# 9 - The President's Recollections are Painful
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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Beaches everywhere have been
thronged with beachgoers for days on end.
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Look at this!
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The shore is packed with beach umbrellas.
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Yumigahama Beach in Kohoku...
**[00:22] ---**
"New Mail: 1"
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"0001 No Subject - Mikazuki Yozora"
"0002 No Subject - Kashiwazaki Sena"
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"Be at the club at 2:00.
Everyone bring a swimsuit."
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"Be at the club at 2:00.
Everyone bring a swimsuit."
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Swimsuit?
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Kobato, what's wrong?
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Kobato-*chan*!
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Hi, Kobato-*chan*!
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No.
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What should we play today?
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No!
**[00:44] ---**
Kobato-*chan*, did you
bring your swimsuit too?!
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No!
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She's totally rejecting me!
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Did you bring a swimsuit, Sena?
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Yeah. Stupid Yozora said to, so just in case.
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--Oh, Kobato-*chan*!
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--We're here.
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Horse?!
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*QUIVER*
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*Vigorously bursting with goodness*
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*You know, that's surprisingly addicting*
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*Let's get the ball rolling
while you're idly acting shy!*
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*Let's make friends and play, yeah!*
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"Haganai"
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*I look cool, but I'm actually super lonely*
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*(My delusions went bye, bye, bye
Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)*
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*I'm not held back any, but this isn't enough*
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*(Is a happy life in the real world far, far, far away?
Best friends are a nope, nope, nope, nope)*
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*If a group of unlucky
people gathered together,*
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*Ah--I can't picture it*
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*This situation is like stepping on a mine!*
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*FIDGET*
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*I totally, totally want to take a peek*
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*I don't want to regret this 100 times*
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*Totally toss aside and
shake off that boring pride*
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*Unfortunately, this idea popped into my mind,
and you know, it's surprisingly addicting*
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*Let's find some as we
clash and rattle each other!*
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*Let's make friends and play, yeah!*
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*I totally, totally want to take a peek*
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*You! Toss aside and shake yourself off*
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*Yes! Well? What do you think of that?*
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"The President's Recollections are Painful"
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I never would've guessed that I'd encounter
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the demon Astaroth in a place like this...
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But I thought the Evil Gate was destroyed
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during the last war between
God and the Devil!
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Never mind about that...
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Yozora?
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That's Yozora?!
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Indeed.
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What the heck are you doing?
Are you an idiot? A fool?
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W-What?
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Don't come near me! That's gross!
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Ow!
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Hey! What was that for?
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--What the hell does she want?
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--Hey! That hurt!
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Today is Swimsuit Day.
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Swimsuit Day?
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The plan is to wear swimsuits at the club.
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Why would we do that?
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Because it would be a shame not
to wear my swimsuit after I bought it.
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It's your fault, you and
Rika, for going home!
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Well, we left soon after that, too.
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The pool was so crowded,
it was impossible to have fun.
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Is that true?!
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Y-Yeah...
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What happened?
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I mean, what's with the horse mask?
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And on top of that, you're wearing
a full-body zebra-like swimsuit...
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It's embarrassing to display your flesh
where there are a lot of people, isn't it?
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With this, my flesh isn't exposed,
and no one can see my face,
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so I'm not embarrassed.
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If you'd gone to the pool wearing
that, people would've been pissed.
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There's no rule against
swimming with a mask on, is there?
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But there is a rule against
weird stuff in the pool.
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Then you wouldn't get in, huh?
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What was that?!
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When you go in the pool, the whole pool...
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Kodaka-*sempai*!
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Rika is wearing a swimsuit
under her lab coat.
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Want to see?!
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No, not especially.
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Listen to me!
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--If you look, I'm sure you'll be surprised.
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--Stupid Yozora!
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Rika calls it... "The Emperor's
New Clothes" swimsuit!
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That's just going nude!
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So take a look!
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Knock it off, idiot!
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Just kidding.
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Well? How does Rika look in her swimsuit?
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Kind of normal...
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N-Normal?!
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Normal is only the outward appearance!
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Actually, this swimsuit
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--becomes translucent in hot water!
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--Cut it out!
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Rika will go with Kodaka-*sempai
*to a mixed bathing hot spring,
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and Sempai will think it's a
swimsuit, but before his eyes,
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Rika will emerge from
the hot water, totally naked!
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Sempai will lose control and follow his
carnal desires that surge up from within!
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Not gonna happen.
I'd never go to a hot spring with you.
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Seriously?
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"Maria"
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Big Brother!
