# 3 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[00:44] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:50] ---**
*Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.*
**[00:55] N**
* There are more than just humans living*
* there; animes truly do exist in Japan.*
**[01:06] N**
* Past the Fairy Ring, to the world*
* of fairies, live anime-chans.*
**[01:12] N**
*There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.*
**[01:16] N**
*Here.*
**[01:17] N**
*And there.*
**[01:18] N**
*Even in Harajuku.*
***SIGN*** Maybe even in the Ashigara mountains...?
**[01:24] N**
*By some chance, we'll open that door.*
**[01:30] N**
*And we might get to meet the anime-chans.*
**[01:34] N**
* This is the land where you*
* get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:46] N**
*In the not-too-distant future...*
**[01:50] N**
* The mushroom fairies,*
* known as the Kinokonoko,*
**[01:55] ---**
* are in a battle to protect humanity*
* from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.*
**[02:04] N**
*It may be hard to believe now,*
**[02:08] ---**
*but the mushroom fairies are our savior.*
**[02:14] N**
* And the story that's about to begin now*
* is about long before such a future,*
**[02:24] ---**
*when the Kinokonoko would grow up.*
**[02:32] N**
* Why are the Kinokonoko*
* protecting the human world?*
**[02:39] N**
*The answer to the mystery may lie*
**[02:44] ---**
* in the strange round ring—*
* indeed, the Fairy Ring.*
**[02:55] Jojo**
Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
fairy of the forest.
**[02:58] Jojo**
I pass freely through the human
world and the fairy world.
***SIGN*** Narration: Shinomiya Joe
**[03:03] N**
Let's pass through the Fairy Ring
and visit the fairy world again.
**[03:09] N**
Long ago, the human world and the
**[03:11] ---**
fairy world were always
connected by Fairy Rings.
**[03:15] N**
Fairy Rings originally referred to
**[03:17] ---**
the phenomenon where mushrooms
would sprout in rings.
**[03:22] N**
The rings would stand up, forming
a gate to connect the two worlds.
***SIGN*** Fairy Ring
Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
**[03:27] N**
That's why the fairies could
easily come to the human world.
**[03:32] N**
But now, things are different.
**[03:34] N**
With the development of human society,
the environment is being destroyed.
**[03:38] N**
So the fairy ring gate is
closed a lot of the time.
**[03:41] N**
But something can happen to cause it to open.
**[03:44] N**
We'll just have to wait for the ring to open.
**[03:49] N**
Now, then...
**[03:50] N**
I wonder where the fairies are.
**[03:54] N**
There's one.
**[03:55] N**
Porcini.
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
**[03:56] N**
Hello.
**[03:57] Porcini**
Jojo. Hello.
**[03:59] N**
That looks fun.
**[04:01] Porcini**
Yeah, this is really fun.
**[04:03] N**
Are you always playing like this?
**[04:05] Porcini**
No.
**[04:07] Porcini**
I just tried it out because I thought this
**[04:08] ---**
mushroom might make a good trampoline.
**[04:10] N**
A mushroom trampoline, huh?
**[04:12] Porcini**
Yup.
**[04:13] Porcini**
It's a mushroom trampoline.
**[04:15] Porcini**
A mushpoline.
***SIGN*** Mushpoline
**[04:16] N**
That doesn't really roll off the tongue.
**[04:18] Porcini**
Mushpoline, mushpoline, mushpoline.
**[04:21] Porcini**
I did it.
**[04:22] N**
Are you thinking about something as you jump?
**[04:24] Porcini**
Of course, I'm thinking about stuff.
**[04:26] Porcini**
What do I want to eat?
**[04:28] Porcini**
Gyoza.
**[04:29] Porcini**
Meat buns.
**[04:30] Porcini**
Sausage.
**[04:32] Porcini**
Curry.
**[04:33] Porcini**
Eel.
**[04:34] Porcini**
Ramen.
