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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[03:00] N
    Hi guys,
[03:02] N
    I'm Jojo, fairy of the forest.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[03:04] N
    All right, let's go through the Fairy
    Ring to meet up with the fairies again.
[03:10] N
    Here we are, in the fairy world.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[03:14] N
    I'm sure you're all getting
    used to this world by now.
[03:18] N
    But you mustn't forget.
[03:21] N
    This world is different from the
    human world that you all live in.
[03:25] N
    Common sense, as humans understand
    it, doesn't apply here.
[03:29] N
    For example, water can flow from low to high.
[03:33] N
    An apple can fall off a
    tree upwards into the sky.
[03:37] N
    You can't let anything surprise you.
[03:40] N
    This is the fairy world, after all.
[03:49] N
    There's one.
[03:51] N
    Hey, Porcini.
[03:53] N
    Hello.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:54] Porcini
    Hey, Jojo.
[03:55] Porcini
    Buon giorno.
[03:56] N
    What's up?
[03:57] Porcini
    I'm studying cooking.
[03:59] N
    You really love cooking.
[04:01] N
    You're studying from a book, huh?
[04:03] Porcini
    Yup.
[04:04] Porcini
    I was cleaning up my closet at
    home, and I found this book.
[04:08] N
    Huh.
[04:09] Porcini
    I asked Mom, and she told me that
    it's a magic cook book that's been
[04:12] ---
    passed down in the Porcini family
     for the generations.
[04:14] N
    A magic cook book?
[04:16] Porcini
    Yup.
[04:17] Porcini
    All you have to do is cast a spell from this
    book, and poof, you get all kinds of dishes.
[04:21] Porcini
    Awesome, right?
[04:22] N
    That's awesome.
[04:23] N
    Try it.
[04:25] Porcini
    Okay.
[04:26] Porcini
    Abracadablubber...
[04:30] Porcini
    Huh?
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:32] Muscaria
    Morning, Jojo.
[04:33] Muscaria
    What're you doing, Porcini?
[04:35] Porcini
    Hey, Muscaria.
[04:37] Porcini
    Porolino.
[04:38] Muscaria
    Porolino?
[04:40] Porcini
    Wait, I got mixed up with a spell.
[04:42] Muscaria
    A spell?
[04:43] N
    Porcini's trying to learn a spell
    from her magic cook book, right now.
[04:48] Muscaria
    Huh.
[04:49] Muscaria
    Does that magic cook book
    let you make anything?
[04:53] Porcini
    Yup.
[04:55] Muscaria
    Can you make me something?
[04:56] Muscaria
    I'm hungry.
[04:58] Porcini
    Okay, I got this.
[05:00] N
    Are you sure?
[05:02] Muscaria
    I think I want curry rice.
[05:04] Muscaria
    Can you make me mushroom curry rice?
[05:05] Porcini
    Sure.
[05:06] Porcini
    Mushroom curry rice.
[05:08] Porcini
    Here I go.
[05:09] Porcini
    Abracadablubber zoowopdeboomboom...
[05:15] Porcini
    Yabbadabbazoomzoom yodelayhee... hoo?
[05:19] Porcini
    Where's the curry?
[05:21] Porcini
    That's odd.
[05:23] Porcini
    This spell's supposed to make curry.
[05:26] Muscaria
    Can I see?
[05:29] Porcini
    This?
[05:30] Muscaria
    Yeah, this.
[05:32] Muscaria
    Abracadablubber...
[05:34] Porcini
    I had it right, didn't I?
[05:36] Muscaria
    Yeah.
[05:37] Muscaria
    I'll try casting it, then.
[05:38] Muscaria
    Here I go.
[05:39] Muscaria
    Abracadablubber zoowopdeboomboom
[05:43] Muscaria
    Yabbadabbazoomzoom yodelayheehoo.
[05:47] Muscaria
    I did it.
[05:48] N
    That's awesome.
[05:50] N
    Maybe Muscaria has more talent.
[05:55] Porcini
    Huh?
[05:57] Porcini
    Where's Muscaria?
[05:59] N
    She's gone.
[06:01] Muscaria
    I'm right here.
[06:02] Porcini
    Huh? Where?
[06:04] Muscaria
    Where? Huh?
[06:06] Porcini
    Huh?
[06:07] Muscaria
    I turned into curry!
[06:09] Porcini
    What? Muscaria?
