23 - The Sad-Case King and the Stone-Cold Story
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[00:10] ---
"The Moon Rises in the Sky"
[00:13] ---
"Boys Over the Slope"
[00:21] ---
"I committed plagiarism."
[00:30] ---
And what made ya pull
this stupid stunt? Well?!
[00:35] ---
You guys are stupid, so I
figured I wouldn't get caught
[00:39] ---
if I ripped off a minor Japanese mov--
[00:40] ---
Who's the stupid one?!
[00:42] ---
Did ya think it was all good as long
as ya didn't get caught?! Well?!
[00:46] ---
Anego...
[00:48] ---
Stupid.
[00:52] ---
I'm very sorry.
[00:56] ---
So, what should we do now?
[00:58] ---
About what?
[00:59] ---
The film! We're not trying to
make money off this or anything,
[01:04] ---
so maybe we can still use this script...
[01:06] ---
You have to be kidding!
[01:08] ---
Obviously the great Sena can't
be in some knockoff movie!
[01:11] ---
We're scrapping Yozora's script.
[01:13] ---
Let's do a new, original movie.
[01:15] ---
But there's no time to write a new one.
[01:18] ---
No need to worry about that.
[01:21] ---
Ta-da!
[01:22] ---
Is that...?
[01:24] ---
See, I secretly wrote a script myself
in case stupid Yozora couldn't.
[01:30] ---
Seriously?!
[01:31] ---
Leave it to you, Sena-anego!
[01:35] ---
Sena's got skills, huh!
[01:37] ---
You plebs should be grateful to me.
[01:45] ---
Hey, Yozora. How are you feeling right now?
[01:49] ---
We found out what you did,
and now I've stolen your job!
[01:52] ---
How does it feel to know your
five minutes of fame are over?
[01:57] ---
Ha, ha, useless animal!
[02:01] ---
Ha, ha, you're so lame!
[02:09] ---
Yozora.
[02:11] ---
"I committed plagiarism."
[02:12] ---
Make up for your blunder
with some good acting.
[02:32] ---
Be My Friend
[02:33] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[02:36] ---
Be My Side
[02:37] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[02:39] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[02:43] ---
Sono te ni datte todokisou sa
[02:51] ---
"Haganai NEXT"
[02:52] ---
Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi
[02:57] ---
Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da
[03:05] ---
Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa
[03:12] ---
Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou
[03:19] ---
Be My Friend
[03:20] ---
Shiranai furi shitatte
[03:22] ---
Be My Side
[03:23] ---
Zenbu kizuiteta yo
[03:25] ---
Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou
[03:30] ---
Te wo toreru you ni
[03:32] ---
Be My Friend
[03:33] ---
Miagete bakari datte
[03:35] ---
Be My Side
[03:36] ---
Akogareteru ima mo
[03:39] ---
Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou
[03:43] ---
Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
[03:50] ---
"The Sad-Case King and the Stone-Cold Story"
[03:58] ---
It's a witch!
[03:59] ---
Cool!
[04:02] ---
How could you make me dress
like this in public?!
[04:04] ---
Hey, stupid Meat, are you listening?!
[04:06] ---
Dammit!
[04:07] ---
"Boys Over the" what?
[04:08] ---
"Slope."
[04:09] ---
Correct. Okay, let's do the fight scene next.
[04:12] ---
Yes, Ma'am.
[04:17] ---
♪ No going back now! ♪
[04:25] ---
Where is this power coming from?!
[04:27] ---
But still--
[04:30] ---
Wow, you're not bad.
[04:32] ---
Now's the time! Jump her!
[04:35] ---
Gimme a suggestive cut to tomorrow morning!
[04:37] ---
"Tomorrow morning"?
[04:38] ---
Now self-destruct, Yozora!
[04:40] ---
L-Like that's possible!
[04:41] ---
Sheesh, you should be able to do that much!
[04:45] ---
Rika will fix up the explosion with CG.
[04:51] ---
Our friendship shall outshine planet Earth!
[04:54] ---
Planet Earth!
[04:55] ---
Let us give thanks--whoops.
[04:55] ---
Let us give thanks for the mercy...
[04:57] ---
...of the all-knowing, all-powerful
goddess Kasi Vazwakii Swena!
[05:02] ---
Yes! This is love!
[05:06] ---
That makes no sense.
