---
    Then why did she become our club adviser?
[15:38] ---
    I'm not good at talking to people
    who seem to have a lot of friends.
[15:42] ---
    You're somethin' else...
[15:44] ---
    So, we need to get more members.
[15:46] ---
    There we go!
[15:47] ---
    "We're looking for members!"
[15:48] ---
    What's this?
[15:49] ---
    Our poster.
[15:50] ---
    We're gonna put these up on
    bulletin boards all over the school.
[15:53] ---
    This?
[15:54] ---
    It doesn't give one clue
    about what the club does.
[15:57] ---
    You're not thinking, Kodaka.
[15:59] ---
    Try reading diagonally.
[16:01] ---
    Diagonally?
[16:03] ---
    "Friends wanted"...
[16:06] ---
    Get it?
[16:07] ---
    You stuck a crappy joke in there...
[16:09] ---
    It's not a joke.
[16:11] ---
    Anyone who's always on the lookout for friends
[16:13] ---
    is bound to spot the
    hidden sentence in that poster.
[16:17] ---
    But that's not all.
[16:19] ---
    I tried drawing a scene from that
    famous song, about making 100 friends
[16:24] ---
    and eating rice balls at the top of Mt. Fuji.
[16:26] ---
    Even if they don't catch the diagonal
    sentence, the drawing will clue them in.
[16:31] ---
    R-Really?
[16:34] ---
    All right, let's hang up the posters.
[16:38] ---
    Okay! Next.
[16:43] ---
    Hey, I don't wanna be friends with anyone
[16:45] ---
    whose sensibilities decode this poster.
[16:49] ---
    So you think your own
    sensibility is the arbiter...
[16:52] ---
    The world revolves around you, Kodaka...
[16:53] ---
    You should talk!
[16:57] ---
    This has been bugging me for
    a while. Quit saying, "You! You!"
[17:01] ---
    It rather ticks me off.
[17:02] ---
    G-Got it.
[17:04] ---
    Um, Mikazuki-san...
[17:07] ---
    Yozora! Just Yozora.
[17:10] ---
    Fine.
[17:12] ---
    Y-Yozo... ra...
[17:15] ---
    Hey, don't you have some sorta nickname?!
[17:18] ---
    If possible, I'd rather go with that...
[17:20] ---
    I do.
[17:21] ---
    I did.
[17:23] ---
    I did, but I'm not going to
    tell you what it was, Kodaka.
[17:25] ---
    Why not?
[17:27] ---
    Because only friends use
    nicknames with each other.
[17:32] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[17:39] ---
    I'm beat...
[17:41] ---
    So! Starting tomorrow, we're
    going to begin our regular activities.
[17:44] ---
    I seriously doubt anyone who sees
    that poster will want to join the club...
[17:51] ---
    It seems a new member has shown up already.
[17:55] ---
    We just put the posters up!
[17:59] ---
    This is the Neighbors Club, right?
[18:00] ---
    I want to join...
[18:02] ---
    It's not!
[18:04] ---
    Y-Yozora!
[18:05] ---
    All right, let's begin.
[18:07] ---
    Wait a second! I think
    she wanted to join the club!
[18:10] ---
    Plus she's a girl, an ideal friend for you!
[18:15] ---
    What nonsense are you
    spouting, you blond Yankee?
[18:19] ---
    I've already got a best
    girlfriend, right, Tomo-chan?
[18:22] ---
    Oy...
[18:30] ---
    What's the idea of closing the door in my face?!
[18:32] ---
    I just wanna join the club...
[18:33] ---
    Die, Little Miss Perfect!
[18:40] ---
    Maybe you're acquaintances already...?
[18:42] ---
    She's no acquaintance of mine.
[18:44] ---
    That's Kashiwazaki Sena, class 2-3.
[18:47] ---
    She's the only daughter of the school president.
[18:50] ---
    Boys are always fawning all over her.
[18:53] ---
    She's a nasty princess wannabe.
[18:56] ---
    So that's the president's daughter...
[18:58] ---
    Good grief!
[19:00] ---
    All it takes is blond hair
    and a huge set of knockers
[19:01] ---
    to make guys fawn all over her!
[19:03] ---
    Repulsive!
[19:04] ---
    No, that's not what I'm interested...
[19:07] ---
    Glamorous looks,
[19:09] ---
    great at all sports, outstanding grades...
[19:12] ---
    She's been at the top of the class
    since last year, in every single exam!
[19:15] ---
    What's with this real-lifer?!
[19:17] ---
    I wish she'd croak!
[19:20] ---
    She really needs help...
[19:25] ---
    What is that?
[19:30] ---
    Why are you being so mean to me?!
[19:32] ---
    I told you I'd join your club!
[19:36] ---
    If you're just coming to check it out, I refuse!
[19:38] ---
    I'm not here to check it out!
[19:39] ---
    I saw your poster that said you wanted friends!
[19:42] ---
    I want friends, too!
[19:53] ---
    I am perfect, right?
[19:55] ---
    I'm smart, great at sports...
[19:58] ---
    ...and beautiful, as you can see.
[20:00] ---
    You call vulgar cow udders beautiful?!
