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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
SIGN    Maybe even in the Ashigara mountains...?
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[02:55] Jojo
    Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
    fairy of the forest.
[02:58] Jojo
    I pass freely through the human
    world and the fairy world.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[03:03] N
    Let's pass through the Fairy Ring
    and visit the fairy world again.
[03:09] N
    Long ago, the human world and the
[03:11] ---
    fairy world were always
    connected by Fairy Rings.
[03:15] N
    Fairy Rings originally referred to
[03:17] ---
    the phenomenon where mushrooms
    would sprout in rings.
[03:22] N
    The rings would stand up, forming
    a gate to connect the two worlds.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[03:27] N
    That's why the fairies could
    easily come to the human world.
[03:32] N
    But now, things are different.
[03:34] N
    With the development of human society,
    the environment is being destroyed.
[03:38] N
    So the fairy ring gate is
    closed a lot of the time.
[03:41] N
    But something can happen to cause it to open.
[03:44] N
    We'll just have to wait for the ring to open.
[03:49] N
    Now, then...
[03:50] N
    I wonder where the fairies are.
[03:54] N
    There's one.
[03:55] N
    Porcini.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:56] N
    Hello.
[03:57] Porcini
    Jojo. Hello.
[03:59] N
    That looks fun.
[04:01] Porcini
    Yeah, this is really fun.
[04:03] N
    Are you always playing like this?
[04:05] Porcini
    No.
[04:07] Porcini
    I just tried it out because I thought this
[04:08] ---
    mushroom might make a good trampoline.
[04:10] N
    A mushroom trampoline, huh?
[04:12] Porcini
    Yup.
[04:13] Porcini
    It's a mushroom trampoline.
[04:15] Porcini
    A mushpoline.
SIGN    Mushpoline
[04:16] N
    That doesn't really roll off the tongue.
[04:18] Porcini
    Mushpoline, mushpoline, mushpoline.
[04:21] Porcini
    I did it.
[04:22] N
    Are you thinking about something as you jump?
[04:24] Porcini
    Of course, I'm thinking about stuff.
[04:26] Porcini
    What do I want to eat?
[04:28] Porcini
    Gyoza.
[04:29] Porcini
    Meat buns.
[04:30] Porcini
    Sausage.
[04:32] Porcini
    Curry.
[04:33] Porcini
    Eel.
[04:34] Porcini
    Ramen.
[04:35] Porcini
    Ice cream.
[04:36] Porcini
    Hot pot.
[04:38] Porcini
    Steak.
[04:39] Porcini
    Tempura bowl.
[04:40] Porcini
    Beef bowl.
[04:41] Porcini
    Egg-chicken bowl.
[04:43] N
    Wow, amazing.
[04:45] Porcini
    You can fly really high when
    you give it a strong push.
[04:48] Porcini
    Let's try more.
[04:51] Porcini
    Tempura bowl.
[04:52] Porcini
    Beef bowl.
[04:53] Porcini
    Egg-chicken bowl.
[04:54] Porcini
    Uni and salmon roe bowl.
[04:56] Porcini
    Um...
[04:57] Porcini
    What other bowls were there?
[05:00] Porcini
    Let's see...
[05:01] Porcini
    Oh, I know.
[05:02] Porcini
    Pizza bowl.
[05:03] N
    I don't think that's a thing.
[05:04] Porcini
    Shush.
[05:05] Porcini
    This is how you come up with new dishes.
[05:09] Porcini
    Napolitan bowl.
[05:10] Porcini
    Taco bowl.
[05:11] Porcini
    Yakisoba bowl.
[05:13] Porcini
    Bowls, bowls, bowls
SIGN    She catches on fire when she's excited
[05:16] Porcini
    Whoops, I had too much
    fun, and now I'm on fire.
[05:23] Pink
    I'm Pink.
[05:25] Yellow
    I'm Yellow.
[05:26] Pink
    It feels so nice here.
[05:29] Pink
    The fairy world is always so pretty.
[05:32] Yellow
    Yeah.
[05:33] Yellow
    It's so clear and sparkly.
[05:35] Pink
    Just like my heart.
[05:37] Yellow
    Uh, yeah.
[05:40] Pink
    That flower's pretty.
[05:42] Pink
    That mushroom's pretty.
[05:44] Pink
    That cloud is pretty.
[05:46] Pink
    Just like me.
[05:50] Pink
    Huh?
[05:51] Pink
    Why aren't you saying anything?
[05:56] N
    Muscaria. What are you looking at?
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Kaneshi Sana
[05:58] Musca
    My smartphone.
