7 - My Cell Phone Doesn't Get Many Calls

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[00:15] ---
    You're really going out in that?
[00:19] ---
    I've told you before that a true heir
    of the Night Tribe transcends heat.
[00:29] ---
    Even hotter today...
[00:35] ---
    Abominable light of the sun...
[00:38] ---
    You may look forward to the day
[00:41] ---
    the Night Tribe plunges
    the world into darkness.
[00:49] ---
    Right now, I wouldn't object to that...
[01:03] ---
    QUIVER
[01:04] ---
    Vigorously bursting with goodness
[01:06] ---
    You know, that's surprisingly addicting
[01:08] ---
    Let's get the ball rolling
    while you're idly acting shy!
[01:12] ---
    Let's make friends and play, yeah!
[01:21] ---
    "Haganai"
[01:24] ---
    I look cool, but I'm actually super lonely
[01:27] ---
    (My delusions went bye, bye, bye
    Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)
[01:31] ---
    I'm not held back any, but this isn't enough
[01:34] ---
    (Is a happy life in the real world far, far, far away?
    Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)
[01:38] ---
    If a group of unlucky
    people gathered together,
[01:45] ---
    Ah--I can't picture it
[01:47] ---
    This situation is like stepping on a mine!
[01:54] ---
    FIDGET
[01:54] ---
    I totally, totally want to take a peek
[01:56] ---
    I don't want to regret this 100 times
[01:58] ---
    Totally toss aside and
    shake off that boring pride
[02:01] ---
    Unfortunately, this idea popped into my mind,
    and you know, it's surprisingly addicting
[02:05] ---
    Let's find some as we
    clash and rattle each other!
[02:10] ---
    Let's make friends and play, yeah!
[02:14] ---
    I totally, totally want to take a peek
[02:17] ---
    You! Toss aside and shake yourself off
[02:21] ---
    Yes! Well? What do you think of that?
[02:25] ---
    "My Cell Phone Doesn't Get Many Calls"
[02:32] ---
    I'm alive again...
[02:34] ---
    Aniki...
[02:35] ---
    You must be exhausted.
[02:37] ---
    So you finally made it, Kodaka?
[02:40] ---
    The same time we always
    meet after school, right?
[02:43] ---
    It's summer vacation, so what would
    be the point of meeting at the usual time?
[02:47] ---
    When did you guys get here?
[02:49] ---
    About 1:00.
[02:50] ---
    When I got here, Meat
    was already playing a game.
[02:53] ---
    Sena got here a little before Yozora.
[02:57] ---
    Everyone's so early...
[02:59] ---
    How about you, Yukimura?
[03:00] ---
    I was here at 8:00.
[03:02] ---
    If I were ever here later than you, Aniki,
[03:04] ---
    I would have to commit seppuku, so...
[03:06] ---
    I don't think you should be
    prepared to do that over a club...
[03:10] ---
    This is your meal for today, Aniki.
[03:12] ---
    Well, actually, I had lunch at home...
[03:14] ---
    And you don't have to fix me
    snacks even during summer break.
[03:18] ---
    Does this mean you're
    relieving me of my post?
[03:22] ---
    Aniki doesn't need me anymore...
[03:26] ---
    Since it's come to this, I will meet
    my end by committing seppuku.
[03:29] ---
    Wait, I need you! I couldn't do without you!
[03:33] ---
    Hey, hey! Brother, you're not gonna eat that?
[03:37] ---
    I see...
[03:38] ---
    She was waiting for me to bring her lunch...
[03:41] ---
    Um, Yukimura. Is it okay if
    I give the pastries to Maria?
[03:45] ---
    I mean, I'd be grateful if
    you prepared lunch for Maria,
[03:48] ---
    instead of me, during summer vacation.
[03:51] ---
    It's improper for a samurai
    to serve two masters.
[03:55] ---
    This guy's a pain in the ass...
[03:57] ---
    Yukimura! Maria is, um...
[04:00] ---
    She's like my little sister.
[04:02] ---
    It's not especially improper
[04:04] ---
    for a samurai to look after the
    little sister of his master, is it?
[04:06] ---
    True... I mean...
[04:08] ---
    That would actually be a great honor!
[04:11] ---
    Little sister?
[04:13] ---
    Brother's little sister?
[04:17] ---
    Maria-dono...
[04:18] ---
    In accordance with Aniki's command,
[04:20] ---
    from today on, I will be in
    charge of preparing your meals.
[04:23] ---
    I'm counting on you!
