# 13 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYGGKQ88Y/forest-fairy-five)
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***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[00:44] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:50] ---**
*Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.*
**[00:55] N**
* There are more than just humans living*
* there; animes truly do exist in Japan.*
**[01:06] N**
* Past the Fairy Ring, to the world*
* of fairies, live anime-chans.*
**[01:12] N**
*There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.*
**[01:16] N**
*Here.*
**[01:17] N**
*And there.*
**[01:18] N**
*Even in Harajuku.*
**[01:24] N**
*By some chance, we'll open that door.*
**[01:30] N**
*And we might get to meet the anime-chans.*
**[01:34] N**
* This is the land where you*
* get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:46] N**
*In the not-too-distant future...*
**[01:50] N**
* The mushroom fairies,*
* known as the Kinokonoko,*
**[01:55] ---**
* are in a battle to protect humanity*
* from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.*
**[02:04] N**
*It may be hard to believe now,*
**[02:08] ---**
*but the mushroom fairies are our savior.*
**[02:14] N**
* And the story that's about to begin now*
* is about long before such a future,*
**[02:24] ---**
*when the Kinokonoko would grow up.*
**[02:32] N**
* Why are the Kinokonoko*
* protecting the human world?*
**[02:39] N**
*The answer to the mystery may lie*
**[02:44] ---**
* in the strange round ring—*
* indeed, the Fairy Ring.*
**[03:00] N**
Hi guys,
**[03:02] N**
I'm Jojo, fairy of the forest.
***SIGN*** Narration: Shinomiya Joe
**[03:04] N**
All right, let's go through the Fairy
Ring to meet up with the fairies again.
**[03:10] N**
Here we are, in the fairy world.
***SIGN*** Fairy Ring
Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
**[03:14] N**
I'm sure you're all getting
used to this world by now.
**[03:18] N**
But you mustn't forget.
**[03:21] N**
This world is different from the
human world that you all live in.
**[03:25] N**
Common sense, as humans understand
it, doesn't apply here.
**[03:29] N**
For example, water can flow from low to high.
**[03:33] N**
An apple can fall off a
tree upwards into the sky.
**[03:37] N**
You can't let anything surprise you.
**[03:40] N**
This is the fairy world, after all.
**[03:49] N**
There's one.
**[03:51] N**
Hey, Porcini.
**[03:53] N**
Hello.
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
**[03:54] Porcini**
Hey, Jojo.
**[03:55] Porcini**
Buon giorno.
**[03:56] N**
What's up?
**[03:57] Porcini**
I'm studying cooking.
**[03:59] N**
You really love cooking.
**[04:01] N**
You're studying from a book, huh?
**[04:03] Porcini**
Yup.
**[04:04] Porcini**
I was cleaning up my closet at
home, and I found this book.
**[04:08] N**
Huh.
**[04:09] Porcini**
I asked Mom, and she told me that
it's a magic cook book that's been
**[04:12] ---**
passed down in the Porcini family
for the generations.
**[04:14] N**
A magic cook book?
**[04:16] Porcini**
Yup.
**[04:17] Porcini**
All you have to do is cast a spell from this
book, and poof, you get all kinds of dishes.
**[04:21] Porcini**
Awesome, right?
**[04:22] N**
That's awesome.
**[04:23] N**
Try it.
**[04:25] Porcini**
Okay.
**[04:26] Porcini**
Abracadablubber...
**[04:30] Porcini**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[04:32] Muscaria**
Morning, Jojo.
**[04:33] Muscaria**
What're you doing, Porcini?
**[04:35] Porcini**
Hey, Muscaria.
**[04:37] Porcini**
Porolino.
**[04:38] Muscaria**
Porolino?
**[04:40] Porcini**
Wait, I got mixed up with a spell.
**[04:42] Muscaria**
A spell?
**[04:43] N**
Porcini's trying to learn a spell
from her magic cook book, right now.
**[04:48] Muscaria**
Huh.
**[04:49] Muscaria**
Does that magic cook book
let you make anything?
**[04:53] Porcini**
Yup.
**[04:55] Muscaria**
Can you make me something?
**[04:56] Muscaria**
I'm hungry.
**[04:58] Porcini**
Okay, I got this.
**[05:00] N**
Are you sure?
**[05:02] Muscaria**
I think I want curry rice.
**[05:04] Muscaria**
Can you make me mushroom curry rice?
**[05:05] Porcini**
Sure.
**[05:06] Porcini**
Mushroom curry rice.
**[05:08] Porcini**
Here I go.
**[05:09] Porcini**
Abracadablubber zoowopdeboomboom...
**[05:15] Porcini**
Yabbadabbazoomzoom yodelayhee... hoo?
**[05:19] Porcini**
Where's the curry?
**[05:21] Porcini**
That's odd.
**[05:23] Porcini**
This spell's supposed to make curry.
**[05:26] Muscaria**
Can I see?
**[05:29] Porcini**
This?
**[05:30] Muscaria**
Yeah, this.
**[05:32] Muscaria**
Abracadablubber...
**[05:34] Porcini**
I had it right, didn't I?
