3 - Cooking is Bravo!

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    "Girls Bravo"
[00:15] ---
    When I was chasing my dream,
    I kept it in my school bag
[00:24] ---
    It's the letter that I couldn't send to you
[00:29] ---
    My bright feeling is still shining
    deep inside my heart
[00:38] ---
    Every little thing is precious to me
[00:42] ---
    I fell in love on that summer day
[00:49] ---
    With your smile reflected on the water
[00:58] ---
    We frolicked and splashed water on each other
[01:04] ---
    But the happy days go by in time
[01:11] ---
    I trust my love and just have to go on now
[01:18] ---
    Keeping the important word to myself
[01:25] ---
    Going my way
[01:35] ---
    Now, here is you're
    fortune for tomorrow!
[01:37] ---
    First for Aries, trouble
    will occur while you are out.
[01:40] ---
    You should just relax at home.
[01:43] ---
    For the Taurus people,
    tomorrow is not good at all.
[01:45] ---
    Be prepared and
    pray for smoothness.
[01:48] ---
    For Gemini, the key to increasing
    your work luck is a silver bracelet.
[01:51] ---
    Next, Cancers can increase money-luck
    by placing a vase full of Dandelions...
[01:53] ---
    stems on the window, facing west.
[01:55] ---
    But who would do something like that!
[01:56] ---
    Next, if you're a Leo,
    you are a lucky girl!
[01:58] ---
    A checkered handkerchief,
    a face with a bandage on it...
[02:00] ---
    and a Killty keychain are the key items!
[02:02] ---
    Let's get our destined encounter!
[02:05] ---
    --For the Virgo,
    their luck in love is not good.
[02:06] ---
    --Destined... encounter?
    --For the Virgo, their luck in love is not good.
[02:07] ---
    --Destined... encounter?
    --Well, at least marriage isn't everything...
[02:10] ---
    "Cooking is Bravo!"
[02:22] ---
    I did it.
[02:31] ---
    What's the matter Puny-nari!
[02:33] ---
    You got something to say, puny!
[02:35] ---
    Um, well, that is...
    No, not really.
[02:38] ---
    Can't you even talk back, you coward?
[02:41] ---
    If you're a man...
    then act like one!
[02:53] ---
    Good morning, Yukinari!
[02:56] ---
    Miharu...
[02:57] ---
    It's morning. Let's eat breakfast.
[03:00] ---
    Breakfast?
[03:02] ---
    Yes.
[03:03] ---
    White rice, home-made miso soup and...
[03:06] ---
    an omelet filled with lots of
    nutrition from Mr. Chicken!
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    When you eat, you'll forget
    all of your bad dreams.
[03:16] ---
    Miharu...
[03:18] ---
    After I finish getting ready, I'll join
    you, so please hurry and eat first.
[03:22] ---
    Get ready? Oh yeah, you start school today.
[03:26] ---
    Yes! That is why we must hurry.
    Your breakfast is getting cold.
[03:30] ---
    Oh, Miharu...
[03:32] ---
    Thank you. I will try my best to fix
    my fear of girls as soon as possible.
[03:44] ---
    Miharu is a girl who accidentally
    wandered to Earth from Seiren...
[03:49] ---
    a world full of women.
[03:52] ---
    With what had happened previously,
    we figured it was better not to...
[03:56] ---
    leave her at home alone, so she'll
    start going to school from today.
[04:01] ---
    Thanks to Fukuyama using his connections...
[04:05] ---
    we didn't have any of the necessary
    procedures to hassle with.
[04:08] ---
    "Regarding the student transfer:"
[04:09] ---
    "Regarding the student transfer:"
    "Approved"
[04:10] ---
    But, I can't be calm just
    yet since it is Fukuyama.
[04:14] ---
    I have to protect Miharu.
[04:20] ---
    But before that, I have
    to go eat Miharu's breakfast.
[04:27] ---
    I knew it. Well, she did make it
    for me. Thank you for the meal!
[04:35] ---
    Hey, this is pretty good! Yes, delicious!
[04:41] ---
    Yukinari, how does it taste?
[04:45] ---
    It's delicious!
[04:48] ---
    Really?!
[04:49] ---
    Miharu, you're really good at cooking.
[04:53] ---
    Thank you very much.
[04:54] ---
    Come to think of it, the food
    I had on Seiren was also delicious.
[04:58] ---
    I'm so happy to see you are enjoying it!