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Ow...
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M-Monster! There's a monster in here!
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It's okay. She's...
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I'm gonna munch on you!
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You can't eat me! I'm raw! I'm no good raw!
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I'll grill you good first, and then eat you.
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I-I-I still won't taste good, even grilled!
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Because I've been eating vegetables lately!
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I'm a vegetarian!
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If I knew this was gonna happen,
I wouldn't have stopped eating steak!
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--I should've given myself
a fat, flabby taste!
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--She isn't eating steak?
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--Recently, Maria-*dono* has said
that normal food is fine, so...
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--I'm gonna be eaten!
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--Wait! Wait! Don't move around!
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Go, Astarot!
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Start at the head and munch your
way down that uppity agent of God!
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I thought it was "Asta *roth*"...
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S-So you're a friend of the vampire?!
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Stupid dummy idiot poopy vampire!
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Die!
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You're the one who's gonna die!
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I'm gonna munch on you!
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--Munch-munch-munch-munch!
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--Help me, Big Brother!
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That's enough, Yozora.
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Fine.
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The horse turned into Yozora!
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Why?! Why-Why-Why?!
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This is a cursed mask.
**[06:19] ---**
If you put it on, the
demon Astro possesses you.
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Whoops. The power of
darkness is moving my hands...
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I can't see anything! It's pitch-black!
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It's proof that the power of
darkness has invaded your mind!
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I don't wanna be a horse monster! Help me!
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If you want help, swear you'll
never go near my Bro again!
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I refuse! I love Big Brother!
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Don't you dare say, "I love Big Brother!"
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Yay! The curse was broken!
**[06:54] ---**
That's what you get, little turd!
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Why, you... um... uh...
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Idiot!
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--Takes one to know one! Poopy vampire!
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--Look, Yozora, if you
don't want your swimsuit
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--Shut up, poopy church girl!
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--to go to waste, how
about visiting the beach?
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--The beach is packed with people.
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--If I'm "poopy," you're
a super-stupid poopy!
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--What about my family's private beach?
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--Then if you call me a
vampire, *you're* a vampire!
**[07:10] ---**
--Y-You have one?!
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Yeah. We've got a summer
house, which has a beach...
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That's what makes her one of the bourgeois!
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Well, to be honest, I've only
been there once, when I was little.
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It's so far that you have to
stay overnight, which is a pain...
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So...
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we could hold a training camp at
your summer house, Sena-*sempai*?
**[07:30] ---**
I see... Training camp...
**[07:32] ---**
They often have them in gal games, you know?
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To be sure, that *is* a
traditional club activity.
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Well, it could be a good
experience to prepare us
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for when we become "happy people"...
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Then I'll ask Daddy.
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So... it's okay to set it up?
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Does anyone have other plans?
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We're all free anytime,
since none of us have any friends.
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Not a pleasing thing to hear...
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Hey, hey, what's a training camp?
**[07:58] ---**
Hmm... I suppose a training
camp needs its adviser, too...
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If you look up, you'll see the wide blue sky
and, set against it, towering Mt. Asano.
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At its base is a stream
of refreshing spring water.
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Yes?
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H-Herlo...
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Hello! I'm Kashiwazaki Sena...
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I-Is Kodaka-*kun* there?
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Relax, Sena! This is my cell phone.
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Oh... oh yeah, that's right.
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So... do you want something?
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A-Are you free today? Kobato-*chan,* too...
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Just the club after lunch...
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Then come to my house today.
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Remember what you said before?
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About wanting to pay respects to my father...
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Oh. But this is all of a sudden...
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Yeah. When I asked him about
the summer house today,
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I mentioned your name,
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and Daddy said he wanted
to see you in a hurry.
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Why?
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I don't know. But, anyway, okay?
**[08:52] ---**
Well... gotcha.
**[08:53] ---**
Then I'll tell you how
to get here and the time.
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I'll write it down...
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"The Collected Works of Akutagawa Ryunosuke"
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This is the due date.
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"Taka - No Subject"
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"Meat - No Subject"
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"Taka"
**[09:13] ---**
"Kobato and I won't be at the club today."
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"Won't be there," he says?
**[09:21] ---**
"Meat"
**[09:21] ---**
"I'm taking the day off."
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"The Collected Works of Akutagawa Ryunosuke"
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"Ultra-Mecha"
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There?
**[10:02] ---**
"Private Property"
**[10:06] ---**
It's easy to tell...
**[10:24] ---**
U-Um...
**[10:25] ---**
Welcome.
