12 - Bravo at the Pool!

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[00:04] ---
    Please keep looking at me with your smile
    I'll always be by your side
[00:14] ---
    "Girls Bravo"
[00:18] ---
    I neglected the most important thing
    I couldn't see it because it was too close to me
[00:25] ---
    I chased the thing that was far away from me
    It is still shining
[00:32] ---
    Your bashful smile is touching me
    and making me feel loving
[00:38] ---
    My heartbeat always changes the world
[00:45] ---
    Important feelings are hard
    to express with words
[00:52] ---
    So don't let your hands go from me
[00:59] ---
    Let's hold our eternal love in our hands
[01:09] ---
    We can even fly together!
[01:12] ---
    Your sweet eyes always gave me courage
[01:20] ---
    Please keep looking at me with your smile
    I'll always be by your side
[01:34] ---
    My name is Yukinari Sasaki.
[01:35] ---
    I'm an average high school student...
[01:37] ---
    That is, except for my
    allergy towards women
[01:40] ---
    which causes me to break out
    in a rash whenever I touch them...
[01:43] ---
    my daily life was
    supposed to be pretty quiet.
[01:46] ---
    But, since that day when
    I was transported to Seiren...
[01:50] ---
    a planet mostly populated by women,
    my fate shifted 180 degrees.
[01:54] ---
    That was how I met the only
    girl I'm not allergic to, Miharu.
[01:59] ---
    Somehow, she wandered into my
    world and we now live together.
[02:04] ---
    And then came my
    childhood friend, Kirie...
[02:07] ---
    the devil of sexual harassment, Fukuyama...
[02:09] ---
    and his sister, Lisa.
[02:10] ---
    And then more came over from Seiren,
    Koyomi, who has a fear of men...
[02:14] ---
    Tomoka, who calls herself an elite...
[02:16] ---
    and the strange creature, Ebi.
[02:18] ---
    All of whom have caused my
    life to be a continuous ruckus.
[02:20] ---
    What's going to happen
    to me from here on out?
[02:42] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[02:51] ---
    Did you send that letter to Koyomi?
[02:56] ---
    Yes, just as you ordered.
[03:04] ---
    Today, most definitely,
    I will get Miharu and Koyomi together!
[03:08] ---
    Maybe to that point!
    Of course until we do it!
[03:15] ---
    Master Kazuharu.
[03:20] ---
    "Bravo at the Pool!"
[03:32] ---
    It sure is big!
[03:34] ---
    I was looking forward
    to today's swimming class!
[03:38] ---
    Yup, we've got to do this,
    especially on hot days.
[03:41] ---
    Hey, Kirie! Over here!
[03:44] ---
    --Oh, Miharu,
    it's dangerous to run like that.
[03:44] ---
    --Hey...
    --Oh, Miharu, it's dangerous to run like that.
[03:46] ---
    --Yeah...
    --Oh, Miharu, it's dangerous to run like that.
[03:47] ---
    Miharu looks amazing
    even in the school swimsuit.
[03:51] ---
    Well, so does Kojima.
[03:53] ---
    Yeah, not bad...
[04:00] ---
    Kirie, there is a hole in this swimsuit.
[04:03] ---
    Oh, yeah, that's...
[04:05] ---
    Kirie, yours is the same. It's like a pocket.
[04:09] ---
    --Miharu, stop! That's wrong!
    --I wonder if this hand can go in also.
[04:11] ---
    --That hole is there so the water that...
    --Wow, both hands went in!
[04:14] ---
    ...enters between your
    chest can flow through!
[04:18] ---
    That's amazing, Kirie!
[04:22] ---
    Let's go, Miharu.
    Those guys are looking at us.
[04:27] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[04:34] ---
    What are you doing Puny-Nari!
[04:36] ---
    --I'm sorry... It was an accident...
    --Where do you think you're touching!
[04:46] ---
    Why is something like this here?
[04:52] ---
    Oh? There's one over there also.
[04:57] ---
    Yukinari, are you okay?
[05:00] ---
    Man, Yukinari gets into trouble all the time.
[05:13] ---
    Fukuyama, that's amazing!
[05:15] ---
    Where did you bring that from?!
[05:18] ---
    Due to the teacher's sudden illness,
    today's class will be self-study!
[05:24] ---
    "Female Staff Locker Room"
    Miss! Get a hold of yourself!
[05:26] ---
    "Female Staff Locker Room"
    What happened to you?
[05:28] ---
    My stomach... It suddenly...
[05:31] ---
    It hurts? I'll take you to the
    nurse's office so hang in there!