[06:11] Muscaria
    Yes.
[06:13] Yellow
    I'd decided that I'd make myself
    blue, because that's what she likes.
[06:17] Yellow
    I gotta turn blue.
[06:20] Yellow
    I-I can't breathe.
[06:23] Yellow
    The air's getting thin.
[06:30] Porcini
    No way, seriously?
[06:32] N
    Muscaria turned into curry?
[06:34] Muscaria
    That's right.
[06:36] Porcini
    Why?
[06:37] Muscaria
    I don't know.
[06:38] Muscaria
    I don't know, but turn be back already!
[06:40] Porcini
    What am I supposed to do?
[06:43] Porcini
    You're the one who turned
    yourself in to curry.
[06:46] Muscaria
    It's your fault for bringing
    that weird book with you.
[06:49] N
    Maybe it says how to change
    her back in the book.
[06:53] Porcini
    Oh, right.
[06:55] Porcini
    Let's see...
[06:58] Mai
    Hello, Jojo.
[06:59] N
    Mai-chan.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[07:01] Mai
    What's up, Porcini?
[07:03] N
    She's a bit busy right now.
[07:06] Mai
    Curry rice?
[07:08] Mai
    You made it, Porcini?
[07:10] Porcini
    Huh?
[07:11] Porcini
    No, no.
[07:12] Porcini
    That curry...
[07:14] Mai
    It looks delicious.
[07:15] Mai
    Can I have a bite?
[07:16] Porcini
    No, no.
[07:19] Muscaria
    Don't eat me!
[07:21] Mai
    The curry talked.
[07:23] Porcini
    That curry is Muscaria.
[07:25] Mai
    Muscurry?
[07:26] Muscaria
    Not Muscurry, Muscaria!
[07:28] N
    Muscaria transformed herself
    into curry with magic.
[07:32] Mai
    Muscaria transformed gorgeously (karei)?
[07:35] Muscaria
    No, I'm the curry.
[07:39] Mai
    Muscaria?
[07:41] Muscaria
    Hello, Mai-chan.
[07:42] Mai
    Whoa, that's a shock.
[07:44] Mai
    Are you really Muscaria?
[07:46] Muscaria
    I am.
[07:48] Mai
    You look absolutely delicious, Muscaria.
[07:51] Muscaria
    Do I?
[07:52] Muscaria
    I'm glad you think so.
[07:55] Muscaria
    Wait, no!
[07:56] Muscaria
    Turn me back already, Porcini!
[07:58] Porcini
    Hang on.
[08:00] Porcini
    It should say somewhere.
[08:05] Porcini
    Oh, this might be it.
[08:07] Porcini
    Let's see...
[08:09] Porcini
    "To reconstitute,
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    put in cold water to cover."
[08:15] Mai
    We're putting her in cold water?
[08:17] Porcini
    Wait, no.
[08:19] Porcini
    That's how to reconstitute
    dried shiitake mushrooms.
[08:22] Muscaria
    Are you even reading the right section?
[08:23] Porcini
    Here it is.
[08:25] Porcini
    "How to turn someone back
    into the foolish person
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    who'd turned themselves into curry rice."
[08:32] Muscaria
    Is that what it actually says?
[08:34] Porcini
    Look, see?
[08:37] Mai
    Wow, it is.
[08:39] Mai
    It says, "How to turn someone back
[08:41] ---
    into the silly person who'd turned
    themselves into curry rice."
[08:45] Porcini
    What a snarky book.
[08:47] Muscaria
    Well, anyway, how do I turn back?
[08:52] Porcini
    It says to cast this spell.
[08:54] Porcini
    Okay, Muscaria, hurry up and cast this spell.
[08:58] Muscaria
    All right, here I go.
[08:59] Muscaria
    Bippity boppity bam bam bing
[09:02] Muscaria
    Meowska Nausicaa, valley of the wind.
[09:07] Muscaria
    Huh? What the?
[09:09] N
    What's going on?
[09:10] Porcini
    She multiplied.
SIGN    Failure!!
[09:12] Porcini
    Where's Muscaria?
[09:13] Muscaria
    I'm right there.
[09:15] Porcini
    Which one's Muscaria?
[09:21] Porcini
    You can tell by scent?
[09:23] Mai
    Nope.
[09:24] Muscaria
    This one's me.
[09:26] Porcini
    Oh, thank goodness.
[09:28] Porcini
    So you're Muscaria.
