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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:45] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:48] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:54] B
    They loved to sing, dance and act,
[01:57] ---
    but they grew up a little,
    and went their own ways.
[02:01] B
    They met at a reunion for the
    first time in a while, but...
[02:20] Porcini
    Let's follow her inside the book.
[02:23] Muscaria
    But how do we go in?
[02:25] Porcini
    Just go in normally.
[02:27] Porcini
    All right, watch this.
[02:31] Porcini
    Here we go!
[02:33] ---
    Ready, set...
[02:36] Paludosa
    Okay, let's all go in.
[02:46] A
    It's so cold.
[02:48] B
    Where are we?
[02:50] C
    I think I remember this from
    a skit we did a long time ago.
[02:54] C
    Isn't this the mountain
    path from when the old man
[02:56] ---
    in "The Crane Returns a Favor"
    helps the crane out of the trap?
[03:01] Porcini
    Right, right.
[03:03] Paludosa
    It's way too cold here, though.
[03:05] Paludosa
    Are we really going to find Mai-chan here?
[03:08] A
    It's so cold!
[03:10] Muscaria
    Let's hurry up and find Mai-chan.
[03:13] Porcini
    Ow, ow...
[03:14] Porcini
    My foot's stuck in a trap.
[03:19] Muscaria
    I can't believe you got stuck
    in the trap that the crane did.
[03:21] Porcini
    Someone help me out.
[03:23] Virosa
    It's no use, it's on too tight.
[03:27] Paludosa
    You're still as clumsy as ever.
[03:31] Muscaria
    Shut up.
[03:33] N
    That's when the turtle from
    Urashimatarou showed up.
[03:37] Muscaria
    Huh?
[03:39] Muscaria
    Aren't you that turtle
    from the play we were in?
[03:44] Virosa
    The turtle from Urashimatarou?
[03:47] Jo Hisaishi
    Yes.
[03:48] A
    It's been so long.
[03:50] Porcini
    You haven't changed at all.
[03:52] Porcini
    You've always been an old man.
[03:54] Patrick Stewart
    And who might you be?
[03:56] Muscaria
    Muscaria.
[03:57] Porcini
    Porcini.
[03:58] Virosa
    Virosa.
[03:59] Paludosa
    I'm Paludosa.
[04:01] Patrick Stewart
    What?
[04:02] Patrick Stewart
    So you're the forest fairies?
[04:04] A
    Yes.
[04:06] Patrick Stewart
    You're all so grown-up.
[04:07] Patrick Stewart
    I'm sorry, we old fogeys become so weepy.
[04:12] Muscaria
    It's been a really long time
    since the plays finished.
[04:14] Muscaria
    You've been in the picture
    book the whole time?
[04:17] Patrick Stewart
    I thought about picking up a different
    job, after the troupe disbanded,
[04:23] ---
    but I couldn't find anything.
[04:25] Patrick Stewart
    So I figured, hey, why not just spend
    my time in the folk tale worlds?
[04:31] Patrick Stewart
    The folk tale worlds are great.
[04:33] Patrick Stewart
    There's so much nature.
[04:34] Patrick Stewart
    The air is tasty.
[04:36] Patrick Stewart
    I mean, it's the past, after all.
[04:39] Porcini
    Would you mind getting me out of this trap?
[04:42] Patrick Stewart
    Let's give it a try.
[04:45] Patrick Stewart
    I have to do everything by myself,
    living in the folk tale worlds.
[04:49] Patrick Stewart
    This is easy.
[04:51] Patrick Stewart
    There you go.
[04:53] Porcini
    Thank you.
[04:55] Virosa
    That's the turtle we know.
[04:56] Paludosa
    You're amazing.
[04:57] Virosa
    Awesome.
[04:58] Patrick Stewart
    Tee-hee.
[04:59] Muscaria
    By the way, Turtle, have you seen Mai-chan?
[05:02] Porcini
    We saw her inside this picture book.
[05:05] Patrick Stewart
    I think I saw Mai-chan at Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:08] A
    Ryuuguu Castle?
[05:10] Patrick Stewart
    Go straight down this path,
    and you'll arrive at the index.
[05:14] Patrick Stewart
    From there, you can
    teleport to "Urashimatarou."
[05:17] Porcini
    Thanks, Turtle.
[05:19] Virosa
    Awesome, Turtle.
[05:20] Paludosa
    Awesome, Turtle.
[05:21] Muscaria
    You go, Turtle.
[05:24] N
    And so the four arrive at Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Arriving at Ryuuguu Castle
[05:29] Porcini
    No one's here.
[05:30] Porcini
    I wonder if Ryuuguu Castle is on break today.
[05:33] Virosa
    Their weekly break?
[05:35] Paludosa
    This sucks.
[05:38] Porcini
    Something's happening.
[05:40] Patrick Stewart
    Hello, Turtle here.
[05:43] Virosa
    You again.
[05:45] Patrick Stewart
    Welcome to Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:47] A
    Yay.
[05:48] Patrick Stewart
    Otohime-sama and the others are
    out on a company trip today.
[05:52] Patrick Stewart
    Ryuuguu Castle is currently closed.
[05:56] Patrick Stewart
    But since you're here,
    I've prepared a special show time.
[06:02] A
    Yay.
