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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[02:56] Jojo
    Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
    fairy of the forest.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[02:59] N
    Let's go to the fairy world again.
[03:05] N
    Let's talk about Muscaria today.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[03:09] N
    Muscaria a fairy of muscaria mushrooms.
[03:12] N
    Her full name is Amanita Muscaria.
[03:15] N
    Muscaria mushrooms are really poisonous,
    but unlike other poison mushroom fairies,
[03:23] N
    Muscaria is a really good girl.
[03:25] N
    She's going to become the
    leader of the Kinoko girls
[03:30] N
    in the fight against the poison
    mushrooms to protect humanity.
[03:36] N
    Why does Muscaria, in her youth,
[03:38] N
    find interest in the human world
    and decide to live alongside us?
[03:42] N
    Let's find out.
[03:52] N
    Hey, speaking of which, there's Muscaria.
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:08] N
    Muscaria. Morning.
[04:10] Muscaria
    Morning, Jojo.
[04:11] N
    The weather's so nice, huh?
[04:13] Muscaria
    The sky's so blue and
    pretty, I thought I'd fly.
[04:17] N
    You have a cute way of flying, too.
SIGN    Kinokonoko seem to be able to fly.
[04:19] Muscaria
    Thanks.
[04:20] Muscaria
    Actually, I've been doing research on the
    cutest way to fly, and I settled on this.
[04:28] Muscaria
    Mom told me not to make a
    fool of myself when I fly.
[04:32] Muscaria
    Oh, right, flying bubbles!
SIGN    Bubbles!
[04:36] N
    Wow, that's pretty.
[04:38] Muscaria
    You know when you see bubbles in the
    air, even though there's no one around?
[04:42] Muscaria
    That's me, making bubbles
    as I'm flying along.
[04:47] N
    I never knew.
[04:50] Porcini
    Hey.
[04:51] N
    Porcini. Good morning.
[04:53] Porcini
    The weather's so nice.
[04:54] Porcini
    I love it.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[04:56] Porcini
    Wee.
[04:58] Muscaria
    Porcini.
[04:59] Muscaria
    How can you not be embarrassed,
    flying like that?
SIGN    This is an embarrassing way to fly.
[05:02] Porcini
    Why?
[05:03] Porcini
    What does it matter how I fly?
[05:05] Muscaria
    Sure, but I think you should
    be a little more feminine.
[05:09] Porcini
    Who cares?
[05:10] Porcini
    No one's going to see
    me up in the sky anyway.
[05:13] Porcini
    Breast strokes!
[05:15] Porcini
    Crawls!
[05:16] Porcini
    Butterfly!
[05:19] Porcini
    And...
[05:20] Porcini
    Fire!
[05:22] Muscaria
    Hot, hot.
[05:24] Muscaria
    Keep messing around, and I'll take
    a picture and post it on Instagram.
SIGN    They're on Instagram.
[05:29] Porcini
    Please don't.
[05:30] Muscaria
    Try flying more politely.
[05:33] Porcini
    Like this?
[05:36] Porcini
    Isn't this classier?
[05:39] Muscaria
    I don't know.
[05:41] N
    Hey, Mai-chan. Good morning.
[05:43] Mai
    Jojo-san. Good morning.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[05:45] Muscaria
    Nice.
[05:46] Muscaria
    Mai-chan's dancing talent really
    helps with your flying pose.
[05:51] Muscaria
    You should learn from her, Porcini.
[05:53] Porcini
    Fine, fine. I got it.
[05:55] Muscaria
    Huh?
[05:56] Muscaria
    Where's Virosa and Paludosa?
[05:58] Porcini
    They're probably hanging out somewhere.
[06:00] Muscaria
    Together?
[06:01] Porcini
    Yeah.
[06:02] Porcini
    My gut tells me they're probably
    playing shiritori right now.
[06:07] Virosa
    Panda.
[06:09] Paludosa
    Dachou (ostrich).
[06:11] Virosa
    Uni (sea urchin).
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[06:13] Paludosa
    Niku (meat).
[06:16] Virosa
    Kuri (chestnut).
[06:17] Paludosa
    Ringo (apple).
[06:20] Virosa
    Gorilla.
[06:21] Paludosa
    Rappa (trumpet).
[06:22] Virosa
    Pantsu (underwear).
[06:24] Paludosa
    Tsurara (icicle).
[06:26] Virosa
    Land.
[06:27] Paludosa
    Dondake (Srsly?!).
[06:30] Paludosa
    So cold.
[06:34] Paludosa
    Oh, yeah.
[06:36] Paludosa
    Why don't we try flying
    to the ends of the sky?
[06:40] Muscaria
    The ends of the sky?
[06:42] Muscaria
    Where would we end up?
[06:43] Porcini
    I don't know.
[06:44] Porcini
    That's why it would be fun.
[06:46] Porcini
    Let's go.
[06:48] Porcini
    See you, Jojo.
[06:49] N
    See you.
[06:59] Porcini
    We're in space.
SIGN    We're in space
[07:00] Muscaria
    The stars are so pretty.
[07:02] Mai
    It's so nice.
[07:04] Porcini
    Lucky for us fairies, we don't need air.
[07:09] Yellow
    Pink.
[07:11] Pink
    Hey, Yellow.
[07:13] Yellow
    Do you know what the trending search
    term in the fairy world is right now?
[07:18] Pink
    What?
[07:19] Yellow
    Here's the top five.
[07:21] Pink
    All right, number five.
[07:24] Yellow
    Sparkles.
SIGN    #5 "Sparkles!"
[07:26] Pink
    Fairies are really sparkly, after all.
[07:29] Pink
    Number four.
[07:31] Yellow
    Flutters.