[05:35] ---
    I'm giving birth!
[05:37] ---
    It's coming! It's coming!
[05:39] ---
    Wait a minute! Who exactly are you?!
[05:44] ---
    If that's the case, there's no time to waste!
[05:46] ---
    Yes! Kirie!
[05:59] ---
    Now everyone...
[06:01] ---
    it's party time.
[06:03] ---
    What do you mean party?!
[06:04] ---
    Don't go off and do your own
    thing just because it's self-study.
[06:07] ---
    You girls too! Why are you wearing bikinis?!
[06:13] ---
    This one is for Miharu and
    this one is for Kojima to wear.
[06:16] ---
    Please enjoy my wonderful
    pool as much as possible.
[06:20] ---
    I didn't know there were
    school swimsuits like these also!
[06:24] ---
    Of course not!
[06:27] ---
    What nonsense are you
    talking about, "my pool"?!
[06:30] ---
    Stop messing around!
[06:33] ---
    I'm not messing around.
[06:35] ---
    I wanted Mizuno High School's
    swim team to improve...
[06:37] ---
    so the Fukuyama family
    refurbished the pool.
[06:41] ---
    What did you say?
[06:43] ---
    A good environment is
    necessary for better performance.
[06:46] ---
    That's why this perfect
    resort style pool was created.
[07:12] ---
    What is this?!
[07:15] ---
    This is...?
[07:17] ---
    It's too early to be surprised!
[07:27] ---
    All nuisances have disappeared.
[07:30] ---
    This harem is now further regulated!
[07:33] ---
    Fukuyama!
    What exactly are you planning to start?!
[07:35] ---
    I will not forgive any further nonsense!
[07:38] ---
    Kojima, I will appreciate
    your bikini show later.
[07:43] ---
    First, I'll be lovey-dovey with Miharu!
[07:50] ---
    Miharu, watch out!
[07:51] ---
    Fukuyama, where are we going?
[07:55] ---
    Don't worry, Miharu!
[07:58] ---
    I'm thinking of spending
    some hot time together today.
[08:02] ---
    Seriously! You definitely look
    wonderful in the school swimsuit!
[08:06] ---
    Yes, it is indeed amazing!
[08:08] ---
    Wait up, Fukuyama!
[08:10] ---
    Why are you on a jet ski?!
[08:12] ---
    You're the one who came riding on it...
[08:15] ---
    dummy!
[08:24] ---
    Thank you very much, Yukinari.
[08:27] ---
    Anyhow, are you okay?
[08:29] ---
    Yeah...
[08:32] ---
    If this is the case,
    I will have to pursue the battle plan!
[08:36] ---
    It's my turn to be
    lovey-dovey with Miharu!
[08:41] ---
    Watch out!
[08:48] ---
    Yukinari!
[08:55] ---
    Yukinari! Yukinari!
    Please hang in there!
[09:03] ---
    --Oh! Can you hear me, Yukinari?
    --Miharu...?
[09:06] ---
    I'm so glad!
[09:07] ---
    I wouldn't know what to do
    if something happened to you.
[09:12] ---
    I'm not Puny-Nari...
[09:20] ---
    Um, Yukinari?
[09:23] ---
    Miharu! I am okay.
[09:26] ---
    I am slightly ashamed
    at my short legs, but...
[09:31] ---
    Yukinari?
[09:33] ---
    Let's go over there and put
    sunscreen all over each other.
[09:40] ---
    Lisa's magic was a complete success!
[09:43] ---
    Fukuyama! I'll give you CPR right now.
[09:46] ---
    Hey, I'll do that!
[09:48] ---
    That's not fair!
[09:55] ---
    That's not fair, Yoko!
[09:56] ---
    I'm next!
[09:58] ---
    Why are they mistaken?
    I'm not Fukuyama. I'm Yukinari.
[10:04] ---
    Fukuyama!
[10:05] ---
    How awful!
[10:07] ---
    That's not awful!
[10:08] ---
    If you can't get Miharu,
    you're going back to your harem?!
[10:12] ---
    Give it a rest already, Fukuyama!
[10:16] ---
    Me?
[10:20] ---
    Could it be?
[10:22] ---
    I'm...
[10:23] ---
    Fukuyama...?
[10:28] ---
    Kirie! This is bad!
[10:29] ---
    Listen carefully.
    I may look like Fukuyama, but...
[10:33] ---
    I'm not Fukuyama! I'm Yukinari!
[10:35] ---
    I'm Yukinari!
[10:41] ---
    Stop talking nonsense!
[10:46] ---
    Even if you say so...