[05:09] ---
High school, friendship,
singing, magic, superpowers,
[05:14] ---
intergalactic samurai robot
wars, male-male love scenes...
[05:19] ---
Who knew she'd really
throw all that in there?
[05:23] ---
But hey, I guess it's got a
more indie-film feel this way.
[05:34] ---
Rika feels bad for needing
your help, Kodaka-sempai.
[05:37] ---
Don't sweat it.
[05:39] ---
Come to think of it, walking the
hallways all alone with Rika...
[05:44] ---
Walking the hallways all alone
together is a first, huh Sempai?
[05:48] ---
Is it?
[05:50] ---
Yes, it is!
[05:51] ---
Hmm.
[05:52] ---
What do you mean, "hmm"?!
[05:55] ---
Welcome!
[05:57] ---
Come to think of it, I haven't been
in this room since we first met.
[06:02] ---
That was a while ago, huh?
[06:04] ---
Yes. It was 122 days ago, in fact.
[06:08] ---
You've been counting?!
[06:09] ---
No, Rika just remembers.
[06:14] ---
To be precise, it's been 122
days, 8 hours, and 37 minutes.
[06:22] ---
"Sect Σ"
[06:23] ---
"Sect Sigma"?
[06:25] ---
Please pretend you didn't see that.
[06:31] ---
Wow.
[06:32] ---
For a while, Rika even had fingerprint
and voice recognition on the lock
[06:35] ---
to make it like a secret base!
[06:37] ---
You really do like this
anime-type stuff, huh?
[06:40] ---
You've even got cosplay costumes.
[06:43] ---
Hmph, fine, call Rika childish.
[06:54] ---
Whoa...
[06:55] ---
You can set the equipment down anywhere.
[06:58] ---
Okay.
[07:01] ---
Sempai, you're the first person
Rika has ever let into this room.
[07:05] ---
Huh...
[07:06] ---
"Huh"?! Please, try to
be a little more moved!
[07:10] ---
A girl is asking a boy into her
room for the first time, here!
[07:14] ---
You can't convince me this
place is a girl's room.
[07:18] ---
Well, good luck with the equipment checks.
[07:21] ---
Oh, wait!
[07:24] ---
Rika's added some effects
to the scenes we've filmed.
[07:26] ---
Would you mind taking a look?
[07:36] ---
♪ No going back now! ♪
[07:44] ---
Where is this power coming from?!
[07:46] ---
But still--
[07:50] ---
Wow, you're not bad.
[08:02] ---
You're amazing!
[08:04] ---
Aw, don't just come out and say that!
[08:08] ---
But this really is amazing...
and wasn't it a lot of work?
[08:14] ---
Well, Rika did work pretty hard.
[08:16] ---
Oh... I feel bad that you're having
to shoulder all the burden.
[08:20] ---
It's fine! It's a lot of work,
but it's certainly not a burden.
[08:26] ---
Rika has worked on a lot
of games and movies before,
[08:30] ---
but this is her first time making
something with people her own age...
[08:34] ---
Rika's having a lot of fun!
[08:41] ---
Photos of the Neighbors Club?
[08:43] ---
Oh, this?
[08:45] ---
Rika knows it was rude, but
she took some secret photos.
[08:48] ---
You perv!
[08:49] ---
Please don't get the wrong idea!
[08:51] ---
Then what is this?
[08:53] ---
Remember how we all played that
Romancing sAgA game together?
[08:58] ---
Yeah.
[08:58] ---
These are the reference materials
Rika got to make all your CG models.
[09:05] ---
She prepared that carefully
just to play the game with us?
[09:12] ---
Uh-oh, you found out. Now Rika
feels a little embarrassed!
[09:17] ---
You...
[09:18] ---
Hmm? Is something wrong?
[09:20] ---
Ah, no... Okay, well, I'll be going now.
[09:24] ---
Okay. Good night!
[09:38] ---
Really? Rika had a good time.
[09:41] ---
It was the first time Rika played
a video game with other people,
[09:45] ---
but it was a lot of fun!
[09:50] ---
I remember getting lost
in her smile then, too...
[09:57] ---
Out of all the Neighbors Club members,
[10:00] ---
she might be the one trying
hardest to make friends.
[10:12] ---
"St. Chronica's Academy Middle
School" "School Festival"
[10:14] ---
Parents and guardians this way, please.