SIGN    #4 "Flutters!"
[07:33] Pink
    Fairy fashion is really fluttery.
[07:36] Pink
    And number three?
[07:39] Yellow
    Poison mushrooms.
SIGN    #3 "Poison mushrooms"
[07:41] Pink
    Poison mushrooms? Out of nowhere?
[07:43] Yellow
    There are a lot of angsty
    poison mushroom girls lately.
[07:47] Pink
    That's a problem.
[07:49] Yellow
    What's going to be number
    two and number one?!
[07:54] Pink
    Stay tuned!
[08:03] Muscaria
    Are we looking at the human world again?
SIGN    They're curious about the human world
[08:05] Porcini
    Yeah, I thought there might be
    something interesting going on.
[08:10] Muscaria
    Hey, a lady.
[08:11] A
    Hey, who are you?
[08:14] A
    Are you fairies?
[08:16] All
    We're forest fairies.
[08:19] Porcini
    Are you the pumpkin lady from before?
[08:22] A
    Pumpkin?
[08:25] Porcini
    Sorry, was it daikon?
[08:28] Porcini
    Carrots?
[08:31] Porcini
    You're the nasu (eggplant) lady.
[08:33] A
    Is that how you remember people?
[08:36] A
    What nurse lady?
[08:38] A
    I'm a teacher at an elementary school.
[08:43] Muscaria
    You look a lot like the nurse
    lady, but you're someone else?
[08:46] A
    That's right.
[08:48] A
    Raise your hand if you have a question.
[08:51] Muscaria
    Okay.
[08:52] A
    Huh?
[08:54] A
    One of you hasn't raised your hands.
[08:56] A
    What's your name?
[08:58] Mai
    Mai.
[09:00] Muscaria
    Mai-chan's a bit shy.
[09:04] A
    Mai-chan, do you have any questions?
[09:06] Mai
    What do elementary school teachers do?
[09:11] A
    Good question.
[09:14] A
    Elementary school teachers
    teach at elementary schools.
[09:18] Porcini
    That's not saying much.
[09:20] A
    But I teach other things,
    in addition to schoolwork, too.
[09:24] Mai
    Sensei.
[09:25] A
    Yes, Mai-chan?
[09:27] Mai
    What else do you teach besides schoolwork?
[09:33] A
    Things like...
[09:34] A
    "Don't leave things behind."
[09:36] A
    "Listen to what your mom says."
[09:39] A
    "Your friends are important to you."
[09:41] A
    "You can contribute to world
    peace by not littering."
[09:47] A
    It's an important job,
    where we teach all kinds of things.
[09:51] Porcini
    Teachers are important, huh?
[09:54] A
    Yup, yup.
[09:55] A
    It's fun because people admire me.
[09:59] A
    Plus I can take a break during the summer.
[10:02] Porcini
    You're surprisingly scheming.
[10:04] A
    I get that a lot.
[10:06] Porcini
    Can I call you Scheming-sensei?
[10:08] A
    I don't know about that.
[10:11] Muscaria
    Sensei.
[10:12] A
    Yes, Muscaria-san?
[10:14] Muscaria
    Can you teach us something?
[10:17] A
    Okay, here's a math question.
[10:21] A
    Hanako-san bought three
    apples for 30 yen each,
[10:24] A
    two daikon radishes for 100 each,
[10:27] A
    and four mandarins for 10 yen each.
[10:29] A
    How much did she pay in total?
[10:32] Muscaria
    Me, me!
[10:33] A
    Okay, Muscaria-san, you first.
[10:37] Muscaria
    Mom paid for it, so Hanako-san paid nothing.
[10:41] A
    Nope.
[10:42] A
    Mai-chan?
[10:45] Mai
    26,000 pesos.
[10:46] A
    Nope.
[10:48] A
    Porcini-san?
[10:49] Porcini
    She traded them for three acorns.
[10:52] A
    Nope.
[10:54] Porcini
    What's the right answer?
[10:55] A
    The answer is:
[10:56] A
    Dad bought it, so who knows?
[10:59] Mai
    Who's Dad?
[11:03] Yellow
    Top Five Searches in the Fairy World.
[11:08] Pink
    Number five: Sparkles.
[11:11] Pink
    Number four: Flutters.
[11:14] Pink
    Number three: Poison mushrooms.
[11:17] Pink
    And number two?
[11:21] Yellow
    Fairy ring!
SIGN    #2 "Fairy Ring!"
[11:22] Pink
    Looking through the fairy ring at the
    human world is popular right now.
[11:27] Yellow
    Voyeurism is fun.
[11:29] Pink
    And last but not least, number one?
SIGN    #1 "FFF!"
[11:34] Yellow
    FFF!
[11:40] Pink
    What's FFF?
[11:43] Yellow
    Forest Fairy Five.
[11:45] Yellow
    They're a group of five forest fairy
    idols who are really good at dancing.
[11:49] Pink
    They're going viral in the fairy world.
[11:53] Pink
    FFF!
[12:00] Porcini
    Hey, we should come up with
    a pose for Forest Fairy Five.
[12:06] Muscaria
    A what?
[12:08] Porcini
    We're going to need a pose for when we
    make our debut as forest fairy idols.
[12:15] Muscaria
    Two of us are missing, though. Are you sure?
[12:17] Porcini
    Let's try it out with the three of us.
[12:42] N
    Are you having fun?
[12:44] Muscaria
    Jojo.
[12:46] N
    I'm in the mood for a
    Forest Fairy Five dance again.
[12:51] Porcini
    That badly?
[12:53] Muscaria
    Let's do it, then.
[12:54] Porcini
    Okay.
[12:56] Muscaria
    Here we go.
[12:57] Muscaria
    Start the music.