# 1 - We Can't Make Any Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:12] ---**
Don't even joke about that!
**[00:15] ---**
So then after that...
**[00:18] ---**
Yes!
**[00:21] ---**
If we don't hurry, she's gonna get mad at us!
**[00:23] ---**
Wait for me!
**[00:26] ---**
"Please keep the shoe cupboards clean."
**[00:27] ---**
So you bought 'em!
**[00:28] ---**
Yup yup. I've got new shoes.
**[00:31] ---**
So I'm gonna be super-fast today!
**[00:33] ---**
I'll leave you in the dust!
**[00:34] ---**
Not a chance!
**[00:36] ---**
Takayama Kate-*sensei*, please return
to the faculty room as soon as possible.
**[00:41] ---**
--This one made me cry a lot, too.
**[00:41] ---**
--Repeating, Takayama Kate-*sensei*, please return...
**[00:44] ---**
--Why is he in the library?
**[00:46] ---**
You're late, freshmen!
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I'm sorry!
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Change and start running!
**[00:51] ---**
Okayyy...
**[00:52] ---**
Don't stretch out "okay"!
**[00:54] ---**
Okayyy...
**[00:55] ---**
What are you going to do now, Sena-*sama*?
**[00:57] ---**
I brought the movie you
were talking about last time.
**[01:03] ---**
"Wind Instrument Club"
**[01:04] ---**
What's wrong, Sena-*sama*?
**[01:16] ---**
Forgot my gym uniform.
**[01:20] ---**
How about going to that shop again today?
**[01:22] ---**
I was gonna ask you the same thing...
**[01:27] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[01:33] ---**
That was scary!
**[01:34] ---**
Miki-*chan*, are you all right?
**[01:50] ---**
*QUIVER*
**[01:51] ---**
*Vigorously bursting with goodness**
**[01:53] ---**
*You know, that's surprisingly addicting*
**[01:55] ---**
*Let's get the ball rolling
while you're idly acting shy!*
**[01:59] ---**
*Let's make friends and play, yeah!*
**[02:07] ---**
"Haganai"
**[02:11] ---**
*I look cool, but I'm actually super lonely*
**[02:14] ---**
*(My delusions went bye, bye, bye
Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)*
**[02:18] ---**
*I'm not held back any, but this isn't enough*
**[02:21] ---**
*(Is a happy life in the real world far, far, far away?
Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)*
**[02:25] ---**
*If a group of unlucky people gathered together,*
**[02:32] ---**
*Ah--I can't picture it*
**[02:34] ---**
*This situation is like stepping on a mine!*
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*FIDGET*
**[02:41] ---**
*I totally, totally want to take a peek*
**[02:43] ---**
*I don't want to regret this 100 times*
**[02:45] ---**
*Totally toss aside and
shake off that boring pride*
**[02:48] ---**
*Unfortunately, this idea popped into my mind,
and you know, it's surprisingly addicting*
**[02:52] ---**
*Let's find some as we
clash and rattle each other!*
**[02:57] ---**
*Let's make friends and play, yeah!*
**[03:01] ---**
*I totally, totally want to take a peek*
**[03:04] ---**
*You! Toss aside and shake yourself off*
**[03:08] ---**
*Yes! Well? What do you think of that?*
**[03:12] ---**
"We Can't Make Any Friends"
**[03:15] ---**
Man, Kyou-*kun*, you're always exaggerating...
**[03:17] ---**
I'm serious! I'm telling you it's totally scary!
**[03:24] ---**
--Don't tease me! It is not!
**[03:26] ---**
--What? Whose voice is that?
**[03:28] ---**
--Huh? It's my fault?
**[03:29] ---**
--Talking on a cell?
**[03:31] ---**
That's what you always say!
**[03:34] ---**
--I know that girl...
**[03:35] ---**
--I told you, it's not true!
**[03:40] ---**
--She's in my class. Mikazuki... Yozora.
**[03:43] ---**
--Right, right!
**[03:44] ---**
But the Mikazuki I know
doesn't laugh while talking like that.
**[03:50] ---**
She always looks like she's in a lousy
mood and projects an aura to match...
**[03:55] ---**
--I've never seen her talking to anybody.
**[03:56] ---**
--Really?!
**[03:58] ---**
--And yet...
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--I'm happy if that's true.
