17 - Bravo at the Part-Time Job!

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[00:04] ---
    Kawaranai egao de
    mitsumeteite soba ni iru kara
[00:14] ---
    "Girls Bravo"
[00:18] ---
    Chikasugite taisetsuna
    mono mienakute toorisugita
[00:25] ---
    Tookutemo oikaketa mono kagayaiteiru
[00:32] ---
    Hanikanda hohoemi wa
    hora hibiiteku tokimeiteku
[00:38] ---
    Doki doki no kodou ga
    itsumo sekai o kaete
[00:45] ---
    Taisetsuna kimochi wa kotoba
    ni dekinai mono dakara
[00:52] ---
    Tsunaida te o hanasanaide ne
[00:59] ---
    Kawaranai ai nara ima wa
    chiisana kono te de atatamete ikouyo
[01:09] ---
    Futari de toberuyo!
[01:12] ---
    Itsumo yuuki kureta no
    wa yasashii kimi no hitomi
[01:20] ---
    Kawaranai egao de
    mitsumeteite soba ni iru kara
[01:34] ---
    Koyomi, your skin feels so smooth.
[01:37] ---
    Oh, stop it.
[01:39] ---
    Miharu, you are so slim,
    even though you eat a lot.
[01:43] ---
    And I envy your big breasts.
[01:46] ---
    No!
[01:47] ---
    Koyomi, you are so beautiful.
[01:50] ---
    Look!
[01:51] ---
    Oh, no! Please stop it!
[02:09] ---
    The bathtub...
[02:11] ---
    What should we do now?
[02:14] ---
    "Bravo at the Part-Time Job!"
[02:21] ---
    Get up now!
[02:29] ---
    Today is Sunday. Good night!
[02:34] ---
    Get up quickly! Get up! Get up!
[02:37] ---
    I get it. I'll get up.
[02:40] ---
    What is it?
[02:41] ---
    Miharu and Koyomi went out together.
[02:49] ---
    Good morning, Kirie!
[02:52] ---
    Good morning!
[02:53] ---
    Nobody knew where
    you guys were going?
[02:57] ---
    No.
[02:58] ---
    Look! Even Kojima is there!
[03:02] ---
    They didn't tell me anything about it.
[03:07] ---
    Maybe there is a
    bargain sale or something.
[03:09] ---
    Then why didn't they tell me that?!
[03:12] ---
    It's not nice that they left me out.
[03:17] ---
    The suspects are moving.
[03:18] ---
    Change your clothes
    quickly and let's follow them.
[03:22] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
[03:29] ---
    We've been riding
    the train for quite a while.
[03:31] ---
    I wonder where they are going.
[03:33] ---
    Oh! Look over there!
[03:36] ---
    It's a theme park.
[03:38] ---
    That's where they're going?
[03:47] ---
    It's not fair! It's not fair!
[03:49] ---
    I can't stand that
    they're going without me!
[03:52] ---
    But...
[03:52] ---
    They aren't getting off here.
[03:56] ---
    Where are they going, then?
[04:18] ---
    Who are these fat, greasy guys?
[04:23] ---
    I guess there must
    be some kind of big event.
[04:26] ---
    Event? Is that something entertaining?
[04:29] ---
    Oh, look.
[04:32] ---
    Tokyo Game Carnival?
[04:35] ---
    They're announcing the
    newly-released game titles in there.
[04:38] ---
    It sounds like fun!
    It's unfair they left us out!
[04:43] ---
    Let's get inside quickly!
[04:46] ---
    Oh, hey wait, Tomoka!
[04:55] ---
    I didn't expect that we'd
    have to stand in line so long.
[04:59] ---
    Oh! It's Poyon!
[05:02] ---
    Wait! Tomoka!
[05:05] ---
    I've always wanted to meet you!
[05:07] ---
    Hello. I'm Poyon!
[05:11] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[05:14] ---
    Why does this Poyon
    smell like a damp sock?
[05:18] ---
    He's just someone who's cosplaying.
[05:24] ---
    I'll never approve of this kind of Poyon...
[05:27] ---
    who destroys a fan's dream!
[05:30] ---
    Super sink down attack!
[05:32] ---
    Prepare to clench your teeth!
[05:34] ---
    I have to punish this demented adult!
