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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:20] N
    Maybe even in the Ashigara mountains.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[03:00] Jojo
    Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
    fairy of the forest.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[03:04] N
    See, past the Fairy Ring is the fairy world.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[03:08] N
    Allow me to tell you a little
    about the mushroom fairies.
[03:12] N
    Mushroom fairies are called "Kinokonoko."
[03:16] N
    There are as many different kinds of them as
SIGN    Mushroom fairies are called Kinokonoko.
[03:19] ---
    there are different kinds of mushrooms.
[03:23] N
    Largely, they can be separated into
    edible and poisonous mushrooms.
[03:28] N
    The poison mushroom army, led by
    Tsukiyotake fairy Shizuminetsukiyo,
[03:33] ---
    plots to destroy humanity and
    cover the world in poison.
[03:39] N
    But some girls, like Muscaria, are interested
    in humans despite being poisonous.
[03:46] N
    I'll tell you more about
    that some other time.
[03:50] N
    Now, then...
[03:52] N
    Let's see if the fairy
    girls are having fun today.
[04:00] N
    Over there.
[04:02] N
    Morning, Muscaria, Paludosa.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Kaneshi Sana
[04:04] Muscaria
    Hey, morning, Jojo.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[04:06] Paludosa
    Jojodake!
[04:08] N
    You say that like a pun on "Dondake."
[04:10] Muscaria
    Look, we're going to slide down.
[04:13] N
    Slide down?
[04:14] N
    This flower field?
[04:15] Muscaria
    Yeah.
[04:16] Muscaria
    This is a flower field slide.
[04:18] Paludosa
    It's a slide!
[04:20] N
    Not quite poetry.
[04:21] Muscaria
    Okay, Paludosa and I are going to slide down.
[04:24] Muscaria
    Watch us.
[04:25] Muscaria
    Here we go, Paludosa.
[04:27] Paludosa
    Okay.
[04:29] Muscaria
    Start when I start making bubbles.
[04:32] Muscaria
    Ready...
[04:33] Muscaria
    Go!
[04:35] Muscaria
    Woohoo!
[04:44] N
    Awesome.
[04:46] N
    Paludosa, your thoughts?
[04:48] Paludosa
    An illusion.
[04:49] N
    That makes no sense to me.
[04:51] Muscaria
    You're trying to say it was
    unthinkably fun, right?
[04:54] Paludosa
    Bingo.
[04:56] Porcini
    Muscaria. Paludosa.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[04:58] Porcini
    What's up?
[04:59] Paludosa
    We're going down the flower field slide.
[05:01] Porcini
    No fair.
[05:02] Porcini
    I want to join.
[05:03] Muscaria
    Why don't the three of us race, then?
[05:05] Paludosa
    Race?
[05:06] Porcini
    Sure.
[05:08] Porcini
    Okay, let's jump to the start line.
[05:20] Paludosa
    Wow, we're like rabbits.
[05:23] Muscaria
    Okay, let's race.
[05:25] Muscaria
    Are you ready?
[05:26] Porcini
    Okay.
[05:28] Paludosa
    Okay.
[05:30] Porcini
    Okay, Jojo, you tell us when to start.
[05:33] N
    Okay.
[05:34] N
    Get in position, guys.
[05:39] N
    Ready... Go!
[05:41] N
    Is when you start.
[05:44] Porcini
    Ahh!
[05:47] Porcini
    You're awful.
[05:50] N
    Porcini catches on fire when she's angry.
[05:58] Yellow
    Let's play in the pond today.
[06:00] Pink
    That could be fun.
[06:04] Yellow
    This feels good.
[06:07] Pink
    I heard fairy world water
    is good for your skin.
SIGN    Fairy world water is good for your skin
[06:12] Pink
    Being inside this water
    makes your skin shiny,
[06:14] ---
    and makes your face look smaller.
[06:20] Pink
    I swim in the water three times a week.
[06:26] Yellow
    You should make that five
    times a week from now on.
