20 - He's My Brother, But As Long As There's Love, It Doesn't Matter If He Gets More Sisters, Right?

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[00:20] ---
    From Sena?
[00:21] ---
    Okay...
[00:23] ---
    "About the Kobato-mas party!
[00:26] ---
    We're going to Nagaya together
    on Sunday to buy her presents!"
[00:32] ---
    Sunday, huh? Well, I don't
    have anything planned...
[00:36] ---
    "OK. We'll meet Sunday at 1:00 in
    the waiting area at Toya Station."
[00:44] ---
    "Shiguma Rika"
[00:45] ---
    "Aaah!
[00:46] ---
    Rika feels Eros coming from the
    quietly towering telephone poles!
[00:50] ---
    She wants to be tied up!
    She wants to do the deed!
[00:53] ---
    But when she thinks about it, being
    taken from behind could work too!"
[00:58] ---
    "Shut. Up."
[01:00] ---
    "Read it vertically!"
[01:02] ---
    Vertically?
[01:04] ---
    "Let's--go on--a date--tomorrow."
[01:10] ---
    "No."
[01:11] ---
    "Please! I want you to help me pick
    out a present for Kobato-san."
[01:16] ---
    Then just write that.
[01:19] ---
    "For the esteemed Mr. Hasegawa Kodaka.
[01:23] ---
    Dear Mr. Hasegawa Kodaka,
[01:26] ---
    I hope you are well during
    this pleasant fall season.
[01:33] ---
    Please forgive me for the
    suddenness of this letter.
[01:38] ---
    I'm terribly sorry to trouble you
    when you are surely very busy,
[01:41] ---
    but I take pen in hand now because there
    is something I feel I must ask you.
[01:48] ---
    I shall make so bold as to
    come straight to the point.
[01:53] ---
    What should I give to your honored sister?
[01:57] ---
    With my best wishes for your health and--"
[02:00] ---
    That opening was too long!
[02:04] ---
    "Don't worry if you're busy or whatever.
[02:06] ---
    I want you to help pick
    a present for your sis.
[02:08] ---
    You, too?
[02:09] ---
    Tomorrow would be best since
    there's not much time,
[02:12] ---
    but whatever, I don't need you to be there,
[02:14] ---
    And it's gratuitously long...
[02:16] ---
    so don't worry if you're busy or whatever.
[02:17] ---
    More like, why all the "whatever"s?
[02:17] ---
    It's not like I can't pick
    a present or whatever."
[02:21] ---
    Eh, fine.
[02:31] ---
    Yo.
[02:33] ---
    The train bound for Nagaya is
    approaching platform three.
[02:34] ---
    Looks like everybody's here.
[02:36] ---
    Please stay behind the line for your safety.
[02:37] ---
    Okay, let's go, I guess.
[02:55] ---
    Be My Friend
[02:56] ---
    Yeah, you played dumb
[02:59] ---
    Be My Side
[03:00] ---
    But I saw right through you
[03:02] ---
    I'll walk another step toward your side
[03:06] ---
    I bet I can even reach your hand
[03:14] ---
    "Haganai NEXT"
[03:15] ---
    It's more than I imagined--every
    day's a roller coaster
[03:20] ---
    I always barreled ahead with everything I had
[03:28] ---
    Our time won't last forever, now will it?
[03:35] ---
    Now is all we have, so let's make
    sure we remember this moment
[03:42] ---
    Be My Friend
[03:43] ---
    Yeah, you played dumb
[03:45] ---
    Be My Side
[03:46] ---
    But I saw right through you
[03:48] ---
    I'll walk another step toward your side
[03:53] ---
    So I can take your hand
[03:55] ---
    Be My Friend
[03:56] ---
    Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky
[03:58] ---
    Be My Side
[03:59] ---
    But I'm still drawn to it
[04:02] ---
    One more time! I'll reach out
    to you as many times as you need
[04:06] ---
    I bet I can even reach that star
[04:13] ---
    "He's My Brother, But As Long As There's Love,
    It Doesn't Matter If He Gets More Sisters, Right?"
[04:15] ---
    You sit too, Yozora. Over here.
[04:17] ---
    I don't care about sitting!
[04:19] ---
    What are Meat and the others doing here?!
[04:21] ---
    Oh, sorry, I guess I forgot to tell you.
