4 - Underclassmen Don't Hold Back

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[00:32] ---
    Good morning.
[00:45] ---
    That was so scary...
[01:04] ---
    WANAWANA
[01:05] ---
    Gutto Good hajiketeru
[01:07] ---
    Angai nandai hamatten jan
[01:09] ---
    Hito mishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!
[01:13] ---
    Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[01:22] ---
    "Haganai"
[01:25] ---
    Kuuru ni miete, jitsu wa chou sabishii
[01:28] ---
    (Mosou nara bai, bai, bai
    Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)
[01:32] ---
    Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai
[01:35] ---
    (Riajuu kara tooi, tooi, tooi?
    Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)
[01:39] ---
    Zannen doushi de atsumattara
[01:46] ---
    Ah- yosou ga dekinai
[01:48] ---
    Tenkai no jirai wo funda!
[01:55] ---
    SOWASOWA
[01:55] ---
    Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[01:57] ---
    Koukai hyakkai shitakunaitte
[01:59] ---
    Tsumannai puraido nante
    sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:02] ---
    Zannen kannen shite mitara,
    angai nandai hamatten jan
[02:06] ---
    Butsukatte, dogimagi atte, mitsukeyou!
[02:11] ---
    Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
[02:15] ---
    Zettai, zettai nozokitai
[02:18] ---
    You! Sutekicchatte furikicchatte
[02:22] ---
    Yes! Doudai? Doudai, sokontoko
[02:26] ---
    "Underclassmen Don't Hold Back"
[02:30] ---
    Hey, is anyone... here?
[02:35] ---
    Isn't that a sister's outfit?
[02:41] ---
    What's this kid doing here?
[02:45] ---
    I caught a photo of a
    Yankee molesting a little girl.
[02:50] ---
    Kodaka, you're into lolicon?
[02:52] ---
    N-No!
[02:54] ---
    The people who see this
    photo will be the judge of that.
[02:57] ---
    Shall I upload it to some image board?
[03:00] ---
    Don't spread a misunderstanding!
[03:09] ---
    M-Mikazuki Yozora!
[03:11] ---
    It's been a while, hasn't it, Maria?
[03:14] ---
    Welcome to my room.
[03:16] ---
    What do you mean, "my room"?
[03:17] ---
    It was my nap room before
    you cheated me out of it!
[03:21] ---
    You two know each other?
[03:23] ---
    I mentioned it earlier...
[03:25] ---
    Takayama Maria is a sister
    who works at the academy
[03:28] ---
    and is our club's faculty adviser.
[03:29] ---
    Faculty adviser?!
[03:30] ---
    This little kid?
[03:32] ---
    Don't call me "little"!
[03:33] ---
    I'm a legitimate teacher!
[03:36] ---
    How old are you?
[03:37] ---
    Ten!
[03:38] ---
    You look your age...
[03:40] ---
    But what do you mean about her
    tricking you out of the club room?
[03:43] ---
    Th-This woman came to my room...
[03:48] ---
    ...and suddenly slapped my right cheek!
[03:51] ---
    Then she said, "Like the Lord says,
[03:53] ---
    if someone strikes you on the
    right cheek, turn to him the other also."
[03:57] ---
    So then she slapped my left cheek!
[04:00] ---
    And it hurt!
[04:02] ---
    Then she said,
[04:04] ---
    "Like the Lord says, if someone strikes you
[04:06] ---
    on the right cheek, next
    offer them your room!
[04:08] ---
    Then sign their club founding documents
[04:11] ---
    and give them your seal of approval!"
[04:15] ---
    I-I checked it out later, but it
    doesn't say that anywhere in the Bible!
[04:19] ---
    Liar! Thief! Poopyhead!
[04:22] ---
    Don't be so gullible.
[04:24] ---
    I was scared... I thought if
    I resisted, she'd slap me again!
[04:29] ---
    Well, that was unfortunate.