[04:27] ---
    So these are convenience store pastries?!
[04:30] ---
    Look at all the additives in here!
[04:36] ---
    Deeelicious!
[04:37] ---
    This looks incredibly unhealthy!
[04:40] ---
    A real man isn't bothered by additives.
[04:43] ---
    Yukimura, from tomorrow on,
    only bring healthy stuff for Maria.
[04:48] ---
    Understood, Aniki.
[04:50] ---
    If you give your dog a taste of luxury,
    disciplining it becomes a major pain.
[05:01] ---
    Well, I'll see you later.
[05:08] ---
    God, it's hot...
[05:09] ---
    You're working as hard as ever, Aniki.
[05:12] ---
    Where are the others?
[05:14] ---
    The girls aren't here yet.
[05:16] ---
    Maria-dono remembered a duty
    she had to do as a sister
[05:19] ---
    and went home.
[05:21] ---
    I see.
[05:22] ---
    Did you give Maria lunch?
[05:23] ---
    Yes. Just as you instructed,
    I was careful to make it healthy.
[05:27] ---
    Something nutritious...
[05:29] ---
    Protein?
[05:31] ---
    Did Maria eat all that?!
[05:33] ---
    It was your order, Aniki,
[05:34] ---
    so I hardened
    my heart and forced her to eat it.
[05:38] ---
    Seriously?
[05:40] ---
    Now I understand how Hashiba Hideyoshi
    felt when he executed Manpukumaru.
[05:45] ---
    Manpukumaru?
    
[05:46] ---
    He was the eldest son of Azai Nagamasa,
    who was overthrown by Oda Nobunaga.
[05:50] ---
    But he was crucified at
    the tender age of ten.
[05:53] ---
    I'm sure that when Manpukumaru met
    his end, he screamed just like she did today.
[05:57] ---
    Screamed?!
[05:59] ---
    Just like she did?!
[06:01] ---
    Maria-dono remembered a duty she
    had to do as a sister and went home.
[06:04] ---
    Remembered... Remembered...
[06:11] ---
    F-From tomorrow on, please make it something
[06:14] ---
    that tastes good and is low in additives.
[06:16] ---
    I don't want her going through
    Manpukumaru's tragedy again!
[06:19] ---
    Understood. Please leave it to me.
[06:31] ---
    So no one's coming after all...
[06:33] ---
    You're working hard, Aniki.
[06:40] ---
    Hey, everyone...
[06:42] ---
    Why didn't any of you come yesterday?
[06:44] ---
    Kodaka-sempai! Were you lonely
    because you couldn't meet Rika?
[06:48] ---
    It's not like I was
    particularly lonely, but...
[06:51] ---
    I had something to do yesterday.
[06:53] ---
    I had a hard time yesterday, too.
[06:56] ---
    A hard time?
[06:57] ---
    The game was almost over,
[06:59] ---
    so I thought I'd come here
    as soon as I saw the ending...
[07:01] ---
    ...but then it actually took
    me about four more hours!
[07:04] ---
    Longer than I expected!
[07:06] ---
    But I was really moved, so I don't mind...
[07:08] ---
    I mean, when Mikane
    reaches the goal, it's so touching!
[07:14] ---
    So you were playing a game...
[07:16] ---
    I'll lend it to you! Play it, too, Kodaka!
[07:19] ---
    It'll be a missed opportunity if you don't!
[07:21] ---
    After you see the ending, if you
    start over again from the beginning,
[07:24] ---
    it ties in with the last scene--
[07:27] ---
    B-By the way...!
[07:28] ---
    What?
[07:29] ---
    I think we should do something
[07:31] ---
    so we all know what time we're
    meeting here and who can't make it.
[07:34] ---
    You may have something there...
[07:36] ---
    That's not a bad idea
    coming from you, Kodaka.
[07:39] ---
    So how do we do it?
[07:41] ---
    Um... a Net bulletin board?
[07:44] ---
    --Forget it!
    - -No way!
[07:45] ---
    A flat-out no?! Why?!
[07:47] ---
    Other than for mail orders
    and researching things,
[07:49] ---
    I try to use the Net as little as possible.
[07:51] ---
    Oh, really?
[07:52] ---
    Yes. Recently.
[07:54] ---
    I did something last time...
[07:56] ---
    I'm not even gonna ask what it was.
[07:59] ---
    Thank you.
[08:00] ---
    I've had a bad experience with Net
    bulletin boards too, so I don't wanna use one.
[08:05] ---
    Just remembering it ticks me off!