**[10:27] ---**
You're Hayato's children, aren't you?
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I'm Sena's father.
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I'm the president of the academy.
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It's a pleasure to meet you,
President! I'm Hasegawa Kodaka.
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This is my younger sister, Kobato.
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You resemble Hayato, with
a brazen-looking face.
**[10:42] ---**
And this one has Airi-*san*'s face.
**[10:46] ---**
A meal has been prepared. Come.
**[10:49] ---**
Wait. Sir, you haven't
given your own name yet...
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I'm Kashiwazaki...
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My name is...
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...written with the characters "*ten*" and "*uma.*"
**[11:03] ---**
Kashiwazaki... Tenma-*san*?
**[11:06] ---**
It reads as "Pegasus."
**[11:08] ---**
Pegasus?
**[11:09] ---**
You don't call me by that name!
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I mean... It isn't that
dignified a name, you know?
**[11:19] ---**
For that reason...
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I-I understand...
**[11:22] ---**
I'm Stella, the house steward.
**[11:25] ---**
Steward?
**[11:27] ---**
Please don't stare at me
like that, Kodaka-*sama.*
**[11:30] ---**
I'll get pregnant.
**[11:41] ---**
Is a steward the same thing as a butler?
**[11:43] ---**
At first, I thought Stella-*san
*was maybe Sena... -*san*'s mother...
**[11:48] ---**
My wife is currently abroad.
**[11:50] ---**
But it's rare for you to
meet guests at the door, Daddy.
**[11:55] ---**
I was passing by.
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He's been fidgeting to
meet the two of you for a while.
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I-I have not!
**[12:03] ---**
Now just bring the food out!
**[12:05] ---**
As you wish.
**[12:12] ---**
Please go ahead, everyone.
**[12:13] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[12:15] ---**
Eat a lot, okay, Kobato-*chan*?
**[12:17] ---**
With good manners, Kobato.
**[12:19] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[12:20] ---**
Well, thank you for the food.
**[12:33] ---**
U-Um, thank you for helping
us transfer into the academy.
**[12:37] ---**
It seems like my dad asked for a big favor...
**[12:40] ---**
He did indeed.
**[12:42] ---**
Right when the entrance
season was over, suddenly
**[12:45] ---**
that idiot demanded, "Enroll my son
and daughter in that school of yours."
**[12:51] ---**
I-I apologize for that...
**[12:54] ---**
Even though you're his son,
you're very well-mannered.
**[12:58] ---**
Oh, that's right! Here.
This isn't much, but...
**[13:02] ---**
"Kuriya"
**[13:05] ---**
What is this?
**[13:06] ---**
The "It's salty and spicy, but is also like
deeply-flavored life: Rayu assortment.
**[13:12] ---**
What's that mean?
**[13:13] ---**
Well, it really is delicious!
**[13:16] ---**
It goes with rice, pasta, anything.
**[13:18] ---**
Even Kobato likes it, and
she hates spicy stuff.
**[13:21] ---**
Can I open one?
**[13:22] ---**
Please, go ahead.
**[13:31] ---**
Good!
**[13:32] ---**
Yeah, you're right! This is delicious!
**[13:35] ---**
Glad you like it.
**[13:36] ---**
Bro, me too!
**[13:38] ---**
Your big sister will feed you!
**[13:42] ---**
--Okay, open wide!
**[13:42] ---**
--Come to think of it, Hayato
**[13:43] ---**
--has always been good at finding
**[13:43] ---**
--No!
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--these kinds of unusual
foods and seasonings.
**[13:45] ---**
--Come on, eat your big sister's!
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--Well, almost as long as I can
**[13:47] ---**
--No!
**[13:48] ---**
--So cute! Say, "Aaaaah!"
**[13:49] ---**
--remember, we've moved all over Japan...
**[13:51] ---**
This time, he suddenly went abroad...
**[13:53] ---**
Even after all these years,
that man hasn't changed.
**[13:57] ---**
It must have been hard on you two.
**[13:59] ---**
--It's yummy!
**[13:59] ---**
--Unbelievable, devoting
himself to digging up ruins,
**[14:00] ---**
--No!
**[14:02] ---**
--Big sister's gobbling up Kobato-*chan*!
**[14:03] ---**
--even dragging you kids into it, the scum!
**[14:05] ---**
He's not scum!
**[14:11] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[14:14] ---**
Um, our father isn't scum.
**[14:17] ---**
Though he may be stupid...
**[14:20] ---**
I know that.
