# 2 - There's No God in the Electric World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:13] ---**
You're here? It's about time...
**[00:16] ---**
Um... Kashiwazaki...?
**[00:18] ---**
Call me "Sena"!
**[00:21] ---**
You call that fox woman
by her first name, don't you?
**[00:24] ---**
If you use my family name, it's like
I take second place in your head.
**[00:29] ---**
Got it...
**[00:31] ---**
S-Sena...
**[00:40] ---**
Let's begin the Neighbors Club activity.
**[00:42] ---**
Hey, Mikazu--
**[00:44] ---**
It's Yozora!
**[00:47] ---**
Yo... zora...
**[00:50] ---**
Hey, what is our club activity?
**[00:53] ---**
I mean, there's no way
we can simply make friends...
**[00:56] ---**
Video games are one way to make friends!
**[01:09] ---**
*WANAWANA*
**[01:10] ---**
*Gutto Good hajiketeru*
**[01:12] ---**
*Angai nandai hamatten jan*
**[01:14] ---**
*Hito mishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!*
**[01:18] ---**
*Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!*
**[01:27] ---**
"Haganai"
**[01:30] ---**
*Kuuru ni miete, jitsu wa chou sabishii*
**[01:33] ---**
*(Mosou nara bai, bai, bai
Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)*
**[01:37] ---**
*Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai*
**[01:40] ---**
*(Riajuu kara tooi, tooi, tooi?
Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)*
**[01:44] ---**
*Zannen doushi de atsumattara*
**[01:51] ---**
*Ah- yosou ga dekinai*
**[01:53] ---**
*Tenkai no jirai wo funda!*
**[02:00] ---**
*SOWASOWA*
**[02:00] ---**
*Zettai, zettai nozokitai*
**[02:02] ---**
*Koukai hyakkai shitakunaitte*
**[02:04] ---**
*Tsumannai puraido nante
sutekicchatte furikicchatte*
**[02:07] ---**
*Zannen kannen shite mitara,
angai nandai hamatten jan*
**[02:11] ---**
*Butsukatte, dogimagi atte, mitsukeyou!*
**[02:16] ---**
*Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!*
**[02:20] ---**
*Zettai, zettai nozokitai*
**[02:23] ---**
*You! Sutekicchatte furikicchatte*
**[02:27] ---**
*Yes! Doudai? Doudai, sokontoko*
**[02:31] ---**
"There's No God in the Electric World"
**[02:33] ---**
I'm telling you, only kids
would be taken in by that!
**[02:37] ---**
You're naïve, Kodaka.
The majority of recent games… are on this!
**[02:42] ---**
Playing States Portable.
**[02:44] ---**
PSP, right? My little sister has one, too.
**[02:47] ---**
When I went to a family
restaurant by myself last night...
**[02:50] ---**
You went to a family restaurant alone?!
**[02:51] ---**
Shut up!
**[02:54] ---**
There were four high school
students at the table behind me
**[02:57] ---**
who were having a good time playing this.
**[02:59] ---**
"Monster Hunting Portable"
**[03:01] ---**
Oh, *Monster Hunting*, huh?
**[03:03] ---**
You know it?
**[03:04] ---**
It's an action game where you hunt
monsters and animals in a fantasy world.
**[03:08] ---**
In this game, you can play
cooperatively with other people.
**[03:12] ---**
If you're good, other players
will come to depend on you,
**[03:14] ---**
and while playing, you can become friends.
**[03:17] ---**
You can exchange items too, and
it's easy to make opportunities to talk.
**[03:22] ---**
In other words, our club activity
will be building our skill at this game...
**[03:25] ---**
--...getting items...
**[03:26] ---**
--Hey!
**[03:26] ---**
--Don't touch it! You'll leave a smudge!
**[03:26] ---**
--...and then trying to make friends?
**[03:28] ---**
I'm not that oily!
**[03:30] ---**
--Shut up, Fatty Meat!
**[03:30] ---**
--Are they even listening?
**[03:32] ---**
And so, next Monday,
bring a PSP and *Monster Hunting*.
**[03:37] ---**
O-Okay...
**[03:42] ---**
And so, the following Monday...
**[03:46] ---**
You've practiced using the
controls and everything, right?
**[03:48] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:49] ---**
I was busy, but I fiddled with it a little bit.
**[03:53] ---**
Although it's just a game. Kid's stuff...
