18 - Bravo at Mah-Jong!

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[00:04] ---
    Please keep looking at me with your smile
    I'll always be by your side
[00:14] ---
    "Girls Bravo"
[00:18] ---
    I neglected the most important thing
    I couldn't see it because it was too close to me
[00:25] ---
    I chased the thing that was far away from me
    It is still shining
[00:32] ---
    Your bashful smile is touching me
    and making me feel loving
[00:38] ---
    My heartbeat always changes the world
[00:45] ---
    Important feelings are hard
    to express with words
[00:52] ---
    So don't let your hands go from me
[00:59] ---
    Let's hold our eternal love in our hands
[01:09] ---
    We can even fly together!
[01:12] ---
    Your sweet eyes always gave me courage
[01:20] ---
    Please keep looking at me with your smile
    I'll always be by your side
[01:47] ---
    Welcome to my nightmare!
[01:56] ---
    This is boring!
[01:58] ---
    "Bravo at Mah-Jong!"
[02:03] ---
    Boring? You mean this movie?
[02:08] ---
    I guess so!
[02:09] ---
    Who cares for this kind of horror
    movie when it's just 100 yen to rent?
[02:13] ---
    That is not what I mean!
[02:15] ---
    Just sitting inside and
    watching a video is boring!
[02:20] ---
    Small man! Why don't you
    take us out somewhere?
[02:24] ---
    But we don't have any money to go out.
[02:28] ---
    Right. Besides, we are freeloaders here.
[02:32] ---
    Yukinari is already strained
    financially because of it.
[02:36] ---
    No! I don't like it! I want to go out!
[02:41] ---
    Then, Tomoka, would you
    like to play an Earthling game?
[02:46] ---
    An Earthling game?
[02:53] ---
    It's your turn, Tomoka.
[02:59] ---
    Maybe you don't have
    any more cards to play?
[03:02] ---
    In that case, you already
    passed three times, so...
[03:07] ---
    You lose the game.
[03:10] ---
    Who is it...?
[03:13] ---
    Who the hell is the witch...
[03:15] ---
    that is holding the eight of
    hearts and trying to trap me?!
[03:22] ---
    I don't like it! I want to win!
[03:26] ---
    Even if you say so, it's the rules.
[03:28] ---
    First of all, I didn't want
    to play a game like this.
[03:32] ---
    I can't show my real ability
    unless I play a more mature game!
[03:37] ---
    What?
[03:38] ---
    Then let's play an adult game.
[03:42] ---
    --Kazuharu?
    --Fukuyama!?
[03:45] ---
    I heard most of the conversation.
[03:48] ---
    After all, Tomoka wants to play
    a more thrilling adult game, right?
[03:53] ---
    That's right! I want
    to play a more exciting game!
[03:58] ---
    Then leave it up to Kazuharu Fukuyama!
[04:01] ---
    Hey! Game!
[04:07] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[04:10] ---
    Well, excuse me.
[04:21] ---
    Master Kazuharu, I'm leaving now.
[04:24] ---
    Thank you, Lilica.
[04:27] ---
    Good luck, everyone.
[04:32] ---
    It looks like a fun game!
[04:36] ---
    Isn't this Mah Jong?
[04:39] ---
    Mah... Jong...?
[04:42] ---
    That's a delicious sounding game.
[04:45] ---
    Fukuyama!
[04:46] ---
    Isn't Tomoka too young to play Mah Jong?!
[04:51] ---
    This isn't ordinary Mah Jong.
[04:54] ---
    This is an honorable game
    that the Fukuyama family...
[04:57] ---
    has been playing for many years.
[05:00] ---
    Right. It looks slightly
    different from Mah Jong.
[05:03] ---
    What? What do you mean by that?
[05:08] ---
    "Undress"
    Look. You don't see these kinds of tiles
[05:09] ---
    "Undress"
    when you play Mah Jong.
[05:11] ---
    Look at this.
[05:13] ---
    "Rub"
    Where should we rub?
[05:18] ---
    "Rabbit Ears" "Mesh Tights"
    What is this?
[05:19] ---
    "Rabbit Ears" "Mesh Tights" "Bloomers"
    I said this isn't ordinary Mah Jong.
[05:23] ---
    You have to collect...
[05:24] ---
    three of a kind for a total of
    four sets to finish the game.
