E8 - Endless Summer

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 8: Endless Summer
[00:30] Mayor
    Soon we should select participants from
    Tortonia for the Tortonian Olympics.
[00:36] Deme
    Are there any viable
    candidates in our village?
[00:40] Mayor
    This man looks pretty strong.
[00:42] ---
    How about pankration?
[00:43] Deme
    This man likes building muscle,
    but he's terrible at sports.
[00:48] Villager
    I lost! A fight! To a child!
[00:51] Mayor
    Are you guys good at anything?
[00:54] Villager
    I'm good at playing the horn.
[00:56] Honeuros
    I'm a good singer.
[00:59] Deme
    See? There's nobody in our
    village who likes sports.
[01:03] Mayor
    Fine. Come up with some new games
    that they'll be able to win.
[01:06] Mayor
    Ones that don't overlap with the
    Elian Olympics or other events!
[01:11] Mayor
    I don't want people to flame
    our village for plagiarism!
[01:13] Deme
    More unreasonable demands?
[01:15] Mayor
    Go on, go do your thing in that
    place called Tokyo or whatever!
[01:18] Mayor
    Zeus, strike this man with a thunderbolt!
[01:21] Deme
    Hey! Don't shove me into a vase!
[01:24] Mayor
    How does this thing work?
[01:28] Deme
    What is this?!
[01:30] Deme
    There's a tiny person inside this box!
[01:32] Iwatani
    It's that guy who keeps
    popping up everywhere.
[01:35] Iwatani
    I'm sure it's hard to come up
    with new places to appear from.
[01:37] Michiko
    I was surprised the first time I
    saw a television. I understand.
[01:42] ---
    Amateur Singing Contest
[01:42] Deme
    Why is this man singing?
[01:45] Iwatani
    It's a singing contest.
[01:46] ---
    People compete to see who's the best singer.
[01:48] Iwatani
    You participated in one the other day.
[01:50] Deme
    I see. There are games that use the voice.
[01:52] Grandson
    I want to watch something else.
[01:55] Deme
    Those are different men.
[01:55] ---
    Bodybuilding World Championships
[01:57] Deme
    Is this box magical?
[01:59] Deme
    They have muscles like Heracles.
[02:01] Deme
    I see, it's boxing. No, is it wrestling?
[02:05] Deme
    They're not doing anything at all!
[02:06] Iwatani
    This event is about showing off the body.
[02:09] Deme
    What? In other words, they're treating
    their own bodies like sculptures.
[02:12] Deme
    This is it!
[02:15] Deme
    So I've come up with the
    Men's Beauty Contest!
[02:17] Deme
    It's a competition featuring
    the body's beauty.
[02:20] Deme
    Then there's the calling contest.
[02:22] Deme
    Participants battle using their voices.
[02:24] Deme
    They call each other's names,
[02:25] ---
    and the person who generates
    the most enthusiasm wins.
[02:28] Deme
    Well? What do you think
    of these creative events?
[02:31] Mayor
    They already exist.
[02:31] Deme
    Huh?
[02:32] Mayor
    Those already exist. They already
    have those in the Olympics!
SIGN    At the Ancient Olympics
SIGN    BC 400, Unknown Origins
[02:35] Deme
    What?!
[02:35] Mayor
    Try again!
[02:37] Deme
    Hey! Stop that!
[02:41] Deme
    Are there any good ideas?
[02:42] Deme
    This is it!
[02:45] Deme
    The trumpet contest.
[02:46] Deme
    Picture an Olympics that
    begins with beautiful music.
[02:49] Deme
    It will excite the fans.
[02:50] Mayor
    That already exists!
SIGN    At the Ancient Olympics
[02:51] Mayor
    Tokyopolis is behind the times!
[02:53] Deme
    They're advanced!
[02:54] Deme
    Their machines are incredible!
[02:55] Mayor
    Come on, come on!
[03:00] Deme
    This is it!
[03:02] Deme
    This is called a railroad.
[03:03] Deme
    Long roads are built that allow people
[03:05] ---
    to travel across land like
    a ship crosses the sea.
SIGN    Diolkos BC 700
[03:07] Mayor
    That already exists!
[03:08] Mayor
    Haven't you heard of the Diolkos?
[03:09] Deme
    What?!
[03:13] Deme
    This is called a tumbler lock.
[03:14] Mayor
    That already exists!
SIGN    BC 4000, Ancient Egypt
[03:17] Deme
    Gears!
[03:18] Mayor
    That already exists!
[03:20] Deme
    Spiral staircase! Crane and winch! Caliper!
[03:22] Mayor
    That already exists! That already
    exists! That already exists!
SIGN    BC 470, Temple of Selinunte
SIGN    BC 480, Hellespont
SIGN    BC 800, Sunken Ship
[03:25] Deme
    In that case, how about the automatic
    door and vending machine?
SIGN    By Ancient Inventor Heron
[03:29] Mayor
    They don't exist yet, but I have a feeling
    they'll be invented in about 100 years!
[03:32] Deme
    No!
[03:33] Deme
    This time, come and get me, thunderbolts!
[03:38] Zeus
    Enough already.
[03:40] Deme
    Zeus...
[03:41] Mayor
    Tokyo may be an amazing place,
    but Tortonia, Greece, isn't so bad either.
[03:49] Deme
    Indeed. I'd become obsessed with Tokyopolis,
[03:51] ---
    a land overflowing with the unknown,
[03:53] ---
    over this village that has nothing
    beyond the sea and its greedy mayor.
[03:57] Mayor
    Other worlds seem more attractive when
    you're young and don't know things.
[04:02] Deme
    Mayor...
[04:03] Mayor
    Since I was young, I've worked hard to make
    this village, poor in resources, prosper.
[04:08] Mayor
    So I want you to work hard for
    the sake of this village, and...
[04:13] Deme
    For money?
[04:15] Mayor
    That's right.
[04:16] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Endless Summer
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #8
[04:18] [SONG] ---
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