# 7 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYGGKQ88Y/forest-fairy-five)
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***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[00:44] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:50] ---**
*Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.*
**[00:55] N**
* There are more than just humans living*
* there; animes truly do exist in Japan.*
**[01:06] N**
* Past the Fairy Ring, to the world*
* of fairies, live anime-chans.*
**[01:12] N**
*There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.*
**[01:16] N**
*Here.*
**[01:17] N**
*And there.*
**[01:18] N**
*Even in Harajuku.*
**[01:24] N**
*By some chance, we'll open that door.*
**[01:30] N**
*And we might get to meet the anime-chans.*
**[01:34] N**
* This is the land where you*
* get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:46] N**
*In the not-too-distant future...*
**[01:50] N**
* The mushroom fairies,*
* known as the Kinokonoko,*
**[01:55] ---**
* are in a battle to protect humanity*
* from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.*
**[02:04] N**
*It may be hard to believe now,*
**[02:08] ---**
*but the mushroom fairies are our savior.*
**[02:14] N**
* And the story that's about to begin now*
* is about long before such a future,*
**[02:24] ---**
*when the Kinokonoko would grow up.*
**[02:32] N**
* Why are the Kinokonoko*
* protecting the human world?*
**[02:39] N**
*The answer to the mystery may lie*
**[02:44] ---**
* in the strange round ring—*
* indeed, the Fairy Ring.*
**[02:56] Jojo**
Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
fairy of the forest.
***SIGN*** Narration: Shinomiya Joe
**[02:59] N**
Let's go to the fairy world again.
**[03:05] N**
Let's talk about Muscaria today.
***SIGN*** Fairy Ring
Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
**[03:09] N**
Muscaria a fairy of muscaria mushrooms.
**[03:12] N**
Her full name is Amanita Muscaria.
**[03:15] N**
Muscaria mushrooms are really poisonous,
but unlike other poison mushroom fairies,
**[03:23] N**
Muscaria is a really good girl.
**[03:25] N**
She's going to become the
leader of the Kinoko girls
**[03:30] N**
in the fight against the poison
mushrooms to protect humanity.
**[03:36] N**
Why does Muscaria, in her youth,
**[03:38] N**
find interest in the human world
and decide to live alongside us?
**[03:42] N**
Let's find out.
**[03:52] N**
Hey, speaking of which, there's Muscaria.
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[04:08] N**
Muscaria. Morning.
**[04:10] Muscaria**
Morning, Jojo.
**[04:11] N**
The weather's so nice, huh?
**[04:13] Muscaria**
The sky's so blue and
pretty, I thought I'd fly.
**[04:17] N**
You have a cute way of flying, too.
***SIGN*** Kinokonoko seem to be able to fly.
**[04:19] Muscaria**
Thanks.
**[04:20] Muscaria**
Actually, I've been doing research on the
cutest way to fly, and I settled on this.
**[04:28] Muscaria**
Mom told me not to make a
fool of myself when I fly.
**[04:32] Muscaria**
Oh, right, flying bubbles!
***SIGN*** Bubbles!
**[04:36] N**
Wow, that's pretty.
**[04:38] Muscaria**
You know when you see bubbles in the
air, even though there's no one around?
**[04:42] Muscaria**
That's me, making bubbles
as I'm flying along.
**[04:47] N**
I never knew.
**[04:50] Porcini**
Hey.
**[04:51] N**
Porcini. Good morning.
**[04:53] Porcini**
The weather's so nice.
**[04:54] Porcini**
I love it.
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
**[04:56] Porcini**
Wee.
**[04:58] Muscaria**
Porcini.
**[04:59] Muscaria**
How can you not be embarrassed,
flying like that?
***SIGN*** This is an embarrassing way to fly.
**[05:02] Porcini**
Why?
**[05:03] Porcini**
What does it matter how I fly?
**[05:05] Muscaria**
Sure, but I think you should
be a little more feminine.
**[05:09] Porcini**
Who cares?
**[05:10] Porcini**
No one's going to see
me up in the sky anyway.
**[05:13] Porcini**
Breast strokes!
**[05:15] Porcini**
Crawls!
**[05:16] Porcini**
Butterfly!
**[05:19] Porcini**
And...
**[05:20] Porcini**
Fire!
**[05:22] Muscaria**
Hot, hot.
**[05:24] Muscaria**
Keep messing around, and I'll take
a picture and post it on Instagram.
***SIGN*** They're on Instagram.
**[05:29] Porcini**
Please don't.
**[05:30] Muscaria**
Try flying more politely.