[05:00] ---
    Now if only there
    could be a little bit more.
[05:04] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[05:05] ---
    I was tasting the food,
    and I couldn't stop myself.
[05:09] ---
    Oh, no it's okay. It's bad for the
    body to eat too much anyway.
[05:14] ---
    It's bad for the body to
    eat too much? Is that so?
[05:20] ---
    Ouch. It's very difficult to
    wear clothes from Earth!
[05:30] ---
    What's the matter? Yukinari!
[05:32] ---
    What's the matter with you?!
    What are you doing?!
[05:34] ---
    I'm just changing.
[05:35] ---
    Changing?! You are changing?!
    Why are you naked?!
[05:38] ---
    Is that bad?
[05:40] ---
    It's not that it's bad, but if
    Kirie sees us here right now...
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    Oh, Kirie.
[05:50] ---
    Good morning.
[05:53] ---
    Yukinari.
[05:54] ---
    Yes.
[05:55] ---
    Every morning, every morning,
    every morning, enough is enough!
[06:07] ---
    Yukinari, does it hurt?
[06:10] ---
    Yes, just a little bit.
[06:12] ---
    Oh, there's blood around your mouth.
[06:16] ---
    I'll be okay. It isn't that bad.
[06:18] ---
    Here.
[06:20] ---
    Why don't you use this?
[06:21] ---
    It's partially my fault for those injuries.
[06:24] ---
    Besides, I have two handkerchiefs.
[06:30] ---
    Thank you, Kirie.
[06:31] ---
    What?! It's not like that!
[06:35] ---
    I also have a present for you, Yukinari!
[06:39] ---
    A present?
[06:43] ---
    This is...?
[06:44] ---
    It's a Killty doll!
[06:47] ---
    Killty?
[06:48] ---
    Yes.
[06:51] ---
    I'll kill you. I'll get rid of you!
    I love you...
[06:53] ---
    I got it at the mall yesterday.
    Isn't it so cute?
[06:58] ---
    Well...
[06:59] ---
    Here, let me put it on for you.
[07:00] ---
    What?!
[07:01] ---
    A checkered handkerchief, a
    bandage on his face, a Killty keychain.
[07:11] ---
    Yukinari?
[07:12] ---
    Ouch. I'm sorry. Are you all right?
[07:24] ---
    I'm sorry! Are you hurt?
[07:30] ---
    A bandage on your face.
[07:33] ---
    A checkered handkerchief.
    A Killty keychain.
[07:43] ---
    I found you!
[07:44] ---
    My destined person!
[07:47] ---
    Yukinari!
[07:48] ---
    Yukinari!
[07:49] ---
    It is definitely a twist of fate.
    A wonderful coincidence!
[07:52] ---
    I am the number one luckiest
    pretty girl in the universe...
[07:55] ---
    to be protected by the
    blessings of Mabanya!
[07:58] ---
    To be able to meet my
    destined soul mate here!
[08:02] ---
    I'm so glad!
[08:03] ---
    Every night, as I purify my body,
    I listen to Mabanya's fortune telling...
[08:08] ---
    and because of that...
[08:09] ---
    I was able to meet such a
    wonderful destined soul mate!
[08:13] ---
    This is all due to the strength of black magic!
[08:15] ---
    It is all a favorable blessing
    from the gods of the black magic!
[08:19] ---
    Oh, Mabanya! Please watch over us
[08:20] ---
    as we walk into our future
    together from the dark stars above!
[08:25] ---
    I will show you my
    happiness with this man!
[08:30] ---
    Oh, I haven't asked
    for my darling's name.
[08:35] ---
    I am so stupid and clumsy.
    May I have your name please.
[08:45] ---
    Hayate. Kosame.
[08:48] ---
    Did you call for us?
[08:49] ---
    Miss?
[08:51] ---
    The uniform that man was wearing...
[08:54] ---
    it is from the same school as mine,
    Mizuno High School, is it not?
[08:57] ---
    Yes.
[08:58] ---
    Then you know what
    must be done. Understood?
[09:01] ---
    Understood.
[09:05] ---
    I'll kill you. I'll get rid of you.
    I'll return you. I'll kill you...
[09:08] ---
    I won't let you go, my future husband.
[09:26] ---
    I feel really tired.
[09:27] ---
    Are you all right, Yukinari?
[09:30] ---
    Well, you had a lot of things
    happen to you this morning.
