18 - That Kind of Play Is Not Allowed! ~My Worldview Is Disturbed When You Are Around~

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[00:14] ---
    Yo...
[00:15] ---
    Good afternoon, Aniki.
[00:18] ---
    Yukimura, what's with that outfit?
[00:20] ---
    It's Become-a-Real-Man Training, Version 2!
[00:25] ---
    Though my skills remain immature,
    I shall be your devoted servant.
[00:27] ---
    No, no, it's not a maturity
    issue; you're a girl!
[00:31] ---
    A true man is someone who transcends biology.
[00:35] ---
    Correct, Yukimura.
[00:37] ---
    Even if you are biologically female,
[00:39] ---
    if you have the soul of a true man,
[00:41] ---
    you can become a true man!
[00:44] ---
    Yes. I promise you, Aniki, I
    shall become a true man like you.
[01:08] ---
    Be My Friend
[01:09] ---
    Yeah, you played dumb
[01:12] ---
    Be My Side
[01:13] ---
    But I saw right through you
[01:15] ---
    I'll walk another step toward your side
[01:19] ---
    I bet I can even reach your hand
[01:27] ---
    "Haganai NEXT"
[01:28] ---
    It's more than I imagined--every
    day's a roller coaster
[01:33] ---
    I always barreled ahead with everything I had
[01:41] ---
    Our time won't last forever, now will it?
[01:48] ---
    Now is all we have, so let's make
    sure we remember this moment
[01:55] ---
    Be My Friend
[01:56] ---
    Yeah, you played dumb
[01:58] ---
    Be My Side
[01:59] ---
    But I saw right through you
[02:01] ---
    I'll walk another step toward your side
[02:06] ---
    So I can take your hand
[02:08] ---
    Be My Friend
[02:09] ---
    Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky
[02:11] ---
    Be My Side
[02:12] ---
    But I'm still drawn to it
[02:15] ---
    One more time! I'll reach out
    to you as many times as you need
[02:19] ---
    I bet I can even reach that star
[02:26] ---
    "That Kind of Play Is Not Allowed.. and.. My
    Worldview Is Disturbed When You Are Around"
[02:28] ---
    Okay, I understand your determination, but...
[02:32] ---
    Why a butler?
[02:33] ---
    A butler is the quintessential
    "capable man," obviously.
[02:35] ---
    Really?
[02:36] ---
    I think it's fine. Girls in
    butler costumes are cute anyway.
[02:40] ---
    True, and pretty girl butlers
    are popular these days.
[02:44] ---
    Yeah, like Kokonoe Mebaru-chan from
    Chicken Butler and Mayonnaise, you know?
[02:48] ---
    True, the hottest item lately
    probably is Mebaru from Chiki Mayo.
[02:53] ---
    It's super-cute how even though
    she always puts on airs,
[02:56] ---
    she's actually kind of a goof-up and
    she's constantly letting her guard down.
[03:00] ---
    It's also magnificent how naturally
    erotic the things she does are!
[03:04] ---
    The way she gets covered in
    mayonnaise every two seconds,
[03:07] ---
    it's like, "You're asking for it,
    aren't you, girl?!" You know?
[03:12] ---
    Mebaru*-chan*'s so cute!
[03:14] ---
    She gets Rika's moe going!
[03:17] ---
    You've got good taste, putting Yukimura-san
    in a butler suit, Yozora-sempai.
[03:26] ---
    I screwed up again.
[03:28] ---
    That all went over my head, but
    I'll wear the clothes Anego gave me
[03:32] ---
    to serve you with everything I have.
[03:35] ---
    Uh-huh... Well, do your best, I guess.
[03:40] ---
    Hey, Rika, is that one of those
    so-called "boys' love games"?
[03:44] ---
    Yes, Rika thought she'd try to get
    through some of her game backlog.
[03:48] ---
    "Anthem for Paradise"
    "Ayakashi Teenage Life"
[03:48] ---
    Are those all BL games?
[03:50] ---
    No, there are normal RPGs,
    shooters, and otomege, too!
