11 - Ping-Pong is Bravo!

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[00:08] ---
    "Girls Bravo"
[00:15] ---
    When I was chasing my dream,
    I kept it in my school bag
[00:24] ---
    It's the letter that I couldn't send to you
[00:29] ---
    My bright feeling is still shining
    deep inside my heart
[00:38] ---
    Every little thing is precious to me
[00:42] ---
    I fell in love on that summer day
[00:49] ---
    With your smile reflected on the water
[00:58] ---
    We frolicked and splashed water on each other
[01:04] ---
    But the happy days go by in time
[01:11] ---
    I trust my love and just have to go on now
[01:18] ---
    Keeping the important word to myself
[01:25] ---
    Going my way
[01:33] ---
    We're here!
[01:35] ---
    It's so far!
[01:37] ---
    But, is this really the place?
[01:41] ---
    Let's see. "Namikazesou,"
    three days and two nights for five people.
[01:46] ---
    Yup, this is it.
[01:48] ---
    Instead of "Namikazesou"...
[01:50] ---
    it seems
    "something is going to come out."
[01:54] ---
    There is one!
[01:57] ---
    I can see a light over there.
[02:01] ---
    I smell something really good!
[02:04] ---
    Hey! Wait, Miharu!
[02:08] ---
    Oh, Yukinari?
[02:11] ---
    Kojima?
    Miharu, Koyomi and Tomoka.
[02:17] ---
    What are you doing out here?
[02:28] ---
    It's so pretty.
[02:30] ---
    Yes, it almost makes me
    forget about yesterday's ordeal.
[02:33] ---
    A morning bath is the best!
[02:40] ---
    Miharu!
[02:43] ---
    Happy New Year!
[02:46] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[02:49] ---
    Miharu, you're naked!
[02:52] ---
    Miharu is the one who is happy!
[03:00] ---
    Now, I'm going to do my best today!
[03:04] ---
    "Ping-Pong is Bravo!"
[03:11] ---
    That's cold, Kirie!
[03:15] ---
    There! Doesn't that feel good?!
[03:17] ---
    That much water isn't
    considered a water spray!
[03:22] ---
    There! There! There!
[03:32] ---
    I give up! Tomoka, I give up!
[03:39] ---
    Yesterday I was too scared to see,
    but this place is pretty nice.
[03:46] ---
    I'm glad we came.
[03:53] ---
    Koyomi?
[04:18] ---
    It's coming close!
[04:20] ---
    You can tell?
[04:22] ---
    Yeah, I can feel it from the
    bait's movement trying to escape...
[04:25] ---
    from the approaching sweetfish
    that's protecting its territory.
[04:29] ---
    I don't quite understand.
[04:32] ---
    Watch this.
[04:35] ---
    There!
[04:36] ---
    First, don't panic.
[04:37] ---
    Hold the rod steady and
    stop the sweetfish's movement.
[04:41] ---
    Then by using the rod's flexibility,
    you close in on the sweetfish's movement.
[04:45] ---
    Then, not being able
    to withstand the flexibility of the rod...
[04:48] ---
    the bait jumps out.
[04:49] ---
    Now!
[04:52] ---
    Amazing!
[04:53] ---
    It's a fish!
[04:59] ---
    Koyomi, what's the matter?
    You've been acting strange all day.
[05:04] ---
    Are you worried about something?
[05:08] ---
    Koyomi!
[05:11] ---
    Miharu...
[05:13] ---
    Koyomi. Yukinari is amazing!
[05:16] ---
    Look at this!
[05:18] ---
    He just keeps catching them!
    I was so surprised.
[05:22] ---
    Is that so? It's almost like magic.
[05:26] ---
    There doesn't seem to be any magic.
[05:28] ---
    Well...
[05:30] ---
    The method is to use fish bait
    to make the fish keep chasing after it.
[05:36] ---
    Keep chasing it...
[05:39] ---
    What's the matter? Koyomi!
[05:42] ---
    Koyomi! What happened?!
[05:47] ---
    No, I'm sorry.
[05:48] ---
    Everyone is having so much fun
    and I'm just being a downer.
[05:53] ---
    It's okay. When a friend is in need,
    we're all there for you, right?
[05:58] ---
    Kirie.
[06:00] ---
    Now, tell me.
[06:03] ---
    Ebi! Be quiet!
[06:06] ---
    Tomoka, it will scare
    the fish if you use Ebi as bait.
[06:09] ---
    Tomo has heard of it!
[06:11] ---
    It's called "Catching the fish by using Ebi."
[06:26] ---
    Fishing is very hard!
[06:28] ---
    Up ahead should be...
[06:34] ---
    Close by...
[06:35] ---
    Close by?
