# 12 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYGGKQ88Y/forest-fairy-five)
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***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[00:44] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:50] ---**
*Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.*
**[00:55] N**
* There are more than just humans living*
* there; animes truly do exist in Japan.*
**[01:06] N**
* Past the Fairy Ring, to the world*
* of fairies, live anime-chans.*
**[01:12] N**
*There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.*
**[01:16] N**
*Here.*
**[01:17] N**
*And there.*
**[01:18] N**
*Even in Harajuku.*
**[01:24] N**
*By some chance, we'll open that door.*
**[01:30] N**
*And we might get to meet the anime-chans.*
**[01:34] N**
* This is the land where you*
* get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:46] N**
*In the not-too-distant future...*
**[01:50] N**
* The mushroom fairies,*
* known as the Kinokonoko,*
**[01:55] ---**
* are in a battle to protect humanity*
* from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.*
**[02:04] N**
*It may be hard to believe now,*
**[02:08] ---**
*but the mushroom fairies are our savior.*
**[02:14] N**
* And the story that's about to begin now*
* is about long before such a future,*
**[02:24] ---**
*when the Kinokonoko would grow up.*
**[02:32] N**
* Why are the Kinokonoko*
* protecting the human world?*
**[02:39] N**
*The answer to the mystery may lie*
**[02:44] ---**
* in the strange round ring—*
* indeed, the Fairy Ring.*
**[03:07] N**
Hi guys,
***SIGN*** Narration: Shinomiya Joe
**[03:08] N**
I'm Jojo, fairy of the forest.
***SIGN*** Let's go through the Fairy Ring to meet the fairies again.
***SIGN*** Fairy Ring
Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
**[03:17] N**
The fairy world and the
human world never intersect.
**[03:21] N**
The only way they are connected
is through the Fairy Rings.
**[03:26] N**
Just as your universe is infinite,
the fairy world goes on forever.
**[03:32] N**
I fly around to various places every day,
**[03:37] ---**
but there are still plenty
of places I don't know about.
**[03:41] N**
Maybe someday...
**[03:49] Muscaria**
Help me!
**[03:51] N**
That voice...
**[03:53] ---**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[03:54] Porcini**
Jojo.
**[03:56] Muscaria**
I-It's bad.
**[03:58] Muscaria**
It's really bad.
**[03:59] Porcini**
Mai-chan...
**[04:00] N**
Mai-chan?
**[04:01] Porcini**
Mai-chan's like, she's um...
Like, she's, like...
**[04:09] N**
C-C-Calm down, guys.
**[04:09] N**
Let's relax a bit.
**[04:11] N**
Take a deep breath.
**[04:15] N**
There, are you relaxed?
**[04:17] N**
So tell me what happened, step by step.
**[04:22] Porcini**
You know about the magic cave, right?
**[04:26] N**
The magic cave?
**[04:28] N**
What's that?
**[04:29] Porcini**
You don't know?
**[04:31] Porcini**
It's a cave in the depths of the forest.
**[04:33] Porcini**
You can never go in,
because monsters live there.
**[04:36] N**
That sounds scary.
**[04:39] Porcini**
Right?
**[04:40] Porcini**
It's scary, right?
**[04:41] Porcini**
So we all decided to hold
a scare challenge there.
**[04:45] N**
A scare challenge?
**[04:47] Porcini**
Yeah.
**[04:48] Porcini**
One person goes in by themselves,
**[04:50] ---**
and they have to try to find
the doll in the depths of it.
**[04:54] Muscaria**
Doesn't it sound fun?
**[04:56] N**
Why would you scare yourselves like that?
**[04:59] Muscaria**
It's fun because it's scary.
**[05:00] N**
No way.
**[05:01] N**
That's no good.
**[05:02] N**
You really shouldn't do that.
**[05:04] Porcini**
Why not?
**[05:05] N**
I mean, monsters live in it, right?
**[05:08] Porcini**
Those legends usually aren't true, right?
**[05:11] N**
What if it's true?
**[05:15] Porcini**
Are you the type to believe
in that stuff, Jojo?
**[05:17] N**
I mean, what if it *happens* to be true?
**[05:22] Muscaria**
Mai-chan's the type who
doesn't believe in it.
**[05:25] Porcini**
Yup.
**[05:27] Porcini**
So she was, like, "I can
totally handle this."
**[05:31] Muscaria**
So she wandered into the cave by herself.
**[05:35] Muscaria**
So we waited outside...
**[05:38] N**
Yeah?
**[05:39] Muscaria**
And we waited...
**[05:40] N**
Yeah?
**[05:42] Muscaria**
And we waited some more...
**[05:43] N**
Yeah?
**[05:44] N**
Okay, you can move on.
**[05:46] N**
So what happened?