[06:01] Virosa
    You're a fairy, and you're eight years old.
[06:03] Virosa
    Are you sure you're allowed
    to have a smartphone?
[06:06] Musca
    Yeah, I think so.
[06:07] N
    What are you looking up on your smartphone?
[06:09] Musca
    Things about the human world.
[06:11] Musca
    It says it's really cold right now.
[06:13] Porcini
    It's cold, huh?
[06:16] N
    The human world nation of Japan is in a season called "winter," right now.
SIGN    Human world nation of Japan
SIGN    Winter
[06:20] N
    It's the coldest time of the year.
[06:22] Musca
    That's right.
[06:23] Musca
    Apparently, it's really cold in the winter.
[06:26] N
    You don't have winters in
    the fairy world, do you?
[06:29] Musca
    Nope.
[06:30] Musca
    Sometimes we get sparkly snow
    and pretty flower petals,
[06:33] ---
    but they don't really have
    anything to do with seasons.
SIGN    The fairy world doesn't have seasons
[06:36] Musca
    The weather's nice all year long.
[06:38] Porcini
    That's why we get so lazy.
[06:41] Porcini
    Maybe we should get some
    stinging cold for once.
[06:43] Musca
    I don't like it too cold, though.
[06:48] Musca
    Hey, apparently the humans go
    inside a kotatsu when it's cold.
SIGN    They're curious about kotatsus
[06:53] Porcini
    What's a kotatsu?
[06:54] Virosa
    I've never heard of it before.
[06:57] Virosa
    What's this?
[06:58] Virosa
    It's a square box.
[07:00] Porcini
    It looks small.
[07:01] Musca
    You put your legs in here and warm up.
[07:04] Virosa
    Just your legs?
[07:05] Porcini
    That looks fun.
[07:07] Musca
    And then you eat mandarins in the kotatsu.
[07:10] Porcini
    You have to eat mandarins when
    you're in a kotatsu, huh?
[07:14] Musca
    Looks like it.
[07:15] Porcini
    Is that a rule?
[07:17] Musca
    I think so.
[07:18] Porcini
    Is it dictated by law?
[07:20] Porcini
    That you have to eat mandarins
    when you're in a kotatsu?
[07:22] Musca
    I think so.
SIGN    Of course not...
[07:23] Porcini
    What a pain!
[07:25] Porcini
    The human world's a pain!
[07:28] Musca
    Oh, and...
[07:30] Musca
    When it snows, you make snowmen.
SIGN    Winter is all about the snowmen
[07:33] A
    Snowmen?
[07:35] A
    That's so cute.
[07:36] Musca
    I want a boyfriend that looks like that.
[07:39] Virosa
    What?
[07:40] Virosa
    That's your type, Muscaria?
[07:42] Virosa
    A chubby, pale guy?
[07:44] Musca
    He looks nice.
[07:46] Virosa
    Really?
[07:48] Musca
    I'm kidding.
[07:50] Porcini
    Jeez.
[07:51] Virosa
    You scared me.
[07:52] Porcini
    It'd be really sad having a
    snowman for a boyfriend, though.
[07:56] Virosa
    What? Why?
[07:57] Porcini
    I mean...
[08:00] Porcini
    No matter... No matter how much you love him,
[08:04] ---
    he'll melt away when the sun comes out.
[08:06] Porcini
    He's made of snow, after all.
[08:08] Musca
    Say what?
SIGN    Snow melts
[08:10] Porcini
    That's so sad.
[08:12] Musca
    You'll cry over it?
[08:14] Musca
    Oh, and they eat hot pot
    during the cold winters.
SIGN    Nothing beats hot pot during a Japanese winter!
[08:18] Virosa
    They eat hot pots?
[08:21] Virosa
    But pots are so hard.
[08:22] Musca
    No, no.
[08:24] Musca
    They put vegetables and
    mushrooms and stuff in a pot.
[08:28] Musca
    They boil it, and they eat.
[08:30] Musca
    It really warms you up.
[08:32] Virosa
    Huh.
[08:34] N
    What kind of hot pot dishes
    do you guys want to eat?
SIGN    What kind of hot pot do you like?
[08:36] Musca
    I like sukiyaki.
[08:38] Musca
    It's delicious.
[08:39] Musca
    What about you, Virosa?
[08:41] Virosa
    I want hot pot with shrimp and crab.
[08:43] Musca
    That sounds delicious.
[08:45] Musca
    What do you like, Porcini?
[08:47] Porcini
    I like whipped cream hot pot.