[11:02] ---
    Hey! Don't look!
[11:03] ---
    This is it!
[11:05] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry Yukinari!
[11:07] ---
    I can't get enough of it!
[11:10] ---
    Miharu?
[11:11] ---
    Fukuyama?
[11:14] ---
    Miharu, come play with us.
[11:18] ---
    If that's the case...
[11:20] ---
    I'll be Fukuyama at least during the pool time!
[11:23] ---
    Really, Fukuyama is always
    so popular. I'm jealous.
[11:29] ---
    That's dirty, Fukuyama.
[11:31] ---
    Fukuyama, you're lucky!
[11:33] ---
    Since I have an allergy to girls,
    I can't play with other girls.
[11:38] ---
    Only with one person!
    I'm only okay with Miharu!
[11:41] ---
    Miharu is my only moral support...
[11:45] ---
    Yukinari...
[11:47] ---
    Don't be fooled, Miharu.
[11:50] ---
    I'm sorry, Fukuyama.
[11:52] ---
    Yukinari can't play with everyone else,
    because he becomes itchy.
[11:56] ---
    So I will do my best to entertain Yukinari,
    even if it's just the two of us.
[12:01] ---
    If you say that...
[12:04] ---
    So, that's how it is.
[12:10] ---
    I... I don't want to have fun with all these girls.
[12:17] ---
    I just want to be with you, Miharu...
[12:22] ---
    That's all I want...
[12:40] ---
    Poor Yukinari!
[12:42] ---
    Don't worry!
[12:44] ---
    Starting tonight, you will live in
    the same house as my brother.
[12:48] ---
    I will grant you eternal
    love with special attention.
[12:54] ---
    Miharu... I'm happy just being with you.
[13:01] ---
    What's this?
[13:04] ---
    Now, what should I do next?
[13:08] ---
    How about a female swimming contest...
[13:10] ---
    Maybe a play battle with young gals.
[13:19] ---
    Yukinari?
[13:23] ---
    Yukinari, you've been
    acting strange all of a sudden.
[13:26] ---
    What are you talking about, Kirie?
[13:29] ---
    I'm the same old Puny-Nari with short legs.
[13:32] ---
    Liar! I know you're okay with Miharu...
[13:34] ---
    but why don't your rashes
    appear from touching me?!
[13:39] ---
    Maybe my allergies are gone!
[13:42] ---
    I know! It must've been
    from groping your breast!
[13:46] ---
    Yeah, that must be it.
[13:48] ---
    In order to complete the healing,
    you should let me grope you more!
[13:53] ---
    That's too suspicious!
[13:54] ---
    No! Not that!
[14:08] ---
    I...
[14:10] ---
    I...?
[14:14] ---
    It's not bad!
[14:18] ---
    This is paradise!
[14:20] ---
    Wait, stop, me!
    Don't just do whatever you please!
[14:25] ---
    See? What did I say? Pools are the best!
[14:29] ---
    Only one person in this
    world could do such a thing!
[14:38] ---
    It must be your doing, Fukuyama!
[14:40] ---
    You still don't get it!
[14:50] ---
    What?! What is this?!
[14:52] ---
    All right! It's my body!
    Welcome back, my body!
[14:58] ---
    No...
[15:00] ---
    Just when I finally returned to my body!
[15:08] ---
    What is this game called?
[15:10] ---
    Game? It's more like a war.
[15:18] ---
    Take this!
[15:36] ---
    I'm Yukinari.
[15:38] ---
    Miharu is in my body!
[15:41] ---
    Yukinari! I won't forgive you if
    you do anything weird to my body!
[15:46] ---
    All right! Not only did I hook up with
    my desired Miharu, I'm inside of her!
[15:51] ---
    Fukuyama! If you mess around with
    Miharu's body I won't forgive you!
[15:56] ---
    Right now this body is mine!
[15:58] ---
    Now, don't be so hard, Puny-Nari.
    You just go play with Kojima's body!
[16:02] ---
    You had Lisa cast some weird
    magic spell again, didn't you?!
[16:06] ---
    Hurry and do something about it!
[16:16] ---
    Could it be?! The magic square?!
[16:25] ---
    What?!
[16:27] ---
    An octopus?!
[16:31] ---
    Everyone, run!
[16:35] ---
    Miharu! I mean Fukuyama.
[16:38] ---
    He?!
[16:39] ---
    That Lisa... Even setting up this trap...
[16:43] ---
    I'll handle this!
[16:45] ---
    Fukuyama!
[16:55] ---
    Hey! C'mon baby!