[20:02] ---
    Oh, did Flat-as-an-Ironing-Board say something?
[20:05] ---
    I'm not especially flat!
[20:07] ---
    A pair of tangerines looks just about the same
[20:09] ---
    as having nothing, don't you agree?
[20:11] ---
    If I murdered all women
    who had larger breasts than me,
[20:14] ---
    I would then have a
    relatively large rack, wouldn't I?
[20:16] ---
    Would you like to become the
    glorious first sacrifice in my lofty plan?
[20:21] ---
    Um...
[20:22] ---
    About "wanting friends"...
[20:24] ---
    That's right.
[20:26] ---
    You're always surrounded by men!
[20:28] ---
    They're just servants.
[20:31] ---
    What I want are friends.
[20:33] ---
    Especially of the same sex.
[20:34] ---
    So, when groups are formed
    in home ec or the school trip,
[20:38] ---
    I'll have friends I can be with.
[20:40] ---
    "You're popular with the boys, so
    why don't you make a group with them?"
[20:43] ---
    I don't want anyone
    saying that to me ever again!
[20:46] ---
    I need friends!
[20:48] ---
    Come to think of it, I've heard
    girls can be unkind to other girls
[20:51] ---
    who are too popular and good in school.
[20:54] ---
    You're pretty sharp for a Yankee!
[20:57] ---
    I'll step on you, so get down on your knees.
[20:59] ---
    Why would I want you to step on me?!
[21:03] ---
    The boys in my class love that.
[21:06] ---
    Don't tell me you're arrogantly
    looking for more than that?!
[21:09] ---
    You pervert!
[21:10] ---
    I'm not a Yankee or a pervert!
[21:18] ---
    What are you looking at?!
[21:19] ---
    Look, this is perfect, right?
[21:22] ---
    This way, you can both make a friend.
[21:26] ---
    Huh?!
[21:27] ---
    Why would I want to be
    friends with someone like her?!
[21:31] ---
    I don't wanna be friends
    with someone like her, either!
[21:34] ---
    --What do you mean by that, Boob Girl?!
[21:35] ---
    --It's your first meeting!
[21:36] ---
    --Why do you two hate each other so much?!
[21:36] ---
    --No, what do you mean by that, slant-eyes?!
[21:39] ---
    You've got slanted eyes, too!
[21:41] ---
    --My slant eyes are cute...
[21:42] ---
    --Wanna stop for something to eat?
[21:43] ---
    --Yours look like a fox's!
[21:44] ---
    --Yours look like a fox's!
[21:44] ---
    --How about the Mof in front of the station?
[21:45] ---
    --Why don't you die?
[21:46] ---
    You're the one that should die!
[21:48] ---
    In fact, just get out of here.
[21:50] ---
    I'm joining this club!
[21:52] ---
    I've already decided!
[21:54] ---
    Shut up! Get out!
[21:55] ---
    Why don't you get out?!
[21:57] ---
    This is the first day of the Neighbors Club.
[21:59] ---
    One person joined, putting it at three members.
[22:02] ---
    If the results were written down,
    it'd look like things were going smoothly...
[22:05] ---
    ...which would be a mistake...
[22:07] ---
    Hey, I rented a drama
    last night and it was hilarious!
[22:11] ---
    Ooh, what was it?
[22:12] ---
    The heroine thinks these people are her friends,
[22:15] ---
    but they're actually just the opposite.
[22:36] ---
    Ah, my mind is escaping
    reality as ideally as imaginable*
[22:42] ---
    Not that it really matters
    now if I... make friends
[22:46] ---
    Those eyes that belittle me saying,
    "You're a lonesome person on your own," bug me
[22:52] ---
    So, while I was thinking that it'd be cool...
[22:55] ---
    ...if only a superficial group gathered up,
[22:58] ---
    They show up, one here,
    one there, and gather together
[23:02] ---
    The unique characters
[23:04] ---
    Throw me off balance
[23:07] ---
    It ticks me off! Especially that mean meat!
[23:09] ---
    My chest is secretly filled with
    apprehension and I feel a bit indecisive
[23:14] ---
    I can't tell you what's in my heart
[23:17] ---
    Am I the one disappointed by that?
[23:20] ---
    Plow through the fog today!
[23:34] ---
    Ever since the day I got left behind,
    my maiden heart has been filled with regret
[23:41] ---
    Hurry and find it--my lost heart
[23:49] ---
    "Sparkling School Life"
[23:50] ---
    And these two continued.
[23:52] ---
    You've got a lousy personality!
[23:55] ---
    It's better than having
    a defective brain like you!
[23:57] ---
    I'm at the top of our class!
[23:58] ---
    Oh, how wonderful! You know
    how to study, Cow Udders!
[24:02] ---
    Bitch! Daddy will expel you if I ask him to!
[24:05] ---
    Aren't you embarrassed, saying
    "Mommy" and "Daddy" at your age?
[24:09] ---
    Why don't you quit this club?
[24:11] ---
    This is my club!
[24:12] ---
    Since when did it become your club?
[24:14] ---
    "Next time: There's No God in the Electric World."
[24:14] ---
    Next time: "There's No God in the Electric World."
[24:17] ---
    That's the only thing you agree about?