**[03:59] ---**
--Wait a second, she's not holding a cell phone!
**[04:02] ---**
--Of course, I haven't thrown in the towel yet.
**[04:07] ---**
--What does that mean? Who's she talking to?
**[04:08] ---**
--But I don't think he's totally against it, right?
**[04:10] ---**
--Is there actually somebody else in there?
**[04:12] ---**
--I know that!
**[04:14] ---**
--A girl talking to an invisible something
**[04:14] ---**
--We've been friends a long time.
**[04:16] ---**
--in an otherwise empty classroom at dusk...
**[04:17] ---**
--Yeah...
**[04:18] ---**
--Well, someday that day may come...
**[04:19] ---**
--You know, that book I'm reading
**[04:22] ---**
--starts with exactly this kind of situation.
**[04:22] ---**
--I hope...
**[04:25] ---**
I find out her secret
**[04:28] ---**
and throw myself into a battle
against "something not of this Earth."
**[04:33] ---**
Then it develops that, uh...
**[04:36] ---**
...w-we fall in love...
**[04:40] ---**
Now that you mention it,
Tomo-*chan*, that time you--
**[05:07] ---**
Her usual expression is back...
**[05:10] ---**
But she was cute when she was laughing...
**[05:14] ---**
What?!
**[05:17] ---**
Um, can you...
**[05:18] ---**
...see ghosts and stuff like that?
**[05:20] ---**
Huh? Ghosts don't exist!
**[05:24] ---**
But you were talking to somebody--
**[05:26] ---**
You were watching me?!
**[05:36] ---**
I-I was just talking to my friend!
**[05:39] ---**
My air friend!
**[05:50] ---**
Air friend...?
**[05:52] ---**
What's that?
**[05:54] ---**
Exactly what I said.
**[05:56] ---**
You've heard of "air guitar," right?
**[05:58] ---**
She's that kind of friend.
**[06:00] ---**
So... you pretend someone
is there and talk to them?
**[06:05] ---**
I'm not pretending! Tomo-*chan* exists.
**[06:08] ---**
See, she's right here.
**[06:10] ---**
Before, Tomo-*chan* and
I were talking about this time
**[06:12] ---**
we went to an amusement park in middle school
**[06:15] ---**
and this group of guys was hitting on us,
**[06:17] ---**
but I was imagining that one of
them was a new, handsome teacher
**[06:21] ---**
--and boy, did we--
**[06:22] ---**
--You just said "imagining"!
**[06:24] ---**
I did not! It really happened!
**[06:27] ---**
How much of it really happened?
**[06:30] ---**
I was in middle school...
**[06:32] ---**
That's almost 100% fabrication!
**[06:35] ---**
I at least wanted the part about
going to an amusement park to be real!
**[06:38] ---**
What would be fun about
going to an amusement park alone?!
**[06:41] ---**
You just admitted you were alone!
**[06:43] ---**
Forget what I said.
**[06:44] ---**
--Tomo-*chan* is really cute...
**[06:46] ---**
--This girl's off her rocker.
**[06:47] ---**
--If I went to an amusement park...
**[06:48] ---**
--I'd better do something fast...
**[06:48] ---**
--...I'm positive a man would come to me...
**[06:50] ---**
...so I'm just exercising self-control.
**[06:52] ---**
What are you looking at me like that for?!
**[06:54] ---**
Well, if you wanna talk to a friend,
**[06:57] ---**
wouldn't you be better off making a real one?
**[07:00] ---**
Not an air friend...
**[07:02] ---**
One that actually exists.
**[07:04] ---**
If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
**[07:08] ---**
No kidding.
**[07:11] ---**
Now that I look at you, you're that
new student who's always alone in class.
**[07:16] ---**
It's been a month since I came here.
**[07:18] ---**
Stop calling me the "new student."
**[07:20] ---**
What's your name?
**[07:22] ---**
Hasegawa Kodaka.
**[07:25] ---**
Kodaka, you have no right to
tell me anything about friends.
**[07:29] ---**
Suddenly we're on a first-name basis?!
**[07:31] ---**
A month has passed and
you don't even have one friend.
**[07:34] ---**
You're a lonely guy, Kodaka.
**[07:36] ---**
Wha...?! I don't wanna hear that from
somebody who made an "air friend"!