**[14:27] ---**
Stay over...?
**[14:30] ---**
There's no need to hesitate.
**[14:31] ---**
No, it's not hesitation...
**[14:34] ---**
Actually, on Saturday and Sunday,
**[14:36] ---**
there are no buses to
Tooya Station after 8pm.
**[14:43] ---**
If you absolutely must
get home, I could drive you...
**[14:48] ---**
...but to be honest, it would be a pain.
**[14:50] ---**
It'd be a pain...?
**[14:52] ---**
Just stay over!
**[14:54] ---**
But we didn't bring pajamas or anything...
**[14:56] ---**
You can use my nightclothes.
**[14:58] ---**
That's what Hayato always
did when he stayed over.
**[15:01] ---**
I think my old pajamas
would fit you, Kobato-*chan.*
**[15:05] ---**
But the room, or...
**[15:07] ---**
We have a guest room.
**[15:09] ---**
Um...
**[15:15] ---**
Thank you for your kind offer.
**[15:20] ---**
She's super-cute when she's sleeping, too!
**[15:22] ---**
Don't touch her!
**[15:24] ---**
Anyway, it seems Daddy really likes you.
**[15:28] ---**
I haven't seen him in that
good a mood for a long time.
**[15:31] ---**
That was his good mood?
**[15:33] ---**
A great mood!
**[15:35] ---**
Bro, where are we?
**[15:38] ---**
Say, Kobato-*chan*, why don't we take
a bath together before going to bed?
**[15:42] ---**
Take a bath...
**[15:46] ---**
You know, Kobato, it wouldn't
hurt you to skip one night...
**[15:49] ---**
Then let's go to the bath!
**[15:57] ---**
President...
**[15:59] ---**
Have a drink with me.
**[16:03] ---**
Um, I'm a minor...
**[16:06] ---**
This is regular grape juice. Relax.
**[16:10] ---**
I don't know about this...
**[16:11] ---**
This is the real thing.
**[16:14] ---**
Shall we trade?
**[16:15] ---**
No, like I said, I'm...
**[16:16] ---**
Just kidding.
**[16:24] ---**
In our student days, Hayato
and I often drank like this.
**[16:28] ---**
So I'm standing in for Dad...
**[16:35] ---**
You can really down it!
**[16:37] ---**
It's not alcohol!
**[16:43] ---**
Um... are you okay?
**[16:45] ---**
Huuuh? S'what okay?
**[16:48] ---**
That was quick!
**[16:55] ---**
In our shtudent daysh,
Hayato and I often drank like thish!
**[17:05] ---**
In our shtudent daysh...
**[17:11] ---**
In our... In our shtudent daysh...
**[17:19] ---**
President!
**[17:20] ---**
President, please wake up!
**[17:24] ---**
P-President?
**[17:37] ---**
Should I call Stella-*san*?
**[17:44] ---**
Kobato!
**[17:46] ---**
Bro!!
**[17:48] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[17:48] ---**
Wait, Kobato-*chan*!
**[18:11] ---**
Ow...
**[18:14] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing here, Kodaka?!
**[18:17] ---**
Stupid idiot dirty molester poopy pervert
brute main character of an erotic game!
**[18:21] ---**
Th-That's 100% *my* line!
**[18:28] ---**
Universe!!
**[18:31] ---**
She ran outside...
**[18:33] ---**
I don't believe it. Seriously?
**[18:35] ---**
Oh, dear. Dirty-minded Kodaka-*san.*
**[18:38] ---**
No! Um, that was just an accident...
**[18:41] ---**
I know.
**[18:44] ---**
Come, Kobato*-sama,* while you have a chance...
**[18:47] ---**
Okay.
**[18:48] ---**
U-Um, the President is sleeping on the bed...
**[18:51] ---**
Once the Master falls asleep, he
absolutely won't awaken 'til morning.
**[18:57] ---**
I'll have Kobato*-sama
*sleep in the servants' room.
**[19:00] ---**
So, my apologies, but
please sleep in the same bed
**[19:04] ---**
with the Master tonight, Kodaka-*sama.*
**[19:06] ---**
I-I'll sleep in the servants' room, too...
**[19:08] ---**
I sleep in the nude.
**[19:11] ---**
I'll sleep with the President.
**[19:13] ---**
No...!
**[19:18] ---**
You often drank together
in your student days...
**[19:24] ---**
No question, the President
thinks of my dad as a close friend.
**[19:29] ---**
I'm sure that's why Dad could leave
**[19:32] ---**
Kobato and me in Japan
and go off on a journey.