[09:33] ---
    The only one good thing is...
[09:36] ---
    that Fukuyama isn't here.
[09:38] ---
    I wonder what happened to Fukuyama.
[09:41] ---
    I wanted to thank him for making
    it possible for me to attend school.
[09:46] ---
    He never skips school.
[09:49] ---
    Well, at least it's peaceful.
[09:52] ---
    By the way, that girl from
    this morning. That blond girl...
[09:55] ---
    I wonder what planet she's
    been getting her signals from.
[09:59] ---
    Kojima!
[10:02] ---
    Fukuyama?
[10:03] ---
    Kojima! What kind of
    girl are you talking about?!
[10:06] ---
    Where did you see her?!
[10:08] ---
    Tell me, Kojima! What's the
    matter Kojima?! Answer me!
[10:11] ---
    Answer me Kojima!
[10:16] ---
    Go ask it...
[10:17] ---
    in Hell!!
[10:27] ---
    So, about that girl, Kojima...
[10:31] ---
    --Gross.
    --Gross.
[10:32] ---
    What kind of girl was she?
    Extremely cute?
[10:36] ---
    Yeah, saying
    something about Mabanya.
[10:39] ---
    And that Yukinari
    is her destined mate.
[10:42] ---
    What?!
[10:43] ---
    --Gross.
    --Gross.
[10:49] ---
    Just a little more.
[10:51] ---
    Just a little more and I'll be
    joined with my destined mate.
[10:54] ---
    Mabanya, please watch over our bright future.
[11:02] ---
    I can't wait for my future husband!
[11:11] ---
    Puny-nari! You bastard!
    What did you do to her?!
[11:14] ---
    Well, I don't remember anything
    because I was unconscious.
[11:17] ---
    You will regret it,
    if you hide anything!
[11:19] ---
    Didn't you hear me,
    I just said that I don't know.
[11:20] ---
    Fukuyama!
[11:21] ---
    Stop it, Fukuyama!
[11:23] ---
    Target captured!
    Kosame, are you ready?
[11:28] ---
    Any time.
[11:29] ---
    --Even if you say that...
    --Will you spill out the truth already!
[11:31] ---
    4.
[11:32] ---
    3.
[11:33] ---
    2.
[11:35] ---
    1.
[11:38] ---
    Zero.
[11:41] ---
    What?!
[11:43] ---
    This tactic, could it be?!
[11:52] ---
    My eyes. My eyes. My ears.
[11:58] ---
    Target acquired. Time to withdraw.
[12:05] ---
    You!
[12:06] ---
    Where do you think you're taking Yukinari?
[12:11] ---
    What?
[12:18] ---
    You, what are you?
[12:20] ---
    I should be asking you that question!
    Doing something like this at school!
[12:23] ---
    Depending on your response,
    I won't let you off that easily!
[12:27] ---
    How lovely.
[12:28] ---
    What?
[12:32] ---
    You...
[12:41] ---
    What a shame. We'll have to
    continue this at another time.
[12:50] ---
    What the heck what that?
[12:52] ---
    Kirie, where is Yukinari?
[12:56] ---
    No doubt about it. It was them!
[13:01] ---
    Fukuyama!
    Where are you going?! Hey!
[13:06] ---
    Stop! Let me go!
    What are you trying to do?!
[13:10] ---
    Yukinari Sasaki,
    Mizuno High School, 2nd year.
[13:13] ---
    He has a rash that appears
    whenever touched by women...
[13:16] ---
    due to an extreme fear of women.
[13:19] ---
    A rash?
[13:20] ---
    Yes. Excluding the female known
    as Miharu, who lives with him...
[13:24] ---
    it is triggered by all women.
[13:27] ---
    Oh my. How awful.
[13:30] ---
    But rest assured.
    I will cure that disease for you.
[13:36] ---
    With the power of
    the gods of darkness.
[13:42] ---
    Lisa!
[13:43] ---
    Hm? Oh.
[13:44] ---
    Lisa! So this was where you were!
[13:47] ---
    You're the one from this morning!
[13:49] ---
    Yukinari!
[13:50] ---
    What, you two know each other?
[13:52] ---
    I've been looking all over for you Lisa!
[13:55] ---
    --As your brother you don't know how much
[13:57] ---
    --Brother?
    --I've been worried about you!
[13:58] ---
    Do you understand, Lisa?!
[14:03] ---
    Your brother?