**[04:35] Porcini**
Ice cream.
**[04:36] Porcini**
Hot pot.
**[04:38] Porcini**
Steak.
**[04:39] Porcini**
Tempura bowl.
**[04:40] Porcini**
Beef bowl.
**[04:41] Porcini**
Egg-chicken bowl.
**[04:43] N**
Wow, amazing.
**[04:45] Porcini**
You can fly really high when
you give it a strong push.
**[04:48] Porcini**
Let's try more.
**[04:51] Porcini**
Tempura bowl.
**[04:52] Porcini**
Beef bowl.
**[04:53] Porcini**
Egg-chicken bowl.
**[04:54] Porcini**
Uni and salmon roe bowl.
**[04:56] Porcini**
Um...
**[04:57] Porcini**
What other bowls were there?
**[05:00] Porcini**
Let's see...
**[05:01] Porcini**
Oh, I know.
**[05:02] Porcini**
Pizza bowl.
**[05:03] N**
I don't think that's a thing.
**[05:04] Porcini**
Shush.
**[05:05] Porcini**
This is how you come up with new dishes.
**[05:09] Porcini**
Napolitan bowl.
**[05:10] Porcini**
Taco bowl.
**[05:11] Porcini**
Yakisoba bowl.
**[05:13] Porcini**
Bowls, bowls, bowls
***SIGN*** She catches on fire when she's excited
**[05:16] Porcini**
Whoops, I had too much
fun, and now I'm on fire.
**[05:23] Pink**
I'm Pink.
**[05:25] Yellow**
I'm Yellow.
**[05:26] Pink**
It feels so nice here.
**[05:29] Pink**
The fairy world is always so pretty.
**[05:32] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[05:33] Yellow**
It's so clear and sparkly.
**[05:35] Pink**
Just like my heart.
**[05:37] Yellow**
Uh, yeah.
**[05:40] Pink**
That flower's pretty.
**[05:42] Pink**
That mushroom's pretty.
**[05:44] Pink**
That cloud is pretty.
**[05:46] Pink**
Just like me.
**[05:50] Pink**
Huh?
**[05:51] Pink**
Why aren't you saying anything?
**[05:56] N**
Muscaria. What are you looking at?
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Kaneshi Sana
**[05:58] Musca**
My smartphone.
**[06:01] Virosa**
You're a fairy, and you're eight years old.
**[06:03] Virosa**
Are you sure you're allowed
to have a smartphone?
**[06:06] Musca**
Yeah, I think so.
**[06:07] N**
What are you looking up on your smartphone?
**[06:09] Musca**
Things about the human world.
**[06:11] Musca**
It says it's really cold right now.
**[06:13] Porcini**
It's cold, huh?
**[06:16] N**
The human world nation of Japan is in a season called "winter," right now.
***SIGN*** Human world nation of Japan
***SIGN*** Winter
**[06:20] N**
It's the coldest time of the year.
**[06:22] Musca**
That's right.
**[06:23] Musca**
Apparently, it's really cold in the winter.
**[06:26] N**
You don't have winters in
the fairy world, do you?
**[06:29] Musca**
Nope.
**[06:30] Musca**
Sometimes we get sparkly snow
and pretty flower petals,
**[06:33] ---**
but they don't really have
anything to do with seasons.
***SIGN*** The fairy world doesn't have seasons
**[06:36] Musca**
The weather's nice all year long.
**[06:38] Porcini**
That's why we get so lazy.
**[06:41] Porcini**
Maybe we should get some
stinging cold for once.
**[06:43] Musca**
I don't like it too cold, though.
**[06:48] Musca**
Hey, apparently the humans go
inside a kotatsu when it's cold.
***SIGN*** They're curious about kotatsus
**[06:53] Porcini**
What's a kotatsu?
**[06:54] Virosa**
I've never heard of it before.
**[06:57] Virosa**
What's this?
**[06:58] Virosa**
It's a square box.
