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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:20] N
    Maybe even in the Ashigara mountains.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[02:58] Jojo
    Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
    fairy of the forest.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[03:01] N
    I'll take you through the fairy
    ring to see the fairy world again.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[03:08] N
    This forest is inhabited
    by many mushroom fairies.
[03:11] N
    Which mushroom species do you know?
[03:14] N
    Matsutake, shiitake, enoki...
[03:17] N
    Right, it's the edible mushrooms
    that we all know about.
[03:21] N
    But there are all kinds of
    mushrooms in the forest—
[03:24] ---
    many of which you've never seen before.
[03:28] N
    Just as there are many kinds of people,
    the mushrooms are all very unique, too.
[03:34] N
    They vary in color and shape.
[03:36] N
    Some of them only grow at
    the foot of certain trees.
[03:39] N
    Some of them grow under the winter snow.
[03:42] N
    Some of them only grow near water.
[03:45] N
    I know, let's check out the waterside today.
[03:59] N
    Look.
[04:00] N
    There's some clean water here.
[04:03] N
    Huh?
[04:11] N
    There's one.
[04:12] N
    There's a waterside mushroom fairy.
[04:14] ---
    Hello.
[04:16] Paludosa
    Hello.
[04:17] Paludosa
    Who are you?
[04:18] N
    I'm Jojo, fairy of the forest.
[04:21] N
    And you?
[04:22] N
    I'm Mitrula Paludosa.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[04:23] N
    I see.
[04:25] N
    You're Mitrula Paludosa.
[04:27] N
    Fairy of a capped mushroom
    that grows by the water.
[04:29] Paludosa
    Yeah.
[04:30] Paludosa
    You can call me Palu-chan.
[04:32] N
    Palu-chan, huh?
[04:33] Paludosa
    Palupalu.
[04:37] Paludosa
    Palupalu.
[04:38] N
    All right, all right.
[04:39] Paludosa
    Palupalu.
[04:40] N
    I got it.
[04:42] Paludosa
    Why are you so angry?
[04:43] N
    It's not that I'm angry.
[04:45] N
    She's kind of difficult.
[04:47] Paludosa
    Huh?
[04:48] N
    No, just talking to myself.
[04:50] N
    So...
[04:51] N
    You like being by the water, right?
[04:54] Paludosa
    Yeah, I like water.
[04:56] Paludosa
    Wait, I mean...
[04:57] Paludosa
    I love it.
[04:59] N
    Sure, sure.
[05:00] Paludosa
    Like, I can't live without water.
[05:04] N
    Well, yeah, that's true
    of every living thing.
[05:08] Paludosa
    I can't be away from water.
[05:11] N
    So you can't leave here to be anywhere else?
[05:15] Paludosa
    Nope.
[05:16] N
    That's inconvenient.
[05:19] Paludosa
    So I'm always alone.
[05:21] Paludosa
    I don't have any friends.
[05:22] N
    Poor you.
[05:24] N
    All right, I'll bring some friends.
[05:28] N
    If you can't go anywhere else,
    we can just bring friends here instead.
[05:33] N
    Wait here.
[05:40] Pink
    Wh-What?
[05:42] Yellow
    That's Jojo.
[05:44] Yellow
    He flew off in a hurry.
[05:47] Pink
    Jojo, huh?
[05:48] Pink
    He's always so restless.
[05:51] Pink
    He's still young.
[05:53] Pink
    Still young.
[05:55] Yellow
    That's some big talk.
[05:56] Pink
    Fairies have to be firm and steady, like me.
[06:01] Yellow
    You're just slow, that's all.
[06:05] Pink
    How rude.
[06:06] Pink
    Well, you're not that mature yet, either.
[06:09] Pink
    You just don't understand my thoughtfulness.
[06:12] Yellow
    I can't keep up with you.
[06:15] Pink
    Hey, yellow, wait up.
[06:29] N
    There you are.