**[03:57] ---**
Kodaka and Milk Cow, what are your ranks?
**[03:59] ---**
Still at one...
**[04:01] ---**
I haven't been able to
take down any of the enemies.
**[04:04] ---**
I'm three.
**[04:05] ---**
Three?! Wow!
**[04:07] ---**
I'm six!
**[04:09] ---**
Six?!
**[04:10] ---**
That's the top rank!
**[04:13] ---**
Guess I'm a prodigy even when it comes
to video games. How perfect can I get?!
**[04:17] ---**
I thought you said
you'd only played it a little...
**[04:20] ---**
How much time *did* you spend on it?
**[04:22] ---**
H-Hardly any time at all!
**[04:25] ---**
Let me see your playing time, Meat!
**[04:27] ---**
Hey!
**[04:28] ---**
I didn't give you permission to look!
**[04:30] ---**
"Playing Time: 53 hours, 27 minutes"
**[04:30] ---**
What?! 53 hours?!
**[04:33] ---**
And the outfit is cute...
**[04:35] ---**
Too cocky for half-baked Meat!
**[04:40] ---**
Oww!
**[04:42] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[04:44] ---**
Hey!
**[04:45] ---**
You've got bags under your eyes...
**[04:50] ---**
I-I do not!
**[04:53] ---**
After we went home on Friday, you
spent the whole weekend playing, didn't you?!
**[04:58] ---**
A-A bobcat always devotes
itself to whatever it's doing,
**[05:01] ---**
even if it's just *Monster Hunting*!
**[05:03] ---**
A boobcat?
**[05:04] ---**
Bobcat!
**[05:05] ---**
Oh...
**[05:06] ---**
Cryin' out loud!
**[05:08] ---**
Okay, let's start the game. I'll host.
**[05:11] ---**
I'll let you two warm up by taking
on an easygoing quest, so get ready.
**[05:15] ---**
When all's said and done, she's
making a serious effort for this club.
**[05:19] ---**
Okay, let's go!
**[05:36] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[05:38] ---**
What's with that get-up?!
**[05:40] ---**
What do you expect?! I'm still a beginner!
**[05:42] ---**
It's not the equipment,
but the entire character!
**[05:45] ---**
It's sad how much it doesn't
resemble you in the slightest.
**[05:49] ---**
Does this mean you wanna be a
long-haired foreigner like that, Kodaka?
**[05:52] ---**
And your character name,
"Hawk," talk about cheesy!
**[05:55] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[05:56] ---**
This is a game, so it can be
a little bit different from reality!
**[05:59] ---**
A little bit?!
**[06:02] ---**
All right, let's go hunting!
**[06:12] ---**
--Let's go hunting for the boss right away!
**[06:12] ---**
--Cut it out!
**[06:17] ---**
Where should we go first?
**[06:26] ---**
"Night has lost all her might."
**[06:28] ---**
Huh?! What the hell was that, Meat?
**[06:31] ---**
Oopsie! I goofed up with the controls.
**[06:35] ---**
Now pull yourself together
so we can go hunting.
**[06:39] ---**
Could a rank six player really
make a mistake like that...?
**[06:43] ---**
Don't tell me she spent tens of
hours of playing for that moment?!
**[06:48] ---**
Well, I can't blame you for
making a mistake with the controls...
**[06:51] ---**
Shall we go?
**[07:00] ---**
There!
**[07:09] ---**
What the hell was that about?!
**[07:11] ---**
Whoops. I pushed the wrong button.
**[07:13] ---**
You were clearly aiming at me!
**[07:16] ---**
I was not. I wish you would stop
with your incessant false accusations!
**[07:22] ---**
You dirty, lowdown...
**[07:23] ---**
Hey, here it comes!
**[07:32] ---**
I'll easily kick this guy's ass!
**[07:39] ---**
It'll be a hundred years before
some lizard can stand up to me...
**[07:48] ---**
K-Knockout drug?!
**[08:04] ---**
Hey, Yozora...
**[08:06] ---**
Kaboom!
**[08:10] ---**
"Objective achieved."
**[08:13] ---**
"Quest Completed"
**[08:14] ---**
Yes! I killed it!
**[08:16] ---**
What?!
**[08:17] ---**
I was trying to give you backup,
but used a little too much force. Sorry.
**[08:22] ---**
You were obviously targeting me!
**[08:24] ---**
Look, this is co-op play,
so cooperate, would ya?!
