17 - A Man Is Among Them!
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[00:12] ---
So... are you marrying Zaki's girl?
[00:16] ---
Me?!
[00:17] ---
Yeah. I just called him up,
[00:20] ---
and he started askin'
me about a wedding date!
[00:24] ---
He did sound kinda sloshed, though.
[00:27] ---
So, are you datin' Sena-chan?
[00:29] ---
O-Of course not!
[00:31] ---
Aw, bummer.
[00:34] ---
Do you at least have your
first girlfriend, then?
[00:36] ---
No.
[00:38] ---
A girlfriend, when I don't
even have a friend-friend...?
[00:40] ---
Huh? What did you say?
[00:42] ---
Oh, hey, Kobato got a boyfriend. She's
staying at his place again tonight.
[00:46] ---
What?! Who the hell is he?!
[00:48] ---
Who's the bastard who
made a move on my angel?!
[00:50] ---
He's gonna pay! I'm comin'
back to Japan right now!
[00:52] ---
I was kidding. Okay, bye.
[00:54] ---
Huh? Hey, wait a--
[01:11] ---
Be My Friend
[01:12] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[01:15] ---
Be My Side
[01:16] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[01:18] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[01:22] ---
Sono te ni datte todokisou sa
[01:30] ---
"Haganai NEXT"
[01:31] ---
Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi
[01:36] ---
Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da
[01:44] ---
Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa
[01:51] ---
Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou
[01:58] ---
Be My Friend
[01:59] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[02:01] ---
Be My Side
[02:02] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[02:04] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[02:09] ---
Te wo toreru you ni
[02:11] ---
Be My Friend
[02:12] ---
Miagete bakari datte
[02:14] ---
Be My Side
[02:15] ---
Akogareteru ima mo
[02:18] ---
Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou
[02:22] ---
Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
[02:29] ---
"A Man Is Among Them!"
[02:31] ---
Yo.
[02:33] ---
Ah, Kobato-chan's here!
[02:37] ---
Bro...
[02:38] ---
Kobato-chan, want to go to an
amusement park with me tomorrow?
[02:42] ---
No!
[02:42] ---
Look, look, it's a ticket
to Yokoshima Wonderland!
[02:47] ---
Daddy got it from somebody
at work. And look at this!
[02:50] ---
There'll be limited-edition stuff there!
[02:52] ---
And I'll buy you snacks
and a tasty hamburger!
[02:55] ---
Limited edition stuff...
snacks... hamburgers!
[02:59] ---
Come on, Kobato-chan, don't be scared!
[03:02] ---
I'll be gentle! So have some
fun with your big sis! Okay?
[03:07] ---
How pathetic can you get?
[03:10] ---
Yokoshima Wonderland, eh?
[03:10] ---
Give it back, stupid Yozora!
[03:12] ---
Have you been there, Yozora?
[03:14] ---
My school did a fall field
trip there in eighth grade.
[03:17] ---
I spent the whole time
reading a book, though.
[03:21] ---
I-I see...
[03:23] ---
I've only been there with my family,
[03:26] ---
but an amusement park with
friends sounds nice, you know?
[03:31] ---
Y-Yes...
[03:33] ---
All right, tomorrow we're all going
to Yokoshima Wonderland together!
[03:38] ---
For real?!
[03:39] ---
School's out, so we've all got
time to kill anyway, right?
[03:42] ---
True.
[03:43] ---
And tomorrow is a weekday, so
it probably won't be crowded...
[03:46] ---
Rika wants to go too!
[03:47] ---
I shall accompany you, Aniki.
[03:50] ---
Yay! I'm going to the amusement park!
[03:52] ---
I'm going to Yokoshima
Wonderland with Big Brother!
[03:52] ---
I suppose I'll divert myself with
a human pastime, just this once.
[03:57] ---
Okay, it's decided.
[03:59] ---
Hold it! I only invited Kobato-chan!
[04:03] ---
This ticket admits six adults.
[04:05] ---
We're helping you make sure it's not wasted.
[04:09] ---
Wait, six adults?
[04:11] ---
Yay! Yay!
[04:13] ---
Huh? I can't go? Because I'm a little girl?
[04:18] ---
Because you're a little girl.
[04:21] ---
Oh. Yeah, I'm just a
little girl, after all...
[04:25] ---
Don't worry, I'm used to it.
[04:33] ---
I can shell out enough for one kid's ticket.