[06:37] ---
    That man...
[06:38] ---
    That man?
[06:40] ---
    That's what you mean.
[06:42] ---
    It's okay! If he shows up again,
    I'll beat him up for you!
[06:46] ---
    So don't worry! Okay?
[06:49] ---
    Kirie, thank you.
[06:51] ---
    Kirie, Kirie.
[06:53] ---
    Can I eat this?
[06:59] ---
    Miharu, you really are strange.
[07:01] ---
    Am I strange?
[07:04] ---
    Yes, you are!
[07:06] ---
    I think you're definitely strange, too!
[07:09] ---
    Me too!
[07:19] ---
    Big brother...
[07:20] ---
    Why are we excluded like this?
[07:23] ---
    Calm down Lisa.
    It is going to be a fun night.
[07:33] ---
    Today was very fun.
[07:36] ---
    Yeah. The weather was
    nice and the river was pretty.
[07:39] ---
    But the best part was, there was
    no pestering bug, so it was peaceful!
[07:43] ---
    Pestering bug?
    Are there such bugs around here?
[07:48] ---
    Right, Koyomi?
[07:50] ---
    Yes!
[07:52] ---
    Tomo couldn't even catch one!
    Ebi is useless.
[08:02] ---
    But I was surprised, Yukinari!
[08:05] ---
    I didn't know you had such skill!
[08:08] ---
    Yukinari, you're amazing.
[08:12] ---
    When I was little,
    my father took me fishing a lot!
[08:18] ---
    Even though Yukinari
    and I are childhood friends...
[08:20] ---
    there is still a lot I don't know about him.
[08:31] ---
    Anyway you were really cool.
[08:33] ---
    I'm getting second
    thoughts about you, Yukinari!
[08:36] ---
    Well...
[08:47] ---
    You're a contemptible guy, Yukinari!
[08:50] ---
    Go drown in hell!
[08:56] ---
    My, Kirie, you're so violent.
[08:59] ---
    It's okay. I will take
    responsibility and care for him.
[09:06] ---
    Lisa!
[09:13] ---
    Fukuyama!
[09:14] ---
    How was it?
    Did you enjoy our mixed bath?
[09:20] ---
    What?!
[09:22] ---
    You bought this hotel?!
[09:24] ---
    Yes, that's exactly right.
[09:27] ---
    We bought this whole
    stretch of hot springs hotels.
[09:30] ---
    From now on this area will be called
    "Fukuyama Hot Springs Village."
[09:34] ---
    Right, landlady?
[09:36] ---
    That is perfectly fine by me.
[09:39] ---
    Master Kazuharu's ideas are perfect.
[09:44] ---
    Landlady, don't be fooled!
[09:47] ---
    There's always some
    ulterior motive with him.
[09:50] ---
    You can't simply let him have his way.
[09:51] ---
    It's that simple.
[09:54] ---
    A monster!
[09:57] ---
    Yukinari... are you okay?
[10:00] ---
    Fukuyama!
    Why do you continue to harass us?!
[10:06] ---
    It's my hotel.
    It's my decision to make it a mixed bath!
[10:10] ---
    Don't you have any
    consideration for other people?!
[10:14] ---
    Since you just throw us aside while
    you have fun, this is what you get!
[10:19] ---
    That's because all you guys do is harass us!
[10:25] ---
    This sounds like, "which came
    first, the chicken or the egg?"
[10:27] ---
    The egg? Is it a hot spring egg?!
[10:31] ---
    Then why don't we just have a fair
    and square challenge to decide?
[10:35] ---
    A challenge?
[11:04] ---
    Game! Set count eleven - love.
[11:06] ---
    Big brother!
[11:08] ---
    Well, this is how it is.
[11:10] ---
    Wow! The big brother is dumb
    but his athletic skills are very good!
[11:16] ---
    Fukuyama...
    what kind of a man are you?
[11:18] ---
    Relying on Lisa's magic
    powers, that's cowardly!
[11:23] ---
    How can that be?
[11:24] ---
    If I lose, I would have to return
    the mixed bath to separate baths.
[11:28] ---
    Also for over a week...
[11:29] ---
    I would be restricted to a radius
    of one kilometer distance away
[11:32] ---
    from Miharu and Koyomi.
[11:33] ---
    I will not choose any steps!
[11:35] ---
    You said "fair and square"!
[11:37] ---
    I didn't say it.
[11:41] ---
    Anyway, I expect you
    to honor your promise.
[11:44] ---
    - "If I lose I will do a human body brush.
    - --Kirie Kojima"
[11:47] ---
    That can't be!
[11:51] ---
    Does that feel good?
[11:54] ---
    Come on, Fukuyama.