**[08:28] ---**
You're right.
**[08:30] ---**
On the next hunt, I'll cooperate even *more*.
**[08:32] ---**
I'll seriously cooperate, too!
**[08:35] ---**
Brace yourself.
**[08:37] ---**
And after that, the true hunting began...
**[08:45] ---**
It's disgusting to see meat moving around.
**[08:47] ---**
I'm gonna turn you into *ground* meat.
**[08:49] ---**
Talk about "trash talk"...
**[08:52] ---**
Now hold still and let me hunt you!
**[08:54] ---**
Silence, Meat!
**[08:56] ---**
Shut up, stupid fox!
**[09:20] ---**
Dogrite! Lucky!
**[09:26] ---**
Act like the trash you are and lick my boots!
**[09:30] ---**
Shut your mouth and die, Meat!
**[09:40] ---**
H-Help me!!
**[09:45] ---**
Sorry. I died...
**[09:49] ---**
I only really feel alive
when I'm killing someone!
**[09:52] ---**
I'm gonna rip out your intestines and
cram 'em down your throat, stupid fox!
**[09:55] ---**
Die!
**[09:56] ---**
--Don't duck, idiot!
**[09:56] ---**
--Become minced meat!
**[10:03] ---**
"Your time is up."
**[10:06] ---**
"Quest Failed"
**[10:11] ---**
I guess video games aren't a good idea.
**[10:14] ---**
We were just wasting time.
**[10:16] ---**
And I don't like that portable
game systems these days
**[10:19] ---**
are all about multiplayer games.
**[10:21] ---**
Why should I have to play
the game with other people?
**[10:24] ---**
Then what was the point
of today's club activity?!
**[10:26] ---**
Exactly.
**[10:28] ---**
Something's wrong when you
have to worry about other people,
**[10:31] ---**
even in some game world!
**[10:32] ---**
Totally!
**[10:35] ---**
When have you two ever
worried about somebody else?
**[10:40] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[10:46] ---**
Where should we stop in today?
**[10:47] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:51] ---**
How was *Monster Hunting* last night?
**[10:52] ---**
I took down Jinrou, but it
didn't bring down any imperial wrath.
**[10:56] ---**
Even though I've got plenty of tail...
**[10:58] ---**
All right!
**[11:00] ---**
If you've got extra loot, share it with me!
**[11:02] ---**
Okay.
**[11:03] ---**
H-Hey...
**[11:09] ---**
I'm playing *Monster Hunting* too, see...
**[11:12] ---**
If you've got "Dosjagira's Scarf,"
**[11:15] ---**
would you trade me something for it?
**[11:17] ---**
Of course!
**[11:19] ---**
I-Is there anything else you could use?!
**[11:21] ---**
I'll give you anything!
**[11:23] ---**
Really? I'd appreciate it!
**[11:26] ---**
By the following day, a rumor
had spread through the whole class
**[11:31] ---**
that I pulled a shakedown
in our room in broad daylight.
**[11:45] ---**
What's that?
**[11:46] ---**
Ignorant, as expected of a Yankee.
**[11:48] ---**
They're two modern conveniences
known as a TV and a Playing States system.
**[11:52] ---**
They run on electricity.
**[11:53] ---**
What do you think I am, a barbarian?
**[11:55] ---**
I *meant*, what are they doing in the club room?
**[11:57] ---**
They're here so we can play a game, duh!
**[12:00] ---**
How the hell did you get that TV in here?
**[12:03] ---**
I mean, why bother bringing
it all the way to school?
**[12:07] ---**
This time, it isn't a crap
game like *Monster Hunting*,
**[12:09] ---**
but one that looked useful to the club,
so I took the trouble to bring it here.
**[12:14] ---**
Be grateful, you pieces of trash.
**[12:15] ---**
Silence, Meat. You'll make my coffee go bad.
**[12:19] ---**
I never gave you permission
to use the tea set I brought over!
**[12:25] ---**
*Sparkling School Life... 7*?
**[12:28] ---**
Is that one of those so-called "gal games"?
**[12:30] ---**
It's a game that's a
perfect fit for our club, right?
**[12:33] ---**
True, it could be good for
conversation skill practice.
**[12:37] ---**
But isn't this aimed at guys?
**[12:39] ---**
I'm sure there are games aimed more at girls,
**[12:41] ---**
where you try to befriend good-looking men...
**[12:43] ---**
Huh? What's the point of
making friends with guys?