[05:27] ---
    Isn't it simple?
[05:29] ---
    Let me ask you, what do we do...
[05:31] ---
    after we finish the game?
[05:33] ---
    As it is written on the tile,
    the winner can...
[05:35] ---
    "Undress"
    undress the loser...
[05:37] ---
    "Rub"
    rub the loser...
[05:39] ---
    "Bunny"
    or make the loser wear many kinds of costumes.
[05:40] ---
    "Nurse"
    or make the loser wear many kinds of costumes.
[05:42] ---
    "Swim Suit"
    or make the loser wear many kinds of costumes.
[05:43] ---
    What do you mean, costumes?
[05:46] ---
    Let me show you right now!
[05:49] ---
    Hey! Costumes!
[05:53] ---
    I brought them, big brother.
[05:57] ---
    I'll have to end up taking my
    clothes off and being rubbed again.
[06:01] ---
    --Why don't you play this game
[06:05] ---
    --Lisa!
    --with your ancestors in hell?
[06:06] ---
    Give me a towel quickly!
[06:09] ---
    Miss Kirie, long time no see.
[06:14] ---
    Damn it.
[06:15] ---
    How come she has to squeeze
    my joints just because of a game?
[06:20] ---
    What will you do if you hurt my
    body, the treasure of mankind?!
[06:25] ---
    It's your own fault that you
    brought such a weird game!
[06:29] ---
    It's not weird!
[06:30] ---
    This game looks interesting!
[06:33] ---
    Yes!
[06:34] ---
    And there are so many cute clothes.
    It looks like so much fun!
[06:39] ---
    I want to...
[06:41] ---
    try out these clothes!
[06:43] ---
    I always think that what
    Miharu says is cute, but also...
[06:47] ---
    Yes, a little bit weird. Right?
[06:50] ---
    I guess they're interested in playing.
[06:53] ---
    Yes!
[06:55] ---
    I want to play!
[06:57] ---
    Well, Kojima, what do you want to do?
[07:00] ---
    I won't push you into joining the
    game if you are scared of losing.
[07:07] ---
    After all, I can get you completely
    naked in only a few seconds.
[07:12] ---
    So of course you're scared.
[07:15] ---
    Uh. Kirie!
[07:17] ---
    No! Fukuyama is just provoking you!
[07:19] ---
    I'll do it!
[07:21] ---
    Of course I will!
[07:23] ---
    I'm going to crush you
    thoroughly and humiliate you!
[07:28] ---
    You have guts!
[07:29] ---
    We need a player like you for a fun game.
[07:32] ---
    And now... Puny-Nari and Hayate!
[07:35] ---
    I normally don't
    include guys in this game...
[07:39] ---
    but I'll make an exception today.
    I will let you guys join in the game.
[07:43] ---
    It is more than I deserve.
    Thank you, Master Kazuharu.
[07:49] ---
    Now let's start the game.
[07:52] ---
    "Undress"
[07:58] ---
    We'll play the first
    game with these players.
[08:01] ---
    I'm gonna do well!
[08:02] ---
    Please don't be too hard on me.
[08:05] ---
    Why do I have to play such a dreadful game?
[08:08] ---
    Let's begin now!
[08:12] ---
    Ebi, do you want to play, too?
[08:15] ---
    Then you can play with me.
[08:18] ---
    "Fukuyama, Fukuyama, Hayate, Hayate,
    One, One, One, Undress, Undress, Rub"
[08:22] ---
    To get the gist of the game...
[08:25] ---
    I want to finish the game
    even with a light hand at first.
[08:28] ---
    If we get many Rubs,
    we should throw Rabbit Ears.
[08:31] ---
    And wait for good tiles from
    both Fukuyama and Hayate.
[08:34] ---
    In the worst case...
[08:35] ---
    I can even pick a tile from the
    pile that someone threw away.
[08:37] ---
    What a perfect strategy.
[08:41] ---
    It's my turn now.
[08:44] ---
    Here!
[08:45] ---
    "Rub"
[08:47] ---
    I don't like to Rub!
[08:51] ---
    What is it Ebi? Shut up!
[08:54] ---
    "Rub"
    Here!
[08:55] ---
    I don't want it!
[08:57] ---
    I don't want that!
[08:58] ---
    I don't want that!