[05:38] ---
    Hey, Tomoka!
[05:43] ---
    I'm sorry. Are you all right?
[05:56] ---
    What? Who was that girl?
[05:58] ---
    Hey!
[06:00] ---
    This is bad. Tomoka!
[06:02] ---
    I won't let you do it!
    I won't let you do it!
[06:09] ---
    What... can we do now?
[06:11] ---
    Damn those guys!
[06:12] ---
    I'll use the Ebi beam
    and turn them into dust!
[06:16] ---
    Please don't cause
    any more problems...
[06:19] ---
    Yukinari, this way.
[06:22] ---
    Miharu?
[06:25] ---
    So here you are.
[06:27] ---
    That one...?
[06:28] ---
    Yes.
[06:34] ---
    Now explain all of this to me!
[06:36] ---
    Depending on your explanation...
[06:38] ---
    I may have to fight
    with you guys in court.
[06:40] ---
    Tomoka, calm down.
[06:42] ---
    So, what's going on?
[06:44] ---
    Well, to tell you the truth,
    I destroyed your bathroom last night.
[06:50] ---
    So, I wanted to make
    money to repair it.
[06:52] ---
    I spoke to Kirie, and she
    arranged this part time job.
[06:57] ---
    So, each of us is a
    so-called event companion.
[07:00] ---
    That's why...
[07:03] ---
    you guys are wearing costumes.
[07:06] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:07] ---
    No, it's not that I'm accusing you.
[07:10] ---
    Oh, but we're in trouble now.
[07:13] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:14] ---
    Listen, Yukinari...
[07:16] ---
    one other girl was
    supposed to show up today...
[07:21] ---
    but she canceled at the last minute,
    so we're short one girl.
[07:24] ---
    Oh, what can I do?
[07:26] ---
    I see.
[07:27] ---
    So, I know that
    I shouldn't ask you this.
[07:34] ---
    But, can you give us a hand?
[07:37] ---
    What?
[07:38] ---
    Oh, I mean, I want you to be the MC...
[07:40] ---
    the girl who didn't show up today
    was supposed to MC the event.
[07:43] ---
    What makes you
    think I can be the MC?
[07:47] ---
    Yukinari, you can do it!
    Besides, there is a script.
[07:51] ---
    You just have to read the script...
[07:53] ---
    and you get paid well.
[07:55] ---
    I said that I can't do things like that.
[07:57] ---
    Wait a second, Yukinari.
[08:00] ---
    Can you say that one more time?
[08:02] ---
    I said that I can't be the MC.
[08:05] ---
    Beautiful...
[08:07] ---
    What a nice voice you have!
[08:09] ---
    Hey, Kirie...
[08:11] ---
    I'm sorry, Yukinari.
[08:13] ---
    How come I didn't
    realize it until this moment?
[08:16] ---
    I never knew that you
    had such a beautiful voice!
[08:20] ---
    Right, Miharu?
[08:22] ---
    Yes! Your voice is very beautiful!
[08:25] ---
    It's moderate, yet clear!
[08:27] ---
    Comfortable to anyone's ears
    and captures everyone's attention.
[08:31] ---
    It's absolutely your innate talent!
[08:34] ---
    That's right!
[08:35] ---
    What? Is it really?
[08:37] ---
    But, Kirie, the MC must be a...
[08:39] ---
    It's the finest!
    Marvelous! Excellent! Fantastic!
[08:45] ---
    Do you think so?
[08:48] ---
    This is meant to be!
[08:50] ---
    Your voice is just like
    a melody from the future!
[08:53] ---
    Now, let's save this
    dilapidated world together!
[08:57] ---
    Right, Miharu?
[08:58] ---
    Yes! I want to do that with Yukinari!
[09:01] ---
    I want to do that with Yukinari, too!
[09:05] ---
    Maybe I can help a little bit.
[09:09] ---
    Great! We can do it with Yukinari!
[09:11] ---
    Great!
[09:17] ---
    Excuse me...
[09:19] ---
    Oh, no! Yukinari,
    you are so super-cute!
[09:22] ---
    Yukinari, you look great!
[09:24] ---
    Yes, you look so great! Too great!
[09:27] ---
    You never told me about this!
    I'm not going to do this!