[04:32] ---
    And who the heck are you?
[04:35] ---
    I'm Hasegawa Kodaka. A member of this club.
[04:38] ---
    So you two are Yozora's minions, huh?
[04:40] ---
    How rude! I'm nobody's minion.
[04:44] ---
    That's right. That meat
    has nothing to do with me.
[04:47] ---
    She isn't even a member here.
[04:49] ---
    I am so a member!
[04:50] ---
    Shut up! Anyway, this room is mine!
[04:53] ---
    I quit being the faculty adviser
    to this club I don't even understand!
[04:56] ---
    All of you, get out!
[04:58] ---
    I suppose it was a heavy
    burden for a child after all, huh?
[05:01] ---
    What was that?!
[05:04] ---
    It was unreasonable of me to
    ask a child to be a faculty adviser.
[05:08] ---
    I was being foolish.
[05:10] ---
    I'm sure no adult would give
    up a role she had agreed to.
[05:15] ---
    I-I'm a respectable adult!
[05:17] ---
    Don't bite off more than
    you can chew, little girl.
[05:20] ---
    I did assume that a girl genius
    nun like Maria-sensei would be okay,
[05:26] ---
    but I guess my confidence was misplaced.
[05:30] ---
    I'm an adult!
[05:31] ---
    Being faculty adviser would be a cinch!
[05:35] ---
    You don't have to make yourself do it...
[05:37] ---
    I-I'm not making myself!
[05:40] ---
    Then you'll continue as club adviser?
[05:43] ---
    Of course!
[05:44] ---
    In that case, bow your head and say,
[05:46] ---
    "I want to be your faculty
    adviser. Please let me do it."
[05:49] ---
    I want to be your faculty
    adviser. Please let me do it.
[05:52] ---
    And you'll have to let me
    use this room as I see fit.
[05:55] ---
    Do you swear to God?
[05:56] ---
    I swear!
[05:57] ---
    And if you ever tell me again that
    you're going to quit being faculty adviser,
[06:01] ---
    you won't mind if I strip you naked
    and send photos all over the Net?
[06:05] ---
    I won't mind!
[06:06] ---
    Really? Then...
[06:08] ---
    ...let's have a round of applause for
    Takayama Maria-sensei, our faculty adviser.
[06:13] ---
    Come on, clap too!
[06:15] ---
    S-Sure...
[06:18] ---
    Shucks, you're embarrassing me.
[06:20] ---
    Well, leave everything to me, you lowlifes.
[06:24] ---
    You've got to clean the room every day.
[06:26] ---
    But right now I'm thirsty,
    so fetch me some tea.
[06:29] ---
    Got it!
[06:32] ---
    There's nothing easier than fooling a fool.
[06:37] ---
    Somebody's watching you?
[06:39] ---
    Yeah. At least, I have the
    weird feeling I'm being watched...
[06:43] ---
    Maybe it's a stalker...?
[06:49] ---
    Kodaka, are you serious?
[06:51] ---
    I mean, think about it!
[06:52] ---
    90% of stalkers' motives are
    related to romantic feelings.
[06:56] ---
    Have you had anything remotely resembling
    a romance since coming to this school?
[07:00] ---
    Enough!
[07:01] ---
    I was an idiot to even ask your advice!
[07:05] ---
    Wait, Kodaka.
[07:07] ---
    I can't let a fellow club
    member suffer alone.
[07:10] ---
    I'll help you catch your stalker!
[07:17] ---
    Hm. I really do get the
    feeling we're being watched...
[07:19] ---
    Yes. Kodaka wasn't just being paranoid.
[07:23] ---
    This wasn't what I meant.
[07:26] ---
    All the students we pass
    are giving us the eyeball!
[07:30] ---
    How am I supposed to
    find the secret starer now?!
[07:33] ---
    Sena-sama's abandoned me...
[07:35] ---
    Now he's got two babes waiting on him!
