1 - Bravo from the Bathtub!

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[00:09] ---
    We get to meet again.
[00:12] ---
    Who are you?
[00:14] ---
    What is your name?
    What is your favorite food?
[00:19] ---
    Where exactly are you?
[00:36] ---
    "Girls Bravo"
[00:46] ---
    Okay, see you later!
[00:47] ---
    --Bye-bye.
    --Bye-bye!
[00:48] ---
    "Mizuno High School"
    That's why we should go play.
[00:50] ---
    "Mizuno High School"
    That shop is supposed to be good...
[00:51] ---
    Yukinari Sasaki!
[00:57] ---
    No, don't come over here!
[00:59] ---
    Stupid. Who would actually want
    to speak to a puny dork like you?
[01:05] ---
    Speaking of which, I have
    some things to do after school.
[01:09] ---
    So thanks for volunteering
    to switch clean-up shifts.
[01:12] ---
    What? Again?
[01:13] ---
    Got something to
    complain about, puny dork?
[01:16] ---
    No! Of course not!
[01:20] ---
    Yukinari Sasaki!
[01:23] ---
    The top of the chalkboard!
    It's still dirty!
[01:26] ---
    But, I can't reach that high...
[01:28] ---
    Don't try to cut corners by
    blaming your height! Do it again!
[01:40] ---
    My name is Yukinari Sasaki.
[01:43] ---
    I am a sophomore attending
    Mizuno High School.
[01:48] ---
    I was born on March 31st,
    an Aries with type A blood.
[01:52] ---
    My hobby is fishing.
    I have no special skills.
[01:55] ---
    Aside from being short and my
    baby-face, I'm just an ordinary guy.
[02:01] ---
    At least that's what I thought.
[02:04] ---
    But, since my height is so short,
    I've always been teased by girls.
[02:14] ---
    So sometime ago,
    I started to break out in a rash...
[02:18] ---
    whenever I'm touched by girls.
[02:19] ---
    I have developed an
    extreme phobia of women.
[02:28] ---
    I'm always being
    bullied at school like this...
[02:31] ---
    So my only sanctuary is my home.
[02:34] ---
    My father had
    to move out for his job...
[02:37] ---
    and my mother went
    there to take care of him.
[02:40] ---
    Once you get used to being alone,
    it's actually not quite that bad.
[02:44] ---
    If only...
[02:49] ---
    the girl next door would stop coming by.
[02:57] ---
    Kirie Kojima. Born on August 3rd.
[03:00] ---
    She easily gets angry,
    so she's probably a blood type B.
[03:03] ---
    Her eyes are as big as a cat's and her
    breasts are the size of large pork buns.
[03:08] ---
    We grew up together and
    go to the same high school.
[03:14] ---
    What?! Kirie?!
    Why are you in my bathroom?!
[03:19] ---
    I told you that the bathtub
    at my place is broken.
[03:22] ---
    I came by yesterday around
    this time to use your bathtub.
[03:26] ---
    Oh yeah.
[03:27] ---
    Wait, I'm sorry.
    I just forgot...
[03:30] ---
    You know, you've always
    been short, clumsy and slow.
[03:35] ---
    You are so stupid and
    have no talent for anything.
[03:37] ---
    I've always thought of you as a
    useless, good-for-nothing boy.
[03:41] ---
    But just because you're
    not popular with girls,
[03:43] ---
    doesn't mean that you
    have to be a peeping-tom!
[03:45] ---
    I wasn't trying to peep.
    Besides, I have a fear of girls.
[03:52] ---
    So I don't feel anything by
    looking at your naked body!
[03:56] ---
    What is that supposed to mean?
[03:59] ---
    Are you saying that
    my body is not attractive?
[04:02] ---
    No, I didn't mean it like that.
[04:05] ---
    I see. You don't care
    to see or touch my body?
[04:09] ---
    No, it's not like that.
[04:11] ---
    I see! You don't care about me.
[04:17] ---
    Even after all the times
    I've looked out for you...
[04:20] ---
    Wait, Kirie,
    something seems strange.
[04:24] ---
    Yukinari you are...
[04:25] ---
    Kirie?
[04:26] ---
    Stupid!
[04:30] ---
    Kirie, I can see everything.
[04:36] ---
    I'm not going to let you off
    just like that! Today of all days!
[04:46] ---
    Yukinari?
[04:52] ---
    Why...?
[04:55] ---
    Why are all the girls around
    me so violent and rough?
[05:01] ---
    Isn't there a girl out there who
    is sweet and will treat me nicely?
[05:07] ---
    I wonder...
[05:16] ---
    Ouch! Why does Kirie
    have to be like that?
[05:24] ---
    Ah, I'm sorry!
    This isn't my bathroom?
[05:31] ---
    Finally...
[05:33] ---
    We finally meet!