    One more challenge!
[11:58] ---
    It'll be the same no matter
    how many times we do it.
[12:00] ---
    If you're so confident
    then you should accept!
[12:02] ---
    Well then, where should
    I have you start washing me?
[12:05] ---
    I would rather die than
    do a "Human Body Brush"!
[12:10] ---
    Should you be taking that tone
    when you're asking a favor, Kirie?
[12:15] ---
    Please...
[12:20] ---
    Please, I ask of you for one more chance.
[12:24] ---
    Well then, what should I do?
[12:25] ---
    Next time I'll keep any promise!
[12:29] ---
    Okay! That sounds like a deal.
[12:31] ---
    Really?!
[12:32] ---
    But!
[12:34] ---
    If you lose this time,
    as an additional condition...
[12:37] ---
    you will become Fukuyama's
    exclusive bathing maid!
[12:40] ---
    What?!
[12:44] ---
    I'm satisfied.
[12:48] ---
    Can you make it some other condition?
[12:51] ---
    You don't have to if you don't want to.
[12:52] ---
    - "If I lose I will do a human body brush.
    - --Kirie Kojima"
[12:53] ---
    All right! I got it! I accept your terms!
[12:58] ---
    Then it's decided.
[12:59] ---
    Hurry up and get yourself ready, Puny-Nari!
[13:05] ---
    Yukinari?!
[13:06] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[13:08] ---
    I didn't say who was going
    to be my next opponent.
[13:12] ---
    That's not fair! Yukinari is injured.
[13:15] ---
    That's your fault.
[13:18] ---
    I'll fight...
[13:22] ---
    Yukinari...
[13:25] ---
    But you're in no condition...
[13:27] ---
    I'll be okay. Let me handle it.
[13:30] ---
    I have some confidence.
[13:31] ---
    Maybe because some of my athletic
    abilities returned when I was fishing.
[13:35] ---
    Yukinari...
[13:37] ---
    That should be fine. As a favor,
    I'll let Yukinari fight as doubles.
[13:42] ---
    Really?!
[13:43] ---
    Yes, I would like to try!
[13:45] ---
    Not you, Miharu!
[13:48] ---
    It can be a little troublesome
    if you use your mysterious powers.
[13:52] ---
    So Puny-Nari's partner will be...
[13:56] ---
    It's Tomo!
[13:57] ---
    Big brother, you're not very bright,
    but you have a good eye for people!
[14:03] ---
    It can only be Koyomi!
[14:05] ---
    What?! Me?
[14:07] ---
    Fukuyama. That's so low of you!
[14:10] ---
    To choose Koyomi, the weakest one!
[14:12] ---
    Hey now. I'm saying that I'll
    allow two people against me.
[14:17] ---
    You should thank me.
[14:19] ---
    I'll do it!
[14:20] ---
    I will do it! Yukinari!
[14:23] ---
    You don't have to force yourself, Koyomi.
[14:25] ---
    But I would like to be able
    to do something for everyone!
[14:31] ---
    Koyomi...
[14:35] ---
    Please!
[14:37] ---
    Okay. Let's do our best together!
[14:39] ---
    Yes!
[14:40] ---
    Then, if Koyomi loses there
    will be a condition for her as well.
[14:46] ---
    A fun dinner party dish!
[14:49] ---
    It'll be called "Tonight will
    be a Koyomi Special Dinner"!
[14:54] ---
    Which one should I try?
[15:01] ---
    Koyomi! Koyomi! Get a hold of yourself!
[15:04] ---
    Maybe you shouldn't force yourself.
[15:07] ---
    No.
[15:09] ---
    I accept your terms!
[15:11] ---
    Koyomi.
[15:13] ---
    That's how it should be.
[15:15] ---
    I won't lose! Fukuyama!
[15:19] ---
    I won't listen to your
    whining even if you lose.
[15:25] ---
    Well then, let's begin.
[15:28] ---
    I'm sorry, Yukinari.
    I must be on my brother's side this time.
[15:36] ---
    But my feelings will always be with you.
[15:41] ---
    If I look at it with the same
    feelings as fishing, it should be okay.
[15:45] ---
    Concentrate... Concentrate...
[15:48] ---
    Here I come! Puny-Nari!
[15:50] ---
    Come! Fukuyama!
[15:58] ---
    Yukinari...
[16:00] ---
    You're worthless.
[16:02] ---
    Are you okay, Yukinari?
[16:05] ---
    I was stupid to depend on him...
[16:08] ---
    All of a sudden it's
    become a singles match.
[16:10] ---
    Would you like to continue, Koyomi?
[16:14] ---
    Dinner is ready at any time.