**[05:36] Muscaria**
Yeah.
**[05:37] Muscaria**
I'll try casting it, then.
**[05:38] Muscaria**
Here I go.
**[05:39] Muscaria**
Abracadablubber zoowopdeboomboom
**[05:43] Muscaria**
Yabbadabbazoomzoom yodelayheehoo.
**[05:47] Muscaria**
I did it.
**[05:48] N**
That's awesome.
**[05:50] N**
Maybe Muscaria has more talent.
**[05:55] Porcini**
Huh?
**[05:57] Porcini**
Where's Muscaria?
**[05:59] N**
She's gone.
**[06:01] Muscaria**
I'm right here.
**[06:02] Porcini**
Huh? Where?
**[06:04] Muscaria**
Where? Huh?
**[06:06] Porcini**
Huh?
**[06:07] Muscaria**
I turned into curry!
**[06:09] Porcini**
What? Muscaria?
**[06:11] Muscaria**
Yes.
**[06:13] Yellow**
I'd decided that I'd make myself
blue, because that's what she likes.
**[06:17] Yellow**
I gotta turn blue.
**[06:20] Yellow**
I-I can't breathe.
**[06:23] Yellow**
The air's getting thin.
**[06:30] Porcini**
No way, seriously?
**[06:32] N**
Muscaria turned into curry?
**[06:34] Muscaria**
That's right.
**[06:36] Porcini**
Why?
**[06:37] Muscaria**
I don't know.
**[06:38] Muscaria**
I don't know, but turn be back already!
**[06:40] Porcini**
What am I supposed to do?
**[06:43] Porcini**
You're the one who turned
yourself in to curry.
**[06:46] Muscaria**
It's your fault for bringing
that weird book with you.
**[06:49] N**
Maybe it says how to change
her back in the book.
**[06:53] Porcini**
Oh, right.
**[06:55] Porcini**
Let's see...
**[06:58] Mai**
Hello, Jojo.
**[06:59] N**
Mai-chan.
***SIGN*** Mizunara Mai
Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
**[07:01] Mai**
What's up, Porcini?
**[07:03] N**
She's a bit busy right now.
**[07:06] Mai**
Curry rice?
**[07:08] Mai**
You made it, Porcini?
**[07:10] Porcini**
Huh?
**[07:11] Porcini**
No, no.
**[07:12] Porcini**
That curry...
**[07:14] Mai**
It looks delicious.
**[07:15] Mai**
Can I have a bite?
**[07:16] Porcini**
No, no.
**[07:19] Muscaria**
Don't eat me!
**[07:21] Mai**
The curry talked.
**[07:23] Porcini**
That curry is Muscaria.
**[07:25] Mai**
Muscurry?
**[07:26] Muscaria**
Not Muscurry, *Muscaria!*
**[07:28] N**
Muscaria transformed herself
into curry with magic.
**[07:32] Mai**
Muscaria transformed gorgeously *(karei)*?
**[07:35] Muscaria**
No, I'm the curry.
**[07:39] Mai**
Muscaria?
**[07:41] Muscaria**
Hello, Mai-chan.
**[07:42] Mai**
Whoa, that's a shock.
**[07:44] Mai**
Are you really Muscaria?
**[07:46] Muscaria**
I am.
**[07:48] Mai**
You look absolutely delicious, Muscaria.
**[07:51] Muscaria**
Do I?
**[07:52] Muscaria**
I'm glad you think so.
**[07:55] Muscaria**
Wait, no!
**[07:56] Muscaria**
Turn me back already, Porcini!
**[07:58] Porcini**
Hang on.
**[08:00] Porcini**
It should say somewhere.
**[08:05] Porcini**
Oh, this might be it.
**[08:07] Porcini**
Let's see...
**[08:09] Porcini**
"To reconstitute,
**[08:11] ---**
put in cold water to cover."
**[08:15] Mai**
We're putting her in cold water?
**[08:17] Porcini**
Wait, no.
**[08:19] Porcini**
That's how to reconstitute
dried shiitake mushrooms.
**[08:22] Muscaria**
Are you even reading the right section?
**[08:23] Porcini**
Here it is.
**[08:25] Porcini**
"How to turn someone back
into the foolish person
**[08:28] ---**
who'd turned themselves into curry rice."
**[08:32] Muscaria**
Is that what it actually says?
**[08:34] Porcini**
Look, see?
**[08:37] Mai**
Wow, it is.
**[08:39] Mai**
It says, "How to turn someone back
**[08:41] ---**
into the silly person who'd turned
themselves into curry rice."
**[08:45] Porcini**
What a snarky book.
**[08:47] Muscaria**
Well, anyway, how do I turn back?
**[08:52] Porcini**
It says to cast this spell.
**[08:54] Porcini**
Okay, Muscaria, hurry up and cast this spell.
**[08:58] Muscaria**
All right, here I go.
**[08:59] Muscaria**
Bippity boppity bam bam bing
**[09:02] Muscaria**
Meowska Nausicaa, valley of the wind.
**[09:07] Muscaria**
Huh? What the?
**[09:09] N**
What's going on?
