15 - Homo Game Club
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[00:13] ---
Yo.
[00:18] ---
Ah, hello, Kodaka-sempai.
[00:21] ---
Oh, it's just Rika.
[00:23] ---
That's the line you chose to open with?
[00:25] ---
Seriously, Rika, what
happened to your glasses?
[00:28] ---
Rika thought it might be
nice to go no-glasses.
[00:31] ---
To try a new look, as they say.
[00:33] ---
You switched to contacts?
[00:34] ---
Oh, Rika's glasses were only for show!
[00:37] ---
Rika's vision is fine.
[00:39] ---
Why would you wear glasses for show?
[00:41] ---
For fashion's sake, of course!
[00:44] ---
I can't believe the word "fashion"
just came out of your mouth...
[00:46] ---
"Character design," then?
[00:48] ---
Oh! Okay, that makes sense.
[00:50] ---
Rika's not sure she appreciates
how easily you accepted that...
[00:54] ---
So, what do you think
of the new Rika, Sempai?
[01:01] ---
In descriptive terms, she's pretty
like a blooming wildflower...
[01:06] ---
As for whether she's my
type, I'd have to say...
[01:09] ---
Hell yeah.
[01:12] ---
Y-Y-You can't just burst
out with that, Sempai!
[01:15] ---
Wait, did I say that out loud?!
[01:17] ---
Loud and clear!
[01:21] ---
What was that for?!
[01:22] ---
Nothing.
[01:23] ---
I wish you'd drop dead.
[01:24] ---
Aniki...
[01:26] ---
What's wrong with you guys?!
[01:29] ---
Kodaka-sempai!
[01:46] ---
Be My Friend
[01:47] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[01:50] ---
Be My Side
[01:51] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[01:53] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[01:57] ---
Sono te ni datte todokisou sa
[02:05] ---
"Haganai NEXT"
[02:06] ---
Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi
[02:11] ---
Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da
[02:19] ---
Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa
[02:26] ---
Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou
[02:33] ---
Be My Friend
[02:34] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[02:36] ---
Be My Side
[02:37] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[02:39] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[02:44] ---
Te wo toreru you ni
[02:46] ---
Be My Friend
[02:47] ---
Miagete bakari datte
[02:49] ---
Be My Side
[02:50] ---
Akogareteru ima mo
[02:53] ---
Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou
[02:57] ---
Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
[03:04] ---
"Homo Game Club"
[03:07] ---
I had no idea Kodaka-sempai felt such
a strong sexual attraction to Rika!
[03:12] ---
Okay, let's do the dirty! Right now!
[03:15] ---
Idiot!
[03:15] ---
Oops, Rika was a little too vulgar.
[03:18] ---
This is the time for classy language.
[03:22] ---
Will you kindly do the dirty with me, Sempai?
[03:25] ---
How was that "classy"?
[03:27] ---
Why do you have to be Rika, anyway...?
[03:30] ---
Is it that painful to find Rika hot?
[03:33] ---
You're making Rika want to cry now.
[03:35] ---
Okay, guess I'll study now.
[03:37] ---
He doesn't even try to patch up
the wound he gave Rika's heart!
[03:40] ---
It's too brutal! But that actually
makes him more... Oh, how painful!
[03:45] ---
But Rika's hot and bothered!
[03:49] ---
Fine, never mind.
[03:51] ---
Rika will escape into the 2D world
to soothe her bruised heart.
[03:55] ---
Sena-sempai? May Rika please borrow the TV?
[03:59] ---
Sure. Going to play a game?
[04:01] ---
I'm going to watch an anime.
[04:02] ---
I got this from Amazoness yesterday.
[04:04] ---
It's the movie version of Homo Game Club--
[04:06] ---
How dare you suggest playing such a
disgraceful thing in our club room?
[04:09] ---
It's not disgraceful at all!
[04:12] ---
True, it is based on a boys' love game
rated for adults ages 18 and up only,
[04:17] ---
but the TV anime cut all
the explicit graphics,
[04:19] ---
and it was reborn as a work children
of any age can safely enjoy!
