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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[03:07] N
    Hi guys,
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[03:08] N
    I'm Jojo, fairy of the forest.
SIGN    Let's go through the Fairy Ring to meet the fairies again.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[03:17] N
    The fairy world and the
    human world never intersect.
[03:21] N
    The only way they are connected
    is through the Fairy Rings.
[03:26] N
    Just as your universe is infinite,
    the fairy world goes on forever.
[03:32] N
    I fly around to various places every day,
[03:37] ---
    but there are still plenty
    of places I don't know about.
[03:41] N
    Maybe someday...
[03:49] Muscaria
    Help me!
[03:51] N
    That voice...
[03:53] ---
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:54] Porcini
    Jojo.
[03:56] Muscaria
    I-It's bad.
[03:58] Muscaria
    It's really bad.
[03:59] Porcini
    Mai-chan...
[04:00] N
    Mai-chan?
[04:01] Porcini
    Mai-chan's like, she's um...
    Like, she's, like...
[04:09] N
    C-C-Calm down, guys.
[04:09] N
    Let's relax a bit.
[04:11] N
    Take a deep breath.
[04:15] N
    There, are you relaxed?
[04:17] N
    So tell me what happened, step by step.
[04:22] Porcini
    You know about the magic cave, right?
[04:26] N
    The magic cave?
[04:28] N
    What's that?
[04:29] Porcini
    You don't know?
[04:31] Porcini
    It's a cave in the depths of the forest.
[04:33] Porcini
    You can never go in,
    because monsters live there.
[04:36] N
    That sounds scary.
[04:39] Porcini
    Right?
[04:40] Porcini
    It's scary, right?
[04:41] Porcini
    So we all decided to hold
    a scare challenge there.
[04:45] N
    A scare challenge?
[04:47] Porcini
    Yeah.
[04:48] Porcini
    One person goes in by themselves,
[04:50] ---
    and they have to try to find
    the doll in the depths of it.
[04:54] Muscaria
    Doesn't it sound fun?
[04:56] N
    Why would you scare yourselves like that?
[04:59] Muscaria
    It's fun because it's scary.
[05:00] N
    No way.
[05:01] N
    That's no good.
[05:02] N
    You really shouldn't do that.
[05:04] Porcini
    Why not?
[05:05] N
    I mean, monsters live in it, right?
[05:08] Porcini
    Those legends usually aren't true, right?
[05:11] N
    What if it's true?
[05:15] Porcini
    Are you the type to believe
    in that stuff, Jojo?
[05:17] N
    I mean, what if it happens to be true?
[05:22] Muscaria
    Mai-chan's the type who
    doesn't believe in it.
[05:25] Porcini
    Yup.
[05:27] Porcini
    So she was, like, "I can
    totally handle this."
[05:31] Muscaria
    So she wandered into the cave by herself.
[05:35] Muscaria
    So we waited outside...
[05:38] N
    Yeah?
[05:39] Muscaria
    And we waited...
[05:40] N
    Yeah?
[05:42] Muscaria
    And we waited some more...
[05:43] N
    Yeah?
[05:44] N
    Okay, you can move on.
[05:46] N
    So what happened?
[05:48] Muscaria
    A while later, I heard a scream, like, kya!
[05:52] N
    Seriously?
[05:53] Muscaria
    So the two of us went into
    the cave to check on her.
[05:58] Porcini
    But we couldn't find Mai-chan.
[06:01] Muscaria
    We weren't sure what to do.
[06:05] Porcini
    When something came from behind us and...
[06:07] Porcini
    Roar!
[06:09] Muscaria
    Don't just shout out like that!
[06:10] Muscaria
    It showed up.
[06:12] N
    A-A monster?
[06:16] Porcini
    Yeah.
[06:17] N
    What was it like?
[06:19] Porcini
    I don't know. I didn't get a good look.
[06:22] Muscaria
    But anyway, we ran all the way back here.
[06:25] N
    So what do we do?
[06:27] Muscaria
    About what?
[06:28] N
    About Mai-chan.