[04:35] ---
Really?!
[04:37] ---
Thanks, Sena! You're a good person!
[04:44] ---
Hey, Sena.
[04:45] ---
What?
[04:46] ---
Did you notice anything off
about the President yesterday?
[04:51] ---
Daddy?
[04:52] ---
Come to think of it, after
he gave me the park tickets,
[04:55] ---
he suddenly got all happy
and started drinking sake...
[04:59] ---
Why?
[05:00] ---
Beats me.
[05:01] ---
All I could think about
was inviting Kobato-chan,
[05:03] ---
so I don't really remember.
[05:05] ---
Oh.
[05:07] ---
Yeah, it must've just been drunken rambling.
[05:10] ---
Tomorrow will be great,
won't it, Kobato-chan?
[05:13] ---
No!
[05:14] ---
Oh, you're so cute!
[05:22] ---
Wow!
[05:25] ---
So this is the fabled "amusement park."
[05:28] ---
Huh...
[05:30] ---
It must be Sena's first time, too.
[05:35] ---
So, what ride should we go on fir--huh?
[05:38] ---
This one.
[05:40] ---
Black Dragon!
[05:43] ---
F-For real?!
[05:44] ---
You want to go straight to the
Black Dragon? Are you crazy?!
[05:47] ---
I swore to myself that I'd ride this!
[05:49] ---
J-Just so you know, I didn't stay up
all night deciding whether to ride it!
[05:53] ---
I just figured, since it's famous...
[05:55] ---
Just you wait, dragon of the night.
[05:57] ---
The Black Dragon...
[05:59] ---
That name seems fitting for a true man.
[06:00] ---
I wanna ride that one too!
[06:04] ---
Don't come crying to me later.
[06:06] ---
Let's go!
[06:12] ---
Quite slow, isn't it?
[06:14] ---
The ignorant masses down there
look like flecks of dirt.
[06:21] ---
What's the matter, dark dragon?
Is this all you've got?
[06:26] ---
Rika's being stimulated by the nice
vibrations, and she's starting to get a little hot!
[06:39] ---
Whoa--I'm not liking how high we are.
[06:43] ---
That's right, Black Dragon!
[06:45] ---
Lead me to the far reaches
of time and... and...
[06:50] ---
No, don't!
[06:54] ---
Th-Th-There's something so wrong
with whoever thought up this ride!
[06:54] ---
D-D-Do you think I'll let you
get away with doing this to me?!
[06:58] ---
You're just a hunk of steel!
[06:58] ---
Drop dead, you scum! Pervert!
[07:00] ---
A toy! I'll freaking kill you!
[07:01] ---
You lied to me again, Yozora!
I'm gonna die from this!
[07:07] ---
Stop, stop, go back!
[07:07] ---
W-Wait, stop, really, please stop! Please!
[07:09] ---
I'll kill you! I swear I'll kill you!
[07:11] ---
Here it comes...
[07:14] ---
I'm gonna die! You rotten apples!
[07:17] ---
Bro!
[07:23] ---
Fuck.
[07:34] ---
Too high too high too high too high!
[07:34] ---
Shit! Meat Meat Meat Meat
stupid Meat shitty Meat!
[07:39] ---
Stop saying poopy, you poopy woman! Bro!
[07:39] ---
Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
[07:44] ---
"Form itself is emptiness;
emptiness itself is form..."
[07:47] ---
Your face tells me just how bad you
want it, you planetary mass whore!
[07:51] ---
You look like a bitch in heat!
Universal gravitation streak of shit!
[07:54] ---
Kodaka! Kodaka, Kodaka, Kodaka, Kodaka!
[07:54] ---
Die die die! I swear I'll
curse you! Kodaka, help me!
[07:58] ---
Bro! Bro!
[07:58] ---
Poopy poopy poopy... Yay, high!
[08:02] ---
"...up to and including no
field of mind-consciousness..."
[08:05] ---
You better ejaculate faster
than the speed of light!
[08:07] ---
Rika's lost it!
[08:07] ---
A pig who can't transcend
might as well blow it!
[08:17] ---
H-How was it?
[08:20] ---
That was super fun!
[08:23] ---
Rika's head hurts. Can't remember...
Can't remember anything...
[08:28] ---
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
have your attention please.
[08:31] ---
There will be a *Fullmetal Necromancer
*skit at 10:45 on the event stage.
[08:39] ---
We hope to see you all there shortly.