[06:30] N
    Hey, Muscaria, Porcini.
[06:32] Porcini
    Oh, Jojo.
SIGN    Animata Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[06:34] Porcini
    Buon giorno.
[06:38] Porcini
    What's up?
[06:39] N
    I flew over in such a
    hurry; I'm out of breath.
[06:43] Porcini
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[06:44] N
    There's something I wanted to let you know...
[06:48] N
    Huh?
[06:49] N
    Where's Virosa?
[06:50] Porcini
    Virosa?
[06:51] Porcini
    She's taking a break today.
[06:53] Muscaria
    She says she has the flu.
[06:55] N
    That's too bad.
[06:57] Muscaria
    She might be faking it, though.
[06:59] Porcini
    You shouldn't say that.
[07:01] Muscaria
    But when we said we'd go visit
    her, she insisted we don't.
[07:06] N
    Maybe she just doesn't want you to get sick.
[07:10] Porcini
    Yeah.
[07:11] Muscaria
    I don't know.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Kaneshi Sana
[07:18] Virosa
    I'm legit sick.
[07:22] Muscaria
    Someone you want us to meet?
[07:24] N
    Yeah, I bet you'll become great friends.
[07:28] Porcini
    I wonder what she's like.
[07:29] Porcini
    Nom nom, yum yum...
[07:31] Porcini
    I mean, I can't wait.
[07:41] N
    Palu-chan, I brought my friends.
[07:47] Porcini
    Hello.
[07:55] ---
    Oh, Palu-chan!
[07:57] Muscaria
    What's wrong?
[07:58] Muscaria
    Did she drown herself?
[07:59] Muscaria
    Oh, no!
[08:01] N
    No, no, it's fine.
[08:02] N
    She's a waterside fairy.
SIGN    Waterside fairies don't drown
[08:04] N
    She won't drown.
[08:05] N
    I don't know what to do, though.
[08:07] Porcini
    Why did she run away?
[08:09] N
    It's her first time meeting
    any other fairies.
[08:12] Porcini
    Really?
[08:12] N
    Yeah.
[08:13] N
    She can't leave the water,
    so she has no friends.
[08:18] Muscaria
    So that's why you brought us here.
[08:22] N
    I thought she'd be happy.
[08:25] Porcini
    I guess she's being shy.
[08:28] Muscaria
    All right.
[08:30] Muscaria
    Hey, don't be shy. Come out.
SIGN    Muscaria's famous bubbles
[08:36] Muscaria
    No good.
[08:38] Porcini
    Leave this to me.
SIGN    Porcini's famous fire
[08:43] Muscaria
    I don't think water and fire
    are too compatible, are they?
[08:47] Porcini
    That's true.
[08:48] Muscaria
    Oh, I know.
[08:50] Porcini
    What?
[08:52] Muscaria
    Maybe she'll come out if we
    drop an axe in the water.
SIGN    An axe?
[08:56] Porcini
    You're talking about that story about the
    goddess who comes out of the water to ask,
[09:00] ---
    "Was it this golden axe or this
    silver axe that you dropped?"
[09:03] Muscaria
    Yeah. Isn't it something like that?
[09:06] Porcini
    That's totally different.
[09:08] N
    I have an idea.
[09:09] Porcini
    What?
[09:10] N
    She was dancing by herself
    on the water earlier.
[09:14] N
    She probably likes dancing.
[09:15] Muscaria
    I see.
[09:16] Muscaria
    So then if we start dancing...
[09:18] N
    I'm sure she'll come out.
[09:19] Muscaria
    Okay, here we go.
[09:22] Muscaria
    Music start!
[10:07] N
    Clap, clap, clap!
[10:08] N
    That was a beautiful dance, Palu-chan.
[10:12] Muscaria
    That was fun.
[10:13] Porcini
    Yeah.
[10:14] Muscaria
    I'm Muscaria.