[08:07] ---
    The way those trolls treated me!
[08:09] ---
    I'll never forgive them!
[08:12] ---
    Did you get in an argument?
[08:14] ---
    After all, those morons were
    calling my Natsumi a hot-blooded idiot!
[08:19] ---
    I couldn't just let that slide!
[08:20] ---
    Despite the way she looks,
    Natsumi has a pretty sensitive side.
[08:24] ---
    Despite the way she looks...?
[08:26] ---
    Badmouthing Natsumi in front
    of me is a declaration of war!
[08:30] ---
    Either they admit how
    stupid they are and apologize,
[08:33] ---
    or we fight until one side is decimated!
[08:37] ---
    Anyway, bulletin boards
    are no good for you, right?
[08:39] ---
    Then how about that, you know, SNS
    thing that's popular these days, like Nixi?
[08:45] ---
    You use Nixi, Kodaka?
[08:47] ---
    In that case, invite me!
[08:48] ---
    No, I don't use it... and I'm
    guessing you don't either, Sena.
[08:51] ---
    Nope.
[08:52] ---
    How about you, Yozora?
[08:54] ---
    There's no way I could become a member.
[08:56] ---
    Me neither.
[08:58] ---
    Rika isn't a member either!
[09:00] ---
    Basically, if a real friend
    doesn't invite you, you can't join.
[09:05] ---
    We can't even join Nixi?
[09:09] ---
    But... Nixi isn't the only
    social networking service!
[09:12] ---
    There are lots where
    you don't need an invitation.
[09:15] ---
    Um, Kodaka-sempai...
[09:17] ---
    Can't we just keep in touch
    with each other using our cells?
[09:22] ---
    Cells?!
[09:23] ---
    Do you mean "cell phones"?
[09:26] ---
    Uh huh...
[09:28] ---
    That's right. I can use my cell phone
    to do more than just call home...
[09:33] ---
    Rika, you're a genius!
[09:35] ---
    Certainly, that never crossed my mind.
[09:38] ---
    I suppose my cell phone *isn't
    *just a tool to look for karaoke shops!
[09:42] ---
    Shiguma Rika... I have no choice
    but to acknowledge you as a genius!
[09:47] ---
    Rika is happy to be praised.
[09:49] ---
    Then should we start by
    exchanging our email addresses?
[09:53] ---
    Yeah!
[09:57] ---
    Th-This is it!
[10:00] ---
    "7/14: Kobato" "7/10: Kobato"
[10:01] ---
    "7/19: House" "7/17: House"
[10:03] ---
    M-Me too!
[10:10] ---
    Here it is!
[10:12] ---
    I took my cell phone out!
[10:15] ---
    Then let's go ahead and exchange addresses.
[10:18] ---
    Right...
[10:19] ---
    What a brightly colored
    phone you have, Kodaka-sempai!
[10:22] ---
    Rika doesn't often see them like that.
[10:24] ---
    Really?
[10:38] ---
    Okay, let's do it with infrared light.
[10:40] ---
    I-Infrared light?
[10:42] ---
    W-Why infrared light?
[10:44] ---
    Certainly, I think I've heard
    the legend that it's possible
[10:49] ---
    for recent cell phones to
    exchange data with infrared light,
[10:52] ---
    but it's actually true?
[10:54] ---
    W-What do I push?
[10:55] ---
    Are you serious?! When did
    cell phones evolve like that?!
[11:00] ---
    There.
[11:01] ---
    Y-Yukimura?
[11:03] ---
    Thank you, Yukimura-kun!
[11:05] ---
    Okay, Rika got your address, Yukimura-kun!
[11:08] ---
    I've received yours, as well.
[11:10] ---
    D-Don't tell me they're
    already done exchanging data?!
[11:13] ---
    In that short space of time?!
[11:15] ---
    Hey, modern kids really are
    different from the rest of us...
[11:18] ---
    It can do all that?!
[11:19] ---
    Yeah. This is the virtual generation
    that lives in a digital world.
[11:22] ---
    --To them, everything is like a video game.
[11:25] ---
    --They sure are going on about being
[11:26] ---
    --Those kids don't know what pain is.
[11:27] ---
    --different than us in just one regard...
[11:28] ---
    People like Aniki, who survive
    by relying on their own strength,
[11:33] ---
    have no interest in cell phones, right?
[11:35] ---
    I didn't think you'd be able to handle
    infrared without any trouble, Yukimura!
[11:40] ---
    Oh...
[11:42] ---
    I just don't know how to do it!