[08:42] ---
Kobato-chan...
[08:46] ---
Want to go with me?
[08:48] ---
Yeah! Let's hurry, Bro!
[08:52] ---
Kobato-chan, wait!
[08:57] ---
Guess what, Kobato-chan? I just bought
all the Fullmetal Necromancer Blu-rays!
[09:02] ---
The truth is, I'm a huge fan!
[09:05] ---
Who's your favorite character?
[09:08] ---
Me, I like Mel-chan from season two best!
[09:13] ---
She's a one-off character, but--
[09:14] ---
Meryl.
[09:15] ---
Pardon?
[09:16] ---
Meryl. The phoenix tamer
from Season 2 Episode 8.
[09:19] ---
Emeraude Mireille von Livaraycia
Ohtori's nickname is "Meryl."
[09:23] ---
Not "Mel."
[09:25] ---
A-Ah, right, Meryl-chan.
[09:28] ---
And she came back in Episode 5 of Season 3!
[09:31] ---
Um, Kobato-chan...
[09:33] ---
Sena, she's a serious fanatic
when it comes to this show,
[09:37] ---
so if you don't know your stuff,
you'll only set her off more.
[09:41] ---
Kodaka, why don't real-world conversations
come with options and save points?!
[09:47] ---
Hi there, boys and girls!
Thanks for stopping by!
[09:52] ---
A really great friend came
here today for you guys!
[09:56] ---
That's right: it's Guernica-chan
from Fullmetal Necromancer!
[10:02] ---
Okay, let's all call her name together!
[10:07] ---
One, two--
[10:11] ---
My name is Astaroth! Guernica's
running late thanks to a trap I set!
[10:18] ---
I'm taking you hostage before she gets here.
[10:22] ---
Oh no! Help!
[10:26] ---
Now, would one of you kids come
be a hostage with this young lady?
[10:31] ---
There's a great free gift waiting for
whoever lets me take them hostage!
[10:35] ---
Can't ask for more than that...
[10:38] ---
Me!
[10:39] ---
Me, me! I'll be a hostage for you!
[10:42] ---
Wh-What are you doing?!
[10:44] ---
Don't worry, Kobato-chan,
[10:47] ---
I'll get the free gift for you, okay?
[10:48] ---
Hey, are you serious?
[10:50] ---
I don't care about a gift
from this stupid show.
[10:50] ---
Of course!
[10:52] ---
Er, we'd like to ask the mothers in
the crowd to let the kids go first.
[10:56] ---
Huh? "Mothers"?
[11:00] ---
Fine, then I'll take a child
in her mother's place!
[11:04] ---
What are they talking about?
[11:04] ---
Now, does anybody else want to be my hostage?
[11:06] ---
I think they're mistaking
you for Kobato's mother.
[11:09] ---
M-Me and Kobato-chan, mother and daughter?!
[11:13] ---
It looks like nobody's raising their hands!
[11:13] ---
Th-That would mean my husband...
is you... now wouldn't it?!
[11:18] ---
That's not even funny!
[11:21] ---
Yeah, well, I wouldn't like that either!
[11:24] ---
What's that supposed to mean?! Honestly...
[11:27] ---
There's a great free gift
waiting for the hostage!
[11:27] ---
Could I ask you to come over?
[11:32] ---
And I mean really great!
[11:35] ---
Kobato-chan?
[11:37] ---
Watch your step, okay?
[12:15] ---
"Guernica-chan♡" "Director - Masashi Kaido"
[12:18] ---
Pretty cool that you got the
director's autograph, huh?
[12:20] ---
Mm-hmm!
[12:21] ---
Guess you wouldn't have gotten that
if Sena hadn't raised her hand, huh?
[12:27] ---
Tha... tha...
[12:29] ---
Hmm?
[12:31] ---
Tha-Thank... you...
[12:34] ---
K-Kobato-chan!
[12:39] ---
Oh, Kobato-chan's so cute
when she's feeling shy!
[12:43] ---
I want to thank you, too. Thanks.
[12:46] ---
I-I didn't do it for you or anything!
[12:49] ---
It was for Kobato-chan.
[12:52] ---
And anyway, what was with that
hag and the horse-head jerk?!
[12:54] ---
U-Us, married? I mean, sheesh...
[12:58] ---
Married... that's just dumb!
First you'd think "couple"...
[13:02] ---
What'd you say?
[13:04] ---
Nothing! Hmph!