[03:55] ---
    What are "otomege"?
[03:57] ---
    They're like "gal games" for girls.
[04:03] ---
    Th-This is... that cursed Semoponume!
[04:08] ---
    Is it a relative of Sparkling
    School or something, then?
[04:11] ---
    Well deduced! This is the *otomege
    *version of Sparkling School Life,
[04:15] ---
    where the main character's and target
    characters' genders are flipped.
[04:18] ---
    It's the "Girls Version," so
    it's "Girl School" for short.
[04:22] ---
    There are all kinds of
    games in this world, huh?
[04:25] ---
    You don't seem very interested.
[04:27] ---
    I'm not. It's related to that crap
    game, so it's bound to be crap too.
[04:32] ---
    I can't let that slide!
[04:34] ---
    I've never played Girl
    School, but it pisses me off
[04:37] ---
    to hear you dis a game that's essentially
    Sparkling School's little sister!
[04:40] ---
    To dis Girl School is to
    dis my little sister--
[04:44] ---
    Yes, it is to dis Kobato-chan!
[04:47] ---
    Kobato doesn't have anything to do with this.
[04:49] ---
    Still, I don't like people rejecting
    something just based on looks.
[04:55] ---
    You're with them?
[04:57] ---
    Fine, I'll attack it after
    I've played it, then.
[05:00] ---
    You can't object to that.
[05:10] ---
    Sparkling School Life: Girls Version F--
[05:15] ---
    Hey! Why'd you skip the opening?!
[05:18] ---
    It's a drag.
[05:20] ---
    A name, huh?
[05:21] ---
    It's traditional to play
    under your own name, Sempai.
[05:24] ---
    But the main character is a bitch who
    hits on all the guys at once, right?
[05:28] ---
    Maybe I should play under Meat's name...
[05:30] ---
    Why me?!
[05:32] ---
    Bitch play is fun too, but why
    not limit yourself to one boy
[05:36] ---
    and play as a pure-hearted
    girl for your first time?
[05:39] ---
    Hmm, in that case...
[05:41] ---
    "Mikazuki"
[05:50] ---
    Yohechiborake! Yohechiborake!
[05:52] ---
    A weird name for a weird girl!
[05:56] ---
    I didn't realize she was still bitter
    about the "Semoponume" thing...
[05:57] ---
    Yohechiborake!
[06:00] ---
    So not cool!
[06:04] ---
    Sena-sempai.
[06:06] ---
    Why are you throwing cold water
[06:10] ---
    on Rika's efforts to spread
    the otomege gospel?
[06:13] ---
    Oh, er, well...
[06:15] ---
    Why?
[06:17] ---
    U-Um... I'm sorry.
[06:20] ---
    What are you apologizing for?
[06:23] ---
    Rika is politely asking you
    to tell her why you did that.
[06:29] ---
    S-Scary!
[06:33] ---
    "Mikazuki Yozora"
[06:36] ---
    "My name is Mikazuki Yozora!
[06:38] ---
    Starting today, I'm a high school
    freshman here at Sparkling Academy!
[06:42] ---
    Ah, the spring breeze feels so nice!"
[06:45] ---
    Spring breeze?!
[06:49] ---
    "I'm just an ordinary, average girl,
[06:52] ---
    but I'd love to have a wonderful school life.
[06:56] ---
    This hope swells in my breast
[06:58] ---
    as I head through the gate in
    a swirl of cherry blossoms."
[07:01] ---
    Hope swells in your breast?!
[07:04] ---
    You don't even have any breasts to swell!
[07:08] ---
    What was that for, Spring Breeze?!
[07:11] ---
    I'll kill you.
[07:12] ---
    It's okay, you'll get accustomed to it.
[07:17] ---
    "Ouch!"
[07:19] ---
    "I'm sorry, I was daydreaming.
    Here, can you stand?"
[07:24] ---
    Who is this boy?
[07:25] ---
    Shinomori Ouji. He's a rising
    freshman, just like the player!