[06:35] Porcini
    What are you looking at?
[06:37] Muscaria
    I thought maybe I could see the human world.
[06:41] Paludosa
    Humans?
[06:42] Muscaria
    Yeah, you can see them once in a while.
[06:46] Paludosa
    Hey, something's showing up.
SIGN    Nurse lady
    Arisawa Mutsuki
[06:53] Muscaria
    It's a human lady.
[06:55] Arisawa
    Wow, so cute.
[06:58] Porcini
    Can you see us, too?
[07:00] Arisawa
    Yep.
[07:01] Arisawa
    I saw a pretty ring, so I
    was curious what it was.
[07:05] Arisawa
    Who are you?
[07:07] Muscaria
    I'm Muscaria.
[07:09] Porcini
    I'm Porcini.
[07:10] Paludosa
    Dondake!
[07:13] Porcini
    That's not right; you're Paludosa.
[07:15] Paludosa
    That's it.
[07:17] Porcini
    Together, we're the Fairy Three.
[07:22] Paludosa
    There's actually one more, but she's sick
    this week with the flu again this week, too.
[07:30] Virosa
    Mmm... Yummy.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Kaneshi Sana
[07:35] Porcini
    Virosa included, we're the Fairy Four.
[07:37] Porcini
    One more, and we'd be the Fairy Five.
[07:40] Porcini
    I can't wait until we're the Fairy Five.
[07:43] Arisawa
    Fairies? Like sprites?
[07:45] A
    Yes.
[07:46] Arisawa
    Wow, I can see fairies.
[07:50] Porcini
    You're cute in your white clothes, too.
[07:53] Porcini
    You look like a fairy.
[07:55] Arisawa
    This is my nurse uniform.
[07:57] Porcini
    Eggplant?
[07:58] Arisawa
    Carrots?
[07:59] Paludosa
    Horse radish!
[08:01] Arisawa
    No, no.
[08:02] Arisawa
    Not nasu.
[08:04] Arisawa
    Nurse.
[08:05] Arisawa
    Kangofu.
[08:06] Porcini
    A bump?
[08:07] Arisawa
    Not Tankobu, kangofu.
[08:09] Porcini
    What do nurses do?
[08:12] Arisawa
    I work with doctors to help
    sick people get better.
[08:18] Porcini
    Wow.
[08:19] Arisawa
    It's important for me to
    be cheerful and smiling
[08:22] ---
    all the time to encourage
    people when they're sick.
[08:25] Arisawa
    That's why I'm always smiling.
[08:29] Porcini
    What's your dream, ma'am?
[08:31] Arisawa
    My dream?
[08:33] Arisawa
    World peace, I guess.
[08:34] Porcini
    That's a huge dream.
[08:36] Paludosa
    Too huge.
[08:38] Arisawa
    And I want to marry a hot doctor.
[08:41] Porcini
    That part's realistic.
[08:43] Arisawa
    Doctors are so rich, too.
[08:46] Porcini
    You're pretty scheming.
[08:48] Paludosa
    It must be busy being a nurse.
[08:51] Arisawa
    I get breaks, too.
[08:53] Muscaria
    What do you do on your days off?
[08:56] Arisawa
    I sit around, eat a lot, and sleep a lot.
[09:01] Porcini
    Sit around, eat a lot, sleep a lot?
[09:04] Arisawa
    Yup, sit around, eat a lot, sleep a lot?
[09:07] Paludosa
    Sit, eat, sleep.
[09:09] Muscaria
    Sit, eat, sleep.
[09:11] Muscaria
    Sit, eat, sleep.
[09:14] Muscaria
    Sit, eat, sleep.
[09:16] Muscaria
    Sit, eat, sleep.
[09:18] Muscaria
    Sit, eat, sleep.
[09:21] Arisawa
    That's funny.
[09:23] Muscaria
    We get along pretty well.
[09:25] Arisawa
    We do.
[09:26] Arisawa
    I hope I get to meet you again.
