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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:50] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:52] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:59] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:06] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:13] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:19] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:30] A
    Now, what might today's story be?
SIGN    "Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime" Episode Two
[02:46] Yallo
    The wait is over.
[02:48] Yallo
    It's time for Episode Two of
    Urashima Tarou and Kaguyahime.
[03:03] N
    Long, long ago,
[03:04] ---
    at the beach, Urashimatarou rescued
    a turtle from a band of bullies.
SIGN    Previously
[03:08] N
    In return, the turtle gave him a ride
    on his back, to Ryuuguu Castle,
[03:14] ---
    at the bottom of the sea.
[03:17] N
    There, he was greeted to
    an extravagant world,
[03:20] ---
    so beautiful it could have been a dream.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:24] N
    Urashimatarou enjoyed his stay
    with Otohime-sama's hospitality,
[03:28] ---
    losing track of the time that had passed.
[03:34] N
    One day, Urashima-san gets
    underground at the castle.
[03:40] N
    Otohime-sama warns him not
    to go into the basement.
[03:47] N
    But it's human nature to want to go
    to places that you aren't allowed to be.
[03:53] N
    Urashima slips past Otohime-sama,
    and sneaks into the basement.
[04:00] N
    There, he sees...
[04:06] Urashima
    What?
[04:08] Urashima
    Bamboo?
[04:09] Urashima
    The bamboo tree is glowing.
[04:13] Urashima
    What's going on?
[04:19] N
    Within the blinding light stood
    a girl of unearthly beauty.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[04:27] Kaguya
    My name is Kaguyahime.
[04:29] Kaguya
    Thank you for rescuing me.
[04:32] Urashima
    K-Kaguyahime?
[04:35] Kaguya
    Who are you, my savior?
[04:38] Urashima
    My name is Urashimatarou.
[04:41] Kaguya
    Urashima-sama.
[04:43] Kaguya
    What nation are you from, sir?
[04:46] Urashima
    No, I'm just a fisherman.
[04:49] Kaguya
    Just a fisherman?
[04:51] Kaguya
    A commoner?
[04:52] Urashima
    Yes.
[04:53] Urashima
    Sure.
[04:54] Kaguya
    Why would a commoner like you
    be here at Ryuuguu Castle?
[04:57] Urashima
    That kind of stings when
    you call me "commoner."
[05:01] N
    Urashima told the story of how he had
[05:04] ---
    rescued the turtle and been
    brought to Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:14] Kaguya
    I see.
[05:15] Kaguya
    You must be a kind man.
[05:19] Urashima
    And what nation might you be from, Princess?
[05:23] Kaguya
    I come from the moon world.
[05:26] Urashima
    The moon?
[05:28] Urashima
    You mean the thing in the sky?
[05:31] Kaguya
    Yes. That moon.
[05:33] Urashima
    The princess of the moon.
[05:35] Urashima
    You sure are quite different
    from us common folk, then.
[05:40] Kaguya
    I hate to brag, but I'm quite a celebrity.
[05:43] Urashima
    So what brings you here?
[05:45] Kaguya
    Otohime deceived me and trapped
    me in this bamboo prison.
[05:50] Urashima
    What?
[05:51] Urashima
    Otohime did?
[05:52] Kaguya
    You wouldn't believe how skeevy she is.
[05:55] Urashima
    The Otohime?
[05:58] Kaguya
    There are two other princesses
    being held captive.
[06:02] Urashima
    Huh?
[06:03] Urashima
    There are still more princesses?
[06:04] Kaguya
    We need to help them.
[06:07] Urashima
    Two more princesses?
[06:09] Kaguya
    Yes.
[06:10] Urashima
    I see.
[06:12] Urashima
    Ryuuguu Castle is awesome.
[06:15] Urashima
    It's full of princesses.
[06:19] Kaguya
    What's so funny, Urashima-sama?
[06:22] Urashima
    Nothing.
[06:24] Urashima
    Let's go help those princesses.
[06:28] N
    Kaguyahime took Urashima
    to the room next door.
[06:36] N
    There, they came across a large ball.
[06:40] N
    Urashima pressed a red button, and...
[06:46] Urashima
    It's another pretty princess.
[06:49] Kaguya
    We're here to help you, Orihime.
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[06:51] Orihime
    Thank you, Kaguyahime.
[06:54] Orihime
    Who is the man there?
[06:56] Kaguya
    This man...
[06:57] Urashima
    I'm Urashimatarou, the commoner.
[07:01] Kaguya
    This here Urashima-sama
    is the one who saved us.
[07:05] Orihime
    Thank you, Urashima-sama.
[07:09] Urashima
    It's the duty of a man to help
    a beautiful princess in need.
[07:15] Orihime
    Nice to meet you.
[07:16] Orihime
    My name is Orihime.
[07:19] Orihime
    This is exciting.
[07:20] Orihime
    I've always wanted to
    meet a common gentleman.
[07:24] Urashima
    I don't know if that's any better.
[07:27] Kaguya
    Orihime is the daughter of Tentei,
    god of the sky. She's an angel.
[07:31] Urashima
    Tentei?
[07:32] Kaguya
    Crown of the heavens.
[07:34] Kaguya
    He's a powerful god, kind of
    like the king of the cosmos.
[07:37] Urashima
    Dude, she's a total celeb.
[07:40] Urashima
    Now I'm nervous.
[07:42] Orihime
    Oh, please, I may be an angel,
    but I'm just like any other girl.
[07:46] Urashima
    N-Nice to meet you.
[07:49] Kaguya
    Anyway, Urashima-sama, to the next room.
[07:53] Urashima
    The next room?
[07:54] Kaguya
    There's another princess that we must free.
[07:57] Urashima
    Oh, right.
[07:59] Urashima
    The princess of the moon
    and Tentei's princess.
