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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:20] N
    Maybe even in the Ashigara mountains.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[02:56] Jojo
    Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
    fairy of the forest.
[03:00] Jojo
    I pass freely through the human
    world and the fairy world.
[03:04] Jojo
    Where is the fairy world, you ask?
[03:07] Jojo
    You may not believe me, but the fairy
    world is actually really close by.
[03:12] Jojo
    And the entrance could be, say, this mirror.
[03:17] Jojo
    Let's step through the mirror.
[03:22] Jojo
    See? This is the fairy world.
[03:25] Jojo
    Everything here is clear and sparkling.
[03:28] Jojo
    The trees, the grass, the flowers...
[03:30] Jojo
    Everything is spectacular.
[03:32] Jojo
    It's like a dream, isn't it?
[03:35] Jojo
    The fairies come to this river to play.
[03:38] Jojo
    Have you ever seen such huge mushrooms?
[03:41] Jojo
    Sometimes, you'll see a fairy
    taking a nap on top of them.
[03:45] Jojo
    We can be sure to find a
    forest fairy here somewhere.
[03:48] Jojo
    Let's see...
[03:49] Jojo
    They should be nearby.
[03:53] Jojo
    I can sense a fairy.
[03:56] N
    Here we are again this week,
    back in the fairy world.
[04:00] N
    The fairies come to this forest to play.
[04:02] N
    Hopefully we can meet
    our fairy friends today.
[04:08] N
    That voice..
SIGN    Animata Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:09] N
    Hey, Muscaria.
[04:11] Muska
    Jojo.
[04:12] Muska
    Happy New Year.
[04:14] N
    Happy New Year.
[04:15] N
    Wait, New Year's is over.
[04:17] Muska
    Is it?
[04:18] N
    I wonder if maybe time
    passes differently in the
[04:21] ---
    fairy world and the human world.
[04:25] Muska
    That's all too complicated for me.
[04:28] N
    Do you even have New Year's
    in the fairy world?
[04:32] Muska
    Of course we do.
[04:33] Muska
    Don't insult the fairy world.
[04:35] N
    I wasn't insulting it.
[04:37] Muska
    Hey, what do you call January in English?
[04:40] N
    Umm...
[04:42] N
    January is January.
[04:44] Muska
    In the fairy world,
    January is called Janufairy.
[04:48] Muska
    February is called Februfairy.
[04:50] N
    Really?
[04:51] Muska
    March...
[04:52] N
    Come on.
[04:54] Muska
    It's fun.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Kaneshi Sana
[04:57] Porcini
    Buon giorno, Muscaria.
[04:58] Virosa
    Hi.
[05:00] Virosa
    What are you giggling to yourself about?
SIGN    Emits bubbles when she's happy
[05:02] Virosa
    Creepy.
[05:04] Muska
    I was talking to Jojo.
[05:06] N
    Hello, Porcini, Virosa.
[05:09] Porcini
    Buon giorno, Jojo.
[05:10] Porcini
    What were you talking with Muscaria about?
[05:13] Porcini
    Were you talking behind our backs?
[05:15] N
    No.
[05:16] N
    We were talking about New Year's.
[05:18] Porcini
    New Year's?
[05:20] Muska
    Hey, what's New Year's
    like in the human world?
[05:23] N
    Want to have a look?
[05:27] Muska
    Wow.
[05:28] Muska
    Where is this?
[05:30] Virosa
    Harajuku.
[05:31] Virosa
    It's the Hatsumoude festival.
[05:33] Muska
    Hatsumoude?
[05:34] Virosa
    They pay a visit to the gods
    at the beginning of the year.
[05:38] Muska
    A visit?
[05:39] Muska
    I thought Harajuku was the city of fashion.
[05:43] Virosa
    There's a big shrine in Harajuku.
[05:45] Virosa
    Everyone goes there on New Year's.
[05:48] Muska
    Wow.
[05:49] Muska
    So many people.
[05:52] Muska
    There's a lot of humans, huh?
[05:56] Muska
    All these people pay a visit to the gods, huh?
[06:01] Muska
    Humans are really baithful, huh?
[06:04] Virosa
    Baithful?
[06:05] Porcini
    You mean "faithful."
[06:08] Muska
    Oh, that's it.
[06:09] Virosa
    A lot of people only go
    on New Year's, though.
[06:13] Muska
    What's that?