[04:23] ---
The movie has somewhat upped
the number of sexy shots,
[04:26] ---
but the fact remains that it's
geared toward the general market!
[04:30] ---
So what? Who cares about stuff like that?!
[04:32] ---
Rika cares! Here, look closely.
[04:36] ---
Don't bring that thing near me.
[04:37] ---
There's no 18+ rating on it, right?
[04:37] ---
"Homo Game Club The Movie"
[04:40] ---
Whether it's 18+ or not,
there's no way an anime
[04:44] ---
with that sketchy title and sketchy
packaging is anything decent!
[04:46] ---
Rika doesn't think it's good to judge a book
by its cover without even looking inside.
[04:54] ---
I agree. You shouldn't judge
things by appearances.
[04:57] ---
Kodaka-sempai!
[04:59] ---
You should take a look at what's
inside before you reject them.
[05:03] ---
It hurts to be rejected just
for how you look, you know.
[05:09] ---
I-If that's how you feel, Kodaka...
[05:11] ---
Leave it to you, Kodaka-sempai!
[05:14] ---
Okay, you should watch Homo Game
Club with us, Yozora-sempai!
[05:17] ---
This movie is a reconstruction of
the TV series with new scenes added,
[05:22] ---
so I think you'll be okay
without any background!
[05:26] ---
"Homo Game Club The Movie
This Is Our True Fortune"
[05:32] ---
"Boys' Bathroom"
[05:40] ---
"Ecstasy"
[05:43] ---
Want to give it a go?
[05:44] ---
I-I'm not interested in homoge!
[05:49] ---
A fan-made game, huh? Sounds interesting.
[05:52] ---
Will you do it for me, Fumio?
[05:55] ---
Leave it to me, Koyomi!
[06:01] ---
I can't believe it... Not even
one person bought our game!
[06:07] ---
You idiot!
[06:11] ---
You know there's something
more important than sales!
[06:19] ---
I'll do away with the Homo
Game Club once and for all!
[06:24] ---
I'll never let you do that!
[06:28] ---
You're blocking the screen.
[06:30] ---
I swear I'll protect you, even if I
have to go against the whole world.
[06:39] ---
That's my line.
[06:42] ---
Let's fight together for
what's important to us!
[06:47] ---
What do you think, Yozora-sempai?
[06:50] ---
I-It's okay, I guess.
[06:52] ---
I see, so that's what happened to you...
[06:55] ---
Thank you for sharing that with me, Koyomi.
[06:58] ---
Fumio...
[07:04] ---
Huh?
[07:05] ---
Huh?!
[07:08] ---
"The End"
[07:12] ---
Two hours simply flew by.
[07:14] ---
Thank you for showing us this great movie.
[07:17] ---
Rika...
[07:18] ---
Yes?
[07:19] ---
Why did Fumio and Koyomi, um... k-kiss?
[07:24] ---
"Why"? Of course people kiss when
their emotions are running high!
[07:29] ---
B-But, those two are
friends... friends do that?
[07:35] ---
Yes, they do. It's the human impulse.
[07:38] ---
Still, for friends to do one
so... steamy... Isn't that weird?
[07:43] ---
Not one bit!
[07:45] ---
When two people's hearts
are strongly connected,
[07:47] ---
to desire a joining of the
flesh is the natural next step!
[07:51] ---
Though they may be friends,
though they may be two men,
[07:54] ---
they lock lips and spread
legs with the one they love!
[07:57] ---
It is a law of nature!
[08:00] ---
Don't say "though they may
be two men" so lightly.
[08:04] ---
I see... So even friends kiss each other.
[08:12] ---
H-Hmph!
[08:14] ---
I admit, I shouldn't have
judged by appearances.
[08:17] ---
And Rika may take that to mean you've
awakened as a fellow yaoi fangirl?!
[08:21] ---
N-No, I haven't!
[08:24] ---
I'm just saying *Homo Game Club
*was pretty good. That's all.
[08:28] ---
Rika is so glad you enjoyed it!
[08:30] ---
If there are any other
good ones, bring them in.