[08:03] Urashima
    Who's the next one going to be?
[08:08] N
    In the third room was a large melon.
[08:13] N
    Urashima presses the red button, and...
[08:18] Kaguya
    We're here to rescue you, Urikohime.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[08:20] Urikohime
    Thank goodness.
[08:22] Urikohime
    Thanks, Kaguyacchi.
[08:23] Urashima
    Kaguyacchi?
[08:25] Urikohime
    Oh, and thanks, Oripie.
[08:28] Urashima
    Oripie?
[08:30] Urikohime
    Who's this kid?
[08:32] Urashima
    "This kid"?
[08:33] Orihime
    This man is our savior.
[08:36] Urashima
    I'm Urashimatarou.
[08:38] Urikohime
    Tarou?
[08:39] Urikohime
    That's such a lame name.
[08:41] Urikohime
    Lawl.
[08:42] Urikohime
    I'm Urikohime.
[08:44] Urikohime
    Nice to meet you.
[08:45] Urashima
    Urikko?
[08:47] Urashima
    Oh, you mean like the girls
    selling beer at baseball games?
[08:50] Urikohime
    Not that kind of uriko.
[08:52] Urikohime
    I'm Urikohime, as in, born from a melon.
[08:54] Urashima
    This girl's not very princess-y, is she?
[08:58] Kaguya
    This girl...
[09:00] Orihime
    She's been through a lot.
[09:01] Kaguya
    She was deceived by this
    bad man named Amanojaku.
[09:05] Kaguya
    She's been a bit unhinged ever since.
[09:07] Urikohime
    Hey, would you stop talking about my past?
[09:10] Kaguya
    Sorry.
[09:11] Urikohime
    There's nothing worth
    talking about in my past.
[09:14] Urikohime
    Sure, I had it worse than
    you, Kaguyacchi and Oripie.
[09:18] Urikohime
    And my folktale isn't even that famous.
[09:23] Urikohime
    I wasn't born to the moon or
    to Tentei or anything fancy.
[09:28] Urikohime
    I was just born from a melon.
[09:31] Urikohime
    A melon.
[09:32] Urikohime
    Could I have at least been
    born from a muskmelon?
[09:36] Kaguya
    Urikohime's rants get pretty long-winded.
[09:39] Orihime
    Try not to say things that
    set her off insecurities.
[09:43] Urashima
    Sure, got it.
[09:45] Urashima
    By the way, why are you all imprisoned here?
[09:49] Urashima
    What happened with Otohime-sama?
[09:55] N
    The three princesses explained how
    they'd ended up where they did.
[10:01] N
    Otohime, Kaguyahime, Orihime and
    Urikohime were really close friends.
[10:08] N
    They would always meet
    up for girls' days out.
[10:14] N
    But these days, Kaguyahime started
    talking about getting married.
[10:21] Urikohime
    So we decided to invite some boys over
    and set up a mixer for Kaguyacchi.
[10:26] Orihime
    I have a husband, Hikoboshi-sama.
[10:29] Orihime
    I just joined so we'd have enough girls.
[10:32] Urikohime
    What?
[10:33] Urikohime
    Oh, come on, you only meet your
    husband once a year, on July 7th.
[10:37] Urikohime
    You were looking for someone to
    have an affair with, weren't you?
[10:42] Orihime
    I would never do such a thing.
[10:44] Kaguya
    Now, now...
[10:46] Urikohime
    I'm done with men,
    ever since Amanojaku deceived me.
[10:50] Orihime
    So Kaguyahime was the only one who
    was really interested in the mixer.
[10:56] Urashima
    What, really?
[10:57] Orihime
    Yeah.
[10:58] Urikohime
    Yeah.
[11:01] N
    And so Otohime-sama set up
    a mixer at Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Start the mixer
[11:09] Kaguya
    This isn't exactly how I imagined it.
[11:12] Kaguya
    What...
[11:13] Urikohime
    You can't be serious.
[11:15] Purple
    What's your problem?
[11:18] Less purple
    What, are you too good for us?
[11:20] Kaguya
    N-No.
[11:21] Kaguya
    Nothing.
[11:23] Bacon-colored
    Get off your high horse, Princess.
[11:26] Teal
    Your lives are in our hands, you know.
[11:33] Orihime
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[11:35] Urikohime
    Hey!
[11:38] Kaguya
    What...
[11:40] Orihime
    What's going on?
[11:42] Otohime
    You totally fell for it.
[11:46] Kaguya
    What's wrong, Otohime?
[11:49] Otohime
    This isn't a mixer. I lied.
[11:51] Otohime
    This is a trap that I set up.
[11:54] Kaguya
    What are you talking about?
[11:56] Otohime
    Without you around, I can
    be the number one princess.
[12:03] N
    And so Otohime captured
    the three princesses
[12:07] ---
    and imprisoned them underground
    at Ryuuguu Castle.
[12:12] Urashima
    I never knew Otohime was that bad.
[12:16] Otohime
    I couldn't believe it, either.
[12:19] Kaguya
    She wasn't like this before.
[12:21] Urikohime
    People aren't who they seem.
[12:23] Urashima
    We need to act, then.
[12:27] Urashima
    Let's all get out of here.
[12:29] Kaguya
    Yeah.
[12:32] Otohime
    Oh, no you don-ut.
[12:34] Urashima
    Otohime!
[12:35] Otohime
    I thought we could get along, Urashima-san.
[12:39] Otohime
    What a disappointment.
[12:42] N
    Urashima and the princesses are
    discovered by the princess.
[12:47] N
    It's not looking good.
[12:49] N
    Unfortunately, we're out of time.
[12:53] N
    That's it for now.
[13:27] N
    What will the next episode be?
[13:30] N
    See you then.