[04:25] ---
    We're all buying Kobato a present,
[04:28] ---
    so bringing people isn't a problem, right?
[04:30] ---
    Sure, but this doesn't sit right with me.
[04:33] ---
    Especially the part where you really
    don't seem to think anything of it.
[04:36] ---
    What did I do?
[04:38] ---
    Forget it, idiot!
[04:39] ---
    Rika had a feeling this might happen...
[04:43] ---
    We must know when we're beaten, everyone.
[04:45] ---
    I quite agree, Rika-dono.
[04:48] ---
    Rika wonders: is this obliviousness real?
[04:52] ---
    Or has he deliberately
    embraced obliviousness?
[04:56] ---
    Rika?
[04:57] ---
    Oh, it's nothing! Rika simply thought,
    "He's as fascinating as ever."
[05:01] ---
    Excuse me?
[05:02] ---
    And are you wearing the
    uniform and lab coat again?
[05:05] ---
    Is there something strange about that?
[05:07] ---
    You're obsessed with your hair lately,
    but you don't care about your clothes.
[05:11] ---
    It's majorly weird.
[05:13] ---
    I mean, today you randomly got highlights
    to make your hair look fuller.
[05:17] ---
    R-Rika didn't expect you to notice so much.
[05:19] ---
    Not bad, Sempai.
[05:22] ---
    But Rika feels like there isn't much
    point in worrying about her clothes.
[05:26] ---
    It's not like her efforts would help, since
    you ignore her even when she's stripping...
[05:30] ---
    But Rika's cute on the outside,
[05:32] ---
    so I think cute clothes would look
    as good on her as anyone else...
[05:38] ---
    Huh? Wait, did I say that out loud again?
[05:40] ---
    Yes, loud and clear!
[05:43] ---
    By the way, Sena-sempai.
[05:45] ---
    What?
[05:46] ---
    Rika thought she'd look at some
    clothes, since we're shopping.
[05:49] ---
    Do you have any stores you recommend?
[05:52] ---
    Y-You want my recommendations?
[05:54] ---
    Yes! You're stylish, so Rika
    would like to learn from you.
[05:58] ---
    Um... I-I don't go to Nagaya that often,
[06:03] ---
    and I usually use posh name-brand shops
    near my house, so I can't really...
[06:07] ---
    There's nothing near your house
    but mountains and rice fields.
[06:11] ---
    Sena-sempai...
[06:12] ---
    Sena-anego...
[06:16] ---
    I'm sorry. I lied. I have
    Stella buy all my clothes,
[06:20] ---
    and she does my hair and makeup, too.
[06:23] ---
    What was that for?! You're pissing me off!
[06:26] ---
    A femininity power of
    just 5, huh? What trash.
[06:29] ---
    A Scouter?
[06:30] ---
    While we're at it, where do
    you buy yours, Yozora-sempai?
[06:33] ---
    On the internet.
[06:34] ---
    I find a model in a fashion
    magazine or the store site
[06:38] ---
    and just buy her whole outfit.
[06:39] ---
    Rika is jealous that you look good
    dressed straight out of a fashion mag!
[06:44] ---
    You're ultra-cute today, too.
[06:46] ---
    "Cute," you say?!
[06:48] ---
    Yep! Very feminine, very sexy-cute.
[06:52] ---
    "Feminine"?
[06:54] ---
    "Sexy... cute"...?
[07:01] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[07:02] ---
    That can't be! This was in the "How
    to Rock the Boyish Look" section!
[07:07] ---
    Yozora-sempai...
[07:08] ---
    Listen, Yozora, a "boyish" look
    doesn't actually equal a mannish one.
[07:17] ---
    It's just a technique to draw
    out your girlish cuteness
[07:20] ---
    by mixing in some pieces
    with an androgynous feel.
[07:23] ---
    More like, anyone paying attention to
    the outside world would notice that!
[07:26] ---
    Not a lot of men walk around exposing
    their thighs and belly buttons!
[07:31] ---
    But... I've never cared how
    any other man dresses...
[07:35] ---
    Huh?
[07:36] ---
    N-Nothing!
[07:46] ---
    I'm going to do some other shopping.
    Kodaka, you can't come with me!
[07:50] ---
    That's fine, but will you
    be okay in the crowds?