[08:33] ---
Yes!
[08:34] ---
At last, Rika's longed-for comrade!
[08:37] ---
Yet if Rika makes a wrong choice
now, it will come to nothing.
[08:40] ---
Be calm, Shiguma Rika!
[08:42] ---
*My Baby Maker Can't Be This Cute
*is a macho-homo masterpiece,
[08:46] ---
but there are only 18+ versions,
which is an obstacle.
[08:48] ---
And *Nyaro-san: Another Nestling Chaos
*would dive straight into tentacle fare...
[08:50] ---
Hey, hey, Yozora!
[08:52] ---
What, Meat?
[08:53] ---
You know "what"! You always badmouth
my gal games and call them creepy,
[08:58] ---
so how come Rika's gay anime is okay?!
[08:58] ---
"Homo Game Club"
[09:01] ---
Don't compare this work depicting
noble friendship between two boys,
[09:04] ---
a theme appropriate to the
goals of the Neighbors Club,
[09:07] ---
to games where you do lewd things
with other girls, stupid Meat!
[09:11] ---
I won't let you get away with
making fun of gal games!
[09:13] ---
Try reading the scene you're doing
in this game out loud, then.
[09:19] ---
From your face, it must be
another one so disgraceful
[09:22] ---
you can't even bear to say it.
[09:23] ---
Th-This particular scene just
happens to be one of those...
[09:28] ---
Just so you know, I could read any
scene from Homo Game Club out loud.
[09:33] ---
Because Homo Game Club is a noble work!
[09:37] ---
All right, try it, then!
[09:43] ---
Oh, this scene. I remember it.
[09:46] ---
I swear I'll protect you, even if I
have to go against the whole world.
[09:55] ---
That's my line.
[09:57] ---
Let's fight together for
what's important to us!
[10:01] ---
Why did it happen to land
on cool-sounding lines?!
[10:04] ---
We're doing a different scene.
[10:08] ---
No matter what stands in my way,
[10:11] ---
it can never stop me from walking my path!
[10:14] ---
Gah, that's it! Why are there so many
gratuitously cool lines?! Idiot!
[10:18] ---
Because it's all the most famous
scenes from the TV show!
[10:23] ---
If you can't say you like what you like,
[10:26] ---
don't you think it might be the
world, and not you, that's wrong?
[10:30] ---
Noooo! Another cool one!
[10:32] ---
Big talk for some sloppy muscleman!
[10:34] ---
Don't underestimate Misao.
[10:35] ---
I'm amazed she remembers every word...
[10:38] ---
Now, I believe I've done enough.
[10:42] ---
Meat.
[10:43] ---
How about you take a turn now?
[10:48] ---
What's wrong, Meat?
[10:49] ---
If there's nothing to be
ashamed of in your game,
[10:53] ---
read the dialogue in this
scene to us loud and clear!
[10:58] ---
Go on.
[11:01] ---
Go on.
[11:03] ---
Go on!
[11:07] ---
Gah!
[11:09] ---
Fine! I will, then!
[11:12] ---
It's like what they just
said in that anime, anyway!
[11:15] ---
If you can't say you like what you
like, it's the world that's wrong!
[11:19] ---
To defend the honor of "One Day I Suddenly
Got a Blond Little Sister with Pigtails
[11:23] ---
and I Can't Take It Anymore,"
[11:26] ---
I, too, shall battle the world!
[11:28] ---
What's with that title?
[11:30] ---
I-I'm reading...
[11:33] ---
"B-Big Brother, thrust your
big, th-thick th... th..."
[11:40] ---
What?
[11:42] ---
"Big Brother, thrust your...
b-b-big, thick th..."
[11:47] ---
Read it louder, and
clearer, and with feeling!
[11:57] ---
Big Brother, thrust your big, thick [bleep] deep
in my [bleep] and [bleep] your [bleep] milk inside me!
[12:14] ---
Sh-She actually said it...
[12:18] ---
I won't let you always win, you know.
[12:21] ---
I didn't think the line would be so--that...
[12:24] ---
Well? I said it.
