E10 - Spartans Are Scary
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SIGN Extra
SIGN Olympia Kyklos
SIGN Episode 10: Spartans Are Scary
[00:33] Deme
War is horrifying.
[00:35] Deme
I must prevent Tortonia from
becoming like Tokyopolis.
[00:39] Mayor
Well, Demetri-useless?
[00:41] Mayor
Have you come up with some new games?
[00:43] Deme
Mayor, I'm not in the mood right now.
[00:45] Mayor
What's this, a new combat sport?
[00:48] Mayor
Good. Combat sports generate excitement.
[00:51] Mayor
All right. Let's try out
some boxing in the plaza!
[00:53] Deme
What?
[00:57] Bard
Ready, fight!
[01:02] Fighter
I surrender.
SIGN Pose of Surrender
[01:03] Bard
We have a winner!
[01:05] Fighter
Boy, am I sweaty.
[01:07] Fighter
Not bad.
[01:08] Fighter
You, too.
[01:09] Villager
This is boxing?
[01:11] Villager
This is my first time seeing it.
What a strange game.
[01:13] Mayor
That's totally wrong!
[01:14] ---
They didn't hit each other at all!
[01:16] Deme
Their builds are too different.
[01:18] ---
It's only natural.
[01:22] Spartan
Y'all are doing some pretty dumb shit.
[01:25] Spartan
Y'all.
[01:26] Mayor
Who are you? I'm the mayor!
[01:29] Mayor
S-Spartans?!
[01:31] Deme
The strongest and mightiest?
[01:32] Spartan
We heard a rumor that this here
town was hosting an Olympic event.
[01:37] Spartan
We were just feeling out of shape since
there ain't been any wars recently.
[01:41] Spartan
For real.
[01:42] Spartan
We were thinking about going to
war with Tortonia for a workout,
[01:46] Spartan
but since it sounds fun,
Sparta will sponsor your Olympic games.
[01:51] Spartan
And those posturing guys from Elis have been
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Officially Recognized by Zeus
[01:52] ---
Olympics
[01:52] ---
In the land of Elis!
[01:55] ---
acting like they're the creators
of the original Olympics.
[01:57] Spartan
True story.
[01:59] Spartan
But y'all, boxing and pankration?
[02:02] ---
Completely useless on an actual battlefield.
[02:05] ---
They're games.
[02:06] Spartan
Everyone doing those are idiots.
[02:09] ---
The only real combat sport is wrestling.
[02:11] Spartan
It's the only one.
[02:12] Spartan
For real.
[02:13] Spartan
All right. Should we treat
you boys to some practice?
[02:17] Mayor
This man's been saying he'd like
to try wrestling for a while now.
[02:20] Deme
What?!
[02:20] Spartan
Shall I train you, then?
[02:23] Deme
I-It's already late today,
so let's wait until tomorrow.
[02:26] Deme
This man said he'd like to
invite you all to his home.
[02:29] Mayor
What?!
[02:30] Spartan
If you insist.
[02:34] (Flashback) Mayor
You have to get stronger by
tomorrow and scare them off!
[02:36] (Flashback) ---
That's an order!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mayor
Golly, being joined by a group
of Spartans is like a dream!
[02:42] Deme
I can't get stronger overnight!
[02:46] Voice
Time travel...
[02:51] Announce
What's this? A mysterious foreign
wrestler has suddenly appeared!
[02:53] Mob
Where did he come from?
[02:55] Announce
Who is this man?
[02:57] Mob
What's his deal?
[02:59] Announce
He's been thrown out of
the ring in an instant!
[03:02] Announce
Why did he even come here?
[03:05] Iwatani
You sure do show up everywhere.
[03:07] Deme
Sir, you're always in the
most convenient places.
[03:08] Deme
What is this?
[03:09] Iwatani
This is "professional wrestling,"
or "pro wrestling" for short.
[03:13] Deme
Pro wrestling? Is it like wrestling?
[03:16] Iwatani
It's similar, but it's like a
combination of wrestling and acting.
[03:20] Deme
Wrestling and acting?
[03:24] Deme
That wrestler is screaming and
raging instead of fighting.
[03:27] Deme
What is he doing?
[03:29] Iwatani
He's performing on the mic.
[03:31] Iwatani
Wrestlers who are good at
this seem stronger and more
[03:34] ---
appealing than they actually are.
[03:36] Deme
Stronger than they are?
[03:38] Deme
Why are those wrestlers wearing those masks?
[03:42] Iwatani
Perhaps the fear inspired by
concealing their identities
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makes them appear stronger than they are.
[03:47] Deme
Stronger than they are?
[03:48] Deme
That's it!
[03:51] Deme
Does any loud noise trigger it?!
[03:52] Voice
Time travel...
[03:58] Spartan
That guy from yesterday ain't here.
[04:00] Deme
Thanks for waiting. I've kept
you waiting too long, damn it!
[04:05] Spartan
The hell is he doing?
[04:06] Deme
Hello, damn you!
[04:08] Deme
Without any energy, you can't do anything!
[04:10] Deme
The time has come. I am Heracles Mask!
[04:13] Spartan
You've got guts.
[04:14] Spartan
Bring it on!
[04:15] Deme
I am a lion. I will become the lion!
[04:18] Deme
Ow!
[04:22] Spartan
I'll have to stay in this ridiculous
village a little longer and
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teach y'all a thing or two.
[04:28] Mayor
That idiot...
[04:30] Deme
I'm really sorry...
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Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN Spartans Are Scary
SIGN Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
SIGN Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #10
[04:33] [SONG] ---
Sparta Sparta
[04:35] [SONG] ---
Spartans! Are scary!
[04:37] [SONG] ---
Spartans! Are scary!
[04:40] [SONG] ---
Strong! Stern! Merciless!
[04:43] [SONG] ---
Strong! Stern! Merciless!
[04:45] [SONG] ---
Sparta Sparta
[04:47] [SONG] ---
Spartans! Are scary!
[04:49] [SONG] ---
Spartans! Are scary!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
Steal! Kill! Invincible! Steal! Kill! Invincible!
[04:55] [SONG] ---
Warrior people! Warrior people!