[07:37] ---
    --Oh...
[07:37] ---
    --Maybe he's got some dirt on them...
[07:38] ---
    --So that's what it is...
[07:40] ---
    You've got the wrong idea! I...
[07:44] ---
    I've seen that in movies...
[07:46] ---
    Where the hoodlum goes,
    "What the hell are you starin' at?!"
[07:50] ---
    First time I've seen it in real life, though.
[07:56] ---
    It wasn't my idea to bring them
    along, so why am I the bad guy?
[08:11] ---
    So you're the culprit...
[08:17] ---
    W-What the hell is that for?!
[08:19] ---
    Isn't this what they call a "shakedown"?
[08:22] ---
    No!
[08:24] ---
    My name is Kusunoki Yukimura.
    I'm in class 1-1.
[08:28] ---
    That sounds like a military commander
    from the Warring States period.
[08:30] ---
    Exactly.
[08:31] ---
    My parents chose it, hoping I'd become
[08:35] ---
    a fine son of Japan, like Sanada Yukimura.
[08:39] ---
    "Son of Japan"?
[08:41] ---
    Yes. As you can see, I'm a boy.
[08:44] ---
    No, I can't see that...
[08:48] ---
    What's the idea of following me around?
[08:50] ---
    Actually, I'm the victim of bullying.
[08:54] ---
    Bullying, huh?
[08:56] ---
    So that kind of thing
    happens in this school too?
[08:59] ---
    There is no school without bullying.
[09:05] ---
    Why is there bullying, anyway?
[09:09] ---
    Because it's fun.
[09:10] ---
    It's fun?
[09:12] ---
    People like to attack others
    without getting harmed themselves.
[09:17] ---
    Killing living things,
    badmouthing someone on the Net...
[09:21] ---
    If the person that's bullied is at fault,
[09:23] ---
    the bully uses that as a
    pretext and enjoys it even more.
[09:27] ---
    Spoken like a true bully...
[09:30] ---
    Don't you dare lump me in with them!
[09:38] ---
    S-So this has something
    to do with tailing Kodaka?
[09:41] ---
    Yes. I was trying to learn how to
    be a strong man like Kodaka-sempai.
[09:48] ---
    Like this good-for-nothing Yankee?
[09:50] ---
    Excuse me?
[09:51] ---
    No rules can tie him down, and
    he lives life just the way he wants to.
[09:56] ---
    Bold and open-hearted,
[09:57] ---
    he steals money and goods as he desires,
[10:00] ---
    using his power to eliminate
    those who don't follow his orders,
[10:03] ---
    while having beautiful women serve up
    sumptuous feasts of wine and themselves.
[10:06] ---
    His behavior shows no fear of God,
[10:08] ---
    as he is indeed his own lord
    throughout heaven and earth.
[10:11] ---
    You make me sound like Totaku!
[10:13] ---
    I follow school rules, have never stolen
    money, and I don't make women serve me!
[10:17] ---
    You're just being modest.
[10:19] ---
    It's not modesty!
[10:20] ---
    In other words, Yukimura,
[10:22] ---
    you want to become a strong
    man who doesn't get bullied?
[10:25] ---
    How do people bully you?
[10:28] ---
    The boys in my class
    exclude me from the group.
[10:32] ---
    For example, in gym...
[10:34] ---
    ...if I start to change my clothes,
[10:37] ---
    all of the boys nearby take off.
[10:40] ---
    Or while playing dodge ball,
    I'm the only one they don't aim at.
[10:44] ---
    Hey, are you sure that's bullying?
[10:46] ---
    Ow!
[10:47] ---
    I feel so sorry for you
    that I think I'm going to cry.
[10:51] ---
    I get treated this way
    because I'm so feminine.
[10:54] ---
    But I'm positive that the bullying
    will stop if I become manlier!
[10:59] ---
    Kusunoki Yukimura...