[09:31] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:33] ---
    This is a great chance for
    everybody to hear your healing voice.
[09:37] ---
    Even if you say so...
[09:41] ---
    I already told my client
    that everything was set.
[09:45] ---
    If you don't, I'll be punished
    for breach of contract.
[09:48] ---
    Kirie.
[09:50] ---
    As long as you are wearing it,
    no one can tell it's you.
[09:54] ---
    Yukinari, please. Save all of us.
[09:59] ---
    But...
[10:02] ---
    The guest voice actors and
    audience would be disappointed.
[10:06] ---
    They are all waiting for you to MC.
    Right, Miharu, Tomoka?
[10:11] ---
    Yes! They're waiting for you.
[10:13] ---
    Right.
[10:15] ---
    Okay. I understand.
[10:17] ---
    Yes! Then let's
    get psyched up and go!
[10:20] ---
    Weren't you just upset?
[10:21] ---
    By the way, I'm going to call
    you Yukina from now on.
[10:27] ---
    That's a cute name.
[10:29] ---
    Right!
[10:30] ---
    If they found out that you're
    actually a man, we would all be fired.
[10:34] ---
    Please do well, Yu... ki... na.
[10:47] ---
    Everyone!
[10:49] ---
    Thank you for coming today.
    I'm going to be today's MC.
[10:55] ---
    My name is Yukina Sato...
[10:59] ---
    I'm scared.
[11:00] ---
    So many energetic men are here today.
[11:06] ---
    Well, now I'm going to introduce
    today's invited voice actor guests!
[11:17] ---
    Hello!
[11:18] ---
    --Hi!
    --Hello!
[11:20] ---
    --Kura-chan, you're sexy!
    --Chiwawa!
[11:22] ---
    Hello, everybody!
[11:24] ---
    --Hi!
    --Hello!
[11:26] ---
    Are you all having fun?
[11:28] ---
    Yes!
[11:30] ---
    But, don't you guys have
    anywhere better to go on a Sunday?
[11:36] ---
    Hey, you shouldn't tease them like that.
[11:39] ---
    Uh. Thank you for coming today.
[11:44] ---
    Our pleasure!
[11:45] ---
    Unexpectedly,
    Yukina is doing pretty good.
[11:50] ---
    Today's part time workers,
    including Miharu and others...
[11:53] ---
    are all attractive.
[11:55] ---
    Who should I play with first?
[11:58] ---
    Let's be fair and choose
    by boob fortune telling!
[12:02] ---
    Well... everyone... what did you
    eat for breakfast this morning?
[12:08] ---
    This morning I ate...
[12:10] ---
    What the hell are you doing here?!
[12:13] ---
    Kojima, that's a silly question.
[12:15] ---
    Wherever beautiful girls are, I'll be.
[12:18] ---
    Didn't you know that my
    family owns this company?
[12:23] ---
    So, the reason
    I got this job so easily...
[12:26] ---
    Of course, it's because of my power.
[12:28] ---
    By the way Kojima...
[12:30] ---
    do you know that girl who is the MC?
[12:32] ---
    What?
[12:33] ---
    I've never seen that face.
[12:35] ---
    I don't think she's a
    student at Mizuno High School.
[12:38] ---
    Well... she is...
[12:41] ---
    She's cute.
[12:44] ---
    Her three sizes are...
    83, 62, 82... wait, 83?
[12:50] ---
    Oh, no... wait a second...
[12:52] ---
    I can see mere girlish
    swellings on her slim body.
[12:57] ---
    Her profile is neat and somewhat sad.
[12:59] ---
    Her voice is pretty, like a bird chirping.
[13:02] ---
    Hello...
[13:03] ---
    The frightened little animal eyes...
[13:07] ---
    that she reveals every so
    often makes me feel dirty!
[13:15] ---
    Hey, Fukuyama.
[13:17] ---
    Do you want me
    to introduce her to you?
[13:20] ---
    Are you for real, Kojima?!
[13:22] ---
    Of course I am!
[13:23] ---
    Because we have
    such a close friendship.
[13:25] ---
    You are such an
    understanding person!
[13:27] ---
    Since you hired us, this
    is the least I can do in return.
[13:29] ---
    I see. You can expect a
    very big payment today!