**[05:33] Porcini**
Like this?
**[05:36] Porcini**
Isn't this classier?
**[05:39] Muscaria**
I don't know.
**[05:41] N**
Hey, Mai-chan. Good morning.
**[05:43] Mai**
Jojo-san. Good morning.
***SIGN*** Mizunara Mai
Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
**[05:45] Muscaria**
Nice.
**[05:46] Muscaria**
Mai-chan's dancing talent really
helps with your flying pose.
**[05:51] Muscaria**
You should learn from her, Porcini.
**[05:53] Porcini**
Fine, fine. I got it.
**[05:55] Muscaria**
Huh?
**[05:56] Muscaria**
Where's Virosa and Paludosa?
**[05:58] Porcini**
They're probably hanging out somewhere.
**[06:00] Muscaria**
Together?
**[06:01] Porcini**
Yeah.
**[06:02] Porcini**
My gut tells me they're probably
playing shiritori right now.
**[06:07] Virosa**
Panda.
**[06:09] Paludosa**
Dachou *(ostrich)*.
**[06:11] Virosa**
Uni *(sea urchin)*.
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Nakano Aimi
***SIGN*** Mitrula Paludosa
Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
**[06:13] Paludosa**
Niku *(meat)*.
**[06:16] Virosa**
Kuri *(chestnut)*.
**[06:17] Paludosa**
Ringo *(apple)*.
**[06:20] Virosa**
Gorilla.
**[06:21] Paludosa**
Rappa *(trumpet)*.
**[06:22] Virosa**
Pantsu *(underwear)*.
**[06:24] Paludosa**
Tsurara *(icicle)*.
**[06:26] Virosa**
Land.
**[06:27] Paludosa**
Dondake *(Srsly?!)*.
**[06:30] Paludosa**
So cold.
**[06:34] Paludosa**
Oh, yeah.
**[06:36] Paludosa**
Why don't we try flying
to the ends of the sky?
**[06:40] Muscaria**
The ends of the sky?
**[06:42] Muscaria**
Where would we end up?
**[06:43] Porcini**
I don't know.
**[06:44] Porcini**
That's why it would be fun.
**[06:46] Porcini**
Let's go.
**[06:48] Porcini**
See you, Jojo.
**[06:49] N**
See you.
**[06:59] Porcini**
We're in space.
***SIGN*** We're in space
**[07:00] Muscaria**
The stars are so pretty.
**[07:02] Mai**
It's so nice.
**[07:04] Porcini**
Lucky for us fairies, we don't need air.
**[07:09] Yellow**
Pink.
**[07:11] Pink**
Hey, Yellow.
**[07:13] Yellow**
Do you know what the trending search
term in the fairy world is right now?
**[07:18] Pink**
What?
**[07:19] Yellow**
Here's the top five.
**[07:21] Pink**
All right, number five.
**[07:24] Yellow**
Sparkles.
***SIGN*** #5 "Sparkles!"
**[07:26] Pink**
Fairies are really sparkly, after all.
**[07:29] Pink**
Number four.
**[07:31] Yellow**
Flutters.
***SIGN*** #4 "Flutters!"
**[07:33] Pink**
Fairy fashion is really fluttery.
**[07:36] Pink**
And number three?
**[07:39] Yellow**
Poison mushrooms.
***SIGN*** #3 "Poison mushrooms"
**[07:41] Pink**
Poison mushrooms? Out of nowhere?
**[07:43] Yellow**
There are a lot of angsty
poison mushroom girls lately.
**[07:47] Pink**
That's a problem.
**[07:49] Yellow**
What's going to be number
two and number one?!
**[07:54] Pink**
Stay tuned!
**[08:03] Muscaria**
Are we looking at the human world again?
***SIGN*** They're curious about the human world
**[08:05] Porcini**
Yeah, I thought there might be
something interesting going on.
**[08:10] Muscaria**
Hey, a lady.
**[08:11] A**
Hey, who are you?
**[08:14] A**
Are you fairies?
**[08:16] All**
We're forest fairies.
**[08:19] Porcini**
Are you the pumpkin lady from before?
**[08:22] A**
Pumpkin?
**[08:25] Porcini**
Sorry, was it daikon?
**[08:28] Porcini**
Carrots?
**[08:31] Porcini**
You're the nasu *(eggplant)* lady.
**[08:33] A**
Is that how you remember people?
**[08:36] A**
What nurse lady?
**[08:38] A**
I'm a teacher at an elementary school.
**[08:43] Muscaria**
You look a lot like the nurse
lady, but you're someone else?