[10:17] ---
We're doing a maid café!
[10:19] ---
"Crêpes"
[10:22] ---
Oh, wow!
[10:24] ---
Hey, Big Brother, is this an outdoor party?
[10:27] ---
Hmm? Yeah, I guess so.
[10:30] ---
It's so weird for a school
to be doing an outdoor party!
[10:33] ---
Is this the first time you've ever
been to a school festival, Maria?
[10:35] ---
Yup! See, when I was in school,
I didn't do anything but study!
[10:41] ---
I-I see.
[10:43] ---
Dadadadada off we go!
[10:45] ---
Let's see, Class 2-2... There
it is. The AV room, eh?
[10:51] ---
Looks like they're starting at 10:00.
[10:54] ---
Crap, we only have five minutes!
[10:56] ---
Sena, where's the AV room?
[10:58] ---
Why are you asking me?
[11:00] ---
You went to school here just two years ago!
[11:02] ---
What? No I didn't.
[11:05] ---
You didn't?
[11:06] ---
Nope. I went to a public
middle school near my house.
[11:10] ---
Come to think of it, you
did take the entrance exam.
[11:13] ---
So you weren't grandfathered
in from this middle school?
[11:15] ---
What does it matter?
[11:17] ---
Come on, let's find the AV room!
[11:20] ---
"AV Room"
[11:21] ---
We will now screen a film by class 2-2.
[11:25] ---
Please be quiet during the screening.
[11:29] ---
Phew, we made it.
[11:32] ---
Now, please enjoy Kobato-sama's performance.
[11:36] ---
"Kobato-sama"?!
[11:46] ---
"Somewhere far away"
[11:49] ---
"in an old castle deep in the forest"
[11:51] ---
"there lived a beautiful princess."
[11:55] ---
"Her name was"
[11:59] ---
"Princess Kobato"
[12:00] ---
At least rename her!
[12:03] ---
"O beautiful Princess
Kobato, will you marry me?"
[12:08] ---
"No, marry me!"
[12:13] ---
"Me! Me!"
[12:17] ---
"Very well, I shall marry whoever brings me
the jewel of the dragon at the end of the world."
[12:23] ---
A Kaguya-hime motif, eh?
[12:43] ---
"Farewell..."
[12:48] ---
Our movie isn't as good as this.
[12:58] ---
Bravo! Bravo, Kobato-chan!
[13:04] ---
Beautifully performed. Leave it
to your honored sister, Aniki.
[13:09] ---
Rika loves cutting-edge SFX, but
that retro feel was good, too!
[13:13] ---
Yes. Let's take a lesson from
this for the movie we're mak--
[13:16] ---
Oh, Kobato-chan was so cute!
[13:20] ---
She's seriously a princess!
[13:21] ---
My heart is melting!
[13:24] ---
Man, Kobato-sama's the
best! Seriously a goddess!
[13:28] ---
The audience was seriously
eating out of her hand!
[13:30] ---
More like, how amazing is it that
our first showing was that full?!
[13:33] ---
If we get popular, we might
not have enough seats!
[13:36] ---
Maybe we should've sold tickets!
[13:38] ---
That's Kobato*-sama* for you!
[13:42] ---
Kobato-chan!
[13:46] ---
Long time no see! I missed you so much!
[13:48] ---
You're so cute! You're seriously an angel!
[13:51] ---
You're seriously Princess Kobato!
[13:52] ---
Oh, Kobato-chan, I just love
you! Sniff sniff! Pant pant!
[13:56] ---
Leggo, dummy! Why're ya here?!
[13:59] ---
Bro, I told ya not to come!
[14:03] ---
Excuse me, are you Kobato-chan's big
brother that we hear so much about?!
[14:07] ---
Huh? Yeah...
[14:08] ---
What did you think? Wasn't
she seriously good?!
[14:11] ---
Yeah, she was great. The
movie was really impressive.
[14:15] ---
Kobato-chan! Your big brother said
you were super-good in the movie!
[14:21] ---
It was super-good for me, too,
Kobato-chan! You were superb!
[14:26] ---
Jerk!
[14:27] ---
"Princess Kobato"
[14:31] ---
Sorry that Sena interrupted you guys.
[14:34] ---
Please don't worry.