[07:52] ---
    Rika will come with you.
[07:55] ---
    I see...
[07:57] ---
    Yukimura, would you mind going
    with Yozora and Rika in my place?
[08:01] ---
    Look after them so they don't collapse
    when they're surrounded by people.
[08:04] ---
    Yes, Aniki. Leave it to me.
[08:08] ---
    We'll be going, then.
[08:10] ---
    Okay, thanks.
[08:13] ---
    So, how about the two of us
    just kind of look around?
[08:20] ---
    Yeah!
[08:26] ---
    Hey, Kodaka, what kind of present would
    up my approval rating with Kobato-chan?
[08:31] ---
    Probably FMN goods, right?
[08:33] ---
    Well, she's pretty much got
    everything she wants already...
[08:36] ---
    Oh, and please don't get
    anything too expensive.
[08:40] ---
    Huh. You're a surprisingly
    responsible guardian.
[08:45] ---
    What would be good, then?
[08:47] ---
    What about something you'd like?
[08:50] ---
    That would be Kobato-chan, of course!
[08:52] ---
    You can't have her!
[08:54] ---
    Hey, I just found something that
    Kobato-chan would 100% like.
[08:58] ---
    What?
[08:59] ---
    Meat.
[09:01] ---
    Not Meat as in you, meat as in food!
[09:03] ---
    I know that, sheesh.
[09:06] ---
    She loves anything with meat in it,
[09:08] ---
    so she's sure to like
    it if you give her meat.
[09:10] ---
    But raw food is a questionable
    choice for a birthday present.
[09:15] ---
    I can't believe Sena just
    corrected my common sense...
[09:18] ---
    Well, let's save that for a last
    resort, and keep looking a little--
[09:22] ---
    Wh-Whoa, wait a second!
[09:24] ---
    What is it?
[09:25] ---
    Th-This is...
[09:29] ---
    Honestly, why should I have to keep
    you company shopping for a whole hour?
[09:34] ---
    Normally it's the opposite!
[09:36] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:37] ---
    And I don't see what's so fun
    about looking at frying pans.
[09:40] ---
    Whoa, there, D-fol pans aren't just any pans!
[09:44] ---
    And I'll tell you exactly why!
[09:45] ---
    Not necessary.
[09:50] ---
    You really are sort of weird, aren't you?
[09:54] ---
    What's wrong with liking cookware?
[09:56] ---
    It's not like that's your only issue, idiot.
[10:00] ---
    Anyway, Yozora and the others
    are taking forever...
[10:02] ---
    Girls always take forever to shop.
[10:06] ---
    That's what gal games say.
[10:08] ---
    You learned that from a game?
[10:11] ---
    Say, what do you think of
    Yozora and Rika and Yukimura?
[10:16] ---
    What do you mean?
[10:20] ---
    Jeez, you're just so... Oh, never mind.
[10:25] ---
    So, don't you want a girlfriend or anything?
[10:28] ---
    I guess I don't not want one...
[10:31] ---
    That's not very definite.
[10:33] ---
    Well, for now my goal is friends.
[10:36] ---
    A boring guy with no friends can't
    get a girlfriend anyway, right?
[10:42] ---
    I don't think that's true.
[10:45] ---
    Hmm?
[10:45] ---
    Jeez, you're just so...
[10:48] ---
    Oh, never mind!
[10:51] ---
    Why do you keep saying that?
[10:54] ---
    Oh, right, Sena--
[10:56] ---
    Um... Wh-What do you think about the fact
    that Yozora and I used to be friends?
[11:03] ---
    Hmm...
[11:05] ---
    I guess I panicked a little
    when I first found out,
[11:09] ---
    but when I thought it over, I
    figured it doesn't matter much.
[11:12] ---
    D-Doesn't matter?
[11:14] ---
    I mean, it's in the past, right?
[11:16] ---
    What's important is the present.
[11:19] ---
    Maybe so.
[11:21] ---
    Well, not that I know what
    Yozora's intentions are.
[11:25] ---
    About what?
[11:26] ---
    Nothing.
[11:28] ---
    I'm just saying I don't
    think I'll lose, that's all.
[11:34] ---
    Also, Kodaka--and this is important,
    so make sure you remember it.
[11:41] ---
    Anybody I like obviously can't be boring!