[11:01] ---
    Facing difficulties with your
    own strength is praiseworthy.
[11:06] ---
    You should thoroughly study the
    path of becoming a man with Kodaka.
[11:10] ---
    Thank you.
[11:11] ---
    However,
[11:13] ---
    Kodaka is a busy member
    of our Neighbors Club.
[11:17] ---
    Of course, if you join as well,
[11:19] ---
    you'll be able to observe
    Kodaka from even closer-up.
[11:22] ---
    I'll join.
[11:23] ---
    This is totally different from when I joined!
[11:25] ---
    What's your angle, Yozora?
[11:27] ---
    What's the problem? You can
    think of it as getting an underling.
[11:31] ---
    This way, you'll be a
    consummate delinquent, Kodaka.
[11:33] ---
    What are you talking about, "consummate"?!
[11:35] ---
    Underling?
[11:37] ---
    I can be Kodaka-sempai's underling?
[11:40] ---
    That makes me happy.
[11:42] ---
    Can I call you Aniki sometimes?
    
[11:46] ---
    D-Do whatever you want.
[11:56] ---
    So this ten-year-old teacher
    becomes our club adviser,
[12:00] ---
    and then a boy who you'd
    swear was a girl joins the club.
[12:05] ---
    An-chan, these days,
    all you talk about is that club.
[12:11] ---
    Did you say something?
[12:13] ---
    Not a single word!
[12:16] ---
    The very idea of Raysis Vi
    Felicity Sumeragi being unnerved
[12:21] ---
    is absurd!
[12:22] ---
    Yeah, yeah. Eat everything on your plate.
[12:28] ---
    "Curry Bun" "Legend of the Strongest Delinquent"
    What's this?
[12:29] ---
    A snack.
[12:31] ---
    Yozora taught me it's common
    sense for underlings
[12:34] ---
    to buy food and Yankee manga.
[12:37] ---
    That girl is so irresponsible...
[12:41] ---
    Please enjoy it, Aniki.
[12:44] ---
    He made the kid buy it?
[12:45] ---
    I feel sorry for that freshman.
[12:46] ---
    He even forced him to buy manga!
[12:49] ---
    Hey, wait!
[12:54] ---
    Shit! Since joining the Neighbors Club,
    my reputation has dropped like a rock!
[13:00] ---
    "Science Lab"
[13:15] ---
    Hey! Are you okay?
[13:18] ---
    "Infirmary"
[13:23] ---
    This is actually interesting...
[13:25] ---
    I've gotta remember to
    pay Yukimura back later.
[13:28] ---
    A second-year boy
[13:31] ---
    of average height and build,
[13:32] ---
    with dishwater-blond hair
    and a menacing look in his eye.
[13:36] ---
    Sempai, are you the one who
    carried Rika to the infirmary before?
[13:40] ---
    Rika?
[13:41] ---
    Shiguma Rika. Shi plus
    the animal, kuma ...
[13:45] ---
    ...and "Rika" as in
    rika shakai .
[13:46] ---
    A first-year student.
[13:47] ---
    I see. Well, I am the
    one who carried you over.
[13:51] ---
    Thank you for saving Rika's life.
[13:54] ---
    Oh, I... ah, don't worry about it.
[13:57] ---
    Rika could not do that.
[13:59] ---
    Sempai, you're Rika's savior.
[14:02] ---
    Rika must repay you a price
    that is commensurate with her life.
[14:05] ---
    Your life? Are you telling me the
    chemicals in that beaker were dangerous?
[14:09] ---
    No, not especially...
[14:11] ---
    It was a fast-acting sleeping drug,
    so Rika can say it was safe.
[14:15] ---
    In that case, I'm no lifesaver.
[14:18] ---
    Perhaps Rika's life wasn't really in danger.
[14:21] ---
    However, if you hadn't taken
    Rika to the infirmary, Sempai,
[14:25] ---
    boys acting like starved wild animals
    could have done something terrible to Rika!