[07:30] ---
    He's the heir to the Shinomori Conglomerate,
[07:32] ---
    and he's really popular with the girls.
[07:35] ---
    "I hope we can both lead
    wonderful school lives."
[07:40] ---
    "That boy was really cool...
[07:43] ---
    If I got to meet someone
    like that first thing,
[07:46] ---
    I think my days here will be nice and rosy!"
[07:50] ---
    Nice and rosy!
[07:57] ---
    From now on I'm calling you
    Rosy instead of Spring Breeze.
[08:02] ---
    This girl with flowerbeds
    for brains is not me!
[08:04] ---
    I'm switching back to Yohechiborake!
[08:06] ---
    Now, now, calm down. It's just a game.
[08:12] ---
    "Hey, do you know Shinomori-kun?"
[08:15] ---
    Who is this pushy broad?!
[08:18] ---
    Fuyuki Yoko. Apparently she sits
    next to the player in class.
[08:22] ---
    So, when do I get the
    option to tell her to die?
[08:26] ---
    Why?!
[08:27] ---
    This girl suddenly starts chatting up
    someone she doesn't know like they're friends.
[08:31] ---
    She seems like a bitch, just
    like Fujibayashi Akari.
[08:34] ---
    Hey! Akari is a really nice girl!
[08:38] ---
    "Let's be friends, okay, Yozora?"
[08:41] ---
    "Sure, nice to meet you!"
[08:43] ---
    Betrayer. I just know this girl's a betrayer.
[08:48] ---
    She's a hopeless loser, isn't she?
[08:48] ---
    "This Week's Plans" "Today I dress up!"
[08:50] ---
    I'll start by building up her grades.
[08:53] ---
    "This Week's Plans" "Today I study!"
[08:54] ---
    "Studying"
[08:56] ---
    Okay, now we're talking!
[09:00] ---
    "Hmmm, this question's hard..."
[09:04] ---
    Moron! She won't make it on her own
    in life if she's getting tripped up
[09:08] ---
    by first-semester freshman homework!
[09:12] ---
    "You look like you're having trouble.
    Want me to explain that to you?"
[09:16] ---
    Boy with glasses FTW!
[09:19] ---
    Is this the Girl School version of Yukiko?
[09:22] ---
    Not a very impressive guy.
[09:23] ---
    His name is Suzutsuki Touma.
[09:25] ---
    Apparently he's the smartest
    one in your grade.
[09:27] ---
    Why not let him teach you?
[09:33] ---
    "You're always studying
    in the library, right?
[09:36] ---
    So... I've been thinking about you."
[09:38] ---
    Th-Thinking?!
[09:41] ---
    Four-Eyes may look serious,
    but he's really disgraceful!
[09:44] ---
    "Thanks. Please explain it."
    "You're in my way, so get lost!"
[09:46] ---
    "You're in my way, so get lost!"
[09:49] ---
    "I admire you for wanting to solve
    the problem all by yourself.
[09:55] ---
    But I think asking people for help
    once in a while is a sensible tactic.
[09:59] ---
    Feel free to call on me if you ever need me."
[10:02] ---
    "You are now able to ask
    Suzutsuki Touma out on a date."
[10:04] ---
    Ugh, what a pain.
[10:06] ---
    From now on I'd better avoid the
    library and do something else.
[10:10] ---
    "Today I exercise!"
[10:21] ---
    "Fashion" "Art"
[10:22] ---
    "Exercise" "Studying"
[10:24] ---
    All right! Now this is me!
[10:26] ---
    You wasted all your chances
    at dates, though...
[10:29] ---
    This character's school life
    is too painful to watch.
[10:34] ---
    Wow, Yozora's just sad.
[10:47] ---
    You scum have a death wish, coming after
    me when I've got a 380 battle level!
[10:53] ---
    Why? Why isn't the "attack"
    option coming up?!
[10:56] ---
    Because this isn't that
    kind of game, obviously...
[11:03] ---
    "Ugh, guys like you seriously
    make me wanna puke."
[11:08] ---
    "Bastard!"
[11:09] ---
    "Get him!"