[05:38] ---
    --Wait! I have so many things that I would like to ask you!
    --No, you can't! I have this thing with girls...
[05:42] ---
    What is your name?
[05:44] ---
    Where do you live?
[05:47] ---
    How is your family?
[05:48] ---
    What is your favorite food?
[05:50] ---
    Please, tell me.
[05:53] ---
    --At least what your favorite food is!
    --Stop!
[05:55] ---
    If a girl touches me!
    Oh no, it's coming! It's coming!
[06:07] ---
    Are you okay? What should I do?
[06:29] ---
    Are you conscious?
[06:31] ---
    Who are you?
[06:33] ---
    I am Miharu Sena Kanaka.
    Please call me Miharu.
[06:38] ---
    Miharu?
[06:40] ---
    Yes, and you are?
[06:43] ---
    Yukinari Sasaki.
[06:45] ---
    Sakisakiunaki?
[06:47] ---
    Sasakiki... Unari...?
[06:51] ---
    You can just call me Yukinari.
[06:54] ---
    Yukinari...
[06:58] ---
    Yukinari.
[07:06] ---
    Oh?
    My rash isn't coming out... Why...?
[07:17] ---
    Oh? Did I come home?
[07:21] ---
    I was about to take a shower so
    I headed towards the bathroom...
[07:24] ---
    then Kirie hit me with a knee kick.
[07:32] ---
    Excuse me, is something
    wrong with your body?
[07:36] ---
    Would you like some food?
    I made a lot of things for you.
[07:42] ---
    Here!
[07:45] ---
    You know, it's delicious.
[07:47] ---
    The togebira is a
    specialty of Seiren.
[07:50] ---
    Seiren?
[07:51] ---
    Yes! The togebira paella!
[07:54] ---
    It's what I make best.
[07:56] ---
    This isn't Japan?
    A foreign country?
[07:58] ---
    So that's your favorite food?
[08:02] ---
    I've never heard of it.
[08:03] ---
    No, unfortunately, I haven't either.
    But it must be really good.
[08:10] ---
    --From the name, it sounds like...
[08:11] ---
    --No, the fact that I am here is already impossible.
    --From the name, it sounds like...
[08:13] ---
    --No, the fact that I am here is already impossible.
    --something with a crispy skin and...
[08:15] ---
    the inside must be a
    hot red bean paste melting.
[08:16] ---
    It seems like it may have
    a bit of a sour taste to it.
[08:19] ---
    It may not even be Earth!
[08:23] ---
    Yukinari, are you visiting from Earth?!
[08:27] ---
    Do you know what's going on?
[08:30] ---
    Yes, of course!
[08:34] ---
    Welcome, Yukinari...
[08:37] ---
    to the city of the blue forest.
[08:40] ---
    Seiren!
[08:52] ---
    This is...
[08:55] ---
    There's Earth.
[09:00] ---
    It's close, yet far.
[09:02] ---
    A star that seems like it's just
    within reach and yet unreachable.
[09:06] ---
    That is Earth.
[09:10] ---
    This is the worst.
[09:22] ---
    I'm glad.
[09:23] ---
    It seems like you can eat all
    kinds of food from Seiren, Yukinari.
[09:28] ---
    --Also that thing over there is a fried kamouo!
[09:29] ---
    --Miharu...
    --Also that thing over there is a fried kamouo!
[09:32] ---
    --So there are girls like her.
    --That is a fish that can be caught in the Seiren ocean.
[09:35] ---
    --She's shorter than I am.
    --With a little bit of salt and...
[09:37] ---
    --She cares about me.
    --cooked slowly over low heat...
[09:39] ---
    And also...
[09:45] ---
    ...even if she touches me,
    I don't get a rash.
[09:50] ---
    I was upset earlier...
[09:52] ---
    but it's not like there's anything
    good for me back on Earth.
[09:56] ---
    Kirie is upset at me anyway...
[09:59] ---
    so I might as well just stay here.
[10:01] ---
    I'm home, Miharu.
[10:04] ---
    Oh? A friend of yours...?
[10:07] ---
    Hello.
[10:16] ---
    Big sister Maharu.
    He's a visitor from Earth.
[10:20] ---
    I'm Yukinari Sasaki.
[10:25] ---
    Although his body is a bit
    skinny, he's kind of my type.
[10:29] ---
    His looks are okay.
    Actually he's kind of cute.
[10:33] ---
    Maybe a bit too short.
[10:35] ---
    Oh well, I'll bet he'll grow
    more in the future, so he'll do.
[10:40] ---
    He'll do. He'll do!
[10:46] ---
    Yukinari!
[10:47] ---
    Oh, you cute boy,
    nap time on my breasts?
[10:53] ---
    It's okay.
[10:54] ---
    --You can do whatever you want.
    --Big sister Maharau... don't be so rude to our guest.