[17:12] ---
    Ecstasy...
[17:13] ---
    That idiot!
[17:14] ---
    Miharu's body!
[17:28] ---
    That can't be!
[17:31] ---
    Yukinari!
[17:38] ---
    Sleep in Hell!
[17:41] ---
    I'm not borrowing Kirie's body for nothing!
[17:43] ---
    Admit to defeat! You monster!
[17:48] ---
    I guess not!
[18:00] ---
    Yukinari?!
[18:04] ---
    Kirie. Kirie, get a hold of yourself!
[18:14] ---
    Wait, Miharu.
[18:19] ---
    Kirie?
[18:20] ---
    Look! If you blow up that octopus now...
[18:23] ---
    your body will also become bits and pieces.
[18:28] ---
    Don't ever stop.
[18:31] ---
    I'm fine with that. If I can save Yukinari.
[18:36] ---
    Miharu, you would go that far for him?
[18:40] ---
    --No! My body!
    --I can't breathe!
[18:42] ---
    No! Kirie's body as well!
[18:45] ---
    Everyone!
[18:49] ---
    Lisa?!
[18:50] ---
    I knew it was your doing!
[18:53] ---
    Sorry! I only meant to have fun,
    but it's getting out of hand!
[18:57] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[19:28] ---
    Miharu? Miharu!
[19:30] ---
    Right, it's still Fukuyama...
[19:34] ---
    Yukinari?
[19:36] ---
    Is it you, Miharu?
[19:38] ---
    Yes, Yukinari, we have been saved.
[19:41] ---
    All right! We're back to normal, Miharu!
[19:45] ---
    You too! I'm so glad!
[19:51] ---
    I'm back too!
[19:54] ---
    Ouch...
[19:55] ---
    Kirie, are you all right?
[19:57] ---
    Yeah, it seems like I am.
[20:06] ---
    Dear mother.
    Earth is indeed a dreadful place.
[20:12] ---
    "I've found a bunch of macho men in search
    of a groom. Today during 4th period,"
[20:14] ---
    "I'll be waiting by the Mizuno High school pool.
    Please come. -Yukinari"
[20:18] ---
    I'm glad we came together.
[20:20] ---
    We're going to look for
    a good man in that pile.
[20:27] ---
    Wow!
[20:28] ---
    Cool!
[20:29] ---
    Big brother? Where are you, big brother?!
[20:36] ---
    Honestly, only a little bit more
    and Yukinari would've been mine.
[20:41] ---
    You just had to do such unnecessary things!
[20:44] ---
    Big brother! Where have you gone?
[20:47] ---
    Big brother!
[20:48] ---
    Hey! I'm right here!
    Hurry and take off the magic!
[20:53] ---
    Lisa!
[20:55] ---
    Is this where I'll spend the rest of my life...
[20:58] ---
    ...as a slide stopper, a dehumidifier?
[21:01] ---
    Being stepped on by strangers, become
    moss-grown, and pitifully decomposed.
[21:05] ---
    No! Somebody help!
[21:08] ---
    --Fukuyama is... Fukuyama is here!
[21:10] ---
    --That was terrible.
    --Fukuyama is... Fukuyama is here!
[21:12] ---
    Yeah. That was the worst.
[21:14] ---
    That's true.
[21:15] ---
    Let's hurry and shower
    and put some clothes on.
[21:17] ---
    Let's do that.
[21:20] ---
    Maybe it's not that bad being a duckboard.
[21:34] ---
    The season changed again like dancing
[21:41] ---
    Couples are happily playing with each other
    while passing by
[21:49] ---
    I was thinking that you were "just like the air"
[21:56] ---
    But I realized after we separated
    that "I can't breathe"
[22:04] ---
    It's not fun if you are not with me
[22:11] ---
    My heart is aching
    Let's be honest!
[22:20] ---
    I like your stubborn face
[22:28] ---
    I can imagine your angry face
[22:35] ---
    You are always so sweet to me
[22:43] ---
    When I think about you, I feel "I love you"
[23:00] ---
    That is something that
    should be battled for and won.
[23:02] ---
    Battle.
[23:03] ---
    That is a sacred action
    to protect the one you love.
[23:06] ---
    Kojima, fight if you have love!
[23:08] ---
    Bet on your pride, bet on your life.
    Kirie, you must get love.
[23:13] ---
    Well, even if you say so...
[23:15] ---
    Next episode,
    Girls Bravo Second Season...
[23:17] ---
    "Fight Bravo!" Look forward to it.
[23:20] ---
    I don't get it at all.
[23:25] ---
    "I am you and you are me."