[11:17] ---
    "You're Mikazuki Yozora, right?"
[11:20] ---
    "How do you know my name?"
[11:23] ---
    "You are famous, you know."
[11:27] ---
    "The name's Nagatani Eiji.
[11:30] ---
    This ain't the place for elite
    types like you to wander around in.
[11:34] ---
    Go on home."
[11:36] ---
    "You are now able to ask
    Nagatani Eiji out on a date."
[11:39] ---
    Maybe I'll ask him out!
[11:41] ---
    So is this your type, Yozora-sempai?
[11:45] ---
    No! But just leveling forever
    is boring, isn't it?!
[11:50] ---
    So...
[11:51] ---
    I can't really handle guys like that.
[11:53] ---
    Their eyes are scary, and
    they're curt with everyone--
[11:57] ---
    You're one to talk!
[11:57] ---
    You have no right to talk, Sempai.
[12:01] ---
    "Huh? Next Sunday?"
[12:04] ---
    "Right. Let's meet... Um, how
    about at the batting cages?"
[12:09] ---
    "That's fine, I guess..."
[12:12] ---
    "Okay, it's a date."
[12:18] ---
    "You're pretty good."
[12:19] ---
    "Anyone can do this much!"
[12:24] ---
    "You... did your hair different today, huh?"
[12:27] ---
    "Hmm? Did you say something?"
[12:29] ---
    "It was nothing."
[12:31] ---
    Huh, he's pretty observant for a Yankee.
[12:35] ---
    Oh, if only Kodaka-sempai
    were such a keen observer...
[12:39] ---
    Of what?
[12:40] ---
    Hairstyles!
[12:42] ---
    When a girl changes her hairstyle,
    you have to mention it!
[12:45] ---
    With a compliment, if possible!
[12:47] ---
    When you got a haircut I told
    you it suited you, right Yozora?
[12:50] ---
    Don't just bring that
    up out of nowhere! Hmph!
[12:53] ---
    So you complimented Yozora-sempai...
[12:57] ---
    Speaking of hairstyles, you're changing
    yours constantly lately, aren't you?
[13:01] ---
    If you noticed, you should've said so!
[13:04] ---
    You never reacted, so Rika
    was afraid that to you,
[13:07] ---
    she was about as noticeable
    as a pebble on the roadside!
[13:10] ---
    She was really depressed!
[13:12] ---
    S-Sorry!
[13:13] ---
    But duh, of course I'm always watching you.
[13:19] ---
    'Cause who knows what
    you'll do unsupervised...
[13:22] ---
    Hmph! It's too late to
    win Rika over with that!
[13:26] ---
    Well, too bad for you, Sempai.
[13:28] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:30] ---
    If you'd complimented Rika, your affection
    points would've gone through the roof!
[13:33] ---
    Rika's difficulty rating is extremely
    low, if she does say so herself!
[13:38] ---
    If this were an eroge, we'd be
    going at it like rabbits by now!
[13:41] ---
    You'd clear Rika's flags
    and be cleared for launch!
[13:44] ---
    Why should I have to win
    affection points from you?
[13:47] ---
    Goddammit!
[13:50] ---
    H-Hey... Rika?
[13:52] ---
    Rika's getting confused now, so she's going
    to her lab to bask in the afterglow for a while.
[13:57] ---
    A-Afterglow?
[14:00] ---
    Shiguma Rika is to be pitied.
[14:05] ---
    "Another fun day, huh?"
[14:08] ---
    "Y-Yeah..."
[14:10] ---
    Oh no... Do you... think maybe he likes me?
[14:15] ---
    He definitely has some feelings for you.
[14:18] ---
    So I was right...?
[14:24] ---
    "Look, Yozora. What do you say
    we stop seein' each other?
[14:29] ---
    You're the school star.
[14:32] ---
    They even made you student council president.
[14:34] ---
    If you keep hangin' out with a punk like me,
[14:36] ---
    it'll wreck your reputation."
[14:41] ---
    "You wuss! Who cares what other
    people decide to think of me?!