[10:57] ---
    Shut up! I'm having fun now!
[11:00] ---
    Yukinari seems to dislike it.
[11:02] ---
    No, of course he doesn't.
[11:04] ---
    See, it looks like he's
    having so much fun.
[11:08] ---
    How lovely it is,
    that face of yours--
[11:17] ---
    Yukinari! This way!
[11:26] ---
    Miharu, I won't let you
    get away that easily.
[11:33] ---
    Are you okay?
[11:35] ---
    Yes, I'm fine.
[11:38] ---
    I was just a little surprised.
[11:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
    My sister is a bit extreme.
[11:46] ---
    I forgot my shoes.
[11:48] ---
    In the bathtub?
[11:50] ---
    On Earth.
[11:53] ---
    Anyway, what is this place?
[12:00] ---
    There sure are a lot of women.
[12:15] ---
    I like you.
[12:16] ---
    Marry me.
[12:17] ---
    If I marry you, I will do
    everything I can for you.
[12:19] ---
    I will do anything you like.
[12:22] ---
    --Let go! Let go of me!
[12:23] ---
    --Look.
    --Let go! Let go of me!
[12:25] ---
    It's a man.
[12:26] ---
    Man?
[12:28] ---
    --Hey!
    --Don't get in the way, you cat burglar!
[12:30] ---
    --Don't just come in at the last minute...
    --Don't get in the way, you cat burglar!
[12:32] ---
    and barge your way in!
[12:34] ---
    What's wrong with these girls?
[12:35] ---
    It is a man.
[12:37] ---
    No doubt about it, it's a man.
[12:39] ---
    And he's young and cute!
[12:41] ---
    Are you still single?
[12:43] ---
    --Could this be a chance?
    --What's going on?
[12:46] ---
    --Yukinari, we have to run!
[12:47] ---
    --Ah, wait!
    --Yukinari, we have to run!
[12:48] ---
    --You hog!
    --That woman!
[12:50] ---
    Let's chase after them!
[12:53] ---
    What?! What's going on?!
[12:56] ---
    I'm sorry, I should have
    told you from the beginning...
[12:59] ---
    In Seiren, less than 10% of
    the whole population is male.
[13:04] ---
    The number of males is only 10%?!
[13:06] ---
    Yes, that's why they are
    always fighting over men.
[13:13] ---
    So, that means those women are...!
[13:17] ---
    Yes. They probably want you, Yukinari.
[13:21] ---
    This is hell.
[13:30] ---
    An ambush?!
[13:31] ---
    This way.
[13:39] ---
    I like you.
[13:42] ---
    He's mine!
[14:00] ---
    Yukinari?!
[14:01] ---
    Are you okay?!
[14:13] ---
    This is where the chase ends, Miharu.
[14:15] ---
    Big sister Maharu!
[14:17] ---
    You think I'm going
    to let you leave me aside...
[14:22] ---
    and let you get all
    lovey-dovey with this guy?
[14:24] ---
    You are wrong!
[14:26] ---
    And Yukinari is hurt...
[14:29] ---
    Oh my. That is terrible.
    Then we can play doctor.
[14:34] ---
    --Let me touch him, too.
    --Ah. That's not fair, Maharu.
[14:36] ---
    --Let me taste him.
    --This is my first guy!
[14:38] ---
    --I've never touched one before.
    --This is my first guy!
[14:38] ---
    --I've never touched one before.
    --Marry me.
[14:39] ---
    --If not, make love to me!
    --Marry me.
[14:41] ---
    --Be reckless with me!
    --I can't wait!
[14:43] ---
    Now, boy...
[14:45] ---
    behave yourself...
[14:47] ---
    and become...
[14:49] ---
    all mine!
[14:53] ---
    Huh?
[15:07] ---
    Today is another nice day.
[15:10] ---
    Oh, my!
[15:12] ---
    What?
[15:13] ---
    Look, Koyomi!
[15:16] ---
    An explosion?
[15:17] ---
    It's a big firework!
[15:20] ---
    I don't think that's quite it.
[15:23] ---
    Whatever it is,
    it sure looks pretty!
[15:26] ---
    I hope it's not an omen
    of something bad to come.
[15:39] ---
    Yukinari?
[15:44] ---
    Yukinari!
[15:56] ---
    Yukinari.
[16:15] ---
    Hi, little boy.
[16:18] ---
    Now, let's pick up
    from where we left off.
[16:26] ---
    When am I?
[16:28] ---
    Are you conscious?
[16:31] ---
    This is my bathroom.
[16:33] ---
    After we rest a bit,
    we should change locations.
[16:36] ---
    Big sister Maharu and the
    others will soon catch up to us.
[16:41] ---
    I already saw it
    happen in a dream.
[16:44] ---
    Yukinari?
[16:47] ---
    I'm scared of girls.