[08:50] Porcini
    It's great for the winter.
[08:53] Virosa
    What?
[08:56] Pink
    It's not cold in the fairy world, is it?
[08:59] Yellow
    It's not hot, either.
[09:01] Pink
    Apparently in the human world nation
    of Japan, there are four seasons.
[09:06] Yellow
    Yeah.
[09:07] Yellow
    Spring, summer, fall, winter.
[09:09] Pink
    That sounds hectic but fun.
[09:12] Yellow
    Yeah.
SIGN    Interested in Japan with its four seasons
[09:13] Pink
    People tell me I'm hectic but fun, too.
[09:17] Yellow
    Okay.
[09:19] Pink
    Huh?
[09:20] Pink
    Hey.
[09:24] Musca
    Apparently human children play
    outside, even when it's cold.
[09:28] Virosa
    Why?
[09:30] Musca
    It says "Children are open-air creatures."
[09:32] Virosa
    Children are herring roe?
[09:34] Musca
    No.
[09:35] Musca
    Open-air creatures.
[09:37] Virosa
    What do they mean by, "Children
    are open-air creatures"?
SIGN    Children are open-air creatures???
[09:40] Porcini
    Do they mean children are born from thin air?
[09:43] Musca
    Of course not.
[09:45] N
    We mean that kids are energetic, so they
    play outside, even when it's really cold.
[09:50] A
    Huh.
[09:52] Musca
    What do they do outside, when it's so cold?
[09:55] N
    Let's see...
[09:56] N
    Hide-and-seek, tag, look-the-other-way...
[10:00] Musca
    Oh, I know look-the-other-way.
[10:02] Musca
    I want to play.
[10:04] Porcini
    Let's choose a look-the-other-way
    champion, then.
[10:07] Porcini
    Okay, first, it'll be Porcini versus Virosa.
[10:11] Porcini
    The winner has their final round against me.
[10:14] Virosa
    That's not fair, is it, Muscaria?
[10:17] Porcini
    Bubbles!
[10:18] Virosa
    Come on, you always distract us with
    bubbles when you get confronted.
[10:23] Porcini
    Come on, let's play.
[10:25] Porcini
    Ready, and...
[10:27] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:29] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:30] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:32] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:34] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:35] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:36] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:38] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:40] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:41] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:43] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:44] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:45] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:46] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:48] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:49] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:51] Porcini
    Try again!
[10:52] Porcini
    Try again!
[10:53] Porcini
    Try again!
[10:54] Porcini
    Try again!
[10:56] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:57] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[10:58] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[10:59] Porcini
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[11:01] Porcini
    Look the other way!
[11:03] A
    I lost.
[11:05] B
    I win.
[11:07] A
    That was long.
[11:08] B
    That was.
[11:10] A
    That was a good match.
[11:12] A
    Who's next?
[11:14] A
    Next it's Porcini and Muscaria.
[11:17] A
    Final match.
[11:19] A
    I'm going to win.
[11:20] B
    I'm not losing, either.
[11:21] B
    Ready? And...
[11:22] B
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[11:24] B
    Look the other way!
[11:25] B
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[11:26] B
    Look the other way!
[11:27] B
    First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
[11:29] B
    Try again!
[11:30] B
    Try again!
[11:31] B
    Look the other way!
[11:33] A
    I lost!
[11:33] Musca
    You're so good.
[11:35] Porcini
    Yay, Porcini wins.
[11:37] Virosa
    Porcini is the winner.
[11:40] Musca
    Wow.
[11:42] Porcini
    I'm so happy.
[11:44] Musca
    It does warm you up when you have
    fun playing look-the-other-way, huh?
[11:49] Musca
    It's not cold outside so long
    as you keep your body moving.
[12:02] Porcini
    Hey, what's this music? It's cool.
SIGN    Fairies / Synchronized (Lyrics: Shungo)
[12:05] Musca
    You're right.
[12:06] Musca
    I want to dance this sometime.
[12:08] N
    I'm looking forward to a fantastic dance.
[12:11] Musca
    We'll have something practiced for next time.
[12:13] Virosa
    Let's do that.
[12:14] Porcini
    I'm good.
[12:16] Porcini
    My body moves on its own,
    the moment I hear something nice.
[12:20] Musca
    No, no.
[12:21] Musca
    It's important to practice together.
[12:23] Porcini
    Yay.
[12:25] Virosa
    Okay.
[12:26] N
    That was another fun time
    with the fairies this week.
[12:29] N
    We're going to have more friends next week.
[12:32] N
    See you then.