[06:04] A
    Welcome shimeji fairy,
    Pipsie Malmo-chan, for Kamekame Come on!
[07:38] Porcini
    We shouldn't be wasting time here.
[07:40] Muscaria
    What about Mai-chan?
[07:42] Paludosa
    Yeah, we have to find Mai.
[07:45] Patrick Stewart
    It doesn't look like she's
    at Ryuuguu Castle anymore.
[07:48] Virosa
    Where could she have gone?
[07:50] Patrick Stewart
    I remember her saying she wanted
    to check out Onigashima.
[07:54] Porcini
    Thanks, Turtle.
[07:55] Paludosa
    Awesome, Turtle.
[07:56] Virosa
    You're amazing, Turtle.
[07:57] Muscaria
    Good job, Turtle.
[07:58] Patrick Stewart
    Tee-hee.
[08:03] Porcini
    Onigashima is always so creepy.
SIGN    Arriving at Onigashima
[08:06] Virosa
    Do you think Mai would really be here?
[08:09] Paludosa
    Why would she come here alone?
[08:11] Paludosa
    Was she depressed about something?
[08:13] Paludosa
    Depressed?
[08:15] Muscaria
    Maybe she was too preoccupied
    to come to the reunion.
[08:19] Porcini
    Mai-chan can be surprisingly introverted.
[08:22] Virosa
    But would someone come to Onigashima
[08:24] ---
    by herself when they're
    upset about something?
[08:28] A
    Intruders detected!
[08:29] A
    Intruders detected!
[08:30] B
    Attack!
[08:32] A
    Attack!
[08:35] Porcini
    Hey, hey, what's your problem?
[08:37] A
    Lots of people have been coming to Onigashima
[08:40] ---
    and stealing loads of treasure,
    ever since Momotarou.
[08:44] B
    Intruders will be dispatched!
[08:46] Muscaria
    That's not why we're here.
[08:49] Porcini
    We're looking for a friend.
[08:51] Patrick Stewart
    Silence.
[08:52] Patrick Stewart
    You aren't going home alive.
[08:54] A
    Hey, Turtle.
[08:56] B
    Isn't that Turtle?
[08:57] Patrick Stewart
    No, right now, I'm an oni.
[08:59] Virosa
    You're the turtle person, aren't you?
[09:01] Porcini
    It's the turtle.
[09:02] Patrick Stewart
    No, I mean, yes, but when I'm
    on Onigashima, I'm the boss oni.
[09:08] Porcini
    Turtle suits you better.
[09:10] Virosa
    Yeah.
[09:10] Virosa
    Definitely turtle.
[09:12] Paludosa
    It's gotta be the turtle.
[09:13] Patrick Stewart
    You think so?
[09:15] Porcini
    Anyway, where's Mai?
[09:16] Muscaria
    It looks like she's gone.
[09:18] Patrick Stewart
    I guess she must have
    returned to Ryuuguu Castle.
[09:21] Porcini
    Are you messing with us?
[09:24] Patrick Stewart
    No, of course not.
[09:26] Muscaria
    You aren't hiding anything from us, are you?
[09:29] Patrick Stewart
    Well...
[09:31] Virosa
    You look pale.
[09:32] Porcini
    Fess up.
[09:34] Porcini
    Turtle!
[09:37] N
    And so the turtle took the girls along,
    teleporting to the old man's house.
SIGN    Old man's house
[09:45] Muscaria
    Mai-chan.
[09:47] Mai
    Guys.
[09:49] Patrick Stewart
    Sorry, Mai-chan, everyone got really worried.
[09:51] Patrick Stewart
    I couldn't keep the secret any longer.
[09:53] Porcini
    Why were you hiding here, Mai-chan?
[09:57] Virosa
    Is something wrong?
[09:59] Paludosa
    Mai-chan...
[10:01] Mai
    I didn't think I could keep our promise.
[10:04] Muscaria
    Promise?
[10:06] Mai
    I promised that since I've
    become a professional dancer,
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    I would dance and sing at the reunion, right?
[10:12] Mai
    But since the five forest fairies
    are finally getting together,
[10:16] ---
    I had to show off an awesome, flawless dance.
[10:19] Mai
    I got so worked up, I couldn't
    come up with any moves.
[10:25] Porcini
    So you skipped out on the
    reunion to hide here?
[10:30] Mai
    Yeah.
[10:31] Mai
    I had Turtle help out.
[10:35] Muscaria
    I see.
[10:36] Muscaria
    You were worried about
    showing us a flawless dance.
[10:41] Virosa
    It doesn't have to be flawless.
[10:44] Porcini
    She's right.
[10:45] Porcini
    We'll all be happy just seeing you dance.
[10:48] Mai
    You think so?
[10:49] Virosa
    Hey, why don't you dance here, then?
[10:52] Mai
    Huh? Here?
[10:54] Virosa
    You wouldn't feel good not living up
    to your promise, either, would you?
[10:58] Porcini
    Yeah, let's all dance together.
[11:01] Paludosa
    Yeah.
[11:02] Mai
    I think I'll give it a try, then.
[11:06] A
    Yay.
[12:31] N
    Fairy Five, fairies for the forest.
[12:34] N
    And so a new tale begins.
[12:54] Patrick Stewart
    It was a dream...