[12:26] ---
Now do you understand that this
game is in no way embarrassing?
[12:31] ---
Ah, y-yes. We'll say I lost this round.
[12:34] ---
L-Look in my direction and say that!
[12:36] ---
Even Rika might not be able to say that one.
[12:41] ---
I am humbly impressed. I did not
know you were such a deviant.
[12:46] ---
Well, um, I definitely understand
that you treasure that game.
[12:52] ---
I'm sorry for making fun of it.
[13:02] ---
Yozora, you're a perverted homoge maniac!
[13:13] ---
Final exams are over at last.
[13:26] ---
Hey, you troubled lamb over there!
[13:31] ---
Come on, don't ignore me, Lamb!
[13:35] ---
Turning your back on a servant of God like me
[13:39] ---
means you're a sinner who's
turned away from God!
[13:41] ---
Er, I guess there's no
chance you don't mean me?
[13:44] ---
Natch! Or "naturally," I should say!
[13:50] ---
Oopsy-daisy...
[13:52] ---
"Oopsy-daisy"?
[13:53] ---
Do you need something?
[13:55] ---
Just figured I'd say, "If you've got
any troubles, I'm here to listen."
[13:58] ---
Since I'm a Sister.
[14:00] ---
Well, I'm not completely trouble-free...
[14:03] ---
I hear you! A lot can happen in life, right?
[14:06] ---
I can get why you'd go astray like that!
[14:10] ---
Er, if you're talking about
my hair, it's natural.
[14:13] ---
What? That's natural?!
[14:16] ---
Huh, so that's natural...
[14:18] ---
Well, a lot can happen in life!
[14:22] ---
She just glossed it over!
[14:25] ---
Sorry for stopping you. Anyway,
if you do have any troubles,
[14:28] ---
come over to the student counseling center.
[14:30] ---
I'm Takayama Kate.
[14:32] ---
Some kids call me "Kate-chan"
or "Mother Kate."
[14:35] ---
Takayama?
[14:36] ---
Big Brother!
[14:39] ---
Hey, it's Big Brother!
[14:42] ---
I found Big Brother!
[14:46] ---
Oh, Maria, is this person...?
[14:50] ---
Wh-Wh-What are you doing here
with Big Brother, you hag?!
[14:53] ---
So you do know her.
[14:54] ---
Ma-ri-a...
[14:58] ---
Who do you think you're calling a hag?!
[15:00] ---
That hurts, stop it! Die, poopy crappy hag!
[15:02] ---
I'm not "hag," I'm "Big
Sister," now aren't I?
[15:05] ---
Shut up, poopy crappy hag!
[15:06] ---
"Poopy crappy" is redundant,
poopy crappy Maria!
[15:09] ---
Ow!
[15:10] ---
Die! Die, poopy hag! Poop--
[15:12] ---
Come on, say it. "Big Sister."
[15:16] ---
It hurts, it hurts! I'm sorry!
I was wrong, Big Sis--hag.
[15:23] ---
Still saying that, you filthy brat?!
[15:26] ---
Please forgive me, Big Sister!
[15:31] ---
So, are you Hasegawa Kodaka?
[15:34] ---
Y-Yes.
[15:35] ---
I see. My little sister talks
about you all the time.
[15:39] ---
Little sister?
[15:40] ---
Yep. I'm Maria's big sister.
[15:43] ---
But now I get it. So *you're
*the famous Big Brother Kodaka.
[15:48] ---
She's a moron, obviously, but take
good care of her, okay Kodaka-kun?
[15:53] ---
Hmph!
[15:54] ---
Big Brother is Big Brother whether a
hag asks him to be or not! You crap!
[16:01] ---
Make sure you do your work!
[16:02] ---
Don't wanna!
[16:04] ---
That kid...
[16:09] ---
Sheesh, why'd she turn out
so dumb, anyway? You know?
[16:14] ---
Still, I am grateful to you... all of you.
[16:19] ---
"All of you"?
[16:20] ---
It's the "Neighbors Club," right?
[16:23] ---
Maria's been in better spirits
since she became your advisor.
