E10 - Spartans Are Scary

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 10: Spartans Are Scary
[00:33] Deme
    War is horrifying.
[00:35] Deme
    I must prevent Tortonia from
    becoming like Tokyopolis.
[00:39] Mayor
    Well, Demetri-useless?
[00:41] Mayor
    Have you come up with some new games?
[00:43] Deme
    Mayor, I'm not in the mood right now.
[00:45] Mayor
    What's this, a new combat sport?
[00:48] Mayor
    Good. Combat sports generate excitement.
[00:51] Mayor
    All right. Let's try out
    some boxing in the plaza!
[00:53] Deme
    What?
[00:57] Bard
    Ready, fight!
[01:02] Fighter
    I surrender.
SIGN    Pose of Surrender
[01:03] Bard
    We have a winner!
[01:05] Fighter
    Boy, am I sweaty.
[01:07] Fighter
    Not bad.
[01:08] Fighter
    You, too.
[01:09] Villager
    This is boxing?
[01:11] Villager
    This is my first time seeing it.
    What a strange game.
[01:13] Mayor
    That's totally wrong!
[01:14] ---
    They didn't hit each other at all!
[01:16] Deme
    Their builds are too different.
[01:18] ---
    It's only natural.
[01:22] Spartan
    Y'all are doing some pretty dumb shit.
[01:25] Spartan
    Y'all.
[01:26] Mayor
    Who are you? I'm the mayor!
[01:29] Mayor
    S-Spartans?!
[01:31] Deme
    The strongest and mightiest?
[01:32] Spartan
    We heard a rumor that this here
    town was hosting an Olympic event.
[01:37] Spartan
    We were just feeling out of shape since
    there ain't been any wars recently.
[01:41] Spartan
    For real.
[01:42] Spartan
    We were thinking about going to
    war with Tortonia for a workout,
[01:46] Spartan
    but since it sounds fun,
    Sparta will sponsor your Olympic games.
[01:51] Spartan
    And those posturing guys from Elis have been
[01:52] ---
    Officially Recognized by Zeus
[01:52] ---
    Olympics
[01:52] ---
    In the land of Elis!
[01:55] ---
    acting like they're the creators
    of the original Olympics.
[01:57] Spartan
    True story.
[01:59] Spartan
    But y'all, boxing and pankration?
[02:02] ---
    Completely useless on an actual battlefield.
[02:05] ---
    They're games.
[02:06] Spartan
    Everyone doing those are idiots.
[02:09] ---
    The only real combat sport is wrestling.
[02:11] Spartan
    It's the only one.
[02:12] Spartan
    For real.
[02:13] Spartan
    All right. Should we treat
    you boys to some practice?
[02:17] Mayor
    This man's been saying he'd like
    to try wrestling for a while now.
[02:20] Deme
    What?!
[02:20] Spartan
    Shall I train you, then?
[02:23] Deme
    I-It's already late today,
    so let's wait until tomorrow.
[02:26] Deme
    This man said he'd like to
    invite you all to his home.
[02:29] Mayor
    What?!
[02:30] Spartan
    If you insist.
[02:34] (Flashback) Mayor
    You have to get stronger by
    tomorrow and scare them off!
[02:36] (Flashback) ---
    That's an order!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mayor
    Golly, being joined by a group
    of Spartans is like a dream!
[02:42] Deme
    I can't get stronger overnight!
[02:46] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:51] Announce
    What's this? A mysterious foreign
    wrestler has suddenly appeared!
[02:53] Mob
    Where did he come from?
[02:55] Announce
    Who is this man?
[02:57] Mob
    What's his deal?
[02:59] Announce
    He's been thrown out of
    the ring in an instant!
[03:02] Announce
    Why did he even come here?
[03:05] Iwatani
    You sure do show up everywhere.
[03:07] Deme
    Sir, you're always in the
    most convenient places.
[03:08] Deme
    What is this?
[03:09] Iwatani
    This is "professional wrestling,"
    or "pro wrestling" for short.
[03:13] Deme
    Pro wrestling? Is it like wrestling?
[03:16] Iwatani
    It's similar, but it's like a
    combination of wrestling and acting.
[03:20] Deme
    Wrestling and acting?
[03:24] Deme
    That wrestler is screaming and
    raging instead of fighting.
[03:27] Deme
    What is he doing?
[03:29] Iwatani
    He's performing on the mic.
[03:31] Iwatani
    Wrestlers who are good at
    this seem stronger and more
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    appealing than they actually are.
[03:36] Deme
    Stronger than they are?
[03:38] Deme
    Why are those wrestlers wearing those masks?
[03:42] Iwatani
    Perhaps the fear inspired by
    concealing their identities
[03:44] ---
    makes them appear stronger than they are.
[03:47] Deme
    Stronger than they are?
[03:48] Deme
    That's it!
[03:51] Deme
    Does any loud noise trigger it?!
[03:52] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:58] Spartan
    That guy from yesterday ain't here.
[04:00] Deme
    Thanks for waiting. I've kept
    you waiting too long, damn it!
[04:05] Spartan
    The hell is he doing?
[04:06] Deme
    Hello, damn you!
[04:08] Deme
    Without any energy, you can't do anything!
[04:10] Deme
    The time has come. I am Heracles Mask!
[04:13] Spartan
    You've got guts.
[04:14] Spartan
    Bring it on!
[04:15] Deme
    I am a lion. I will become the lion!
[04:18] Deme
    Ow!
[04:22] Spartan
    I'll have to stay in this ridiculous
    village a little longer and
[04:25] ---
    teach y'all a thing or two.
[04:28] Mayor
    That idiot...
[04:30] Deme
    I'm really sorry...
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    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Spartans Are Scary
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #10
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    Sparta Sparta
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    Strong! Stern! Merciless!
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    Strong! Stern! Merciless!
[04:45] [SONG] ---
    Sparta Sparta
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Steal! Kill! Invincible! Steal! Kill! Invincible!
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    Warrior people! Warrior people!