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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:51] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:54] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[02:00] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:07] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:13] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:18] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:32] A
    Today, we continue where we left
    off with Momotarou and Kintarou.
[02:45] Yellow
    Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
[02:48] Yellow
    We now present Part 3 of Momotarou.
SIGN    Previously
[03:03] N
    Long, long ago, a boy, Momotarou,
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:07] ---
    born from a peach, traveled to
    Onigashima to fight the oni.
[03:10] N
    But the oni leader was an
    unbelievably powerful monster.
[03:15] N
    Defeated, Momotarou and his
    gang made a strategic retreat.
[03:20] N
    As they were plotting their revenge,
[03:23] ---
    they met an axe-wielding boy,
    riding on the back of a bear.
[03:29] N
    His name was Kintarou.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[03:32] Kintarou
    Take this!
[03:35] Dog
    Momotarou-san!
[03:38] Kintarou
    Feel the might of Kintarou-sama.
[03:41] Momotarou
    That wasn't bad.
[03:45] Monkey
    Momotarou-san...
[03:47] Monkey
    You know, it makes you look pathetic
    when you can't admit defeat.
[03:50] Monkey
    Defeat?
[03:52] Monkey
    The battle hasn't been won yet.
[03:54] Kintarou
    Do you not know the rules of
    sumo wrestling or something?
[03:56] Momotarou
    I may have lost in sumo wrestling,
    but I haven't lost in a fight.
[04:01] Kintarou
    What?
[04:02] Momotarou
    A fight goes on until one of us
    surrenders. That's how it works.
[04:06] Kintarou
    You little...
[04:08] Kintarou
    All right, let's fight.
[04:10] Kintarou
    Bring it.
[04:14] Momotarou
    Take that.
[04:17] Momotarou
    What do you think of that?
[04:20] Kintarou
    I was just letting you throw
    me so I could test you.
[04:24] Kintarou
    That was a wimpy throw.
[04:26] Momotarou
    What?
[04:26] N
    Gee, Momotarou and Kintarou
    are both so stubborn.
[04:32] N
    It looks like neither of
    them will ever admit defeat.
[04:36] N
    And so the sun went down
    without a winner in sight.
[04:42] Kintarou
    You don't give up, do you?
[04:44] Kintarou
    Admit you've lost already.
[04:47] Momotarou
    Look who's talking.
[04:48] Momotarou
    Say you've lost.
[04:49] Kintarou
    Why would I?
[04:51] Kintarou
    I'm the stronger one.
[04:53] Momotarou
    I am.
[04:54] Kintarou
    If you really don't want to admit
    defeat, we can call it even for now.
[05:01] Momotarou
    That's my line.
[05:03] Dog
    All right, it's a draw.
[05:08] N
    Yesterday's enemy is today's friend.
[05:11] N
    Momotarou and Kintarou both recognize each
    other's might, and they became good friends.
[05:17] N
    Momotarou then told Kintarou about
    everything that had taken place.
[05:23] N
    That he committed to fighting the oni
    after seeing what they'd done to the city.
[05:28] N
    That even though he'd beat up
    the oni minions, he'd run away,
[05:32] ---
    having been defeated by the oni leader.
[05:36] Kintarou
    So you aren't just an ordinary big-mouth.
[05:40] Dog
    Exactly.
[05:41] Dog
    Momotarou's fighting for justice, arf.
[05:45] Monkey
    I thought it was for the treasure.
[05:47] Momotarou
    I don't know much about justice,
[05:50] ---
    but I just want to make sure the people of
    the city can live peacefully and happily.
[05:55] Kintarou
    Huh...
[05:57] Kintarou
    You're a good guy.
[05:58] Kintarou
    I like you.
[05:59] Momotarou
    Don't be so condescending.
[06:03] Kintarou
    All right.
[06:04] Kintarou
    I'll help you out.
[06:06] Momotarou
    Eh?
[06:07] Kintarou
    I'll fight the oni with you.
[06:10] Momotarou
    Kintarou...