**[09:10] Porcini**
She multiplied.
***SIGN*** Failure!!
**[09:12] Porcini**
Where's Muscaria?
**[09:13] Muscaria**
I'm right there.
**[09:15] Porcini**
Which one's Muscaria?
**[09:21] Porcini**
You can tell by scent?
**[09:23] Mai**
Nope.
**[09:24] Muscaria**
This one's me.
**[09:26] Porcini**
Oh, thank goodness.
**[09:28] Porcini**
So you're Muscaria.
**[09:29] Muscaria**
Thank nothing!
**[09:30] Muscaria**
Why can't I turn back?
**[09:32] Porcini**
Oh, there's more.
**[09:35] Porcini**
"Casting this spell will
spawn a lot of curry."
**[09:39] Porcini**
Huh?
**[09:40] N**
It's because you didn't read the whole
spell before you cast it, Muscaria.
**[09:44] Muscaria**
Oh, no...
**[09:46] Porcini**
Wait, there's still more.
**[09:49] Porcini**
"But not to worry.
**[09:51] ---**
Once the friends of the silly person eat all
**[09:54] ---**
of the new curry, they will turn back."
**[09:58] Porcini**
So we were doing it right, then.
**[10:00] Mai**
Oh, that's good to know.
**[10:02] Muscaria**
No, it isn't.
**[10:03] Porcini**
It says "Once the friends
eat all of the new curry"...
**[10:08] Muscaria**
Friends?
**[10:09] Porcini**
Us?
**[10:11] Porcini**
All of this?
**[10:12] Muscaria**
Sorry for the inconvenience.
**[10:17] Orange**
Hey, what's wrong with you?
**[10:23] Yellow**
Orange.
**[10:24] Orange**
What's your deal?
**[10:26] Yellow**
Looks like I passed out.
**[10:28] Orange**
Are you all right?
**[10:29] Orange**
You're all blue.
**[10:32] Yellow**
I turned blue!
**[10:33] Yellow**
Yay!
**[10:35] Yellow**
Orange, look, look!
**[10:37] Yellow**
I turned blue for you!
**[10:40] Orange**
What? That's creepy.
**[10:42] Yellow**
C-Creepy?
**[10:44] Yellow**
But you said blue is cool and manly.
**[10:47] Orange**
I hate blue more than anything.
**[10:51] Yellow**
Black is the manliest color.
**[10:55] Yellow**
Where can I find a good-looking black person?
**[11:03] Virosa**
It sure feels nice being on the water.
***SIGN*** Mitrula Paludosa
Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[11:08] ---**
Yes, hello?
**[11:10] Virosa**
Huh?
**[11:12] Virosa**
Yeah.
**[11:13] Virosa**
I'm with Paludosa right now.
**[11:17] Virosa**
Hey, Paludosa,
**[11:19] Paludosa**
Yeah?
**[11:20] Virosa**
Porcini's calling.
**[11:22] Virosa**
She's asking if we want to
come for some good curry.
**[11:24] Paludosa**
I do.
**[11:26] N**
The Curry Rice Eating Competition, here
in the Fairy Forest, is coming to a close!
**[11:34] Muscaria**
Don't give up, guys.
**[11:36] Mai**
I can't eat anymore.
**[11:38] Porcini**
Me, neither.
**[11:39] N**
What's this?
**[11:40] ---**
Porcini and Virosa finished their
tenth plate almost simultaneously.
**[11:44] N**
One more left.
**[11:46] N**
It's one more for the win!
**[11:49] Muscaria**
No, it's not that kind of competition.
**[11:52] Muscaria**
I can't do it.
**[11:53] Muscaria**
I'm done.
**[11:55] Porcini**
Me, neither.
**[11:56] N**
And the competition comes to an end!
**[11:59] Muscaria**
It's not a competition.
**[12:01] N**
Of course.
**[12:02] N**
Muscaria can turn back into herself once
the last plate's been eaten, but...
**[12:07] Muscaria**
Please.
**[12:09] Virosa**
All right, I'll eat it for you.
**[12:11] Porcini**
We'll help.
**[12:13] Porcini**
Yeah, let's eat together.
**[12:16] N**
They've joined forces to
finish the last plate!
**[12:19] N**
What beautiful friendship!
**[12:24] Muscaria**
Thanks, everyone, you saved me.
**[12:27] Muscaria**
Sorry, this was my fault.
**[12:30] Virosa**
I don't even want to look
at curry for a while.
**[12:32] Porcini**
Hey, Muscaria's back to normal, though.
**[12:36] Mai**
Muscaria's back to normal, but...
**[12:39] Porcini**
I think we're going to gain weight.
**[12:42] Mai**
Okay, let's all dance together.
**[12:44] Virosa**
I'm still feeling sluggish.
**[12:47] Virosa**
We have to dance to lose weight.
**[12:50] Porcini**
The five of us together are...
**[12:53] Porcini**
Forest Fairy Five!
**[12:56] Virosa**
Start the music!
**[13:24] N**
Thank goodness we have all five in the end.
**[13:26] N**
The forest world's in high spirits yet again.