**[12:47] ---**
So it's like that, huh?
**[12:52] ---**
"*Sparkling School Life 7*."
**[12:52] ---**
"Sparkling School Life 7"
**[13:00] ---**
"Start from the beginning"
**[13:02] ---**
"Name"
**[13:03] ---**
Ka... Ka... Kashi... wazaki...
**[13:07] ---**
Hey, Meat! What's the idea of using *your* name?!
**[13:11] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[13:11] ---**
Since I'm the public face of this
club, you should put in my name.
**[13:15] ---**
And when exactly did you become
the face of this club, stupid fox?!
**[13:18] ---**
Hey, the main character is a guy,
so how about using my name?
**[13:22] ---**
Forget about it!
**[13:22] ---**
The only time you two are in harmony...
**[13:25] ---**
Well, Sena's the one who brought the game here,
**[13:28] ---**
so shouldn't we use her name?
**[13:31] ---**
Fine, whatever.
**[13:33] ---**
Kodaka understands.
**[13:34] ---**
Let's see, Kashiwazaki Se... Se... Se...
**[13:39] ---**
I changed my mind.
**[13:43] ---**
There.
**[13:44] ---**
For crying out loud! What are you doing, stupid?
**[13:46] ---**
"My name is Kashiwazaki Semoponume."
**[13:49] ---**
What's "Semoponume"?!
**[13:51] ---**
I think it's a nice name.
**[13:54] ---**
Why don't you change your real name to that?
**[13:56] ---**
After all, the name "Sena" makes me
sick to my stomach every time I say it.
**[14:00] ---**
"Yo, Semoponume!"
**[14:04] ---**
"This guy's name is Suzuki Masaru.
We've been best friends since middle school."
**[14:08] ---**
What the hell?! He already has a best friend?!
**[14:11] ---**
And he's got the balls to
say he *still* wants friends?!
**[14:15] ---**
Kodaka, that's a scary look!
**[14:17] ---**
Or more like gross!
**[14:19] ---**
"The best way to lead
a fulfilling high school life
**[14:21] ---**
is to get cozy with a cute girl!"
**[14:24] ---**
You're a player, but you do
know what you're talking about.
**[14:27] ---**
I mean, that's exactly
the kind of friend I want!
**[14:37] ---**
"Nice to meet you. I'm Fujibayashi Akari.
**[14:41] ---**
I was nervous about starting at a new school,
**[14:44] ---**
but I'm relieved to sit next to such a nice guy.
**[14:46] ---**
Let's be friends, okay, Kashiwazaki-*kun*?"
**[14:51] ---**
"1) 'Nice to meet *you*, Akari-*chan*!'"
**[14:52] ---**
Oh, you choose how the guy answers...
**[14:55] ---**
Number 3!
**[14:56] ---**
Why 3?!
**[14:57] ---**
"3) 'What a pushy broad. Get lost!'"
**[14:57] ---**
It's the most unlikely one!
**[14:59] ---**
There's no way you can trust a girl
**[15:01] ---**
who suddenly starts chatting
to some guy she doesn't know
**[15:03] ---**
on the first day of school!
**[15:05] ---**
Yep. I'm sure she says the same
exact thing to all of the guys in class.
**[15:10] ---**
Aw, come on. She looks
like a serious girl, doesn't she?
**[15:14] ---**
That's what she looks like
now, but she's really a bitch.
**[15:17] ---**
There's one in every class.
**[15:19] ---**
A girl who looks pure and innocent,
**[15:21] ---**
but is actually running
around with all the guys.
**[15:23] ---**
There's someone like that in *our* class?
**[15:25] ---**
I'm sure.
**[15:26] ---**
It says on the Net that high school girls are all bitches these days.
**[15:30] ---**
You're one of those
"high school girls these days," too...
**[15:33] ---**
Okay, so we agree on number 3.
**[15:37] ---**
"What a pushy broad. Get lost!"
**[15:40] ---**
"S-Sorry, Kashiwazaki-*kun*.
**[15:43] ---**
As it is our first time meeting,
I may have been too forward...
**[15:47] ---**
I'll be more careful from now on,
so I hope you're not mad at me."
**[15:53] ---**
I'm sorry, Fujibayashi-*san*.
**[15:57] ---**
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[16:02] ---**
So it looks like you choose your actions,
**[16:05] ---**
and if you meet the right parameters,
you'll encounter girls, right?