[14:47] ---
    I'll decide who I want to be
    with! So you stay with me!"
[14:53] ---
    Oh no, Yozora suddenly seems cool...
[14:56] ---
    Anego...
[14:57] ---
    If this keeps going... they might...
[15:05] ---
    "I got into a first-rate university, but
    I didn't manage to get close to anyone.
[15:10] ---
    It was a lonely three years.
[15:13] ---
    Maybe I should've been kinder to people..."
[15:17] ---
    Why did it turn out this
    way?! What about Eiji?!
[15:20] ---
    At some point you must have
    failed to clear a key flag.
[15:24] ---
    After all, you never interacted
    with the other boys, or Yoko.
[15:30] ---
    Oh.
[15:31] ---
    Please don't get too down about it...
[15:34] ---
    Failure is half the fun of gaming.
[15:37] ---
    Make use of what you learned
    to take another crack at it!
[15:40] ---
    No, I'm done.
[15:45] ---
    If this is what happens when I live my
    life the way I want, then that's that.
[15:49] ---
    Sorry I called it a crap game. Girl
    School was pretty fun, really.
[15:54] ---
    Plus...
[15:56] ---
    I've got enough friendless,
    wussy Yankees in my real life.
[16:07] ---
    Yo.
[16:10] ---
    Hello, Kodaka-sempai.
[16:13] ---
    Hi. You changed your hairstyle, huh?
[16:17] ---
    That's it?!
[16:18] ---
    Jeez, I said something
    about your hair, didn't I?
[16:21] ---
    Yes, Rika changed her hairstyle.
[16:23] ---
    But you've noticed other things
    too, right? Haven't you?
[16:28] ---
    Here--ta-da!
[16:31] ---
    A haircut?
[16:32] ---
    Wrong!
[16:33] ---
    I know, I know, I was just joking.
[16:35] ---
    Oh, Sempai, you're so mean.
[16:40] ---
    You changed hairbands!
[16:41] ---
    Wrong!
[16:47] ---
    So, what's up with the blonde
    look? You going delinquent?
[16:51] ---
    No, Rika is not. She merely
    wanted to try coloring it.
[16:54] ---
    That's bad for your hair, you know.
[16:55] ---
    Not to worry! Rika used a special
    dye she created herself!
[16:59] ---
    You made it?
[17:01] ---
    Rika is proud of this one: there's almost
    zero fading or damage to the hair!
[17:06] ---
    Not only that: this outstanding
    product allows you
[17:08] ---
    to go right back to your natural
    black if you use the antidote!
[17:11] ---
    Amazing, isn't it?!
[17:12] ---
    I guess so...
[17:14] ---
    But you know, it's like, your
    inventions are so... unexciting.
[17:18] ---
    "Unexciting"?!
[17:19] ---
    Yeah. Useful computer programs,
    super-long-lasting light bulbs,
[17:25] ---
    electric pots that can boil
    water without a heat source,
[17:27] ---
    fully automatic beetle-raising tanks...
[17:30] ---
    It's like they're all about utility, and
    they've got no sparkle, no romance...
[17:34] ---
    Then what kind of invention do you want?!
[17:36] ---
    Well... Hey, I know, how about one
    of those giant robots you like?
[17:41] ---
    And he starts off with a
    national-government-level project!
[17:45] ---
    Okay, what about a fifth-dimensional pocket?
[17:47] ---
    The difficulty factor just shot
    up far beyond a giant robot there.
[17:50] ---
    All right, maybe a flashlight that
    can make stuff bigger or smaller,
[17:55] ---
    or a cloth you can wrap around
    broken things to fix them,
[17:58] ---
    or a jelly you can eat and
    understand all languages...
[18:05] ---
    Oh, hey! How do you feel about time machines?
[18:09] ---
    Ti--?!
[18:16] ---
    Okay, Rika made a time machine!
[18:19] ---
    Huh?
[18:20] ---
    Time machine?
[18:22] ---
    Can you use that thing to
    go to the past and future?
[18:24] ---
    Unfortunately only your consciousness
    can go, and you can only go to the past.