[16:26] ---
Really? It seemed to me like
she was always high-spirited.
[16:29] ---
Actually, no.
[16:31] ---
That idiot's never been able to
do anything but get good grades,
[16:35] ---
so she gets conceited and
looks down on other people.
[16:38] ---
And she's only gotten vainer since
she skipped all those grades...
[16:42] ---
So having you and your little sister...
can I call her "Poopy Vampire"?
[16:49] ---
And Mikazuki Yozora. I'm
especially grateful to her.
[16:53] ---
To Yozora?
[16:55] ---
We never knew how to interact
with Maria, so we were at a loss.
[17:00] ---
But Mikazuki-san ignored her protests
and dragged her out into the world.
[17:05] ---
That's what Maria needed most then.
[17:09] ---
I guess she was the first stranger Maria met
[17:12] ---
that she couldn't play
the "I'm smart" card on.
[17:15] ---
Oh...
[17:17] ---
Gratitude to Yozora--I
didn't see that coming.
[17:20] ---
I'm not a fan of letting kids
run around naked, though.
[17:25] ---
I-I'm sorry! I'll talk to her.
[17:28] ---
Anyway, keep up the good work
with her... Big Brother.
[17:33] ---
Yes, Ma'am--wait, "Big Brother"?
[17:35] ---
If you're Maria's big brother,
then you're mine too, aren't you?
[17:39] ---
I mean, I'm fifteen.
[17:42] ---
Okay, bye-bye, Big Brother!
[17:48] ---
Whoops, I farted.
[17:56] ---
Kodaka.
[17:58] ---
I thought you'd be in the club room by now.
[18:00] ---
No, I ran into somebody kinda strange...
[18:03] ---
Somebody strange?
[18:06] ---
By the way, Kodaka...
[18:08] ---
Finals are over now...
[18:10] ---
Yeah.
[18:11] ---
Rumor has it that people with friends
[18:14] ---
do something called "comparing
their answers" after tests.
[18:17] ---
Oh, yeah, I hear some
regions have that custom.
[18:22] ---
Y-Yes, it's a totally
pointless custom, isn't it?
[18:30] ---
But Kodaka, in the future
when we make friends,
[18:34] ---
we might be forced to do the "compare
answers" thing between classes.
[18:38] ---
True.
[18:39] ---
So... w-we're going to prepare for that
by practicing comparing test answers!
[18:45] ---
O-Okay, got it.
[18:47] ---
Right... We'll compare answers on
Math II, Section 3, Question 4, then.
[18:52] ---
Math II? But that was on the first day!
[18:55] ---
I don't remember the questions or my answers.
[18:58] ---
That's what I'm most worried about.
[19:01] ---
What kind of question was it?
[19:02] ---
It was a proof worth 15 points.
[19:05] ---
Oh, that one! Mine got really long,
but I'm not too confident about it...
[19:10] ---
But isn't it kind of rough trying
to compare proofs standing outside?
[19:15] ---
You've got a point...
[19:16] ---
Maybe the right move is to say "That
one was hard" or "I think I got it"
[19:22] ---
to just get the conversation flowing.
[19:25] ---
Okay.
[19:27] ---
That question was hard, huh!
[19:31] ---
Yes, it was!
[19:36] ---
Let's use a different question!
[19:38] ---
Let's make it a multiple-choice
or fill-in-the-blank one!
[19:41] ---
Preferably one we did today.
[19:44] ---
One from today that worries me...
[19:46] ---
Problem 11 from Section
2 of Japanese History.
[19:49] ---
Hold on a sec.
[19:50] ---
Let's see...
[19:53] ---
"After Hojo Tokimune's death,
powerful vassal Adachi Yasumori
[19:57] ---
was overthrown by Inner Administrator
blank number eleven."
[20:01] ---
Definitely Taira Yoritsuna, I'm sure of it.
[20:04] ---
Well, of course I know that.
[20:07] ---
But I think I might have
written the "tsuna" part
[20:11] ---
with the kanji for "net" instead of "rope."