[06:15] Virosa
    Kimonos.
[06:17] Virosa
    Traditional Japanese fashion.
[06:19] Muska
    It's so cute.
[06:21] Muska
    I want to wear that.
[06:23] Porcini
    There's a lot of fashion to
    enjoy in the human world, huh?
[06:28] Porcini
    What a big forest.
[06:30] Virosa
    It's a shrine forest.
[06:32] Muska
    I never thought I'd see
    such a forest in Tokyo.
[06:35] Muska
    I bet you could find some fairies there.
[06:38] Muska
    We'd fit right in.
[06:40] Virosa
    Yeah.
[06:41] Virosa
    I think Harajuku is perfect for us.
[06:45] Virosa
    I want to go there.
[06:46] Muska
    I know.
[06:48] N
    Hey, what was New Year's like for you three?
[06:51] Porcini
    In what way?
[06:52] N
    What did you do on New Year's?
[06:55] Porcini
    I...
SIGN    Gesturing what she did on New Year's.
[06:58] N
    What is that?
[07:01] Muska
    Pizza?
[07:04] Muska
    Oh, rice cakes.
[07:07] Virosa
    Oh, zouni.
[07:11] Virosa
    You had a belly full of rice cakes?
[07:15] Virosa
    You had too much, and you got fat?
[07:20] Virosa
    Workouts?
[07:21] Virosa
    Exercise?
[07:23] Virosa
    Running?
[07:25] Virosa
    Oh, I got it.
[07:26] Virosa
    Diet.
[07:28] Porcini
    Bingo.
[07:29] Porcini
    The answer is, I had too
    much zouni, and I got fat,
[07:34] ---
    so now I'm exercising a
    lot and I'm on a diet.
[07:39] N
    It's like charades.
[07:40] Muska
    That's fun.
[07:42] Muska
    Let's all play charades.
[07:43] N
    Okay, I'll give questions to do.
[07:46] N
    One of you gesture, and the
    other two of you guess.
[07:49] Muska
    Okay.
[07:49] Muska
    I'll start.
[07:51] Virosa
    Again?
[07:53] Virosa
    You're always so self-centered.
[07:56] Porcini
    There, there, be nice.
[07:58] N
    Okay, let's start with Muscaria.
[07:59] Muska
    Okay.
[08:09] Virosa
    What was that?
[08:13] Virosa
    Oh. Birdie.
[08:15] Virosa
    I get it.
[08:17] Virosa
    That thing with the birdies.
[08:19] Porcini
    Yeah, and when you mess up,
[08:24] ---
    you get something drawn on your face.
[08:26] Porcini
    Umm...
[08:27] Virosa
    Hagoita.
[08:28] Virosa
    You lost in hagoita, and
    you got your face drawn on.
[08:33] N
    Bingo.
[08:33] Muska
    Yay.
[08:35] N
    That was fast.
[08:36] ---
    Come on!
[08:37] N
    Excellent.
[08:39] N
    Next, Virosa, you gesture.
[08:42] Virosa
    Okay.
[08:47] Muska
    Hm?
[08:49] ---
    What?
[08:52] Muska
    What is that?
[08:55] Muska
    What?
[08:56] Muska
    Oh, it's cold, so you put on some blankets.
[08:59] Muska
    Again.
[09:01] Muska
    Oh, you're in a kotatsu.
[09:06] Muska
    You were in a kotatsu,
    and you played peekaboo.
[09:10] Muska
    Oh, the kotatsu?
[09:11] Muska
    You looked inside the kotatsu,
    and your cat was there.
[09:14] Porcini
    Eating mandarins?
[09:16] Porcini
    Wait, wait, let's start from the beginning.
[09:19] Muska
    You went in the kotatsu.
[09:22] Muska
    It was cold, so you went in the
    kotatsu, and your cat was there,
[09:27] ---
    and you played with the cat.
[09:29] N
    Correct.
[09:31] Muska
    That was hard.
[09:32] N
    Excellent, that was exactly it.
[09:34] N
    Amazing.
[09:34] Muska
    Wow.
[09:35] Muska
    You were cold, so you went in the
    kotatsu, and you played with your cat.
[09:38] Virosa
    Yeah, yeah.
[09:39] Porcini
    I thought of mandarins.
[09:41] N
    Okay, then...
[09:42] N
    Finally, Porcini, you're up.
[09:43] Porcini
    Okay, here I go.