[14:30] ---
    Something terrible?
[14:33] ---
    Rape!
[14:34] ---
    R-Rape?!
[14:36] ---
    That's the kind of development that
    happens in the books Rika's fond of reading.
[14:40] ---
    Men could have come in
    while Rika was sleeping
[14:43] ---
    and lustfully ripped off her clothes...
[14:45] ---
    ...and then, one after another, in a frenzy,
[14:48] ---
    --they would ravage Rika's delicate body...
[14:50] ---
    --Did she say "rape"?
[14:51] ---
    --Was that girl raped?
[14:51] ---
    --Pounding her wildly...
[14:53] ---
    C-Come with me!
[14:54] ---
    What?
[14:58] ---
    Kodaka?!
[15:01] ---
    Sorry!
[15:03] ---
    I mean, what are you talking about, "rape"?!
[15:05] ---
    You're right; it is something that shouldn't
    be discussed in front of other people.
[15:08] ---
    Anyway, Rika must give you a token
    of gratitude for saving her chastity.
[15:12] ---
    I don't need it!
[15:13] ---
    Then maybe Rika can fix that
    bad blonde dye job for you?
[15:18] ---
    This is my real hair.
[15:20] ---
    It's true.
[15:22] ---
    It's sorta a keepsake from my English
    mother, so I'm not gonna mess with it.
[15:31] ---
    Ow! What the hell are you doing?!
[15:33] ---
    Rika's interested in your DNA, Sempai.
[15:36] ---
    Interested how?
[15:38] ---
    Rika's got to get back to the science lab.
[15:41] ---
    The science lab?
[15:42] ---
    Yes. Rika's a science lab student.
[15:44] ---
    There's such a thing?
[15:46] ---
    Yes. It's a science lab version
    of "infirmary students."
[15:50] ---
    You mean...
[15:54] ---
    I see. Things are complicated
    for you too, huh?
[15:58] ---
    Please don't look at Rika
    with such kind eyes.
[16:00] ---
    You're making Rika feel bashful.
[16:03] ---
    Um... Sempai...?
[16:05] ---
    Rika still doesn't know your name.
[16:07] ---
    Oh. It's Hasegawa Kodaka.
[16:10] ---
    Hasegawa... Kodaka-sempai, is it?
[16:17] ---
    For the first time in Rika's life,
    she's interested in mammals.
[16:28] ---
    I've brought you some coffee, Aniki.
[16:33] ---
    But...
[16:34] ---
    ...why are you wearing
    a maid uniform, Yukimura?
[16:38] ---
    It's special training to
    help him become a real man.
[16:40] ---
    Huh?! What kind of special training?
[16:43] ---
    Yozora said:
[16:45] ---
    "Real men, no matter what they're wearing,
[16:50] ---
    exude masculinity that can't be hidden."
[16:54] ---
    --When I can muster manliness from my soul,
[16:55] ---
    --There you go, putting ideas in his head!
[16:57] ---
    --even while wearing an outfit like this,
[16:57] ---
    --What about you, Kodaka?!
[16:59] ---
    --I heard a rumor that you raped
[16:59] ---
    --that will serve as proof
[17:00] ---
    --that I've become a real man.
[17:01] ---
    --an innocent underclassman!
[17:03] ---
    --I did not!
[17:04] ---
    Anyway, that girl can't
    fit in with other people,
[17:06] ---
    so she spends all day in the science lab!
[17:09] ---
    Is that right?
[17:10] ---
    Hey! I just remembered!
[17:13] ---
    That girl you helped
[17:15] ---
    is "genius girl inventor" Shiguma Rika.
[17:18] ---
    I hear that since elementary school,
[17:19] ---
    she's created all kinds
    of things, from electronics
[17:21] ---
    to medicines to computer programs.
[17:23] ---
    She's even provided
    technology to large corporations.