[09:00] ---
    I don't want that!
[09:09] ---
    How come...?
[09:10] ---
    I have to wear a snake?!
[09:15] ---
    I can't move very well.
[09:18] ---
    I can't either. This is a problem.
[09:22] ---
    Fukuyama!
    Why don't you have to do anything?
[09:26] ---
    Because I have good skills.
[09:28] ---
    Kojima, if you don't want to get naked...
[09:31] ---
    you'd better give up now.
[09:34] ---
    What are you talking about?
    I'll get revenge for everybody.
[09:40] ---
    Then let's start the second round.
[09:42] ---
    I'll do my best! Yay!
[09:46] ---
    Are we really all right?
[09:56] ---
    Go!
[10:01] ---
    Oh. You are not bad.
[10:04] ---
    But still slow!
[10:11] ---
    Dear mother...
[10:13] ---
    I'm naked and enwrapped
    by a live snake now.
[10:19] ---
    This is the most
    humiliating moment of my life.
[10:22] ---
    Maybe I should kill myself now.
    Then I may find some relief...
[10:35] ---
    You...
[10:38] ---
    There! I got one!
[10:43] ---
    Now, Kojima...
[10:44] ---
    why don't you take off one piece of
    clothing and wear a gym class uniform?
[10:48] ---
    Please, Miss Kirie.
[10:51] ---
    Fukuyama! Why are you only targeting me?!
[10:55] ---
    Don't you see I'm wearing this?
[10:57] ---
    Don't act like you're the only victim!
[11:00] ---
    What did you say?
    You rotten tights-wearing bastard!
[11:04] ---
    You also are wearing
    a half-finished costume!
[11:07] ---
    You want to fight?!
[11:08] ---
    Calm down, both of you.
    This is just a game.
[11:12] ---
    That's right!
[11:13] ---
    You have a brand new gym uniform.
    Isn't it better, Kirie?
[11:18] ---
    Well, I don't think so.
[11:21] ---
    You can drop out if you want to.
[11:24] ---
    But you have to pay up the balance anyway.
[11:27] ---
    Who's gonna drop out of the game?
[11:30] ---
    All right.
[11:32] ---
    Well, let's move to the next round!
    Let's start quickly!
[11:36] ---
    Kojima gets heated up too
    easily and totally loses control.
[11:39] ---
    She is no longer my enemy.
    The problem is Miharu.
[11:46] ---
    Oh, that one!
[11:48] ---
    What?! Already?
[11:51] ---
    Here we go!
[11:53] ---
    All right. I'll rub Yukinari three times, right?
[11:57] ---
    Miharu...
[12:01] ---
    Wait a second! Stop it. Miharu!
[12:04] ---
    --Wow. It got very hard! Rub. Rub.
    --I never knew that Miharu had such good luck.
[12:09] ---
    I can't keep up making my hand.
[12:13] ---
    Big brother, how
    about taking a break now?
[12:18] ---
    That's a good idea.
[12:20] ---
    All right. Let's take a break now!
[12:23] ---
    Oh, Okay.
[12:25] ---
    I'll make tea for everybody.
[12:27] ---
    How come I can't finish?
[12:31] ---
    --If I had this tile and one red tile,
    --I'm going to wash up...
[12:33] ---
    --then I'd have completed the game!
    --I'm going to wash up...
[12:46] ---
    Don't make a sound!
[12:49] ---
    You look great, Puny-Nari.
[12:51] ---
    Fukuyama!
    What are you trying to do?
[12:56] ---
    Well, I just thought that we
    might be able to team up together.
[13:00] ---
    Team up? With you?
[13:02] ---
    That's right.
[13:03] ---
    If you and I team up together...
[13:05] ---
    then even with Miharu's good luck...
[13:09] ---
    What did you say?!
[13:10] ---
    I said don't make a sound.
[13:13] ---
    Hey, Puny-Nari, you are a man, too.
[13:16] ---
    Don't you want to see Miharu
    wearing various costumes?
[13:21] ---
    W-Well...
[13:25] ---
    a little bit.
[13:27] ---
    Then, it's a deal.
[13:28] ---
    I hope you do a good job, Puny-Nari.
[13:34] ---
    Big brother, how did it go?
[13:37] ---
    Yes, Puny-Nari said that
    he is happy to support me.
[13:41] ---
    Oh!