[13:13] ---
So, what were you guys up to?
[13:16] ---
I sat on a bench and read my book.
[13:18] ---
Rika went on the merry-go-round ten times.
[13:20] ---
I ate a hot dog! And popcorn,
and a crêpe, and...
[13:25] ---
...what else, again?
[13:25] ---
I'm sorry you felt like you had
to buy so much food, Yukimura.
[13:28] ---
Nonsense, it was an honor to look
after your younger sister, Aniki.
[13:34] ---
Here you go.
[13:36] ---
Yay, curry!
[13:38] ---
Curry looks like p--
[13:40] ---
Your life depends on your next words.
[13:43] ---
Pretty tasty stuff.
[13:45] ---
Good.
[13:50] ---
Anyway, what do we do after lunch?
[13:53] ---
I want to go on the Black Dragon again!
[13:57] ---
I think we've had enough Black
Dragon for today. Right?
[14:00] ---
I-I'm completely up for another ride...
[14:05] ---
But I suppose we shouldn't
if you guys are scared!
[14:08] ---
Don't play tough, Meat. That
thing had you seconds from death.
[14:11] ---
Excuse me? Your knees were knocking.
[14:14] ---
N-No they weren't!
[14:17] ---
"Noooo!"
[14:18] ---
Your screams are perfectly
preserved in my memory.
[14:22] ---
You're the one who was crying!
[14:24] ---
N-Not only that, you peed
a little, didn't you!
[14:27] ---
H-How did you--
[14:30] ---
W-Wait, you really did?
[14:33] ---
Of course not! That lame coaster
didn't scare me one bit!
[14:38] ---
Then let's see you prove
it by going another round!
[14:41] ---
Bring it on! And you have
to ride too, obviously!
[14:44] ---
Because my camera's gonna get a
photo of the tears on your face!
[14:49] ---
Wait, did you bring a camera?
[14:52] ---
Oh yeah, hidden and ready.
[14:55] ---
Why bother hiding it?
[14:56] ---
Um... Why should that matter?
[15:03] ---
"Yokoshima Wonderland"
[15:03] ---
Big Brother, this way!
[15:19] ---
We're way up high!
[15:22] ---
The people look like flecks of dirt.
[15:28] ---
Man, the Black Dragon really is extreme.
[15:33] ---
Come to think of it, I wonder
what happened to Yozora and Sena.
[15:37] ---
It's been a long time since we split up.
[15:39] ---
Shall we meet up with them again?
[15:46] ---
Aniki.
[15:48] ---
We've found them.
[15:58] ---
My head hurts...
[16:00] ---
I feel sick.
[16:01] ---
Wh-What the heck happened?
[16:03] ---
We rode it.
[16:05] ---
Eight times.
[16:06] ---
You rode the Black Dragon eight times?!
[16:08] ---
Yozora wouldn't admit that she lost...
[16:11] ---
Meat wouldn't hurry up and die...
[16:13] ---
So who won, then?
[16:15] ---
The battle's still going.
[16:18] ---
Come on, it's time for the ninth round...
[16:21] ---
No, don't do it. You both
fought bravely, okay?
[16:24] ---
So let's just call it a tie.
[16:26] ---
Not happening!
[16:27] ---
Over my dead body.
[16:29] ---
I'll never let Yozora w--
[16:29] ---
I'll never let Meat w--
[16:48] ---
See you in the waiting room at 4:00, then.
[16:51] ---
"Men's Bath"
[16:55] ---
Maria, why are you coming to the men's side?
[16:58] ---
I don't wanna go with them.
They smell like vomit.
[17:02] ---
Oh. Well, I guess that's fair.
[17:04] ---
Yeah! I'm gonna take a bath with big brother!
[17:13] ---
Aniki.
[17:15] ---
I shall wash your back for you.
[17:17] ---
No, I'm fine! I'll do it myself!
[17:21] ---
I see I am useless to you...
In that case, I shall--
[17:26] ---
Okay, fine, you can wash it! Please wash it!
[17:29] ---
I hear and obey.
[17:41] ---
Hold on to your sanity, Kodaka! He's a dude!
[17:47] ---
So this is what a weenie looks like!
[17:49] ---
Bad girl. Give me back my towel.
[17:53] ---
Hey, how come you have
that weird thing on you?
[17:56] ---
"Weird"? All guys have these.
[18:00] ---
How come Yukimura doesn't have one, then?