**[07:39] ---**
You're making fun of Tomo-*chan*?!
**[07:41] ---**
Tomo-*chan* is cute, smart...
**[07:44] ---**
...great at sports...
**[07:46] ---**
...kind, good at talking, and listening...
**[07:49] ---**
And she...
**[07:50] ---**
And she would never stab me in the back.
**[07:59] ---**
I understand.
**[08:00] ---**
There's nothing else I can do.
**[08:02] ---**
I don't know how to make friends...
**[08:07] ---**
I dunno how, either.
**[08:09] ---**
You didn't have any friends at your old school?
**[08:12] ---**
Sure I did.
**[08:14] ---**
Do you still?
**[08:15] ---**
--He said he would text me, but...
**[08:15] ---**
--Come on, let's go!
**[08:17] ---**
--Just a second!
**[08:18] ---**
You probably just thought
you were friends, Kodaka.
**[08:21] ---**
Shut it.
**[08:24] ---**
I've got it. How about paying
someone to be your friend?
**[08:28] ---**
That's just sad!
**[08:31] ---**
Like 1,000 yen a week for
spending time together at school...
**[08:35] ---**
A lover's contract...
**[08:36] ---**
No, a friendship contract...
**[08:39] ---**
Well said.
**[08:41] ---**
That's it exactly. A contract!
**[08:44] ---**
How about just asking to be friends?
**[08:48] ---**
I see that kind of thing on dramas
and stuff, but I don't really get it.
**[08:52] ---**
You ask someone to be friends,
and the moment that person agrees,
**[08:55] ---**
a friendship is suddenly formed?
**[08:57] ---**
Even if you'd never spoken
to each other before then?
**[09:00] ---**
--What if you never even talk after getting approval?
**[09:01] ---**
--Looking good out there.
**[09:02] ---**
--You really shortened your time.
**[09:03] ---**
--Can you still consider that person your friend?
**[09:04] ---**
--Seriously?!
**[09:05] ---**
--Yeah!
**[09:06] ---**
Well, that kind of thing
doesn't really suit me either.
**[09:11] ---**
Besides, it's not like I need to have friends.
**[09:17] ---**
"She's a lonely girl without any friends."
**[09:20] ---**
I can't stand condescension.
**[09:23] ---**
I see...
**[09:25] ---**
I sorta get it.
**[09:27] ---**
Certainly, people think
having few friends is bad.
**[09:32] ---**
But maybe that's not quite true.
**[09:35] ---**
I'm fine being alone.
**[09:37] ---**
Friendships at school...
superficial friendliness is plenty for me.
**[09:43] ---**
Even so...
**[09:44] ---**
...I'd like to have a real friend.
**[09:53] ---**
What about clubs?
**[09:55] ---**
No way.
**[09:56] ---**
Why not?
**[09:57] ---**
Right now, it's June of our second year.
**[10:00] ---**
Club relationships have been long set.
**[10:03] ---**
Nothing would be more embarrassing
**[10:05] ---**
than joining a club alone after all this time.
**[10:07] ---**
Well, sure, but...
**[10:10] ---**
--I really didn't think you'd beat me!
**[10:10] ---**
--If your only purpose is to make friends,
**[10:12] ---**
--joining a club you have no interest in
**[10:13] ---**
--Just shows you my true potential...
**[10:14] ---**
--would only screw up their teamwork.
**[10:15] ---**
You'd be a new club member
without any particular talent.
**[10:19] ---**
Who would welcome someone like that?
**[10:22] ---**
To be sure...
**[10:23] ---**
...my motives aren't pure,
and I've got no real talents.
**[10:26] ---**
Worse, I might end up disturbing
people who are already friends.
**[10:29] ---**
That would suck...
**[10:37] ---**
I've got it! A club!
**[10:46] ---**
See you later, Kodaka!
**[11:02] ---**
"One Month Earlier"
**[11:08] ---**
"Sagarakita"
**[11:09] ---**
You mean my hair?
**[11:10] ---**
Yeah, my late mother,
**[11:12] ---**
she was English, see...
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, "half-blood"? Yeah, you could call me that.
**[11:18] ---**
Thank you. I was heartbroken,
but time heals all wounds...