[10:16] Porcini
    I'm Porcini.
[10:17] Paludosa
    I'm Paludosa.
[10:20] Muscaria
    Nice to meet you, Palu-chan.
[10:22] Paludosa
    Nice to meet you.
[10:23] Paludosa
    Umm... Are you going to be my friends?
[10:25] Muscaria
    We're already friends.
[10:28] Porcini
    We're friends if we dance together.
[10:30] Muscaria
    You're a good dancer, Palu-chan.
[10:32] Paludosa
    Not really.
[10:35] Porcini
    Our dream is to form a dance group
[10:37] ---
    and make our idol debut in
    the human world someday.
SIGN    Idol debut??
[10:40] Porcini
    Would you please join us?
[10:42] Paludosa
    Me?
[10:43] Porcini
    Join us, and it'd be like
    giving demons fish sticks.
[10:47] Muscaria
    You mean "like giving a demon a metal bat."
[10:49] Porcini
    Was that it?
[10:51] Porcini
    What's a metal bat?
[10:53] Muscaria
    A metal bat is...
[10:55] Muscaria
    I'm not sure, either.
[10:59] Porcini
    Like popsicles?
[11:00] Porcini
    Are they good?
[11:02] Muscaria
    Never mind metal bats...
[11:06] Muscaria
    Palu-chan, you'll join us, right?
[11:09] Paludosa
    But I...
[11:11] N
    Actually, she can't leave this place.
[11:15] N
    So she can't go to the human world.
[11:18] Porcini
    You can't leave?
[11:20] Porcini
    Why not?
[11:21] Paludosa
    I can't live away from the water.
[11:25] Muscaria
    Oh, really?
[11:27] Porcini
    Why not just bring water with you, then?
[11:29] Paludosa
    Bring water?
[11:31] Paludosa
    How?
[11:32] Paludosa
    What kind of magic would we need?
[11:34] Porcini
    Like...
[11:36] Porcini
    We could put it in a plastic bottle.
[11:37] N
    I don't think that's what this is about.
[11:40] N
    She can't leave this waterside.
[11:42] Paludosa
    What's a plastic bottle?
[11:46] Pink
    Listen, there are all kinds
    of ways of looking at things.
[11:49] Pink
    For example, the world you see is
    different from the world I see.
[11:54] Yellow
    Is this going to take a while?
[11:58] Pink
    What I'm saying is that you can't just
    look at things from your own perspective.
[12:04] Yellow
    R-Right.
[12:06] Pink
    Something that might seem really
    complicated might actually turn out to be
[12:10] ---
    totally simple from another angle.
[12:14] Pink
    That can happen, too.
[12:16] Yellow
    Huh...
[12:19] Pink
    What?
[12:20] Yellow
    No matter what angle I look at you from,
    you're just an all-talk-no-walk quibbler.
[12:26] Pink
    Hey, wait for me.
[12:31] Paludosa
    Is this a plastic bottle?
[12:32] Porcini
    How's that?
[12:33] Porcini
    You can take water with you anywhere.
[12:35] Paludosa
    How convenient.
[12:36] Paludosa
    Can I go anywhere if I have this?
[12:39] N
    Wait, what?
[12:41] N
    That's all the water you needed?
[12:44] Muscaria
    Palu-chan's a member now, too.
[12:46] Porcini
    Yup.
[12:47] Porcini
    Happily ever after.
[12:49] Paludosa
    Happily ever after.
[12:52] Paludosa
    Happily ever after.
[12:55] Muscaria
    Is she okay?
[12:57] Porcini
    I think so; she's fun.
[13:02] Virosa
    I get so thirsty when I'm sick.
SIGN    Fairies / Synchronized (Lyrics: shungo.)
[13:27] N
    We made some new friends this week.
[13:29] N
    Fairies of the forest, Fairy Five.
[13:32] N
    See you next week.
[13:33] N
    See you then.