[14:36] ---
Listen... Is Kobato...
[14:39] ---
...a popular girl?
[14:40] ---
Yes, very!
[14:42] ---
Lately her fan base has surged all
over school, let alone our class!
[14:46] ---
Oh, wow.
[14:48] ---
But the thing is...
[14:50] ---
Well, we totally want to be
friends with Kobato-chan,
[14:55] ---
but sometimes it kinda seems like
she might not like us too much...
[15:00] ---
Really?
[15:01] ---
We tell her we love her all the time,
[15:04] ---
but it's like she doesn't take us seriously,
[15:06] ---
or like the closer we get
the more she pulls away...
[15:10] ---
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not
badmouthing her or anything!
[15:14] ---
I mean, I love that adorable shyness, too!
[15:17] ---
Well, bye!
[15:19] ---
Won't take people seriously,
pulls away the closer they get...
[15:24] ---
Like brother, like sister.
[15:26] ---
Hmm? What did you say?
[15:33] ---
What's wrong, Maria?
[15:35] ---
This is no fun.
[15:50] ---
You have waited long for me, my brethren.
[15:53] ---
The poopy vampire! The poopy vampire is here!
[15:58] ---
We gotta kill the vampire!
[16:01] ---
You would defy me? You never
learn, foolish minion of--
[16:08] ---
Why do ya keep comin' at me
outta nowhere, ya dummy?!
[16:12] ---
Taste my true power, which bends
even the power of God to my will!
[16:17] ---
Okay, let's get out there and film the
scene with the major Kobato-chan heroics!
[16:21] ---
I don't remember Kobato having a scene.
[16:24] ---
Of course she does!
[16:25] ---
All the scenes that you've done so
far, we're redoing with Kobato*-chan*!
[16:29] ---
So I was a stand-in?! First I've heard of it!
[16:32] ---
Look at the sun! It's in the
perfect place, so let's hurry up!
[16:36] ---
Oh well, I guess we'd better.
[16:38] ---
I'll show you my dark powers that
sold out the theater, poopy nun!
[16:44] ---
I'll slaughter you with
my sacred performance!
[16:48] ---
Oh, Kobato-chan, wait!
[16:59] ---
Come on, Kodaka, get a move on!
[17:01] ---
Okay, okay.
[17:09] ---
It's a beautiful day without a cloud in the
sky: the perfect day for a sports festival.
[17:15] ---
You've all practiced hard for today,
so show us the fruits of your labor
[17:20] ---
and give it your all until the end.
[17:22] ---
I'd like to thank the parents very
much for coming all this way.
[17:23] ---
Huh, our student council
president is a girl.
[17:28] ---
I never knew.
[17:29] ---
I hope you'll cheer for us to the end.
[17:34] ---
Well, I've got nothing to
do for a while. What now?
[17:39] ---
Yo.
[17:40] ---
Oh, Kodaka, it's you.
[17:44] ---
Maybe I'll head home.
[17:46] ---
That was fast!
[17:47] ---
I should have skipped after all.
[17:51] ---
It's still morning, and I've
already seen something icky...
[17:52] ---
Something icky?
[17:54] ---
That girl who spoke at the opening ceremony.
[17:57] ---
Huh? Do you and the student
council president not get along?
[18:00] ---
We've never even spoken.
But I hate her to death.
[18:03] ---
What?
[18:05] ---
Hidaka Hinata. Third year.
Overwhelmingly popular.
[18:09] ---
And this is her second year
as student council president.
[18:13] ---
She's good at all sports, and all
the teams ask her to fill in.
[18:17] ---
She's extremely busy, and yet I hear
she almost never refuses a favor.
[18:21] ---
The underclassmen idolize her, naturally.
[18:24] ---
She seems like a really good person...
[18:26] ---
Hidaka Hinata--she is a true real-lifer.
[18:30] ---
Now that I've uncovered how
tragically stupid Meat is,
[18:34] ---
she stands alone at the
satisfying-real-life summit.
[18:36] ---
One might even rightly call her King Real.
[18:40] ---
"King Real"?
[18:41] ---
One of Shakespeare's great tragic plays
[18:44] ---
is the story of the elderly king
Lear causing numerous tragedies
[18:48] ---
and ultimately dying a pathetic death.
[18:50] ---
Almost the entire cast dies.