[17:26] ---
    Daddy convinced her to enroll here,
[17:30] ---
    but she doesn't have to attend any classes.
[17:31] ---
    She doesn't have to go to class?
[17:33] ---
    That's right. She's a "science lab student."
[17:36] ---
    In fact, the science lab itself
    was constructed for her sake.
[17:39] ---
    She's totally getting VIP treatment!
[17:42] ---
    Is it okay to give one
    student such special treatment?
[17:45] ---
    Huh?
[17:46] ---
    Isn't it normal for the superior
    to be given preferential treatment
[17:49] ---
    over the mediocre?
[17:50] ---
    By rights, they should
    build me my own room, too.
[17:54] ---
    Here you are.
[17:56] ---
    Thank you.
[18:00] ---
    I found you, Kodaka-sempai!
[18:02] ---
    W-What do you want?
[18:04] ---
    Rika heard that you belonged
    to this "Neighbors Club"...
[18:08] ---
    ...so she thought that
    maybe she would join...
[18:10] ---
    Join the club?!
[18:13] ---
    Here's the sign-up application.
[18:15] ---
    Shiguma Rika or whatever your name...
[18:17] ---
    This club exists for a certain noble purpose.
[18:21] ---
    As such, there is a qualification.
[18:24] ---
    You mean the purpose of making friends?
[18:27] ---
    H-How did you know?!
[18:29] ---
    Rika saw "friends wanted" on
    the Neighbors Club recruiting poster.
[18:35] ---
    You got it from that poster?
[18:37] ---
    It seems Rika's conjecture was correct.
[18:39] ---
    If the qualification is not having
    friends, Rika is confident she fulfills it.
[18:44] ---
    Yes, you do seem to meet
    the club entrance requirement.
[18:49] ---
    Very well. Starting today,
    you'll be a member of our club, too.
[18:53] ---
    This way, Rika will always be able
    to meet Kodaka-sempai after school!
[18:57] ---
    Incidentally, Rika is looking forward
    to getting to know the rest of you, too.
[18:59] ---
    As long as you don't interfere
    with Kodaka-sempai and Rika...
[19:03] ---
    How is this "not fitting
    in with other people"?
[19:05] ---
    Something's brushing against my arm...
[19:08] ---
    Sorry.
[19:09] ---
    Rika forgot about the dirty
    book she left in her pocket.
[19:11] ---
    Dirty book?!
[19:12] ---
    You walk around with something like that?!
[19:15] ---
    Yes. Um, do you want to see it?
[19:17] ---
    You'd show it to people?!
[19:18] ---
    This is so exciting, it
    makes Rika's head spin!
[19:24] ---
    It just looks like robot manga to me...
[19:26] ---
    How is it dirty?
[19:28] ---
    Well, this is ZZ x Unit-02, so...
[19:35] ---
    "How do you like the taste of my
    prized high mega-bazooka, Unit-02?!"
[19:39] ---
    "Ooh, ZZ, it's so fat and hard,
[19:43] ---
    i-it went all the way in!
[19:45] ---
    I-It's incredible!"
[19:47] ---
    "How about this?! You can't stand
    it when I attack you there, can you?!
[19:50] ---
    Now I'm going to pierce your DT Field!"
[19:54] ---
    "N-No! It's my first time, so do it gently!
[19:58] ---
    That huge, dual-equipped
    mega-beam cannon won't fit in me!"
[20:08] ---
    "I can't hold on anymore!
[20:09] ---
    Energy at 170%... Fully charged!
[20:13] ---
    I'm letting loose!"
[20:17] ---
    "Stop!
[20:23] ---
    You're gonna break me in half!
[20:29] ---
    Your hot stuff is inside me!
[20:37] ---
    Universe!!"
[20:49] ---
    It's wonderful no matter
    how many times Rika reads it!
[20:52] ---
    And the best part is the mechas' expressions
[20:55] ---
    when they simultaneously reach climax!