[14:04] ---
    Yes. Excuse my late introduction,
    but I am Lisa Fukuyama.
[14:07] ---
    1st year student at Mizuno High School.
[14:11] ---
    And they are Hayate and Kosame.
[14:14] ---
    From when I was an infant, until now,
    they have been my private bodyguards.
[14:17] ---
    They carry out all of my schemes.
[14:20] ---
    Schemes?
[14:22] ---
    It is nice to make your acquaintance.
[14:25] ---
    Lisa! Since spring you've
    locked yourself in your room...
[14:28] ---
    and have been talking about a
    divine message from Mabanya.
[14:31] ---
    Then all of a sudden you
    disappear this morning.
[14:33] ---
    Now I find you with this Puny-nari!
[14:36] ---
    Lisa, how much more do I have to worry
    about you, for you to be satisfied?!
[14:41] ---
    And... what do you plan to do to Yukinari?
[14:47] ---
    What do I plan to do? Well of course...
[14:52] ---
    we're going to have a
    ceremony to join in matrimony now!
[14:59] ---
    Lisa!
[15:00] ---
    Marriage?!
[15:01] ---
    Ma-tri-mo-ny?
[15:02] ---
    What is that?!
    Don't just decide things on your own!
[15:06] ---
    Have a ceremony?
[15:07] ---
    Well, that is, you know...
[15:10] ---
    For people who would like to participate...
[15:13] ---
    please patiently watch over there.
[15:20] ---
    What?!
[15:21] ---
    Gods of darkness, the ones
    who control the darkness.
[15:26] ---
    In the name of Lisa Fukuyama,
    I order thee to show yourself!
[15:29] ---
    Oh ones who are spoken amongst
    the dark stories! Show yourself to me!
[15:43] ---
    Don't be so hasty, Lisa!
[15:45] ---
    No! I don't want Puny-nari
    to be calling me "brother-in-law"!
[15:52] ---
    Now, Yukinari dear.
[15:56] ---
    By the rule of the gods of darkness...
[15:59] ---
    A kiss of oath.
[16:22] ---
    This can't be possible!
[16:35] ---
    Oh, poor Yukinari!
[16:38] ---
    To begin with,
    you are the cause for all this.
[16:41] ---
    That is outrageous!
[16:43] ---
    It's because of that person over
    there using some sort of fishy magic.
[16:47] ---
    Now, Lisa! You can't speak ill of Miharu.
[16:51] ---
    Besides, why's it have to be Puny-nari?
[16:53] ---
    I told you many times already that I
    would find the perfect person for you!
[16:59] ---
    If you are going to get in
    the way of my path of love...
[17:02] ---
    then I will never forgive you!
[17:05] ---
    I...
[17:07] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
[17:08] ---
    I don't know why you are so
    persistent about being with Yukinari...
[17:13] ---
    but there's no way it would work out.
[17:15] ---
    Because...
[17:17] ---
    Yukinari has a fear of women.
[17:20] ---
    So? Then that means she also...!
[17:23] ---
    Miss Lisa, this is the
    person known as Miharu.
[17:27] ---
    Miharu?
[17:29] ---
    Yes. The one person that does not
    trigger Yukinari's fear of women.
[17:34] ---
    You?
[17:36] ---
    Now that you understand,
    that's enough for today.
[17:39] ---
    Wait, I've still got something to say.
[17:41] ---
    About Yukinari.
[17:43] ---
    Just leave him alone for today.
[17:47] ---
    Oh yeah, and make sure...
[17:49] ---
    to get rid of this huge piece of trash.
[18:02] ---
    What? Am I...?
[18:10] ---
    What?
[18:11] ---
    What?! What?!
[18:14] ---
    Um?
[18:18] ---
    I've been waiting for you.
[18:21] ---
    How are you feeling, Yukinari?
[18:25] ---
    Fukuyama?!
[18:26] ---
    Oh, my. No need to call me
    Fukuyama, like we're strangers.
[18:31] ---
    Please, call me Lisa.
[18:33] ---
    But wait, what is all of this?
[18:36] ---
    I borrowed the cooking classroom.
[18:38] ---
    I thought I could prepare my special...
[18:42] ---
    full course meal to help you get better.
[18:46] ---
    Um, when you say special...
[18:51] ---
    Oh, sorry. I'm really not that hungry.
[18:56] ---
    Oh! Yes, I'm so hungry.
    Very hungry indeed.