[18:52] ---
That's a pretty sinister nickname.
[18:54] ---
It expresses my wish that
her life ends badly.
[19:00] ---
I'm starting to feel sick
just talking about her.
[19:03] ---
I'm going to go rest in the nurse's office.
[19:06] ---
How much do you hate real-lifers, exactly?
[19:13] ---
Rika?
[19:15] ---
What's she doing?
[19:21] ---
Sempai! What are you doing here?
[19:24] ---
That's my line.
[19:25] ---
Rika wanted to feel the wind for a while.
[19:29] ---
I can't believe you're dressed like that!
[19:31] ---
Rika decided to wear a gym
uniform for the occasion.
[19:34] ---
How does it look?
[19:35] ---
Why not just participate while you're at it?
[19:38] ---
No, Rika still has work to do.
[19:40] ---
Not that she would join if she didn't.
[19:42] ---
Hey, did you pull an all-nighter last night?
[19:45] ---
Oh dear, you caught on?
[19:47] ---
Perhaps Rika should have worn her glasses.
[19:50] ---
I, um... well... Thanks for
working so hard for us, Rika.
[19:58] ---
For goodness's sake!
[20:00] ---
Hasn't Rika told you to stop
blindsiding her like that?!
[20:05] ---
I don't know what to say to that...
[20:07] ---
Oh, Rika thinks the race is about to start!
[20:12] ---
Look, it's Sena-sempai.
[20:14] ---
Goodness, that's a lot of jiggling!
[20:19] ---
Where are you looking?
[20:23] ---
Altogether Sena-sempai really
is impressive, isn't she?
[20:26] ---
Yeah.
[20:28] ---
Incidentally, what do you think of her?
[20:31] ---
I don't think anything! She's
just a fellow club member.
[20:35] ---
Even though she's your betrothed?
[20:38] ---
That's all over and done with!
[20:40] ---
Hmmm. Rika doesn't think Sena-*sempai
*agrees with you there.
[20:44] ---
Hmm? What did you say?
[20:53] ---
You're always lonely, but you're
scared of open affection from others.
[20:58] ---
You pretend not to notice.
You pretend not to hear.
[21:01] ---
You run. You make jokes.
You brush off. You reject.
[21:05] ---
You even lie to your own heart,
and tell it "They don't like you."
[21:09] ---
Oh, you're talking about Kobato.
[21:11] ---
Yeah, she's always been scared of strangers.
[21:14] ---
"What did you say," my ass. Idiot.
[21:19] ---
Rika will keep playing the same
character she's always played,
[21:22] ---
if that's what you want.
[21:25] ---
But Kodaka-sempai...
[21:28] ---
Don't you think it's about time
you moved forward? After all...
[21:31] ---
Stop it!
[21:39] ---
I'm going.
[21:45] ---
After all, we're already...
[21:48] ---
We're already your--
[21:51] ---
--aren't we?
[21:54] ---
Hmm? What did you say?
[22:08] ---
The truth is, I knew which word
the wind had swallowed up.
[22:14] ---
The truth is, I'd realized it long ago.
[22:39] ---
Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
[22:43] ---
Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
[22:48] ---
Nani wo shinjitara ii?
[22:53] ---
Fuantei sugiru sekai de
[22:56] ---
Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
[23:01] ---
Nakusu no ga kowakute
[23:06] ---
Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
[23:09] ---
Torikago de agaiteta hibi
[23:12] ---
Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa
[23:18] ---
Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
[23:25] ---
Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da
[23:31] ---
Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara
[23:38] ---
Kitto ima nara daijoubu
[23:41] ---
Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
[23:50] ---
♪ Be My Friend! Yeah, you played dumb! ♪
[23:53] ---
Hmm? What did you say?
[23:55] ---
♪ Be My Side! But I saw
right through you! ♪
[23:59] ---
Hmm? What did you say?
[24:01] ---
You're sure into this. You just ruined
the somber mood of the episode.
[24:04] ---
Well, I figured I'd at least
give the preview some spirit...
[24:07] ---
Makes sense!
[24:07] ---
"Dismay of I, the Chicken"
[24:08] ---
Next time: "Dismay of I, the Chicken."
[24:11] ---
Sempai! Please marry Rika!
[24:15] ---
What? No.
[24:16] ---
Hmm? What did you say?!
[24:18] ---
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