[09:46] N
    Okay, Porcini, start gesturing.
[09:50] ---
    Right.
[09:57] Muska
    Praying?
[09:59] Virosa
    Oh, you visited a shrine,
    and did fortune telling.
[10:04] Virosa
    And you got "excellent luck."
[10:05] Virosa
    You visited a shrine, you drew a fortune
    straw, and got "excellent luck."
[10:06] Muska
    "Excellent luck."
[10:08] Porcini
    Bingo.
[10:10] N
    Bingo.
[10:11] N
    That was fast. Great.
[10:12] Virosa
    Hatsumoude.
[10:13] Muska
    Hatsumoude, huh?
[10:15] Muska
    That's pretty New Year's-ish.
[10:16] Muska
    "Excellent luck."
[10:17] Muska
    Yay.
[10:20] Muska
    Virosa's was hard.
[10:23] Virosa
    Yeah?
[10:24] Muska
    It was.
[10:24] Porcini
    This looked like blankets, not a kotatsu.
[10:28] Virosa
    No, kotatsu.
[10:29] Virosa
    It's a kotatsu.
[10:30] Virosa
    I didn't go that far into it.
[10:32] Muska
    Yeah, I noticed you didn't
    put it on that high.
[10:34] Virosa
    Yeah, if I went that high, it'd be a blanket.
[10:36] Virosa
    I'd be sleeping.
[10:38] Virosa
    But down to here, it's a kotatsu.
[10:39] Virosa
    And the cat...
[10:40] Muska
    I got the cat.
[10:42] Virosa
    "Playing with the cat" was hard.
[10:44] Muska
    What do you mean by "playing"?
[10:46] Virosa
    Like, having fun with the cat.
[10:47] Muska
    Oh, okay.
[10:48] Porcini
    And that looked like a mandarin.
[10:49] Virosa
    Like this?
[10:50] Muska
    A mandarin?
[10:51] Virosa
    I don't think it could have
    looked like a mandarin.
[10:53] Virosa
    I was doing this.
[10:54] Porcini
    If it were a mandarin, I would have
    been peeling it, and making a ball.
[10:58] Virosa
    I would have been kneading it.
[11:00] Virosa
    It wasn't a mandarin.
[11:01] Porcini
    That was hard.
[11:03] Muska
    I got yours right away, Porcini.
[11:04] Muska
    When you did this...
[11:06] Muska
    Visiting a shrine, yeah.
[11:08] Muska
    You visited a shrine, and pulled straws?
[11:13] Porcini
    Not straws.
[11:14] Porcini
    Fortune telling.
[11:14] Muska
    Fortune telling.
[11:14] Muska
    You pulled a fortune straw,
    and you were really happy,
[11:17] Muska
    so I figured you got "excellent fortune."
[11:19] Virosa
    That was the easiest one.
[11:21] Virosa
    Muscaria's was...
[11:23] Muska
    Did you get it?
[11:24] Virosa
    I got this part, but I couldn't
    remember what it was called.
[11:29] Virosa
    I knew it was like badminton.
[11:31] Porcini
    Yeah, I couldn't remember the name.
[11:33] Porcini
    I knew immediately, but...
[11:35] Virosa
    I know.
[11:36] Porcini
    Yeah, but I couldn't remember
    what it was called.
[11:38] Virosa
    And you were drawing circles and stuff.
[11:41] Porcini
    Not that I've ever done it before.
[11:44] Virosa
    I couldn't remember what it was called.
[11:46] Muska
    It was so fun though, huh?
[11:47] Virosa
    It was fun.
[11:49] Virosa
    I want to do that again.
[11:50] Porcini
    Yeah.
[11:51] Virosa
    I hope we can play charades again.
[11:55] Porcini
    That was fun.
[11:56] Muska
    That was fun.
[11:57] Muska
    Yay.
[11:58] Virosa
    Yay.
[11:58] Porcini
    Yay.
[12:01] N
    Okay, I'll have a fun game for
    us to play again next week.
[12:04] N
    Let's hang out again.
[12:06] Virosa
    Okay.
[12:06] Porcini
    Charades is fine and all, but
    have you practiced the dance?
[12:10] Virosa
    That one from before?
[12:12] Muska
    Of course, I have it down.
[12:14] Porcini
    Really?
[12:15] Porcini
    Let's go for it.
[12:17] Porcini
    Music start.