**[11:25] ---**
My dad had to go abroad for work,
**[11:27] ---**
and on my first day here at
St. Chronica's Academy in Tooyashi,
**[11:31] ---**
I took the wrong bus and
suddenly became way late.
**[11:37] ---**
When I finally arrived at school,
**[11:39] ---**
I was on the verge of tears.
**[11:43] ---**
Compared to the crusading
armies, Saladin's Islamic army was...
**[11:50] ---**
Um... I'm...
**[11:52] ---**
...the transfer student...
**[11:54] ---**
Uh... okay!
**[11:55] ---**
...Hasegawa... Kodaka!
**[12:01] ---**
Osada-*sensei*...
**[12:03] ---**
Did he attack her?
**[12:04] ---**
What? Is he a delinquent?
**[12:05] ---**
The new student?!
**[12:07] ---**
Look at that hair!
**[12:20] ---**
Textbook...
**[12:24] ---**
H-Here...
**[12:26] ---**
Thank...
**[12:30] ---**
By the evening of my first day,
**[12:32] ---**
the whole school had heard the rumor
**[12:35] ---**
that I'd swiped the textbook
of the girl sitting next to me.
**[12:44] ---**
It's been a month since then,
**[12:46] ---**
and I still haven't been able to
redeem myself for that first-day failure.
**[12:50] ---**
See you later, Kodaka!
**[12:55] ---**
"Kodaka"...
**[12:58] ---**
I haven't been called that for a long time...
**[13:06] ---**
In algebraic equations of the
nth degree, there's always a root.
**[13:09] ---**
As a result, the root of n...
**[13:14] ---**
The usual...
**[13:17] ---**
...Mikazuki.
**[13:24] ---**
Kodaka, follow me.
**[13:26] ---**
Mikazuki talked to him!
**[13:28] ---**
To the new guy?!
**[13:30] ---**
Wha...?! Hey!
**[13:34] ---**
What's this about?
**[13:35] ---**
I've gone through all the formalities.
**[13:38] ---**
Formalities?
**[13:39] ---**
To make a new club.
**[13:41] ---**
Since joining a club that
already exists won't work,
**[13:44] ---**
I figured I'd make my own.
**[13:47] ---**
Certainly...
**[13:48] ---**
...with a new club, social
relationships can start afresh...
**[13:52] ---**
...but what kind of club would you make?
**[14:02] ---**
The Neighbors Club!
**[14:05] ---**
Neighbors Club?
**[14:06] ---**
That's right.
**[14:10] ---**
In compliance with God's instructions,
**[14:12] ---**
we become neighbors with our
fellow students, deepen that friendship,
**[14:16] ---**
and, as occasion may require,
sincerely work hard together.
**[14:20] ---**
And an application like
that is gonna go through?
**[14:23] ---**
This school is softhearted.
**[14:26] ---**
Throw "God's teachings" or
whatever in there and they'll usually buy it.
**[14:29] ---**
Religion's an easy sell, see?
**[14:32] ---**
And what is this
Neighbors Club actually gonna do?
**[14:35] ---**
It's for making friends, of course.
**[14:38] ---**
The point is to avoid those contemptuous,
**[14:40] ---**
"she's a lonely girl without any friends" looks
**[14:42] ---**
by loading up on shallow acquaintances,
**[14:45] ---**
while keeping an eye out for those
"true friends" you mentioned, Kodaka.
**[14:48] ---**
Not what I pictured...
**[14:51] ---**
Well, good luck.
**[14:54] ---**
Why are you talking like you're
not involved in it? You're a member!
**[14:57] ---**
Huh?
**[14:58] ---**
You left yesterday before I could get it to you,
**[15:00] ---**
so I filled out your sign-up form myself.
**[15:03] ---**
Thank me.
**[15:04] ---**
As if!
**[15:05] ---**
So without further ado,
let's start our club activities...
**[15:08] ---**
Member Kodaka!
**[15:13] ---**
W-Wait!
**[15:17] ---**
The chapel's common room.
**[15:20] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to use it?
**[15:22] ---**
The club adviser okayed it, so it's okay.
**[15:25] ---**
And will this club adviser give
guidance on the subject of making friends?
**[15:29] ---**
That's out of the question.
**[15:31] ---**
The club adviser is Sister Maria,
**[15:33] ---**
who doesn't have any friends herself.
**[15:35] ---**
Then why did she become our club adviser?