[20:13] ---
What am I supposed to do about it?!
[20:15] ---
I'm really worried... Which one
is "net," and which one is "rope"?
[20:20] ---
They are similar, but...
[20:22] ---
"Taira Yoritsuna"
[20:24] ---
Wait...
[20:25] ---
Are you sure you didn't misspell it
when you wrote the answer, Kodaka?
[20:30] ---
Crap, now you've got me worried too!
[20:33] ---
I wrote it right, didn't I?
[20:35] ---
I'm not so sure.
[20:37] ---
Now I'm worried about the parts
I used to be confident about?!
[20:40] ---
This "comparing answers" thing is fearsome!
[20:42] ---
It really is.
[20:46] ---
Okay, then, next one. Number 18 in Section 2.
[20:50] ---
Hmm... "In Year 1 of the Shochu Era, blank
number eighteen, Emperor Go-Daigo"...
[20:55] ---
I just guessed on this--
[20:57] ---
Year 1324!
[21:00] ---
Oh, it's Sena.
[21:02] ---
Whatcha doing? That
"comparing answers" thing?
[21:04] ---
Yep.
[21:04] ---
Then I'll be nice and join you!
[21:07] ---
You're pretty lucky, getting
to hear my perfect answers!
[21:11] ---
We don't need you. Scram.
[21:14] ---
What's the problem? Let me do it too!
[21:17] ---
Math II, Section 3, Question 5, then.
[21:20] ---
Hmm... 4 times the square root of 5!
[21:23] ---
How do they know the questions by number?
[21:26] ---
Classical Japanese, Section
2, Question 1 part 3!
[21:29] ---
Sa-line irregular conjugation!
[21:31] ---
What? Consonant-stem conjugation...?
[21:33] ---
You got that one wrong, huh Yozora?
[21:35] ---
Come on, come on, what's the next question?
[21:37] ---
We're done. Comparing answers really
is a waste of time, isn't it?
[21:42] ---
It's not like it changes your test scores.
[21:45] ---
Sour grapes?
[21:46] ---
Wait, Yozora!
[21:48] ---
Give me a question! A question!
[21:50] ---
I don't care how hard it is!
[21:53] ---
No. Comparing answers with you is no fun.
[21:56] ---
But--Don't say that, it's what Yamamoto
who sat next to me in eighth grade said!
[22:00] ---
I'd rather compare answers
with Tomo-chan than you.
[22:04] ---
Say, Tomo-chan,
[22:06] ---
what did you put for Question
7 in Section 2 of the bio exam?
[22:08] ---
Hey! Don't mumble crazy
things to yourself, ask me--
[22:11] ---
Oh! The answer to that one
is "Calvin-Benson cycle"!
[22:14] ---
I wasn't sure, but I put
"Calvin-Benson cycle."
[22:17] ---
Oh, that's what you put too,
Tomo-chan? I feel better, then!
[22:22] ---
Hey! Listen to me, Yozora!
[22:45] ---
Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
[22:48] ---
Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
[22:54] ---
Nani wo shinjitara ii?
[22:58] ---
Fuantei sugiru sekai de
[23:01] ---
Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
[23:07] ---
Nakusu no ga kowakute
[23:11] ---
Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
[23:14] ---
Torikago de agaiteta hibi
[23:17] ---
Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa
[23:24] ---
Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
[23:30] ---
Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da
[23:37] ---
Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara
[23:43] ---
Kitto ima nara daijoubu
[23:46] ---
Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
[23:56] ---
Phew, exams are finally over!
[23:59] ---
I was dedicated about studying, so I
got through them, but it was rough.
[24:02] ---
By the way, the reason we had
finals after summer vacation
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is because our school is
on the two-term system.
[24:07] ---
Who's that explanation for?
[24:09] ---
Anyway, now that exams are over--
[24:11] ---
Yeah, now we have to
study for the next tests!
[24:14] ---
Seriously?!
[24:15] ---
"My Little Sisters Are This Cute"
[24:15] ---
Next time: "My Little Sisters Are This Cute."
[24:20] ---
So you really have a sister complex, Kodaka?
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