[11:43] ---
    It's strange for someone who has no friends
[11:45] ---
    to be able to use a function like this!
[11:47] ---
    Kodaka! I'll type in your address
    the normal way, so tell me what it is!
[11:50] ---
    Got it! I was just thinking
    it'd be faster that way too.
[11:54] ---
    Here, this is my number and address.
[11:58] ---
    I went too far...
[12:00] ---
    Still, your address is too complicated...
[12:02] ---
    It's because I haven't changed
    it since I bought the phone.
[12:06] ---
    Where's the dot?
[12:11] ---
    I did it!
[12:12] ---
    Good.
[12:13] ---
    A-All right... Kodaka, I'm gonna...
[12:16] ---
    ...send you an email...
    email from a cell phone...
[12:19] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[12:28] ---
    I got it!
[12:29] ---
    You got it?!
[12:30] ---
    "Email"
[12:30] ---
    This is your email, Yozora?
[12:34] ---
    Let's see, to register it...
[12:36] ---
    "Mika... zuki... Yo... zora..."
[12:41] ---
    This is my first email
    address from outside my family!
[12:44] ---
    It feels like something
    is filling up my heart!
[12:47] ---
    Oh, really?
[12:48] ---
    You didn't have addresses of
    kids from your previous schools?
[12:50] ---
    No.
[12:52] ---
    At my farewell parties, there were
    people who said they'd send me emails,
[12:56] ---
    but when I think about it, I never
    did exchange addresses with them.
[13:01] ---
    I see. Then my address is your
    first one, apart from your family...
[13:05] ---
    Incidentally, my phone doesn't
    even have my family's addresses saved.
[13:09] ---
    Your address is my genuine first one, Kodaka!
[13:11] ---
    Wow, really?!
[13:15] ---
    Maybe we should have taught them
    how to use infrared data transfer,
[13:19] ---
    but looking at those two in such high spirits
[13:21] ---
    makes Rika feel that we who
    know how to do it are the losers.
[13:24] ---
    Hmph!
[13:26] ---
    Fussing over a cell phone! It's stupid!
[13:28] ---
    What are you mad about?
[13:30] ---
    I'm not mad!
[13:32] ---
    Well, okay then...
[13:33] ---
    Come on, tell me your address, too.
[13:37] ---
    Don't have one.
[13:41] ---
    I don't have a stupid cell phone!
[13:44] ---
    Oh, really?
[13:45] ---
    It's not like I'm envious or anything!
[13:48] ---
    They're gadgets made for the
    giggling airheads in my class!
[13:52] ---
    It's unnecessary for someone
    with as much class as me!
[13:55] ---
    Well, there are a lot of people around
    the world who don't need a cell phone.
[14:00] ---
    That's right.
[14:01] ---
    I don't need a phone, let alone a cell phone!
[14:04] ---
    No matter where I am or what I'm doing,
[14:06] ---
    the ignorant masses should gratefully
    listen to this goddess's heavenly voice!
[14:10] ---
    That's asking too much...
[14:16] ---
    Hello?
[14:17] ---
    It's me.
[14:20] ---
    Save my phone number.
[14:22] ---
    Okay, sure.
[14:23] ---
    Wait. As long as we're
    on the phone, let's talk.
[14:27] ---
    Well, okay, but...
[14:28] ---
    All right, why don't we
    talk about last night's dinner?
[14:31] ---
    What did you eat, Kodaka?
[14:33] ---
    Um... What was it, again...?
[14:34] ---
    Who cares about what you
    two had for dinner last night?!
[14:38] ---
    Quiet, Meat.
[14:39] ---
    Can't you keep your mouth shut
    when people are talking on the phone?
[14:42] ---
    You really are meat lacking any common sense.
[14:45] ---
    Anyway, cell phones are
    convenient, aren't they?
[14:49] ---
    We can have a conversation
    even when we're apart.
[14:50] ---
    In that case, go away and
    then have a conversation!
[14:53] ---
    I'll give you a call on your cell
    when I'm leaving for the club.
[14:57] ---
    And from now on, let's plan all
    our club activities together by email.
[15:03] ---
    By the way, I went to a restaurant
    for dinner last night and had
[15:06] ---
    meat.
[15:07] ---
    To be precise, it was curry with chicken
[15:09] ---
    meat
[15:10] ---
    in it, but the
[15:11] ---
    meat
[15:12] ---
    was so tender and delicious.
[15:16] ---
    What are you talking about?
[15:17] ---
    Meat,
[15:18] ---
    it has nothing to do with you.