**[08:46] A**
That's right.
**[08:48] A**
Raise your hand if you have a question.
**[08:51] Muscaria**
Okay.
**[08:52] A**
Huh?
**[08:54] A**
One of you hasn't raised your hands.
**[08:56] A**
What's your name?
**[08:58] Mai**
Mai.
**[09:00] Muscaria**
Mai-chan's a bit shy.
**[09:04] A**
Mai-chan, do you have any questions?
**[09:06] Mai**
What do elementary school teachers do?
**[09:11] A**
Good question.
**[09:14] A**
Elementary school teachers
teach at elementary schools.
**[09:18] Porcini**
That's not saying much.
**[09:20] A**
But I teach other things,
in addition to schoolwork, too.
**[09:24] Mai**
Sensei.
**[09:25] A**
Yes, Mai-chan?
**[09:27] Mai**
What else do you teach besides schoolwork?
**[09:33] A**
Things like...
**[09:34] A**
"Don't leave things behind."
**[09:36] A**
"Listen to what your mom says."
**[09:39] A**
"Your friends are important to you."
**[09:41] A**
"You can contribute to world
peace by not littering."
**[09:47] A**
It's an important job,
where we teach all kinds of things.
**[09:51] Porcini**
Teachers are important, huh?
**[09:54] A**
Yup, yup.
**[09:55] A**
It's fun because people admire me.
**[09:59] A**
Plus I can take a break during the summer.
**[10:02] Porcini**
You're surprisingly scheming.
**[10:04] A**
I get that a lot.
**[10:06] Porcini**
Can I call you Scheming-sensei?
**[10:08] A**
I don't know about that.
**[10:11] Muscaria**
Sensei.
**[10:12] A**
Yes, Muscaria-san?
**[10:14] Muscaria**
Can you teach us something?
**[10:17] A**
Okay, here's a math question.
**[10:21] A**
Hanako-san bought three
apples for 30 yen each,
**[10:24] A**
two daikon radishes for 100 each,
**[10:27] A**
and four mandarins for 10 yen each.
**[10:29] A**
How much did she pay in total?
**[10:32] Muscaria**
Me, me!
**[10:33] A**
Okay, Muscaria-san, you first.
**[10:37] Muscaria**
Mom paid for it, so Hanako-san paid nothing.
**[10:41] A**
Nope.
**[10:42] A**
Mai-chan?
**[10:45] Mai**
26,000 pesos.
**[10:46] A**
Nope.
**[10:48] A**
Porcini-san?
**[10:49] Porcini**
She traded them for three acorns.
**[10:52] A**
Nope.
**[10:54] Porcini**
What's the right answer?
**[10:55] A**
The answer is:
**[10:56] A**
Dad bought it, so who knows?
**[10:59] Mai**
Who's Dad?
**[11:03] Yellow**
Top Five Searches in the Fairy World.
**[11:08] Pink**
Number five: Sparkles.
**[11:11] Pink**
Number four: Flutters.
**[11:14] Pink**
Number three: Poison mushrooms.
**[11:17] Pink**
And number two?
**[11:21] Yellow**
Fairy ring!
***SIGN*** #2 "Fairy Ring!"
**[11:22] Pink**
Looking through the fairy ring at the
human world is popular right now.
**[11:27] Yellow**
Voyeurism is fun.
**[11:29] Pink**
And last but not least, number one?
***SIGN*** #1 "FFF!"
**[11:34] Yellow**
FFF!
**[11:40] Pink**
What's FFF?
**[11:43] Yellow**
Forest Fairy Five.
**[11:45] Yellow**
They're a group of five forest fairy
idols who are really good at dancing.
**[11:49] Pink**
They're going viral in the fairy world.
**[11:53] Pink**
FFF!
**[12:00] Porcini**
Hey, we should come up with
a pose for Forest Fairy Five.
**[12:06] Muscaria**
A what?
**[12:08] Porcini**
We're going to need a pose for when we
make our debut as forest fairy idols.
**[12:15] Muscaria**
Two of us are missing, though. Are you sure?
**[12:17] Porcini**
Let's try it out with the three of us.
**[12:42] N**
Are you having fun?
**[12:44] Muscaria**
Jojo.
**[12:46] N**
I'm in the mood for a
Forest Fairy Five dance again.
**[12:51] Porcini**
That badly?
**[12:53] Muscaria**
Let's do it, then.
**[12:54] Porcini**
Okay.
**[12:56] Muscaria**
Here we go.
**[12:57] Muscaria**
Start the music.