[06:30] Muscaria
    That's the thing, Jojo.
[06:32] Muscaria
    Help her.
[06:34] Muscaria
    You're a spirit. You'll be fine, right?
[06:38] N
    I'd be scared, too.
[06:39] Muscaria
    Aren't you going to help her?
[06:42] Porcini
    What a disappointment.
[06:43] Porcini
    I didn't know you were such a cold spirit.
[06:46] Muscaria
    More like a wuss than cold.
[06:48] N
    All right, fine.
[06:50] N
    I don't know if I can help her, but I'll go.
[06:57] Yellow
    I can't get my mind off of Orange.
[07:00] Yellow
    I've never felt like this.
SIGN    Yellow is in love.
[07:03] Orange
    Yellow.
[07:04] Orange
    Yellow!
[07:05] Yellow
    Orange!
[07:06] Orange
    Yellow, I saw you, so I came
    flying over in a hurry.
[07:10] Orange
    I'm so glad I saw you.
[07:11] Orange
    I'm so happy.
[07:14] Yellow
    Orange thinks so much of me.
[07:18] Orange
    I want to be with you more, Yellow.
[07:22] Orange
    But I can't.
[07:25] Yellow
    Why not?
[07:26] Orange
    I'm actually a mumble mumble and I'm
    mumble mumble, so I'm mumble mumble.
[07:33] Yellow
    I can't hear the important bits.
[07:35] Orange
    I have to go.
[07:36] Orange
    Goodbye!
[07:39] Yellow
    Wh-What's up with this weird plot twist?
[07:43] Yellow
    The secrecy makes me even more...
[07:46] Yellow
    Orange!
[07:51] N
    This is the magic cave?
[07:53] Porcini
    Yeah.
[07:54] Porcini
    You go inside, Jojo.
[07:57] N
    By myself?
[07:58] Porcini
    We don't want to be spooked anymore.
[08:01] N
    Let's go together, please.
[08:03] Muscaria
    All right, fine.
[08:07] N
    It's so dark.
[08:09] Porcini
    It's fine.
[08:11] N
    It's kind of creepy.
[08:14] Porcini
    Yeah.
[08:17] Porcini
    What?
[08:18] N
    Something just lit up.
[08:19] N
    See?
[08:20] Porcini
    What is that?
[08:22] N
    What?
[08:23] Porcini
    That light is a fairy ring.
[08:26] Muscaria
    Oh, yeah.
[08:27] N
    Oh.
[08:29] N
    Don't scare me like that.
[08:32] N
    It's them!
[08:34] N
    A monster!
[08:34] N
    It's a monster!
[08:35] Porcini
    It's not.
[08:37] Muscaria
    It's a human lady.
[08:38] Muscaria
    Hello, lady.
[08:40] Porcini
    Buon giorno.
[08:41] A
    Hello.
[08:43] A
    Who are you?
[08:44] Porcini
    We're fairies.
[08:45] A
    You're so cute.
[08:47] Porcini
    What do you do, miss?
[08:50] A
    I was thinking of putting on horror make-up.
[08:54] A
    But then you showed up in
    the mirror and scared me.
[08:58] N
    You scared us.
[09:00] A
    Sorry.
[09:02] Porcini
    Why would you put on horror make-up?
[09:04] Porcini
    Are you an actor or something?
[09:08] A
    Nope.
[09:08] A
    It's just a hobby.
[09:09] Porcini
    A hobby?
[09:11] A
    I thought I'd put on creepy-cute
    make-up and post on social media.
[09:16] Muscaria
    I never knew there was such a hobby.
[09:18] A
    It's hard to do, though.
[09:21] A
    I was trying to do zombie make-up,
    but I ended up looking like ObaQ.
[09:25] Porcini
    The thing that leaves from Shinjuku?
[09:26] N
    That's Odakyu.
[09:28] A
    Do fairies not wear make-up?
[09:31] Muscaria
    We're still kids.
[09:33] Muscaria
    I wish I could wear make-up.
[09:36] A
    I guess you wouldn't need it.