**[05:48] Muscaria**
A while later, I heard a scream, like, kya!
**[05:52] N**
Seriously?
**[05:53] Muscaria**
So the two of us went into
the cave to check on her.
**[05:58] Porcini**
But we couldn't find Mai-chan.
**[06:01] Muscaria**
We weren't sure what to do.
**[06:05] Porcini**
When something came from behind us and...
**[06:07] Porcini**
Roar!
**[06:09] Muscaria**
Don't just shout out like that!
**[06:10] Muscaria**
It showed up.
**[06:12] N**
A-A monster?
**[06:16] Porcini**
Yeah.
**[06:17] N**
What was it like?
**[06:19] Porcini**
I don't know. I didn't get a good look.
**[06:22] Muscaria**
But anyway, we ran all the way back here.
**[06:25] N**
So what do we do?
**[06:27] Muscaria**
About what?
**[06:28] N**
About Mai-chan.
**[06:30] Muscaria**
That's the thing, Jojo.
**[06:32] Muscaria**
Help her.
**[06:34] Muscaria**
You're a spirit. You'll be fine, right?
**[06:38] N**
I'd be scared, too.
**[06:39] Muscaria**
Aren't you going to help her?
**[06:42] Porcini**
What a disappointment.
**[06:43] Porcini**
I didn't know you were such a cold spirit.
**[06:46] Muscaria**
More like a wuss than cold.
**[06:48] N**
All right, fine.
**[06:50] N**
I don't know if I can help her, but I'll go.
**[06:57] Yellow**
I can't get my mind off of Orange.
**[07:00] Yellow**
I've never felt like this.
***SIGN*** Yellow is in love.
**[07:03] Orange**
Yellow.
**[07:04] Orange**
Yellow!
**[07:05] Yellow**
Orange!
**[07:06] Orange**
Yellow, I saw you, so I came
flying over in a hurry.
**[07:10] Orange**
I'm so glad I saw you.
**[07:11] Orange**
I'm so happy.
**[07:14] Yellow**
Orange thinks so much of me.
**[07:18] Orange**
I want to be with you more, Yellow.
**[07:22] Orange**
But I can't.
**[07:25] Yellow**
Why not?
**[07:26] Orange**
I'm actually a *mumble mumble* and I'm
*mumble mumble*, so I'm *mumble mumble*.
**[07:33] Yellow**
I can't hear the important bits.
**[07:35] Orange**
I have to go.
**[07:36] Orange**
Goodbye!
**[07:39] Yellow**
Wh-What's up with this weird plot twist?
**[07:43] Yellow**
The secrecy makes me even more...
**[07:46] Yellow**
Orange!
**[07:51] N**
This is the magic cave?
**[07:53] Porcini**
Yeah.
**[07:54] Porcini**
You go inside, Jojo.
**[07:57] N**
By myself?
**[07:58] Porcini**
We don't want to be spooked anymore.
**[08:01] N**
Let's go together, please.
**[08:03] Muscaria**
All right, fine.
**[08:07] N**
It's so dark.
**[08:09] Porcini**
It's fine.
**[08:11] N**
It's kind of creepy.
**[08:14] Porcini**
Yeah.
**[08:17] Porcini**
What?
**[08:18] N**
Something just lit up.
**[08:19] N**
See?
**[08:20] Porcini**
What is that?
**[08:22] N**
What?
**[08:23] Porcini**
That light is a fairy ring.
**[08:26] Muscaria**
Oh, yeah.
**[08:27] N**
Oh.
**[08:29] N**
Don't scare me like that.
**[08:32] N**
It's them!
**[08:34] N**
A monster!
**[08:34] N**
It's a monster!
**[08:35] Porcini**
It's not.
**[08:37] Muscaria**
It's a human lady.
**[08:38] Muscaria**
Hello, lady.
**[08:40] Porcini**
Buon giorno.
**[08:41] A**
Hello.
**[08:43] A**
Who are you?
**[08:44] Porcini**
We're fairies.
**[08:45] A**
You're so cute.
**[08:47] Porcini**
What do you do, miss?
**[08:50] A**
I was thinking of putting on horror make-up.
**[08:54] A**
But then you showed up in
the mirror and scared me.
**[08:58] N**
You scared us.
**[09:00] A**
Sorry.
**[09:02] Porcini**
Why would you put on horror make-up?
**[09:04] Porcini**
Are you an actor or something?
**[09:08] A**
Nope.
**[09:08] A**
It's just a hobby.
**[09:09] Porcini**
A hobby?
**[09:11] A**
I thought I'd put on creepy-cute
make-up and post on social media.
**[09:16] Muscaria**
I never knew there was such a hobby.
**[09:18] A**
It's hard to do, though.