[16:17] ---
    Now let's undo that belt, Koyomi!
[16:26] ---
    All right.
[16:28] ---
    Amazing!
[16:30] ---
    Oh my...
[16:31] ---
    With Koyomi being the opponent,
    I was a little careless.
[16:35] ---
    But next time it won't be that way...
[16:39] ---
    That was just a fluke...
[16:43] ---
    Koyomi, you're amazing!
[16:45] ---
    You are so cool, Koyomi!
[16:48] ---
    The basics seem to be the same.
[16:50] ---
    I knew Koyo would be good!
[16:53] ---
    What do you mean you knew?!
[16:56] ---
    It's a little different from Earth's ping-pong...
[16:58] ---
    but Seiren also has a similar
    ball game called Pan Pon Pin.
[17:01] ---
    Koyo has been the tournament
    champion five times in a row!
[17:04] ---
    Really?
[17:06] ---
    Koyomi can definitely
    win against Fukuyama!
[17:27] ---
    Hey Lisa, use your magic.
[17:31] ---
    I miscalculated Koyomi's skill.
[17:37] ---
    I didn't want to use it if
    I could help it, but I want to win!
[17:41] ---
    Project S, set in motion!
[17:45] ---
    Koyomi, I love you!
[17:50] ---
    I did it!
[17:53] ---
    Fukuyama! What more
    cowardly tricks would you use?!
[17:56] ---
    I'm sorry, but I...
[17:58] ---
    She's shaking!
[18:01] ---
    My best sexual harassment attack.
    Project S is working!
[18:04] ---
    If I continue to affect her with words,
    I can get my hands on the prize.
[18:07] ---
    Please marry me!
[18:10] ---
    You look slim when you're wearing a yukata!
[18:13] ---
    Your bra is showing
    slightly through your yukata!
[18:16] ---
    No! Please stop talking!
[18:18] ---
    What's the color of your panties today?!
[18:20] ---
    Let's see...
[18:21] ---
    I think Koyomi's wearing
    matching light blue underwear today.
[18:24] ---
    No!
[18:27] ---
    Why are you answering?!
[18:30] ---
    I'm sorry, was it polka-dotted?
[18:37] ---
    I can't do this...
[18:39] ---
    Get a hold of yourself! Koyomi!
[18:41] ---
    If you lose now, on top of
    becoming a special dinner...
[18:44] ---
    you will have to live in
    constant fear of Fukuyama!
[18:48] ---
    And I'm going to become
    his exclusive bathing maid!
[18:51] ---
    I don't want that, but... but...
[18:54] ---
    Believe in your strength until the end!
[18:56] ---
    Imagine the ping-pong ball is
    Fukuyama and hit it with all your might!
[19:01] ---
    The ping-pong ball is Fukuyama?
[19:04] ---
    Koyomi! A hot kiss for you!
[19:08] ---
    No! I hate persistent people!
[19:15] ---
    I hit it? It looked exactly
    like Fukuyama's face!
[19:20] ---
    It worked! This could work, Koyomi!
[19:23] ---
    Serve change to Koyomi!
[19:34] ---
    I won't lose!
[19:39] ---
    I won't lose either!
[19:41] ---
    Take this! The last secret!
    Increasing magic balls!
[19:46] ---
    No!
[19:47] ---
    Don't come here! Pervert!
[19:56] ---
    Game! Set count 19-9.
[20:00] ---
    You did it! You won! Koyomi!
[20:03] ---
    Koyomi, that was amazing!
[20:05] ---
    Thank you. It's all thanks to everyone!
[20:10] ---
    What a stupid big brother!
[20:18] ---
    Hey, let's have one more challenge!
[20:22] ---
    How about this time the
    loser can be a back washer?
[20:27] ---
    Ouch! That's hot! Let me out!
[20:33] ---
    Why did I come here?
[20:40] ---
    Taking a bath is so good.
[20:42] ---
    Yes! I feel very good!
[20:45] ---
    Hot springs really are the best!
[20:49] ---
    Very true. Especially after exercise!
[20:53] ---
    Oh, Koyomi. Over here!
[20:58] ---
    Right!
[21:45] ---
    "There is no man of your destiny,"
    everybody laughs at me, but
[21:56] ---
    the sweet pain that I'm feeling
    right now is very strong
[22:07] ---
    Please realize that I can be
    always shining because of you
[22:29] ---
    Can you feel it? Or you can't?
[22:32] ---
    I want to show my feelings for
    you to your smiling lips
[22:39] ---
    Do you want to touch it?
    Do you want to try now?
[22:42] ---
    I want to stop time and stand on
    my tiptoes to kiss you gently.
[23:01] ---
    "Hello Sadness..."
    "Thank you."