**[07:00] Porcini**
It looks small.
**[07:01] Musca**
You put your legs in here and warm up.
**[07:04] Virosa**
Just your legs?
**[07:05] Porcini**
That looks fun.
**[07:07] Musca**
And then you eat mandarins in the kotatsu.
**[07:10] Porcini**
You have to eat mandarins when
you're in a kotatsu, huh?
**[07:14] Musca**
Looks like it.
**[07:15] Porcini**
Is that a rule?
**[07:17] Musca**
I think so.
**[07:18] Porcini**
Is it dictated by law?
**[07:20] Porcini**
That you have to eat mandarins
when you're in a kotatsu?
**[07:22] Musca**
I think so.
***SIGN*** Of course not...
**[07:23] Porcini**
What a pain!
**[07:25] Porcini**
The human world's a pain!
**[07:28] Musca**
Oh, and...
**[07:30] Musca**
When it snows, you make snowmen.
***SIGN*** Winter is all about the snowmen
**[07:33] A**
Snowmen?
**[07:35] A**
That's so cute.
**[07:36] Musca**
I want a boyfriend that looks like that.
**[07:39] Virosa**
What?
**[07:40] Virosa**
That's your type, Muscaria?
**[07:42] Virosa**
A chubby, pale guy?
**[07:44] Musca**
He looks nice.
**[07:46] Virosa**
Really?
**[07:48] Musca**
I'm kidding.
**[07:50] Porcini**
Jeez.
**[07:51] Virosa**
You scared me.
**[07:52] Porcini**
It'd be really sad having a
snowman for a boyfriend, though.
**[07:56] Virosa**
What? Why?
**[07:57] Porcini**
I mean...
**[08:00] Porcini**
No matter... No matter how much you love him,
**[08:04] ---**
he'll melt away when the sun comes out.
**[08:06] Porcini**
He's made of snow, after all.
**[08:08] Musca**
Say what?
***SIGN*** Snow melts
**[08:10] Porcini**
That's so sad.
**[08:12] Musca**
You'll cry over it?
**[08:14] Musca**
Oh, and they eat hot pot
during the cold winters.
***SIGN*** Nothing beats hot pot during a Japanese winter!
**[08:18] Virosa**
They eat hot pots?
**[08:21] Virosa**
But pots are so hard.
**[08:22] Musca**
No, no.
**[08:24] Musca**
They put vegetables and
mushrooms and stuff in a pot.
**[08:28] Musca**
They boil it, and they eat.
**[08:30] Musca**
It really warms you up.
**[08:32] Virosa**
Huh.
**[08:34] N**
What kind of hot pot dishes
do you guys want to eat?
***SIGN*** What kind of hot pot do you like?
**[08:36] Musca**
I like sukiyaki.
**[08:38] Musca**
It's delicious.
**[08:39] Musca**
What about you, Virosa?
**[08:41] Virosa**
I want hot pot with shrimp and crab.
**[08:43] Musca**
That sounds delicious.
**[08:45] Musca**
What do you like, Porcini?
**[08:47] Porcini**
I like whipped cream hot pot.
**[08:50] Porcini**
It's great for the winter.
**[08:53] Virosa**
What?
**[08:56] Pink**
It's not cold in the fairy world, is it?
**[08:59] Yellow**
It's not hot, either.
**[09:01] Pink**
Apparently in the human world nation
of Japan, there are four seasons.
**[09:06] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[09:07] Yellow**
Spring, summer, fall, winter.
**[09:09] Pink**
That sounds hectic but fun.
**[09:12] Yellow**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Interested in Japan with its four seasons
**[09:13] Pink**
People tell me I'm hectic but fun, too.
**[09:17] Yellow**
Okay.
**[09:19] Pink**
Huh?
**[09:20] Pink**
Hey.
**[09:24] Musca**
Apparently human children play
outside, even when it's cold.
**[09:28] Virosa**
Why?