**[09:21] A**
I was trying to do zombie make-up,
but I ended up looking like ObaQ.
**[09:25] Porcini**
The thing that leaves from Shinjuku?
**[09:26] N**
That's Odakyu.
**[09:28] A**
Do fairies not wear make-up?
**[09:31] Muscaria**
We're still kids.
**[09:33] Muscaria**
I wish I could wear make-up.
**[09:36] A**
I guess you wouldn't need it.
**[09:38] A**
You're fairies.
**[09:40] N**
That's true.
**[09:41] Muscaria**
Why?
**[09:42] A**
Make-up is something that human
girls do to look cute, like fairies.
**[09:49] Muscaria**
Oh, really?
**[09:50] N**
Okay, lady, break a leg looking creepy-cute.
**[09:54] A**
Okay.
**[09:55] A**
I will.
**[09:56] Muscaria**
Bye-bye.
**[09:57] Porcini**
Arrivederci.
**[10:00] Porcini**
Wait a second.
**[10:01] Muscaria**
What?
**[10:04] Porcini**
I hear something.
**[10:07] A**
Help me.
**[10:09] A**
Help me.
**[10:11] Porcini**
It's Mai-chan's voice.
**[10:13] N**
Really?
**[10:14] Porcini**
Over there.
**[10:17] N**
Huh?
**[10:19] N**
Muscaria?
**[10:20] N**
Porcini?
**[10:24] N**
N-No way.
**[10:26] N**
Where'd you go, everyone?
**[10:27] N**
Don't leave me by myself!
**[10:35] Porcini**
You were actually freaked out.
***SIGN*** Mizunara Mai
Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
**[10:38] Muscaria**
Jojo's a scaredy-cat.
**[10:40] Porcini**
Maybe we overdid it, though.
**[10:43] Yellow**
I was looking for you, Orange.
**[10:46] Yellow**
I don't care what kind of secret you have.
**[10:48] Yellow**
To me, you're...
**[10:51] Orange**
Who are you?
**[10:53] Yellow**
You've forgotten about me?
**[10:55] Yellow**
I'm Yellow.
**[10:56] Orange**
Oh, Yellow.
**[10:57] Orange**
I remember now.
**[10:59] Yellow**
Why are you so cold all of a sudden?
**[11:01] Yellow**
You were so passionate last
time we saw each other.
**[11:05] Orange**
Then was then, now is now.
**[11:07] Orange**
Besides, I found a color that
I like way more than yellow.
**[11:11] Yellow**
What color do you like?
**[11:13] Orange**
Definitely blue.
**[11:15] Orange**
It's so calm, manly and sky-like.
**[11:19] Orange**
It even sounds nice, "blue."
**[11:21] Orange**
Awesome.
**[11:22] Orange**
Blue!
**[11:23] Orange**
Compared to "yellow"?
**[11:26] Orange**
Like, what?
**[11:29] Orange**
See you.
**[11:32] Yellow**
What's this feeling like
I just got pushed away?
**[11:34] Yellow**
Suddenly getting pushed away makes me so...
**[11:37] Yellow**
I'm going to take on a color you love!
**[11:40] N**
You guys really pulled one on me.
**[11:44] Porcini**
Jojo.
**[11:46] N**
Come to think of it,
I knew something was off.
**[11:50] N**
A challenge where you have to get
a doll from the depths of the cave?
**[11:54] N**
Who put the doll there in the first place?
**[11:57] N**
That person would be the most freaked out.
**[11:59] Muscaria**
Oh, you're right.
**[12:01] Porcini**
Sorry, Jojo.
**[12:02] Porcini**
We made all that up.
**[12:04] Mai**
The whole thing was a set-up
to give you a scare.
***SIGN*** Success!!
**[12:07] Muscaria**
Success!
**[12:09] N**
Give me a break!
**[12:11] Muscaria**
Sorry.
**[12:12] N**
Did you lie about the monsters, too?
**[12:15] Porcini**
There's no such legend.
**[12:17] Mai**
I was hiding in there the whole
time, but it was totally fine.
**[12:22] N**
You're awful.
**[12:24] N**
I was so scared.
**[12:32] Muscaria**
Who's voice was that?
**[12:34] Porcini**
That wasn't me.
**[12:36] Mai**
That wasn't me.
**[12:37] A**
Who defiles my cave?
**[12:49] Paludosa**
Did you hear something just now?
**[12:51] Virosa**
Nah, I think you're imagining it.
**[12:53] Paludosa**
You're right.
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Nakano Aimi
***SIGN*** Mitrula Paludosa
Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
**[12:54] Paludosa**
Let's dance, then.
**[12:56] Paludosa**
Start the music.
**[13:25] N**
This week was a nightmare.
**[13:27] N**
Okay, see you next week.