[13:43] ---
    After this, if I tell Miharu...
[13:46] ---
    that my brother and Yukinari
    teamed up together to trap her...
[13:49] ---
    "Lisa Fukuyama presents: Love Storm"
[13:49] ---
    You and Fukuyama tricked me.
[13:53] ---
    Yukinari, I don't believe you.
[13:55] ---
    Miharu!
[13:56] ---
    Don't worry, Yukinari.
    You have me.
[14:01] ---
    Lisa, you are my destiny.
[14:04] ---
    The end!
[14:10] ---
    Oh, you were here.
    I prepared tea for you.
[14:15] ---
    - Okay! Thanks!
    - Okay!
[14:17] ---
    Uh, hey...
[14:20] ---
    I'll only say this once. So listen carefully.
[14:24] ---
    I want to see Kirie in an erotic costume.
[14:27] ---
    Kirie?
[14:29] ---
    Yes.
[14:30] ---
    I want to see Kirie's smooth skin
    shown in front of everybody...
[14:33] ---
    and I want her humiliated.
[14:34] ---
    Oh, it makes me excited thinking about it.
[14:40] ---
    All right. Do it.
[14:42] ---
    Oh, and remember this.
    If you break your promise...
[14:45] ---
    I'll kill you.
[14:48] ---
    What can I do?
[14:52] ---
    I guess you improved
    your skills, Tomoka!
[14:55] ---
    I want to... I want to beat him!
[15:02] ---
    Wait!
[15:03] ---
    I can't!
[15:05] ---
    I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
[15:07] ---
    Do you want some bean paste?
[15:11] ---
    You'll be hibernating soon.
    So you need to have some nutrition.
[15:18] ---
    Why? Why can't I finish at all?
[15:22] ---
    Mah Jong! Rub! Rubbing Yukinari!
[15:28] ---
    Miharu's humiliated look.
[15:31] ---
    I want to make Yukinari mine.
[15:33] ---
    Kirie's humiliating costume.
[15:36] ---
    At any rate, I'll pretend
    that I'm supporting Fukuyama.
[15:39] ---
    But, I have to protect Miharu just in case.
[15:49] ---
    I don't need this!
[15:51] ---
    Here we go!
[15:54] ---
    --All right!
    --Oh, you already finished?
[15:57] ---
    Well, I have to take three pieces
    of clothing off and wear a blouse.
[16:00] ---
    Here we go.
[16:05] ---
    Nice pass. Keep it up.
[16:08] ---
    Yes...
[16:10] ---
    Excuse me, is this all right?
[16:14] ---
    Yes!
[16:16] ---
    Now, let's continue!
[16:20] ---
    Yes! I won't lose this time.
[16:24] ---
    This is the beginning
    of the real game, Miharu.
[16:28] ---
    Well, I got this tile,
    so I can throw this one now...
[16:34] ---
    Ready, Puny-Nari?
[16:36] ---
    Roger.
[16:38] ---
    There's a live Chupacabra
    covered in a bunch of bananas!
[16:46] ---
    Oh, it was just my imagination.
[16:51] ---
    What was it?
[16:55] ---
    Ron!
[16:58] ---
    I'm going to finish now!
[17:01] ---
    Here!
[17:04] ---
    "Nurse Hat"
[17:06] ---
    I've got it!
[17:12] ---
    I'm going to win this time!
[17:15] ---
    "Poyon Bottom"
[17:18] ---
    Ron!
[17:19] ---
    What did you say?!
[17:23] ---
    This is humiliating...
    Why do I have to wear this?
[17:26] ---
    Really? I think you look cute.
[17:29] ---
    Just a little better than the guy
    who was in the Tokyo Game Carnival.
[17:33] ---
    Fukuyama, what do
    you think about the idea...
[17:36] ---
    that the final game's loser has
    to walk around town in cosplay?
[17:40] ---
    I'm having a lot of fun now.
    Why the hell should we...?
[17:44] ---
    If I lose the game, I'll wear a
    loincloth or just a piece of cloth.
[17:47] ---
    Anything you want.
    Do you want to do it or not?
[17:52] ---
    What are you saying, Kirie? Are you crazy?
[17:56] ---
    Loincloth...
[17:59] ---
    Interesting! I accept!
[18:02] ---
    If I win, can I give Yukinari a super rub?