[20:57] ---
    There aren't many artists
    who can depict ahegao like that!
[21:02] ---
    There's something wrong with you.
[21:05] ---
    Rika's always known
[21:07] ---
    that no one would understand.
[21:09] ---
    But Rika won't give in!
[21:11] ---
    Sempai! How about trying
    sexual intercourse with Rika?
[21:16] ---
    W-W-What are you saying?! Have you no shame?!
[21:19] ---
    But Sempai, from what Rika hears,
[21:22] ---
    these days, there are
    what you call "sex friends"!
[21:26] ---
    No! There is no such thing!
[21:28] ---
    You're unexpectedly innocent, Sempai!
[21:32] ---
    A-Anyway, you can't do that kind of thing!
[21:35] ---
    I refuse to recognize se--
    Impure friends like that!
[21:40] ---
    But, Sempai, Rika thinks that males and
    females can't form regular friendships...
[21:44] ---
    That isn't true!
[21:49] ---
    W-What's wrong, Yozora?
[21:52] ---
    Nothing at all...
[21:53] ---
    It seems Rika has stepped on a land mine.
[21:57] ---
    But from now on, let's try
    lots of different things together,
[22:00] ---
    Kodaka-sempai!
[22:01] ---
    --Why do I feel an ache in my heart?
[22:02] ---
    --What do you mean "lots of things"?
[22:05] ---
    --Rika will start thinking about that. Ha ha!
[22:05] ---
    --Why did she notice that crap poster?!
[22:07] ---
    --How about a drug to
[22:08] ---
    --What's with this girl?
[22:09] ---
    --make you think only of Rika?
[22:10] ---
    --Why is she so chummy with Kodaka?
[22:12] ---
    D-Did you say something?
[22:14] ---
    No.
[22:15] ---
    We didn't say a word!
[22:36] ---
    Aa, nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
[22:42] ---
    Ima sara docchi datte
    ikkedo... tomodachi zukuri
[22:46] ---
    Hitori sabishii yatsu da to
    sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru
[22:52] ---
    De, uwattsura dake atsumattara...
[22:55] ---
    Sore de ii to omotte iru uchi ni~
[22:58] ---
    Are yo are yo to toujou, sorotte
[23:02] ---
    Hatenkou na yatsura ni
[23:04] ---
    Maipeesu midasarete yuku
[23:07] ---
    Atama kuru! Toku ni nikukkuki niku!
[23:09] ---
    Watashi no mune, hisoka
    ni asette yuujou fudan kimi de
[23:14] ---
    My heart tsutaerarenai
[23:17] ---
    Zannen na no wa watashi na no ka?
[23:20] ---
    Moya moya wo kakiwake Today!
[23:34] ---
    Okizari ni sareta otome
    gokoro ano hi kara kuyande iru
[23:41] ---
    Hayaku mitsuke dashite, maigo no kokoro
[23:51] ---
    Kodaka*-sempai*, please give Rika your genes!
[23:53] ---
    Please, inside Rika's...
[23:54] ---
    I-I-I-Inside what?!
[23:55] ---
    Inside Rika's laboratory test tube!
[23:57] ---
    You already took my hair!
[23:59] ---
    Come to think of it, you said it was a
    keepsake from your mother or something...
[24:02] ---
    Yeah, my late mother was English.
[24:05] ---
    Though my old man is
    an average Japanese guy.
[24:07] ---
    Rika thought all half-Japanese
    men were good-looking...
[24:09] ---
    Sorry to burst your bubble! Yeesh!
[24:11] ---
    Kobato inherited all of
    the genes for cuteness!
[24:13] ---
    Kobato?
[24:13] ---
    Next time: "This Time,
    the SAGA is a Serious Battle."
[24:14] ---
    "Next time: This Time,
    the SAGA is a Serious Battle."
[24:16] ---
    Tell me, Sempai! Who's Kobato?!