[18:05] ---
Yukimura's a boy with no weenie! He's weird!
[18:09] ---
It's because I haven't matured enough.
[18:11] ---
Huh?!
[18:12] ---
So will you grow one when you're mature?
[18:15] ---
Yes. I shall work hard to be
a full-fledged man like Aniki.
[18:20] ---
I hope you get one soon!
[18:23] ---
What are you guys sayi--
[18:32] ---
It's not there...
[18:36] ---
Aniki... I'm embarrassed.
[18:42] ---
Y-Yeah... I guess a kid this cute...
[18:46] ---
couldn't be a... guy...
[18:48] ---
Which one next?
[18:49] ---
That one!
[18:55] ---
It's hard to believe that right away...
[18:59] ---
Excuse Rika for a moment.
[19:03] ---
Wait--Rika?!
[19:15] ---
My lord, there is no mistaking it!
[19:17] ---
This is a woman you see before you!
[19:19] ---
That's what I just told you...
[19:22] ---
Well, Rika has to check
these things personally.
[19:25] ---
Okay, now you convince Yukimura of it.
[19:29] ---
I didn't have any luck.
[19:31] ---
Rika doesn't like that you only
rely on her at times like this...
[19:38] ---
Yukimura-ku... er, -san... This way, please.
[19:48] ---
Really?
[19:51] ---
True, my body doesn't have one of those...
[20:00] ---
Aniki, I'm afraid I am
not a true Japanese man.
[20:05] ---
More like you're not a man, period.
[20:09] ---
Ack, wait! Don't cry, Yukimura!
[20:12] ---
I deeply apologize.
[20:17] ---
Say, why did you think you were a boy?
[20:22] ---
Family circumstances.
[20:24] ---
Oh...
[20:27] ---
Wait, that's the end of the explanation?!
[20:30] ---
Yes.
[20:31] ---
I'm amazed nobody figured it out before.
[20:33] ---
Apparently a few people have noticed
and pointed it out to her before,
[20:37] ---
but she says she paid them no mind.
[20:39] ---
I-I see...
[20:40] ---
I'm amazed Rika managed to bring her around.
[20:43] ---
Aniki...
[20:45] ---
Am I still your sworn brother,
even though I'm not a boy?
[20:55] ---
Obviously! You'll always be my brother.
[21:01] ---
Yes, Aniki. I shall always
remain your devoted servant.
[21:07] ---
What are you blushing for, Kodaka?
[21:09] ---
But oh dear, Yukimura's suddenly
starting to look really cute to me...
[21:14] ---
I might find her a little moe!
[21:15] ---
Moe?!
[21:16] ---
Sure--she's a pretty-girl maid!
[21:18] ---
Shit, how could I have been so careless?!
[21:21] ---
Here I thought he was just an oddball...
[21:23] ---
Hey... What's with you, Yozora?
[21:25] ---
She's cute and sweet and submissive!
[21:28] ---
And a maid who'll be his
servant on top of that?!
[21:30] ---
Give me a break!
[21:36] ---
I can't take it... I have no luck!
[21:40] ---
Why do things go so badly?!
[21:58] ---
They all look like normal cute
girls when they're asleep.
[22:09] ---
Aniki...
[22:40] ---
Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
[22:43] ---
Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
[22:48] ---
Nani wo shinjitara ii?
[22:53] ---
Fuantei sugiru sekai de
[22:56] ---
Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
[23:02] ---
Nakusu no ga kowakute
[23:06] ---
Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
[23:09] ---
Torikago de agaiteta hibi
[23:12] ---
Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa
[23:18] ---
Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
[23:25] ---
Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da
[23:31] ---
Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara
[23:38] ---
Kitto ima nara daijoubu
[23:41] ---
Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
[23:51] ---
I never imagined that I was a girl.
[23:54] ---
It's not uncommon for a pretty-boy
character to turn out to be a girl,
[23:57] ---
but this is the first time Rika's
seen the girl herself say that line.
[24:00] ---
Totally. Jeez, novelty isn't
necessarily a good thing, you know.
[24:04] ---
My apologies.
[24:07] ---
Next time: "That Kind
of Play Is Not Allowed..
[24:09] ---
and.. My Worldview Is Disturbed
When You Are Around"!
[24:13] ---
I wonder who the "you" refers to?
[24:15] ---
It's you.
[24:15] ---
A spoiler?!
[24:17] ---
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