**[15:38] ---**
I'm not good at talking to people
who seem to have a lot of friends.
**[15:42] ---**
You're somethin' else...
**[15:44] ---**
So, we need to get more members.
**[15:46] ---**
There we go!
**[15:47] ---**
"We're looking for members!"
**[15:48] ---**
What's this?
**[15:49] ---**
Our poster.
**[15:50] ---**
We're gonna put these up on
bulletin boards all over the school.
**[15:53] ---**
This?
**[15:54] ---**
It doesn't give one clue
about what the club does.
**[15:57] ---**
You're not thinking, Kodaka.
**[15:59] ---**
Try reading diagonally.
**[16:01] ---**
Diagonally?
**[16:03] ---**
"Friends wanted"...
**[16:06] ---**
Get it?
**[16:07] ---**
You stuck a crappy joke in there...
**[16:09] ---**
It's not a joke.
**[16:11] ---**
Anyone who's always on the lookout for friends
**[16:13] ---**
is bound to spot the
hidden sentence in that poster.
**[16:17] ---**
But that's not all.
**[16:19] ---**
I tried drawing a scene from that
famous song, about making 100 friends
**[16:24] ---**
and eating rice balls at the top of Mt. Fuji.
**[16:26] ---**
Even if they don't catch the diagonal
sentence, the drawing will clue them in.
**[16:31] ---**
R-Really?
**[16:34] ---**
All right, let's hang up the posters.
**[16:38] ---**
Okay! Next.
**[16:43] ---**
Hey, I don't wanna be friends with anyone
**[16:45] ---**
whose sensibilities decode this poster.
**[16:49] ---**
So you think your own
sensibility is the arbiter...
**[16:52] ---**
The world revolves around you, Kodaka...
**[16:53] ---**
You should talk!
**[16:57] ---**
This has been bugging me for
a while. Quit saying, "You! You!"
**[17:01] ---**
It rather ticks me off.
**[17:02] ---**
G-Got it.
**[17:04] ---**
Um, Mikazuki-*san*...
**[17:07] ---**
Yozora! Just Yozora.
**[17:10] ---**
Fine.
**[17:12] ---**
Y-Yozo... ra...
**[17:15] ---**
Hey, don't you have some sorta nickname?!
**[17:18] ---**
If possible, I'd rather go with that...
**[17:20] ---**
I do.
**[17:21] ---**
I did.
**[17:23] ---**
I did, but I'm not going to
tell you what it was, Kodaka.
**[17:25] ---**
Why not?
**[17:27] ---**
Because only friends use
nicknames with each other.
**[17:32] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[17:39] ---**
I'm beat...
**[17:41] ---**
So! Starting tomorrow, we're
going to begin our regular activities.
**[17:44] ---**
I seriously doubt anyone who sees
that poster will want to join the club...
**[17:51] ---**
It seems a new member has shown up already.
**[17:55] ---**
We just put the posters up!
**[17:59] ---**
This is the Neighbors Club, right?
**[18:00] ---**
I want to join...
**[18:02] ---**
It's not!
**[18:04] ---**
Y-Yozora!
**[18:05] ---**
All right, let's begin.
**[18:07] ---**
Wait a second! I think
she wanted to join the club!
**[18:10] ---**
Plus she's a girl, an ideal friend for you!
**[18:15] ---**
What nonsense are you
spouting, you blond Yankee?
**[18:19] ---**
I've already got a best
girlfriend, right, Tomo-*chan*?
**[18:22] ---**
Oy...
**[18:30] ---**
What's the idea of closing the door in my face?!
**[18:32] ---**
I just wanna join the club...
**[18:33] ---**
Die, Little Miss Perfect!
**[18:40] ---**
Maybe you're acquaintances already...?
**[18:42] ---**
She's no acquaintance of mine.
**[18:44] ---**
That's Kashiwazaki Sena, class 2-3.
**[18:47] ---**
She's the only daughter of the school president.
**[18:50] ---**
Boys are always fawning all over her.
**[18:53] ---**
She's a nasty princess wannabe.
**[18:56] ---**
So that's the president's daughter...
**[18:58] ---**
Good grief!
**[19:00] ---**
All it takes is blond hair
and a huge set of knockers
**[19:01] ---**
to make guys fawn all over her!
**[19:03] ---**
Repulsive!