[16:50] ---
    Ever since I was little,
    I was bullied by girls.
[16:55] ---
    Now, if a girl touches me,
    I break out in a rash.
[16:59] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't notice.
[17:02] ---
    Oh, no, it's not that.
[17:04] ---
    See.
[17:05] ---
    It's strange,
    but with you, I'm okay.
[17:09] ---
    Even though you're close,
    I don't get any rashes.
[17:13] ---
    So you are special.
[17:17] ---
    Sometimes when I'm in the bathtub,
    the water would start shining brightly.
[17:23] ---
    It shines a soft blue color,
    just like the moon...
[17:27] ---
    Then in that light, I saw you.
    So you're special to me.
[17:36] ---
    Miharu...
[17:36] ---
    Look.
[17:38] ---
    Just like that.
[17:40] ---
    Blue... light.
[17:45] ---
    Just like that time...
[17:51] ---
    --Yukinari...
[17:52] ---
    --Kirie.
    --Yukinari...
[17:56] ---
    She's crying.
[17:57] ---
    Where did you go?
[18:00] ---
    I just wanted
    to be good friends.
[18:03] ---
    I will never bully him again.
    I won't do any more bad things.
[18:08] ---
    So please, God,
    bring back Yukinari.
[18:13] ---
    It started to show many
    things just a little while ago.
[18:22] ---
    I have to go back.
[18:24] ---
    I'll miss you.
[18:36] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:38] ---
    Taking my clothes off.
[18:39] ---
    Why are you taking them off?!
[18:41] ---
    We have to go into the bathtub.
[18:42] ---
    Why are we going
    into the bathtub?!
[18:44] ---
    I don't quite understand it,
    but I think this bathtub has...
[18:47] ---
    some connection
    with you returning home.
[18:50] ---
    Really?
[18:51] ---
    So let's go in to check.
[18:53] ---
    No, no, no, no, no.
[18:54] ---
    Now, Yukinari, you too.
[18:58] ---
    Take your clothes off.
[18:59] ---
    Hey, that doesn't make sense.
[19:02] ---
    Of course it makes sense,
    they're going to get wet.
[19:05] ---
    But...!
[19:07] ---
    If you don't hurry up,
    the light is going to disappear.
[19:10] ---
    That is beside the point!
    Put your clothes back on!
[19:14] ---
    Hey, hurry up!
[19:15] ---
    Wait...
[19:26] ---
    Miharu...
[19:28] ---
    Goodbye, Yukinari.
[20:01] ---
    Yukinari!
[20:03] ---
    Kirie.
[20:04] ---
    Yukinari. Yukinari. Yukinari...
[20:08] ---
    I came back.
[20:10] ---
    I'm glad.
[20:11] ---
    You were able
    to return to Earth, Yukinari.
[20:16] ---
    --Huh?
    --Who's that?
[20:17] ---
    Miharu...?
[20:19] ---
    --Yes!
    --Why?
[20:21] ---
    I'm not sure myself.
[20:23] ---
    Maybe it was because
    we took a bath together.
[20:26] ---
    Took a bath together?
[20:28] ---
    No, when I say "bath" I mean...
[20:30] ---
    --Yes!
    --What?!
[20:34] ---
    Took a bath together...?
[20:35] ---
    No! "Took a bath together"
    is not what you think!
[20:38] ---
    Do you even know
    how much I was worried?
[20:42] ---
    You suddenly disappeared.
    Now what?!
[20:45] ---
    Took a bath together?
[20:47] ---
    --You got it all wrong!
[20:48] ---
    --Go to...
    --You got it all wrong!
[20:49] ---
    Hell!
[20:51] ---
    I can see everything again.
[20:57] ---
    You jerk! I don't ever
    want to see your face!
[21:00] ---
    So this is Earth?
[21:03] ---
    It's a bit smaller than I
    imagined but it's still a lovely place!
[21:08] ---
    Oh yes, what is
    the specialty of Earth?
[21:11] ---
    I would definitely like to try
    that Japanese and foreign food...
[21:14] ---
    that you were speaking of.
[21:21] ---
    Yukinari?
[21:25] ---
    I hate...
[21:26] ---
    "Bravo from the Bathtub"
[21:27] ---
    girls!
[21:42] ---
    "There is no man of your destiny,"
    everybody laughs at me, but
[21:53] ---
    the sweet pain that I'm feeling
    right now is very strong
[22:05] ---
    Please realize that I can be
    always shining because of you
[22:26] ---
    Can you feel it? Or you can't?
[22:29] ---
    I want to show my feelings for
    you to your smiling lips
[22:37] ---
    Do you want to touch it?
    Do you want to try now?
[22:39] ---
    I want to stop time and stand on
    my tiptoes to kiss you gently.
[22:58] ---
    Next episode, "Bravo at School!"
    Please watch it. Has anyone seen my curry bread?