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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:55] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:58] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[02:05] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:11] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:16] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:22] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:28] A
    Now, what might today's story be?
[02:47] Yallo
    It's time for the finale of
    Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime.
SIGN    "Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime" Finale
SIGN    Previously
[03:03] N
    Urashimatarou discovers Kaguyahime, Orihime
[03:07] ---
    and Urikohime held captive in
    the basement of Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:12] N
    Otohime had been keeping Kaguyahime
    and her other princess friends
[03:17] ---
    in the basement so that she could
    become the number one princess.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:23] N
    Urashimatarou, caught in
    the feud, was about to be
[03:26] ---
    taken out, along with the three
    princesses, but just then...
[03:32] N
    They're saved, just barely, by the turtle.
[03:37] N
    According to the turtle, Otohime was
    being manipulated by an evil mirror.
[03:42] N
    By destroying the mirror, she should
    return to being a good girl again.
[03:51] The cray cray
    And here I thought I was finally
    the fairest of them all.
[03:55] Anti-cray
    You should have just murdered them.
[03:57] The cray cray
    I should have been stronger.
[03:59] Anti-cray
    They can't be far away.
[04:04] Anti-cray
    Rally your forces and capture them.
[04:08] Anti-cray
    Otherwise, you'll never be
    the most beautiful princess.
[04:13] The cray cray
    Yes.
[04:14] Urashima
    I won't let you!
[04:16] ---
    Otohime, snap out of it.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[04:18] Cray cray
    Pfft.
[04:19] Cray cray
    You've spared me the effort of finding you.
[04:22] Cray cray
    I'll throw you all back into the jail.
[04:25] Cray cray
    Sic 'em, boys!
[04:31] Turtle
    Your minions are sound asleep about now.
[04:35] A
    French fries, please.
SIGN    Their booze was spiked with sleeping drugs
[04:43] B
    Give me a break, boss, I can't drink anymore.
[04:48] Frazzlehair
    Let's capture the mirror.
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:50] Mario mushrooms
    Prepare yourself.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[04:52] Blonde
    I'll smash you in two.
[04:53] Mirror
    Yikes.
[04:54] Frazzlehair
    You aren't getting away.
[04:55] Cray cray
    Don't touch my mirror!
[04:58] Urashima
    Kaguyahime!
[04:59] Mirror
    You aren't catching me!
[05:01] A
    Stop!
[05:08] Urashima
    Where's the mirror?
[05:09] Blonde
    Let's split up and look for it.
[05:14] Mario mushrooms
    I'm a little scared, but it's to
    help Otohime return to normal.
[05:18] Mario mushrooms
    I have to do this.
[05:21] Mario mushrooms
    I thought I felt a presence.
[05:29] Mario mushrooms
    I thought I heard a laugh.
[05:32] Mirror
    Behind you, Orihime.
[05:37] Mirror
    You're the most beautiful
    princess in the world, Orihime.
[05:41] Mario mushrooms
    Me?
[05:42] Mirror
    Yes.
[05:43] Mirror
    You will capture the other princesses
    and become the master of Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:48] Mario mushrooms
    Me?
[05:50] Mario mushrooms
    Master of this castle?
[05:52] Mario mushrooms
    The finest princess in the world?
[05:57] Blonde
    I'm going to find that mirror and wreck it.
[06:01] Mirror
    Yoohoo.
[06:06] Mirror
    Urikohime, you're the
    world's greatest princess.
[06:10] Blonde
    I knew it.
[06:11] Mirror
    You will capture the other princesses
    and become the master of Ryuuguu Castle.
[06:17] Blonde
    I like that.
[06:20] Urashima
    Where did that darn mirror go?
[06:23] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san.
[06:25] Urashima
    Orihime-san.
[06:26] Mario mushrooms
    Let's not break that mirror.
[06:29] Urashima
    Why not?
[06:31] Mario mushrooms
    That mirror is useful.
[06:33] Mario mushrooms
    I've decided to get it on my side,
    throw the other princesses in prison,
[06:37] ---
    and become the master of this castle.
[06:40] Urashima
    You? The master of Ryuuguu Castle?
[06:42] Mario mushrooms
    Yes.
[06:44] Mario mushrooms
    Would you like to live here with me?
[06:47] Urashima
    What do you mean by that?
[06:49] Mario mushrooms
    Are you really going to make
    a girl spell it out for you?
[06:53] Mario mushrooms
    I'm asking you to marry me.
[06:55] Mario mushrooms
    Become the husband of Tentei's daughter,
    and you'll be a super-celebrity, too.
[07:00] Urashima
    Husband? But I thought you had Hikoboshi.
[07:05] Mario mushrooms
    I'm tired of long-distance relationships.
[07:08] Mario mushrooms
    Besides, Urashima-san, you're my type.
[07:10] Urashima
    What?
[07:11] Urashima
    My head's spinning.
[07:12] Mario mushrooms
    So come on,
[07:15] ---
    capture the other princesses
    and throw them in the basement.
[07:19] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san.
[07:21] Urashima
    I don't know.
[07:23] Blonde
    Hang on.
[07:24] Urashima
    Urikohime.
[07:25] Blonde
    Urashima-kun, you'll have a terrible
    time, being married to Orihime.
[07:30] Blonde
    I mean, she's the daughter of Tentei.
[07:33] Blonde
    Her dad's so powerful,
    you'll feel really small around her.
[07:36] Blonde
    You'll totally be like
    Masuo-san from Sazae-san.
[07:39] Urashima
    That would suck.
[07:40] Blonde
    On the other hand, I'm a free princess.