[18:59] ---
    I shall now start serving you.
[19:09] ---
    Now, Yukinari, please
    eat as much as you like.
[19:14] ---
    Speaking of which,
    what is this weird feeling...
[19:18] ---
    Well...
[19:20] ---
    Thank you for the meal.
[19:25] ---
    Delicious.
[19:26] ---
    Of course. When it comes
    to cooking, I am the best!
[19:31] ---
    Sauce made from duck's blood,
    deep fried black scorpions...
[19:35] ---
    royal jelly made of baby bees.
[19:37] ---
    Not only does it taste good,
    it's also full of nutrition.
[19:41] ---
    By the way, Yukinari dear...
[19:44] ---
    from what I've heard...
[19:46] ---
    it seems that you have a unique condition
    in which your body rejects females.
[19:50] ---
    Yes.
[19:51] ---
    It makes me sad to hear this. To be so
    close, but not being able to touch you.
[19:58] ---
    Well, that is...
[19:59] ---
    But rest assured, I have an
    idea that will cure that problem.
[20:04] ---
    Your fear of women.
[20:06] ---
    An idea? Don't tell me it's
    more of that strange magic?
[20:10] ---
    Oh my, no. Please forget the black
    magic incident from this afternoon.
[20:14] ---
    Okay.
[20:17] ---
    I have prepared this special meal...
[20:20] ---
    to help you improve your
    physical condition, Yukinari.
[20:23] ---
    What? This meal?
[20:25] ---
    Some types are always as is,
    and some types can be augmented.
[20:31] ---
    Weakness in the body can be
    cured by eating the same thing.
[20:35] ---
    If your stomach is bad,
    then you should eat a stomach.
[20:37] ---
    If it's the liver, then you eat a liver.
[20:39] ---
    This is the teachings of Chinese medicine.
[20:43] ---
    What I mean is...
[20:44] ---
    in order to cure your fear of women...
[20:47] ---
    the best way is for you
    to feel the skin of a woman.
[20:54] ---
    Now, Yukinari.
[20:58] ---
    Please enjoy a piece of me.
[21:03] ---
    Yukinari, please do not resist. This is destiny.
[21:08] ---
    It was foretold by Mabanya.
[21:11] ---
    I have no idea what the
    heck you're talking about!
[21:13] ---
    Yukinari, please accept my love for you.
[21:17] ---
    Like I just said!
[21:21] ---
    Oh, brother.
[21:24] ---
    Just look at you.
    You were the one that was wrong.
[21:28] ---
    Because you wouldn't accept the
    relationship between Yukinari and me.
[21:35] ---
    Oh, Yukinari?! Yukinari!
[21:38] ---
    I am not going to give up!
[21:40] ---
    Because you are my destined soul mate.
[21:49] ---
    I'm home.
[21:52] ---
    Today was just too much.
[21:57] ---
    Miharu?
[21:59] ---
    Oh, Yukinari. Welcome home.
[22:03] ---
    You were waiting for me?
[22:04] ---
    Yes. I thought that you would be
    hungry, so I prepared dinner for you.
[22:10] ---
    I see.
[22:13] ---
    And, well, I'm sorry,
    but while I was making it...
[22:17] ---
    I started becoming more and more hungry.
[22:21] ---
    That is...
[22:26] ---
    Let's eat.
[22:28] ---
    Yes.
[22:30] ---
    Oh, I'll serve some more soup,
    although there isn't much left.
[22:36] ---
    Um... Yukinari.
[22:39] ---
    I'm sorry about today.
[22:41] ---
    Don't worry, I'm fine.
[22:44] ---
    Really?!
[22:45] ---
    Yeah!
[22:46] ---
    I'm glad.
[22:48] ---
    Thank you for the meal!
[22:49] ---
    Yes!
[23:04] ---
    "There is no man of your destiny,"
    everybody laughs at me, but
[23:15] ---
    the sweet pain that I'm feeling
    right now is very strong
[23:26] ---
    Please realize that I can be
    always shining because of you
[23:48] ---
    Can you feel it? Or you can't?
[23:51] ---
    I want to show my feelings for
    you to your smiling lips
[23:58] ---
    Do you want to touch it?
    Do you want to try now?
[24:01] ---
    I want to stop time and stand on
    my tiptoes to kiss you gently.
[24:19] ---
    "Next episode, "Bravo in the Mansion!"
    Look forward to it! Flash! Flash! Wow..."