**[19:42] ---**
I wonder if I'll ever make
a friend like that someday...
**[20:04] ---**
Well, thank you for everything.
**[20:08] ---**
Kobato?
**[20:11] ---**
Th-Thank you for everything.
**[20:15] ---**
You're welcome to come back anytime.
**[20:17] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:19] ---**
Next time, let's take
another bath together, okay?
**[20:21] ---**
No!
**[20:23] ---**
--Nooooooooooo!!
**[20:23] ---**
--Kobato!
**[20:27] ---**
What'd you do to her?
**[20:29] ---**
I didn't do anything!
**[20:32] ---**
That aside, Kodaka...
**[20:34] ---**
What?
**[20:35] ---**
U-Um, about what happened last night...
**[20:40] ---**
Last night?
**[20:42] ---**
Sorry, the President made
me drink wine last night,
**[20:46] ---**
and I was so drunk that
I don't remember anything.
**[20:49] ---**
Did something happen?
**[20:50] ---**
Um... well... that is...
**[20:53] ---**
Nothing!
**[20:55] ---**
Kobato-*chan*! Wait!
**[20:58] ---**
The best thing to do is not
remember anything, even if it is a lie.
**[21:02] ---**
Kodaka-*kun...*
**[21:03] ---**
Yes?
**[21:05] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[21:07] ---**
Please take good care of my daughter!
**[21:11] ---**
O-Of course...
**[21:13] ---**
...Pegasus-*san*!
**[21:16] ---**
Y-You wretch!
**[21:18] ---**
Well, excuse me.
**[21:24] ---**
Knock that off! Stella!
**[21:36] ---**
"0001 No Subject - Kashiwazaki Sena"
**[21:36] ---**
"0002 No Subject - Mikazuki Yozora"
**[21:37] ---**
"You really don't remember anything
about last night, right? Really?"
**[21:47] ---**
"Kodaka"
"Really, really, really."
**[21:56] ---**
"0001 No Subject - Mikazuki Yozora"
**[21:56] ---**
"0002 No Subject - Kashiwazaki Sena"
**[21:57] ---**
"Mikazuki Yozora"
**[21:57] ---**
"Monday, Club at 2:00."
**[22:02] ---**
"Incoming Mail..."
**[22:03] ---**
"Taka - No Subject"
**[22:03] ---**
"Meat - No Subject"
**[22:04] ---**
"Taka"
**[22:04] ---**
"Roger!"
**[22:15] ---**
All right!
**[22:36] ---**
*Ah, my mind is escaping
reality as ideally as imaginable*
**[22:42] ---**
*Not that it really matters
now if I... make friends*
**[22:46] ---**
*Those eyes that belittle me saying,
"You're a lonesome person on your own," bug me*
**[22:52] ---**
*So, while I was thinking
that it'd be cool...*
**[22:55] ---**
*...if only a superficial group gathered up,*
**[22:58] ---**
*They show up, one here,
one there, and gather together*
**[23:02] ---**
*The unique characters*
**[23:04] ---**
*Throw me off balance*
**[23:07] ---**
*It ticks me off! Especially that mean meat!*
**[23:09] ---**
*My chest is secretly filled with
apprehension and I feel a bit indecisive*
**[23:14] ---**
*I can't tell you what's in my heart*
**[23:17] ---**
*Am I the one disappointed by that?*
**[23:20] ---**
*Plow through the fog today!*
**[23:34] ---**
*Ever since the day I got left behind,
my maiden heart has been filled with regret*
**[23:41] ---**
*Hurry and find it--my lost heart*
**[23:51] ---**
When I woke up in the morning, an old man's
sleeping face was only centimeters away from me!
**[23:54] ---**
Hayato...
**[23:56] ---**
Oh, God... You say my
dad's name in your sleep?!
**[23:59] ---**
W-Where...?! W-What did you do to me?!
**[24:02] ---**
What are you doing in my bed?!
**[24:04] ---**
I'm Hasegawa Kodaka and...
**[24:05] ---**
I mean, this is *my* bed!
**[24:07] ---**
You're the one who suddenly
fell asleep here in the first--
**[24:08] ---**
You didn't do anything?!
**[24:09] ---**
What are you, a beautiful girl?
**[24:11] ---**
Next time: "No One Sleeps at Camp."
**[24:11] ---**
"Next time: No One Sleeps at Camp."
**[24:13] ---**
Really? I'll never forgive
you if you're lying!
**[24:17] ---**
Th-That's actually pretty cute...