[15:19] ---
    That restaurant's *meat
    *wasn't just chicken meat.
[15:22] ---
    They also had pig meat and cow *meat,
    *all of which were domestic products.
[15:26] ---
    It was so delicious and yet reasonably
    priced, I wondered how they could
[15:29] ---
    meet the demand.
[15:30] ---
    You could eat all the
    meat you wanted for just...
[15:34] ---
    Shut up with your "Meat! Meat!"
[15:36] ---
    Hey!
[15:36] ---
    Stupid! Stupid! Idiot!
[15:39] ---
    Yozora, you're an idiot!
[15:44] ---
    Dammit, that stupid Meat...
[15:48] ---
    You really do have a talent for getting
    under Sena's skin with pinpoint accuracy.
[15:56] ---
    I'm home.
[15:59] ---
    You're late, my other half.
[16:01] ---
    Yeah. I'll go make dinner now.
[16:10] ---
    In one stroke, my contact addresses double!
[16:24] ---
    Who would be calling at this hour?
[16:31] ---
    Hello? Hasegawa here...
[16:33] ---
    H-Hello?!
[16:36] ---
    What the hell? A crank call?
[16:48] ---
    Hello?
[16:50] ---
    Hello?!
[16:51] ---
    U-Um, I'm Kashiwazaki Sena...
[16:55] ---
    I-I-I-I-Is Kodaka...
    I mean, Kodaka-kun... there?
[16:58] ---
    Sena?
[16:59] ---
    Huh? Is this Kodaka?
[17:01] ---
    Yeah.
[17:02] ---
    Stupid! You dummy! Don't scare me, stupid!
[17:05] ---
    Your voice is scary, moron!
[17:07] ---
    Look, what the hell time do you think it is?
[17:11] ---
    Enough about that. Kodaka,
    what's your cell phone like?
[17:15] ---
    What's it like? It's a normal one.
[17:17] ---
    But there are all kinds, aren't there?!
[17:20] ---
    Like companies and models...
[17:23] ---
    The company is Turn-AU.
[17:25] ---
    I don't really know what model it is...
[17:27] ---
    Look it up now!
[17:28] ---
    Huh?
[17:29] ---
    Just do it!
[17:31] ---
    Um, it's an M61b...
[17:35] ---
    Turn-AU M61b, right?
[17:37] ---
    Yeah.
[17:38] ---
    Got it. Talk to you later.
[17:41] ---
    What the hell was that about?
[18:06] ---
    "Waiting for you here
    totally naked, Kodaka-sempai.
[18:11] ---
    You just imagined Rika
    in the nude, didn't you?
[18:14] ---
    You have a dirty mind, Sempai!"
[18:17] ---
    "Shiguma" "Subject: Butt"
[18:19] ---
    "Incidentally, Yozora-sempai
    is in her birthday suit, too!
[18:21] ---
    As proof, I'm sending you a
    photo of Sempai's cute, perky tushy!"
[18:29] ---
    "That was Rika's arm!"
[18:34] ---
    "Ohhh!"
[18:36] ---
    "Yozora-sempai, why are you
    pulling down Rika's panties?
[18:41] ---
    Aieee! I can't pose like
    this, it's too embarrassing!"
[18:52] ---
    Kodaka, be careful.
[18:54] ---
    This one's a pervert!
[18:56] ---
    Kodaka-sempai!
[18:57] ---
    Rika's just noticed how great
    the girls' love genre is, too!
[19:00] ---
    Rika thinks that as long as
    it's erotic, it's probably all good!
[19:03] ---
    You really have a lot of energy, huh?
[19:06] ---
    It's only tea, but...
[19:07] ---
    Thank you.
[19:18] ---
    Where is everyone?
[19:19] ---
    They all had things to do, so they went home.
[19:21] ---
    Why don't we take off too?
[19:23] ---
    Yeah...
[19:26] ---
    The goddess has descended to Earth!
[19:29] ---
    Okay.
[19:31] ---
    I'm going back to sleep.
[19:32] ---
    W-What's with the lack of reactions?!
[19:34] ---
    I wonder if you'll be able keep up
    the indifference when you see this!
[19:38] ---
    What do you think? I asked Daddy for
    it yesterday, so he bought one for me!
[19:43] ---
    Huh? That's the same one as mine.
[19:45] ---
    Even the color...
[19:46] ---
    H-Huh. Go figure. W-What a coincidence.
[19:49] ---
    It's no coincidence...
[19:51] ---
    The same as Kodaka's?