[09:38] A
    You're fairies.
[09:40] N
    That's true.
[09:41] Muscaria
    Why?
[09:42] A
    Make-up is something that human
    girls do to look cute, like fairies.
[09:49] Muscaria
    Oh, really?
[09:50] N
    Okay, lady, break a leg looking creepy-cute.
[09:54] A
    Okay.
[09:55] A
    I will.
[09:56] Muscaria
    Bye-bye.
[09:57] Porcini
    Arrivederci.
[10:00] Porcini
    Wait a second.
[10:01] Muscaria
    What?
[10:04] Porcini
    I hear something.
[10:07] A
    Help me.
[10:09] A
    Help me.
[10:11] Porcini
    It's Mai-chan's voice.
[10:13] N
    Really?
[10:14] Porcini
    Over there.
[10:17] N
    Huh?
[10:19] N
    Muscaria?
[10:20] N
    Porcini?
[10:24] N
    N-No way.
[10:26] N
    Where'd you go, everyone?
[10:27] N
    Don't leave me by myself!
[10:35] Porcini
    You were actually freaked out.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[10:38] Muscaria
    Jojo's a scaredy-cat.
[10:40] Porcini
    Maybe we overdid it, though.
[10:43] Yellow
    I was looking for you, Orange.
[10:46] Yellow
    I don't care what kind of secret you have.
[10:48] Yellow
    To me, you're...
[10:51] Orange
    Who are you?
[10:53] Yellow
    You've forgotten about me?
[10:55] Yellow
    I'm Yellow.
[10:56] Orange
    Oh, Yellow.
[10:57] Orange
    I remember now.
[10:59] Yellow
    Why are you so cold all of a sudden?
[11:01] Yellow
    You were so passionate last
    time we saw each other.
[11:05] Orange
    Then was then, now is now.
[11:07] Orange
    Besides, I found a color that
    I like way more than yellow.
[11:11] Yellow
    What color do you like?
[11:13] Orange
    Definitely blue.
[11:15] Orange
    It's so calm, manly and sky-like.
[11:19] Orange
    It even sounds nice, "blue."
[11:21] Orange
    Awesome.
[11:22] Orange
    Blue!
[11:23] Orange
    Compared to "yellow"?
[11:26] Orange
    Like, what?
[11:29] Orange
    See you.
[11:32] Yellow
    What's this feeling like
    I just got pushed away?
[11:34] Yellow
    Suddenly getting pushed away makes me so...
[11:37] Yellow
    I'm going to take on a color you love!
[11:40] N
    You guys really pulled one on me.
[11:44] Porcini
    Jojo.
[11:46] N
    Come to think of it,
    I knew something was off.
[11:50] N
    A challenge where you have to get
    a doll from the depths of the cave?
[11:54] N
    Who put the doll there in the first place?
[11:57] N
    That person would be the most freaked out.
[11:59] Muscaria
    Oh, you're right.
[12:01] Porcini
    Sorry, Jojo.
[12:02] Porcini
    We made all that up.
[12:04] Mai
    The whole thing was a set-up
    to give you a scare.
SIGN    Success!!
[12:07] Muscaria
    Success!
[12:09] N
    Give me a break!
[12:11] Muscaria
    Sorry.
[12:12] N
    Did you lie about the monsters, too?
[12:15] Porcini
    There's no such legend.
[12:17] Mai
    I was hiding in there the whole
    time, but it was totally fine.
[12:22] N
    You're awful.
[12:24] N
    I was so scared.
[12:32] Muscaria
    Who's voice was that?
[12:34] Porcini
    That wasn't me.
[12:36] Mai
    That wasn't me.
[12:37] A
    Who defiles my cave?
[12:49] Paludosa
    Did you hear something just now?
[12:51] Virosa
    Nah, I think you're imagining it.
[12:53] Paludosa
    You're right.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[12:54] Paludosa
    Let's dance, then.
[12:56] Paludosa
    Start the music.
[13:25] N
    This week was a nightmare.
[13:27] N
    Okay, see you next week.