**[19:04] ---**
No, that's not what I'm interested...
**[19:07] ---**
Glamorous looks,
**[19:09] ---**
great at all sports, outstanding grades...
**[19:12] ---**
She's been at the top of the class
since last year, in every single exam!
**[19:15] ---**
What's *with* this real-lifer?!
**[19:17] ---**
I wish she'd croak!
**[19:20] ---**
She really needs help...
**[19:25] ---**
What is that?
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Why are you being so mean to me?!
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I told you I'd join your club!
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If you're just coming to check it out, I refuse!
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I'm not here to check it out!
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I saw your poster that said you wanted friends!
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I want friends, too!
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I am perfect, right?
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I'm smart, great at sports...
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...and beautiful, as you can see.
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You call vulgar cow udders beautiful?!
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Oh, did Flat-as-an-Ironing-Board say something?
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I'm not especially flat!
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A pair of tangerines looks just about the same
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as having nothing, don't you agree?
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If I murdered all women
who had larger breasts than me,
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I would then have a
relatively large rack, wouldn't I?
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Would you like to become the
glorious first sacrifice in my lofty plan?
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Um...
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About "wanting friends"...
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That's right.
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You're always surrounded by men!
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They're just servants.
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What I want are friends.
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Especially of the same sex.
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So, when groups are formed
in home ec or the school trip,
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I'll have friends I can be with.
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"You're popular with the boys, so
why don't you make a group with them?"
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I don't want anyone
saying that to me ever again!
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I need friends!
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Come to think of it, I've heard
girls can be unkind to other girls
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who are too popular and good in school.
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You're pretty sharp for a Yankee!
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I'll step on you, so get down on your knees.
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Why would I want you to step on me?!
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The boys in my class love that.
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Don't tell me you're arrogantly
looking for more than that?!
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You pervert!
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I'm not a Yankee or a pervert!
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What are you looking at?!
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Look, this is perfect, right?
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This way, you can both make a friend.
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Huh?!
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Why would I want to be
friends with someone like her?!
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I don't wanna be friends
with someone like her, either!
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--What do you mean by that, Boob Girl?!
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--It's your first meeting!
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--Why do you two hate each other so much?!
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--No, what do *you* mean by that, slant-eyes?!
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You've got slanted eyes, too!
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--My slant eyes are cute...
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--Wanna stop for something to eat?
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--*Yours* look like a fox's!
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--*Yours* look like a fox's!
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--How about the Mof in front of the station?
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--Why don't you die?
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You're the one that should die!
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In fact, just get out of here.
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I'm joining this club!
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I've already decided!
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Shut up! Get out!
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Why don't *you* get out?!
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This is the first day of the Neighbors Club.
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One person joined, putting it at three members.
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If the results were written down,
it'd look like things were going smoothly...
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...which would be a mistake...
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Hey, I rented a drama
last night and it was hilarious!
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Ooh, what was it?
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The heroine thinks these people are her friends,
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but they're actually just the opposite.
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*Ah, my mind is escaping
reality as ideally as imaginable**
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*Not that it really matters
now if I... make friends*
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*Those eyes that belittle me saying,
"You're a lonesome person on your own," bug me*
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*So, while I was thinking that it'd be cool...*
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*...if only a superficial group gathered up,*
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*They show up, one here,
one there, and gather together*
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*The unique characters*
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*Throw me off balance*
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*It ticks me off! Especially that mean meat!*
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*My chest is secretly filled with
apprehension and I feel a bit indecisive*
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*I can't tell you what's in my heart*
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*Am I the one disappointed by that?*
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*Plow through the fog today!*
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*Ever since the day I got left behind,
my maiden heart has been filled with regret*
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*Hurry and find it--my lost heart*
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"Sparkling School Life"
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And these two continued.
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You've got a lousy personality!
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It's better than having
a defective brain like you!
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I'm at the top of our class!
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Oh, how wonderful! You know
how to study, Cow Udders!
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Bitch! Daddy will expel you if I ask him to!
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Aren't you embarrassed, saying
"Mommy" and "Daddy" at your age?
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Why don't you quit this club?
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This is *my* club!
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Since when did it become your club?
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"Next time: There's No God in the Electric World."
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Next time: "There's No God in the Electric World."
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That's the only thing you agree about?