[11:50] ---
    Wh-What do you think, Kodaka-sempai?
[11:52] ---
    I bought exactly what the clerk recommended.
[11:55] ---
    Um, well, it's... It's like, "Huh,
    Rika pulls it off when she tries."
[12:00] ---
    Rika will choose to take
    that as a compliment.
[12:05] ---
    What do you think of me? I
    received these from Yozora*-anego.*
[12:10] ---
    Whoa, Yukimura, not bad!
[12:13] ---
    E-Er, they look nice on you.
[12:16] ---
    Thank you, Aniki.
[12:18] ---
    And then there's...
[12:20] ---
    Look, you...
[12:23] ---
    You're... you're just
    so... I can't believe you!
[12:27] ---
    Shut up, Meat. I don't
    feel good, so keep quiet.
[12:31] ---
    A track suit...
[12:32] ---
    I found it at a sports store.
    What's wrong with it?
[12:36] ---
    Anyway, this neighborhood isn't for me.
[12:39] ---
    I'll grab a present from
    a store near my place.
[12:42] ---
    Huh?!
[12:43] ---
    Rika's sorry, but she
    wants to go home now too.
[12:46] ---
    Excuse me?!
[12:47] ---
    Sorry, Sena, but my bags are heavy and
    I don't want to walk around with them.
[12:50] ---
    H-Hey!
[12:52] ---
    I shall accompany you, Aniki.
[12:53] ---
    Jeez, you're all so... Why
    are you all such sad cases?!
[12:58] ---
    "King" "Horse"
[13:05] ---
    Yep, perfect! I'm amazing.
[13:08] ---
    But this whole thing is a little lame
    for Kobato-chan's birthday party.
[13:14] ---
    Well, we don't actually know what
    a normal birthday party looks like.
[13:18] ---
    I figure it's about right.
[13:19] ---
    Incidentally, Aniki, what should
    one do at a birthday party?
[13:24] ---
    Hmm, hand over presents and eat cake, right?
[13:28] ---
    But then what do you do?
[13:30] ---
    Perhaps everyone plays a game after that.
[13:33] ---
    We don't have any besides Meat's gal
    games and Rika's computer games.
[13:37] ---
    Doing that as a group doesn't sound fun...
[13:37] ---
    Oh, please. Sheesh, is she nervous?
[13:39] ---
    Rika supposes we should've prepared a game.
[13:42] ---
    She doesn't have any analog
    games in her lab...
[13:45] ---
    Then we'll go to the nearest toy
    store and buy one. Like Twister!
[13:49] ---
    Why Twister?
[13:53] ---
    If you're already at the door,
    you should just get in here!
[14:00] ---
    Happy birthday, Kobato-chan!
[14:06] ---
    I thought I should try popping mine.
[14:08] ---
    Okay, then!
[14:11] ---
    What is this?
[14:13] ---
    Now, Kobato-chan, you sit here!
[14:15] ---
    It's cake time! And... ta-da!
[14:20] ---
    Well? Do you like it, Kobato-chan?!
[14:24] ---
    You always have to go a
    step too far, don't you?
[14:28] ---
    What's your problem?! That
    cake is too lovely for words!
[14:37] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[14:41] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[14:45] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday dear ♪
[14:48] ---
    ♪ Kodaka's little sister ♪
[14:48] ---
    ♪ Kobato ♪
[14:50] ---
    Come on, guys, get that in synch.
[14:52] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:59] ---
    Go on, Kobato, blow out the candles.
[15:03] ---
    Uh-huh.
[15:09] ---
    Congratulations, Kobato-chan!
[15:10] ---
    Good job!
[15:14] ---
    Hey, what was that for?!
[15:15] ---
    Whoops, my hand slipped.
[15:17] ---
    Here, Sempai, say "ah"!
[15:24] ---
    These things smell nice.
[15:27] ---
    It's a talisman.
[15:36] ---
    Jeez, so you got meat after all?
[15:38] ---
    Shut up, you! I thought you
    might want to eat some too...
[15:41] ---
    Meat, that's just too masochistic.
[15:43] ---
    Isn't that great, Kobato?
    We're having sukiyaki tonight!
[15:48] ---
    Enjoy it as if it were me, okay?
[15:50] ---
    No!
[15:54] ---
    Sukiyaki!
[15:56] ---
    Well, somebody's in a good mood.