[06:12] Dog
    With Kintarou-san on our team,
    we'd have the strength of a hundred men.
[06:16] Bear
    No, of a thousand men.
[06:18] Monkey
    We might be able to take
    down the oni leader now!
[06:22] Momotarou
    Then, it's settled.
[06:24] Momotarou
    All right, Kintarou, you're
    part of Team Momotarou.
[06:28] Kintarou
    No, you're part of Team Kintarou.
[06:31] Momotarou
    Why would you be the leader
    when you joined after?
[06:34] Dog
    Okay, okay, why don't
    we call it Team Momokin?
[06:38] Kintarou
    It's Team Kinmomo.
[06:40] Momotarou
    "Team Kinmomo" is hard to pronounce.
[06:41] Momotarou
    It's got to be Momokin.
[06:43] Kintarou
    Momokin... Doesn't that sound a bit awkward?
[06:47] Kintarou
    Kinmomo sounds more like golden
    peaches. It sounds gorgeous.
[06:51] Momotarou
    No, no, it's Momokin.
[06:53] Kintarou
    Kinmomo.
[06:55] Momotarou
    Want to settle it over sumo wrestling, then?
[06:56] Kintarou
    All right.
[06:57] Monkey
    Guys, please, give me a break.
[07:06] N
    And so Team Momokin? Kinmomo?
[07:10] N
    The name isn't certain yet,
[07:13] ---
    but the team set out, once again,
    for Onigashima Island.
[07:22] Momotarou
    What?
[07:23] Kintarou
    What do you mean, "what"?
[07:25] Momotarou
    Weren't you about to say something?
[07:29] Kintarou
    I didn't say anything.
[07:30] Momotarou
    Maybe I misheard.
[07:33] Issun
    You there...
[07:36] Kintarou
    What?
[07:37] Momotarou
    I never said anything.
[07:40] Issun
    Where are you going?
[07:43] Kintarou
    Who are you?
[07:49] Issun
    Who are you?
[07:52] Momotarou
    And who are you?
[07:54] Kintarou
    And, like, you're tiny.
[07:57] Issun
    My name is Issunboushi.
[07:59] Kintarou
    Issunboushi?
[08:01] N
    It was the voice of a tiny, little samurai,
    Issunboushi, riding in a rice bowl boat.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[08:09] Issun
    Where are you headed?
[08:11] Momotarou
    We're going to Onigashima.
[08:14] Issun
    Say what?
[08:15] Issun
    That's perfect.
[08:17] Issun
    I am headed there, as well.
[08:20] Issun
    Would you let me onto your boat?
[08:22] Momotarou
    Issunboushi-san, why are
    you going to Onigashima?
[08:27] Issun
    It's a long story...
[08:30] N
    And so Issunboushi explained his situation.
[08:36] N
    Long, long ago, there lived
    an old man and an old woman.
SIGN    The story of Issunboushi
[08:42] N
    Not the same old man and old woman
    who raised Momotarou, though.
[08:49] N
    Unable to have children, the old man
    and old woman prayed to the gods,
[08:54] ---
    and to them was born a tiny baby,
    small enough to fit in a hand.
[08:59] N
    The old man and old woman named
    him Issunboushi, and raised him.
SIGN    Oy!
[09:05] N
    A "sun" is an old measure of length that
    amounts to roughly three centimeters.
[09:13] N
    When Issunboushi grew up—
    well, not that he grew big—
[09:19] ---
    he traveled to Kyoto,
    aspiring to become a samurai.
[09:23] N
    Then, just as now, it was
    impossible to stop a young man
[09:27] ---
    from wanting to go to the big city,
    even if he was too small to make it.
[09:33] N
    The old man and old woman gave
    him a needle in place of a sword
[09:38] ---
    and a straw in place of a sheath.
[09:41] N
    They sent him off to Kyoto,
    with their gift at his waist.
[09:46] N
    He rowed down the river in a rice bowl
    boat using a chopstick for a paddle.
[09:51] N
    When he arrived at Kyoto,
[09:53] ---
    Issunboushi made his way to the
    residence of the great Saishou.