[13:34] ---
    Oh, is that so?
[13:38] ---
    We have to say goodbye
    to all the voice actors now.
[13:46] ---
    Now, we've decided
    to change the schedule...
[13:49] ---
    and have a tournament between...
[13:51] ---
    Yukina and a chosen
    member of the audience!
[13:55] ---
    If you can beat Yukina in this game,
    you can take her home with you!
[14:00] ---
    All the things you ever
    hoped to do with Yukina...
[14:04] ---
    she'll make your dreams come true!
[14:07] ---
    --No way!
    --For real?!
[14:09] ---
    Kirie! You never told me that!
[14:12] ---
    Well, does anybody in the audience
    wish to challenge her in the game?
[14:17] ---
    Let me take the challenge!
[14:22] ---
    Fukuyama!
[14:23] ---
    Yes! That blond,
    stupid-looking guy over there!
[14:26] ---
    Hey! Hey! Kirie!
[14:31] ---
    Guys, I'll make all of
    your dreams come true!
[14:36] ---
    What? What?
    What is this all about, Kirie?
[14:39] ---
    I'm sorry, Yukinari.
[14:40] ---
    I didn't know until
    just a moment ago, but...
[14:43] ---
    Fukuyama's family
    owns this game company.
[14:47] ---
    He told me that all
    of us would be fired...
[14:50] ---
    if we didn't support him.
[14:53] ---
    If he finds out who you really are,
    it'll be a big problem, too...
[14:57] ---
    But...
[14:58] ---
    I'm really sorry, Yukinari.
[15:01] ---
    But, please save Miharu and me.
    Our fate is now depending on you.
[15:11] ---
    Don't worry!
    You can beat him, Yukinari.
[15:14] ---
    I trust you.
[15:17] ---
    Yes, I understand, Kirie.
    But, I'll do it only this once.
[15:22] ---
    Thank you, Yukinari.
[15:25] ---
    All right! Let's begin
    the three-round match!
[15:27] ---
    Here we go!
[15:29] ---
    I said only one time.
[15:31] ---
    The stage area is
    heating up with excitement.
[15:34] ---
    I don't know what's going on...
[15:37] ---
    but good luck,
    Yukinari, no, Yukina!
[15:41] ---
    Kazuharu! Hang on, too!
[15:46] ---
    Now it begins.
    What will Yukina's fate be?
[15:51] ---
    This is the first game!
[15:53] ---
    Exciting bike!
[15:56] ---
    It's a racing simulation game.
[15:58] ---
    The goal is to have
    the best overall time
[16:00] ---
    while racing three laps
    on the designated course.
[16:04] ---
    Good luck, Yukinari.
[16:07] ---
    Yes.
[16:16] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[16:19] ---
    Don't you know that
    this is a two-person bike?
[16:21] ---
    All of our company's
    games are made
[16:24] ---
    for intimate contact
    between a man and a woman.
[16:27] ---
    Game start!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, this is surprisingly realistic.
[16:35] ---
    Oh, no. Yukina!
    I'm scared! I'm falling off!
[16:43] ---
    Uh. Hey!
[16:46] ---
    Oh, what a charming bodyline!
[16:54] ---
    No! Stop it! They're ticklish!
[16:57] ---
    Intimate contact! Intimate contact!
[17:01] ---
    Yukina, are you...?
[17:03] ---
    Did he find out...?
[17:05] ---
    I see.
[17:07] ---
    Everybody! Yukina is an A cup!
[17:11] ---
    How the hell did it turn out like this?
[17:13] ---
    You're even more
    attractive when you're shy!
[17:17] ---
    Yukina's score is three
    minutes and 10.1 seconds.
[17:20] ---
    Fukuyama's score is
    two minutes and 55 seconds!
[17:23] ---
    Fukuyama is the winner!
[17:26] ---
    Will Fukuyama's passionate
    syrup splash all over your body?
[17:36] ---
    This is a nightmare.
[17:38] ---
    The next game is Dancers Dream Extra!
[17:42] ---
    This is also a very simple game.
[17:45] ---
    You just have to touch
    the same colored panel...
[17:47] ---
    that is indicated on the screen.
[17:49] ---
    I have a bad feeling already.