[09:28] Muscaria
    Look through the ring whenever
    you're feeling lonely.
[09:31] Muscaria
    We'll be there, on the other side.
[09:34] Muscaria
    Our secret phrase will be
[09:36] ---
    "Sit, eat, sleep."
[09:44] Yellow
    We got out of the water,
    and the world's covered in snow.
[09:48] Paludosa
    The seasons are all crazy in the fairy world.
[09:52] Yellow
    That's what makes it fun.
[09:55] Yellow
    Fairy world snow isn't cold at all.
SIGN    Fairy world snow isn't cold, even when it's snowing.
[09:59] Yellow
    And seeing fairy world snow gives me energy.
[10:05] Yellow
    Snowy bam bam!
[10:07] Paludosa
    That gives me chills.
[10:10] Muscaria
    I found something called "Red Light,
    Green Light" on my smartphone.
[10:15] Muscaria
    Want to play?
[10:16] Paludosa
    Yeah, let's play, that sounds fun.
[10:17] Muscaria
    Okay, let's play rock-paper-scissors
    to choose who's "it."
[10:21] Paludosa
    Ready, and...
[10:22] Paludosa
    Start with rock, rock paper scissors.
[10:26] Muscaria
    Porcini.
[10:26] Paludosa
    Porcini is "it."
[10:28] Porcini
    Okay.
[10:29] Paludosa
    All right, I'm not moving.
[10:32] Muscaria
    Nope. I'm playing to win.
[10:33] Porcini
    Ready?
[10:35] Porcini
    Green light...
[10:37] Porcini
    Red light!
[10:39] Porcini
    Green light...
[10:41] Porcini
    Red light!
[10:43] Porcini
    Green light...
[10:45] Porcini
    Red light!
[10:47] Porcini
    Palu-chan.
SIGN    Paludosa's special move, water!
[10:49] Porcini
    You can't turn into water.
[10:52] Porcini
    Fire!
[10:55] Porcini
    Okay, once more.
[10:57] Porcini
    Let's choose who's "it."
[10:59] Muscaria
    Yeah, no cheating, okay?
[11:01] A
    Okay.
[11:02] Muscaria
    Ready, and...
[11:04] Muscaria
    Start with rock, rock paper scissors.
[11:07] Paludosa
    I lost.
[11:08] Porcini
    Okay, Palu-chan, you're "it."
[11:10] Paludosa
    I'm It.
[11:12] Paludosa
    Okay, ready?
[11:14] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:16] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:18] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:20] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:22] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:24] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:26] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:28] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:30] Paludosa
    What's with the pose?
[11:32] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:33] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:35] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:36] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:40] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:41] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:44] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:46] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:49] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:50] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:53] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:54] Paludosa
    Red light!
[11:57] Paludosa
    Green light...
[11:58] Paludosa
    Red light!
[12:01] Paludosa
    Green light...
[12:02] Paludosa
    Red light!
[12:04] Paludosa
    Why are you going backwards?
[12:06] Paludosa
    Green light...
[12:07] Paludosa
    Red light!
[12:10] Paludosa
    Green light...
[12:11] Paludosa
    Red light!
[12:15] Paludosa
    Green light...
[12:16] Paludosa
    Red light!
[12:19] Paludosa
    Green light...
[12:20] Paludosa
    Red light!
[12:23] Porcini
    Got you.
[12:27] Paludosa
    Jeez.
[12:32] Paludosa
    Palu-chan turned to water.
[12:36] N
    Hey, guys.
[12:37] Paludosa
    Jojo.
[12:38] N
    That was nice, meeting the human lady, huh?
[12:41] Porcini
    Yeah, that was really fun.
[12:43] N
    Okay, why don't you turn that
    feeling into another dance?
[12:47] A
    Yay!
[12:49] Porcini
    Here we go.
[12:50] Porcini
    Start the music!
SIGN    Fairies / Synchronized (Lyrics: Shungo)