E11 - Different Country, Different Face Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Extra SIGN    Olympia Kyklos SIGN    Episode 11 Different Country, Different Face [00:34] Spartan     What a miserable village. [00:36] Spartan     For real. [00:39] Mayor     Hey! I'm the mayor of Tortonia. [00:41] Mayor     They're the nasty Spartans     staying in the village. [00:45] Mayor     I hope they'll leave soon. [00:48] Deme     Why do you sound like you're summarizing     the events of a previous episode? [00:51] Mayor     Let me escape from reality a little. [00:54] Mayor     It can't be helped. I'll entertain them     briefly before sending them home. [00:58] Mayor     I guess I'll get something to eat. [01:00] Spartan     So, what do y'all have planned     for the Tortonian Olympics? [01:04] Deme     Footraces and pentathlons.     That kind of thing. [01:08] Spartan     That's no good! Why don't     y'all copy the Spartans? [01:13] Spartan     How about this? [01:14] Spartan     Make starving children     fight over a wheel of cheese [01:17] Spartan     while you watch and strike them with whips. [01:20] Spartan     For real. [01:22] Deme     How cruel! [01:24] Spartan     Nothing cruel about it.     It's how we all grew up. [01:27] Spartan     For real. Brings back memories. [01:30] Spartan     At zero years of age, weak babies are thrown     off the edge of a cliff in a sorting ritual. SIGN    Proper Sorting [01:35] Spartan     Sorting Ritual! [01:37] Spartan     At seven, we leave our parents and     learn to fight in the military. SIGN    Welcome to the Army [01:41] Spartan     Fight! [01:43] Spartan     At 12, we're not fed properly,     and must survive by stealing. SIGN    Live By Stealing [01:48] Spartan     Survive! [01:49] Spartan     At 18, we practice warfare     by killing slaves. SIGN    Kill Slaves [01:53] Spartan     Practice warfare! [01:55] Spartan     That's who we are... SIGN    Sparta [01:57] All     Spartans! [02:00] Deme     I'm genuinely glad I wasn't born a Spartan. [02:04] Mayor     Spartans, please enjoy     this fresh seafood dish, [02:08] Mayor     unique to coastal villages like Tortonia. [02:12] Spartan     That's quite the feast. [02:15] Mayor     Yes. I spent the money I value     more than my life to— [02:19] Spartan     How dare you expose us to this, fool?! [02:21] Mayor     What?! [02:23] Spartan     You trying to spoil us     Spartans with luxuries? [02:26] Spartan     We are Mr. Strict. Men who consume     luxurious dishes deserve to die! [02:31] Spartan     We are the austere and masculine Spartans! [02:33] Spartan     Death to fat men! [02:35] Spartan     We whip the obese and the pale! [02:37] Spartan     We are Spartans! [02:39] Spartan     Men should die on the battlefield! [02:41] Spartan     We don't dig graves for     men who grow old and die! [02:44] Spartan     We are Spartans! [02:45] Mayor     I'm sorry! [02:48] Spartan     Can't be helped. Y'all don't     seem to know anything, [02:52] Spartan     so we'll do y'all a huge favor by     preparing some Spartan dishes. SIGN    Death to Luxurious Meals! SIGN    Spartan Cooking SIGN    Episode 1 (Final Episode) Melas Zomos [03:01] Spartan     Today we'll be cooking the Spartan soul food     dish black soup, also known as melas zomos. SIGN    Spartan Soul Food     Melas Zomos     (Serves 5) [03:07] Spartan     The ingredients are thick pig's blood and     pig's feet, as well as salt and vinegar. SIGN    Pig's blood: one pot full SIGN    Pig's feet: as many as you prefer SIGN    Salt: to taste Vinegar: to taste [03:12] Spartan     Start by boiling the pig's blood. SIGN    Boil the pig's blood. [03:15] Spartan     Then add a splash of vinegar and salt. SIGN    Add vinegar and salt. [03:17] Spartan     The vinegar is added to prevent     the blood from coagulating. SIGN    Point SIGN    The vinegar is added to prevent     the blood from coagulating. SIGN    Add the pig's feet. [03:20] Spartan     Add the pig's feet, and once the dish     produces a sketchy aroma, it's ready. SIGN    Ready to eat when it starts to smell sketchy! [03:25] Spartan     This dish tastes so bad that     someone once said of its flavor, SIGN    I now know why Spartans do not fear death [03:30] Spartan     "I now know why Spartans do not fear death." [03:33] Spartan     Come on, drink up. [03:58] Spartan     You, too, woman. [03:59] Apo     No way. [04:01] Spartan     Hurry up and drink it. [04:02] Spartan     I don't know how it is in other polis, but in     Sparta, women have to be strong, too. [04:05] Spartan     Or shall I force you to drink it? [04:08] Apo     No! Demetrius! [04:10] Deme     Stop this! [04:13] Spartan     Oh? You dare defy us? [04:16] Spartan     This means war! [04:20] ---     Lyrics: Fujii Ryo          Music: Hayashi Akito SIGN    Different Country, Different Face SIGN    Learn By Singing     Ancient Greece SIGN    Honeuros the Bard     Ending Song #11 [04:23] [SONG] Song     We are Spartans, we are stoic [04:27] [SONG] Song     We have no no no interest in money [04:30] [SONG] Song     (no no no) [04:30] [SONG] Song     We have no no no interest in luxuries [04:34] [SONG] Song     (no no no) [04:35] [SONG] Song     But, but [04:36] [SONG] Song     Outside our borders (outside our borders) [04:41] [SONG] Song     We are crazy for money [04:45] [SONG] Song     "An opportunity to make money!" [04:47] [SONG] Song     Within our borders (within our borders) [04:51] [SONG] Song     We are stoic as usual [04:55] [SONG] Song     We have no no no interest in money [04:58] [SONG] Song     (no no no)