E11 - Different Country, Different Face

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 11 Different Country, Different Face
[00:34] Spartan
    What a miserable village.
[00:36] Spartan
    For real.
[00:39] Mayor
    Hey! I'm the mayor of Tortonia.
[00:41] Mayor
    They're the nasty Spartans
    staying in the village.
[00:45] Mayor
    I hope they'll leave soon.
[00:48] Deme
    Why do you sound like you're summarizing
    the events of a previous episode?
[00:51] Mayor
    Let me escape from reality a little.
[00:54] Mayor
    It can't be helped. I'll entertain them
    briefly before sending them home.
[00:58] Mayor
    I guess I'll get something to eat.
[01:00] Spartan
    So, what do y'all have planned
    for the Tortonian Olympics?
[01:04] Deme
    Footraces and pentathlons.
    That kind of thing.
[01:08] Spartan
    That's no good! Why don't
    y'all copy the Spartans?
[01:13] Spartan
    How about this?
[01:14] Spartan
    Make starving children
    fight over a wheel of cheese
[01:17] Spartan
    while you watch and strike them with whips.
[01:20] Spartan
    For real.
[01:22] Deme
    How cruel!
[01:24] Spartan
    Nothing cruel about it.
    It's how we all grew up.
[01:27] Spartan
    For real. Brings back memories.
[01:30] Spartan
    At zero years of age, weak babies are thrown
    off the edge of a cliff in a sorting ritual.
SIGN    Proper Sorting
[01:35] Spartan
    Sorting Ritual!
[01:37] Spartan
    At seven, we leave our parents and
    learn to fight in the military.
SIGN    Welcome to the Army
[01:41] Spartan
    Fight!
[01:43] Spartan
    At 12, we're not fed properly,
    and must survive by stealing.
SIGN    Live By Stealing
[01:48] Spartan
    Survive!
[01:49] Spartan
    At 18, we practice warfare
    by killing slaves.
SIGN    Kill Slaves
[01:53] Spartan
    Practice warfare!
[01:55] Spartan
    That's who we are...
SIGN    Sparta
[01:57] All
    Spartans!
[02:00] Deme
    I'm genuinely glad I wasn't born a Spartan.
[02:04] Mayor
    Spartans, please enjoy
    this fresh seafood dish,
[02:08] Mayor
    unique to coastal villages like Tortonia.
[02:12] Spartan
    That's quite the feast.
[02:15] Mayor
    Yes. I spent the money I value
    more than my life to—
[02:19] Spartan
    How dare you expose us to this, fool?!
[02:21] Mayor
    What?!
[02:23] Spartan
    You trying to spoil us
    Spartans with luxuries?
[02:26] Spartan
    We are Mr. Strict. Men who consume
    luxurious dishes deserve to die!
[02:31] Spartan
    We are the austere and masculine Spartans!
[02:33] Spartan
    Death to fat men!
[02:35] Spartan
    We whip the obese and the pale!
[02:37] Spartan
    We are Spartans!
[02:39] Spartan
    Men should die on the battlefield!
[02:41] Spartan
    We don't dig graves for
    men who grow old and die!
[02:44] Spartan
    We are Spartans!
[02:45] Mayor
    I'm sorry!
[02:48] Spartan
    Can't be helped. Y'all don't
    seem to know anything,
[02:52] Spartan
    so we'll do y'all a huge favor by
    preparing some Spartan dishes.
SIGN    Death to Luxurious Meals!
SIGN    Spartan Cooking
SIGN    Episode 1 (Final Episode) Melas Zomos
[03:01] Spartan
    Today we'll be cooking the Spartan soul food
    dish black soup, also known as melas zomos.
SIGN    Spartan Soul Food
    Melas Zomos
    (Serves 5)
[03:07] Spartan
    The ingredients are thick pig's blood and
    pig's feet, as well as salt and vinegar.
SIGN    Pig's blood: one pot full
SIGN    Pig's feet: as many as you prefer
SIGN    Salt: to taste Vinegar: to taste
[03:12] Spartan
    Start by boiling the pig's blood.
SIGN    Boil the pig's blood.
[03:15] Spartan
    Then add a splash of vinegar and salt.
SIGN    Add vinegar and salt.
[03:17] Spartan
    The vinegar is added to prevent
    the blood from coagulating.
SIGN    Point
SIGN    The vinegar is added to prevent
    the blood from coagulating.
SIGN    Add the pig's feet.
[03:20] Spartan
    Add the pig's feet, and once the dish
    produces a sketchy aroma, it's ready.
SIGN    Ready to eat when it starts to smell sketchy!
[03:25] Spartan
    This dish tastes so bad that
    someone once said of its flavor,
SIGN    I now know why Spartans do not fear death
[03:30] Spartan
    "I now know why Spartans do not fear death."
[03:33] Spartan
    Come on, drink up.
[03:58] Spartan
    You, too, woman.
[03:59] Apo
    No way.
[04:01] Spartan
    Hurry up and drink it.
[04:02] Spartan
    I don't know how it is in other polis, but in
    Sparta, women have to be strong, too.
[04:05] Spartan
    Or shall I force you to drink it?
[04:08] Apo
    No! Demetrius!
[04:10] Deme
    Stop this!
[04:13] Spartan
    Oh? You dare defy us?
[04:16] Spartan
    This means war!
[04:20] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Different Country, Different Face
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #11
[04:23] [SONG] Song
    We are Spartans, we are stoic
[04:27] [SONG] Song
    We have no no no interest in money
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    (no no no)
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    We have no no no interest in luxuries
[04:34] [SONG] Song
    (no no no)
[04:35] [SONG] Song
    But, but
[04:36] [SONG] Song
    Outside our borders (outside our borders)
[04:41] [SONG] Song
    We are crazy for money
[04:45] [SONG] Song
    "An opportunity to make money!"
[04:47] [SONG] Song
    Within our borders (within our borders)
[04:51] [SONG] Song
    We are stoic as usual
[04:55] [SONG] Song
    We have no no no interest in money
[04:58] [SONG] Song
    (no no no)