[07:43] Blonde
    I'm happy and cute, and believe it
    or not, I can be pretty devoted.
[07:48] Blonde
    So why don't you marry me?
[07:51] Urashima
    My head's spinning.
[07:52] Blonde
    Let's capture the other princesses
    and take over this castle.
[07:56] Mario mushrooms
    Stop it, Urikohime, you're being selfish.
[07:59] Blonde
    Got a problem?
[08:01] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san, hurry up and catch Urikohime.
[08:04] Blonde
    Urashima-kun, tie up Orihime.
[08:07] Blonde
    Hurry up!
[08:08] Urashima
    Something's not right.
[08:11] Urashima
    I see.
[08:13] Urashima
    You've both been hypnotized.
[08:16] Turtle
    Tarou!
[08:18] Turtle
    I am the most beautiful turtle in the world.
[08:20] Turtle
    Marry me, so that we can become
    the masters of Ryuuguu Castle.
[08:24] Urashima
    Turtle's been hypnotized, too.
[08:26] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san.
[08:28] Blonde
    Urashima-kun.
[08:29] Turtle
    Tarou!
[08:30] Urashima
    Why the heck is Turtle talking
    to me like we're bros?
[08:34] Mario mushrooms
    Wait!
[08:37] A
    I'm dying for French fries.
[08:41] B
    Have some more.
[08:45] C
    Spare me, boss.
[08:53] Urashima
    Where are we?
[08:54] Urashima
    A memento room?
[08:56] Frazzlehair
    Yes.
[08:57] Frazzlehair
    Otohime keeps her most precious
    memories in this room.
[09:01] Urashima
    Kaguyahime, don't tell me, you too...
[09:04] Frazzlehair
    Don't worry.
[09:05] Frazzlehair
    I was knocked out, so I
    haven't been hypnotized.
[09:09] Urashima
    Okay.
[09:10] Frazzlehair
    This takes me back.
[09:13] Frazzlehair
    The four of us princesses were really
    close, ever since we were little.
[09:18] Frazzlehair
    We were always together,
    through good times and bad.
[09:22] Frazzlehair
    We'd always have girls' nights,
    and we'd all care for each other.
[09:27] Frazzlehair
    I can't believe she's been
    duped by that mirror.
[09:32] Mirror
    Become my servants!
[09:36] Mirror
    Take this!
[09:37] Urashima
    Look out!
[09:41] Mirror
    Don't think you can get away.
[09:45] Mirror
    Now, capture Kaguyahime and Urashimatarou.
[09:49] Mirror
    The one to capture him will become
    the greatest princess in the world.
[09:52] Cray cray
    I'll catch him.
[09:54] Mario mushrooms
    I will.
[09:54] Blonde
    No, I will.
[09:56] Turtle
    I will, I will, I will!
[10:00] Urashima
    Shoot, they're going to get me.
[10:03] Frazzlehair
    I know.
[10:05] Frazzlehair
    I'm pretty sure there's some music
    that we all listened to together.
[10:10] Urashima
    What's this song?
[10:11] Frazzlehair
    It's the music we danced to
    together when we were in school.
[10:15] Cray cray
    Th-This song...
[10:18] Mario mushrooms
    It's nostalgic.
[10:19] Blonde
    My body's moving on its own.
[10:22] Turtle
    Me, too, for some reason.
[10:24] Mirror
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[10:26] Urashima
    Now!
[10:27] Urashima
    Take this!
[10:30] Urashima
    We did it.
[10:31] Cray cray
    Huh?
[10:33] Cray cray
    What was I doing?
[10:35] Mario mushrooms
    Me, too.
[10:37] Mario mushrooms
    I don't remember anything.
[10:38] Turtle
    What happened?
[10:40] Urashima
    You were all being manipulated
    by an evil mirror.
[10:44] Urashima
    But the mirror's broken now.
[10:45] Urashima
    We're safe.
[10:46] Mario mushrooms
    We can go back to being friends now, right?
[10:49] Blonde
    Thank goodness.
[10:50] Cray cray
    Stick around at Ryuuguu Castle
    for a while, everyone.
[10:54] Blonde
    Okay.
[10:57] Cray cray
    What's wrong, Kaguyahime?
[10:59] Frazzlehair
    I have to go, now.
[11:02] Frazzlehair
    I'm going back to the moon to marry
    the man my father chose for me.
[11:06] Frazzlehair
    So I might not be able to meet you anymore.
[11:10] Frazzlehair
    Otohime, Orihime, Urikohime,
    the girls' nights were a lot of fun.
[11:15] A
    Yeah.
[11:17] Frazzlehair
    Turtle, Urashima-san, thank you.
[11:21] Frazzlehair
    I'm going back to the moon.
[11:25] N
    And so Kaguyahime was taken
    home to the moon by a carriage.
[11:33] Frazzlehair
    Goodbye.
[11:37] N
    But the friendship of the
    four princesses is eternal.
[11:43] N
    As for Urashimatarou...
[11:47] Urashima
    I'm going back to the human world, too.
[11:50] Cray cray
    I'll miss you, but at least take this.
[11:56] N
    He received a tamatebako to
    take home as a keepsake,
[11:58] ---
    and returned to the human world.
[12:05] Urashima
    I don't know anyone.
[12:07] Urashima
    This sucks. I think I'll open the tamatebako.
[12:14] Urashima
    Hey, not too shabby.
[12:22] A
    It's a turtle!
[12:23] B
    Get him!
[12:26] Urashima
    Urashima-san!
[13:34] N
    What will we see happen next week?
[13:37] N
    See you then.