[18:07] ---
    No objection! You can rub
    him as much as you want.
[18:10] ---
    Great! Yukinari,
    please prepare yourself for it.
[18:14] ---
    Hey, wait a second!
[18:16] ---
    Puny-Nari, this is a decisive
    battle in a limited amount of time.
[18:18] ---
    Targeting Kojima, we should
    finish with one tile, the Tenho!
[18:21] ---
    Tenho?! What are you talking about?
[18:24] ---
    I don't want to do this anymore.
    I'm quitting this game.
[18:28] ---
    You made a promise.
[18:33] ---
    Tenho is collaborative work
[18:35] ---
    between a player with a good
    hand and the player next to him!
[18:38] ---
    Half of this game is depending on you.
    Please do a good job, Puny-Nari.
[18:42] ---
    Kirie will be compromised if I continue this.
[18:44] ---
    Don't even try to betray us.
[18:48] ---
    Yukinari, are you feeling sick?
[18:53] ---
    Since this is the last game,
    he might be nervous. Right?
[18:56] ---
    Yes...
[18:57] ---
    Now, let's play a good game.
[18:59] ---
    Yes!
[19:00] ---
    I will do my best so that I can
    give Yukinari my special rub!
[19:04] ---
    Good luck, Yukinari.
[19:07] ---
    Let's begin!
[19:09] ---
    The last game!
[19:21] ---
    This is perfect.
[19:23] ---
    Once I spot two on the dice,
    everything will be set.
[19:26] ---
    Prepare yourself, Kojima.
[19:34] ---
    Here we go!
[19:42] ---
    What the hell happened?!
[19:44] ---
    I aimed in the wrong direction.
[19:46] ---
    Master Kazuharu, did you get hurt?
[19:53] ---
    Oh, did we do something bad?
[20:00] ---
    Damn it.
[20:01] ---
    I was wondering... something seemed fishy.
[20:04] ---
    So you were cheating this whole time?
[20:06] ---
    And even you too, Yukinari!
[20:08] ---
    I trusted you, Yukinari...
[20:10] ---
    I thought you were
    different from other men.
[20:13] ---
    Well... I was forced
    to do this at gunpoint...
[20:18] ---
    You are guilty, too!
[20:20] ---
    Why don't you go around town?!
[20:24] ---
    Let's go...
[20:25] ---
    Right. We promised.
[20:30] ---
    But why do I have to do this, too?
[20:36] ---
    I'm sorry, young miss.
[20:39] ---
    I'll scold them later, so please be patient.
[20:42] ---
    Hey, Fukuyama,
    bad plans never work out, do they?
[20:47] ---
    You are right.
[21:03] ---
    The season changed again like dancing
[21:10] ---
    Couples are happily playing with each other
    while passing by
[21:18] ---
    I was thinking that you were "just like the air"
[21:25] ---
    But I realized after we separated
    that "I can't breathe"
[21:33] ---
    It's not fun if you are not with me
[21:40] ---
    My heart is aching
    Let's be honest!
[21:49] ---
    I like your stubborn face
[21:57] ---
    I can imagine your angry face
[22:04] ---
    You are always so sweet to me
[22:12] ---
    When I think about you, I feel "I love you"
[22:27] ---
    That's why I said so.
[22:29] ---
    After you picked Rub,
    and threw the Rabbit Ears...
[22:32] ---
    you could have reached a set quickly.
[22:34] ---
    I don't know why she had
    to say that she didn't want a rub.
[22:37] ---
    Finishing quickly is
    the priority in the first game.
[22:39] ---
    Why doesn't she
    understand such a simple thing?
[22:42] ---
    We are together everyday.
    Why doesn't she get what I'm thinking?
[22:49] ---
    People are not so easy to understand...
[22:58] ---
    The sound of a siren at midnight.
[23:02] ---
    People scream and it cuts
    through the peaceful night.
[23:07] ---
    The fatal battle...
[23:09] ---
    between three rabbits who steal
    everything in the darkness of night...
[23:11] ---
    and a detective who chases them.
[23:16] ---
    Next episode,
    Girls Bravo second season...
[23:19] ---
    "Rabbit Ears Bravo!" Look forward to it!
[23:21] ---
    Am I here just for the sound effect?!
[23:25] ---
    "Hiss"