[15:59] ---
    Today is a good day!
[16:04] ---
    Okay, I'm going to buy ingredients,
    so you go home ahead of me.
[16:08] ---
    Come home quickly, my kin.
[16:16] ---
    Hey!
[16:17] ---
    Geh, Big Brother! What are you doing here?!
[16:20] ---
    Excuse me? That's my house.
    What are you doing?
[16:23] ---
    I was only trying to sneak a peek inside.
[16:27] ---
    Is that a no-no, Big Brother?
[16:28] ---
    It's a no-no. And why do you
    want to see inside, anyway?
[16:32] ---
    Big Brother is home!
[16:34] ---
    Hi, Maria, I didn't know you were here.
[16:36] ---
    Did you get Kate to bring you?
[16:38] ---
    Yep. This is the one thing
    that hag is good for--
[16:42] ---
    Hey, what are you still doing here, hag?!
[16:44] ---
    You brat, before I brought
    you here, didn't you say
[16:47] ---
    "I'll be grateful forever, Big Sister!"?!
[16:49] ---
    So what was that just now?!
[16:51] ---
    Um, er... Shut up, crappy old hag!
[16:56] ---
    Honestly, what a problem child.
[16:58] ---
    Says the girl who was worried
    enough to spy on her.
[17:02] ---
    Well, how about you join us for
    sukiyaki, since you're here?
[17:05] ---
    Sukiyaki?! Can I really?!
[17:07] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[17:10] ---
    My beautiful day has turned poopy.
[17:14] ---
    So you're Kobato-chan, Big
    Brother's real-life sister, eh?
[17:18] ---
    "Big Brother"?
[17:20] ---
    That's what my sister Maria calls him.
[17:23] ---
    If he's Maria's big brother,
[17:24] ---
    and I'm her sister, and
    I'm younger than he is,
[17:28] ---
    then he's my big brother too.
[17:30] ---
    Gah!
[17:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:32] ---
    Bro! Why?! Why do you keep getting
    more little sisters, you big dummy?!
[17:39] ---
    Hey, calm down! I didn't adopt them;
    they just decided to call me that.
[17:44] ---
    Say, why did Maria come over all of a sudden?
[17:48] ---
    She said she had to talk to Kobato-chan.
[17:51] ---
    What business does that foolish minion of God
[17:53] ---
    have with me, the great ruler of the night?
[17:56] ---
    What just happened to Kobato-chan?
[17:58] ---
    Do me a favor and just let it go.
[18:00] ---
    O-Okay...
[18:02] ---
    Hey, Maria, hurry up and give
    Kobato-chan your present!
[18:06] ---
    Present?
[18:08] ---
    Gah! Why did you tell her,
    you poopy crappy hag?!
[18:11] ---
    What's the big deal?
[18:15] ---
    I'm generously giving you
    a present, so be grateful.
[18:19] ---
    B-Birthdays are important,
[18:22] ---
    so I'll give it to you even
    though you're a poopy vampire.
[18:31] ---
    You're an evil being, after all!
[18:34] ---
    You should let its divine power help you
    mend your ways and become a good girl!
[18:39] ---
    Foolish holy woman. Divine
    powers don't work on me!
[18:43] ---
    How dare you! Repent, you evil poopy vampire!
[18:46] ---
    Whatever you say, it still won't work!
[18:48] ---
    Ow, that hurt!
[18:49] ---
    Dummy!
[18:50] ---
    Come on, sukiyaki time.
[18:53] ---
    "Sukiyaki"? I know what that is!
    It's that tasty-sounding thing!
[18:57] ---
    Yay! I'll help set the table!
[19:01] ---
    Say thank you for the present, Kobato.
[19:05] ---
    Tha... Th-Thank... you.
[19:10] ---
    Huh? Did you say something?
[19:12] ---
    N-Never mind, you dummy!
[19:14] ---
    What, you poopy vampire?!
[19:16] ---
    Dummy! Jerk!
[19:18] ---
    Poopy vampire!
[19:21] ---
    You worked hard, Big Brother.
[19:23] ---
    I only got two pieces of meat!
    And there were two whole kilos...
[19:28] ---
    Those girls really ate a lot, huh?
[19:30] ---
    So did you.
[19:32] ---
    I'm so stuffed, I feel sleepy.