**[16:07] ---**
It's a rough world for guys
**[16:09] ---**
who don't even have enough
merit to go out with a girl.
**[16:12] ---**
Just like reality.
**[16:14] ---**
Anyway, having low test
scores is out of the question.
**[16:17] ---**
Let's start with having him study.
**[16:19] ---**
Good idea. I hate guys
who are cerebrally challenged.
**[16:24] ---**
The more he studies, the smarter he gets?
**[16:27] ---**
How stupid was this guy at the beginning?
**[16:30] ---**
Well, it is a game...
**[16:33] ---**
Somebody's here.
**[16:38] ---**
"Oh, sorry..."
**[16:41] ---**
"2) Say 'I had this book first!, '
take it, and walk away."
**[16:42] ---**
Another choice?
**[16:44] ---**
I'm sure they'll go with 2...
**[16:46] ---**
Which one are you gonna do?
**[16:47] ---**
1!
**[16:50] ---**
Why?!
**[16:50] ---**
Instead of reading books, you'd better
use your time to study, Semoponume.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm aiming for a 200 in
academic ability by the next test,
**[16:58] ---**
so don't you slack off, trash!
**[17:00] ---**
Of course...
**[17:04] ---**
"No, I'm sorry."
**[17:07] ---**
"Thank you!
**[17:09] ---**
Um, if you don't mind, may I have your name?"
**[17:13] ---**
"Sure. I'm Kashiwazaki
Semoponume from class D."
**[17:18] ---**
"Kashiwazaki Semoponume-*san*...
**[17:20] ---**
That's a nice name."
**[17:22] ---**
What terrible taste...
**[17:24] ---**
It's scary...
**[17:26] ---**
"You are now able to ask
Nagata Yukiko out on a date."
**[17:28] ---**
For now, I'm thinking of
being friends with this girl.
**[17:31] ---**
Do you have a problem with that?
**[17:32] ---**
She's a lot better than that Fujibayashi bitch.
**[17:35] ---**
Go ahead.
**[17:52] ---**
"Yukiko..."
**[17:56] ---**
"Yes?"
**[17:59] ---**
This girl is so cute!
**[18:00] ---**
Really cute!
**[18:02] ---**
There's nothing better
than having a girl adore you!
**[18:06] ---**
She's actually a nice girl.
**[18:27] ---**
"Yukiko. Let's walk home together."
**[18:31] ---**
"No."
**[18:33] ---**
"I'm sorry!"
**[18:37] ---**
W-Why?! What's wrong, Yukiko?
**[18:40] ---**
I guess this was the reason
Nagata Yukiko suddenly became cold...
**[18:44] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[18:45] ---**
Every time you meet Fujibayashi-*san*,
you've treated her like dirt, right?
**[18:49] ---**
When one girl hates you,
she spreads unfavorable rumors
**[18:52] ---**
which cause a chain reaction,
**[18:54] ---**
making all the other girls
get a bad impression of you.
**[18:56] ---**
In other words, Yukiko
doesn't like me anymore
**[18:58] ---**
because Fujibayashi has been going around
**[19:00] ---**
bad-mouthing me all over the school, huh?!
**[19:03] ---**
That rotten bitch!
**[19:04] ---**
I don't think that's how it happened...
**[19:06] ---**
It says here, "If you get a bad reputation,
quickly apologize and make up."
**[19:10] ---**
Huh?! Why do I have to
apologize to that frickin' bitch?!
**[19:15] ---**
"Make up," my ass! I don't remember
ever being on friendly terms with that sow!
**[19:19] ---**
I agree!
**[19:21] ---**
It's not our fault!
**[19:23] ---**
By no means should we bow
down to that stupid woman
**[19:26] ---**
who started talking to us
and got hurt on her own!
**[19:29] ---**
We agree, huh?
**[19:31] ---**
I'm definitely not caving on this one.
**[19:33] ---**
And I'm sure Yukiko will understand
that it's all a misunderstanding!
**[19:38] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:39] ---**
"1) Give up on Yukiko."
"2) Believe in Yukiko!"
**[19:52] ---**
Yukiko, I...
**[19:54] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[19:56] ---**
Goodbye!
**[19:57] ---**
Wait!
**[20:11] ---**
I-I had faith in Yukiko...
**[20:15] ---**
Seriously? How emotionally
involved is she in this game?
**[20:20] ---**
Hey! Where are you going?