[17:52] ---
    What is that
    human-shaped hole underneath?
[17:55] ---
    Yukina, just as I thought,
    you are an expert!
[17:59] ---
    Come on!
[18:00] ---
    Game start!
[18:10] ---
    Marvelous view!
[18:15] ---
    Let's see...
[18:22] ---
    Yukina, you are
    unexpectedly aggressive.
[18:26] ---
    I'm embarrassed!
[18:28] ---
    No!
[18:30] ---
    Well, I lost.
[18:33] ---
    But you can't beat me
    so easily in the last game.
[18:37] ---
    I'm sure he lost intentionally.
[18:44] ---
    This is the last game.
    Fighters Omega!
[18:48] ---
    It's a fighting game, but
    we use the newest technology
[18:52] ---
    to capture the actual player's
    image as the game character.
[18:58] ---
    Hang on, Yukina!
    Beat him in this game too!
[19:02] ---
    This is a good match!
[19:05] ---
    Yukina's destiny
    depends on this last game!
[19:09] ---
    Game start!
[19:13] ---
    Oops!
    Yukina's foot attack was dodged.
[19:17] ---
    Damn it.
[19:23] ---
    Take your clothes off in hell!
[19:28] ---
    Yukina is giving him fatal blows!
[19:30] ---
    Can she finish him as it is?
[19:32] ---
    Why don't you fight back against me?
[19:36] ---
    How can I hurt you, even in a game?
[19:42] ---
    What?
[19:45] ---
    So, I'll finish you off
    painlessly in a microsecond.
[19:50] ---
    The mysterious hundred
    fists of undressing rage!
[19:56] ---
    Oops! Fukuyama's
    super-deadly technique is dynamite!
[20:03] ---
    Game over!
    The winner is Fukuyama!
[20:09] ---
    Thank you for your help.
[20:10] ---
    "Bonus"
[20:12] ---
    Thank you for your business!
[20:13] ---
    Kazuharu! You did it!
[20:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
    But Yukinari did very well, too.
[20:22] ---
    Well, as the winner,
    Fukuyama, please take Yukina.
[20:28] ---
    Well, I...
[20:29] ---
    Don't worry.
    It only hurts the first time.
[20:32] ---
    Hey, wait!
[20:36] ---
    I just felt something that
    couldn't possibly be there.
[20:40] ---
    That... that... that couldn't be...!
[20:44] ---
    Yes! It's exactly what you felt!
[21:01] ---
    Now you can fix the bathtub.
[21:04] ---
    Kirie, that was ridiculous.
    I will never do that again.
[21:09] ---
    But there were so many
    different games. I had fun.
[21:13] ---
    And, Yukina was cute too.
[21:18] ---
    Please don't say that.
[21:34] ---
    Odoruyou ni mata kisetsu ga meguttekita
[21:41] ---
    Toorisugiru koibito tachijareatte
[21:49] ---
    "Kuuki mitai" anata o sou omotteta kedo
[21:56] ---
    "Iki ga dekinai!" hanarete hajimete kizuita
[22:04] ---
    Issho ja nakya nanka tsumaranai
[22:11] ---
    Uzuku kokoro sunao ni ikou!
[22:20] ---
    Tsuyogaru yokogao mo ne daisuki
[22:28] ---
    Souzou dekiruyo fukureta kao
[22:35] ---
    Itsudatte anata wa yasashikute
[22:43] ---
    Omoidashitara mata koboreta "I love you"
[22:59] ---
    There are stars in the sky tonight.
[23:01] ---
    It seems to be raining heavily outside.
[23:03] ---
    Tomorrow must be sunny again.
[23:05] ---
    I think it'll rain.
    The weather report said so, too.
[23:08] ---
    Listen, Puny-nari!
[23:09] ---
    The one who loses the game
    must take their clothes off.
[23:12] ---
    Dealer's rule!
[23:14] ---
    Next episode,
    Girls Bravo, second season.
[23:16] ---
    "Bravo at Mah-Jong!" Don't miss it!
[23:19] ---
    Ron!
[23:20] ---
    Fukuyama,
    you have a good tile.
[23:25] ---
    "Shines Even More" "Mysterious Creature Weight 5kg"
    "It's surprisingly heavy" "Shoots weird beam from its mouth"