[18:28] ---
    You're kidding, right?
[18:29] ---
    Try it, then, if you don't believe Rika.
[18:33] ---
    Rika will set it to bring
    you back after five minutes.
[18:37] ---
    O-Okay...
[18:39] ---
    Aniki...
[18:41] ---
    That thing better be safe.
[18:43] ---
    You can trust mad scientist Shiguma Rika!
[18:46] ---
    That made me more worried...
[18:48] ---
    Don't sweat the small stuff.
[18:50] ---
    Okay, please focus on the
    time you want to go back to.
[18:54] ---
    The time I want to go back to...
[19:12] ---
    Is this...?
[19:15] ---
    No way.
[19:16] ---
    What are you mumbling about?
[19:25] ---
    S-Seriously...?
[19:27] ---
    What is it, Taka?
[19:29] ---
    Huh? What? What?!
[19:31] ---
    Is something wrong?
[19:33] ---
    Nah, it's nothing.
[19:35] ---
    You're so weird.
[19:37] ---
    Well, whatever. Okay, remember
    we promised to meet tomorrow.
[19:41] ---
    It's true. I'm in that day!
[19:45] ---
    See you later, Taka.
[19:49] ---
    Yozora, wait!
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    How do you know my name?
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    I'm moving away the day after tomorrow!
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    I won't be back for ten years.
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    So tomorrow's my last chance to see you!
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    Taka...
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    I'm sorry!
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    For leaving without saying anything.
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    But even if we can't see each
    other, we'll always be friends!
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    You forgot about her until
    you came back, you jerk.
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    I'll never forget you!
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    You couldn't even remember your
    best friend's face, you jerk.
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    I'm sorry, Yozora!
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    I'm really sorry.
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    Not good enough.
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    I'll never forgive you!
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    Die!
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    I am known as the demon As-taro!
[20:38] ---
    Huh?!
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    Kodaka, you're mine!
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    Please forgive me!
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    Yozora!
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    Are you all right?
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    Oh, right... I came back to
    this world after five minutes.
[21:05] ---
    Rika apologizes, Sempai.
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    She lied when she said
    this was a time machine.
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    The truth is, it's a sleep-aid device
    Rika added a hypnotic effect to
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    so it lets you dream whatever you
    want by wishing for it strongly.
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    So that was... a dream?
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    Rika only wanted to pull
    a little prank on you,
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    but it sounded like she ended up
    giving you a terrible nightmare...
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    Rika is very sorry.
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    Nah, I'm sorry too, for calling
    your inventions unexciting.
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    And that machine is amazing!
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    Things got weird at the end,
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    but I really did get to
    feel like a time traveler.
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    You let me tell her what I didn't get
    to before, even if it was in a dream.
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    So you managed to go to the
    past within the dream, then?
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    Yeah, ten years in the past.
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    Ten years, I see...
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    Hey, Kodaka, I have a question for you.
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    Okay, what is it?
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    What was Yozora doing in
    your dream of ten years ago?
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    A stray cloud blocks my view
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    Of the star I know should be shining there
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    What should I believe in?
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    I was on my way to breaking
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    The treasure bred in this
    all too changeable world
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    Because I was afraid of losing it
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    Those days of sighing "This is absurd"
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    And flailing inside my birdcage
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    We were gazing up at the same sky
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    When I gripped your hand, you
    gripped back, didn't you?
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    These joined hands are
    stronger than any wings
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    We can fly higher even without wings
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    So I know we'll be okay trying now
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    Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky
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    Hey, Taka, we're in charge
    of the preview this time.
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    Things ten years from now got kinda
    weird. I wonder what'll happen?
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    Well, I hear the title of the next
    episode is "Unbreakable Strange-Girl."
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    "Unbreakable Strange-Girl"
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    Awful title, huh?
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    And who's the "Strange-Girl," anyway?
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    I'd guess you.
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    I don't do strange stuff!
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    Most people'd call dressing like a boy
    and fighting with bullies "strange."
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    That was mean, Taka.
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