[19:54] ---
    Now we can exchange addresses!
[19:57] ---
    Hurry up!
[19:59] ---
    All right...
[20:00] ---
    Do you know how to do infrared data transfer?
[20:02] ---
    Of course!
[20:03] ---
    You just learned how to do
    it yourself yesterday, Kodaka!
[20:06] ---
    That's true...
[20:12] ---
    Come on! I'll do you a favor and
    exchange addresses with you too, Yozora!
[20:15] ---
    I don't need your address.
[20:17] ---
    Hey! I went to the trouble of buying this,
[20:19] ---
    so the least you could
    do is tell me your address!
[20:21] ---
    Do you want me to
    share it with you that badly?
[20:24] ---
    N-No, it's not like that...
[20:27] ---
    I have no interest in your address at all.
[20:30] ---
    I'm just saying that, as clubmates,
[20:32] ---
    I thought I'd do you a favor by
    exchanging addresses with you.
[20:35] ---
    Be grateful!
[20:36] ---
    I see. Thank you! I'll just
    accept the feeling behind it.
[20:40] ---
    Just the feeling isn't good enough!
[20:44] ---
    Bitch with a greedy-looking face...
[20:47] ---
    If you want it that badly,
    show me your sincerity.
[20:49] ---
    Sincerity?! I'm not gonna
    lick your feet or anything!
[20:54] ---
    Oh, just forget it! Stupid Yozora!
[20:59] ---
    She's too soft.
[21:06] ---
    "Kashiwazaki Sena"
[21:07] ---
    It's Sena.
[21:08] ---
    "I'm gonna harass the moron by email,
    so sneak me over Yozora's address."
[21:14] ---
    This is her first email?
[21:16] ---
    That stupid Meat...
[21:19] ---
    Kodaka, show me Meat's address.
[21:22] ---
    There's nothing for it.
    I'll send Meat my address.
[21:27] ---
    O-Okay...
[21:35] ---
    "Neighbors Club"
[21:41] ---
    What?! What is this?!
[21:43] ---
    Tell me, what is this?!
[21:45] ---
    It won't stop! W-What should I do?!
[21:52] ---
    What is this?!
[21:55] ---
    My cell phone...
[21:57] ---
    Well, I'm going home.
[21:58] ---
    Help me, Kodaka!
[22:02] ---
    S-Sure, let me see it.
[22:06] ---
    W-What'll I do if it can't be fixed?
[22:08] ---
    My cell phone...
[22:10] ---
    No, I think it'll be okay.
[22:13] ---
    Look, see? I'll fix it.
[22:15] ---
    It's not broken, Sena.
[22:36] ---
    Ah, my mind is escaping
    reality as ideally as imaginable
[22:42] ---
    Not that it really matters
    now if I... make friends
[22:46] ---
    Those eyes that belittle me saying,
    "You're a lonesome person on your own," bug me
[22:52] ---
    So, while I was thinking
    that it'd be cool...
[22:55] ---
    ...if only a superficial group gathered up,
[22:59] ---
    They show up, one here,
    one there, and gather together
[23:02] ---
    The unique characters
[23:04] ---
    Throw me off balance
[23:07] ---
    It ticks me off! Especially that mean meat!
[23:09] ---
    My chest is secretly filled with
    apprehension and I feel a bit indecisive
[23:14] ---
    I can't tell you what's in my heart
[23:17] ---
    Am I the one disappointed by that?
[23:20] ---
    Plow through the fog today!
[23:34] ---
    Ever since the day I got left behind,
    my maiden heart has been filled with regret
[23:41] ---
    Hurry and find it--my lost heart
[23:50] ---
    Meat, these days, everyone has a smart phone.
[23:53] ---
    Smart phone?
[23:54] ---
    I-I've heard of them!
[23:55] ---
    They're efficient and can do anything,
    but there's a condition to use them.
[23:59] ---
    You have to be smart, Meat,
    so naturally, that rules you out.
[24:02] ---
    Really?!
[24:03] ---
    I'm lying.
[24:04] ---
    You really are stupid!
[24:06] ---
    W-What?! I believed you for a second there!
[24:08] ---
    But now that I think about it, there couldn't
[24:10] ---
    possibly be anything that this
    goddess couldn't use. In the first--
[24:12] ---
    Next time: "School Swimsuits Don't Appear."
[24:12] ---
    "Next time: School Swimsuits Don't Appear."
[24:15] ---
    A swimsuit episode?
[24:16] ---
    Yeesh! Why are men so hooked on swimsuits?!