**[20:22] ---**
I'm gonna kill Fujibayashi Akari!
**[20:27] ---**
A-Are you okay?
**[20:29] ---**
Yukiko!!
**[20:37] ---**
Good morning!
**[20:41] ---**
Kodaka! Kodaka!
**[20:43] ---**
Over here!
**[20:47] ---**
Here!
**[20:54] ---**
I'm letting you borrow that,
so use it as soon as you get home!
**[20:57] ---**
The third-year event with
Fujibayashi Akari is especially moving!
**[21:02] ---**
You're the one who kept calling
Fujibayashi Akari a bitch and a sow yesterday!
**[21:07] ---**
Don't talk like that about Akari!
**[21:09] ---**
Huh?
**[21:10] ---**
Listen, Akari has been all on her own
since she lost both her parents as a kid.
**[21:15] ---**
She's been through a lot!
**[21:17] ---**
And yet, she doesn't hold
a grudge against the world,
**[21:19] ---**
but shares a warm smile with everyone.
**[21:22] ---**
Is that right?
**[21:23] ---**
Also! Make sure you capture Yukiko!
**[21:26] ---**
Actually, Aina, Miho, Natsumi, Mizuki, Karen...
**[21:30] ---**
They're all good girls!
**[21:32] ---**
After going home yesterday,
you conquered all of them?!
**[21:35] ---**
Of course!
**[21:36] ---**
You'd definitely better watch
the endings of all of them, too!
**[21:39] ---**
Got it?!
**[21:41] ---**
Well, I'll try it, if I'm in the mood...
**[21:44] ---**
Not good enough! Do it,
whether you're in the mood or not!
**[21:47] ---**
It's your duty.
**[21:49] ---**
*Sparkling School* is a work
that all people should play!
**[21:52] ---**
It's not just a game!
**[21:54] ---**
In a word, it's...
**[21:56] ---**
...life, I suppose.
**[22:00] ---**
Oh, no! Class is gonna start!
**[22:06] ---**
You'd better do it!
**[22:09] ---**
Uh oh!
**[22:12] ---**
Neighbors Club Record:
**[22:14] ---**
Sena became friends with seven girls.
**[22:18] ---**
Two-dimensional girls...
**[22:36] ---**
*Aa, nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi*
**[22:42] ---**
*Ima sara docchi datte ikkedo... tomodachi zukuri*
**[22:46] ---**
*Hitori sabishii yatsu da to
sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru*
**[22:52] ---**
*De, uwattsura dake atsumattara...*
**[22:55] ---**
*Sore de ii to omotte iru uchi ni~*
**[22:58] ---**
*Are yo are yo to toujou, sorotte*
**[23:02] ---**
*Hatenkou na yatsura ni*
**[23:04] ---**
*Maipeesu midasarete yuku*
**[23:07] ---**
*Atama kuru! Toku ni nikukkuki niku!*
**[23:09] ---**
*Watashi no mune, hisoka
ni asette yuujou fudan kimi de*
**[23:14] ---**
*My heart tsutaerarenai*
**[23:17] ---**
*Zannen na no wa watashi na no ka?*
**[23:20] ---**
*Moya moya wo kakiwake Today!*
**[23:34] ---**
*Okizari ni sareta otome
gokoro ano hi kara kuyande iru*
**[23:41] ---**
*Hayaku mitsuke dashite, maigo no kokoro*
**[23:51] ---**
Meat, did you know?
**[23:52] ---**
If you clear a "gal game"
**[23:53] ---**
in the middle of the night,
you'll be brainwashed by it.
**[23:57] ---**
Seriously?!
**[23:57] ---**
People whose brainwaves
are controlled by gal games
**[24:00] ---**
lose their normal sense of judgment
**[24:02] ---**
and aren't able to make any friends, it's said!
**[24:04] ---**
Stop it!
**[24:04] ---**
On top of that, their hair
turns a stupid blond color,
**[24:06] ---**
the fat around their chest
increases, and they turn into cows!
**[24:09] ---**
Is that true?!
**[24:11] ---**
Of course it's a lie!
**[24:12] ---**
Yozora, you're an idiot!
**[24:13] ---**
You're the idiot!
**[24:15] ---**
Next time: "There are No
Flags at the Swimming Pool."
**[24:15] ---**
"Next time: There are No
Flags at the Swimming Pool."
**[24:17] ---**
Why "pool"?