**[09:30] Musca**
It says "Children are open-air creatures."
**[09:32] Virosa**
Children are herring roe?
**[09:34] Musca**
No.
**[09:35] Musca**
Open-air creatures.
**[09:37] Virosa**
What do they mean by, "Children
are open-air creatures"?
***SIGN*** Children are open-air creatures???
**[09:40] Porcini**
Do they mean children are born from thin air?
**[09:43] Musca**
Of course not.
**[09:45] N**
We mean that kids are energetic, so they
play outside, even when it's really cold.
**[09:50] A**
Huh.
**[09:52] Musca**
What do they do outside, when it's so cold?
**[09:55] N**
Let's see...
**[09:56] N**
Hide-and-seek, tag, look-the-other-way...
**[10:00] Musca**
Oh, I know look-the-other-way.
**[10:02] Musca**
I want to play.
**[10:04] Porcini**
Let's choose a look-the-other-way
champion, then.
**[10:07] Porcini**
Okay, first, it'll be Porcini versus Virosa.
**[10:11] Porcini**
The winner has their final round against me.
**[10:14] Virosa**
That's not fair, is it, Muscaria?
**[10:17] Porcini**
Bubbles!
**[10:18] Virosa**
Come on, you always distract us with
bubbles when you get confronted.
**[10:23] Porcini**
Come on, let's play.
**[10:25] Porcini**
Ready, and...
**[10:27] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:29] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:30] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:32] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:34] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:35] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:36] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:38] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:40] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:41] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:43] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:44] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:45] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:46] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:48] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:49] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:51] Porcini**
Try again!
**[10:52] Porcini**
Try again!
**[10:53] Porcini**
Try again!
**[10:54] Porcini**
Try again!
**[10:56] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:57] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[10:58] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[10:59] Porcini**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[11:01] Porcini**
Look the other way!
**[11:03] A**
I lost.
**[11:05] B**
I win.
**[11:07] A**
That was long.
**[11:08] B**
That was.
**[11:10] A**
That was a good match.
**[11:12] A**
Who's next?
**[11:14] A**
Next it's Porcini and Muscaria.
**[11:17] A**
Final match.
**[11:19] A**
I'm going to win.
**[11:20] B**
I'm not losing, either.
**[11:21] B**
Ready? And...
**[11:22] B**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[11:24] B**
Look the other way!
**[11:25] B**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[11:26] B**
Look the other way!
**[11:27] B**
First comes rock, rock paper scissors!
**[11:29] B**
Try again!
**[11:30] B**
Try again!
**[11:31] B**
Look the other way!
**[11:33] A**
I lost!
**[11:33] Musca**
You're so good.
**[11:35] Porcini**
Yay, Porcini wins.
**[11:37] Virosa**
Porcini is the winner.
**[11:40] Musca**
Wow.
**[11:42] Porcini**
I'm so happy.
**[11:44] Musca**
It does warm you up when you have
fun playing look-the-other-way, huh?
**[11:49] Musca**
It's not cold outside so long
as you keep your body moving.
**[12:02] Porcini**
Hey, what's this music? It's cool.
***SIGN*** Fairies / Synchronized (Lyrics: Shungo)
**[12:05] Musca**
You're right.
**[12:06] Musca**
I want to dance this sometime.
**[12:08] N**
I'm looking forward to a fantastic dance.
**[12:11] Musca**
We'll have something practiced for next time.
**[12:13] Virosa**
Let's do that.
**[12:14] Porcini**
I'm good.
**[12:16] Porcini**
My body moves on its own,
the moment I hear something nice.
**[12:20] Musca**
No, no.
**[12:21] Musca**
It's important to practice together.
**[12:23] Porcini**
Yay.
**[12:25] Virosa**
Okay.
**[12:26] N**
That was another fun time
with the fairies this week.
**[12:29] N**
We're going to have more friends next week.
**[12:32] N**
See you then.