[19:35] ---
    Big Brother, can we stay the night?
[19:38] ---
    Fine with me.
[19:39] ---
    Really?!
[19:41] ---
    Thank--
[19:43] ---
    Are you really fifteen?
[19:45] ---
    I turned sixteen a while
    back. And check this out.
[19:49] ---
    Maria gave it to me for my birthday.
[19:51] ---
    Huh, a locket?
[19:54] ---
    What is this?
[19:55] ---
    Maria gave me the cicada shell, and I
    got someone I know to make this for me.
[20:00] ---
    But Kobato-chan's matches hers...
[20:06] ---
    You've got a tough time, huh?
[20:08] ---
    I'm a big sister; it
    comes with the territory.
[20:12] ---
    Maria! We're staying here for the night.
[20:16] ---
    Come on, let's take a bath.
[20:18] ---
    I'll have mine with Big Brother...
[20:19] ---
    Idiot! I'm gonna wash you, be grateful!
[20:22] ---
    No! Lemme go, you poopy hag! Poopy!
[20:24] ---
    Oh, I'll get some sleep clothes for you.
[20:28] ---
    Let me go, poopy hag!
[20:30] ---
    Hey! Settle down!
[20:33] ---
    Wait, where did Kobato go?
[20:42] ---
    Kobato...?
[20:50] ---
    Big Brother, you perv!
[20:52] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:58] ---
    Care to justify yourself?
[21:01] ---
    I'm sorry.
[21:02] ---
    Okay, I forgive you.
[21:03] ---
    Huh? Are you sure?
[21:06] ---
    You didn't actually peek on purpose, did you?
[21:08] ---
    O-Of course I didn't!
[21:10] ---
    So what good would it do to blame you?
[21:13] ---
    Plus, the fact that you don't give
    excuses makes a good impression.
[21:17] ---
    W-Well, because it's true
    that I did something bad.
[21:20] ---
    You really are a good person.
[21:23] ---
    I can see why Pegasus-san likes you.
[21:25] ---
    Are you friends with the President?
[21:28] ---
    He and I are fishing buddies.
    We especially like ayu fishing.
[21:33] ---
    Huh, that's kind of surprising.
[21:35] ---
    You come along sometime!
[21:38] ---
    Okay, got it.
[21:47] ---
    Okay, see you later, Big Brother.
[21:49] ---
    Yeah, see you at school.
[21:51] ---
    Sheesh, I wish you really were our brother.
[21:56] ---
    Or...
[21:58] ---
    Or something even more than that.
[22:01] ---
    Personally, I think that might be nice.
[22:04] ---
    But you've got Sena-*san,
    *so I guess that's out...
[22:07] ---
    O-Okay, later!
[22:13] ---
    It wasn't long at all before I
    learned what Kate's words meant.
[22:40] ---
    A stray cloud blocks my view
[22:43] ---
    Of the star I know should be shining there
[22:49] ---
    What should I believe in?
[22:53] ---
    I was on my way to breaking
[22:56] ---
    The treasure bred in this
    all too changeable world
[23:02] ---
    Because I was afraid of losing it
[23:06] ---
    Those days of sighing "This is absurd"
[23:09] ---
    And flailing inside my birdcage
[23:13] ---
    We were gazing up at the same sky
[23:19] ---
    When I gripped your hand, you
    gripped back, didn't you?
[23:25] ---
    These joined hands are
    stronger than any wings
[23:32] ---
    We can fly higher even without wings
[23:38] ---
    So I know we'll be okay trying now
[23:42] ---
    Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky
[23:51] ---
    Man, that was tasty! Okay,
    let's go home and sleep.
[23:54] ---
    Hey! Do the preview like
    you're supposed to, hag!
[23:56] ---
    Oh, fine. Next time: "My Childhood
    Friend Is Too Much of a Battleground."
[24:00] ---
    Big Brother is really an adult
    if he has a childhood friend!
[24:04] ---
    I want one too!
[24:06] ---
    You're still in your childhood!
[24:08] ---
    I bet in another five years, Kobato-*chan
    *could be your childhood friend.
[24:12] ---
    I don't want a poopy vampire
    for a childhood friend!
[24:15] ---
    She'll stay my enemy forever!
[24:18] ---
    Okay, okay.
[24:20] ---