E5 - The Aegean Sea of Tears

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 5: The Aegean Sea of Tears
[00:32] Deme
    Quietly creating at home.
[00:34] Deme
    I couldn't be happier.
[00:36] Mayor
    Demetrius! Have you come
    up with new games yet?
[00:40] Deme
    So unhappy!
[00:41] Deme
    Mayor, what are you doing with that bird?
[00:44] Mayor
    It's the symbol of wisdom, an owl.
[00:47] Mayor
    Perfect for me, right?
[00:48] Owl
    Oh, my.
[00:50] ---
    4 drachma silver coin
[00:51] Deme
    Don't you mean money?
[00:52] Deme
    It's perfect.
[00:54] Mayor
    This is just a person
    swimming with a dolphin.
[00:58] Mayor
    Swimming is just for fun.
[01:00] Deme
    But, Mayor, all we have
    in Tortonia is the sea.
[01:04] Mayor
    Keep your excuses! Think faster!
[01:06] Mayor
    We need games unique to Tortonia!
[01:08] Owl
    Idiot.
[01:16] Deme
    What are we supposed to do in a village
    that has nothing besides the sea?
[01:21] Mayor
    Slacking off again? Go, Drachma!
[01:23] Owl
    Oh, my.
[01:28] Deme
    Hey! Please don't do that!
[01:33] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:36] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:40] Deme
    This isn't the sea...
[01:47] Deme
    Why are they swimming in such a hurry?
[01:50] Deme
    Is Scylla, the monster of the sea, coming?
[01:55] Deme
    Oh, it's you.
[01:58] Deme
    This feels nice.
[02:01] Spectator A
    Who's that naked man?
[02:03] Spectator B
    I don't mind him.
[02:05] Iwatani
    It's him.
[02:07] Deme
    What? What? What?
[02:09] Iwatani
    He's an acquaintance of mine.
[02:12] Security
    What? You know him, Professor?
[02:13] Iwatani
    Sorry, but could you let him go?
[02:16] Deme
    Sir!
[02:18] Security
    Him, as well?
[02:19] Iwatani
    I don't know him.
[02:24] Deme
    What is going on here?
[02:28] Iwatani
    It's a swim meet.
[02:30] Iwatami
    It's a field day that
    takes place in the water.
[02:32] Iwatani
    I guess you could say this
    is like an aquatic footrace.
[02:37] Deme
    So the people of this polis treat
    swimming as an athletic event.
[02:42] Deme
    I see that leaping into
    the sea is another game.
[02:45] Deme
    It's like doing the long jump in the sea.
[02:48] Deme
    Dancing in the sea becomes
    a new and unique game.
[02:54] Deme
    That's it! If I combine Tortonia's
    sea and existing games...
[02:59] Deme
    I have an idea!
[03:01] Camera A
    It's that pervert again!
[03:02] Camera B
    This is newsworthy!
[03:05] Voice
    Time travel...
SIGN    Witness Says, "I Don't Mind Him"
[03:06] Top Center
    Who Is He? Suddenly Leaping Out of the Water
[03:06] Top Right
    Security Measures
SIGN    Buck Naked Man in Pool
[03:06] Top Left
    Pervert Appears
[03:06] Bottom Center
    Ancient Greek Appearance
[03:06] Far Bottom Left
    Pervert Suddenly Vanished
[03:07] Farthest Bottom Left
    In the Water
[03:07] Bottom Right
    Buck
    Naked
[03:12] Mayor
    So you've finally come up with new games?
[03:15] Deme
    For games to shine because
    they're held in Tortonia,
[03:18] ---
    they have to utilize
    Tortonia's beautiful sea.
[03:22] Villager A
    I see.
[03:23] Villager B
    He's right.
[03:24] Mayor
    You've thought hard about
    this. I'm impressed.
[03:28] Deme
    I traveled to a polis
    called Tokyo and learned
[03:30] ---
    that combining existing games with
    the sea creates totally new games.
[03:37] Deme
    This is what I've come up with.
[03:40] Villager
    Gulp.
[03:41] Deme
    Stuffing olives up your nose then
    blowing them out in the water!
SIGN    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out in the water
[03:45] Deme
    Wrestling with vases on
    your head in the water!
SIGN    Wrestling with vases on your head in the water
[03:49] Deme
    Drinking wine through your nose in the water!
SIGN    Drinking wine through your nose in the water
[03:53] Deme
    And throwing your village's mayor
    off a cliff into the sea to—
SIGN    Throwing your mayor off a cliff
[03:57] Mayor
    You haven't grown at all!
SIGN    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out in the water
[04:05] Iwatani
    Ancient Greece sure had
    a lot of strange games...
[04:06] ---
    The Mystery Behind
    the Weird Sports in Ancient Greece II
[04:10] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    The Aegean Sea of Tears
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
[04:12] [SONG] Song
    Drawn by the sound of the Aegean Sea's waves
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #5
[04:16] [SONG] Song
    I swim with the dolphins but
[04:21] [SONG] Song
    In the ancient Greek sea
[04:25] [SONG] Song
    Swimming is simply a routine occurrence
SIGN    Every Day
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    So you can swim and swim
[04:34] [SONG] Song
    But you'll never be in the Olympics
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    In the ancient Greek sea
[04:42] [SONG] Song
    Swimming is simply work
SIGN    Hard Work
[04:47] [SONG] Song
    Plato once said
[04:49] [SONG] Song
    People who cannot swim
[04:52] [SONG] Song
    Are uneducated