[09:29] Muscaria
    Thank nothing!
[09:30] Muscaria
    Why can't I turn back?
[09:32] Porcini
    Oh, there's more.
[09:35] Porcini
    "Casting this spell will
    spawn a lot of curry."
[09:39] Porcini
    Huh?
[09:40] N
    It's because you didn't read the whole
    spell before you cast it, Muscaria.
[09:44] Muscaria
    Oh, no...
[09:46] Porcini
    Wait, there's still more.
[09:49] Porcini
    "But not to worry.
[09:51] ---
    Once the friends of the silly person eat all
[09:54] ---
    of the new curry, they will turn back."
[09:58] Porcini
    So we were doing it right, then.
[10:00] Mai
    Oh, that's good to know.
[10:02] Muscaria
    No, it isn't.
[10:03] Porcini
    It says "Once the friends
    eat all of the new curry"...
[10:08] Muscaria
    Friends?
[10:09] Porcini
    Us?
[10:11] Porcini
    All of this?
[10:12] Muscaria
    Sorry for the inconvenience.
[10:17] Orange
    Hey, what's wrong with you?
[10:23] Yellow
    Orange.
[10:24] Orange
    What's your deal?
[10:26] Yellow
    Looks like I passed out.
[10:28] Orange
    Are you all right?
[10:29] Orange
    You're all blue.
[10:32] Yellow
    I turned blue!
[10:33] Yellow
    Yay!
[10:35] Yellow
    Orange, look, look!
[10:37] Yellow
    I turned blue for you!
[10:40] Orange
    What? That's creepy.
[10:42] Yellow
    C-Creepy?
[10:44] Yellow
    But you said blue is cool and manly.
[10:47] Orange
    I hate blue more than anything.
[10:51] Yellow
    Black is the manliest color.
[10:55] Yellow
    Where can I find a good-looking black person?
[11:03] Virosa
    It sure feels nice being on the water.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[11:08] ---
    Yes, hello?
[11:10] Virosa
    Huh?
[11:12] Virosa
    Yeah.
[11:13] Virosa
    I'm with Paludosa right now.
[11:17] Virosa
    Hey, Paludosa,
[11:19] Paludosa
    Yeah?
[11:20] Virosa
    Porcini's calling.
[11:22] Virosa
    She's asking if we want to
    come for some good curry.
[11:24] Paludosa
    I do.
[11:26] N
    The Curry Rice Eating Competition, here
    in the Fairy Forest, is coming to a close!
[11:34] Muscaria
    Don't give up, guys.
[11:36] Mai
    I can't eat anymore.
[11:38] Porcini
    Me, neither.
[11:39] N
    What's this?
[11:40] ---
    Porcini and Virosa finished their
    tenth plate almost simultaneously.
[11:44] N
    One more left.
[11:46] N
    It's one more for the win!
[11:49] Muscaria
    No, it's not that kind of competition.
[11:52] Muscaria
    I can't do it.
[11:53] Muscaria
    I'm done.
[11:55] Porcini
    Me, neither.
[11:56] N
    And the competition comes to an end!
[11:59] Muscaria
    It's not a competition.
[12:01] N
    Of course.
[12:02] N
    Muscaria can turn back into herself once
    the last plate's been eaten, but...
[12:07] Muscaria
    Please.
[12:09] Virosa
    All right, I'll eat it for you.
[12:11] Porcini
    We'll help.
[12:13] Porcini
    Yeah, let's eat together.
[12:16] N
    They've joined forces to
    finish the last plate!
[12:19] N
    What beautiful friendship!
[12:24] Muscaria
    Thanks, everyone, you saved me.
[12:27] Muscaria
    Sorry, this was my fault.
[12:30] Virosa
    I don't even want to look
    at curry for a while.
[12:32] Porcini
    Hey, Muscaria's back to normal, though.
[12:36] Mai
    Muscaria's back to normal, but...
[12:39] Porcini
    I think we're going to gain weight.
[12:42] Mai
    Okay, let's all dance together.
[12:44] Virosa
    I'm still feeling sluggish.
[12:47] Virosa
    We have to dance to lose weight.
[12:50] Porcini
    The five of us together are...
[12:53] Porcini
    Forest Fairy Five!
[12:56] Virosa
    Start the music!
[13:24] N
    Thank goodness we have all five in the end.
[13:26] N
    The forest world's in high spirits yet again.