[09:58] N
    Amused that he must be the smallest
    samurai in all of Japan,
[10:02] ---
    Saishou took interest in Issunboushi,
    and hired him to work at his residence.
[10:09] N
    Saishou had a single child, a beautiful
    daughter named Tamahime-sama.
SIGN    He's hot...
[10:16] N
    As small as he was,
[10:18] ---
    Issunboushi was good-looking, and
    Tamahime-sama became infatuated with him.
SIGN    OMG!
[10:24] N
    And so they were engaged.
SIGN    Saishou's Mansion
[10:27] Tamahime
    Issun-sama, I have a request.
[10:31] Issun
    What is it?
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[10:32] Issun
    Anything for you, Princess.
[10:37] Tamahime
    Well...
[10:38] Tamahime
    Actually, never mind.
[10:41] Issun
    What is it?
[10:42] Issun
    Don't be shy, say it.
[10:45] Tamahime
    But you would think I'm silly if I said this.
[10:50] Issun
    I wouldn't think you're silly.
[10:52] Tamahime
    You'll laugh.
[10:54] Issun
    I won't laugh. Say it.
[10:56] Tamahime
    Promise not to laugh?
[10:57] Issun
    Yes.
[10:58] Tamahime
    Well, I want to experience what
    the city folk call the "wall slam."
[11:07] Issun
    Wall slam?
[11:08] Tamahime
    Yes.
[11:09] Issun
    Me? To you?
[11:11] Tamahime
    Yes.
[11:12] Issun
    Hmm...
[11:14] Issun
    That's one thing I could never do for you.
[11:17] Tamahime
    You think it's a foolishly
    girly thing to want, don't you?
[11:20] Issun
    No, it's just something I
    can't do, as a matter of size.
[11:23] Tamahime
    I hate you, Issun-sama.
[11:25] Issun
    Don't be upset, Princess.
[11:28] Issun
    Would you spare me for a "chin hold" for now?
[11:31] Tamahime
    Issun-sama...
[11:34] Blue
    That's some PDA you're showing us.
[11:36] Blue
    Getting lovey-dovey in the middle of town...
[11:39] Issun
    Who goes there?
[11:41] Tamahime
    It's the exact kind of thing you'd hear
    from a typical, cheap city mobster.
[11:46] Blue
    Ouch, that hurts.
[11:48] Pink
    Get them!
[11:49] Issun
    Stand back, Princess, it's dangerous.
[11:53] Issun
    I, Issunboushi, will protect Tamahime-sama.
[12:00] Pink
    Silly mosquito.
[12:01] Pink
    C'mere, girl.
[12:04] Tamahime
    What are you doing?
[12:05] ---
    Princess!
[12:06] N
    Poor Tamahime-sama was taken away by the oni.
[12:11] Issun
    And that's why I'm going.
[12:13] Momotarou
    So Hime-sama is at Onigashima?
[12:17] Issun
    She must be being held there.
[12:19] Kintarou
    Those terrible oni.
[12:22] Issun
    I'm going to save the princess,
    even if it costs me my life.
[12:25] Momotarou
    All right.
[12:27] Momotarou
    Let's go together.
[12:29] Issun
    What about you lot?
[12:31] Kintarou
    We're going to fight the oni.
[12:33] Kintarou
    Let's fight the oni together.
[12:35] Issun
    Well, I'm glad I didn't
    miss this boat. Literally.
[12:38] Momotarou
    We have yet another comrade.
[12:40] Kintarou
    We're team, uh....
[12:45] Bird
    Onitaigers!
[12:48] Momotarou
    I guess that works.
[12:52] N
    And so Momotarou, Kintarou,
    Issunboushi and their buddies,
[12:58] ---
    together Onitaigers, band
    together to attack Onigashima.
[13:03] N
    And now we're out of time.
[13:07] N
    That's it for today.
[13:32] N
    Next episode is the decisive
    battle on Onigashima.
[13:34] N
    See you then.